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Options February 22, 2017: Give Us Your Toy Ideas!
Andy and Ken solicit toy and game ideas from listeners. At the end of the show Andy will call his friend Chris from Tons of Toys and pitch the best ideas. Listeners call in with toy and game concepts, including:

- Puppies with expiration dates - Kitten bags with drawstrings and rocks (This causes one listener to become quite upset.) - The boardgame of Life, played by the rules of Donald Trump. - Menu Mashup (An already existing food-based game) - Liamora – (A number/card game named after its creator, Liam) . Andy immediately steal's Liam's idea. - A programmable music box for kids - Religious Monopoly. Every square is based on a different religious holiday.

Once the ideas are rounded up, Andy and Ken pitch them to Chris, who carefully considers each idea and gives his opinions. Also on today’s episode, Andy is skyping from his home office. This gives him the opportunity to smoke a Macanudo cigar on the air. However, Beth busts him and tells him to put it out. Andy makes sure to mention that Joey Heatherton loves cigar smoke.
Recap by Andrew M.

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

IRWIN TURN OFF YOUR DAMN OUTRO
     Wed. 2/22/17 6:03pm Listener Robert:

I sent you my toy idea years ago: the patented bath foam you were afraid to try on Harold & Daisy. Or Hank. Or yourself. Or people washing their hands at WFMU. Or to put out the small fire that broke out.
     Wed. 2/22/17 6:05pm Listener Robert:

Maybe Andy will take out his chewing gum to smoke the cigar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:05pm dale:

my concept is a gum you share with people that makes them shart - hilarity!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:06pm dale:

a line of 12 inch action figures sponsored by viagra.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Do we call the usual number tonight or the other number for the boxcar studio?
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:10pm Webhamster Henry:

I always liked Milton Bradley's "Time Bomb!" - with the great prop bomb that was banned because it would break into sharp plastic shards.

But that could be updated for the digital age with countdown 7-segment displays (not to be confused with seven second delay) as ween in every spy movie ever now, branded by those spy movies. And now it can be packaged in much more durable plastic!
Really, you can do the same thing with an old iPhone, but why not?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:11pm common:

happy bday, ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:12pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

and Andy was never heard from again
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:12pm steve:

years ago i made this toy xylophone that plays along with you www.youtube.com...
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:13pm Webhamster Henry:

Apparently, Time Bomb was a great dental profit center, so the updated one had better be a lot softer!
     Wed. 2/22/17 6:14pm Listener Robert:

Henry, the whole point of Time Bomb was NOT having an indication of when it would go off.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:15pm TehBadDr:

A great game would be "Can I touch her Ass" inspired by Andy Breckman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:18pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What's new with Don McLean? www.motortrend.com...
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:20pm dgg:

This sounds like an exciting chance to make Andy some money.
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:21pm eye in the sky:

Whoa Hosss! " waive any rights"?
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:21pm Switchblade Batman:

Dick pic Russian Roulette. It's an iphone game. You have to solve brain teasers on your phone, if you fail a dick pic is sent to a random contact in your phone.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:21pm dgg:

Whose dick?
     Wed. 2/22/17 6:22pm Listener Robert:

Great auto-xylo, Steve. Was it programmed to recognize a certain sequence of struck notes & respond with its own?
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:23pm Switchblade Batman:

It would be a dick pic from the internet. I suppose you could add your own if you want.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:24pm TehBadDr:

Who doesn't enjoy a dead puppy?
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:24pm eye in the sky:

Logan's Dog Run
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:24pm dgg:

what if we send a pic of a dead puppy instead of a dick
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:25pm frank:

Please hang up on this guy. You make me sick.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:25pm TehBadDr:

Usually a box full of kittens left outside the local general store might work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:25pm steve:

eff this guy
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:26pm Switchblade Batman:

Not as dangerous @dgg. It's supposed to be a life or death thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:26pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Oh the emails they are gonna get
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:26pm Andy the painter:

i knew an irish guy who grew up very poor on a farm. when there were too many kittens born on the farm, he always made sure the water was warm before he drowned them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:26pm steve:

thanks Robert. i think in that vid all the functions just react to what note you just hit, but in different ways. that video its in demo mode - it switches functions if you don't touch it for a few seconds. later i made a Simon game, which was more sophisticated.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:26pm Switchblade Batman:

Remember it goes out to a random contact, it could be your mom. It could be your dad. An ex, your boss.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:28pm dgg:

what if your boss likes it
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:29pm Switchblade Batman:

That's an edge case.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:30pm dgg:

haha
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:30pm TehBadDr:

Wow! Why waste bags, FDA, FDA...?
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:30pm eye in the sky:

And Eartha Kitt... Look it up
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:30pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

A half hour in and all we got was dead puppies and kitties, great
     Wed. 2/22/17 6:31pm Listener Robert:

The xylophone is like a neuron in that its output (action potentials) is the same kind as its input (firing of the same neuron). The solenoids are analogous to...I got nuthin'.
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:31pm Liam in LA:

Is there a new on air phone number? What is it?
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:32pm herb.nyc:

How about *double* bagging yr kittens? More profit for Andy.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:33pm dgg:

"she was a double bagger, you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks"
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:33pm TehBadDr:

Andy certified rocks need to go in the bag of kittens!
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:34pm eye in the sky:

Kletnopoly
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:34pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@Liam 201 536 9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:34pm steve:

i keep hearing Life the board game isnt as good as we remember it
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:34pm dgg:

I think Andy could definitely sell a Trump board game that was someone else's idea
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:34pm eye in the sky:

Kleptnopoly
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:35pm Liam in LA:

Thanks Aaron.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:35pm dale:

i'm thinking a version of russian roulette for kids - the loser doesn't get to go to college.
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:36pm eye in the sky:

A mystery game where you plan to murder your Mother In Law titled " You Sunk My Battle Ax"
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:36pm TehBadDr:

@dale, it's called the SAT's!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Call in with "Werewolf Elton John" ... that's a good game.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:38pm dale:

how about a new version of clue where the russian ambassador dies a slow death in the library from polonium poisoning?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:40pm dale:

how about inuit toys like a piece of seal fat and a chunk of ice?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:40pm cklequ:

@dale - Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:41pm fm Mike:

I saw that video Ken lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:42pm dale:

cklequ - you flatter. but i don't have a newsetter. yet.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:42pm TehBadDr:

I'd like a piece of seal fat, you know just to try it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:43pm dale:

do NOT google 'joey heatherton today' - you will be disappointed.
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:43pm Sean d:

saw a pic of some crazy Fed ex or ups plan for a giant drone and little drone delivery, looks like star wars
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:43pm cklequ:

It makes for a good broth, TehBadDr.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:44pm dale:

i'm thinking a racist version of chinese checkers somehow.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:44pm Asheville Jon:

yay for asheville.
the two stickers on my car are WFMU and Asheville FM
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:46pm TehBadDr:

@cklequ, I'd just like to try knawing on it, or searing some thin strips for consumption.
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:46pm o viking:

51 card pickup. so much less mess
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:46pm dale:

'fun with kim jong-un' - a raucus romp through north korean life where the winner gets to live until tomorrow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:47pm dale:

how about 'play with yourself?' - pretty self explanatory.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:48pm dgg:

wtf is this guy talking about
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:48pm TehBadDr:

Dale, that's not a game. Just a standard practice in life!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:49pm steve:

i dont get this either
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:50pm dale:

yeah, but if you can make some money on it.....
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:51pm TehBadDr:

I get better than money every time!
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:51pm Liam in LA:

Liamora inquiries Liam@ashevillefm.org
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:51pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken in Hyde Park sounds sexy
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:52pm fm Mike:

Did anyone suggest Amish Monopoly?
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:52pm dgg:

Andy might do better selling his kidney
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:52pm dale:

'smoke and mirrors' - a game where spin the dial and either half to smoke pot or do a line off a glassy surface. last one to pass out wins.
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:52pm flashbazbo:

I thought the whole idea of a music box was the physical event of winding it up and hearing the result.
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:52pm eye in the sky:

The top hat piece is an AK47
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:53pm cklequ:

@fm Mike
I'm partial to phonetic Scrabble.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:53pm TehBadDr:

Andy's evil cackle says it all! That one sells!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Rats, I didn't have time to expand on my idea that you could also download lullaby versions of popular songs to the music box.
  Wed. 2/22/17 6:55pm MJ:

You should sell 11th fingers for the busboy game.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:55pm Marcel M:

I went to the Wyckoff one as a kid.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:55pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

That was a huge turn on Ken
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:55pm dgg:

I would like to download heavy metal versins of famous lullabys
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:55pm dgg:

I would like to be able to spell too
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 6:56pm steve:

in the mini Boulder Run next to regular Boulder Run? oh yeah
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:57pm Marcel M:

@Steve: Yeah
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:57pm TehBadDr:

Bag yur kittin's. (bags not included)!
     Wed. 2/22/17 6:57pm Listener Robert:

MJ. that was Sixfinger. 2 of those, & you can be a 12-fingered bus boy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/22/17 6:57pm dale:

how about 'kick in the nuts' - with colorful knobs and things like that.
     Wed. 2/22/17 6:58pm Listener Robert:

Come to think of it, was there a lefty Sixfinger?
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:58pm TehBadDr:

"colorful knobs!"
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 6:59pm dgg:

i just listened to some knobs for an hour
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/22/17 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The "Girls On Fire" game! Up next!
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 7:00pm TehBadDr:

Yeah, but that's station manager Knob.
Avatar Wed. 2/22/17 7:01pm dgg:

A wonderful knob indeed
Avatar Sat. 2/25/17 1:23am gold:

how do devout atheists fit into the game?
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