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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options August 21, 2013: Public Service Annoucements from Beyond the Grave (Encore Edition, Feb, 1999)

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Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Andy B's Prayer! 'sbeen a while! :)

Hi encore Ken, encore Andy, live board ops and 7SDelayers!
  Wed. 8/21/13 6:05pm ?:

huh?
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:08pm Andrea:

Hi Matt! Irwin and I are in here getting nervous over the dead air chicken. This just torments board ops!
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:08pm Fredericks:

Hello, Matt and live and virtual personages.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Amy Winehouse would be a good recent candidate for a beyond grave-PSA. Particularly because everyone could've seen that coming. But it would seem so not-genuine, and only become a joke, seeming like one of those court-ordered PSAs for celebrities (like David Crosby there).
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:09pm Fredericks:

Did Johnny Thunders ever make one of those?
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi Fred'rix! Hi Andrea and Irwin!
(You could always talk over any announced Dead Air Chicken gaps, it's pre-recorded :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:12pm hamburger:

uuuf, need me some 7sd to relieve me of my evening long standing around waiting for my boiler to be fixed... wait.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:12pm Fredericks:

Andrea and Irwin doing a show? Gotta be good.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:13pm Andrea:

We just pressed play on the archive! We are giggling over this right now: www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Hey burger!
  Wed. 8/21/13 6:16pm Robert:

My Internet cx introduces spurious dead air chicken frequently.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:16pm hamburger:

hey Matt!

@Andrea just saw another funny playlist of Andy's from that link www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:16pm Danne D:

Hiya folks. Almost certain that I did not call this one
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:17pm Fredericks:

Andrea: jokes about CFLs in 2005? Prescient.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:17pm Andrea:

@Burger -- my fave from that list is Paul MONKartney "Live (Me) and Let Die (Ken)"
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:18pm hamburger:

HEY! Danne D! I got your mixtape CD prize 'Hey DJ! it is muy fun! very cool cover art and inside notes :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:18pm Matt from Springfield:

"By the time you hear this, I'll be dead, from forgetting to breathe. Many of us are stressed out from work and life, and forget to even inhale, but there's another side to that coin: relaxing too deeply. I enjoyed a foot massage so much, my body relaxed and forgot to breathe. It was very awkward for the qualified, skilled masseuse to explain. Please, don't stress out too much, but don't relax too much either. This is a public service announcement from the Damned-if-you-do-or-don't Foundation."
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:18pm hamburger:

haha
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:19pm Danne D:

Glad you enjoyed in Hamburger :D
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:19pm Danne D:

Meghan gets the credit for the quality cover art :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:20pm Matt from Springfield:

Hiya Danne! :)
Mixtape CD? Where, where!
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:20pm Danne D:

@M_f_S it was a marathon prize for Meghan's show -- her prizes are mix-cds sent in by listeners :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

@Andrea,hamburger: I wish Irwin would play some of these Summer of Love songs, or at least the bands sometime :)
www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

Awesome Danne, glad yours made it! :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:22pm Danne D:

@M_f_S :) you can do one too - she asks for them ahead of the marathon
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:23pm Danne D:

Shout out to Andrea as I plan to pull next year's material from the free music archive :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:25pm Danne D:

I wonder what Mick is up to. He was a staple back in the day, especially on Aerial View
Avatar    Wed. 8/21/13 6:27pm cklequ:

@Danne: Do the CDs have to have a theme?
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

"First time liver, last time dier. Can't believe I got through!"
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:28pm Danne D:

I believe not - I would check in with Meghan as she can give you all of the particulars :)

Mine happened to have a theme, though.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:30pm Danne D:

Um, dare I ask if Ken has an idea of how many of these callers actually, have you know...
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

Pshaw! Any dying thing can go with a trend - it takes a living dying thing to go against it...
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:31pm Andrea Silenzi:

"By the time you hear this, I'll have passed on. Don't make the same mistake that I did and drink to many diet cokes after lunch. Just because you're tired and they are only $0.75 at the deli downstairs. Drink some water or get some more sleep, and you won't need the bubbly poison drink. This message was brought to you by the Better Beverage Bureau."
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:31pm Danne D:

This banter foreshadows the episode where they look for the caller with the longest internet delay.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: You know, that's bound to happen sometime; watching an SNL from the 90s, it's astounding when you realize how many people shown have died since then.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:32pm Andrea:

@Danne -- that's a great idea! If you make it as a mix on the FMA, I'd love top feature it on our homepage. It also means you can offer a download link to interested parties who don't get the CD.
  Wed. 8/21/13 6:33pm Robert:

Yesterday I was mean to Scott on the comments line, basically because I treated his show in the spirit of 7SD. I should apologize to him. Scott is not Ken, and his daughter is not Andy, so it's not fair to make fun of their on air relationship.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:33pm Danne D:

cool :) I'll tweet you a DM with some of the particulars of my plan :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:33pm Andrea:

What did you say, Robert???
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:34pm Andrew Waterloo:

Laila is at the top of her game when she treats WFMU as the thing that gets more of dad's attention than her.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

@Andrea: For now I'm good, as long as they don't campaign against too much *caffeine* at work in general.
@Danne: That was a good one! The type of stream selected was almost more influential than the distance from server, by 2012/3.
  Wed. 8/21/13 6:35pm Robert:

You know how vulnerable you are to your kids when you're in a public place? Imagine if that's not just a restaurant, but on the air.
  Wed. 8/21/13 6:37pm Robert:

So I rubbed it in. It doesn't help that his is a program I practically never comment on otherwise.
Avatar    Wed. 8/21/13 6:37pm whiteslice:

Ahhhh, the golden years of SSD.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

@Robert: If you're sorry and don't want to do it again, send Scott an email to apologize.

