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Favoriting October 11, 2013: DONT SAY SHIT feat. Vulture Shit!

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Dean Turner  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Favoriting       0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Anamanaguchi  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Favoriting       0:00:42 (Pop-up)
Michael Jordan  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Favoriting       0:00:50 (Pop-up)
Low Fat Getting High  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Favoriting       0:01:03 (Pop-up)
Emiliana Torrini  Gun   Favoriting       0:02:25 (Pop-up)
Banks.  Before I Ever Met You   Favoriting       0:08:23 (Pop-up)
Alex Zelenka  Wrath Of God (Alex Zelenka Remix)   Favoriting I Want To Fuck Alice Glass      0:13:37 (Pop-up)
Bright Future  WITH U [MIT DIR] (432 hz)   Favoriting FROM EARTH WITH BLOOD      0:20:51 (Pop-up)
 
Jealous Orgasm  Breath Rhythmythm (Dance-Exorcise-Breath Rhythm)   Favoriting       0:27:42 (Pop-up)

Music behind DJ:
 

 

 

Vote for Vulture Shit's upcoming 7" Title!

- Top Brass

- The Joys Of Employment

- Professional Courtesy

- The Beatles 


 

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Ava Luna  I Love It (Cover)   Favoriting       0:47:41 (Pop-up)
Roomrunner  Apse   Favoriting Ideal Cities      0:47:58 (Pop-up)
Unstoppable Death Machines  Shake It Crazy   Favoriting We Come In Peace      0:51:59 (Pop-up)
Jealous Orgasm  The Lord In The Sky Is Ourselves   Favoriting       0:55:20 (Pop-up)
The Invisible  The Stain (Illium Sphere Remix)   Favoriting       1:00:09 (Pop-up)
Privelege  Delete Yr Unused Gods   Favoriting       1:05:51 (Pop-up)
R I C H I E . Q U A K E  I Love Only You   Favoriting Q      1:13:14 (Pop-up)
Clams Casino  I'm God (instrumental)   Favoriting       1:17:05 (Pop-up)
Richie Quake & Milah Libin  Be Like You   Favoriting Sound Of Return EP      1:21:33 (Pop-up)
Infinity Shred  Void Ripper   Favoriting       1:25:39 (Pop-up)

Music behind DJ:
 

 

 

Thank you for pledging!:

-Mathew

-Ginger

-Frederic

-Lisa

-Bill 


 

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Vulture Shit  Church Van Contraband   Favoriting       1:41:17 (Pop-up)
Ken Pronouncing Things!  Vol. 19   Favoriting       1:43:47 (Pop-up)
Dirty Fences  White Lies   Favoriting Too High Too Kross      1:45:55 (Pop-up)
Hunters  Brat Mouth   Favoriting Hands On Fire      1:48:44 (Pop-up)
Lost Boy?  Be Cool (Live @ Shea Stadium)   Favoriting       1:51:49 (Pop-up)
Low Fat Getting High  My Hate   Favoriting Bad Yoga      1:54:27 (Pop-up)
Spookey  Jet   Favoriting       1:58:49 (Pop-up)
 
Vulture Shit  Dinnertime   Favoriting       2:10:36 (Pop-up)
Vulture Shit  I Love My Job   Favoriting   Never before heard!  *   2:15:04 (Pop-up)
 
Dinowalrus  Grounded   Favoriting       2:16:52 (Pop-up)
Railings  Plastic Veins - Irrigation Channels   Favoriting Railings      2:25:06 (Pop-up)
 
Finally Punk  Boyfriend Application   Favoriting       2:31:37 (Pop-up)
The Three Degrees  Do What You're Supposed To Do   Favoriting Looking Good: 75 Femme Mod Soul Nuggets      2:33:15 (Pop-up)
Vacation Club  Forest Babe   Favoriting       2:35:26 (Pop-up)
Las Rosas  Black Cherry   Favoriting Black Cherry/Supposed 2B      2:38:26 (Pop-up)
Lazyeyes  Wait   Favoriting Lazyeyes      2:42:06 (Pop-up)
 
Vulture Shit  That's My Little Guy   Favoriting     *   2:57:27 (Pop-up)

Music behind DJ:
Vulture Shit 

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Shantih Shantih  Something Else To Drink   Favoriting       3:04:15 (Pop-up)
Adrian Lau & Trap Ciudad  Free   Favoriting       3:07:44 (Pop-up)


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Listener comments!

