STEPPIN' OUT MAGAZINE (5.23.01)

RADIO DEEJAY SPINNING
& BREAKING RECORDS
By MARY HUHN

May 26, 2001 -- TALK about extended play - New Yorker Glen Jones will spin discs for more than three days straight in his attempt to break the world deejaying record this weekend at the Jersey City-based radio station WFMU.

The current record of 73 hours, 33 minutes, has been held by the U.K.'s Greig Daines since September 2000.

"I wanted to do something special, something grand," Jones told The Post, adding that the weekend-long session is a throwback to another age - the '50s and '60s - when such marathons were a radio staple.

Jones, who got the idea after hearing about a Malaysian deejay's attempt to break the same record, hit the airwaves yesterday with "Impossible Dream" at 7 a.m. He must remain on air until 10:33 a.m. Monday, but he's determined to hang in a few hours longer.

Jones, 39, will switch from his usual meat and mashed potatoes to a low-carb, high-protein diet with lots of fruits and vegetables for the weekend.

"I'm overweight and a heavy smoker," he says. "I'm not the best physical specimen, but I'm incredibly stubborn and have great will power. I hope what is required is great mental strength, not physical."

Two crew members have been enlisted to keep Jones "amused, awake and alert."

"They're under instructions to keep me awake at all costs, even if it requires them slapping or berating me," he says.

As dictated by the Guinness rules, he's allowed only one 15-minute bathroom break every eight hours, can't play songs longer than six minutes and/or shorter than two minutes, and cannot allow any guests to speak more than one minute uninterrupted by Jones.

Besides tuning in to WFMU at 91.1 on the FM dial, curious listeners can stop by the station (43 Montgomery St., Jersey City) for a visit on Sunday afternoon - or catch Jones on www.fmu.org.

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DJ, Kearny native goes for world broadcast record

05/26/01

By Beatriz Rivera-Barnes
Journal staff writer

It was Friday at 9 a.m. on the dot that WFMU DJ Glen Jones began his marathon radio broadcast.

The 39-year-old Kearny-born New York resident is attempting to break the Guinness Book World Record for marathon DJ broadcast of 73 hours and 33 minutes that is currently held by Greg Daines of the United Kingdom.

To succeed, Jones must stay awake and continue broadcasting at least until 10:33 a.m. on Monday.

The rules set by the Guinness Book of World Records for broadcasting are as follows: no song can be shorter than 2 minutes or longer than 6 minutes; and invited guests may not speak for over a minute without Jones chiming in.

By 10 a.m., only an hour into his marathon, Jones' eyes already seemed a bit glassy. When asked if he had gotten a good night's sleep the night before, he replied that he had gone to bed at 11 p.m. and had gotten a phone call from NBC's Today Show a little before 1 a.m. and hadn't managed to get back to sleep.

"I was too anxious," he said right before the song ended. "It's 10:18 May 25th and look at me!" Jones said to his listeners, "I am the last man standing. I will be the last man standing tonight, and tomorrow night, and Sunday night," said the tired-looking DJ.

"Oh, he always looks tired," said station spokeswoman Michelle Gutenstein.

Now approaching its 15th year, the Glen Jones Radio Programme regularly broadcasts Sundays from noon to 3 p.m. on WFMU and its affiliate stations, as well as worldwide over the Internet.

"He does '60s and '70s AM radio type spanning of genres and covers all facets of pop music," said Scott Williams, volunteer director of WFMU. "He and his co-host X. Ray Burns like to refer to themselves as Two Fat Boys from Kearny."

WFMU is a free-form radio station that has been in existence for over 43 years. The listening range covers the five boroughs of New York City and northern New Jersey (on 91.1 FM), much of New York's Orange County and Hudson Valley region (on 90.1 FM).

The idea for a Guinness Book of World Records originated in the Guinness Brewery founded in Dublin, Ireland in 1759 by Arthur Guinness. But it wasn't until 1951 that Sir High Beaver, the managing director at the time, came up with the idea of a book answering questions such as: which is the fastest game bird in Europe?

Always on the lookout for new promotional ideas, Sir Beaver had in fact gotten into a heated argument concerning the fastest game bird. That was the beginning of the Guinness Book of World Records that has sold over 80 million copies throughout the world.

© 2001 The Jersey Journal.

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AP-NJ--Longest Broadcast

D-J sets to break longest broadcast record

(Jersey City-AP) -- It's all-Glen all the time on a Jersey City radio station. W-F-M-U FM air personality Glen Jones is spending Memorial Day weekend trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records for the longest broadcast.

