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Options March 1, 2017: Ken and Andy Buy Your Loyalty
Tonight's show was the last show before the pledge drive! Ken and Andy would like to hear from listeners to find out what they can do to get fans to donate to Seven Second Delay next week. Many people call in with both suggestions and requests.

Most of the suggestions are non-starters, the first one being another tattoo for Andy. Liam (of Liamora fame) calls and proposes a college and community radio pet mascot contest. Evan (non-Breckman) calls and advocates for bringing Gentle Jim back!

Andy has the idea to call Nachum. Ken initially resists, but then a caller offers up his entire paycheck if Ken calls him! Ken tries, but is forced to leave a message, and the pair chase Nachum down through the remainder of the show.

Some promise to pledge to WFMU if their requests are met:
- A caller asks Andy to refrain from chewing gum
- A caller asks to be an actor on one of Andy's TV shows. Andy negotiates it down to an audition.
- A caller requests a SSD comic book
- Molly Breckman requests that Andy end each show by proclaiming her to be his favorite.
- A caller asks Ken to play his song on Ken's show
- A caller wants Ken and Andy to go to Ikea with her and Irwin
- A caller offers a pledge so that Andy and Ken DON'T have to go to Ikea!


Also, Andy toys with idea of charging people for having dreams about him, and he threatens to spoil the movie "Get Out" if a pledge isn't made!

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Listener comments!

  Wed. 3/1/17 6:02pm Fred:

did they already do the sorrow bit?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Hmm, I know what to do for a pledge, it involves Andy's gum
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:02pm cosmic matrix:

just got the comic book! it looks AMAZING!
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:05pm Switchblade Batman:

If she's cute, single how much do I have to donate for a dinner date or a movie with her? We obviously have a love of WFMU in common.
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:05pm howard in nyc:

Hey Andy, be cautioned. Pimpin' ain't easy.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:05pm Linda Lee:

y'all need to pimp yourselves out ~ not Amy! :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:05pm Jeff:

You could tattoo someone's face on Andy's forehead.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/1/17 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Are you looking for an example such as "Ken & Andy help clean out the garage"?
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:10pm Linda Lee:

i want soft-core leather porn with feathers. Long Dong Freedman & Big Daddy Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:10pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Please let us know what fraction of the station revenue used to come via "J.M. in the A.M.", so those of us who've given in the past might increase our previous amounts accordingly (or more).
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:10pm Fred:

how about... how much will listeners pay not to "do" Andy... or for that matter Ken....?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:11pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I want to call, but Nick the Bard is so intimidating
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:12pm Linda Lee:

please call, Aaron!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Just for you Linda, I will
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:13pm Nick the Bard:

So people are going to be dicks on the phone tonight I see...
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:13pm Linda Lee:

good! miss hearing you! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:13pm dale:

the graphic novel is fantastic. all the artists must have brought a sense of pride and immense work ethic to the design project.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I wont be one Nick if you arn't
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/1/17 6:14pm melinda:

I like Linda's porn suggestion.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:14pm Linda Lee:

thank you melinda! :-D
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:15pm Torbjørn:

Maybe Andy could provide social media zinger-ification ? Something like "Uncle Andy drives your instagram profile for 24 hours, guaranteed to drive entertain your friends and family". Of course, could backfire spectacularly ..
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:15pm Dave in Vermont:

Andy should agree to tithe a percentage of his income equal to the amount that Nachum brought in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:16pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Damn it, I called studio A, not B. My bad
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:17pm Tommy in Neversink:

Mabey it's not too late to get Tom Sharplin back
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:17pm dale:

i could see a film adaptation of 'the bucket list' with danny devito as andy and woody harrelson as ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:17pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

How about a 'safe word' to make Andy turn-off his 'most annoying person in the world' act, because it's just worn thin, at least for me, and is at times only annoying.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:18pm Chud:

Just a heads up, you can decode a phone number from the touch tone sounds.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:18pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

You cant hear the station on the Studio B line while on hold, so they should get on that
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:19pm Chud:

You may want to mute that bit in the archives
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:19pm Linda Lee:

Aaron!!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:21pm Linda Lee:

good work!!! great request!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:21pm dale:

