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Options December 23, 2019: Christmas Special: A Toyland Dystopia!

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Artist Track Album Year Comments Approx. start time
The Furby Organ  A Theme Song   Options        
Devil Doll trailer      1964    0:03:01 (Pop‑up)
Demonic Toys trailer      1992    0:04:43 (Pop‑up)
Remco  Baby Laughalot commercial   Options       0:05:58 (Pop‑up)
Simpsons evil toys          0:06:30 (Pop‑up)
June Foray & Telly Savalas  Talky Tina   Options Twilight Zone: Living Doll  1963    0:08:23 (Pop‑up)
Winnie the Pooh story          0:11:21 (Pop‑up)
Brandon Maggart  Santa Claus is Coming To Town   Options "Christmas Evil"  1980  that's Fiona Apple's dad  0:12:54 (Pop‑up)
Pino Donaggio  "Tourist Trap" title theme   Options   1979    0:13:36 (Pop‑up)
Tourist Trap  First Kill!   Options   1979    0:15:26 (Pop‑up)
News Story on The Evil Stick          0:17:43 (Pop‑up)
DOLLS      1987    0:19:32 (Pop‑up)
It's a Furby Xmas Party!  There's Like 15 of em, all talking at once!   Options       0:21:43 (Pop‑up)
Jeff St Pierre & Phillip Antoniades  Rudolph The Rubber Nosed Reindeer   Options       0:21:58 (Pop‑up)
Burning Star Core  Where Every Night Is New Years Eve   Options       0:22:58 (Pop‑up)
Lionel Hampton  Gin For Christmas   Options       0:24:43 (Pop‑up)
Miley Cyrus  Ashley Too   Options Black Mirror      0:29:49 (Pop‑up)
Chopping Mall  The Janitor gets it!   Options   1986    0:30:44 (Pop‑up)
DJ Brokenwindow  Slay Bells   Options       0:31:37 (Pop‑up)
Ed Shepp  Dance of The Sugar Plum Beepner   Options       0:33:45 (Pop‑up)
The Furby Organ  A Theme Song (reprise)   Options       0:35:27 (Pop‑up)
Dolly Dearest trailer      1991    0:37:26 (Pop‑up)
Fats  MAGIC   Options   1978    0:39:07 (Pop‑up)
Child's Play  Chucky's Best Bits   Options   1988    0:39:23 (Pop‑up)
Colossus, The Forbin Project      1970    0:45:08 (Pop‑up)
Jonathan Kane  Little Drummer Boy   Options       0:48:56 (Pop‑up)
Chipettes  Every Breath You Take   Options       0:58:48 (Pop‑up)

Listener comments!

Avatar 6:00pm JakeGould:

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
  6:00pm yes:

Hooray!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:00pm Webhamster Henry:

Scotta Claus is coming to town!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Bas NL:

Hey Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm melinda:

Hello Tech Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm chresti:

Hi Scott-tonic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Handy Haversack:

Ready!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Webhamster Henry:

WFMU IS the Island of Misfit Toys. <cuing Brian Dewan's cover>
  6:03pm Ike:

Hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Phillippe Bastille:

Hey Scott! An early Christmas gift, this show! Now send me a Chucky doll!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Scott Williams:

Ohh HELLO, good friends! So happy to be back in the hot seat here, and especially grateful to Mark Hurst for letting me do Techtonic! Don't tell Mark if you found out thru FB...
Avatar 6:06pm Fredericks:

TechTerror
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm WR:

O boy! Look what satanic brought for us!
Avatar 6:06pm JakeGould:

Wanna gave fun? Googkle “preacher” and “dolls” and maybe “corrupt.” Like this North Carolina preacher who said this about a boy doll available at “American Girls”: “This is nothing more than a trick of the enemy to emasculate little boys and confuse their role to become men.” www.citizen-times.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm mariano:

Ooh, nice! Here's some visuals to go with all the eeee-ville: flic.kr...
  Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Manana:

couple devil dolls in there-2nd was worse
  6:08pm HuskLife:

Ah-Dey Do Dumb-Alah Give me the power, I beg of you!!
Avatar 6:09pm JakeGould:

From 1983: “Demand for Cabbage Patch Kids causes chaos in stores across America”: www.youtube.com...

“One woman was knocked to the floor and suffered a broken leg…”
  Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Manana:

Telly!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm mariano:

@JakeGould: Hah! How much you wanna bet the good preacher in your first link likes to cruise rest stops?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm chresti:

Gasp! Talking Tina is like..ALEXA!
Avatar 6:11pm JakeGould:

Senator Tankerbell who finds folk dancing dolls to to be “lewd” on Mr. Show. youtu.be...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Dude is just toying with us tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm chresti:

I had a Chatty Cathy doll.
  6:15pm Dave Miss:

Yeaaaaaa!!
Scott comes back
Avatar 6:15pm Sean B.:

Some of the BEST radio I have heard in a long time. Laughing so hard with joy. No lies there. TANX!.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Ike:

Not sure if 1971 Doctor Who was ripping off "Devil Doll" or what, but: youtu.be/kmy4Wehjz0M
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm G:

It's the Island of Misfit Demonic Toys. Krampus gives them out to deserving rugrats.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Phillippe Bastille:

@Chresti I married a Chatty Cathy. Even her mother called her that.
Avatar 6:15pm JakeGould:

“Teddy Bear Dooms Race: It is the first manifestation of the feeling of motherhood, and the development of these motherly instincts is the hope of all nations. It is a monstrous crime to do anything that will tend to destroy these instincts. That is what the Teddy Bear is doing, and that is why it is going to be a factor that n race suicide problems if the custom is not suppressed. It is terrible enough that the present generation of parents in this country are leading us into grave danger by the practice of race suicide. If we cannot awaken them let us at least save future generations.” www.thehistoryblog.com...
  Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Manana:

@KFHP, 'toying,' nice.
Avatar 6:16pm JakeGould:

God, “Tourist Trap” really freaked me out as a kid. All those mannequins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm WR:

Best Christmas special ever!
Avatar 6:18pm dale:

well, this show is a true gift.
  Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Manana:

This is f---ing awesome.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm G:

That's what she gets for shopping at the Dollar Store.
  Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Manana:

... as my folks used to say on Xmas morn.
  6:20pm yippie:

the pretty little dolly is the present you must leave. remember that fat boy bring that kid if you want to see New Years eve
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm mb:

Hallo Herr Freiwilliger!
Avatar 6:21pm dale:

was at a discount store and there was a talking mary action figure so we had to buy it. at the register my wife said 'i wonder what she says' and i said 'jesus - clean up your room.' the cashier laughed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Webhamster Henry:

This never gets old, does it? tvtropes.org...
Avatar 6:23pm JakeGould:

Speaking of dolls, I would like a small — like 1/4 or 1/8 — solid brass replica of the Maltese Falcon. Maybe a pocket lighter shaped as the Maltese Falcon? That is what I want and it doesn’t exist. Just 1/1 scale replicas for like $400. Baloney!
Avatar 6:29pm JakeGould:

Dollar Store “Evil Stick”: www.independent.co.uk...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Webhamster Henry:

I thought this was a pretty funny Black Mirror!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm queems:

i made a furby gingerbread house out of pop tarts last night and i'm still riding that high
Avatar 6:35pm JakeGould:

FWIW, this seems simple and cool: How to animate a Teddy Ruxpin with a 3.5mm to cassette adapter, cheap keyboard and a Teddy Ruxpin. youtu.be...
Avatar 6:36pm cobradan:

can we have some Killdozer xmas cheer?
Avatar 6:36pm dale:

i made a bada bing gingerbread whorehouse once. probably fairly common.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm JeremyB:

This is incredible! Happy Holidays Scott and Everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm queems:

@dale i thought you might like to know that we were able to capture my cat and take her to the vet this afternoon. thanks for the advice this morning!
Avatar 6:39pm dale:

good queems ...i hope she's okay and it's just the dry air.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Phillippe Bastille:

Chucky's a pretty bad influence (sigh)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm queems:

that's what the vet seemed to think. she gave her a steroid shot and an antibiotic shot just to be safe. my cat will love me again someday, but at least she will still exist by then
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Handy Haversack:

Good news, queems! Glad to hear!
  6:41pm ledzeppelinsucks:

我想放弃踢2019年。厌倦了试图恢复种族主义宿醉的女奴
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm queems:

thanks @handy! the extra cats were on backorder anyway
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Phillippe Bastille:

@queems always good to have an understudy cat waiting in the wings
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Handy Haversack:

Ours are currently stalking about and basically acting like, "So you want to keep listening to evil dolls? Because if you don't feed us soon, we'll show you what REAL evil is!"
Avatar 6:44pm dale:

we had a cat who was untouchable for 14 years. when the other cats passed and it was just her she was a sweetheart and would sit in your lap and love you. then she died from kidney failure. luckily the world keeps making more cats.
Avatar 6:44pm Jim Price:

Great show Mr. Williams.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Scott Williams:

Thank you Mister Price!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Webhamster Henry:

This little Chucky mix calls for the John Schnall Midnight Matinee treatment.
Avatar 6:45pm dale:

is that lloyd bochner's voice - man! he was everywhere for a bit....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm queems:

@dale every time something traumatic happens with my cat i'm always like "i'm never having another animal again, i can't handle the stress" but it's a total lie. i will always reach out to cats in need
Avatar 6:47pm JakeGould:

While everyone is taking a dump on that “Cats” movie, let’s not forget how weird “Bicentennial Man” was/is. youtu.be...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm fleep:

Talky little guy, isn't he
Avatar 6:49pm dale:

and you should queems. human lives are no more sacred than theirs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Weird kid stuff on the recent overnight was Nick the Bard's three hours of Peppa Pig mixes. www.wfmu.org...
  6:53pm Baja Joe:

Good show Scott Williams. I was entertained.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm chresti:

Thanks Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm mariano:

Thank you Scott, Happy Holidays!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Bas NL:

Thanks Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm queems:

thanks scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Scott Williams:

Thanks everybody! Thanks Mark Hurst! Thanks Joe McGasko, Greg Harrison and Robert Kulach! Happy Holidays, everyone! See you tomorrow at noon-3pm
Avatar 6:56pm dale:

thanks man - look forward to manana.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Phillippe Bastille:

Thanks Scott! I was expecting a comparative discussion on the similarities and differences between the Mackie, B Box, 12-channel and the Yamaha Mg10Xu mixing boards, so I was pleasantly surprised
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm mariano:

Dan's ready to fry the plane, you mean.
Avatar 6:59pm JakeGould:

The Police should release all of their LPs but with no vocals.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Webhamster Henry:

Ending with stalker chipmunks. that's how to do it! Thanks Scott!
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