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Options August 14, 2013: Seven Second Delay Track & Field Day

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Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:03pm Carmichael:

OK well, here we go I guess ...
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:04pm magores:

long time listener, first time commentor
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:06pm amanda c:

you love the show
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:06pm Carmichael:

They are all now joining the volunteer's union.
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:06pm magores:

love the show
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:06pm Dan B From Upstate:

Can the staff of a non-profit unionize?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:07pm Carmichael:

Can there be "scab" volunteers?
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:07pm magores:

volunteers unionizing to demand that they volunteer for less time? additional no money?
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:08pm Robert:

Maybe Andy was incognito at Mercy & Ken Gale's party where he told us of the pink slips. Andy, were you one of the singing Raging Grannies?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:09pm cklequ:

I was listening the archive of this Grateful Dead bit just this afternoon.....
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:09pm Carmichael:

Deadheads purposely have no money or material goods.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:10pm hamburger:

Unionized Scabs - Bad band name
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:10pm magores:

I was a Head. Have money and material goods
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:10pm Carmichael:

Andy's folk history: "This guitar kills a good time."
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:12pm Danne D:

I tweeted some Toronto peeps and told them to call
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:13pm Carmichael:

Password: WFMUbigcheese
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:13pm spodiodi:

Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:13pm spodiodi:

Hola, Danne D!
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:14pm trish:

Toronto? Hey Andy,, wanna go to Second City?
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:14pm TorontoSlumlord:

Hey Andy, i've got a vacant tool shed, $150.00/night, looks over the Don River, yours for the taking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:14pm dale:

my wife's friend is a dominatrix in toronto and will do most anything for money. she might draw the line at escorting andy, however.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:15pm Carmichael:

Only hockey players and whores are from Toronto. (Old joke set-up)
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:15pm amanda c:

i love it when beth pity calls
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:15pm magores:

If Andy ever comes to Beijing, China I'll be happy to show him around.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:15pm KevinfromBayRidge:

Is this Canadian outreach week?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:15pm spodiodi:

Both are into "Slapshots"
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:16pm Robert:

I'd like to show Andy around (non-geographically) the TV serial "Lost", its surprising background, and then try to get his help figuring out a solution to the mystery I've inferred is there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:16pm Dan B From Upstate:

Will Ken tell Beth he loves her more than Andy does?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:16pm spodiodi:

I will buy any WFMU DJ (and family) a beer (in sf.)
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:16pm trish:

I think my attention span may be too short to offer up tour guide.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:17pm Carmichael:

- Hey, my wife is from Toronto!

- <thinking quickly> Oh yeah? What team does she play for??
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:17pm MayorRobFord:

Andy, we will present you a Key to the City in a public ceremony, please contact mayor@toronto.ca (crack optional event).
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:18pm Carmichael:

I think this discussion has now satisfied the CBC "Canadian Content" rule.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:20pm cklequ:

Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:21pm Carmichael:

It is now 100 meters. I ran the 220 & 440 in high school. They don't exist anymore.
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:21pm Robert:

Ken, people have cordless phones now, you can do the 100 yd. dash.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:22pm amanda c:

fatal flaw! fatal flaw!
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:22pm spodiodi:

whoa... *CORDLESS* phone?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:22pm spodiodi:

OK, Star Trek, w/e.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:22pm Danne D:

Hiya spodiodi :)

Hi everyone :)
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:22pm Ray L:

Cell phone toss?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:23pm Carmichael:

How about I do 20 push ups before Andy does 1?
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:24pm Robert:

Funny thing is, this week we're doing the equivalent of radio track & field by evaluating children for football in the 40 yd. dash with a guy with a stopwatch. Any time somebody with a stopwatch gives for the 40 yd. dash is arbitrary.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:24pm spodiodi:

one-handed, one-finger push-up, while eating an orange sherbet push-up
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:24pm Anthony:

What time are youse doing your set in the brightside tavern? I am coming all the way from Liverpool to see it and I don't want to miss out.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:24pm Carmichael:

Have the listener Skype you, and you can describe their futility.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:24pm Dan B From Upstate:

Sisters are doin' it for themselves.
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:25pm Ray L:

How about seeing who can say "ah" the longest without breathing?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:26pm amanda c:

now that just makes me wanna cheat
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:26pm Danne D:

Fatal Flaw - my twitter friends in toronto @cameron_durkin @meagansnyder are up for the tour but too chicken to call the show :(
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:26pm spodiodi:

She was a cheat!
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:26pm trish:

re Toronto
If it's a nice day and small kids are going, too, there's the island. The little-kid amusement park opens on the 14th. (Ferry lines are too long on the weekends, though.)
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:27pm Ray L:

Amanda, women just can't cheat as well as men. It's a scientific fact.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:28pm amanda c:

whoa, i didn't know there were standards to actually call into the show
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:28pm Carmichael:

I thought any dumbass on planet Eart could call in.
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:29pm trish:

(Er. Today is the 14th. It's open today. Like yesterday.)

