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Options April 18, 2012: Live from the UCB Theater with Billy Eichner, host of the TV comedy game show "Funny or Die" Billy on the Street; Leonard Kinsey author of "Dark Side of Disney," & musical guest Gary War.

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  Wed. 4/18/12 6:01pm -max-:

That's "his ONLY friend, Andy"...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:01pm Carmichael:

Giddy Up!!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:01pm Matt from Springfield:

Rush: "Closer To The Mouth"
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:01pm Danne D:

Have fun gang :) I'll be listening in the car tonight.
Everybody Clap!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:01pm Lizardner Dave:

Good night, see you in the archives!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:02pm Carmichael:

My last band was called High Fever.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:03pm other david:

It sounds like Andy is speaking from 6 feet under
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

NICK THE BARD!!! That actually is exciting to me! :)
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

@OD: The hole, is dug. The dirt, Andy gradually pulls on top of himself as the show progresses.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:06pm other david:

Matt, heh, so true
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

Quinn Lamonte, amazingly back as Miss 7SD!
She's not sticking around just to wait for a cash prize, is she? She ain't gonna get one...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:07pm mike noble in dc:

gotta love that philly girl shirl accent on quinn
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:09pm kat330:

That first one was a bad riddle, all the way around.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

That last one was a rejected Andy zinger--Andy's just ashamed to admit it was his.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:10pm kat330:

I'd like to give that riddle a full nelson.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:10pm mike noble in dc:

and to think, i'd be present at this train wreck if my partner didn't just suffer a broken knee cap.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:11pm mike noble in dc:

boy am i missing out.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:11pm kat330:

Was this a riddle composition challenge at an elementary school?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:12pm Carmichael:

Blinded by parental pride. Unlike his parents.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:13pm Caryn:

I suspect an elementary school riddle challenge would yield better results than that...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:14pm mike noble in dc:

does the feed keep having little glitches for anyone else? they must be having issues with the tie line at ucb.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:14pm kat330:

Caryn, if you can't find a link, could you give a brief description of aforementioned KY cat?
Avatar ♥   Wed. 4/18/12 6:15pm Meghan:

yep, I am getting glitches coming through the board...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:15pm kat330:

@mike: We just got one, briefly.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:18pm moose:

does anybody else here have zero knowledge of harry potter?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:19pm Caryn:

I'm more a fan of the comedic Lord of the Rings musical...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:23pm Caryn:

@kat: She's a white Maine Coon mix called Angel. According to the shelter, she "is shy and sweet. She likes to be held so she can 'nurse'. When you hold her close and speak softly to her, she will find a fold in your shirt and suck on it while she kneads you with her tiny poofy paws! She was probably taken away from her mommie too soon or her mother was killed. This behavior is the kitty equivalent to sucking her thumb, and she's likely to do this for the rest of her life every time she needs to comfort herself." I mean, come on!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:25pm kat330:

Awwwwwwww.....she'll be snapped up in the blink of an eye with that description!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:25pm other david:

@moose: roughly 0% although I remember reading a story about some guy driving by queuing harry potter fans and shouting "snape(?) dies!"
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:27pm kat330:

So die is the other option?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:27pm moose:

hoooooooo boy
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:27pm FCC:

We heard "fuck a lot"
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm mike noble in dc:

uh oh
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm kat330:

I guess so!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm giraffe-o:

No more SSD :(
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm other david:

d'oh
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm Dave in PA:

ummm....
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm Tim Serpas:

And that was the end of WFMU! Nice knowing you guys.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm Philo Gristle:

Andy always wanted to play "dead air chicken"
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm FCC:

Meghan keeps bleeping, but we heard two F words, and your guest is a douche. Now you're totally off.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm Scuttle:

Could have guessed this would happen- love billy eichner
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm Mike:

el-oh-el
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:28pm FCC:

You're back now.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:29pm Carmichael:

We can only hope, Giraffe ...
Avatar ♥   Wed. 4/18/12 6:29pm Meghan:

jeez! did any of that go through?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:29pm giraffe-o:

Ah, SSD is back... on delay. Surprised they still have this guest on the air, though it seems like they defy conventional wisdom... and wisdom at all...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:29pm adam:

heard it
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:29pm lorenzo:

Does this dumdum have any concept of what LIVE RADIO means? Eff this effing d. Worst guest ever. Unfunny and mean spirited and dumb.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:29pm moose:

2 bombs
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:29pm Caryn:

@kat: I know, it's too endearing! Apparently, she's in Indiana now. Found her page: http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/22704776
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:29pm Fredericks:

Sadly yes
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:30pm Carmichael:

A lot of that went through, Meghan. Not that I care; it was pretty funny.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:30pm "FCC":

2 fucks I clrearly heard on the stream, in between some silences. Edit it afterwards.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 4/18/12 6:30pm Meghan:

damn..... ran out of my dumps...... I tried to pull it down, but I guess it still goes through if I get it.....
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:30pm ScottC:

Hey Ken!! this guy is not worth your license...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:30pm adam:

sounds like a gentleman
Avatar ♥   Wed. 4/18/12 6:30pm Meghan:

I hit dumps......... sigh.......
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:30pm Fredericks:

I don't trust this guy.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:30pm Cliff:

This guy's a jerk. I'm never gonna watch his stupid show.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:31pm other david:

I think Ken is scared that if he runs him off, there'll be a torrent of f's
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:31pm kat330:

@Meghan: A heroic effort, above and beyond!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:31pm lorenzo:

An adult that goes by "Billy." Grade A Douche.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:31pm Zebbz:

Thank fuck he's gone. Rather irritating man.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:31pm "FCC":

You were off the air for under a minute about 6:28
Avatar ♥   Wed. 4/18/12 6:31pm Meghan:

ha! too bad it's not web only!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:32pm Carmichael:

And welcome to 3 Hour Delay, with your hosts Harvey Fierstein and Woody Allen.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:32pm Fredericks:

I have seen his work earlier, Cliff. You aren't missing much.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:32pm other david:

Carmichael haha
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:33pm Carmichael:

I saw his street scene in front of and at the Super Bowl. It was priceless, in my opinion. Haven't seen anything else, though.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 4/18/12 6:33pm Meghan:

I took us off the air..... in hopes that we can build dump time.......

Did you hear suck my dick?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:33pm giraffe-o:

There are nine levels under Disneyland
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:34pm kat330:

Wow -- no matter she was trucked, KY to South Bend is no hop, skip and jump. She's a beaut, Caryn!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:34pm -max-:

Did not hear any sucking, just a few f*cks.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:34pm "FCC":

Nope, two "fucks", nothing else. Check the recording afterwards and edit before archiving, duh!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:34pm Clueless:

Meghan has a dick?!?!?!?!?!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:35pm kat330:

Yeah, your Mouse gets all Goofy...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:36pm kat330:

Speaking of skipping, apparently I'm skipping over words here and there. "how" she was trucked...and "for when" your Mouse....
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:39pm kat330:

OK, time for open mic!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:39pm moose:

i love Disney World so much; i'm glad this wasn't about Disney Land
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:40pm kat330:

Recently picking through my photos, I found a great photo of Andy's "happy place."
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:40pm mike noble in dc:

as i learned this week on HOUSE... don't use tap water for your NETI POT.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:41pm kat330:

@mike: Heh! I just said to "Philo" it was sounding like a House plot! :)
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:41pm Caryn:

@kat: yep. If I lived in the US, I'd friggin' travel to get her if at all possible.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 4/18/12 6:42pm Meghan:

mike, I use tap water for that all the time! Why?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:43pm Caryn:

Very excited to hear Nick the Bard.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:43pm Clueless:

Goims! It has to be antispetic or distilled water.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:43pm other david:

On the bright side, it's not weev
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:44pm Thunker:

@kat: Thunk Tank with Bronwyn and Jay talked about brain-eating amoeba first, months ago!
(Though Thunk Tank and House probably got the info from the same news articles)
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:44pm Cliff:

Meghan, use distilled water or else you might get BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA!!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:44pm kat330:

@Caryn: Philo has regaled me with tales of fine Finn felines, like his Nitti and Piki, so I'm sure you can find a great fit a helluva lot closer.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:44pm Clueless:

Wow, finally some entertainment talent on this show.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:45pm Fredericks:

Boiling kills brain eating bacteria. Meghan.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:45pm kat330:

If you first MW the water, wouldn't that kill all amoebae?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:45pm Philo Gristle:

Quoted Dolls & Frankenstein there for a bit methinks.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:46pm Fredericks:

And most everything else.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:46pm Thunker:

@Meghan: Always use distilled, just so any species (or at least impurities) won't be absorbed into your body. On Thunk Tank I think the victim was using untreated Louisiana water.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:46pm Clueless:

It has to get above around 160 degrees F to kill anything living. Depends on how much you microwave it.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:46pm Philo Gristle:

But don't boil your head after they get in. That makes for a bad b-movie.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:46pm kat330:

Ikea as cultural icon -- so yesterday. ;)
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:47pm other david:

Going for a cigarette
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:47pm kat330:

@Clueless & Thunker So if the MW'd water is bubbling, I'd think that suffices?
Avatar ♥   Wed. 4/18/12 6:47pm Meghan:

get out! I had no clue! Phew!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:48pm G:

There are cut throughs and maps. You don't have to walk thr entire store. Stop whining. Or just find a better comedy premise.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:48pm robyn:

this is great. is the same ikea liz lemon went to on valentine's day this year?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:49pm Philo Gristle:

My brother in Hyvinkaa had a Maine Coon...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:49pm Cliff:

Why bother with the microwave? Distilled water is cheap enough at the drugstore.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:49pm Barder System:

WOOOOOOT! Nick the Bard!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:49pm Chhhh:

Neck the Beard!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:49pm G:

Boiling bubbles mean it's c. 200-212 F, so that seems likely to be safe. Try a candy thermometer in it once just to check what temp it is when it looks that way.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:51pm kat330:

'Cause getting to the drugstore is NOT cheap (unless you live in a civilized community w/ mass transporation, but even then, think about it, Cliff. 30-50 seconds in a MW of free tap water...no distilled water is that cheap.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:51pm Barder System:

Play this clip on your next fill in Nick!!!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:52pm mike noble in dc:

i think nick is filling in tonight actually
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:52pm Fredericks:

Is he wearing headphones?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:53pm Caryn:

@kat: I know. Angel's story is just so endearing that I'd love her. I'm sure once I'm finally employed again and in an apartment where I'm allowed to keep a pet, I'll get a local shelter cat.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:53pm Barder System:

Even better, mike!
Nick does play his own singing on occasion. YES! Go Nick!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:54pm moose:

hahaha BOOOOOOOOOOOO
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:55pm kat330:

Homophonic puns -- my bailiwick. Usually only works in a visual medium though.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:56pm Caryn:

Tonight's show has been a definite let-down so far. I mean, Kinsey was kinda interesting, but Douchey Eichner and the lukewarm open-mike performances (especially lame pun guy here) are bringing the average way down...
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:56pm kat330:

Andy's being a good booster.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:57pm Caryn:

Is pun guy related to Ken?
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:58pm Cliff:

Well, I'd just rather pay the $1 for the distilled water than have to worry that I didn't microwave the water long enough and thereby get BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA!!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:58pm kat330:

@Caryn: Here are some 'luck teeps: }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Some special cat near you will ensure you get a job just to be your companion!
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:59pm Premise Police:

I think Seven Second Delay has achieved its premise. This show itself is fatally flawed.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:59pm kat330:

Not deep enough for the Goldblum, but the speechus interruptus is spot on.
  Wed. 4/18/12 6:59pm -max-:

So let me get this straight, someone is going to adopt a cat with brain cancer? Is that what this show was for you? Too bad...
  Wed. 4/18/12 7:00pm SSD:

failing to deliver for your pleasure
  Wed. 4/18/12 7:00pm kat330:

@-max-: Heh, thanks for the best laugh of the night!
  Wed. 4/18/12 7:00pm kat330:

I thought it was all about brain-eating amoebae!
  Wed. 4/18/12 7:01pm Caryn:

@max: well, it was more interesting than most of what was going on during the show itself...
  Wed. 4/18/12 7:01pm -max-:

I heard a different show entirely, having actually listened to it and finding it entertaining as ever.
  Wed. 4/18/12 7:01pm Philo Gristle:

amoebiustrip. g'night!
  Thu. 4/19/12 9:31am Lizardner Dave:

Guess I won't be hearing this on the archives...too bad too.
  Thu. 4/19/12 3:16pm Kendall!:

What does Ken have to hide? First the Wheel of Fate show is unarchived, and now this? Very suspicious.
  Mon. 4/23/12 10:22am Listener zero:

Boy, that Billy Eichner sure is a DUMB bag of douche. First 7SD guest I ever felt actual contempt for.
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