Buttocks Of The Spartan Dead: Ken's show

Listener comments!

This foolish game, oh it's still the same
The notes go flyin' off in the air
And don't you believe it's true, the music is all for you
It's really all we've got to share
Cause rockin' and-a rollin', it's - it's only howlin' at the moon

8:53am Okasa:

And then there were four.

♥ 8:56am melinda:

Morning Ken and others!

8:58am Michael:

Could have sworn there were pigeons over there...

♥ 9:01am Handy Haversack:

Morning! Glad tomorrow still has parties.

9:01am Aaron working in Newark:

Good morning SMK

9:01am Davee:

Squeeze the cat!

♥ 9:01am Hugo (NL):

Hello Ken and fellow listeners! Can you play some Monty Python in honor of Terry Jones?

9:01am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

STAYSH!!! im wide awake this time! not going to miss thus show

9:02am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Ken such a cool way to start the show whoa!

9:02am F߃F߃ (:

Good morning, Ken and other good people

9:02am Colin in Durham, England:

THREE HOURS OF ATP COVERS! I’m in

9:02am Terry in DE:

Send in the Cluns .

9:02am LiXiviated Life:

Ahh. That’s it

♥ 9:02am Hugo (NL):

Hehe Colin's suggestion would be nice as well!

9:03am Listener Bop Monroe:

omg this is f'g AWESOME!!!!

sunday's clon!

9:03am Snoochienucci:

morning staych and all!

9:03am John from Florham park:

@Rachel in case you missed my post I said I guess rose is getting quite the musical education

♥ 9:03am Strandlund:

Go Staysh, GO!!

♥ 9:03am David (in London):

Greetings all.

9:04am Terry in DE:

love this. i lower my voice an octave and sing along.

♥ 9:05am Ken From Hyde Park:

I trust you're in touch with their agent, Reuben Kincaid, to have them perform in Monty Hall, not on a school night.

9:05am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

OMG those are bagpipes!!! wow

♥ 9:05am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Mr Jones was a worthy man. Something Welsh or history-oriented to honour him? Maybe something of Mr Cale's?

9:05am peapod Ross:

Poopy flute has really worked on their skills

9:06am John from Florham park:

@david hello from your president

♥ 9:06am Handy Haversack:

This track and the vocal version have been getting a good amount of FMU play since NYE. We have no evidence that parties can happen in the 2020s without it.

9:06am Rachel Bo Bachel:

John from FP I should have kept her home from school so she could’ve heard that bagpipe all tomorrow’s parties though :/

9:06am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

wait a minute staysh? i thought youd start with "the holy bomb" and "the devine fallout"

9:07am Patty D:

Big Blood with yet another amazing song.

♥ 9:07am Handy Haversack:

new album!

9:07am John from Florham park:

@Rachel bummer that rose is missing all this great music

♥ 9:08am ccc:

jeez another new big blood album?

9:09am Rachel Bo Bachel:

This Big Blood song is making want to cry and also it reminds me of the losing end by Neil Young. In other words, I love it

9:09am peapod Ross:

Gorgeous

9:09am F߃F߃ (:

I'm so worried no one here has thought about the obvious tribute song, also about the baggage system retrieval they got at Heathrow.

♥ 9:09am steveo:

Good morning, Ken. Good to be here. Are you like me in that if I'm not actively listening to music I constantly have an earworm, usually some insipid pop song from when I was a teenager. Today it was a pretty good bluesy Rolling Stones song whose title and lyrics I don't remember. Sorry I missed the bagpipes.

♥ 9:09am David (in London):

@John, Mr President. You may have noticed that the great seal of the 19am Society in the Main Hall has been polished.

9:10am John from Florham park:

@David in London yes I have that you

9:10am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

im getting my GED diploma today:)

9:10am John from Florham park:

I mean thank you sorry

9:11am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

steinski vs mass media

♥ 9:11am Roberto:

RIP Terry. He liked traffic lights.

9:11am Davee:

He hated traffic lights too

♥ 9:12am Webhamster Henry:

Poor Terry! He was so sick the past few years.

♥ 9:13am Nick S.:

RIP Terry Jones. Thanks playing this again.

9:13am The illuminated Void:

thank you terry for all the laughs

9:14am Listener Bop Monroe:

looking at the Terry signed picture of the 5 pythons the gf got at the premiere of holy grail on the kitchen wall.

♥ 9:14am ratso:

RIP, Terry.

♥ 9:14am David (in London):

He's got me worrying about Heathrow now too.