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nah:

hiya!
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fred von helsing:

MOAR !
  9:02am
Russ:

HI
  9:02am
sara:

guten morgen
Avatar 9:03am
amEdeo:

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiii iiiiiii ii i iiiii iii iii i iiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
fred:

Beastin' morning Keili.
This Low Fat Getting High jingle is great
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
common:

happy FRIIIIIDAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Avatar 9:03am
Toots:

Mama in da haus!
Avatar 9:04am
Revolution RabbitBeast Nov63:

...if I hear you I'm late...
Avatar 9:05am
Revolution RabbitBeast Nov63:

...perfect Set so far!...
  9:06am
Russ:

Bora da
Avatar 9:08am
Toots:

Awrite!
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dc pat:

aaaagh!
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Toots:

Congrats DC PAT on your Beastie Award!
Avatar 9:10am
Keili:

HEY EVERYBODY!
Let's start this weekend right - with VULTURE SHIT!

Congrats to my first three commenters, Nah, Fred VH, and Russ, you'll be featured in Tuesday's Beastly Weekly video on my youtube channel: youtube.com/user/DJKeili!

BEAST.
Avatar 9:10am
Keili:

@fred - one of my fave jingles!
Avatar 9:10am
nah:

Yay!
Avatar 9:12am
dc pat:

HEY thanks Toots, and than YOU DJK! Only award I ever got, *sniff*...
Avatar 9:15am
Toots:

I pledged. Did YOU pledge?
Avatar 9:15am
dc pat:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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fred von helsing:

hey NAH welcome to l33t, am I right russ ?
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Toots:

I pledged, but didn't get a red heart. :(
Avatar 9:19am
Senor Loma (aka indyGOkid):

I now work at the Swedish Embassy as their meatball model.
Avatar 9:20am
dc pat:

if you click on my profile, it will turn into a visited link, gray.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

I made it!
Avatar 9:23am
nah:

FVH it is my pride and joy to be part of this group
Avatar 9:23am
fred von helsing:

432 Hertz, 72 merely Tickles
  9:23am
Russ:

Jokes? More pirate jokes?

I once took the pee out of a pirate.

He was furious!
Avatar 9:23am
Keili:

YAY ELWYN!
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Toots:

oooh! looky there!
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Toots:

hahaha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

I miss you Tootsy!
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mama fried:

@Russ You made me work for that one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am
tim from champaign:

Howdy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
common:

holy shit! my band starts a song with breathing in that exact same rhythm. wow!
  9:29am
Professional Courtesy:

VULTURE SUIT!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am
! I X Key !:

show sum luv
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Green Mountain Man Mark:

Not that unusual.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

Hyperventilation is not just a serious condition. Now it's a musical condition. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am
common:

@green mountain man: I guess not.
  9:34am
Bob in DC and/or VA:

Hey there everybody! Great show so far.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am
! I X Key !:

kaylee hooray awesome
  9:35am
lasophielle:

Vulture Ship!
  9:35am
tombom:

cool wow dang nice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

Vulture Ship => Vulture Starship
  9:37am
lasophielle:

Vulture Shibboleth
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am
Andrew Waterloo:

Vulture Firetruck
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Toots:

starship is every band's downfall. Jefferson...
  9:38am
Steve:

Vulture sabertotth
  9:38am
Professional Courtesy:

Mike B for Pope!
  9:39am
Mark:

What about a maritime highbrow side project called Culture Ship?
Avatar 9:39am
Toots:

Why is that dude leaving the country?
  9:40am
Mark:

If you don't choose The Joys of Employment, I'm no longer a fan of the band.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

Professional Courtesy => Professional Discourtesy
Avatar 9:40am
Toots:

