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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:02pm kat330:

Hi, Ken and Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm -max-:

Present!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Hello there Not-Really-Bachelors-Married-Men-Seeking-Affairs-Bachelors 1 and 2!
Hello there everyone!
Avatar 6:03pm kat330:

Come in for the comedy,
Stay for the community. [variation of my WFMU Friendship Society motto]
You came for the sounds,
Stay for the community!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm Caryn:

Aye, luvs! Let's get this started then.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm -max-:

Cranked!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi kat!
But doesn't your motto say to "Always brush your tongue and drink lots of water"? :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm G:

Ashley Madison with Ken and Andy
Avatar 6:04pm kat330:

@Matt: Just came up with these ones. I think I dreamed them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

1963 was better!
1959 was better!
1960 and 1961, hmmm...not much better than 1962.
Avatar 6:05pm glenn:

my motto " i may not be perfect, but at least i'm not eurotrash".
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi -max-, Caryn and G!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm Caryn:

I suspect Ken and Andy will bypass Newlywed Game/Dating Game-style double entendres and go straight to single entendres. And in the case of Andy, pedophilia jokes.
Avatar 6:05pm kat330:

I think James should come on the show and present his account of last Wednesday night events.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: The first one works well for 7SD.
@glenn: Maple recyclable!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm G:

Pedophilia Speed Dating
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm G:

Ken and/or Irwin should build Andy a profile and see how long he stays at zero friends.
Avatar 6:07pm kat330:

Reminds me of the IT Crowd bit where she was dating a guy named Peter File. She couldn't get past the homophone, much as Elaine would not be able to get past some superficial flaw.
Avatar 6:07pm kat330:

@Matt: Um, yeah, that was my point! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm G:

Just block friending his account. Easypeasy for Kenzo.
Avatar 6:08pm Irwin:

@G: Andy's on FB. He has over 17 friends.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: I would happily friend Andy B just to unfriend him!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm G:

over 17? holy crap, i take it all back!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

@Irwin: FB? Obsolete! We're talkin' the newly dominant FS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm Caryn:

@kat: Graham Linehan says he wants Peter File to come back, having changed his name. Of course, without realising, he's changed it to something even worse. I'm hoping for that to happen.
Avatar 6:09pm kat330:

If I were forced to tell the truth, I love Andy. :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm Caryn:

Oh, I'd friend Andy if he had a profile.
Avatar 6:10pm kat330:

So how are they going to locate any newlyweds?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat 6:07: I meant the 1st, better 7SD choice than the 2nd.

Fifth & 39th! When is this again?
Avatar 6:11pm glenn:

andy,could you say "cum" some more?
Avatar ♥ 6:11pm Danne D:

www.broadwaycomedyclub.com...

LOL I don't see a 7pm show on this schedule though.

Monday the 18th is a holiday, Ken. President's Day.
Avatar 6:11pm kat330:

Maybe they should change it to the FS Game, forcing people who have friended each other to see if they know one scintilla about the other.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

Yeh, I'm on phones again, so no jerks call in.
Avatar 6:12pm kat330:

@Matt: And again, YES, that was my point. I actually was going to put a header saying "7SD Motto," but thought better of it. Guess I should have stayed with my first thought! ;)
  6:14pm francis-c:

Ken, How would you rate your Andy's morning breath?
Avatar 6:14pm kat330:

Are they going to ask typical website "security questions" of people? Hmmm....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Wiki says Andy was born in Philly.
I assumed Newark NJ for Ken, so now his Wiki page may be updated!
  6:15pm francis-c:

If either one of you were a cartoon character which one would you be?
  6:15pm Amus:

What is your co-host's favorite malt liquor?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm Nick the Bard:

OK, I'm just letting you know now, I'm not letting you through if you go with the cliche "Where's the strangest place you've ever made whoopie". Sorry, that joke's been done to death. Irwin's less of a tyrant though.
Avatar ♥ 6:16pm Jeff:

What is your co-host's middle name?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: I have declared a "7SD motto" many times on playlists--it's a frequently changing slogan! :)

Of course you name goldfish! My "Max Rivington" name is dependent on that!
Avatar 6:16pm Irwin:

Has to be a legit Q that applies to both.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

WHOA! THREE BOILERS??! Why haven't you told us? Stop the show, we've got a better show now!
  6:17pm rai:

how long ago (in years) did your co-host *wish* they had stopped doing SSD?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm Caryn:

You name your fish! At least if there are less than several dozen of the same species.
Avatar 6:17pm kat330:

So Andy and Ken have officially and finally gotten married?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: "Here, guppy school guppy school, eat your lunch..."
Avatar ♥ 6:18pm Jeff:

Answers must be in Anapestic Tetrameter.
  6:19pm Noah:

What is your cohost's worst vice?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: It's legal right across the river in Manhattan--no more excuses! Same Sex Delay special, upcoming!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm Nick the Bard:

OK, for the love of crackers, COME UP WITH MORE THAN THE OBVIOUS SEX RELATED QUESTIONS. Jesus....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

Angered Nick the Bard, "no obvious questions!"
  6:20pm Kent in atl:

Classic newlywed game question: where is the most unusual place you had sex?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:20pm Lewis:

Where did your co-host attemd college?
Avatar ♥ 6:20pm Jeff:

In which city did your co-host meet his spouse?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:20pm Lewis:

what is the birth order of your co-host?
Avatar 6:20pm Dimestoreman:

What is your co-host's least favorite movie?
  6:21pm JZ:

What sport did your co-host play in high school?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

I was about to say, Andy, you don't have a ride home yet!
  6:21pm Amus:

How many pairs of shoes does your co host have?
  6:21pm Fredericks:

Favorite concert?
Avatar 6:21pm kat330:

What's your co-host's spouse's maiden name?
  6:21pm Spencer from Oakland:

What was your co-host's favorite AND/OR least favorite episode of Seven Second Delay?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm -max-:

Vaginal or caesarian?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm Lewis:

How long has your co-host been married to their current spouse?
  6:21pm conrad:

what is your co-host's favorite album?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm G:

What's your cohost's least flattering trait?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm Caryn:

Is your co-host's bellybutton an innie or an outie?
  6:22pm Amus:

I second the vaginal/caesarian question.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm G:

he met her on craigslist casual encounters. that is not technically madison, nj
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm George of Troy:

Boxers or briefs?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm Caryn:

What is your co-host's blood type?
Avatar 6:23pm Margatron:

What is your co-host's favourite movie?
  6:23pm francis-c:

whats your favorite meal
  6:23pm ~L:

Your Forever Stamp price has gone up and the current value is now 46 cents! http://foreverstampvalue.com/
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

But even then Andy never made Varsity Keep-Away. JV at best...
Avatar 6:24pm kat330:

Given the circumstances, I miguel abstain from offering any questions. :,
  6:24pm Noah:

What did the cocost's parents die from or are they still alive
  6:25pm conrad:

boxers or tighty-whities?
  6:25pm Edseif:

What is your cohost's favorite dessert?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm G:

I heard Macbeth say that Ken was from his mother's room untimely ripp'd
Avatar 6:26pm kat330:

Dumb question.
Avatar 6:26pm Dimestoreman:

When last did your co-host bathe?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm woj:

how many siblings does your co-host have?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm Caryn:

Ooh, G brings the culture!
  6:27pm Lucy:

What age did you lose your virginity?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm G:

Irwin learned that trick in the 60s/70s. I heard that trick from the longtimers when I moved here.
  6:28pm Fredericks:

Shoe sizes?
  6:28pm ~L:

Sleep style: Stomach, Left side, right side, fetal position, or back?
Do you snore?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: Because they weren't "man born of woman", they were denied civil rights protections for centuries.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm Caryn:

At first, I thought that "wallet or pocket" was more of a "do you carry huge wads of money in a money clip" issue, but the anti-mugging angle is interesting. I do that too.
  6:29pm Kent in atl:

Hey I asked the butt question
  6:29pm ?:

What is the age of your youngest child? Dan
Avatar ♥ 6:29pm Jeff:

Does your co-host soap and scrub with a washcloth, or just his hands?
  6:30pm Edseif:

What celebrity was your cohost most thrilled to meet?
Avatar ♥ 6:30pm Jeff:

Is your co-host's hot tap water heated electrically or with gas?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

I knew Ken's siblings, didn't know Andy had the same.
  6:30pm Linder:

has your cohost ever Hired a prostitute?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm Nick the Bard:

@Kent - hey, yeh, check above, I BANNED that question, for it being obvious and lame (I banned it at least, I don't know about Irwin)
Avatar 6:31pm Dimestoreman:

Was the last book your co-host read fiction or non-fiction?
Avatar 6:31pm the glowing one:

forearm length = foot length
Avatar 6:32pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

How does your co-host take his coffee? I always think of this as the furthest level of intimacy I want with my co-workers.
  6:32pm rai:

outside of continental north america, what was the first country your co-host ever visited?
Avatar 6:32pm Margatron:

Does your co-host tie his shoes normally or with bunny-ears loops?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha ha! Will to live cascading from Andy like Niagara Falls!
  6:32pm ben in richmond:

Has your cohost ever been arrested?
  6:32pm r:

favorite book/movie/ comedian
  6:32pm Tyler:

What is your co-hosts birthday?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm G:

Does that count getting a woman to have sex with you mainly by spending money on her? Because I think the answer on that might be close to 100% for men societywide...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm Nick the Bard:

Yeh yeh, I'm all being mean on here so no one wants to call in, bah. I'm not going to yell at you on the phone. I swear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm G:

Speaking of braintwisting questions --

You know if you buy 48 ounces of hamburger and brown it up and pour off the grease and water etc, how many ounces are left if you actually weigh it?
  6:34pm Eddy in Patchogue:

First movie your co-host ever saw
  6:34pm Clint:

Toilet paper, over or under?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: Less than 24 oz, I bet.
Avatar ♥ 6:35pm Danne D:

Here's a question for both:

What's the first illicit drug you used?
  6:35pm Edseif:

What was your cohost's wedding song?
Avatar 6:35pm Dimestoreman:

Does your co-host crack his knuckles/toes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm G:

Just did it, Matt. Midprice hamburger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm Caryn:

Does your co-host sing in the shower, and if so, what do they sing?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

@Andy: Did you get his dick autograph?? ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm G:

I'm pretty sure they "add" water during grinding, "for better processing"
  6:36pm r:

Why do they have to write down their answers?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm G:

49 ounces came to 31 ounces after browning and draining off
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm G:

taco time. science experiment over
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm Caryn:

@G: a lot of ground beef is also frozen at some point in the process, leaving some excess water in the meat.
Avatar 6:37pm glenn:

does your cohost own a gun?
  6:37pm pheezy:

wheat or white?
  6:37pm Mike Fun:

Great show for identity theifs!
  6:37pm Fredericks:

Ever kiss a man on the lips?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm Nick the Bard:

R; for proof to the judges is my guess (that's how it was done on the newlywed game)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm G:

yes, caryn, i bet they know exactly how much water they can add without it actually draining out and pooling in the package and giving the game away...
Avatar ♥ 6:38pm Danne D:

My guess for Andy would be peyote btw
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Caryn:

Favourite bagel toppings?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

Has the UCB organist play "Linus and Lucy"? That's a good'un.
  6:38pm Dan:

What is age of your cohost's youngest child?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm G:

so 49 to 31 is over a third water and fat lost during basic browning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: Three fifths or so remaining, at least it's mostly meat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm G:

What was your cohost's highest paid income year for the IRS, to the nearest 10K. Adjusted gross income.
Avatar 6:39pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Boxers or briefs?
Avatar ♥ 6:40pm Danne D:

Q: Has your co-host ever contributed to a political campaign or party?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm Caryn:

@G: yeah, over here they had a big furore over how once-frozen ground meat meant that consumers were essentially paying for water, which led to demands for producers to mention on the packaging whether the meat had been frozen at some point or not.
  6:40pm Kevin in Nelson:

Least favorite music
  6:41pm Edseif:

What was your cohost's first job?
  6:41pm Zach:

Who is your co-host's favorite celebrity chef?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm Caryn:

@G: now that I buy all my ground beef from the local old market, that gets it straight from local farmers, no more need to drain the meat. Lovely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: The beef, the whole beef and nothin' but the beef!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm G:

dinnertime, bbl
  6:43pm Lucy:

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm woj:

this is actually pretty entertaining. all wfmu shows with co-hosts should do this sometime!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm G:

passionately, not as a media stunt
  6:43pm Edseif:

Did your cohost get a flu shot this season?
Avatar ♥ 6:43pm Danne D:

Other than on the show, have you ever consultant a psychic, had your palm read, or visited a medium/attended a seance?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

They don't count..Andy's gay sexual experiences were merely to get his scripts into production.
  6:44pm Michael:

Has your co-host got any non-{S.S.D.-related} tattoos?

