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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options May 8, 2013: You Review Us, We Review You

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Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:02pm Danne D:

Love the show. Can't believe my comment got through.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:02pm -max-:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:02pm steve:

i love the show, and im not being sarcastic at all when i say that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:03pm Caryn:

Oh Ken, Andy was already on the air over half an hour ago! So you're the one who's late, really.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:03pm Dan:

Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:04pm fleep:

Part of me is being sarcastic. You'll have to guess.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:04pm Caryn:

By the halfway mark, will they be changing the topic from logrolling to rickrolling? We'll see.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:05pm Dan:

Where do I click? Please give this a thumbs up:

  Wed. 5/8/13 6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I've lost the will to listen...
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:07pm Dan:

Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:08pm Dan:

post the link plz
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:09pm Caryn:

Andy, since your name is in the theme music, I'm thinking the reviewer gathered that you were the main host. And thus, the wet blanket.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:09pm max:

  Wed. 5/8/13 6:10pm cavorting with nudists:

I wonder whether Andy realizes Tom Scharpling started referring to 7SD as "Prank Patrol" after Andy's prank call to Ken's hotel in Austin.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:11pm fleep:

When theater stages were still lit by gas lamps, London required buckets placed about the stage with wet blankets in them to put out fires and especially performers that accidently set their costumes on fire.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:11pm Tyler:

I just gave a favorable review. . . follow me on twitter @signwaves ok? ok?!
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:11pm trish:

What are we, critics?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:11pm Dan:

Thanks max
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:12pm trish:

What are we? Critics?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:12pm G:

@Andy: Thank you for saying "Thank you for saying you're welcome" six times :)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:13pm G:

What are we *but* critics?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:13pm Dan B From Upstate:

I've found the fatal flaw. iTunes has a review process before reviews are posted.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:13pm fleep:

You're a butt critic??
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:14pm G:

I've critiqued many a butt, silently unless I was either flirting or courting trouble.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:15pm Carmichael:

So Ken, what race are you today?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:15pm -max-:

A 'Mister Garcia' reference!
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:15pm G:

he's a night elf mage
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:15pm Dan B From Upstate:

I was gonna have them follow my tumblr, but I think I want to be put on the 7SD emergency notification text list.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:17pm some guy:

They should check the itunestore reviews in different countries (click on the flag in the bottom right hand corner of the itunes store window)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:19pm Danne D:

Michigan guy I think :)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:19pm Danne D:

Minnesota I mean :)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:19pm Danne D:

Sorry Aaron :) I goofed that up.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:20pm Danne D:

Would love to hear "Go to hell, Andy" on this call
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:21pm Rai:

is Andy's memory of relay chat, and doing it on a show already with Aaron, really this bad?
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:21pm ?:

i used to get relay calls all the time when i was in customer service for a porn website.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:22pm G:

That's called TTY (text telephone) or TDD (telecomm device for the deaf)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:23pm Danne D:

Operator 1938F seems nice
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:23pm common:

this is comfortable.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:23pm G:

She is understandly leery about the schtick :)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:24pm Danne D:

Ken with the ultimate question
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:24pm cklequ:

Damn... i've been considering a name change and "Operator 1938F" was at the top of my list.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:24pm G:

They are going to insist on making this a metacall no matter what she does
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:25pm Danne D:

LOL Aaron
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:25pm G:

1938, ah, it was a very good year. NOT
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:26pm G:

tension and conflict, always good for listener attention
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:26pm Carmichael:

Aaron should start cursing nonstop.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:27pm Danne D:

Might be starfish53 guys
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:27pm G:

what phone system is aaron using, i wonder? whose employee is she?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:27pm Caryn:

I wonder if 1938F is related to THX-1138?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:28pm Danne D:

Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:28pm Carmichael:

Andy should start a vicious rumor about operator 1627M.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:28pm common:

@Caryn: that was a great movie until george lucas put cgi crap in it 25 years later.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:28pm Danne D:

Aaron rules :)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:29pm G:

this dude's abusing the ADA. unlike every student of mine who claims disability and needing more time always
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:29pm ftcapone:

@Ken & Andy - seems to take 24 hours for reviews to post to iTunes.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:29pm max is alright:

RATE 5: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:30pm Caryn:

@common: and a stormtrooper in Star Wars: A New Hope.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:31pm common:

@Caryn: oh yea! why, george...why?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:34pm fleep:

Ken Freedman 2 minutes ago
Aaron's firework's are resplendant. They remind me why I loved fireworks as a young boy in Haddonfield, NJ. Why did my´╗┐ father leave? I miss Operator 1938F. If you are reading this Dad, I miss you. Please call me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:35pm Cliff:

And now we discover the fatal flaw.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:36pm Danne D:

I gave Aaron a thumbs up too :)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:36pm Danne D:

The sound of fireworks in the background add something to this show.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:36pm Carmichael:

I just gave this show a positive review on Yelp. I said the egg rolls are resplendent.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:37pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

And this ends my call in career at WFMU
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:37pm Carmichael:

They're trying to sell you malpractice insurance.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:38pm common:

Aaron, that was the best part of the show!
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:38pm Taylor:

I reviewed you! What do I win?! The car? The toaster?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:38pm Fredericks:

I just posted this:
"Stunt radio
This is a show that takes a while to "get". Give it a few listens, after becoming acclimated, you'll find yourself laughing as another poorly planned stunt falls apart. You'll be laughing even harder when one of their plans actually works out."