9:15am Dave from Brooklyn:

Damn! I miss the Pythons of Monty so much.

9:16am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Phillip congrats that’s so great!

♥ 9:17am crateslinger:

@Listener Phillip in the Bronx - Congrats on that. My wife got her GED when she was 24 and now she's a captain in the fire department with her own office and staff.

♥ 9:17am Roberto:

I went through Heathrow just last November. I didn't have to worry about the baggage retrieval system since we didn't check any bags, but dang, it takes a long time to find one's way out of that behemoth.

♥ 9:18am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I was an insecure kid stuck in my room _decades_ ago. I left it because I needed more education, more money, cats, and a spouse. Having got a wife, a couple of cats, enough money to likely last the rest of my life, and Internet-based educational and music resources, I'm going to stay in my room, because apart from those things the outside world is rubbish.

♥ 9:18am crateslinger:

I graduated early with straight A's and now I'm basically unemployable. Good luck!

♥ 9:19am Roberto:

Murakami, we all could use MOAR KATZ.

9:21am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

i got expelled from catholic school back in 1983.

♥ 9:21am David (in London):

@Murakami. A decent plan probably, though I recommend leaving the house once a decade for some fresh air and a stretch of the legs.

♥ 9:21am -Ken:

morning folks. Im really sad about the baggage retrieva; system at Heathrow. There will never be another one like it. Also I had my horn removed a few days ago. I wanted to have the surgery on the air but I now realize, it would not have been a good idea.l

9:22am mouskowitz:

the horn's gone? surely the tail remains...?

9:22am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

the principle said tp my mom id be either dead from drugs or in jail. neither happned:)

9:22am Snoochienucci:

nice tunes this morning Ken boi!

♥ 9:22am David (in London):

Kenmeister - Have they shown any movement on allowing you to take your growth home with you?

♥ 9:22am crateslinger:

O he of little faith

♥ 9:23am -Ken:

No. I begged. I pleaded. But they wouold not let me take my horn home.

♥ 9:23am -Ken:

@mousekowitz: I AM THE TAIL

♥ 9:23am Roberto:

Philip, I used to teach GED way back when. I trust you're a better student than most of the ones I was working with :P

♥ 9:24am melinda:

mum is good winter music

9:24am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Ken, do I ask to much or are you able to point me to where I can acquire a recording of insecure kids by big blood? I feel like I need to listen to it about 500 more times and I don’t see it on bandcamp! D:

♥ 9:25am David (in London):

@Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy - There's still time if you really apply yourself.

♥ 9:25am crateslinger:

I did both the drugs and the jail. Both sucked. But at least jail helped me stay out of jail - if that makes any sense.

♥ 9:25am PigeonsAndRust:

I'm thinking too late, staircase wit and all, but what if you had told them it was a religious obligation to keep all your body bits, much the same way some Native American tribes went out of the way to bury fingernail clippings and stray hairs?

♥ 9:26am Handy Haversack:

@Rachel Bo Bachel, here's the LP: feedingtuberecords.com...

Didn't see it yet in the Free Music Archive, but the release date is Feb. 2020.

♥ 9:26am -Ken:

@RachelboBachel - the new Big Blood LP is on vinyl. You might need to mail order it.

9:27am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

@roberto was a 12 week course. i finished it in 5 weeks.

♥ 9:27am -Ken:

@Pigeonsandrust - they never wouldve beliebed me. At least they took some pictures of it on the way out, but nobody would ever want to see those.

♥ 9:28am PigeonsAndRust:

I hope that means you're going to post them on the playlist!

♥ 9:28am dave wuz here:

in russia horn removes you

♥ 9:29am PigeonsAndRust:

Dave's not here, he's on the playlist, over there

9:29am F߃F߃ (:

ALICE THE SEAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!

♥ 9:30am Phillippe Bastille:

Good morning

9:30am The illuminated Void:

handy thanxs for link. missed that song listening now

♥ 9:30am Roberto:

You go, Philip!

♥ 9:30am -Ken:

@Pigeons, no, they are too horrible. Nobody wants to see that. It's really nasty

♥ 9:30am steveo:

vaguely recalling some kind of marathon regarding this song;;;

9:30am Wayne from Letterkenny:

How are ya now? Sorry to hear you had to have your horn removed there bud, that's a true loss.

♥ 9:31am Roberto:

Oops I mean Phillip.

9:31am jan:

Just came back from LA- while waiting for plane- applied for the United Airlines APP- security question asked about favorite musical instrument- one choice was nose flute.

