The good part about lying in bed last night writhing in food poisoning agony, mildly hallucinating, was I managed to write a great story in my head for next week's show.

Tune in, turn on, drop in, drop over, turn up! TONIGHT! WFMU's Miracle Nutrition. The voice of a generation! I'm sorry. I meant generator, but the kind that produces a weird glowing Tesla light but with words. Hard to describe. 7PM EDT 7PM EDT on #WFMU on the radio or on-line http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/HA

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Since you can't join me for whiskey drinking and banjo knockin' I started without you!
http://youtu.be/kRGEtYa-IsA

Join Hearty on a sweet Kentucky spring day and play a little banjo and drink a little whiskey and relax.

Anyone wanna come over and play banjo or fiddle and maybe eat some of these vegetables from the farmer's market and maybe buy a bottle of whiskey? Anyone?

Just watched a lot of episodes of Arthur. These poor Canadian animal children sure do have a lot of ailments.

Is it better to be hated by strangers or people who know you?

I'm available for live appearances in your town! Although that town should preferably be Lexington, KY, and it'd be nice if it was walking distance but I will go anywhere within two miles outside the Circle.

I have developed a series of symbols that represent subtle inflections and tones in speech, making written voice impressions possible. Tell me this doesn't sound like Barney Fife: ≥…≤ÏNip ºª∆it^∞! ≥In the˜∫bud…≤!

Yay, Derek Waters!

Yay, Derek Waters!

New Series Tuesdays 10PM

Wish I had friends closer than 600 miles away or ones that I have actually met.

Let's listen together!! I'll make drinks. Also, do you want a snack? I don't have time to make chickpea fries. Did I ask if you wanted a drink? Weee. Excited!

Let's say you get knocked out in a bar fight and you spend the next hour in the back room with some voice talking to you, trying to keep you awake and you can't remember a word of what he said or who said it. THAT'S my show. Listen tonight on WFMU at 7PM! http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/HA

Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White is also available as a podcast. For more info on how to have the MP3 archives of Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White delivered automatically to your computer and/or MP3 player, visit our Podcast Central page.

Ersatz Appearance Schedule:
June 11-5--Word Jazz in the Park
June 12-31--City Funstival Art and Music Celebration--(3pm on the Old Folk's Stage)
May 18-3--Pepper Days at Joober's Country Store in Lawrenceburg (with The Not-So-Friendly Four)
July 8--Bad Larry's Bookstore's Tribute to the Talking Arts (3-3:00pm)
July 18--ArtZoom

Done coloring for a while. Here's Godspell in color!

I know I just posted this recently, but circumstances have changed since Matt Smith is definitely leaving the show.
http://youtu.be/fR8pcQGr3vk

Hearty really wants to be the last Doctor!

Are you free? I'm free!
http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/HA

Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White is also available as a podcast. For more info on how to have the MP3 archives of Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White delivered automatically to your computer and/or MP3 player, visit our Podcast Central page.

What's the Miracle part of Miracle Nutrition, Hearty? We (I) will remain on the air in our (my) Tuesday at 7PM time slot for the June-December season at the awesome WFMU. Thanks to everyone who either listens and/or supports the show and to all the good folks down at Jo-Ahn's Positive VooDoo. What a fast great, odd, also with tragedies, and confusing, intermittently even frequently pleasurable year it's been, my brothers and sisters of the dust! Many blessings!

If everything goes as planned and WFMU has the show, then tonight you'll be in a mysterious lab for an hour. Trapped. With me. An hour! With mutant fish. http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/HA

Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White is also available as a podcast. For more info on how to have the MP3 archives of Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White delivered automatically to your computer and/or MP3 player, visit our Podcast Central page.

Paul Frees voices The Green Lama!
http://youtu.be/o3pz_2BB02c

More than three years after the demise of his comic book, the Green Lama was resurrected for a short-lived CBS radio series that ran for 11 episodes from Jun...