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Options March 4, 2020: The Soaking Of The Breckman! Call 800-989-9368

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How to Make Andy Breckman PAY: Make your pledge online or via 800-989-9368 during the four minute soaking period which will take place from around 6:15-6:19pm, but listen to the show live for the exact countdown to the soak.

Additionally, anybody calling a pledge in for $20 or more tonight will receive the punchline to this HILARIOUS joke, written by the Andy himself:

QUESTION: How is listening to WFMU like winning the lottery?

Call 800-989-9368 during the show for the side-splitting punchline.

And let's not forget the Seven Second Fatal Flaw Filtered Cigarettes: Anybody pledging $75 or more gets a starter pack of these exclusive smokes. Whether you're a long-term smoker, or you're just trying to get started, these are the ciggies for you!

Following the soaking tonight, we engage in the new annual tradition of Pass-The-Regrettable-Hat!

Below are the embarrassing baseball cap ideas that you the listeners suggested. For every $500 raised, the wearing of the awful hat switches back and forth from Andy to Ken and back again. Whereever we end up at 7pm, that is who has to wear the awful hat for an entire week.

I Need a Hug

Ask Me About my Explosive Diarrhea

Make America Great Again

Check Out my Wife's Rack!

I Love Driving High

FBI (Female Body Inspector)

Can I Give You a Dollar?

Obey Your Husband

I'd Love to Read Your Script

(A Pretty, Frilly Hat)

Warning: I am Coronavirus Positive



If we hit the last Coronavius hat, then the wearing of that hat goes back and forth between Ken and Andy until the strike of 7pm.

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:01pm subject:

will there be a wheel of fate?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What are the minutes for soaking Andy? Need to get my credit card ready.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Derp ... 6:15 - 6:19 as stated right on this playlist.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Michele with One "L":

We need your support!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm full metal monkey:

Hello Andy and Ken. What type of disaster do you have planned for tonight
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm JeremyB:

Can you soak Andy using the online widget?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Handy Haversack:

Ready to soak.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm fred:

I'm tempted to join for the first time ever
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Folsom:

I have my pledge locked and loaded for 6:15, just need to press submit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Cmurtha:

I want this I love Dick hat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm full metal monkey:

Well Ken almost had to drink his own urine earlier. So there’s that Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm fred:

What counts for the soaking? Time clicking "donate" or time completing the pledge?
Avatar 6:11pm dale:

my uncle phlegm was a heavy smoker. he was funny with that microphone up to his voicebox hole.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm melinda:

I just designated SSD as a recipient of part of my SFL forgetting that there is a specific time frame for soaking. Oh well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Handy Haversack:

3 years, 10 months, 22 days since I quit smoking -- gonna take that out on Andy.
Avatar 6:12pm dale:

i want it known that i give 30 something a month to the station and have since the 1990s, my lack of radio icon notwithstanding.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The relaxation tape for jerkoffs has been a popular premium this year. @fred - I think the pledge must be completed in the 4-minute time period to count. We can start the pledge before 6:15 so it's ready to go and complete by 6:19.
  6:13pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hello Ken and Andy and the gang!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Handy Haversack:

Hi, Boodz!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Folsom:

@dale I assume when you hit submit is when it gets registered
Avatar 6:14pm dale:

folsom - i had to pledge as a one timer for some reason the last two years. i was getting double billed on my credit card by the station.
  6:14pm Daybreak: The Marathon Man:

Michele with one L!
Don’t forget to remind everybody that there’s still time to donate to protect station manager Ken.
He gave away his hazmat suit! And the only way to protect him is through the urine treatment!!!

We’ve got to protect him!
He must drink his own Urine!!!
It’s the only way!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm melinda:

Look there's Vicki
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Juliette from Harding:

our call keeps disconnecting
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Asheville Jon:

SOAKED!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm JeremyB:

SOAKED ONLINE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Lizardner Dave 2:

This one's for Dong Sun!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm woj:

soak in proportion with the zingerosity!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Asheville Jon:

i sure wish we'd find out the total of the soaking.
Avatar 6:18pm dale:

how much will andy pay us NOT to soak him? 50 cents on the dollar is a good deal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Handy Haversack:

Soaked.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Handy Haversack:

I heard someone say "500 dollars"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm steveo:

If I was Michael Bloomberg, I would have called and pledged $100 Million.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Juliette from Harding:

Phone line busy then disconnecting....
....my husband is trying to renew his SFL during SOAK, and I am making an addition pledge, does this list count as asking us a place in the line.
So stressful I may need that fmu special cigarette
  6:22pm queems:

you’re welcome
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm steveo:

Fred from France and Francine from Fredine?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Handy Haversack:

Francine in Clifton FTW!
  6:23pm queems:

@handy LOL
Avatar 6:23pm dale:

right steveo? less of a waste than his half billion presidential bid...
Avatar 6:26pm Paul D:

whoop whoop!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm fred:

Andy should start a designer virus line. That would make him ever more popular
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm ultradamno:

Featuring the voice of Jon Lovitz: uncleandytoys.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Handy Haversack:

New Testament Cigarettes. I smoke them; *He* smokes them.
Avatar 6:28pm dale:

andy should have known lovitz's ship sailed after the critic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Handy Haversack:

You owe me that smoke, Andy. I am not gonna forget!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Asheville Jon:

oh andy, the losing a meal gambit is played out.
  6:29pm Food Caboose:

the one Ken supposedly couldn't read was soaking him
Avatar 6:29pm dale:

it's like banking on gallagher.
  6:29pm Marie:

Andy, there's always dumpster diving
Avatar 6:29pm flashbazbo:

C'mon people! Death way way way before dishonour! And that is expensive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm ultradamno:

When I smoked I only gave cigarettes to people who called them squares. What's the magic word? No, not please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Asheville Jon:

is there going to be the wheel of fate next week?
  6:29pm smartbunny:

Hey I named those cigarettes.
Avatar 6:30pm flashbazbo:

Sorry, that should be Death way way way AFTER dishonour.
Avatar 6:32pm Paul D:

I love watching the livestream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm St. Joe:

Andy is pretty talented; not Vince Gilligan talented, but....
Avatar 6:32pm dale:

smartbunny - i'm waiting for the fatal flaw 100s.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm melinda:

@Paul me too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Folsom:

So the soaking was $10000?
Avatar 6:32pm Paul D:

its fun
  6:32pm queems:

i’d rather wear a coronavirus hat then a maga hat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm JeremyB:

Soaking Total?
Avatar 6:33pm dale:

check out my wife's rack is kind of a me too movement declaration.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm ultradamno:

Can they put "only the funny rapes" (which I believe I heard earlier) on a hat for Andy?
Avatar 6:34pm smartbunny:

The Fatal Flaws have a filter? Boo. That's not nearly fatal enough.
Avatar 6:35pm smartbunny:

I'm still waiting for the Why Oh Why boxer shorts.
  6:36pm Marie:

was the "d" capitalized?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park:

No cheating by wearing some other hat over the 7SD hat.
Avatar 6:39pm Dr. Goot:

What's wrong with being an effeminate boy, Ken?
Avatar 6:39pm Fredericks:

The punch line is "Because most people never experience it."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Just tuned in. Is there music playing now and no talking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Sebastian:

can't wait for them smokes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm melinda:

@tim no they're talking
  6:40pm choggie:

I want one that reads, "Get a load of those getaway sticks!
"
  6:40pm Marie:

I like the FBI one the best
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Got it, I'm on track now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Sebastian:

what the hell, eight???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm St. Joe:

What a rip!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm melinda:

@Marie that one's funny
  6:45pm Sandy:

Here's another idea for a hat: "There's Pooh in my Socks"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Sebastian:

there are nine cigarettes in the picture, whatever happened to truth in advertising?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How do the federal excise taxes on the cigarettes get paid? Or are they exempt from that?
  6:46pm Marie:

Hi Melinda! Yeah :>)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Richard S:

Quick question: Do we really want to see the photo of Ken that's behind the Marathon Progress Bar?
Avatar 6:49pm smartbunny:

yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm St. Joe:

Maybe the cigs come in the complimentary mini-size packs you used to get when flying?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Handy Haversack:

Ken, not sure, but packs of cigarettes have state stamps on them, I think. These are probably resold cigarettes.

When NY taxes first really started going up on cigarettes, I spent a year or two ordering them from the Seneca Nation until Pataki forced the banks to stop honoring those transactions.

There were some AMAZING late-night commercials on that issue.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Cmurtha:

all men should have hats
  6:51pm Marie:

@Richard B: I bet it's a pic. of ken naked, as a baby
  6:52pm choggie:

FREE HAT!
  6:52pm Sandy:

Another hat idea: I Wish I had a Bosom"
  6:53pm choggie:

Sandy you need that hat that says who needs boobs when you have an ass like this
  6:54pm Sandy:

Yeah, right
Avatar 6:55pm Dr. Goot:

I believe the answer to the question is: "You don't want anyone else to know about it."
Avatar 6:55pm dale:

every brooklyn jew wears that hat now - what's the big deal andy?
  6:55pm choggie:

Booties last longer than boobies
  6:56pm Sandy:

Methinks it depends on the boobies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm ultradamno:

My sister used to be terrified of Soupy Sales. She would hide when he was on TV.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Asheville Jon:

YES!!!!! WHEEL OF FATE!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Sebastian:

whoop!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Folsom:

ok that is funny
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

TWIST ENDING~!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:01pm woj:

[[[[[OBEY]]]]]
  7:02pm Listener Robert:

That was the best "hot potato" since they started doing those.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:03pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

No kidding, that was an end for the ages!
  7:07pm Listener Robert:

Maybe "urine drink" will be on the Wheel next week. I'm always against physical hurting in these, but an occasional sip of urine is harmless. It'd be harmful only if you made it your regular beverage.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:08pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Robert, I will actually be at the studio next week, so it will be very exciting for me!
  7:09pm Listener Robert:

Aaron, you should have someone record a celebrity guest voice for your vocoder.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:09pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I will have a go to hell button on my ipad!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:17pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

No i wont im too nice
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