♥ 9:32am -Ken:

@Wayne, thanks dude. feels like i was raped by an ostrich

♥ 9:32am steveo:

can't remember. there was a "slow covers" set in 2012 though

♥ 9:33am adampsyche:

hey listener phillip congratulations! ken, this is a lovely show.

♥ 9:33am David (in London):

@jan - what did you pick?

9:33am Dave from Brooklyn:

Ken ,sorry about your loss of a protrusion,but none of us are quite as horny as we once were.

9:33am morphe':

Ken, thanks for the easy entree into the Madrid eve....
bad day
pressure man..
(Arnan en Bklyn y wee Simon here) so I was worried
about the transition... Lovely seguel ...
ps simon saw a photo of you and said:"Daddy..I did not know Ken is as old as you...) True story.. If i grow a bit of hair and wear my glasses. ... gemelos...)
Thanks Ken and all...
Arnan, Simon y mini (slave) t

9:33am Diezel Tea:

Hey kids and Kenny. This is one of your more listenable sets so far. Interesting.

♥ 9:33am Rich in Washington:

That gif.

♥ 9:34am Phillippe Bastille:

Congrats Phillip!

♥ 9:34am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken, you mean, allegedly, right?

♥ 9:34am Roberto:

You heard it, Ken, your sets are becoming more listenable. You'd better keep an eye on that.

9:34am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

took 37 years! but better late than never:)

♥ 9:35am Roberto:

Back when I taught GED, the school gave me a few sheets of paper and said "here, make 300 photocopies of this." We've come a long way (or have we?).

♥ 9:36am -Ken:

Yes, allegedly

9:36am Snoochienucci:

@roberto some of us like the listenability lol @Ken hope you are doing well after your surgery!!!

♥ 9:38am Phillippe Bastille:

Agreed on the listenability. Enjoying the show today

9:39am jan:

@David- scheisse flute, of course!

♥ 9:40am David (in London):

@Jan - Of course, the greatest of instruments!

9:42am Marino:

Free format radio. Such a treat. Greetings from the Doetinchem (Netherlands).

♥ 9:44am Roberto:

That's too bad about the horn, now you're going to have to spring for a costume for the next Krampus special.

♥ 9:44am steveo:

was it a French horn?

9:44am teod:

maybe check the fuse box

♥ 9:45am Ken From Hyde Park:

Maybe the TLC (Terrible Life Choices?) network will have a show about people with horns.

♥ 9:45am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken, maybe you wanna take a close look at your doctor's diploma?

♥ 9:46am Andrew_in_WI:

Better beaver fever than that stuff you catch from Nugent

9:46am NorwegianChris:

HAHAHAHAHA

9:46am morphe':

hanks Ken and all ..
must go: child pick up...
Arnan, Simon y morphe'

9:46am The illuminated Void:

i have beaver fever for shore

9:47am The illuminated Void:

cant stop damning dam dam dam i am damned

♥ 9:48am steveo:

enjoying the R.B. deep trax

9:48am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Totally gonna pre-order the Big Blood LP- many thanks Handy and Ken!!

9:48am JakeGould:

Knda happy to be here late to the horn party.

♥ 9:50am Aaron Working In Newark:

Ken your show needs more Gorky Park, Jesus Jones and Spin Doctors.

9:50am JakeGould:

Blues Traveller!

♥ 9:50am AnAnonymousParty:

I went to the dam to see the dam man about getting some dam water. He asked me if I had a dam bucket to get some dam water. I said I didn't have a dam bucket. He told me I couldn't have any dam water without a dam water bucket to put it in, so I told him he could keep his dam water.

9:52am The illuminated Void:

love this song

♥ 9:52am Stashu:

You make me crack up! There is a funny person in the house and his name is Ken.

♥ 9:53am Handy Haversack:

Brix and the Extricated! Was just thinking I'd love to hear them.

♥ 9:54am Webhamster Henry:

Did the horn fairy leave you any money?

9:56am The illuminated Void:

i make it a point to spew on the internet. after all isnt that whats it for?

9:56am The illuminated Void:

was just using my yoga ball to stretch.. not like that gif

♥ 9:57am -Ken:

@Webhamster - No, the damn Horn Fairy passed me by.. the doctor wouldn't let me have the horn so all I have are my bizarro pics of the removal. And nobody wants to see those

9:57am JakeGould:

Head horn? Or back horn? Or a foot horn?

