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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options March 11, 2020: Marathon Week Two: The Backwards Fundraiser (NOT!) Call 800-989-9368

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Normally, fundraisers are supposed to RAISE money. That's why they are called fundRAISERS. But no, Andy Breckman has other ideas. Andy has offered to donated another $2000 to WFMU, and as long as nobody calls the studio line tonight, that's how much he will owe. But for every person who wants to cost WFMU money, and become Andy's bff, call the studio line, tell us your name and town and $100 will be taken off of Andy's two grand tab.

If you want to actually HELP the station, then call 800-989-9368.

For every person who does call the 800 number, you will get the punchline to this fabulous joke:

What's the difference between WFMU and the Coronavirus?

And dont forget the Seven Second Delay Fatal Flaw cigarettes! Yours automagically, for a pledge of $75 or more:

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Ken and Andy  Seven Second Delay - Reverse Soak Edition   Options 0:00:00 (MP3 | Pop‑up)


Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Sebastian:

what the hell?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm ultradamno:

1mississippi2mississippi3mississippi4mississippi5mississippi6mississippi7mississippi.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm ultradamno:

Sorry for the delay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Sebastian:

why is SSD on, are we in Europe/America-Daylight-Savings-Limbo again already?
Avatar 6:03pm dale:

show the love, can't believe i through got.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm brainiac:

PLACE 7SD ON YOUR DO NOT CALL LIST
Avatar 6:04pm dale:

sebastian - yes indeedy.
Avatar 6:04pm Jim the Poet:

RADIO PURELL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Sebastian:

also: wasn't there a wheel of fate promised last week?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm PMD:

@Sebastian, you need to read the newsletter!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Sebastian:

@PMD: I thought I did...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm PMD:

Ah, no wheel of fate because Ken felt bad.
Avatar 6:06pm dale:

i knew creosote could save us all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm ultradamno:

Ugh...filters?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Tome:

bit.ly... , you can do it !<>!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm ultradamno:

Well, the president will address us tonight...that will calm everything down. That's what he's good at.
Avatar 6:08pm Jim the Poet:

Thank you, Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Sebastian:

right, there it is, I must have skipped that subconsciously...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm G:

Don't call? I can manage that somehow. And Andy needs a larger charitable tax deduction for 2020.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm brainiac:

CALL ANDY @(201) 536-9369
  6:12pm Listener Robert:

Ken didn't want to take a chance "Drink own urine" would come up on the Wheel of Fate.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Dave in Vermont:

this is not good
Avatar 6:13pm Jim the Poet:

This is going to be a disaster
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Dave in Vermont:

unplug the phone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Lovely. Next time, the chupacabra stays stuck in the chimney.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm PMD:

So to be clear you must give your name and location verbally, correct? If you don't, then it doesn't count. so you can call and say screw you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Sebastian:

This will teach Ken to feel bad for Andy and cancel the Wheel of Fate, maybe
Avatar 6:16pm Jim the Poet:

The tension is killing me
  6:16pm Listener Robert:

We all know Ken and Andy's love of both WFMU and each other is such that they wouldn't do this if they thought it had serious consequences.
Avatar 6:16pm dale:

the answer is 'no one wants to be in contact with wfmu.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm full metal monkey:

Foot massage show was great
Avatar 6:18pm dale:

can we get andy's take on weinstein's sentencing? is andy worried? did he have a casting couch?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm People Like Us:

you're welcome
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm brainiac:

Andy frequently gets mistaken for Weinstein on the street
  Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Andrew_in_WI:

.
Avatar 6:23pm dale:

herro miss vicki.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm G:

@braniac: Does Andy also use a fake walker or wheelchair?
Avatar 6:23pm Jim the Poet:

Hey Vicky
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Is there some way to make this a Double or Nothing kind of deal for the second half hour? Raise the stakes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm brainiac:

@G not that I know of, but members of his family do wear surgical masks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Sebastian:

I can't belive it, John McClane!!
Avatar 6:27pm modern blaze:

Station, should i call you? Andy's advice is needed!
  Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Andrew_in_WI:

Andy could call his own number 20 times <---- big brain thinking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Handy Haversack:

Yay, Vicki!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm brainiac:

Vicki is the best
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Sebastian:

so far, this isn't going as bad as expected
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Vicki sending that Brexit cash!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm People Like Us:

herro
  6:30pm Kiefer:

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

'They' were playing the _good_ "Monk" theme.
  6:31pm annette:

you are all over thinking this. if Ken or Andy calls you, just hang up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm People Like Us:

Someone just messaged the wfmu facebook saying "The difference is the corona virus will go away soon. " - let's hope so - call in now! And I hope er, that wasn't the answer to Andy's joke because that isn't FUNNY
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Jeff Beal wrote a composition that _sounds_ how autism and O.C.D. _feel_; Randy Newman wrote a song that sounds like Randy Newman cashed a cheque.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm G:

Saranac Lake -- capital of the Far Boonies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm brainiac:

Hey, that "Swag 4 Losers" guy sounds like Jon Leidecker!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Will the Sound Guy:

.......
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm People Like Us:

funnily enough I was just emailing Jon when you said that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm brainiac:

I hope he calls back
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Dave in Vermont:

Murakami, tell me more about this composition and how to find it, please.
  6:37pm Buddha of Suburbia:

hello folks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Handy Haversack:

Boodz!
  6:38pm johnzo:

they should do jew half jew or not jew again
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm Handy Haversack:

New Hampshire: not a town.
  6:39pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi ya Handy!
Avatar 6:39pm dale:

sgt bllko bad?
Avatar 6:40pm dale:

herro buddha.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm brainiac:

@Handy: Right! Michele should go back to the tape and reverse the call like an NFL ref
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm TIMPANDA:

this is wild
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park:

6:48 - Andy has lost the will to live.
  6:52pm flashbazbo:

You can’t get fmu from a toilet seat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm brainiac:

I heard Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith Show
  6:55pm Danne D:

Total Prank Call Victory!!!! :)
Avatar 6:56pm dale:

what's the difference? president trump thinks wfmu will be gone by spring.
Avatar 6:57pm dale:

"men are taken by me' says michele the kidnapper.
  6:59pm Colleen:

Haha...Hooraay Ken from Hyde Park!
  6:59pm Listener Robert:

Let's thank both of these very good sports.
Avatar 6:59pm Jim the Poet:

Great show you guys
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Sebastian:

this was OK, thanks guys - still wish the wheel of fate would come back!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Mister Dobalina:

Are we able to donate so that naked Ken image is covered up?
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