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Playlist for 08 January 2020 Options | Demon Voice Affirmation Pt 4

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Dump  International Airport   Options Title Track  Smells Like Records 
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OCS  The Remote Viewer   Options Memory of a Cut Off Head  Castle Face 
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Count Indigo  Call Yourself a Man   Options Hapsichord 2000  S.H.A.D.O. 
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Brian Eno  Dead Finks Don't Talk   Options Here Come the Warm Jets   
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Alvarius B.  The Devil's Spine   Options With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven  Abduction 
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Negativland  True False (excerpt)   Options True False  Seeland 
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Porest  Schakled   Options Modern Journal of Popular Savagery   
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Madison  Man On The Moon   Options Porn to Rock (V/a)   
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DJ Cummerbund  Earth Wind and Ozzie   Options    
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Pictish Trail  Pig Nice   Options Thumb World  Fire Records 
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Chandra  Day Without Success   Options Blue Stage Sessions  Third Man 
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Von Spar  Better Late   Options Under Pressure  Bureau B 
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Jane Weaver  Did You See Butterflies (Loops Variation)   Options Loops In the Secret Society  Fire 
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Rosa Extra  Was Mir Deine Schleuder Ist Dir Meine Waschmaschine   Options Ende Vom Lied: East German Underground Sound 1979-1990 (V/A)  Play Loud 
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Wire  Mr. Marx's Table   Options Send  Pink Flag 
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Glen Branca  The Tone Row That Ruled the World   Options         1:15:44 (Pop‑up)
Bob's Burgers  Groping For Glory   Options The Bob's Burgers Music Album   
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Ceramic Dog  Beer   Options    
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Fred Lane  Icepick to the moon   Options Title Track  Feeding Tubes      1:31:44 (Pop‑up)
Koko Joe And The Jobhunters (Abner Jay)  Depression   Options Terrible Comedy Blues  Mississippi 
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Laurice  Afriad   Options Balladeer  Mighty Mouth      1:38:13 (Pop‑up)
Tragedy  You Should Be Dancing   Options We Rock Sweet Balls and Can Do No Wrong   
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Moon Duo  No Fun   Options Jukebox Babe single   
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The Four Freshmen  The More I see You   Options    
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Marvin Gaye  The More I see You   Options    
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Sondre Lerche and the Faces Down Quartet  The More I see Your Butt   Options         2:14:50 (Pop‑up)
Unknown  The Lion and the Cucumber   Options Vampyros Lesbos: Sexadelic Dance Party   
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Negativland  Mounting the Puppy   Options True False   
This is similar to my horn, but my luxurious long hair hides it from sight. But it's there all right. Oh boy is it there.
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This is similar to my horn, but my luxurious long hair hides it from sight. But it's there all right. Oh boy is it there.
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Barry Adamson  They Walk Among Us   Options Love Sick Dick   
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Life  Good Health   Options A Picture of Good Health        2:36:08 (Pop‑up)
Eläkeläiset   Puliuko   Options    
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Bernt Dahlbäck  Bumpa Pa   Options Bumpy Bumpy Time  Bumpy Records 'n' Tapes 
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Detroit Grand Pubahs  Sandwiches   Options Funk All Y'All   
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Warmduscher  Burner (feat. Kool Keith)   Options Tainted Lunch  Leaf 
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Kid Koala  Left Side: Excerpt   Options Your Mom's Favorite DJ   
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:50am AnAnonymousParty:

How are ya now?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:57am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Oh. the usual: wishing history were happening somewhere else if at all. You?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:58am AnAnonymousParty:

Oh, not too bad.
  8:59am fՔfՔ (:

Hello, AAP and (Murakami Whywolf)))!
  9:00am Listener Bop Monroe:

howdy!!!
  9:01am fՔfՔ (:

HA! Ken is taking a Dump.
Avatar 9:01am Strandlund:

The Great Staysh...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am Nulsh:

Hey there folks!
  9:02am Listener Bop Monroe:

thought it was ants, now i see the planes.

