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Options September 17, 2014: Start-Up Ideas

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Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

"He giving out the number / so you can call the show"

Boring! There, I called it! Didn't even need the number! :P
Hello Ken, Andy and 7SDelayers!
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

I know hosts aren't allowed to self-promote on their programs, but Andy could've plugged his app on this show - it's a cheating app, why not cheat our rules in advertising it??
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:06pm autoexec.bat:

Ha!
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:06pm vanya moscow:

Andy loves me, because I`m his fan! Hi Matt hi everyone!
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

Greetings vanya!
Hi everyone!
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:07pm hamburger:

clap clap / uncle Andy's rigged trivia app has 10 downloads on the google play store... so far...
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

"Sometimes a Humanitone is just a penis" --err, wait, that can't be right...
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:08pm autoexec.bat:

Here it goes...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:08pm Murakami Whywolf:

There's a difference between 'nose flute' and 'skin flute'---but Andy's mistake is no skin off my nose.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

Work your ass off, Ken!
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:11pm P-90:

Andy's "game" on iTtunes:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/rigged-trivia/id727871730?mt=8
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:12pm Chris M.:

Shake Shack.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

I coulda owned a Shake Shack...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:13pm Mike East:

don't waste your money at shake shack. They're good burgers, but not worth the price. just go to 5 guys.
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:13pm Robert:

Ironically, WFMU is a good way many DJs promote musical acts, projects, and other stuff, for others. But I can understand the conflict in having air people promote their own doings.
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:14pm P-90:

Shake Shack franchise inquiries:
https://www.shakeshack.com/contact/
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:14pm Murakami Whywolf:

What's Ken's start-up?
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

Protection racket elevator pitch! That's a good one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:15pm PMD:

Yes, what's Ken's startup?
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Canadian Cameron??
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:16pm Robert:

The last thing I contemplated starting up was making & selling electrophoresis tanks for research labs. I got cold feet before I presented my drawings to a plastic fabricating pace near me. Later I learned of such a garage-type pair of entrepreneurs in electrophoresis tanks on the West Coast.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:17pm Matt from Springfield:

Demopostcamp™?
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:18pm Robert:

Buy then I'd pretty well stopped trying to make money from my non-irritating densely foaming bath mixture. I took a bath, investment went down the drain, it was no soap, all the puns conceivable on that fail.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:19pm Mike East:

I had an idea to make some kind of hat for little kids that has ear protection so you can bring your kid to rock shows without damaging their hearing.
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:20pm Robert:

And Ken was afraid even to use it as bubble bath on his kids.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:21pm Danne D:

Hi Uncle Andy :)
Hi Uncle Ken :)
Hi Everyone :)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

@Mike: Haven't celebs been photographed w/ little plush earphones over their kids during concerts?
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi Cousin Danne! :)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:22pm Danne D:

What was the random Canadian Cameron comment about?
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:22pm Robert:

In effect I'm a start-up research lab now. One of my consulting clients had their lab tied up with mfg., so asked if I could do their testing myself. It's taking quite a while just ordering & getting the equipment & supplies here at home.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:23pm Matt from Springfield:

Mountains of loose chains and porn hidden under the cushions - the sofa's a sitting target.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:23pm Mike East:

@Matt - dunno about celebs...I'd have an easier time getting my daughter to keep a hat on her head than a pair of earphones...I've tried.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:23pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: A "Cameron" called in, I wondered if it was Can cam!
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:24pm Danne D:

I hope this at least gets Andy a gig on Shark Tank.
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:24pm fascinoma:

what're you testing out, Robert? still related to lab equipment?

Andy: my favorite part of the promo video for the app is the line "Is he a genius? I wish!"
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:24pm Danne D:

Did he describe himself as Canadian?
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

@Mike: Convert the headphone set into a cap with the pieces by ear flops--either she'll accept it as a hat, or still bristle at something over her ears.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

Danne - nope, just a "Cameron"
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

Look out! Andy's suckering you!!
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:27pm Robert:

Fascinoma, I'm doing equilibrium dialysis to measure adsorption of certain metals by his proprietary mixture. The elemental analysis will be farmed out to yet another lab he's done biz with.
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:29pm Robert:

I'm following approximately the protocol used by some others to model passage thru the digestive tract, with an acid stomach & neutral intestine phase.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

Sure, discriminate against the blind who also lost feeling in their fingers! Way to go, Ken!!
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:30pm Danne D:

Wow in just a half-hour I'm going to be rich rich rich!!!!!
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:30pm herb.nyc:

A startup- "beefsteak mines" from WC Fields movie
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

