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Options July 25, 2018: The Seven Second Delay Bendy Straw Consortium

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Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:04pm Sebastian:

good evening
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:04pm dale:

love the show. can't believe i logged on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:05pm Sebastian:

I already fell for the insurance scam, so I'll be staying far away from this one, probably
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:06pm empress dragon nostradamus:

can't wait to get rich! quick!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:07pm queems:

i LOVE wasting money
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:07pm Sebastian:

how's the forever stamps consortium doing btw?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:07pm dale:

aren't plastic straws on the sh*t list now as a huge ocean pollutant? i
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:07pm dale:

ooooooOOOOOHHHHhhhhhh - irony.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:08pm dale:

without plastic bags what do people put their dog poop and cat box squeezin's into?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:08pm empress dragon nostradamus:

oh man. it's straws. I was hoping it was those corn cob holders that look like little corn.
     Wed. 7/25/18 6:09pm Listener Robert:

Damn it, that's the last straw!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:09pm dale:

LOVE corn cob holders. and the little butter brush, too.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:10pm empress dragon nostradamus:

I wonder if Andy and fam. will just throw their straws and bags into the ocean when they're in Cali.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:11pm empress dragon nostradamus:

corn cob holders and little butter brush are definitely hawt. better than the lobster eating tools?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:11pm kofer:

I am beginner in English, could you speak slower?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:12pm Jeff Moore:

UNCLEAN DY.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:14pm Sebastian:

can't I just send some straws that have been sitting in my cupboard for ages to have them stored at WFMU to get in on the deal?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:14pm Lixiviated Life:

SMK you sit in a throne of lies
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:17pm dale:

the days of rolling your hot ear of corn over the stick of butter in the dish on the table take me back to the gas crisis and kennedy murders. funner times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:18pm dale:

people don't know that ben d. straaugh invented the bendy straw.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:20pm empress dragon nostradamus:

I think what you've seen Ken is emergency seagull tracheatomy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:29pm dale:

differently beveraged people can use a paper straw or a twizzler. twizzlers are very sanitary due to the various cleaning chemicals that they are made from.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:29pm bubba:

Can't the differently beveraged use paper straws?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:30pm queems:

paper straws tend to turn to mush
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:30pm queems:

i feel like this lady missed the point
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:31pm Sebastian:

what about straw straws?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:31pm Sam:

First they came for the 20 oz sodas, but I said nothing, because I don't drink large sodas.
Then they came for the straws, but I said nothing, because I can live without straws.
Then they came for WFMU, but it was too late to do anything. The moral of the story is, don't ban things.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:31pm Nick the Bard:

But paper straws disolve too quick, and they'll propably start making them out of manure instead of paper
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:31pm bubba:

I have fond memories of paper straws because you could blow the wrapper off, sending it across the school lunch room.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:33pm bubba:

Also, you can cut paper straws to a point at one end, turning it into a reed musical instrument that sounds a lot like a duck call.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:33pm empress dragon nostradamus:

I second Dale's Twizzler straw idea. Can replace mouthwash.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:34pm Sam:

Why are they talking about the Nets and the Dolphins? What is this, Sportsy Talk? Ba dum bum.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/25/18 6:35pm dale:

it's not like funnels don't exist. just put a funnel into a bed-ridden person's mouth and he/she can pour away.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:35pm Will from Seattle:

Wouldn't that confuse actual whales though?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The marshy Meadowlands swampy areas must have acres of reeds just sitting there waiting to be harvested and turned into valuable drinking straws.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:36pm Dean:

Is this an exempt offering?
     Wed. 7/25/18 6:39pm Listener Robert:

Will people be buying these illegitimately thru intermediates as straw purchases?

Get it?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:40pm ATL Ex-Pat:

I work at a major nightclub in NYC. We have banned all straws. I can’t tell you where because I’m sure they are watching me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:40pm Ken From Hyde Park:

If we had the fancy plastic currency like they use up in Canada, you could pull a $5 bill from your wallet, roll it up and slurp away.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:41pm straw straws:

There are people producing straws made of get this “straw” #notglutenfree
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:41pm Will from Seattle:

Open up a straw speak-easy in the basement of WFMU
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:41pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Plutonium straws are the worst! Teeth fall out. And so heavy!
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:43pm ?:

making America criminal again
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:43pm melinda:

@Will great idea
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:44pm Sam:

With prohibition you either got rich, or you went to jail. The same will be true with the straws. Sure, let's buy a bunch of something that's about to become illegal, what could go wrong?
     Wed. 7/25/18 6:46pm Listener Robert:

If we buy enough stock will you produce another "loyal listener" show as bad as your trip to a movie at the Rockaway Mall?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:47pm Sam:

That stock certificate is what will sink you when the prosecutor holds it up as Exhibit A. Good luck claiming the illegal straws weren't yours!!
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:47pm Julian:

How much for a bag?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:48pm PMD:

"We'll be farting through silk."
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:49pm beej:

FATAL FLAW: at the rate you'd be charging for plastic straws, people could use catheters more cheaply. Just sayin'...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:50pm Beast of Boonton:

What is so bad about plastic straws on the beach anyway?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:51pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Do able-bodied adult men use straws in the USA?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:52pm Dean:

Just goes to show the biases of environmentalists. Never a peep from them when camels were dropping like flies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:53pm common:

straws. love em. no. hate em.
     Wed. 7/25/18 6:53pm Listener Robert:

Yeah, Beast -- at Orchard Beach they even sell Budweiser in plastic bottles.
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:56pm Julian:

cut the bottom 2 inches from the bendy straws for the coke straws
who would know?
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:57pm Sam:

That certificate's not worth the paper it's not printed on
  Wed. 7/25/18 6:58pm Sam:

Maybe it's Rodeo as in Rodeo Drive in Hollywood. That's where you go to corrall Breckmans.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/25/18 6:59pm Sebastian:

Thanks guys, have a good time!
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