9:57am F߃F߃ (:

Handy,

Haven't told about it yet? Ken takes telepathic requests as well. You just need to think hard about what would you to hear next and Ken will deliver.

♥ 9:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

I'll bet the outtakes of the ball flip GIF are pretty painful.

♥ 9:58am Handy Haversack:

@F߃F߃ (, I have been thinking about those horn pix as hard as I can, but nothing yet!

9:59am dk50b:

Ken, you were only born with 1 horn? I thought us Jews all have 2.

♥ 10:00am -Ken:

Head Horn. No, I was only born with one. Please dont make me feel bad about not having been born with two.

10:00am JakeGould:

This is all very interesting.

10:02am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

God OOIOO is great

10:05am F߃F߃ (:

Yeah. OOIOO is great. Specially when they plagarise great songs from other artists.

10:05am Sputnik:

Haven’t heard Tuxedomoon in years. Nice.

10:05am James Douglas:

But who will portray Krampus next year???

♥ 10:05am βrian:

Those ducks are about to stage a bagpipe intervention.

10:06am F߃F߃ (:

Handy,

Let me show you how it is done. I'm thinking very hard for Ken not to EVER play that David Bowiesky's doing impressions track.

10:07am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Yes, Taiga was a great album.

♥ 10:07am βrian:

Have we heard from the gifted mouth harp player in a while? Olga?

♥ 10:09am Guido from Cologne:

One of my favourite Chrome tracks!
Dig the tape-edits!

10:09am F߃F߃ (:

Wait a minute..Is that you, my brother in arms, Dc Pat? I did not recognise you in that đ¢ ÞäŦ disguise!

10:09am blee:

CHROOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEE!!!

10:10am blee:

Agree, this Chrome song is crash your car on purpose good.

10:11am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Yessir, FOFO! I've been busy doing stuff.

♥ 10:11am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Izzat a Jorge original there next to Tuxedomoon?

♥ 10:12am Rev. Turnip Druid:

also: hello.

10:13am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Also, hello from me too. Haven't seen the Rev in literal years.

♥ 10:13am Rev. Turnip Druid:

DEE SEE PEE!

♥ 10:13am Handy Haversack:

F߃F߃ (, can your thinking undo the past? *That* would be quite the Marathon premium.

10:14am F߃F߃ (:

Ladies and gentlemen, a grand round of applause to DC PAT and with both hands for better effect!

♥ 10:14am -Ken:

@Rev, yes, that was a Jorge portrait done of me in better days.

♥ 10:16am βrian:

Unicorn weenie.

10:18am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Hanx.

10:18am F߃F߃ (:

Which songs from Ken's show would you like to remove from your past, Handy? Some songs you heard can be unheard. I speciallise in earworms.

10:21am Chi Bill:

Interesting Bird List Song, I kept hearing Devo Blockhead for the lyrics. Thanks Ken, great show!

♥ 10:21am βrian:

So ... a dodecatet, or what?

10:22am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Monkeys playing zither and bagpipes is drawing hypnotizing me..where'd that come from SMKen?

♥ 10:22am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Huge thanks to Ken & FMU for exposing the work of the great Jorge.

We just got a huge majestic black-velvet portrait done of our departed Gomez, and it is .... an EPIC thing.

♥ 10:24am -Ken:

@dc pat, that was a few Christmases ago..we had shrooms that year

♥ 10:26am Handy Haversack:

F߃F߃ (, I'll keep it all! Was just wondering if you could unhear the Bowiesky montage!

10:27am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Got it, thanks..

♥ 10:30am dave wuz here:

i am empowered to blow smoke up my own ass

♥ 10:30am David (in London):

Damn, I went away and missed the Chrome.

10:30am F߃F߃ (:

Unfortunately I can't unheard that David Bowiesky track. It already left a traumatic impression on me. Not even the power of the top 100 earworms can't get it out of my system.

10:32am Davee:

Love this song

♥ 10:32am Dominick:

Bless you Terry

10:32am Lewis:

RIP Terry Jones...

♥ 10:32am Roberto:

YASS Every Sperm! My favorite story about this is that director Jones basically blew the entire budget on this scene but didn't tell the producers about it until it was too late to do anything about it.

♥ 10:34am βrian:

Imagine what would happen if every one of those swimmers *were* successful!

10:34am Lewis:

Ya gotta love the big dance numbers!

10:34am Sam:

God I love this song. The closest thing to this today is probably South Park.

10:35am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

I took a first date to see this movie. BAD IDEA.