Jones began at nine this morning and must stay on the air until at least 10-30 Monday morning to top current record-holder Greg Daines of Britain. Daines broadcast for 73 hours 33 minutes.

The rules say no song can be shorter than two minutes or longer than six. Guests can't talk for more than one minute without the 39-year-old chiming in.

Jones has asked former boxer Chuck Wepner, Eddie Brigati of "The Rascals" and disc jockeys Dan Igram and "Cousin Brucie" Morrow to call in during the marathon.

May 25, 2001

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If all goes as planned, WFMU Sunday afternoon DJ Glen Jones will soon find his name sandwiched between The Longest Time Spent in a Tree winner (an Indonesian man named Bungkas climbed into a tree in 1970 and has been there ever since) and The Most Hopscotch Games in 24 Hours victor (Ashrita Furman from the United States completed 434 games). Beginning Friday, May 25 at 9 a.m., at the station in Jersey City, Jones will attempt to break the Guinness Book World Record for The Longest Radio DJ Marathon. The current record, 73 hours and 33 minutes, was set by Greg Daines of the United Kingdom on Labor Day weekend 2000. To beat him, Jones must remain on air through Monday, May 28 at 10:33 a.m. That means staying awake for the entire Memorial Day weekend.

The idea was conceived of six months ago when Ken Freedman, WFMU's station manager, sent Jones a news wire about a DJ in Malaysia who had attempted to break the record. At the bottom of the note Freeman had written, "Get training."

"I think he was joking," Jones said last week. "But I called him immediately and told him I was dead serious." "I didn't mean it," Freedman corroborated. "But it's always been his dream to die on the air, and this is the fastest way to do it."

Not just anyone can be anointed The Longest Radio DJ Marathon winner. Guinness has established a specific set of rules. No song can be shorter than two minutes, or longer than six minutes. Invited guests cannot talk for longer than one minute without Jones chiming in. Although past contenders have had the luxury of a 15-minute break every hour for news, and eight minutes for commercials, WFMU is a public station with neither news nor advertisements. Guinness also insists that there be two witnesses on site at all times.

Jones will also have two crew members on site at all times, whose jobs will be to "keep Jones awake at all cost."

The Guinness Book of World Records was the brainchild of Sir Hugh Beaver, the managing director of Dublin's renowned Guinness Brewery, famous for their frothy porter stout. In the early '50s, after a heated debate about the fastest game bird in Europe, Beaver came up with the idea of publishing a book filled with trivia. Along with the The Longest Radio DJ Marathon winner, the book lists other minutia like the most valuable painting (Vincent Van Gogh's "Portrait of Dr. Gachet" sold at Christie's for $82.5 million on May 15, 1990) and the most prison transfers (beginning in 1971 and ending with his death in 1998, Doyle Conkline was transferred 117 times between 53 prisons).

What kind of person tries to break a Guinness Book World Record?

Last week, a brief phone conversation with Jones, who, when he's not on spinning records at WFMU works as a radio producer at Court TV, revealed a calm and contemplative character.

"I'm not doing this because I'm competitive," Jones explained. "It's the chance to do something special, something grandiose for radio - old style. It' the kind of stunt they would have done in the'50s."

Jones has been a DJ at WFMU - that's 91.1 on your FM dial - for 15 years. Combining eclectic rock 'n' roll with irreverent chit chat, "The Glen Jones Radio Programme" usually airs on Sundays from noon to 3 p.m. For the Memorial Day weekend's protracted program, Jones has been putting together a play list of over 1,000 songs, specifically selecting tunes about sleep, dreams and time passing. He has also lined up some special guests for the show including legendary DJs Cousin Brucie, Joe Franklin, Meg Griffin, the former Young Rascals member Eddie Brigati, and the boxer Chuck Wepner.

"[Jones] has a track record of doing crazy stunts," said Freedman. "He's set himself on fire on air, he's been lowered from a balcony, and I once shaved his head on stage at a [WFMU] record fair. We're always wondering how he's going to top himself. I guess this is the ultimate stunt."

According to Freedman, before agreeing to endorse the stunt, the radio station researched the possible side effects of three days without sleep.

"One guy stayed up for 11 days," said Freedman. "It was part of a study. He was surrounded by sleep researchers, and they found no ill effects."

Jones, who usually sleeps between seven and eight hours a night, has been riding his bike to work in order to train for the quest. Other than that, he said, there's not much he can do. "There are no smoke and mirrors," he said. "I'm just trying to get myself mentally prepared. Trying to get psyched up for it."

Many years ago, when he worked at a recording studio, Jones once stayed awake for 36 hours. "But that was when I was much younger," he said.

