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Options February 1, 2013: When Animals Attack

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Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:01pm TheMarmot:

Greetings and Salutations, ladies and weirdos.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:01pm glenn:

first!
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:01pm FRANGRY:

HI WEIRDOS
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:01pm g:

Is the opening song from Zoolander?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:01pm G:

I call stalling for time
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:01pm Alternative Topic:

Or - "When Hippos Hit On You"
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:01pm Danne D:

Hi Frangry :) <333
Hi FoodBed :)
Hi Weirdos :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:02pm robyn:

sup
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:02pm glenn:

damn you the marmot! *shakes fist*
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:02pm G:

When weirdos attack.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:03pm robyn:

i was attacked by a pair of wild frangry panties.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY:

It's a fine line between mean and fun...

True dat!
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:03pm g:

Pee is good for ant bite.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:04pm TheMarmot:

see if you were wearing panties you could have avoided some ant bites. tsk tsk
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

My daughter's guinea pig nipped me once. Didn't bleed. I've never been attacked by animals, really.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:04pm Danne D:

Back in high school, my friend was doing his paper route and this little dog at one his houses jump up and bit him on the nuts. He told me it left teeth marks.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:04pm G:

Which is worse for a butt, calamine lotion or pee?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:05pm FRANGRY:

I WAS wearing panties, you pervs!
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:05pm glenn:

hahahahahahahahahaha. laughing at frangry's joke.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:05pm Danne D:

For those keeping score, on WFMU's Friend Society
Foodbed has 18 friends

Frangry only has 11
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:05pm G:

I bet lots of commenters have slapped and spanked monkeys
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:05pm Danne D:

I guess it's 19-12 now cuz I added both of 'em :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:05pm robyn:

i like how frangry types during michele's stories, too.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:06pm glenn:

20 -13.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:07pm Danne D:

LOL if folks have to follow back, I'm probably at 0 then
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:07pm DJKG:

i was about to friend michele but she doesn't care so i won't.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:07pm Danne D:

I know we don't get a vote, but the winning caller should be the one that got bit by the most exotic animal.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:08pm G:

Danne, where is that friend status statistic? I obviously haven't been socializing with the social media.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:08pm Danne D:

poor giraffe :(
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:09pm Danne D:

@G - it comes up when you click on the star next to Frangry and Foodbed's names
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:09pm robyn:

tall people always love giraffes.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the over / under on the number of squirrel calls tonight?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:09pm G:

@DJKG: lots of females feel they have to play hard to get or they look cheap
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:09pm glenn:

baby giraffes are pretty fuckin adorable, frangry.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:10pm Jameson:

MICHELE - No more CROW avatar?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:11pm glenn:

does being chased by a buffalo while stoned on acid count?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:11pm Danne D:

I like the avatar Michele uses now, it's more cheerful
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:12pm Caryn:

Fetching our runaway cat from the stairwell, the cat panicked and clawed long grooves into my arm.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:13pm Caryn:

@glenn: are you sure there was actually a buffalo there, or whether it was just the acid?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:13pm glenn:

i'm not hair? herr? glenn. i'm toronto glenn.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:13pm fleep:

Raccoons, last night, going for the cat food. That's all I got.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:14pm Danne D:

Cats like me. Even thought I'm not a cat person.

I remember Cat's Eye, Foodbed :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:14pm Danne D:

Quitters Inc was a classic segment
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Do crows like Wall Street Johnny???
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:14pm g:

Cats fear JMs competition.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:15pm Curl(e)y!:

Getting punctured by a wild goose in England was not as hurtful as the anti-poet stance of last week's show. As a matter of fact, I bet F & M think it was poetic justice. Ouch!
Avatar Fri. 2/1/13 6:15pm Spike:

I always get pooped on by birds. No matter where I am, birds always find a way to use me as their own personal lavatory.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:16pm Danne D:

Spikey reminded me of a good story :) Or at least one marginally decent enough to call :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:16pm G:

I always knew Spike was full of crap :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:16pm glenn:

colin powell? i'm a tad suspicious.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:17pm G:

No, it's more like the air is on *this* guy
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:17pm Skirkie:

I was gonna call about the sheep that peed on my foot but shit, a bear ate that guy.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:17pm Skirkie:

And this topic is just a NATURAL for squirrel man.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:18pm Danne D:

Spikey :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:18pm Caryn:

"Cat's Eye" is good, but does anyone remember the "Cat from Hell" segment of the "Tales from the Darkside" movie? That was a badass cat.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:19pm Jordan:

FRANGRY - You seem a little less in love with MICHELE today - what's up????
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:19pm TheMarmot:

lavoratory? you spelled it right on the board! soundin like dracula/mad scientist
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:19pm g:

Birds have great senses of humor.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:19pm nick c.:

I walked into a wasp nest and was continously bitten. I finally made it back to my job and went to the men's room to clean up and as I took off my shirt the wasp was still alive and biting me! I ran out of the bathroom but knew what I had to do. I didn't want my fellow co-workers to be bitten so I returned with a rolled up newspaper. The bastard was at the sink waiting for new blood. I moved quickly and killed him. His reign of terror was over!
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:19pm Danne D:

Ironic that Spike got the Dump Button there after his story :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:20pm G:

Frangry seems to think Spike is a walking, talking "dump" :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:20pm FRANGRY:

NEVER. Michele is my favorite.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:21pm Frangry:

@G: hahahah
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:21pm G:

The parade of retards continues :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:22pm G:

Doesn't ANYONE know how to tell a story right? ANYONE??
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:22pm Danne D:

@G the bar has been sufficiently lowered. I'm calling in.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:24pm G:

"there was a time a snake went up my leg. but that's not the story i want to tell. it was when i was six. my aunt BLABLABLABLABLA..."
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:25pm Danne D:

G should call :)
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:25pm g:

I wish the mother bear would have killed those guys and ate their hearts.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:25pm Caryn:

When I was 10, I woke up one summer morning to find that I couldn't bend my knee. Turned out the back of my knee was covered in mosquito bites, about 40-50 of them. The whole back of my knee turned into a fist-sized red, inflamed area covered in vesicles.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:26pm Skirkie:

Here's a gif of two giraffes neck fighting.

forgifs.com...
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:27pm glenn:

because sometimes the bear eats you.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:28pm Danne D:

I thought this was squirrel dude
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:28pm G:

@Danne: But an animal never attacked me.

I rarely call. But I was the guy who ripped AP Mike a new a-hole on the Best Show the very first time he was on the air, when he was fumfering intolerably, uuuuuuh uhhhhhh ummmm.

He got very good later. :-)
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:29pm JoeyCee:

is this a support group? I just tuned in?
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:29pm Jonathan:

Frangry, Would lion pee on you be as exciting as a boy's pee?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:29pm robyn:

thank god animals aren't intelligent.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:29pm G:

Yes, JoeyCee, it's a support group for people who cant tell a story without sidetracking themselves every ten seconds tops
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:30pm Danne D:

Need a link to that episode, G, or you should link it on your profile :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:30pm G:

My women are in love with their fish
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:30pm JoeyCee:

hahahah
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:30pm Skirkie:

You need to teach the fish to attack on command like that boob-biting dog.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:31pm JoJo:

FRANGRY - How is JEFFREY'S health?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:31pm G:

I'm sure it will come up again at some point, Danne...
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:31pm glenn:

my is mivhele called food bed? i missed that show.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:31pm The Ghost Of Steve Irwin:

Don't get me started with those bloody sting rays!
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:31pm Danne D:

Thanks Thanks Thanks :) for taking the call :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:31pm robyn:

oooh danne d. that's creepy.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:32pm Danne D:

I'm sorry :( I thought you were done with my call :(
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:32pm Danne D:

Have a good one!
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:32pm G:

comment comment comment
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:32pm Danne D:

Who's turn is it to do the FoodBed origin story?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:33pm G:

Danne's insecure in comments. He's gonna be an order of magnitude more insecure on the air :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:33pm Danne D:

LOL LOL LOL

G G G
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:33pm Skirkie:

Iguana Vomit sounds like a metal band.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:34pm Caryn:

Cyndi Lauper famously had a bird poop in her mouth at one of her outdoor concerts. She wiped her tongue and kept on singing. That's a trouper!
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:34pm JoeyCee:

Hipsters and dorks can not tell stories...isn't there law when someone starts off by saying "I have a funny story"...and there is zero humor in it they can be beheaded?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:34pm Danne D:

I really thought Frangry was done :( oh well, it was better than my last call :)
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:34pm Jess:

My mom got bite on her nose by a Pitbull when she was little, now her nose is kinda messed up
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:34pm G:

malkovich malkovich malkovich
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:34pm Danne D:

FoodBed story. Michele mentioned that she likes to eat in bed.

Thus she's known as FoodBed.

The end.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:35pm Danne D:

See I did good. I got out of the way of this good monkey call :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:35pm glenn:

so? i married a stripper who had a python.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:36pm Johnny Muller:

clown monkey guy is mark
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:36pm glenn:

the snake was around longer than the marriage.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:36pm Caryn:

If that woman whose friend's pet chimp ate her face and arms calls in...
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:37pm Frangry:

@Caryn: that would be automatic winner
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:37pm glenn:

haven't you guys heard of ikea monkey?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:37pm G:

Ken unleashed one of his fearsome anger tirades on the bear, and it quit its shift and was never heard from again :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:38pm Danne D:

My brother once ran over a deer on Route 23.
This stopped traffic as the road is narrow up there.
So the cop comes to the seen and ends the poor deer's (who was still twitching) life.

In front of a school bus full of kids.

My brother didn't feel too good about this.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Let me guess where this is going....SM Ken's father in law takes out the garbage and gets dumped on.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:38pm Danne D:

Johnny Muller has the scariest avatar ever.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:39pm santoluna:

when i was a kid, i was playing with my sisters dog on a family trip, then it charged me when i wasn't looking, trying to play, and hit me head on in the nuts! I went down hard and had to miss a week of school. Was in like 6th grade i think... My left nut was completely swollen, made me walk funny too...One of the worst experiences with animals ever... of course everyone thought it was somewhat funny...
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:39pm G:

@Danne: So this fits because the deer viciously attacked your brother's bumper? :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:39pm G:

This caller thinks he is tuned in to Coast to Coast AM
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:40pm J:

What's up with these squirrel people?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:40pm Skirkie:

Does squirrel man realize how pathetic he's coming off?
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:40pm Jordan 2 Delta:

Is Michele's microphone turned off?
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:40pm JoeyCee:

seriously...
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:40pm Danne D:

@G Yes Yes Yes
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:40pm Frangry:

@Skirkie: Sadly, no.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:41pm G:

Squirrel guy is like a tagger putting his handle everywhere. Really impressive.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:41pm Caryn:

Now I'm wondering if youtube has that clip of the woman complaining about her dog: "It bit me on the vagina!" That was a classic.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:41pm Danne D:

@Skirkie they never do - sadly schticks like that tend to have very dedicated practitioners. Ask Chris T or check out some shows commenters.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:42pm Danne D:

@Caryn this? www.youtube.com...
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:43pm J:

I bet you that the squirrel guy cries every time he sees his miserable self in the mirror every morning.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:43pm Skirkie:

It's him again.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:44pm Caryn:

@Danne: yep, that indeed (in the non-"musical remix" version)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:44pm Skirkie:

I can totally pick him out now.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:44pm robyn:

did i sound too excited about the turtle penis.
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:44pm J:

@Frangry Love you!!! :)
Avatar Fri. 2/1/13 6:44pm JoeyCee:

about 8 years old...be more specific...its your story
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:45pm G:

@robyn: aren't they all? :P
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:46pm Danne D:

When Turtles Attack!
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:46pm G:

unless you catch them at the right time...
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:46pm Danne D:

@Skirkie I agree, Squirreloser is easy to figure out
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:47pm Caryn:

I would like to state that my avatar turtle is completely innocent.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:47pm G:

Hey ladies. How's everything." Great start.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:47pm Danne D:

I like this guy.
Praying Mantis dude should call more.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:47pm steve:

this has been the most successful topic in weeks, no?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:48pm robyn:

turtles on the warpath.
Avatar Fri. 2/1/13 6:48pm JoeyCee:

"all of a sudden" seems to be the way everyone starts off their story. You should ask animals to call up...they may have better stories.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:48pm robyn:

i love how this show makes me feel like a civil rights hero.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:49pm Frangry:

@steve: yes.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:49pm G:

well, steve, we haven't had forty minutes of bail discussion...
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:49pm J:

@Freangry - I have one, my brother was riding a turkey that we had as a pet, just like a horse and I told him he was going to regret it, then the turkey started attacking my brother to the point that he was in a corner in a fetal position trying to avoid the madness of the turkey!!! TURKEYS ROCK LOL
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:49pm Danne D:

This lady should not wear dog food perfume
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:50pm steve:

bail? guess i missed that one G
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:50pm Skirkie:

Gee, you tried to get rid of your cat after he tried to murder you?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:50pm Danne D:

I already did the story about the bull chasing my cousins up a tree.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:51pm Danne D:

I thought this was the squirrel guy
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:51pm G:

@steve: I was saying they haven't been talking about bailing on the topic the whole show. That's above average :)
  Fri. 2/1/13 6:52pm Blame Alaska:

A friend's daughter had joined them on a cruise from Vancouver BC to Alaska. She decided to take a jog after hanging out in Ketchican. Idiot girl runs (literally) into a grizzly while running on a trail near town and rather than curling up into a ball, decides to run away. The bear gave chase and bit her on the ass. Not only bit her, but picked her up by the ass and finally dropped her after getting bored I guess. Idiot girl crawls back to town.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:52pm steve:

oh right, youre right!
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:52pm Caryn:

Oh yeah, when I moved into a newly renovated apartment, big spiders would come out of the fireplace on a regular basis. Once, an unusually big, hairy spider crawled out. I freaked and tried to find a big enough magazine or book to swat it with, and it managed to disappear somewhere. I spent the next several hours looking for it, only to have it jump out at me from behind a curtain. Cue screaming and panicked flailing with the yellow pages. Squished the spider in the end, but that thing was huge.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Next week's topic - Animal rescue stories.
Avatar Fri. 2/1/13 6:54pm JoeyCee:

everyone should do a search for this American life squirrel story...in fact
www.youtube.com...
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:55pm steve:

do they not have caller id?
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

This week's project - Hire a call screener.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:55pm Danne D:

Gotta cut to the chase people - Frangry otherwise thinks you're the squirrel man
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:55pm Skirkie:

Wrong time for answering machine guy.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:55pm robyn:

hahaha, i like the pushback from this guy.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:56pm Danne D:

Merchant Marines are the funniest people in the world.
Real Talk.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:56pm G:

@Caryn: it probably weighed under half an ounce :)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:57pm Frangry:

Most call in shows screen, we do not. A plus is the quick pace of the show, a negative is the amount of prank calls.
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:57pm Skirkie:

Lion pee Lion pee
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:57pm Frangry:

BYE WEIRDOS
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:58pm Danne D:

Have a good night :)
Thanks for a great show Frangry and FoodBed :)
Bye Weirdos :)
Bye FoodBed :)
Bye Frangry :) <333
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:58pm G:

Radio call in without a screener is picking up hitch hikers (as an old radio hand said in the 1980s)
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 6:59pm Caryn:

Bye weirdos!
And go Niners!
Avatar    Fri. 2/1/13 7:08pm robyn:

have a good weekend weirdos
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