The program formerly known as The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

May 31, 2017: Sudden Death Rock Paper Scissors

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Tonight's show features a rock, paper, scissors tourney. No "God" option, only rock, paper, or scissors moves allowed. Ken and Andy agree to a $50 wager, and the first player to achieve three winning rounds gets the prize. Listeners are invited to call in to psyche Andy out, particularly rock, paper, scissors experts or statisticians.

Before starting, Frank from Germany calls in from the future to reveal the first round picks.... introducing an extra layer of strategy. The tournament ultimately goes six rounds (with one tie). Garnering three wins, Andy clinches with 6 min to go, allowing him to slip away mentally for the remainder of the show.

Earlier, Andy begins the show by imploring Ken to think "they might not care!" before he speaks. Also, Matt in Bloomfield calls in to remind Andy that he is still owed $15 from the Dead or Alive show. Andy tries to turn his win into a national conversation on the dangers of marijuana consumption but Ken spaced out on that.

Recap by Andrew M.