He continued, "I expect it to hurt and I expect to be in physical pain. But there's no way that I'll allow myself to walk away. If I did I would be inconsolable. I'm scared - but I refuse to fail."

Freedman, the instigator, also expressed his supreme confidence. "He's either going to break the record or die trying."

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In recent weeks there has been much buzz regarding WMFU DJ Glen Jones' announcement that he would attempt to break the world record for longest continuous radio broadcast on Memorial Day weekend 2001. What? You're not hip to totally 100% listener-supported, ad-free, free-form WFMU, David Lee Beowulf's favorite radio station? Well, let me clue you in: if you live in the New York City extended family, you should keep your dial tuned to 91.1 or 90.1. Otherwise you're... No you're not! They offer a live radio stream, so get yer self on over to WFMU's Audiostream and expand your universe! The current tag for The Glen Jones Radio Programme is that it's "The real life alternative radio show where a zonked pair of New Jersey fat boys mix Led Zeppelin with Sinatra while ranting about wrestling and the unmentionable." Take it from me, that's about the size of it. Oooh, boy, it's rough, but I'm a dedicated listener; he and semi-straight man X-ray Burns provide me with my needed fix of has-been Top-40 and crooning once a week... Glen's show goes live on Sundays, nestled between Jeff Sarge's Reggae Schoolroom and Bill Kelly's Teenage Wasteland (that would be garage, punk; real rock and roll). Billed as "The Last Man Standing," restless New Jersey native Glen Jones will begin broadcasting on Friday, the 25th of May, 2001, and end who knows when.

If ever a man deserved to be heard by the entire world, certainly Glen Jones is somewhere in the pack. Being a WFMU freak, I was contacted by his agent and the hook up was successful. Jones even treated me to a Buffalo burger at a midtown diner for lunch!

That's a great tie!

Thanks! Can I have your autograph? (Jones signs the latest issue of WFMU's program guide, the Lowest Common Denominator, over an article detailing the excruciating training regimen necessary for breaking the radio record.) I must caveat this interview with my mention that your radio show is most problematic for me. I dig your between-song ranting, or rather, the show itself, rather than the songs. But it's the only WFMU show my girlfriend can listen to! She knows all the songs you play and sings along! Thus, I have a new reason to listen to your show. She wears earplugs at night when I'm listening to Bill Zebub...

Sounds like you've found a perfect match!

Please tell me your history with the station, to begin...

It's a rocky one. I started in June of 1986, started doing mornings. I had a job where I could get off during the day and they needed a morning person so I told my boss I'd quit if I couldn't have mornings off so I could do the shift. Basically, I did a similar show to what I do now, I'm not the most loved DJ there butŠ

That's your appeal!

Well, a lot of people weren't too crazy about me when I started playing "Kung-Fu Fighting."

A ten-year offset... Was your partner X-ray Burns with you when you started?

He joined me in 1995 or so.

Is he officially a DJ at WFMU?

No, he's part of my show. I'm the one who has to answer to the powers that be.

So if he curses, you're the one who gets in trouble...

Right. I've mostly been in trouble for smoking cigarettes and drinking beer in the studio, though.

I saw you at the record fair with X-ray Burns dressed in that costume...

The Louis XIV attire?

That'd be it... Seriously, though, your show is unique in that you don't necessarily play music associated with "free-form" radio. But on the other hand, you can play whatever you want.

I consider it free-form. It's just that my ideals of music are different than the next guy's, and that's what free-form is, really. They give a guy a three-hour block and he can...

...howl like a maniac and play lots of Frank Sinatra?

Yeah.

The endeavor: the current record is 73 hours and 33 minutes... That's about two weeks.

How do you figure?

Oh, I'm thinking in terms of eighty-hour work weeks. Hmmm, right, that's about four days.

Yeah.

You're going to actually do this.

Yes.

You have been training?

I'm going to it through sheer will.

The photos of you in training are pretty impressive. You're drinking some concoction that requires putting a fish in a blender and smoking constantly...

The smoking constantly will keep me awake.

What are you going to smoke?

Tobacco. I can't bring myself to try anything during the show as I'm afraid it'll tire me out.

Good point, but have you looked into any special high-nicotine cigarettes? Like a "Jolt Cola" of cigarettes? Are there "Jolt Cigarettes"?

I haven't thought about that. Too much nicotine will flush me anyway. As a smoker, after a while it starts to weigh you down.

When will you start this?

Friday the 23rd of May, at nine AM.

As far as the other DJs go, the station will sacrifice a lot of shows. Will there be guest appearances?