10:35am Bill W:

also dead: Nixon Plumber Bud Krogh

♥ 10:36am Strandlund:

RIP Mr. Creosote...

♥ 10:36am Roberto:

"Meaning of Life" was the first movie I saw in a theater after turning 17. When the guy at the window asked for my ID, I got all flummoxed until I realized, oh wait, I AM old enough to see this.

10:36am Okasa:

Henri Bergson? (Is the correct answer!) Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.

10:36am Sam:

But sir, it's only waaafer thin!

10:36am wfmu listener Phillip on little Italy the Bronx:

Love that song.

10:36am F߃F߃ (:

Let us not run out of Monthy Python tribute songs as there are still many surviving members.

♥ 10:37am Henry:

bucket, please

♥ 10:37am Roberto:

Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up.

10:37am Mark S:

This was the movie I saw the most people walk out of, dc pat

10:38am JakeGould:

This is very not safe for work.

♥ 10:38am David (in London):

I love the Gaston the waiter scene in Meaning of Life. There was always something about it that I found strangely moving.

10:38am Bill W:

@Roberto

LIFE OF BRIAN was my first solo R-rated movie

♥ 10:38am βrian:

"Bag balm saved my life."

10:39am Fletchernyc:

Huh

10:39am Sam:

I thought this was the Ball-free internet. I must have loaded it wrong.

10:39am Davee:

From sperm to teats to balls . . . brilliant

♥ 10:39am Roberto:

I actually went to see it with my dad but he went to the loo and said, you go buy the tickets. Oh, the pressure!

♥ 10:40am Thelud:

Swift recovery, Ken.

♥ 10:40am AnAnonymousParty:

Why is the piano standing up on end like that? Seems like it would be hard to play.

10:40am Bill W:

I can't reach my balls

♥ 10:41am -Ken:

Recovery?

10:41am Sam:

This is kind of like porn for the blind

10:41am Okasa:

...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

♥ 10:42am Thelud:

Prosthetics?

♥ 10:42am Stanley:

Fnarr, fnarr!

♥ 10:42am Dominick:

"Balls", said the queen. "If I had two I'd be king".

10:43am Fletchernyc:

I’m feeling tingly

♥ 10:43am βrian:

I recall a song that went something like "pass the udder udder over to my udder brudder."

10:43am Davee:

I have two said the prince and I'm not king.

10:43am F߃F߃ (:

Hey! I remember this BALLS song from primary school! Teacher used to sing a similar version "close your eyes while I touch your balls". Fond memories.

♥ 10:44am steveo:

but i don't have a husband

10:44am Davee:

do you have a shirt?

♥ 10:45am ratso:

More like fondling memories, amirite?

♥ 10:45am Roberto:

Wouldn't that be FONDLE memories?

♥ 10:45am Roberto:

lol ratso

♥ 10:45am steveo:

i have several shirts and they don't drink

♥ 10:46am northguineahills:

d'oh, missed OOIOO, but here for Raymond Scott!

10:46am Mister Dobalina:

Looking forward to this natural wine event at Monty Hall. Who knew FMU was so classy....

♥ 10:46am Webhamster Henry:

This Gold Flour Girl & Schlitz girl is clearly Dorothy Collins, Raymond Scott's one time wife.

♥ 10:47am Webhamster Henry:

This whistle is a potential bed music candidate.

♥ 10:48am (((Murakami Whywolf):

This puts me in mind of the "The Beef and Dairy Network" podcast. Their December edition explaining the pagan roots of our modern, Christianised but commercialised, Beefhead Day was an eye-opener.

10:48am Sam:

I thinks this calls for a goat scream

♥ 10:48am AnAnonymousParty:

Worst case of blue balls I've ever seen.

♥ 10:49am Ken From Hyde Park:

Raymond Scott sounds like Thurl Ravenscroft, but in a higher register.

10:50am Sam:

If you want to seduce a woman, make sure you compliment her hide. That's my expert tip.

10:50am Davee:

Take 4

♥ 10:50am People Like Us:

Ken - my song Whistle Song both has whistling and samples Monty Python's Always Look On The Bright Side of Life

♥ 10:50am хtina:

can't believe I heard Múm on the radio in 2020. Also RIP Terry Jones :( :( :(

♥ 10:50am Old Scrotum:

Have I found the right place, Vivian?

♥ 10:51am AnAnonymousParty:

@Sam, that's right and sing it loud, sing it proud, so everyone can hear.

♥ 10:51am northguineahills:

cool, Vicki!