"I'm Mike B and I'm back from the dead."
  9:40am
Professional Courtesy:

Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy
  9:40am
Sherlock Holmes:

The Joys of Naval Employment
  9:41am
lasophielle:

@Toots he has to go hang out in the north of England for a while
Avatar 9:42am
Toots:

No one "Has" to hang out in the north of England for a while.
  9:43am
lasophielle:

@Toots If by that you mean Mike B (the Sexy Drummaster of Twitter) possesses an arousing voice, then yes. He loves saying beverages it seems
Avatar 9:43am
Condor Crap:

I am bigger & my songs are longer.
Avatar 9:43am
Toots:

Bon Shit
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Toots:

Culture Ship is great!
Avatar 9:44am
Condor Crap:

Professional Courtesy of The Beatles
  9:45am
lasophielle:

Shit Jovi's Culture Ship of Dreams
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Keili:

The band loves the suggestions!
  9:46am
lasophielle:

oops I used the s word
Avatar 9:46am
Toots:

Isn't this that song from that commercial?
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dc pat:

this is that damn song my daughter played none sotp about 3 months ago...this is a better version
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Toots:

oh boy...
  9:48am
Professional Courtesy:

Can you say Vulture Clit on the air?
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Toots:

oh. But it's AVA LUNA! They rule.
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Keili:

@dc pat - haha the only reason I'll play it!
  9:48am
?:

Buenos Guanos!
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Keili:

If you guys have any questions/jokes for vulture shit - feel free to post them now and I'll let them know on air!
  9:50am
lasophielle:

@Professional courtesy well you just prompted me to google that (do lady vultures have them?) but instead i found out urbandictionary has a typically gynophobic entry under 'clit vulture'
Avatar 9:52am
Cecile:

DCP, I only got 16/20 on Ikea or Death. Admittedly I was hungry and tired when I took the quiz, but still...Only True Kvlt.
  9:53am
corrie:

Top Brass sounds lame. sorry. not sorry. go with joys of employment/professional courtesy. I like Joys of better, because it sounds like you're a cookbook, rather than a cleaning company. go for it. be the best you can be. julia child. etc.
Avatar 9:54am
northguineahills:

Unstoppable Death Machines, a poppier version of Lightning Bolt.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

@Cecile: I only got 13/20. I need to spend more time at Ikea listening to death metal.
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Davee:

Whoooooooooo?
  9:54am
Professional Courtesy:

@lasophielle nice find. I'll try to use that in my next business meeting
Avatar 9:55am
Cecile:

hahahahaha
spatula
I actually owned both death metal albums and things from Ikea that were mentioned in the quiz, so that was pretty helpful.
Avatar 9:56am
Cecile:

But I wanted to be a Dark Master like Diane K.
Plus side, I know what "kvlt" means.
Avatar 9:56am
dc pat:

Cecile: just goes to show what plenty of sleep and nutrition prior to an exam will do for you. Not a bad score though.
Avatar 9:56am
Cecile:

never heard that phrase or seen that spelling before...
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dc pat:

hey, I'm happy with my score--I beat the Pi.
Avatar 9:57am
Cecile:

I have a Gruntdal in my kitchen and Ackercocke in my mp3 files.
Avatar 9:57am
Cecile:

I know, hahahaha

That should be a campaign slogan "A Gruntdal in every kitchen, and an Ackercocke on every iPod."
  9:58am
Professional Courtesy:

Here's a great Vulture Tidbit: Black vultures have weaker beaks than raptorial birds, and as a consequence they can't crack through the tough hides and solid bones of a carcass. So they have to attack the softest body parts of their victims first -- the anus and eyeballs.
  9:59am
lasophielle:

@Professional Courtesy certainly rings true of Randy Vandal!
Avatar 10:00am
WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Damn you DCPat, I'm returning my Kuupuu, I don't need three kitchen mixers
Avatar 10:00am
Cecile:

that's probably why they dig carrion so much, pre-tenderized.
Avatar 10:01am
Cecile:

3 mixers is true kvlt, Pi.
  10:02am
Professional Courtesy:

Vulture Tidbit Part 2: Once the butthole buffet is depleted, the black vulture then burrows in through the devoured rectum to get at the rest of the tender innards. Think about that: Every time they get hungry, they have to dig an asshole tunnel using their mouths instead of shovels.
Avatar 10:02am
Toots:

I just don't think anything should be called, "The Stain".
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Pine:

Yum yum bum bum
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Cork:

From Yahoo Answers : I found several scientific studies that were able to isolate a virus or a bacteria from vulture feces or their excretory system.