There will be and there won't be. Those shifts were given up for this event. Even JM in the AM [A morning show of Jewish music, current events discussion, etc.].

Wow! That's pretty impressive.

It's pretty impressive, but it's a Jewish holiday anyway.

When did you come up with the idea for this?

About seven months ago, Station Manager Ken Friedman e mailed me a wire copy story of some DJ that stayed on the air for a very long time and attempted to break the record. And Ken wrote to me in his message "get in training." I think he was kidding, but I picked up the phone right away and told him at the office that I was serious and thought I could do this. He then presented the idea to the staff, letting them know that they'd have to pre-empt their shows. They allowed it and we started planning.

How long do you think you'll go? 73 hours and 34 minutes?

No, I'm going to try and take it a full day after that, just because, if I'm going to break it, I might as well try and make it stand. I'll be happy if I make 73/33, because that's the record, but I would like to make an additional 24 hours.

I heard Keith Richards once stayed awake for nine days straight.

Did he really? Was he on all kinds of amphetamines and stuff?

I doubt it; he's Keith Richards. Hmmm, you're right, probably. I think he was "waiting for his man" for nine days. He didn't recommend it to anyone in the interview where he confirmed this feat.

I also would imagine that he didn't plan it. It just sort of happened.

Good point, he's an amazing guy.

Oh yeah. And he's still alive and he looks great.

What will you be doing during the broadcast? Is it going to be The Glen Jones Radio Programme for the entire time, or what?

It'll be a variation of the Glen Jones show. It'll be the Glen Jones show because I'm on the air, but it won't be the traditional format that I do. I can't mix music. I have to come on between every song and announce each song. I can't do sets.

Is that a rule set forth by Guinness?

Yep. So I won't be doing my usual show.

Can you kick in with "In a Gadda Da Vida"?

I can't do it! The songs have to be under six-and-a-half minutes!

Have you already picked all the songs?

I hope to go in there with an idea with a list of most of them because I think I'm going to lose the power to think at some point and I'd better have stuff prepared.

What's the longest you've ever stayed awake?

Probably like 36 to 40 hours. I used to work in a recording studio where we'd do overnights and 24-hour sessions with no problem.

Who with?

I worked with everyone from Mick Ronson to Ian Hunter to Bonnie Tyler, Nelson (sons of Ricky) -- they were pretty cool; it was a world-class recording studio. I was little league, I was a gopher, but I had to be there the whole time.

What kind of training have you been doing other than putting fish in blenders and drinking the mess?

I didn't actually drink the fish. I did tongue it as I was holding it, though. Mostly mental training, thinking about it, thinking about how I'm going to do it. Researching things that might help. Someone told me that pure oxygen is good. Like, they pump oxygen into casinos to keep people awake and gambling. So I was thinking about trying to get an oxygen tank. Physically, I'm in terrible shape, but I've been riding my bike to work every day, but I don't know how that helps.

You get to work faster.

Yep, it's fun, too. I really enjoy it.

Do you have to keep playing songs or can you talk as long as you want and rant and rave.

There don't seem to be any limitations on how long you can talk, so I think I can talk as long as I want. I think there will be times when I just say the name of a song in between records and times when I talk as long as I want.

How much renown do you think there is for WFMU and your show since you're on the Web?

It's hard to say, WFMU doesn't get ratings, you never really know... I get a lot of fan mail and recognition when I meet people. I get e-mail from all over the country. A lot of transplanted FMU listeners. I think it's word of mouth that's helped us a lot.

What kind of press coverage will you have?

I just did an interview with The New York Times, that's why I was late.

Who did it? Jon Parales?

Steve somebody, he does the New Jersey section. It'll get picked up on the wires.

What planning have you done?

Well, a lot of stuff like getting "handlers" to help keep me awake. [NOTE to readers: they're looking for help! Go to the Web links above and check it out!]

You're allowed that?

Yeah. We have a crew of people. The DJs that I pre-empted have pretty much volunteered to come in and slap me around to keep me awake. So things like that, trying to gather together a list of songs, talking to medical people. A lady I know works at a sleep depravation center. So I can try to figure out what to expect. Trying to get psyched for it.

How do you get psyched for your regular show?

It's just kind of a patter each week. I reflect on it then I immediately start getting ready for the next one. I'm very passionate about the show, so it's very easy to get psyched for it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, when he would train calves with Franco Columbu, in preparation for a big Mr. Olympia contest, they had an oxygen tank with them. They'd inhale between sets to keep them going for five hours.

The more I think about it, the more I think I'll get a tank.