....and what xtina said...

♥ 10:51am (Murakami Whywolf))):

David (in London):
Yes, it's a great scene—and at its end models the proper reaction to anti-Semitism or any other bigotry as well.

10:53am Fletchernyc:

Naphtha lighter fluid?

♥ 10:53am βrian:

Naptha is pretty nasty.

10:53am Davee:

Naphtha is used to remove horns on humans

♥ 10:53am PigeonsAndRust:

I still use Fels-Naptha soap!

♥ 10:54am AnAnonymousParty:

Naptha was moth balls way back when. When people liked to have a chemical odor about them.

♥ 10:55am Roberto:

It wasn't Alzheimer's, but a different form of dementia.

♥ 10:55am steveo:

The soap was originally created around 1893 by Fels and Company and was the first soap to include naphtha.

Naphtha made the soap effective for cleaning laundry and removing the allergen urushiol in poison ivy, but it was removed from the soap as a cancer risk.

♥ 10:55am Beast of Boonton:

Naptha is Ronsonal lighter fluid

10:55am Dean:

"[H]e had primary progressive aphasia, a neurological disease that impairs the ability to communicate." -- NYT obit

♥ 10:55am βrian:

Naptha ≠ napthalene

♥ 10:56am AnAnonymousParty:

"Makes your laundry smell as fresh as a new urinal cake."

10:57am Sam:

I love the smell of moth balls. It makes me think of my grandma.

10:57am Sam:

Why don't you prank call Andy tonight?

10:57am Dean:

You didn't get stripped of your rights. You waived them!

10:58am Sam:

News flash Ken: Your body is never your property.

♥ 10:58am βrian:

This is why folks travel overseas for medical treatment.

♥ 10:58am Henry:

post the pic, you horn teaser

♥ 10:59am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Some of the noises are the 'introduce air' move tea-tasters do in order to pick-up subtler flavours.

Naphtha[lene] is a petroleum derivative; the Fels corporation made (makes?) a soap of or with it. Naphtha is supposedly a good solvent for getting cannabinoids out of pot without getting too much chlorophyll or tar, but I can't verify that.

♥ 11:00am Hubig Pie:

Urinal cakes are known as "bos'n biscuits" in the maritime services

♥ 11:01am хtina:

@βrian nothing like booking a trip overseas, spending a day at a state of the art hospital, getting all of your routine bloodwork, body scans, and consultations done in one day and then you can hand all of your paperwork to a US doctor and watch their reaction.

♥ 11:01am AnAnonymousParty:

Careful how you talk about your horn: www.youtube.com...

11:01am F߃F߃ (:

people can keep their horns here in the UK I think the opposite only happens in the USA. I believe you guys even have to pay for calling an ambulance. HAAA!!!!

♥ 11:02am PigeonsAndRust:

I'm starting to get worried about my precious bodily fluids

♥ 11:02am Hugo (NL):

Hey Ken, your rockstar affirmations has one on quit smoking as well: www.youtube.com...

11:02am JakeGould:

Mahyke! Mahyke! Stop smoking.

11:03am F߃F߃ (:

It looks like the guy never smoked rotten maggots.

♥ 11:04am Roberto:

I'm not smoking, mom, I just want a Pepsi.

♥ 11:04am AnAnonymousParty:

Is this one of the new JUUL ads approved by the FDA?

11:05am ccc:

im cured of my smoking addiction but now i'm addicted to maggots

11:06am PersistanceOfVision:

and malt liquor!

♥ 11:06am David (in London):

@ccc - Are you a beagle?

♥ 11:07am Rev. Turnip Druid:

RIPPER for PREZ

♥ 11:07am PigeonsAndRust:

Perfect!

♥ 11:11am Hubig Pie:

...and remember, no fighting in the war room

11:12am Sam:

That dude is smoking his own eyes!

♥ 11:12am AnAnonymousParty:

This kinda had a Morton Subotnik groove goin' for a while, if there's such a thing as a Morton Subotnik groove.

♥ 11:13am Handy Haversack:

Antismoking segments make me miss smoking so much.

11:14am Sam:

This is your brain: A disgusting raw egg
This is your brain on drugs: A delicious omelette.
Any questions?

♥ 11:14am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth.

♥ 11:15am AnAnonymousParty:

@Sam, over easy, please.

♥ 11:16am βrian:

That sure sounds like Nora.

♥ 11:17am AnAnonymousParty:

"I'm ready for my close-up." "OK, here you go!"