the plane boss, the plane!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am zopa:

SMK, is there another State of the Station scheduled in the near future? Curious to know if things have stabilized.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am -Ken:

Morgen alles!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am Phillippe Bastille:

Good morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am Guido from Cologne:

Gutten Morgen Ken und alle anderen!
Avatar 9:04am mouskowitz:

god this is good
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am Phillippe Bastille:

How is it I have this song already clicky-starred?
  9:05am the illuminated void:

no wonder i see all those straight lines contrails across the sky everyday. so many planes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am melinda:

Morning Ken and all
Avatar 9:07am Roberto:

If you have a long layover, Dump and International Airport often go together.
Avatar 9:07am Fredericks:

I already had a star on this Dump song.
  9:08am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

good morning @KEN. loved the "hump day HazMat report" lol cracks me up every time:)
  9:09am Matt Warwick:

One of my all time favies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am -Ken:

God bless Dump for this 12 minute long song. It's now ten after the hour and i JUST finished setting everything up.
  9:10am Listener Bop Monroe:

gonna break out the trampoline.
  9:11am the illuminated void:

nice. used to play extended version when i had to use bathroom when i was on air. or go outside to bake. hahahahahahahah
  9:11am Brendan:

Dump might work on Garbage Time . Just a guess.
Avatar 9:11am John from NP:

#PoopBreak
  9:13am morphe':

Ken - I had put on a crash helmet and body armor for the crossover,
BUT
Super Great and lovely!!!!!!!!!

Simon not home yet from school but he would be growing..

Thanks
  9:14am John the Baptist:

At first I felt a little light-headed. Now I am getting dizzy.
  9:14am morphe':

Simon would be "GROVIN""

not "would be growing.."

That spell check sucks..
  9:15am Felder Warning System:

Threat detected @9:09
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am sphere:

hullo. that All-American Hootenanny gig must have been the worst.
  9:20am Listener Bop Monroe:

ivory crunch, check.
Avatar 9:21am Davee:

Missing head, check.
Avatar 9:22am OsloCoffee:

i knew a dead fink that did talk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am Nulsh:

"Oh naughty sneaky" love it.
Avatar 9:23am Woo:

Eno! I had been thinking how International Airport reminded me of Here Come the Warm Jets. I bought this album without hearing any of it, just from reading about it in Creem. It did not disappoint.
  9:24am Kat in Chicago in the app:

I was thinking that too, Woo! Of course now all I can think of when I hear Dead Finks is Bryce at the Hoof & Mouth
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am Lizardner Dave 2:

Am I late for the Felder?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am Barkevious Shabazz:

The BS Network sounds pretty good.
  9:26am Brendan:

Good mosey’in music.
Avatar 9:28am Snoochienucci:

nice Ken NICEEE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am Daddy Hernlet:

So nice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am Handy Haversack:

Speaking of which, well talked on Techtonic the other day!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am Brian C.:

Ken, Speaking of F***er, I love the new 11 am - 3 pm Sheena program on Tuesdays (Otis Fodder!)
Avatar 9:32am mouskowitz:

I have no teffilin skills, either Ken
  9:33am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

WHAT!!! NO THEME? whats going on here??
  9:34am Listener Bop Monroe:

negativeland yay!!

praise 'bob'!!!!!!!
Avatar 9:34am Snoochienucci:

@Philip no theme is the theme of course!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am Rich in Washington:

NO BRAIN
  9:35am chresti > coffee> Griffith Park:

Morning
  9:37am Marley Dogg:

This is amazing
  9:39am chresti > coffee> Griffith Park:

Haven’t heard porest in ages.
  9:41am Listener Bop Monroe:

miss virginia, we have so much in common!
  9:44am jess:

i love mashups
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45am GeorgeSimian:

That Madison track was awesome. Tried to find it online. Was hoping it was a new band.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am -Ken:

@GeorgeSimian - Let me know if you find any other musical tracks by Madison. It was from a comp of singing porn stars
  9:48am Listener Bop Monroe:

sam kinison made a movie...?
  9:48am morphe':

Speaking of NegativeLand - if peeps never heard of u2 suing Negativeland - it is a great horrible great story - Ann0 - Revolves around The Letter "u" and the # "2" .. get to the conclusion... It explains why bono always wears glasses ..
protects him from the rotten eggs and tomatoes..
out school pick up.. Thanks Ken and all
  9:50am Listener Bop Monroe:

look at the pig.
there's a small hog on his shoulder.
Avatar 9:54am Lixiviated Life:

it just doesn't matter
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am GeorgeSimian:

Found this about Madison. From wiki...