The Ex opens on the 16th and is still fun. http://theex.com/
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:29pm spodiodi:

Commenter Request: Dump Button photo, pls.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

Uncle Andy's employees, fresh off their handmade boats and under no legal protection!

Hey Ken & Andy & Delayers! Some kind of listener races on the phones tonight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:29pm Nick the Bard:

Any dumbass can call in, but I hate dumbasses.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:29pm Carmichael:

A dj with Turrette's. Now THAT'S radio gold.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:30pm amanda c:

yeah, matt- but one of the many fatal flaws is that they can't get 2 people to call at the same time
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:30pm spodiodi:

I'm in a room!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:31pm davex:

REM would seem to be the Jumping Jacks of music.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:31pm spodiodi:

Jumping Jacks are the REM of exercise. nice
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:31pm Danne D:

I put in a tweet to Toronto Mayor Ford. Let's see if he calls in.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:31pm Carmichael:

Nick, I was just trying to calculate what might be Andy's demographic. You must put up with quite a lot.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:32pm amanda c:

this is usually the time when beth pity calls, but i guess she already did that!
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:32pm Robert:

Yesterday we had the Jr. PeeWees start with 25 jumping jacks. I wasn't in charge, but I would've had the same thing.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:32pm spodiodi:

25???? weak.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:33pm Caryn:

Andy doing jumping jacks in his local YMCA's "jumping jacks room" is the thing Santorum was talking about when he claimed liberals were making pro-lifers scared to go to the showers at the Y.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:34pm steve:

Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:34pm Danne D:

Jeff Gilooly?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:34pm spodiodi:

Mayor Ford, do us right!
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:34pm trish:

Toronto: St. Lawrence Market. Kensington Market.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:34pm Carmichael:

The man from Galilee??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:34pm dale:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:34pm Caryn:

It wasn't her boyfriend, it was her ex.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:35pm Danne D:

Tanya Harding is always on those "World's Dumbest" shows on cable
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:36pm Caryn:

I hate Kerrigan so much that it wouldn't take much for me to believe she orchestrated the whole attack to get sympathy points prior to the Olympics. She certainly got more points than her skating deserved.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:36pm Nick the Bard:

Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:37pm Matt from Springfield:

Wonder if she's done porno IN the jumping jacks room. It's usually not busy at all in there..
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:37pm amanda c:

ugh, her bangs are so CRUSTY!
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:37pm Danne D:

She's a regular on World's Dumbest...

Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:38pm Danne D:

on truTV all the time
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:38pm trish:

https://www.canadaswonderland.com/ Further flung from the city than the Ex. Where The Ex is more Coney Island. Wonderland is more Disneyworld.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:38pm dale:

ohhh, she looks kinda large now.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:38pm spodiodi:

She was on a Sea Monkeys late-night infomercial
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:39pm spodiodi:

call her!
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:39pm Danne D:

official site: www.tonyaharding.com
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:40pm Danne D:

Gold in the message section:
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:40pm spodiodi:

Tony A. Harding .com
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:41pm steve:

ok, where do we think this Uncle Andy's Toys thing is going
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:41pm dale:

i would be afraid that uncle andy toys would be sex toys.
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:41pm magores:

Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:41pm spodiodi:

WFMU needs quieter mice for the DJs
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:41pm cklequ:

Uncle Andy Toys should really be making Tonya Harding dolls.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:41pm Danne D:

One comment on her message page:

"Tonya, it has been many years since we met but I think about you everyday. You may remember me, it was in Detroit in 2009, an autograph session before your fight at the palace of auburn hills. I have been following you ever since that day, the greatest day of my life"
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:41pm trish:

Toronto: Get a family TTC day pass from Union station and be sure to take a couple streetcars outside of rush hours. Spadina is a good North/South run. Queen is a good E/W run
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:42pm Matt from Springfield:

I would guess Nixon, but as a CIA/undercover/clandestine spying term I think "plausible deniability" would be much older.

