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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options May 31, 2017: Sudden Death Rock Paper Scissors

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Tonight's show features a rock, paper, scissors tourney. No "God" option, only rock, paper, or scissors moves allowed. Ken and Andy agree to a $50 wager, and the first player to achieve three winning rounds gets the prize. Listeners are invited to call in to psyche Andy out, particularly rock, paper, scissors experts or statisticians.

Before starting, Frank from Germany calls in from the future to reveal the first round picks.... introducing an extra layer of strategy. The tournament ultimately goes six rounds (with one tie). Garnering three wins, Andy clinches with 6 min to go, allowing him to slip away mentally for the remainder of the show.

Earlier, Andy begins the show by imploring Ken to think "they might not care!" before he speaks. Also, Matt in Bloomfield calls in to remind Andy that he is still owed $15 from the Dead or Alive show. Andy tries to turn his win into a national conversation on the dangers of marijuana consumption but Ken spaced out on that.

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

  6:05pm Jason:

Enough! lets get on with it
Avatar 6:05pm dale:

'who tooted ' season one?'
  6:06pm Jason:

john stamouse
Avatar 6:07pm dale:

the jonathan winters bits were gold.
  6:07pm jason:

loved them this morning
Avatar 6:13pm Fredericks:

Andy: "I'll settle up as soon as we get off............for Christmas break."
Avatar 6:22pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Rock is crock
Paper rules
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Sebastian:

the tension is almost unbearable
  6:24pm fred:

ken, here's a tip: Lie to Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Sebastian:

11 secrets for winning rock paper scissors: www.11points.com...
  6:25pm Listener Robert:

We used to do nothing but odd or even. No ties between 2 that way. I never even heard of this rock, paper stuff until I was maybe 35 YO.
Avatar 6:28pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Get your ROCKS off!!!!
Avatar 6:28pm Doctor Rembrandt:

JEWISH PEOPLE PICK SCISSORS FIRST

THINK CIRCUMCISION
Avatar 6:29pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Ken, do you TRUST Andy with $50??? Andy can do a lot of damage with $50.
Avatar 6:30pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Andy, What part of the masturbatorium will you renovate with that $50??
  6:34pm zopa:

Let's make this interesting... bet the Dingo!
Avatar 6:34pm Fredericks:

"If someone's losing, they'll throw rock. This goes back to the "rock is strong" school of thought. If you're losing, your instinct is to do something strong."
Avatar 6:35pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Fredericks, you inspired me!!
Avatar 6:35pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Each time a person wins, the winner gets to decide if the loser GETS stoned or is Stoned (with a small office item thrown at them)
Avatar 6:36pm dale:

fifty dollars buys about 6 or 7 playboys. is playboy still a thing?
Avatar 6:36pm Fredericks:

What's that mean. Doctor?
  6:36pm Dean:

They should just play pen-sword.
Avatar 6:36pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Gets stoned with weed or gets stoned in the head via office apparatus
Avatar 6:36pm Fredericks:

Got it!
Avatar 6:37pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Andy, plays the Jewish guilt card and you'll win
Avatar 6:37pm Fredericks:

Biblically stoned.
  6:40pm Dean:

Four out of five statisticians eschew paper-scissors-rock.
Avatar 6:40pm groucho:

I'm a radio producer. I haven't tuned out...yet
  6:41pm Danne D:

Sorry Ken while I have a stats degree I cannot call in.
Avatar 6:41pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Ooh, this will make future episodes interesting if one of them gets hit in the head enough. Probably a juicy New York Times story too!!
  6:42pm Danne D:

I would bank on Andy outsmarting himself again. stick to what you say Ken.
Avatar 6:42pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Punishment for the loser -
Loser gets a colon flush live on air
  6:42pm lawrence:

Star Trek death match
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I took a statistics class once. So long ago, I've forgotten most of it.
  6:44pm P-90:

Live colon flush: have they done that Marathon stunt yet?
  6:46pm zopa:

Hypothesis, Andy... working Hypothesis!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Sebastian:

perfectly normal, 5 in 7 people who took statistics classes once have forgotten most of it, Ken From Hyde Park
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm howard in nyc:

Play some Poco
Avatar 6:49pm Doctor Rembrandt:

FUN STATISTIC - 100% of hookers get paid for sex
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm howard in nyc:

Andy should've stayed down, on the canvas
  6:49pm Truth and Justice:

Here's to this turning-out as it did in "Rocky"!
Avatar 6:50pm Fredericks:

Andy must be confident throwing paper around like that.
Avatar 6:51pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Toilet paper
  6:51pm Danne D:

Ken you need to trick Andy into thinking!!
Avatar 6:52pm Fredericks:

Paper, scissors, rock
Rock, scissors, paper
Rock, paper, paper
Rock, rock, rock
Paper, scissors, paper
Paper, scissors, scissors
Avatar 6:52pm Doctor Rembrandt:

What's thinking Andy asks
  6:52pm JM in the PM:

'The prostitute does not have sex for pleasure, nor for a child, but because she is paid.' —Talmud.
Avatar 6:53pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Paper covers rock
rock gets mailed to DC
Rock hits Trum* on head
America is free
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm howard in nyc:

and Andy gloats for six minutes
  6:55pm zopa:

Make it so #1
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Sebastian:

obviously!
Avatar 6:55pm Fredericks:

When they said "extreme" I thought they'd use real items.
  6:55pm zopa:

Disengage! Disengage!!!!
  6:56pm JakeGould:

Rock! Covfefe, rock! Shalom alechem! Rock! Rock!
Avatar 6:57pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Happy Rockukkah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Surely someone at WFMU or listening is a disgruntled ex-{Home Depot} worker and can get an apron to you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Rocka Rolla!
Avatar 6:58pm Doctor Rembrandt:

See you next week
  6:59pm JakeGould:

Happy Ramadan!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Sebastian:

Thanks guys!
Avatar 6:59pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Happy Pappadom
  7:00pm JakeGould:

Covfefe to one and all!
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