* Bacillus anthracis, the bacteria that causes anthrax was found in vulture feces in the Etosha National Park, Namibia.
* Palyam serogroup orbivirus was isolated from vulture feces in Zimbabwe.
* Newcastle disease virus (NDV) was isolated from a cloacal swab of a deceased vulture at the Tel Aviv University Research Zoo.
* Vulture herpesvirus (VHV) was found in the rectum tissues of an Indian Gyps vulture.
  10:04am
Weight Loss Stoner Hippie '76:

Question for VS--- what is your favorite pumpkin spiced product this season?
Avatar 10:04am
dc pat:

I just got Effektiv's new album...arrrrresome.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:05am
tim from champaign:

Vulture Shit temporarily go by Tenderoni.
  10:07am
lasophielle:

Good question, weight loss 76. Does Martha Stewart do a pumpkin spice latte? Vulture Shippers would certainly beast about that
  10:09am
Professional Courtesy:

@Keili, here is a helpful article on getting rid of Vultures (for after the show)...The best way to discourage vultures is to create an inhospitable environment. Frequently run outside, clapping and shouting, or set off firecrackers throughout the week (if legal in your area). Hang shiny, fluttery objects in the roost to frighten them away. Ordinary sprinkler systems (the kind that squirt high-powered jets of water)
If you can get a sprinkler jet to reach into the middle of the roost, and turn it on whenever they look like they are making themselves comfortable, you may find success.
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Davee:

A shotgun is effective too!
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Cork:

make your very own Martha Stewart Vultue Cage this halloween ...www.marthastewart.com...
  10:11am
lasophielle:

@ProfessionalCourtesy (attn Keili) wouldn't work, didn't you know, these ones LOVE fireworks
Avatar 10:12am
Cecile:

Call them Vulture Kvlt. (pronounced cult)
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fred von helsing:

hey to avoid FCC probs you can call them by an anagram, like Tutu Shrivel, or Us Evil Truth, or Vie Thru Lust
Avatar 10:13am
Toots:

AWYEAHFREDVONH!
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dc pat:

"Tutu Shrivel"!
  10:14am
lasophielle:

Tutu Shrivel I like
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KP:

Privelege sounds super.
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Keili:

@FVH - genius. pure genius.
  10:16am
Professional Courtesy:

New World vultures have the unusual habit of urohydrosis, or defecating on their legs to cool them evaporatively.
  10:17am
Professional Courtesy:

A group of vultures is called a venue, and when circling the air, a group of vultures is called a kettle.
Avatar 10:17am
dc pat:

pretty sure this vulture shit would make anyone's tutu shrivel.
  10:18am
Professional Courtesy:

The vomit of a vulture, followed by the action of flying away, is a vulture’s most common defensive tactic against a predator or adversary. If the food is relatively undigested, the predator is rewarded with a free meal. If the food is mostly digested, the foul-smelling substance acts as a deterrent and will sting the eyes of a predator if it lands in their face .
Avatar 10:18am
dc pat:

nobody's mention their last defense which is puking on you.
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Keili:

@northguineahills - We think so too! Though live, they have a lot more effects on their drums.
  10:18am
lasophielle:

@professionalcourtesy now that you point it out, duh, that must have been where the filth got the idea. #policingfromNature
  10:20am
John from Ft Lauderdale:

Life is like a box of chocolates. It can kill a dog. #robdelaney
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Cork:

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying three dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only two carrions allowed per passenger."
  10:20am
Professional Courtesy:

New World vultures lack a syrinx and are nearly silent. They do not have songs, and their typical vocalizations are limited to grunts, hisses and similar sounds.
  10:21am
lasophielle:

from the placid mesmeric R I C H I E 's twitter feed:
if i gotta do something i don't want to, i'll usually but fuck it. i'll say, "I gotta do that, but fuck it."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:21am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

@Cork, I never knew vultures had such interesting lives!
  10:22am
Professional Courtesy:

That post re: a vulture's syrinx should have been @RandyVandal
  10:23am
Professional Courtesy:

Vultures enjoy their own unique holiday, International Vulture Awareness Day, which is celebrated on the first Saturday of each September.
  10:26am
Professional Courtesy:

A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

My father has a nice quote, "I've eaten shit with the rest of them, but I'm smart enough to know when I'm full."
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Toots:

@Cork- HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Avatar 10:28am
Cork:

Vultures! One of the environment’s most necessary – but often overlooked – creatures.

Today is International Vulture Awareness Day (IVAD09), and I’m participating in IVAD’s blog festival – “Blog for Vultures” – with a list of 16 cool facts about these amazing birds.

16 Cool Facts About Vultures

There are 23 species of “vultures”: 16 Old World vultures found in Africa, Asia, and Europe, and seven New World vultures (including the two condors) found in the Americas. (The list is provided below.)
Old World and New World vultures are actually not closely related. However, because both groups perform highly specialized functions, they have developed similar biological traits.
Old World vultures do not have a good sense of smell – they rely exclusively on incredible eyesight to locate food – a soaring vulture can spot a 3-foot animal carcass from 4 miles away.
Several species of New World vultures have a good sense of smell, unusual for raptors.
The Rueppell’s griffon vulture is the world’s highest flying bird. In 1973, one collided with an airplane off the Ivory Coast; at the time, the plane was flying at 37,000 feet.
Vultures can eat up to 20 percent of their own body weight in one sitting.
Vultures are equipped with a digestive system that contains special acids that will dissolve anthrax, botulism, and cholera bacteria.
Vultures do not go after healthy prey, but will attack wounded and dying animals.
New World vultures have the unusual habit of urohydrosis, or defecating on their legs to cool them evaporatively.
The bald, or lightly-feathered, head is specially designed to stay clean even when confronted with blood and bodily fluids present in the carcasses. Any remaining germs are baked off by the sun.
A group of vultures is called a venue, and when circling the air, a group of vultures is called a kettle.
By consuming the carcasses of diseased animals, vultures prevent the spread of life-threatening diseases such as rabies and anthrax among animals and humans. Check out how declining vulture populations are linked to the spread of rabies in humans.
Most vulture species mate for life.
The vomit of a vulture, followed by the action of flying away, is a vulture’s most common defensive tactic against a predator or adversary. If the food is relatively undigested, the predator is rewarded with a free meal. If the food is mostly digested, the foul-smelling substance acts as a deterrent and will sting the eyes of a predator if it lands in their face .
Most vultures are social and several species can often be seen feeding together on the same carcass.
One of the few animals to use tools, Egyptian vultures use rocks to break open ostrich eggs – check out the video below:
  10:28am
Professional Courtesy:

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

That's the joke^
  10:31am
lasophielle:

YES! IT IS
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WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Does he intend to wreak havoc with his erotic voice?
  10:34am
lasophielle:

If I could, I'd listen to Mike B saying "burrow through" and "thanks FCC" as I fall asleep every night
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

Erotic vultures - isn't that a Pixies thing?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am
tim from champaign:

Getting rid of vultures? Didn't those fools who wrote those recommendations read The Red Pony?
  10:38am
lasophielle:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIKE B
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:38am
Whosondephone:

OH JESUS!!!
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Toots:

Are we going to hear any Vulture Shit music?
  10:39am
lasophielle:

Yeah time for some Vulture Shit music
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Cecile:

I'm going to a Steampunk craft fair next weekend. Gonna wear my garb 'n' shit.
  10:41am
lasophielle:

Fact: I got told off once for getting the rhythm to the refrain in Church Van Contraband subtly wrong.
Avatar 10:41am
Cecile:

Oh, you mean "American Horror Story: COH-ven?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Here's a web site that tracks the movement of various vultures - www.vulturemovements.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am
Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

I am often too lazy to go to conventions. One time I was in stormtrooper costume and some jerk teenagers held a plastic knife to my throat for a photo and I wanted to beat them up.