Does your co-host generally like Jonathan Richmond's work?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm Carmichael:

What is your co-host's favorite cable channel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm Caryn:

@Matt: or to thank James for the ride.
Avatar 6:44pm Dimestoreman:

As a child, what did your co-host want to be when he grew up?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm Caryn:

What was your co-host's first word as a baby?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Even tolls+Arby's doesn't repay James' gratitude...
  6:46pm Ray L:

What is the hardest recreational drug you've ever used?
  6:46pm Edseif:

If your cohost wanted to prepare a great dinner to impress you, what dish would he make?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm Matt from Springfield:

Re: KFC: saltpeter.
  6:47pm Zach:

Why does your co-host secretly hate himself?
Avatar 6:47pm glenn:

has your cohost ever had a reach-around?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh YEAH! "Trapped In The Dumpster", parts 1-95! Ken's morning show exclusive!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm Nick the Bard:

www.youtube.com... <<here's a video of what Ken was doing
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm cklequ:

The Dumpster/Boiler show
  6:48pm Fredericks:

Serious scars? Serious = 3" or greater.
Avatar 6:48pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Who was your co-host's biggest mentor, other than yourself?
  6:49pm Ray L:

Most heinous crime you've committed?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm Carmichael:

Maybe Spike will call.
  6:49pm Lucy:

Has your co-host pissed/crapped his pants as an adult?
Avatar 6:49pm pheezy:

Does your co-host sleep on the left side or right side of the bed?
Avatar ♥ 6:49pm Danne D:

Ken: Policeman
  6:50pm Ray L:

How many people have you slept with?
  6:50pm Mark L.:

What was the first band that your co-host ever went to see in concert?
  6:50pm Lucy:

Has your co-host ever attempted suicide?
  6:50pm roger:

what was your first surgery?
If any
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

He wanted to...yeah, Andy beat me to that one! :)
  6:51pm Spencer from Oakland:

What was your co-host's favorite episode of Seven Second Delay? (simpler than the first version)
  6:51pm Michael:

What is your co-host's most embarrassing musical 'guilty pleasure'?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm Carmichael:

Andy's Radio mentor: Rick Dees.
Avatar ♥ 6:52pm Danne D:

Have you ever stolen food because you couldn't afford to buy a meal of your own?
  6:52pm Edseif:

If your cohost could take a vacation to anywhere in the world, where would he go?
Avatar ♥ 6:52pm Danne D:

(not that you were temporarily out of cash, but you willingly stole b/c of your own lack of income)
Avatar 6:52pm glenn:

has your cohost ever thrown anybody under the bus?
  6:52pm Michael:

What is the most inaccurate thing your co-host believes about himself?
  6:53pm Ray L:

Most hated song?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm Nick the Bard:

What is your co-host's most feared way to die?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

Neil Young scowled at you because he could tell Jean Shepherd was annoyed by your demeanor.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm Caryn:

Following from Nick's question: What is your co-host's most preferred way to die?
  6:55pm Lucy:

If you could pick any foreign country in the world, which would you rather live in?
  6:55pm Lucy:

If you could pick any foreign country in the world, which would you rather live in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm Carmichael:

Now he dreams about meeting Neil Patrick Harris.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

My dreams can sometimes take me back to past stressful situations, like in high school.
Avatar 6:57pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

When was the last time your co-host lied to you?
Avatar ♥ 6:57pm Danne D:

I still have my tonsils, Ken
  6:57pm Ray L:

First concert?
Avatar ♥ 6:57pm Danne D:

This was a great show :)
  6:58pm Edseif:

BOB Eubanks
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm Carmichael:

Bob Eubanks.
Avatar 6:58pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Bob Eubanks!
  6:58pm Bob Eubanks:

Native of Flint MI
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm Caryn:

Hey, first episode I've favourited!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm woj:

what's your c-host's least favorite wfmu deejay? (too late, i know, damn!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

Good show, congrats to Googleables and non-Googleables, Wikified and non-Wikified alike!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

Have a good night, everyone!
Avatar ♥ 6:59pm Danne D:

Bob Eubanks is not dead.

And not related to Kevin
  6:59pm Bob Eubanks:

Best detention show ever!
  8:53pm Hehe:

I love how Andy lied about not having been arrested.
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