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March 1, 2017: Ken and Andy Buy Your Loyalty
Tonight's show was the last show before the pledge drive! Ken and Andy would like to hear from listeners to find out what they can do to get fans to donate to Seven Second Delay next week. Many people call in with both suggestions and requests.
Most of the suggestions are non-starters, the first one being another tattoo for Andy. Liam (of Liamora fame) calls and proposes a college and community radio pet mascot contest. Evan (non-Breckman) calls and advocates for bringing Gentle Jim back!
Andy has the idea to call Nachum. Ken initially resists, but then a caller offers up his entire paycheck if Ken calls him! Ken tries, but is forced to leave a message, and the pair chase Nachum down through the remainder of the show.
Some promise to pledge to WFMU if their requests are met:
- A caller asks Andy to refrain from chewing gum
- A caller asks to be an actor on one of Andy's TV shows. Andy negotiates it down to an audition.
- A caller requests a SSD comic book
- Molly Breckman requests that Andy end each show by proclaiming her to be his favorite.
- A caller asks Ken to play his song on Ken's show
- A caller wants Ken and Andy to go to Ikea with her and Irwin
- A caller offers a pledge so that Andy and Ken DON'T have to go to Ikea!
Also, Andy toys with idea of charging people for having dreams about him, and he threatens to spoil the movie "Get Out" if a pledge isn't made!
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Wed. 3/1/17 6:02pm
Fred:
did they already do the sorrow bit? | |
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![]() Hmm, I know what to do for a pledge, it involves Andy's gum |
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![]() just got the comic book! it looks AMAZING! |
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Wed. 3/1/17 6:05pm
Switchblade Batman:
If she's cute, single how much do I have to donate for a dinner date or a movie with her? We obviously have a love of WFMU in common. |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:05pm
howard in nyc:
Hey Andy, be cautioned. Pimpin' ain't easy. | |
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![]() y'all need to pimp yourselves out ~ not Amy! :-D |
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![]() You could tattoo someone's face on Andy's forehead. |
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![]() Are you looking for an example such as "Ken & Andy help clean out the garage"? |
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![]() i want soft-core leather porn with feathers. Long Dong Freedman & Big Daddy Andy. |
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![]() Please let us know what fraction of the station revenue used to come via "J.M. in the A.M.", so those of us who've given in the past might increase our previous amounts accordingly (or more). |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:10pm
Fred:
how about... how much will listeners pay not to "do" Andy... or for that matter Ken....? | |
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![]() I want to call, but Nick the Bard is so intimidating |
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![]() please call, Aaron! |
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![]() Just for you Linda, I will |
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![]() So people are going to be dicks on the phone tonight I see... |
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![]() good! miss hearing you! :-) |
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![]() the graphic novel is fantastic. all the artists must have brought a sense of pride and immense work ethic to the design project. |
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![]() I wont be one Nick if you arn't |
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![]() I like Linda's porn suggestion. |
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![]() thank you melinda! :-D |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:15pm
Torbjørn:
Maybe Andy could provide social media zinger-ification ? Something like "Uncle Andy drives your instagram profile for 24 hours, guaranteed to drive entertain your friends and family". Of course, could backfire spectacularly .. | |
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![]() Andy should agree to tithe a percentage of his income equal to the amount that Nachum brought in. |
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![]() Damn it, I called studio A, not B. My bad |
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![]() Mabey it's not too late to get Tom Sharplin back |
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![]() i could see a film adaptation of 'the bucket list' with danny devito as andy and woody harrelson as ken. |
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![]() How about a 'safe word' to make Andy turn-off his 'most annoying person in the world' act, because it's just worn thin, at least for me, and is at times only annoying. |
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Wed. 3/1/17 6:18pm
Chud:
Just a heads up, you can decode a phone number from the touch tone sounds. |
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![]() You cant hear the station on the Studio B line while on hold, so they should get on that |
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Wed. 3/1/17 6:19pm
Chud:
You may want to mute that bit in the archives |
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![]() Aaron!!!! |
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![]() good work!!! great request!! |
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![]() 'wintercrest' gum? that sounds delicious and refreshing! |
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![]() lultz! |
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![]() haha |
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![]() I almost said Hitler was not all wrong, I am glad I didn't |