I'm going to a convention in my home city next week because Yo La Tengo are playing the night before. I'm nervous about bringing any costumes to my parents' home because my parents don't I spent so much on Star Wars costumes.
Avatar 10:41am
Cecile:

spec, are you originallyl from Mpls?
  10:42am
lasophielle:

nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free
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Cecile:

here's a topic - what are their favorite bands and influences?
  10:43am
lasophielle:

or, another topic - how did their traumatic experience at the hands of Bon Jovi's merger-mangling managers earlier this year impact their output
Avatar 10:43am
Cecile:

ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:45am
common:

that's good stuff!
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dc pat:

Dirt Fences, pfff. These kids today gotta put more effort into group names...
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Keili:

dirty* <- so much more effort!
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Cecile:

Like Polygraph, Butterfly Bandages, or ? and the Trustafarians.
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Cecile:

Or The Last Temptation of Vincent D'Onfrio.

All available from me!
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Cecile:

Panko Cruise!
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fred von helsing:

@dcpat how about Kinetic Booty Meltdown Slagheap? (that popped up yesterday)
Avatar 10:51am
Cecile:

Bad Hair Decade!
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dc pat:

Oh, DirtY Fences! That's different.
Avatar 10:54am
Cecile:

How about Dirt Nap?
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Cecile:

and of course, the Oneders.
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Keili:

THE ONEDERS
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WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Kveili will you play some Dark Throne?
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Cecile:

not mine, from the movie "that thing you do".
Yeah, Darkthrone.
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tim from champaign:

Man, I need some of Fabio's coffee. I'm falling a sleep at my desk. Too many Thursday night beersies.
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WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Darkmasters for everyone! it chops, it dices...
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Cecile:

Pi, I read this interview with Darkthrone, and one of the guys says he likes to walk around in pink spandex pants to piss off the faithful.
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fred von helsing:

this cranks !
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WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Beersies**&@@#$%???
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fred von helsing:

from Japan cool
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WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

LOL Cecile!!! I love them so much.
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Cecile:

...it takes your eternal soul in a frenzy of fire and screaming. Also makes wonderful radish roses.

Radish Roses. Good name for a band.
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WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

damn yes C$, Radish Rose, or Household Rhubarb Twine.
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tim from champaign:

I had some Uinta Hop Notch last night. From SLC of all places. Pretty damn good. www.uintabrewing.com...
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stephen:

i am so bored at work
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Keili:

I can't find all the jokes you guys posted!
Do you remember them?
Post them here!
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Cecile:

join the club, stephen.

Good one, Pi.
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WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

you can't find them becasue they are too Kehvult.
  11:03am
Professional Courtesy:

A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
  11:04am
stephen:

vulture writ
  11:04am
Professional Courtesy:

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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fred von helsing:

it's a card with a heart on, oh puh-LEAZE
  11:05am
Professional Courtesy:

From @Cork - Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying three dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only two carrions allowed per passenger."
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lasophielle:

are you gonna play Dinnertime as a finale is that what you're saying Keili? :)
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herb.nyc:

"when i hear the word vulture i reach for my revolver"
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lasophielle:

@herb.nyc NICE
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fred von helsing:

can't wait for the segue from carrion to boyfriend application
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Cecile:

Psychic Nutrition!
Good name for a band.
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herb.nyc:

VULTURE CLUB's big hit: "do you really want to shit on me" (ah, not so good. thanks lasophielle)
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lasophielle:

My household had Tantra Tuesdays
  11:11am
Professional Courtesy:

Does the body good
  11:12am
lasophielle:

pour some wine for your neighbour
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rsj:

was on west coast of FLA last winter, holy crap it was swarming with vultures. there's an amazing environmental disaster happening down there in red country, millions of dead fish=thriving vulture population
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tim from champaign:

Sometime I sing "I love, I love, I love my job" to the tune of Bad Brains' "I Luv I Jah".
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Greg from Bloomfield:

Orange Julius < Blind Lemon Jefferson
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Toots:

wow Dinowalrus! It's so Beatles meets 90s new wave. Like what was that band I'm thinking of that had that big pop hit???
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Cecile:

It's like the Happy Mondays or something.
  11:24am
Professional Courtesy:

CustomeCity.com sells a Vincent von Vulture mascot costume for $1480. Any takers?
  11:24am
Professional Courtesy:

CostumeCity.com*
  11:25am
Professional Courtesy:

http://www.costumecity.com/vulturemascot.html
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fred von helsing:

@greg he filched the moniker from Blind Lemon Pledge
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tim from champaign:

I like this Railings. Sounds like Mark Stewart/Pop Group stuff.
  11:28am
lasophielle:

Good work, Courteous Professional!

Also - that Plastic Veins track was amazing
  11:30am
lasophielle:

does Mike B accept applications though, is what we wanna know
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fred von helsing:

c'mon dude don't wait til later /
be a boyfriend applicator //
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fred:

One of the joys of employment: missing most of today's show helping set up an audio ID app on an iPhone, while being treated to the same Dire Straits song to test it
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Toots:

OMG FRED! I don't know if I would make it.
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tim from champaign:

Blind Mellow Jelly ...... "I want my daddy's records!!!". Anyone remember where that's from?
  11:38am
Professional Courtesy:

Question for Mike B: Should an access port be tagged or untagged?
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fred von helsing:

@fred oh man
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fred:

at least it wasn't bohemian rhapsody...
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Pat Byrne:

Thumbs up emoji.
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Keili:

@Professional Courtesy - that made him upset
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Keili:

@Professional Courtesy - HE SAYS UNTAGGED
  11:43am
Russ:

Reposted just for u Keili -

Jokes? More pirate jokes?

I once took the pee out of a pirate.

He was furious!
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Professional Courtesy:

@Mike B, how's that for the "joy of employment"
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Bob in DC and/or VA:

LibreOffice! Open source all the way.
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Can you say in that deep breathy voice "Take a deep breath, is there a pound cake nearby?"
  11:50am
blip:

wow. you guys are cool.
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!
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Russ:

why are pirates pirates?

cos they just rrrrrrrrr
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unknown comic:

Q: what's brown and sticky
A: a stick
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barney.grubbs:

re: pirate's favorite letter
"You think it be the R, but it really be the C."
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Russ:

I will be furious if u cant use the 1st joke tho!!!! :)
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fred von helsing:

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots ?
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Cecile:

What's green and skates?
Peggy Phlegm

What's green and plays bass on Ace of Spades?
Phlegmmy
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fred von helsing:

A: Bunny farts.
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Professional Courtesy:

Why DIDNT the chicken cross the road. Because it was dead.
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Greg from Bloomfield:

Moy nayme is Moykul Cayne. Nailed it.
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Can you combine the deep breathy voice with the Michael Caine and say, "Are you here for business or pleasure?"
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barney.grubbs:

credit to my little sister, Katy!
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Cork:

A pirate walks into the bar with the helm of his ship attached to the front of his pantaloons. The barman asks him, "did you know you have the wheel of your ship on your trousers?" The pirate replies...

"ARRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Keili:

Thanks for all the amaaaazing jokes everyone!
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

I just star clicked that song.
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Cecile:

he was stillborn.
A miscarriage is a different thing.
It's weird, but sorta understandable. They've invested 9 months in the process.

(speaking from various personal and family experiences)
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lasophielle:

That was awesome Keili. You're awesome
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Jeroen Kuster:

hello keilli
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Russ:

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
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Russ:

soz cut n pasted !!
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fred von helsing:

Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road ?
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fred von helsing:

A: He was stapled to the chicken.
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