And if he's under the impression that you're only on his board to throw cheapshots at him, drop an encouraging or nice word there every so often.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:39pm Matt from Springfield:

@whiteslice: Ahh, such golden years, so much failure to look forward to, so many concepts to bomb out instead of failing to bomb out on them...
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:41pm Danne D:

"Fatal Flaw" on this show - any callers who may have died have been pretty bad about following up with Ken and Andy telling them how they died.

I nearly died from embarrassment when I realized that Andrea's contest entry played on her fill-in on Monday was based on a true story. One that oddly fits the topic.
  Wed. 8/21/13 6:42pm Robert:

I was planning to, thanks.

I similarly upset Terre a few years ago in comments when I criticized the photo she took and put up of the band. I felt sorry for them for promotional purposes, but I did it in a sarcastic way. But I think my criticism, however meanly delivered, actually did improve the band publicity photos on her show.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:42pm Danne D:

Ken was years ahead of the news reports about kids "Pharming" by taking whatever drugs their grandparents had in the medicine cabinet to try and get a cheap high.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:42pm Caryn:

I wonder if anyone's gotten my mix cds yet... I'm always at work during UWTP, so I can't enquire on the live playlists.

It would be interesting to have a follow-up show and try to find out if any callers had died.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:43pm Danne D:

@Caryn ya gotta go into the time machine and listen to the archive and see who won :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:43pm Danne D:

Pretty sure Fred Von H won the other copy of my CD :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:44pm Danne D:

I was tempted to try and win my own CD to get the cool cover art Meghan made but I thought that would be bad form.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:44pm Caryn:

@Danne: I have the winners written down on the WFMU Marathon form, but I rarely see the winners on other playlists than UWTP, so...
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:45pm Danne D:

Hope ya track 'em down :) Pretty sure most of the swag is out by now as my swagmas happened a couple weeks ago and I'm usually toward the end of the proceedings
  Wed. 8/21/13 6:46pm Robert:

BTW, Matt, I'm afraid it wasn't the 1st time with Scott & Leila regarding my comments. I mean, I KNOW I rubbed it in previously. What I'm afraid also MIGHT be true (don't remember) is that Scott told me THEN that he didn't like it.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:46pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Me too--I bet it's the higher volumes of swag that take the longest to deliver :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:47pm Caryn:

Haven't gotten my swag yet, but last year it only arrived near the end of September, so there's still plenty of time. Looking forward to it so much!
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:47pm hamburger:

oddly enough it's kinda fun to have the swag arrive so late - you're aware of the time it takes for processing and then when it does come it's such a neat surprise
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:49pm Danne D:

@M_f_S that's somewhat true, actually - the more complicated the packing the longer, generally. Sometimes it may depend on when the DJ premiums selected arrive as well. I'm always amazed at home efficiently they pack everything when the stuff arrives :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

@Robert: just remember for the future to keep sarcasm/teasing only on the appropriate kind of shows (like this list), or among those you comment to frequently.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:51pm Danne D:

(Dan is I'm guessing, Bodah? It's not me though) :)

@Robert I can just echo what M_f_S. Caustic humor is very tricky when applied to a venue like this - especially when it falls into something that treds closer to personal territory. One trick is to put a mental timer on the preview feature before posting.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: True, commenters reports of receiving a mouse's worth of swag in Europe and Asia comes weeks or months before mine (all the items gotta be tracked down and packed up). I love the surprise of re-discovering the swag you forgot about, but I still appreciate Liz Berg's kind letters thanking us for our patience! :)
Avatar    Wed. 8/21/13 6:52pm cklequ:

I just got my swag a couple weeks ago. Out of the mountain of stuff, for some reason my single favorite thing is that moon night light. And for some crazy reason, the Seven Second Delay premium was on backorder. Wasn't expecting that.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:54pm Caryn:

Of course, the Scharpling swag usually takes an additional year to arrive. And many of Ken's premiums nowadays does too, if it ever appears. That 7SD porn tape is going to take forever, isn't it?
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:54pm Danne D:

One other thing is the more complicated the piece of swag, the more likely a backorder will occur.

Commemorative plates take time after all :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:54pm Danne D:

CDs are a much more straightforward item for FMU to process.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:55pm Danne D:

They should play "Up on the Roof" in the background of this guy's PSA
  Wed. 8/21/13 6:56pm Robert:

Or, Matt, those whose hosts I know wouldn't care, like my ol' pal Irwin's (whether his is "the appropriate kind" or not). BTW, Irwin's been off & on as to whether he's bothered by people using that old moniker.
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Don't wait up for *that* tape, just put your pajamas on and go to bed ;)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:58pm Danne D:

Great rebroadcast :)
One day it'll be "20 Questions" I just know it :)
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:58pm Caryn:

@Matt: I've pretty much taken it as read that the tape will appear in a couple of decades time, when I've forgotten all about it. But hey, I got an extra bit of swag to make up for the delay, so yay!
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: I like that I got a bonus "replacement" swag item as well! :)
@Danne: That's a legendary one, if only for it's relation to current listeners to date! I'm looking forward to the day it's encored! :)

Thanks Ken & Andy DAT and board ops and listeners!
Have a good evening everyone!
Avatar Wed. 8/21/13 6:59pm Caryn:

And related to the topic: a PSA from beyond the grave done a bit differently: www.youtube.com...
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