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Options January 30, 2013: Andy tries to wrangle a ride home.

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm -max-:

Made it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm G:

Awaiting failure. :)
Avatar 6:02pm kat330:

Hi, Ken! Hi, Andy! Hope you're feeling well!
Avatar 6:02pm Philo Gristle:

Hello hello hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm G:

The topic of tonight's programme is tonight's programme?
Avatar 6:02pm kat330:

What the hell?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

I didn't feel like my name anyways...
Hi Delayers! Hi Ken & Andy! Hi FEEDBACK!!!!
Avatar 6:03pm Danne D:

Hey Folks :) Already off to a great start
Avatar 6:03pm Dan B From Upstate:

Turn it up, Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm G:

Headphone feedback. The funnest.
  6:04pm sundogmoonbow:

that feedback made me laugh so bad
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Case in point: Stuck in the elevator episode. Train wreck! :)
Avatar 6:04pm glenn:

if we want a trainwreck, we'll listen to suw. we expect top notch radio professionalism from 7sd.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm G:

Show title: "Bumming a Ride"
Avatar 6:05pm kat330:

Some schlub will actually do this for Andy.
Avatar 6:05pm Danne D:

Dang, if I had made my way home early today I would totally be doing this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

123 Fake St., Madison, NJ.
Avatar 6:05pm Danne D:

But poor Andy will have to walk I guess.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: Wow, this is kind of like the reverse of the 7SD Cab Service episode!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm cklequ:

I'll pick Andy up. I'm coming from Rhode Island on a bicycle, so i might not get there exactly at 7:00. And i probably won't leave until the show is over.
Avatar 6:07pm kat330:

Cracker Barrel / New country music -- a match made in heaven for I.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Gourmand:

WOW, AN APPLEBEES!!!!!
  6:07pm moose:

i used to live in madison and now i live in jersey city but i don't have a car
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

Mount Arlington and Clinton NJ appear to be the closest Cracker Barrels to Madison.
Avatar 6:07pm Danne D:

It'd be interesting if someone offered to pick up Andy and then a different person actually picked him up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm G:

Gluten free oatmeal soup. HOLY CRAP!!!
Avatar 6:08pm Gregry:

Did Beth say there's no weed in it? Weedless? Cuz I think Irwing would prefer the weeded version.
Avatar 6:09pm kat330:

HAHAHAHAH!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

@G(ourmand): I actually don't know where the nearest Applebee's to me is ;) There's a TGI Friday's ("Me At FRIDAYS!!") in downtown Springfield, a Chili's down the road, and a Ruby Tuesday's further down the road.

Jim Flora wallpaper!!! Absolutely MADE for Irwin!
Avatar 6:09pm glenn:

ha ha andy made a funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Nick the Bard:

If I didn't have to go to work tomorrow, I'd maybe carry Andy home on my back.
Avatar 6:09pm Dan B From Upstate:

Maybe they should stop and buy Rat Race. I wonder if Andy has ever seen it.
  6:10pm Raj:

Hey guys! "NOM-NOM-NOM--wait, mastibo-whut!?!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Lizardner Dave:

Gluten isn't the only thing Irwin won't tolerate. Am I right peoples???
Avatar 6:10pm kat330:

List of things intolerant -- that was the best line of the night and probably won't be topped!
@G: I believe Beth said *coconut* not oatmeal. I'd like it if oatmeal, but I hate coconut.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

Masturbatorium Noir.
But why watch "Big Sausage Pizza", when there's perfectly good (and effective) Porn For The Blind audio versions, read by those helpful volunteers of that NONprofit charity!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm G:

@Matt: all I had to do was at ourmand to my handle. no need for a secret identity :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Mutant:

I would give Andy a ride anywhere if I were in the area.
Avatar 6:11pm subject:

handjobs from the blind
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm G:

@kat: oops, i'm gonna fail the exam at the end of the show! :( :)
Avatar 6:12pm kat330:

So now the whole show will revolve around Andy getting a ride? Hm. :,
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

Good selling point for picking up Andy - captive audience!
Avatar 6:12pm kat330:

@G: Hearing test or sound system upgrade? ;)
Avatar 6:12pm Philo Gristle:

Got some gluten free hard cider here, but I'm not sharing. Even though, or perhaps because, it has a medicin-y aftertaste.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm G:

and a roll with beth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm G:

too much work today, kat, mind slightly frazzled as of 6:13P
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Well, it seems those around Springfield who absolutely must go to an Applebee's...need to go to Route 1 south of Alexandria (most likely option for those of you passing through on 95). Also in Falls Church, off the Prince William Pkwy, and another in Dumfries (if you travelers missed the Alexandria one).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Nick the Bard:

It'd cost like $11.85 for Andy to take the bus home, maybe we could jsut get a paypal fundraiser going on to get him home?
Avatar 6:15pm Gregry:

I would give Andy a ride just to see if he spits while talking as much as it sounds like he does on the radio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Carmichael:

I still say we shoot Andy into orbit like the Iranian monkey. Ratings gold!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm G:

@Gregry: Tape something to your dashboard, unless you wanta get a bucket and wipe it down later
  6:16pm Mother:

Now Ken, be thankful for the talent you got. There are comedians a lot worse off than you.
Avatar 6:16pm kat330:

Yeah, launch a Kickstarter, Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm G:

The driver goes to Andy's place for a 3some
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Matt from Springfield:

I'm going with Carm: CATAPULT from the rooftop! Wait, is there still helium and balloons from Ken's Lift Off?! :D
Avatar 6:17pm kat330:

If Andy winds up with a verifiable female as his ride home, I'll -- hm, I'll -- hm... something special.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm G:

In other words, Andy trades one ride for another "ride"
Avatar 6:18pm Danne D:

Hunter/Andy road trip would be the best thing ever!
Avatar 6:18pm kat330:

In the Flora wallpaper room.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Matt from Springfield:

YES! Sleep over and look at Andy's Jim Flora wallpaper! Help yourself to some of Andy's coffee mugs, Hunter!
Avatar 6:19pm hamburger:

@Danne D: Agreed!
Avatar 6:19pm kat330:

Yeah, ask Beth!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm G:

Hunter taunts Andy yet again. ZING
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm G:

Compile those Andy complaints from guests into a blog posting. GOLD
Avatar 6:21pm kat330:

Is the Andrea you're speaking of the FMA Andrea?
Avatar 6:21pm hamburger:

Hunter and Andy Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas :o)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

Dried bananas are the worst! Dried apricots or better!!
  6:21pm KM:

wait! so what DID tom say to andrea?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Must be Andrea Silenzi, she's a producer behind the scenes across WFMU.
Avatar 6:22pm Danne D:

It would be terribly harsh if someone said they were coming and didn't show.
Avatar 6:22pm kat330:

Doesn't Molly drive by now? ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm G:

@KM: that guests who were on 7SD and later on Best Show tended to tell Tom that Andy was annoying
Avatar 6:23pm Irwin:

Jim Flora wallpapers: www.designyourwall.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm G:

someone could probably compile that "7SD then Best Show" guestlist and identify all the suspects
  6:23pm Hunter:

I loved the "Fear and Loathing" comment! XD
Avatar 6:23pm Dan B From Upstate:

No one can give Andy a ride, because everyone that listens to the show is driving.... wait...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm G:

Danne's trying to plant an idea in someone's mind :)
Avatar 6:24pm kat330:

Mambo for Cats is quite nice.
Avatar 6:24pm kat330:

Mine, too, Andy! :)
  6:24pm Brombergese > English:

"I don't have any cash, but I have some drugs. Let's work something out."
Avatar 6:25pm kat330:

Not the Smothers Bros.?
Avatar 6:25pm Philo Gristle:

Fantagraphics is publishing a book on Flora's art later this year.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm G:

[secret: andy could afford a cab, and ken will drive him if no one shows]
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

D. Boon ton?
Avatar 6:27pm kat330:

Yes, somehow I will never believe Andy would spend the night in the W.C. Fieldmouse-infested station.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Yes! Molly's got a permit, and is calling now! ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm G:

Was Andy's car confiscated for DUI?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

"Unemployed, non-psychotic male with car, seeks passenger with shrooms..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Caryn:

@kat: now I think Ken and Andy should spend the night at the station having a sleepover, and recording it all for a future 7SD episode.
Avatar 6:29pm kat330:

HAHAHAHA!
Avatar 6:29pm Philo Gristle:

Zing!!!
Avatar 6:29pm Dan B From Upstate:

A Molly zinger!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

ZING Molly! Check, and mate! :D
  6:29pm hamburger_helpful:

Here's a helfpul link for anyone who is going to pick up Andy : https://maps.google.com/maps?q=43+Montgomery+Street,+Jersey+City,+NJ&hl=en&sll=37.83841,-122.295797&sspn=0.05416,0.064802&oq=43+montgomer&hnear=43+Montgomery+St,+Jersey+City,+Hudson,+New+Jersey+07302&t=m&z=17
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm G:

Daddy is talking weird.
Avatar 6:30pm kat330:

SECOND best laugh of the show delivered by Molly!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Nick the Bard:

if andy leaves at 7, he MIGHT be able to get the train home, maybe
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Caryn:

I salute you, Molly!
Avatar 6:30pm kat330:

@Caryn: YES! Nick the Bard can do all the recording.
Avatar 6:31pm Philo Gristle:

@Caryn Another busking episode? Ha! Otherwise a great idea.
Avatar 6:32pm kat330:

What I'd do if swinging by the station were not out of the way AND driving to Madison not a special hardship, I'd start driving there without calling and advising in advance to see if it's really needed in the end.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm G:

Is there a full hazmat suit available for those touring the Masturbatorium?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Caryn:

@kat: maybe they could spend some time hunting down the mice, and do a whole "Micebusters" episode. Andy trying to catch a mouse... comedy gold, people!
@PG: yeah, I did think of that. But I'm trying to be a "glass half full" person here. ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm G:

@G 6:01: Still awaiting failure. :) :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: For those about to question their Daddy's declensions, we salute you!
Avatar 6:34pm kat330:

Noooooo! No phone distractions, Andy!
Avatar 6:35pm Danne D:

Boonton 43 minutes

Verona 35-40 minutes
Avatar 6:35pm kat330:

If he has an accident, Andy, you'll lose your ride.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Mutant:

I am sort of surprised that there is a real topic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm G:

when the show ends, no one will be there
  6:37pm giraffe-o:

today's topic : "What's the strangest ride you've ever mooched?"
Avatar 6:37pm Danne D:

My Palm Pre coulda totally won these shrooms
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm G:

or, what's the strangest mooch you've ever ridden?
  6:37pm giraffe-o:

too bad that guy's so far away, the last 10 minutes of the show could be a remote from his car
Avatar 6:38pm Philo Gristle:

Where's my Commodore 128 when I need it....
Avatar 6:38pm Dan B From Upstate:

This one's a barn burner.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm Nick the Bard:

I still have a VCR from 1982 working, two peice thing with a video camera attachment
Avatar 6:39pm hamburger:

Marathon Suggestion: Andy Roadtrip Hitchhiker On The Road Vlog
Avatar 6:39pm kat330:

We have an answering machine that's probably 25 years old.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Matt from Springfield:

TWO drawers?! That's the Bee's Knees!
Avatar 6:39pm Danne D:

HP 12C calculator is old school. This was the standard in 1988 (and probably before) in terms of actuarial calculators. It's till for sale, new, today, design unchanged: www.quill.com...
Avatar 6:39pm kat330:

We could play the answering machine, but I guess it's not the oldest.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Matt from Springfield:

My bedroom TV is an old cathode ray, at least 20 years old.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Caryn:

Oldest is probably the old reel-to-reel machine. My parents already had it when I was born, and I suspect that they had had it for at least a decade before it. So it's anywhere from 33 to around 50 years old. And my old stereo or VCR.
Avatar 6:41pm kat330:

We're using KLH speakers from late '70s or even earlier.
Avatar 6:41pm Danne D:

en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar 6:42pm kat330:

@Matt: We finally got rid of our last cathode ray TV, but not all that long ago.
Avatar 6:42pm Dan B From Upstate:

Man... all my stuff is from the 90s... my family had a fire and we lost all our old crapola.
  6:42pm giraffe-o:

does the masturbatorium have a Nintendo power glove?
Avatar 6:42pm glenn:

i've had the same clock radio for 30 years.
  6:43pm toober:

IBM MT/ST.
  6:44pm Brett:

Ohh I love hearing about old devices. NES is awesome and this casette typing thing is fascinating.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Nick the Bard:

en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar 6:44pm kat330:

Seriously, our KLH speakers still work. Has anyone said earlier than '79 or so?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

'99 Sony MD player! HA! Go back to Tokyo, ya LOSER!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Caryn:

@kat: the reel-to-reel is older than '79
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: And since I may replace my main room's TV soon, then that CRT TV itself will go to the county's electronic waste disposal.
  6:45pm toober:

My oldest working radio is a 1928 US Navy model RG-1 receiver. But, I am nowhere near it right now to demo it.
Avatar 6:45pm Dan B From Upstate:

Man, I wanted minidisc to be a thing. Now, even chrome thinks it's a typo.
Avatar 6:46pm Danne D:

(Ken give him the name of the street that is the last right)
Avatar 6:46pm kat330:

Not only do they work, but they've endured across thousands of miles and dozens of moves.
Avatar 6:46pm glenn:

oooh i have a fuzz pedal from 1967+-. does that count?
Avatar 6:46pm hamburger:

Ho Boy, the days when I thought MD players were so much better than mp3 players because those could hold 30 mins+ worth of music. How was I wrong.
Avatar 6:46pm Jeff:

Hey, I wonder if his Sansui is the legendary TU-919?