♥ 11:17am -Ken:

Good call Brian! It is Norah Jones

♥ 11:18am AnAnonymousParty:

The Department of Failure is two entire floors at St. Louis City Hall.

♥ 11:24am steveo:

pretty sure that is also Norah on the trombone here

11:26am F߃F߃ (:

The WFMU telepathic stream is down, Ken. How can we mind control you?

♥ 11:27am PigeonsAndRust:

Its harder now that he had his antenna removed

11:28am Brendan:

Late to the party. Gimme a beer, somebody.

♥ 11:28am northguineahills:

@fofo: When I had my bike accident and was unconscious for 10 minutes (according to the police officer), I came to w/ a police officer and a bystander carrying me to an ambulance. I had 1/3 of my face ripped off, and my molars shattered to the gumline (helmet saved my life), the paramedics did some first aid, gave me a few questions, and my brain seemed to be working (at the time), so I insisted on signing a waver to not take an ambulance as I had no health insurance as I was in grad school. I had the NYU dental school rebuild my teeth and my face grew back w/in a year (the face is very vascular).

♥ 11:29am Andrew_in_WI:

"I'll carry your dwarf" will be part of my marriage vows

♥ 11:29am AnAnonymousParty:

@F߃F߃: I'm calling the Psychic Hotline. They'll know what to do.

11:30am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Holy shit, NGH, glad you recovered ok. I ride a bike nearly every day..

♥ 11:30am Strandlund:

(_)]

11:30am JakeGould:

Finally! This is actually “Dream On.”

♥ 11:30am Carmichael:

Heya Pat, long time no hear from.

♥ 11:31am βrian:

Ouch! I once T-boned a Delta 88 that pulled out in front of me as I descended a steep slope. No helmet, but I happened to land on my ass after flipping and flying 20 feet.

11:32am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Hi Carm. I've been away.

11:32am F߃F߃ (:

Sorry to hear, northguineahills. No wonder "True cost of US healthcare shocks the British public"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kll-yYQwmuM

11:32am Brendan:

Stoat was a crossword answer in last weeks Sunday crossword

♥ 11:32am Handy Haversack:

NYU Dental School helps out a lot of people, @NGH.

11:32am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

I gotta go away now too. Later.

♥ 11:33am PigeonsAndRust:

You shouldn't have to call them, tho: shouldn't they call you if they were truly psychic?

♥ 11:33am хtina:

what method of hypnosis do stoats use to capture their prey? are there some prey animals which have psychic blindspots? my phd is in amphibian vibe energies.

♥ 11:34am People Like Us:

yay

♥ 11:34am ParUbi:

Hey guys

♥ 11:34am AnAnonymousParty:

Yeah, where do the stoats keep their pocket watches when are not hypnotizing prey?

♥ 11:35am People Like Us:

Get your tickets now for The Mirror by People Like Us at Monty Hall: www.facebook.com...

11:35am F߃F߃ (:

Ok, bye, dc pat, but please don't rush specially if your are cycling in the USA.

♥ 11:35am People Like Us:

it's a WFMU Benefit, during the marathon so a fun event

11:35am Sam:

The Whine Fair, featuring Andy Breckman

♥ 11:35am steveo:

any naphtha in the grapes?

11:35am weiterso:

i want to see 'the mirror" again. I missed the beginning last time.

♥ 11:36am ParUbi:

How can I see it all the way from Pittsburgh?

♥ 11:37am PigeonsAndRust:

"But, boy" or "Butt boy"?

♥ 11:37am AnAnonymousParty:

Nothing says 'fine wine' like a whiff of naptha upon uncorking.

♥ 11:37am People Like Us:

if you get on a train and come to Monty Hall you can

♥ 11:38am Rich in Washington:

Hi Vicki!

♥ 11:38am ParUbi:

Hmm, I do like trains!

♥ 11:38am Handy Haversack:

Just got tix to a show that night, @People Like Us -- we didn't know!

♥ 11:38am People Like Us:

hi Rich!

♥ 11:39am People Like Us:

awwww

♥ 11:39am People Like Us:

only just announced

11:39am Brendan:

The Naptha Valley grapes are the best

♥ 11:39am steveo:

coincidentally looking at his impeachment portrait in the NYT
static01.nyt.com...

11:40am F߃F߃ (:

If you are in the USA you have ZERO excuses for not going to see The Mirror by People Like Us.