Wonder how long it will take to show up?

Fredericks Mind Thing
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:39pm G:

I thought you were hearing-impaired, Aaron :) talk about stunt radio -- that's stunt radio-listening, listening while deaf :)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:40pm Carmichael:

Methinks it may be an advantage to listen to this show while deaf.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:40pm G:

New fundraising method: Holding keys for ransom
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:40pm G:

Some of those part-time affiliate agents only do a few deals a year
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:41pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I can listen just not talk back
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:41pm Carmichael:

Next week: sitting in the office, listening to the receptionist taking calls. Radio gold.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:42pm G:

@Aaron; That call was one of the best premises on the show in months :) They should take you on as a producer!
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:44pm Carmichael:

Just enough talk, just enough rock. Resplendent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:45pm Caryn:

Is this going to be a rule with the reviews: use the word "resplendent" at least once?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:45pm Carmichael:

I hope you 2 are hip enough to know what a "hot carl" is.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:45pm G:

Just copypaste some summary sentence off a positive yelp review. Most would work.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:45pm Sean:

The most wonderful tangential directionless
meandering on radio.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:46pm G:

@Carm: hope all you want
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:46pm common:

@Carmichael: what is a hot carl? i ain't hep...
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:46pm Taylor:

I didn't lie when I said I reviewed you! But maybe you can't see it because I only reviewed your last episode. I didn't review the whole series. I'm not sure it would let me do it.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:46pm G:

The reviews don't show up till the next day. Someone checks them over quickly for anything wildly inappropriate
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:47pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Next week on Kens show, tune in for me trying to maintain a conversation with the host
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:47pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

for 3 hours
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:47pm Carmichael:

@common: google it, I just can't say it on this list. Or any list. Except maybe the Hot Carl list.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:48pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Speaking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Fat Man & Little Boy would be a great alternate title for Seven Second Delay. Keep the mass atomic death jokes coming, Andy!
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:48pm fleep:

I just searched for hot carl and want to forget, so bad.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:48pm common:

@Carmichael: Gotcha. Thanks.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:48pm G:

urbandictionary: "a 'hot carl' is the act of putting saran wrap over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog."
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:49pm G:

the definer was clearly a connoisseur
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:50pm trish:

"I can't believe I listened to the whole thing. Again."
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:50pm common:

@G: Well, now I know. Thanks. I think.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:51pm G:

Yeah, keep adding comments till we cant see it any more.
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:51pm Robert:

Isn't there a business called Hot Carl's?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:51pm fleep:

cannot be unread
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:51pm Caryn:

@G: thanks to "South Park", those terms were seared in my brain a few years back. Sheesh, where's a lobotomy when I need one?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:52pm G:

or forgotten very well
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:52pm Dan B From Upstate:

I love that Ken didn't bother getting the tumblr url.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:52pm fleep:

That's Hot Carl's Jr. Which is a good reason to stay away.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:52pm Danne D:

I thought she had said Mellow Lude too
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:53pm Danne D:

Andy is shouting out as if he is dictating to Operator 1938F
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:53pm Carmichael:

"Mellow Lude" is redundant, in my opinion.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:54pm cklequ:

These coco-nuts are reviewing the wrong band......
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What does the "F" stand for? Fuckable?
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:54pm Carmichael:

Oral contracts are not binding under $500.00, according to the Uniform Commercial Code.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:55pm Danne D:

LOL I think it's not the same band: Picture of Mellow Mood here: www.mellowmoodmusic.com...
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:55pm common:

my friend randy wanted to start a restaurant with those types of names for dishes. a cleaveland steamer was meatloaf with gravy. he used to want people to order it and say, "hold the steam".
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:55pm Robert:

Isn't there a business called Hot Carl's?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:55pm Caryn:

"Pass the resplendent dutchie, mon."
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:56pm G:

@MJ: You'll never know. Just continue focusing on Frangry for pointless sexual fantasy material.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:57pm Carmichael:

This show has been on for 20 years for the last hour.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:57pm Caryn:

@G: maybe the F stands for Frangry? That's why she resisted any personal talk, because she feared Ken would recognise her voice. Hmm...
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:57pm Robert:

Sorry about redundant comment.
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:58pm G:

@Caryn: elegant theory there
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:58pm Danne D:

For Ken: Here's a Boilers Review Website: www.furnacecompare.com...
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:58pm G:

sorry about redundant comment :)
  Wed. 5/8/13 6:58pm Robert:

How else would they get the floor wet to work the slip-on-soap trick?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 6:58pm Caryn:

@G: I think you mean "resplendent theory there"
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:59pm Danne D:

Thanks for a good show guys :)
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:59pm ftcapone:

@DanneD your right - it was the wrong band - name of the album is Mellow Mood - the artist is Alisha Westerman
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 6:59pm Carmichael:

Give an illegal ID: "We're some radio station."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/8/13 7:00pm Dan B From Upstate:

Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 7:00pm G:

soliciting for sex is illegal

soliciting for promising to absent your annoying self is a negotiation
Avatar Wed. 5/8/13 7:01pm G:

andy has practice having his hands cuffed behind him from the final crane shot in monk
  Wed. 5/8/13 7:02pm cavorting with nudists:

There's a fast food chain in Cali called Carl's Jr. No "Hot"
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