SEE! There ya go! :)
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:43pm Carmichael:

She has that crazy look in her eyes, like Michele Bachman.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:43pm Danne D:

On Saturday, February 27, 2011, Tonya became the proud mother of a baby boy. As a first-time mother, she looks forward to spending private, quality time with her new husband and new baby.

If interested in booking Tonya Harding for an appearance, please contact her agent Linda Lewis:

360) 256-7044 EXIT: 203
PO Box 6132 Vancouver WA 98668
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:43pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Remind that guy to keep off this comment board!
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:43pm spodiodi:

crazy != vacant
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:44pm trish:

The Beaches, like The Island, is a non-downtown sorta Toronto, Toronto. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beaches
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:44pm Carmichael:

Did you see her first husband?!? That guy looks like a teenager who shopped at the Mustache Store.
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:44pm Robert:

Any of you remember THIS severe a case of desperation on 7SD?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

Well, at least Tonya is easy to book! :P
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:44pm magores:

andy and ken should race around the block.

It has the track and field, some excitement, and the potential for danger.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:45pm amanda c:

@magores EXCELLENT idea!
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:45pm trish:

Toronto: Wednesday night outdoor moves at two locations: David Pecault Square and Harbourfront uh.. I call it the clamshell.
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:46pm Robert:

Hold on...if Andy & Ken are both parked there, they could DRAG race! Use a LeMans start and they work the track meet in too.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:46pm spodiodi:

engine makes the bosses stand-up and take notice
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:48pm Matt from Springfield:

Danne Dddddddd! :)
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:48pm trish:

Toronto: Harbourfront flick on the 21st is Josie and the Pussycats (chilly evenings with the lake adjacent)
The other one on the 21st: is Roman Holiday. (Roy Thomspon Hall as a backdrop)
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:48pm amanda c:

danne d saves the show
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:49pm Danne D:

Basically if I'm calling - pretty bad sign esp for SSD...
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:49pm Danne D:

but thanks for the kind words ;)
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:50pm trish:

Toronto: Thursday eve concerts at the also lovely Music Garden and St. James Park.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:50pm spodiodi:

I'd never get past Nick The Bard
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:50pm Caryn:

I vote for Robert's idea, with the cars parked at the end of the street, so that there's more of a foot race too. But I want to see all of this, so I suggest this is the premise for one of their Marathon shows next year.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:50pm amanda c:

more pity calls!
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:51pm amanda c:

i'd call in and do sit ups, but i've been drinking and it could get ugly
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:51pm spodiodi:

i agree with amanda
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:51pm trish:

Toronto: The Italian Consulate has been hosting outdoor operas (Friday nights) http://www.iictoronto.esteri.it/IIC_Toronto/webform/SchedaEvento.aspx?id=764&;citta=Toronto
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:53pm trish:

'Consulate' ? Uh, make that Cultural Institute. It's diagonal from the AGO.
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

I thought you guys were already a zoo?!!
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:54pm amanda c:

fatal flaw: all 7sd listeners are sadly alone
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:56pm spodiodi:

Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

42% unemployment--if you count Ken and the WFMU staff, as they don't have a *real* job ;)
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:56pm Ray L:

Can we have them count of per stereo channel?
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

@amanda: That's why we're listening to 7SD. We live as we dream - alone...
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:56pm Ray L:

Can we have them count of per stereo channel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 6:56pm hamburger:

oh dear lord
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:57pm spodiodi:

4 5 daysaweek
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:58pm Danne D:

Good night folks :)
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:59pm spodiodi:

gnight Danne D
  Wed. 8/14/13 6:59pm trish:

Toronto: @ the Ex. The Food Building is better than any of the other eating
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:59pm spodiodi:

ty, Andy -and- Ken
Avatar Wed. 8/14/13 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

All right, have a good night people!
  Wed. 8/14/13 7:00pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Is it me, or is 7SD becoming more like Shut Up, Weirdo every week? Now with a t-shirt for the winner!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/14/13 7:00pm davex:

Good night Danne and all...
  Wed. 8/14/13 7:00pm Robert:

No wonder Ken was so sparse in his responses on the pre-show comment board this AM--listening to Nachum.
  Wed. 8/14/13 7:00pm Ray L:

Have a good one, Pete
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