'wintercrest' gum? that sounds delicious and refreshing!
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:22pm northguineahills:

lultz!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/1/17 6:23pm steve:

haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:23pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I almost said Hitler was not all wrong, I am glad I didn't
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:24pm Switchblade Batman:

If Andy reads my screenplay, I'd kick in $20
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:24pm Linda Lee:

it was perfect. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/1/17 6:24pm steve:

Andy had a show cancelled last year? meaning a show that never made it to production?
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:25pm Switchblade Batman:

Alright $50. I'm poor AF
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:31pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Or, Hitler did nothing wrong
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:31pm dale:

hasn't been a good comedy about radio since newsradio. maybe a comedy about a freeform station and all the hippies who work there would be cool.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:32pm Linda Lee:

dale, wasn't there a film about british pirate radio not long ago?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/1/17 6:33pm steve:

i would appreciate someone just telling me the end of Get Out
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:33pm dale:

yes linda, alan something?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:34pm dale:

alan PARTRIDGE.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:35pm Linda Lee:

i was thinking of 'Pirate Radio' ~09
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:35pm dale:

oh. don't know that one.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:37pm Linda Lee:

British pirate radio, 60s era. could be fun!
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:37pm Marcel M:

Damn 50 centz for a loosie... fuckoutta here. its a buck.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/1/17 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

For the month of April (National Poetry Month), the hosts agree to read a poem that the listener sends in each week.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:39pm dale:

is it about radio caroline or fictionalized?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 3/1/17 6:39pm melinda:

This is cute.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:39pm Linda Lee:

fiction i believe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:40pm common:

how was the butt plug chapter of the book, by the way?
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:41pm Timm from Chicago:

Hey guys! Thanks for wheelin' and dealin' with me. I'm gonna sell 150 looseys between now and next week to get you the money.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:41pm dale:

don't sell them for 50 cents timm - you'll be in the red.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:43pm dale:

if andy pays ME i'll have a sexual dream about him.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:43pm BEAVO:

Meryl has only won 3 oscars.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:46pm dale:

'bury myself in balls'
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:46pm Linda Lee:

can we get a vimeo of ken buried in balls at ikea?
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:47pm cosmic matrix:

hey linda, call and ask for a hearty white night light! now's your chance!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:47pm dale:

lotta 'balls' going on at ikea
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:47pm cklequ interior:

Ikea has a ball room?
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:48pm Linda Lee:

i think this is about SSD, cosmic. i think they'd resent the request.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:48pm BEAVO:

One was supporting. Kramer vs Kramer. The Iron Lady and Sophie's Choice best actress.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:49pm cosmic matrix:

good point, linda. it might get their goat, though, as it were!
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:50pm howard in nyc:

Lot's wife
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:50pm Linda Lee:

i'll email Ken privately & ask for the night light.
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:50pm shtus:

lots wife
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:50pm BEAVO:

Lots wifw
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:50pm Nick the Bard:

ikea has a giant ballpit room for you to go dump off your kids so you can go buy your afordable swedish crap and eat those rancid meatballs. and then the kids go and spit all over the balls (that actually happened when I went there back in like, 1990)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:50pm dale:

lot's wife edith - wonder if she talked like edith bunker.
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:51pm noel:

the masturbatorium drains into the Great Swamp.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:51pm Switchblade Batman:

Ken you plat shitty flute constantly, there's not much you're embarrassed by
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:51pm dale:

and there child was salteena?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:51pm Jeff:

Saltina.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:52pm BEAVO:

This show is almost as good as Shut up Weirdo
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:53pm BEAVO:

Not saying much
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:53pm dale:

bikini girls coming up!
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:54pm Linda Lee:

quick someone, pay them a hundred to go! :-D
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:55pm Linda Lee:

it's called payola.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:55pm BEAVO:

I gave 100 last fall that's all your getting out of me this year.
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:56pm River:

Barbie Girl by Aqua.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:56pm Marcel M:

Shugazi
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/1/17 6:57pm dale:

masturbatory porch, i hope.
Avatar Wed. 3/1/17 6:57pm Linda Lee:

i hope not, for the neighbors' sake
  Wed. 3/1/17 6:58pm River:

@ThisShowIsShit Hey. We don't do that here, this isn't that sort of place. Let's not ruin the community for everyone shall we.
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