In the 1990s, Madison formed the rock band Kiss The Monkey and fronted the band Four Ugly Girls. She was retired from acting in 1999.[citation needed] In 2006, she opened a tattoo parlor called Madison Tattoo Shoppe in North Hollywood, California.
  9:54am Brendan:

I’ll , ummm ...do some research on that Madison thing, Ken.
  9:56am Felder Warning System:

STEREEEEEEOOOOWWWHAAAAAAAAT?

Is not Stereolab?
Avatar 9:57am βrian:

I can see Madison from my window.
  9:57am fՔfՔ (:

Why there are so many pig references? REBELLION, KEN! Rebellion against the establishment pigs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58am Guido from Cologne:

Von Spar is a band from Cologne named after the adress of their rehearsal space.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am Guido from Cologne:

Von Spar:
The name derives from Otto Christoph von Sparr,
Cologne Thirty Years' War officer and later Preussian Marshall
en.wikipedia.org...
  10:00am fՔfՔ (:

Von Spar Von Cologne?
  10:00am Sam:

I wish I had someplace to rub heroin into. I'm just a boy. :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am Guido from Cologne:

Von Spar aus Köln! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am -Ken:

Sam, try your nasal passage.
  10:01am Sam:

Aaah, it's just not the same.
  10:02am fՔfՔ (:

It depends on your definition of nasal, Sam.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

Svantana still has that job at the cocktail bar in 2020?
  10:03am Listener Bop Monroe:

beware the blob
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03am Yes:

good morning
Avatar 10:05am Lixiviated Life:

i got calluses on my fingers
  10:06am fՔfՔ (:

From listening too much Madison, Lixivitated Life?
  10:06am Listener Bop Monroe:

i got blisters on me figures!!!
  10:06am Fletchernyc:

Madison was my friend back in Atlanta before she became famous
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am crateslinger:

jeez which porno madison are we talking about here...
Avatar 10:07am βrian:

Madison is full of tattoo shops.
  10:08am Sam:

Writing and spelling are VERY different skills!
  10:08am Fletchernyc:

Madison Stone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08am crateslinger:

tambourine parallel
Avatar 10:08am dale:

anything with an i before e except after c will trip me up.
  10:09am Sam:

Nobody knows how to spell parralel, Ken. Not one person in the world.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:09am AnAnonymousParty:

There's a bee that can spell? Is it some kind of complicated dance like when they tell each other where the nectar laden flowers are?
  10:09am Sam:

Andy's gonna get stung!
  10:09am Brendan:

Back from researching Madison and the porn industry It was an exhausting project. Speaking of Hogan’s Heroes , Ken are you gonna play some Verner Klemperer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am Ike:

"Seven Second Dilee Spelling Bay" is funnier than almost anything that generally happens in an average 7SD episode.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am crateslinger:

Thanks Fletchernyc but I already started working my way through the alphabet. I'll get there one day.
  Swag For Life Member 10:11am Manana:

Always nice to see Miss Virginia in the morning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

This could be even funnier than a 7SD tongue-twister episode!
Avatar 10:12am dale:

vacuum is a whacky one. i predict a grate show, lot's of laffing to be shure.
Avatar 10:12am βrian:

Parrallelograham often catches folks up. Plus what happens when you soak them in milk.
Avatar 10:13am βrian:

"Parallelograham," I mean.
  10:14am fՔfՔ (:

Andy should be given English words to spell. Ken, German words to spell. That would be only fair.
  10:15am Sam:

How about an all-arabic spelling bee?
  10:15am Listener Bop Monroe:

yeah.
lots of shaadenfreud
Avatar 10:17am briania:

Ah Wire / The Wire.
  10:18am anon:

I miss Glenn
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken will get the words with the umlauts.
Avatar 10:18am βrian:

That reminds me that I need to re-up my stash.
  10:20am JakeGould:

Good morning Ken and others! Anyone catch the snow around NYC/NJ today? Lasted a hot 5 minutes. But it was awesome!
  10:21am Fletchernyc:

Who is this? A Supreme Court judge?
Avatar 10:24am Hubig Pie:

I'm more of a malt liquor man
  10:24am Brendan:

https://www.abc15.com/news/crime/phoenix-man-sentenced-for-60-beer-runs-in-60-days
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am Handy Haversack:

@JakeGould -- yeah! Sideways snow chaos out my office window for pretty much just long enough for me to register it. Then blue skies.
Avatar 10:25am Marcel M:

Guitar sounds killer on this Ceramic Dog
Avatar 10:25am βrian:

Single-malt liquor, I presume?
  10:26am JakeGould:

Mad Dog (Mogen David) 20/20 is the drink of the year.
Avatar 10:28am Hubig Pie:

Morning 40 oz
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am crateslinger:

There was some snow on my birdfeeder couple days ago...

maybe it wasn't snow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29am Brian C.:

Mogen David, 14787 shout out
  10:31am JakeGould:

@BrianC: You live near them? Do they offer factory tours?
  10:31am Brendan:

All is full of love, Kenneth.
Avatar 10:31am Lixiviated Life:

• Laetus.
• Felix.
• Beatitudo.
• Sublime Beatitudo.
  10:32am Brendan:

I am full of it
Avatar 10:37am Marcel M:

Abner jay remixxx
Avatar 10:37am βrian:

Is that Stroh's she's drinking there?
  10:39am fՔfՔ (:

What the heck happened to that Abner Jay song? It was suppose to be very sad! But I found myself clapping and dancing to it instead!
Avatar 10:40am Hubig Pie:

Mmmm.... hamburger sandwich with a french fry garniture
Avatar 10:40am Rev. Turnip Druid:

FRIENDS. PEOPLE. THINGS.
  10:41am iiibeat:

"Prisoner of a past I can't break free" . .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:42am Brian C.:

βrian: I noticed that too. America's only fire-brewed beer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am Yes:

:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am Ignatatus666:

Iͩ͛ͨ̓̈́ͪͦs̍ͦͦ͌ Krã̾ͮ̓̉͗̓mpͭ͐̋͛͂̒us youͥ͂r̓̍ͣ͆ C͌o-H̅͌ͨ̋̐͑̎o͂ͨ̆ͥ̐ͭs̿ͥ͋̒t̿̿ͣ ̄̏todͦ̽͑̀aͣͬͧy?ͥ̆̇ ̒̔̏
  10:44am Sam:

I love Andy Breckman's cover "A-scared"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44am Brian C.:

She also flicks the cap off like a boss with her right thumb
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:45am Phillippe Bastille:

Wouldn't your hand freeze?
Avatar 10:46am βrian:

That would keep your beer cold.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46am Planet Tyler:

A drunk astronaut's blood would still boil, just takes about a minute or so. If s/he crashed into something, that's when there's an explosion
  10:46am John from Florham park:

@Iggy howdy
  10:47am Sam:

Channel your inner umlaut, Ken
  10:48am Fletchernyc:

Well you are Krampus
  10:48am Sam:

The traditional thing is to give it to your dog as a treat
Avatar 10:49am βrian:

They use that body part to extract personal information, yo.
  10:49am Laura L:

Cornu cutaneum, Ken?
  10:49am ed:

Ken, this is why I only do home surgery. For the collectibles that I can later Ebay.
Avatar 10:49am Roberto:

It sounds like the Krampus costume was overkill.
  10:49am Sam:

Ken, sounds like you just need diet and exorcise
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49am Phillippe Bastille:

That woman in the Beer gif reminds me of my grandmother. She went through a case of Natty Boh every two weeks. At 88 years old, she stroked out in her yard pushing her mower, an open Natty Boh nearby.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49am Planet Tyler:

Was it a horn or a consumed twin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am Ken From Hyde Park:

You're this guy, Ken? www.nypost.com...
Avatar 10:50am Roberto:

Or was that even a costume?
  10:50am Sam:

It's talking like that that made the horn grow
  10:51am Fletchernyc:

Sam! Respect.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am Webhamster Henry:

Ken is this guy: taylormarshall.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am PigeonsAndRust:

Suture self!
Avatar 10:52am βrian:

No more tooting your own horn now.
  10:52am Bill W:

Pictures or it didn't happen, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am PigeonsAndRust:

I dunno, I'm proud of MY sebacious cysts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am mariano:

That chicken-man gif goes so well with this Tragedy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am Colleen:

Omg,....They were sooo good at the Art auction!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55am AnAnonymousParty:

Yeah, so the key to successful home surgery is good light (and lots of it), some quality wearable magnifying glasses, and a couple of those 'helping 'hands' things -the alligator clips on articulated arms with a suction cup base. And a soldering iron makes a great cauterizing tool, btw.
Avatar 10:55am βrian:

I remember being perplexed, as a kid, by those Moses horns.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55am Ignatatus666:

G̀ͤ̆ͦ̏̆r̶͐ͣ͊ė͌̋̅̉͆et̓͒ͧ̑̋̏̀͡iͤ̾̇ͣ͐ͭnͥ̒̽gs͆ͬ͒ͬ͛̚͞ ͟JF̧̈́F̽͊͛̎͆P͂̓ͭ̏ͥ
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am coelacanth∅:

Phillippe @10.49 that's the correct way to live/die
rest in peace, grandma Bastille
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am mariano:

Hey Ignatatus!
  Swag For Life Member 10:58am Manana:

Would like to know what movie the dancing soldiers gif came from. Awesome.
  10:59am st Joe:

ohh the humanity!!
  10:59am Sam:

Donce!
Avatar 11:00am Marcel M:

Ye olde Iron Man finish.
  11:01am fՔfՔ (:

By the way, never search for the lyrics of this song using the keywords virgin vagina gangrenous fellae baby genitalia. You don't wanna know what follows next.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am David (in London):

@fՔfՔ (: - File that under 'Don't think of an elephant'.
Avatar 11:05am Dieter:

Ken, I almost had a heart attack when I read the Times this morning: nyti.ms...
But I noticed that guy spells Freedman wrong, plus I don't think you're a famous restauranteur. I am greatly relieved!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:06am adampsyche:

i love the show that ken did a bit back that started with like 17 covers of this song in a row
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am -Ken:

@Billweber - there is a pic of my arm wound where my arm horn used to be. The horn is now being biopsied to see if I won anything.
  11:07am Brendan:

Moon Duo brought to my attention that moons should have moons and those moons should have moons. And so on...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:10am coelacanth∅:

i like that that article was written by someone named YAKas
  11:10am Brendan:

These cats related to the Five Neat Guys? https://youtu.be/NMjtvSABQ3Q
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:10am mariano:

@Dieter: When I first read about chef Ken Friedman and the charges against him I had to do a serious double-take as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

For 2020, the station can be rebranded as 91.1 The Horn.
  11:11am fՔfՔ (:

I remember a Ken's horn story from years ago. Are we talking about another horn, Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am coelacanth∅:

yeah i recall the playlist covered with horn pictures
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am Phillippe Bastille:

Coelecanth @10:56 Thanks. She was a piece of work, that woman, both good and bad
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am Ignatatus666:

Greetings Mariano
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth.
Avatar 11:14am βrian:

Will the Spotted Pig be renamed to The Screaming Goat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am -Ken:

Yeah, the horn on my head has been growing for 20 years. I'be had lots of big plans for it but alas, they have all been for naught. I tyried to get a doctor to come by and remove it live on air during the marathon olast year and I couldn't find a doctor or even an almost doctor to come and do it. The arm horn was only two years old and now it's been removed. Sad.
  11:15am Dean:

How nice. A series of songs about intensive care units!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am coelacanth∅:

i'd eat at as restaurant called the screaming goat before one called the spotted pig
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Megaroni:

The drama, the intrigue! All hail Sir Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken, be glad it's just a horn. I've had a guitar on my hip for years
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am tim from champaign (now washington):

@Ken - could you post a pre-removal arm horn photo? I hope you win a donkey from it.
  11:18am fՔfՔ (:

Ken,

Time to accept your horned lizard nature.
  11:18am iiibeat:

What did the bored cheetah say to the bored Dalmatian?
  11:20am iiibeat:

You uh . . Wanna trade spots?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am mariano:

<rimshot.wav>
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am David (in London):

@Ken - I think you should found a 'removed horn museum', akin to the penis museum in Reykjavík. They can't refuse to give it back to you if it's for 'museum study'...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am PigeonsAndRust:

I wonder if any has a banjo growing on their knee
  11:21am fՔfՔ (:

I just wanna know why the Cromagnon and Tragedy songs are in the Puppies folder, Ken. We have the right to know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

Put the horn under a microscope and check if it has people growing out of it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am Asheville Jon:

bing bing bong bong
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am mariano:

@David: You mean the Icelandic Phallological Museum? As a graphic designer, I would've killed to be able to design their logo! photos.app.goo.gl...
  11:24am Toothgrinder Tom:

That’s the one in Rejkjavik, I think.
  11:24am Listener Phillip In Bronx Little Italy:

now there is film i always want to see! vampire lesbians:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am crateslinger:

guy kind of looks like Bender from Futurama
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am David (in London):

@mariano - That's the one. I went there in 2014. It was amazing. Why not design one so good they can't refuse to adopt it..?
  11:25am Sam:

What about the puppy's happiness?? You think he likes being mounted by some corporate douche?
Avatar 11:25am βrian:

True believer business people creep me out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:27am mariano:

Hah! Good idea, @David, I might just do that.
  11:28am Dean:

"The Lion and the Cucumber": Manfred Hübler & Siegfried Schwab
  11:28am Dean:

It's "Lions" plural, btw
  11:29am fՔfՔ (:

βrian,

I think you should pivot that idea behind. Give 110% and take it to the next level. Its a low hanging fruit after all.
  11:29am Toothgrinder Tom:

A German duo if I remember right
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Carmichael:

I would file a Public Records Act request for my video.
  11:31am Dean:

I think you mean colonoscopy.
  Swag For Life Member 11:31am bk845:

I believe you mean "colonoscopy"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am zopa:

It certainly is NOT my colon. It has a mind of its own.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am Carmichael:

Then I would hire Michael Avenatti to sue for it.
  11:32am Bill W:

Harry Warren was born Salvatore Antonio Guaragna.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am AnAnonymousParty:

Colostomy, colonoscopy ... either way it's riveting video.
  11:32am iiibeat:

I dumped my daughter's placenta in the river.
  11:32am Dave from Brooklyn:

KrazykinkyKen! Thanks for all the voodoo you do do. Great guest appearance on Techtonic, your show shoud be called One Less Idiot!
  11:32am prudy:

ah...the best of american individualism...demanding severed body parts
  11:33am Dean:

You say colostomy, I say colonoscopy...let's cut the whole thing off.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am ParUbi:

Cocoon Ploys
Cocoons Ploy
Colony Scoop
Colony Coops
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am Carmichael:

Then I would form the Colonoscopy Liberation Front and break into the doctor's office to release ALL the colonoscopy videos.
  11:34am Colin O'Scopy:

Bottom of the mornin' to ye!
  Swag For Life Member 11:34am bk845:

@Ken I will up my monthly donation to $15 a month once Donald Trump is no longer president. Anything you can do to speed that along would be appreciated!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am mariano:

They let me keep my tonsils after they took them out when I was 6. Had them in a jar. When I was 15 I had arthroscopic surgery on my knee, where they go in with a micro-camera, and they gave me a VHS of the procedure to take home.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am tim from champaign (now washington):

I got a colonoscopy once. There was nothing wrong with me the doctors just wanted to see the inner working of a bonafide genius. At least that's what the doctor said who was wearing an M.B.I. t-shirt - Male Body Inspector.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am David (in London):

@prudy - Yes, here in England removed body parts are socialised by the state to be divided up equally amongst the poor. None of your rugged American individualism.
  11:35am iiibeat:

Wishing for rainbow colored colons now.
  11:36am jess:

i had a colostomy years ago and they gave me pictures.
  11:36am Brendan:

A fecal transplant is when a doctor transplants feces from a healthy donor into another person to restore the balance of bacteria in their gut. Fecal transplants may help treat gastrointestinal infections and other conditions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:36am Carmichael:

Eat bags and bags of Skittles before going in for the procedure.
Avatar 11:37am Roberto:

I had me a colonoscopy just last year! It was way less unpleasant than the previous one (in 2007).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am coelacanth∅:

David haha!
  11:38am fՔfՔ (:

I had a colonoscope* once. You don't want to know what that entails.

* examination of crevices, dimples, warts, moles and folds of a person's buttocks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am Colleen:

yeah!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am coelacanth∅:

Carmichael or swallow them whole -until you cannot swallow any more
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am mariano:

Whoops!
  11:38am Brendan:

I had one but they gave me a dvd of a plumber’s robot cam as a joke.
  11:39am Dean:

At the clinic where I had my first colonoscopy they piped pop music into the room. The anesthesiologist remarked, "Just relax," and I replied, "It'll be a lot easier if you'd turn off that Phil Collins."
  11:40am Archie:

I would like to request some Butthole Surfers, please. Don't ask me why.
  11:40am fՔfՔ (:

Maybe it wasn't a joke, Brendan. Maybe it wasn't a joke.
  11:41am Archie:

I mean a GIF, not the band.
  11:41am Brendan:

Polka or, for that matter, Yakety Sax is good colonoscopy music . Good for prep the night before as well.
  11:42am fՔfՔ (:

I think you just gave me an idea for my next Spotify playlist. "Music to listen to during colonoscopy".
  11:44am Jeezy:

Bahahah... you missed the F bomb Ken!
  11:44am Brendan:

@Ken can we get some Electronic Supersonic up in this joint ? https://youtu.be/kKO9h-gG4Qg
Avatar 11:45am Hubig Pie:

Hey, it's officially carnival season
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am adampsyche:

yessssssssssssssss sandwiches
  11:46am Dean:

Most apt would be Roger Waters and Ron Geesin's "Our Song."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am zopa:

for a minute there, i thought it was wevie stonder
  11:46am Troof:

Who is this by--the Prince homager--"Mince (Meat)"?
  11:47am Brendan:

Jacko ! Get off my leg!
  11:48am iiibeat:

Colonial colon colonialism.
  11:48am fՔfՔ (:

I believe Dr Booty Grabber recorded this song after the #MeToo movement.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am AnAnonymousParty:

Call me, Im-a Verna?
  11:51am Brendan:

Jacko , put that thing away!
  11:53am Dean:

Mummenschanz wannabes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am brainiac:

Party at my house!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am AnAnonymousParty:

A colonoscopy is a good way of seeing if you have a rich inner life.
  11:57am matty from brooklyn:

Stache, I rarely get to hear your show live, but I think you're my favorite show. Thanks.
  11:57am fՔfՔ (:

Thanks, Ken and people! Great show, comments, GIFs, colonoscopy chit chat, Jackos...Till next episode and remember, loosen up and BE HAPPY $@=#%&!%!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am coelacanth∅:

Thanks Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm Phillippe Bastille:

Thanks Ken
  12:00pm Sam:

Bye, love the show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm David (in London):

Great show Kenmeister.
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