Are you a SCUBA diver?

Not yet.

You do know that oxygen is explosive...

Yes.

So if you smoke while you've got the oxygen going, you'd have a big problem.

I'd go up real good.

That would be an interesting angle to all this. You might not make the record book for world's longest radio show, but...

"I can only do this trick once..."

Do you think you'd do this stunt if you were still in the East Orange, NJ studio?

Yeah, one thing about radio is that it doesn't matter where you are. You could be on a mountain topŠ

I mean as far as the facilities go.

The facilities there would be better. There was a shower and stuff. There's no shower at the new studios.

I'm surprised. I've been to both and the new place is big enough you'd think it had a shower... Well, that would be a pretty short shower, anyway, since you have to talk between songs.

Yeah, I wouldn't have a lot of time.

You could wash half of your body or something.

Yeah, it would probably keep me awake, more than keeping me clean.

You could also broadcast from the shower. You could bring in a remote mic.

This is true.

You could smoke, too. They could make a T-shirt for the station of you in the shower, smoking a cigarette, being blown out of the roof due to the explosion caused by pure oxygen in the presence of sparks... The "Glen Jones Memorial T-shirt" or something like that.

Then you'd be finally rid of my music on Sunday...

Dude! Now don't get on me for that! I listen! I'm a listener! I can't turn off WFMU! What else is there to listen to, except my own record collection? I've been a listener for more than fifteen years! I never turn it off. Besides, your between-song banter is more than worth the agony of listening to the music you play. I mean, a DJ screaming like a madman really appeals to me. And besides, my girlfriend really digs your show, so it's not like I'm going to turn it off. I like all the shows, from JM in the AM to Music to Spazz By to...

[Fellow WFMU DJ] Dave the Spazz and I once did a show together called Elvis vs. Frank, where we screamed at each other, him Elvis and me Sinatra, between songs. It was basically two guys screaming at each other at the top of their lungs.

So when did you eventually migrate to Sundays?

1990, and I've been there ever since. I've been lucky to have the same slot for a long time. I think it's got a big following, too. Officially, it's open to schedule changes. It makes a nice fit between Jeff and Bill's shows.

It's the most eclectic day for WFMU, I think. Then you have Diane, who plays death metal. Then Stork, who has live noise bands, then Fabio, with recorded noise bands...

The station does a good job of shuffling around the music where it should be.

I think that's why you got a record donation of five hundred grand this year! How did you do, donation-wise? [That's true: WFMU received more than $500,000 in pledges from listeners during their two-week 2001 marathon.]

In one shift, I did $24,000; in two shifts, I made $34,000, which is phenomenal. A lot of it is due to this. We made an announcement that If I made $20,000 on this show, I'd attempt to break the Guinness record on Memorial Day weekend. And the listeners came through with $24,000! It was huge, amazing.

Will your regular job suffer with you being away during the broadcast?

I don't think so.

It'll be a weekend, anyway...

I work at Court TV.

Really? Are you a judge?

No, I work in the radio department.

Do you ever bring anything interesting from there into your show?

Once I recorded some publicly-accessible John Gotti soundbites, I used those, but they were filthy and I had to cut them.

I remember one of your shows years ago where all you played was samples of Jeff Spicolli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High going "You Dick"! You played it over and over again... Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?

There's not much else after Spicolli.

And there you have it, my friends. The words of a madman. Between you and me, I think Glen Jones is going to do it. However, I think he's going to die, or come as close to dying, as a result. Keep your dials and/or audio browsers tuned to WFMU this weekend, and for added kicks, they've archived all their past shows, and thusly, I recommend exploring to your heart's content. I wish Mr. Jones much success!

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NEW JERSEY D.J. TO ATTEMPT WORLD RECORD

JERSEY CITY, N.J. (Wireless Flash) -- The Memorial Day weekend won't be much of a holiday for one New Jersey disc jockey who will attempt to break a Guinness World Record.

Glen Jones of WFMU radio in Jersey City will attempt a 100-hour marathon broadcast in the hopes of beating the current world record of 73 hours and 33 minutes.

The 39-year-old Jones admits he has his work cut out for him because he's never stayed up longer than 36 hours. In addition, WFMU is commercial-free and has no news department so he won't be able to catch a breath during ads or news reports.

Jones claims he's been training for the event for the past six months and is confident he'll be able to beat the record as long as he doesn't have to play his least favorite song, `We Built This City,' by Starship.
The marathon broadcast begins May 25th at 9 a.m. EDT and, if all goes well, will end sometime on May 29.

May 16, 2001

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