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Wed. 3/1/17 6:24pm
Switchblade Batman:
If Andy reads my screenplay, I'd kick in $20 |
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![]() it was perfect. :-) |
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![]() Andy had a show cancelled last year? meaning a show that never made it to production? |
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Wed. 3/1/17 6:25pm
Switchblade Batman:
Alright $50. I'm poor AF |
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![]() Or, Hitler did nothing wrong |
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![]() hasn't been a good comedy about radio since newsradio. maybe a comedy about a freeform station and all the hippies who work there would be cool. |
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![]() dale, wasn't there a film about british pirate radio not long ago? |
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![]() i would appreciate someone just telling me the end of Get Out |
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![]() yes linda, alan something? |
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![]() alan PARTRIDGE. |
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![]() i was thinking of 'Pirate Radio' ~09 |
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![]() oh. don't know that one. |
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![]() British pirate radio, 60s era. could be fun! |
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![]() Damn 50 centz for a loosie... fuckoutta here. its a buck. |
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![]() For the month of April (National Poetry Month), the hosts agree to read a poem that the listener sends in each week. |
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![]() is it about radio caroline or fictionalized? |
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![]() This is cute. |
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![]() fiction i believe. |
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![]() how was the butt plug chapter of the book, by the way? |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:41pm
Timm from Chicago:
Hey guys! Thanks for wheelin' and dealin' with me. I'm gonna sell 150 looseys between now and next week to get you the money. | |
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![]() don't sell them for 50 cents timm - you'll be in the red. |
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![]() if andy pays ME i'll have a sexual dream about him. |
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![]() Meryl has only won 3 oscars. |
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![]() 'bury myself in balls' |
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![]() can we get a vimeo of ken buried in balls at ikea? |
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![]() hey linda, call and ask for a hearty white night light! now's your chance! |
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![]() lotta 'balls' going on at ikea |
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![]() Ikea has a ball room? |
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![]() i think this is about SSD, cosmic. i think they'd resent the request. |
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![]() One was supporting. Kramer vs Kramer. The Iron Lady and Sophie's Choice best actress. |
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![]() good point, linda. it might get their goat, though, as it were! |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:50pm
howard in nyc:
Lot's wife | |
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![]() i'll email Ken privately & ask for the night light. |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:50pm
shtus:
lots wife | |
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![]() Lots wifw |
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![]() ikea has a giant ballpit room for you to go dump off your kids so you can go buy your afordable swedish crap and eat those rancid meatballs. and then the kids go and spit all over the balls (that actually happened when I went there back in like, 1990) |
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![]() lot's wife edith - wonder if she talked like edith bunker. |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:51pm
noel:
the masturbatorium drains into the Great Swamp. | |
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Wed. 3/1/17 6:51pm
Switchblade Batman:
Ken you plat shitty flute constantly, there's not much you're embarrassed by |
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![]() and there child was salteena? |
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![]() Saltina. |
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![]() This show is almost as good as Shut up Weirdo |
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![]() Not saying much |
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![]() bikini girls coming up! |
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![]() quick someone, pay them a hundred to go! :-D |
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![]() it's called payola. |
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![]() I gave 100 last fall that's all your getting out of me this year. |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:56pm
River:
Barbie Girl by Aqua. | |
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![]() Shugazi |
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![]() masturbatory porch, i hope. |
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![]() i hope not, for the neighbors' sake |
Wed. 3/1/17 6:58pm
River:
@ThisShowIsShit Hey. We don't do that here, this isn't that sort of place. Let's not ruin the community for everyone shall we. | |
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