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June 7, 2017: Ken vs Andy: The Battle of the Zingers
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Andy and Ken play against each other to guess the punchlines to jokes told by callers. To make things interesting, a $10 wager is placed. Andy joins the show offsite from his office, where he writes his new show for Netflix.
Callers provide many great jokes, most of which stump Ken and Andy. Beth calls in, and together she and Andy tell a convoluted joke about an old Jewish man and brisket. Other notable entries are:
-What do you call a fake noodle? (Ken comes up with "Riga-phoney" for this one, which is better than the real punchline of "impasta". Ken's alternate punchline impresses Andy greatly.)
-What do you all a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan.
-What's brown and sticky? A stick.(Andy LOVES this joke)
-Why can't witches have babies? Because they have hollow weenies.
-What's an owl's favorite rock band? The Who. (Ken guessed this one)
-What does the germophobe call mints at a restaurant? Excremints.
Also, a new slogan for WFMU is derived... "Difficult Listening." (Apologies to Laurie Anderson)
Ken and Andy discuss the possibility of putting some form of this on a billboard on Route 280.
Recap by Andrew M.
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