11:40am Lewis:

@ParUbi and People like Us - the bus works too, but if you work at it you might be able to ride with Doug Schulkind on the train

♥ 11:40am People Like Us:

yes, get the Boltbus!

♥ 11:40am Carmichael:

The Velvet Fog ...

11:41am Sam:

The moon is like literally the lamest place to have a party

11:42am weiterso:

Hi Vicki, "Geneva, Monaco, Innsbruck" are there any plans in germany?

11:42am brainiac:

Requesting more screaming goat, please

♥ 11:42am Yes:

scary

11:42am JakeGould:

The New York Times endorsing Warren and Klobuchar really is mind blowing.

Anyway, more butt songs.

♥ 11:42am steveo:

demon voice duet!

11:43am gary:

i'm listening to Mel Torme through some multi FX thing while you play Mel Torme through some multi FX thing

♥ 11:43am northguineahills:

@Handy: yes, and I'm grateful, as you can't tell I lost a lot of enamel unless you're my dentist, those students did a great job. I'm 43, and still no cavities. The only downside was missing days of work/school. as you have to wait for each visit for someone to be available.

♥ 11:43am People Like Us:

not at present, weiterso

11:44am Brendan:

I want to go scuba diving in the Sea of Tranquility

♥ 11:45am People Like Us:

Eventbrite for People Like Us The Mirror at WFMU's Monty Hall here: www.eventbrite.com...

11:46am Dragoicho:

is this the white version of Wesley Willis?

♥ 11:46am PigeonsAndRust:

Hm, did Chris Montez just kill Bob Dylan?

11:47am weiterso:

next time, come to the pretty town of Soest in westfalia!

11:47am Sam:

Ozzy's in bad shape too

♥ 11:47am Carmichael:

Jokerfan is a legend 'round these parts.

11:47am Lewis:

@Dragiucgo - well played! I was looking for that point and could not find it!

♥ 11:48am Handy Haversack:

@NGH, I'm sorry you had to go through it and that we have to rely on the school so often. What a shitshow.

11:49am Lewis:

David Greenberger is amazing - a riff of sorts on Kenny G (ish)

11:49am JakeGould:

Wonder if Jokerfan has seen the Joker movie that is the best movie in the world.

♥ 11:49am northguineahills:

@Handy: Thanks, you said the condition of our nation rather succinctly.

11:49am morphe':

Thanks Ken...

11:49am Brendan:

Get this guy a decaf

♥ 11:50am ranjit:

This Greenberger reminds me of some cutup piece i heard decades ago which was just Larry King or some talk show host saying "New York, hello! Detroit, hello! Poughkeepsie, hello!" etc - just all the city greetings from hours of call-in shows. I haven't been able to find that again.

♥ 11:50am Handy Haversack:

This is great.

11:50am Lewis:

did ya catch that the stones opened for Taj Mahal...

11:51am morphe':

glad i was away for 2 hours

11:51am JakeGould:

David Greenberger of “Duplex Planet” fame as well.

♥ 11:51am Hubig Pie:

Everybody cool out

11:51am Brendan:

Reminds me of Jerry Lewis on the telethon

♥ 11:51am AnAnonymousParty:

Geez, if this is the banter between the stuff that actually happens, how long did the whole thing go on? Seems like the should be sounder older by now.

♥ 11:51am Ken From Hyde Park:

No "Check one! Check! Check!"? Or is that on the roadies' track?

11:51am Lewis:

(sort of, I expect)

11:53am brainiac:

Ken, this idea may have already been discussed, but have you considered an entire stream of nothing but goat screaming?

11:54am brainiac:

Because I really like goat screaming. Really.

11:54am JakeGould:

This Juana rocks.

11:54am F߃F߃ (:

AAP,

It all sounded to me like the banter of a bunch of 50 years old

♥ 11:55am David (in London):

The 'Give the Goat' stream perhaps?

♥ 11:56am Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Ken!

♥ 11:56am Ken From Hyde Park:

The Goat Stream could get a feed from the Epstein trial.

11:56am Dragoicho:

this is like Brazilian Qawwali

♥ 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

Er, Weinstein trial.

♥ 11:57am northguineahills:

punk de paraguayo! gracias Ken!

♥ 11:58am Rich in Washington:

Thanks, Ken!

11:58am F߃F߃ (:

That it what i was going to say, Ken from HP, but you put it better.

11:59am F߃F߃ (:

Thanks, Ken, People Like Us, people unlike People Like Us, screaming Goat fans. Great show, comments and gifs as usual. till next episode. Take care and loosen up so to be HAPPY!!