Course then they also can't feel the Braille... ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:30pm Lizardner Dave:

It's the subtle zingers that make me laugh the most

Ken: "A blind person would know that the coffee was hot"
Andy: "Because their dog would be barking?"
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Yes L.Dave, I heard that too! :)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: In that case can I borrow $20,000 preemptively?... ;)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:35pm Danne D:

Wait this is a legit genius idea
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:36pm Danne D:

Bumper sticker for Ken:

"Ask me about my masterbatorium"
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:36pm Robert:

Wait, isn't he ripping off the "Monk" locked-in-the-bank episode?
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:37pm P-90:

The "Programmable Bumper Sticker" control app could use voice recognition to enter messages, therefore be exempt from "road texting laws"
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:39pm Matt from Springfield:

@Robert: That would actually be Andy ripping off the old "Locked Room mystery" concept:

en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:43pm Danne D:

Those coffee cups could be used by sighted people who can read braille too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:44pm Murakami Whywolf:

The programmable bumper-sticker could come pre-loaded with an option for 'I'm being carjacked.'.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

"Whew, I was tired. I killed several puppies this morning..."
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:44pm Danne D:

You could call it the "Bed-Behead Alarm Clock"
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:46pm Matt from Springfield:

OH! Instead of killing a baby, have a beeping alarm, that if you press snooze--it turns into a baby screaming! Since that's an even worse sound to deal with! ;)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:46pm Danne D:

@M_f_S you should call with that idea :)
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:47pm Robert:

Matt, the Locked Room Mystery is just a literary version of various magic tricks. One of the best is "predictions", wherein a message seemingly personal to a subject appears in a place which seems to have been sealed off from access.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Hmm.. I just might!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:47pm Murakami Whywolf:

They're (various "they"'s) working on the facial recognition stuff for head-mounted device use, e.g. Google Glass, but I hadn't heard of the audio angle. It would be a real boon to the face-blind, as Bronwyn C. is and I'm mostly. You would likely activate it whenever a new person introduced themself [sic] to you to enter them into the database. I was trying to get a job with a bunch of people doing something similar to provide subtitles in real-time for the deaf and hard-of-hearing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/17/14 6:49pm Murakami Whywolf:

Someone does this on a web-site, but I think a phone application that would do unsafe searches---only displaying the links Google's Safe-Search _won't_ show you....
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:49pm Danne D:

M_F_S!!!!!
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

Woohoo!!! My first call on 7SD! :) Thanks Danne! :)
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:50pm Robert:

Derren Brown has a good one on YouTube wherein an engraved medallion with a message seemingly personal to a volunteer from the audience appears in a container which seems to have been inaccessible during the time that the personal detail was revealed. The trick must be that the magician has access at a time you don't think he does; if you watch the video (2 parts on his own YouTube channel), you can tell when that time occurs, and you can figure out approximately how the props must've been gaffed to allow it.
  Wed. 9/17/14 6:51pm P-90:

The Fatal Flaw of the Braille Coffee Cup is simply that Braille is in the public domain and putting Braille dot "labels" on objects is an established common practice, therefore NOT patentable.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

I can envision the product I described, but not as a profitable new trend, more like something from those cheap late-night cable commercials "As Seen On TV!" "You TRIED watch alarms! You TRIED beeping! You EVEN TRIED airhorn noises, but NOTHING is stopping you from pressing that snooze button!! Well, NOW THERE IS!!"
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:55pm pocket vito:

This guy has a podcast? God, his voice is unbearable. Enough with the vocal fry already.
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:56pm Danne D:

@P-90 I think Ken's enhancement is patentable though :)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: So now I need to count my "credits": I've called in to the Best Show, the Dusty Show, Radio Free Culture, 7SD, amEdeo's played a phone message a few times... :)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:56pm Danne D:

Maybe he just has bad phone voice.

Congrats M_f_S :)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@vito: You'd be surprised, people put up with Diane Rehm's voice everyday...
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: From Chris T to the present, you've prob called in to more than 10 different FMU shows! :)
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:58pm Danne D:

Body Hiding Bed Buddy
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 6:59pm Danne D:

Hmm...in terms of on air...
Best Show, Chris T, SSD, SUW, GDDHS, Sportsytalk, I'm not sure if I've called Clay - too scared, I don't think I ever got through to Radioactive Theater...10 seems like a lot
  Wed. 9/17/14 7:00pm P-90:

getting "Bigfooted by Google" sounds like no fun at all
Avatar Wed. 9/17/14 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Well that's a great record anyway, Danne! :)

Thanks Ken and Andy and Jordan and suggestions! Have a good night everyone! :D
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