That was an excellent tuner. Crazy-good capture ratio.
Avatar 6:47pm Philo Gristle:

@glenn If you ask me, yes. Go for it!
Avatar 6:47pm kat330:

And speaking of antiques, or nearly so, that I've kept in working condition over the decades, the guitar in my avatar was bought in 1968.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Matt from Springfield:

The Good Ship WFMU @ 43 Montgomery, the Monty's Python!
Avatar 6:48pm Gregry:

@Matt: Ah man, that was me about the MD player! I'm no loser: I bootlegged a Sarah McLachlan concert with that thing, for chrissakes!
Avatar 6:49pm Jeff:

www.fmtunerinfo.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm G:

OK, so this s Topic A/Topic B Supplement show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

@Dan B: Ha, that's funny!
@Gregry: It's OK, I was just joshing you! And, referencing MDs main popularity in Japan :)

Maybe you could re-market it as Sarah McLachlan bootleg recorder! But no Sarah Brightman?..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm G:

Andy's the oldest piece of equipment in the studio right now
Avatar 6:50pm Gregry:

@Dan B: I *still* have and use a stereo that has an in-deck MD player/recorder that works. I also have albums that were released on MD. Fugees, Lauren Hill, and Pearl Jam ones.
Avatar 6:51pm Rat Scabies:

Dig yer avatar Gregry!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: Piece of equipment? But Andy doesn't *do* anything... ;)
Maybe "piece of work"!
Avatar 6:52pm hamburger:

Oh this is getting nostalgic. MDs. ZIP DISKS! these things were so important for such a short period of time :o)
  6:53pm moose:

i use a 70's telephone
Avatar 6:53pm Gregry:

@Matt: I was in Japan from 2002-2004 and everybody still used MD instead of iPods/mp3 players. Not sure if they remain big in Japan today or not!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Carmichael:

I have a ton of gear in my home office that's known as The Rack o' Inferior Technology.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm G:

Rat Scaies is Bad Ronald :)
Avatar 6:53pm Philo Gristle:

I remember a vic-20 with a cassette deck.... those were the days. Typing in code in basic from a magazine.
Avatar 6:53pm Gregry:

Ahh, thanks. I dig your name, Rat Scabies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

You never know when you might need some fake blood in your office environment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm G:

I hope she doesn't want a Don McLean style dick autograph on the shirt
Avatar 6:54pm Rat Scabies:

I found a pile of LPs on the street today. Ha, ya got me G!
  6:54pm moose:

also had a vic-20
Avatar 6:55pm glenn:

has big sausage pizza breathed it's last? arts.nationalpost.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

@Gregry: I'd assume iPods have conquered the developed world, but with Japan there's no telling!
Avatar 6:55pm hamburger:

I used to bring my homework to school on a floppy disk, and rename an mp3 file as a word document, and say 'oh gosh, what happened to my homework?' those were the days!
Avatar 6:55pm kat330:

doododo - doodoododo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

@hamburger: ZIP disks! :D They bridged Y2K with us, then, nothing but a confusing disk drive slot on older computers.. :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm G:

@glenn: yeah, speaking of dick autographs
Avatar 6:56pm kat330:

♪♪♪
Avatar 6:56pm Dan B From Upstate:

It's one of those weird things. We'll be the only generation that used minidiscs. We're also the only generation that knows how to program a VCR. No one before us, and no one else throughout the rest of history will ever need to know how to do that.
Avatar 6:57pm Philo Gristle:

@moose It was my neighbor's, actually, couldn't afford one so spent every spare moment there. Only got a C128 when they came out.
Avatar 6:57pm Gregry:

@Matt: True that. Cuz iPods had already taken over the U.S. and the rest of the developed world by 2002.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm G:

6:57, guys.
Avatar 6:58pm kat330:

It was a bumpy ride, but quite a few laughs along the way. Thanks, guys! Hope you have a smooth ride home, Andy!
  6:59pm High Priest of Porn:

Pray for Ron Jeremy!
On your knees! ...
Avatar 6:59pm Philo Gristle:

Hope someone takes some photographic evidence of James arriving at the station and picking up Andy. Good idea for the police report, too, if Andy is never heard from again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Caryn:

Man, I wish I was at my occasional work place. They have a storeroom of old tech gadgets, including their old computers and the boxes of punch cards that you used to program them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: Failure! Not here by 7 as stated :)
Avatar 6:59pm kat330:

G'night and sweet dreams, Delayers all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm G:

@Matt: Tolja
Avatar 7:00pm Danne D:

Andy should tape the ride for next week's show :)

good night all :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Good night everyone!
Avatar 7:00pm Philo Gristle:

Nighty night, owl.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:01pm Caryn:

G'night, all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:01pm Carmichael:

I am college-trained in punch cards. Seriously.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I love hearing desperate Andy
  8:24am kat330:

Ken, please reassure us Andy was retrieved by James and got home safely? Thanks!
  3:29am adam0702:

Case in point: Stuck in the elevator episode. Train wreck! :)
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