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Options May 31, 2013: What Animal Would You Be?

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Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:01pm Carmichael:

Daddy loves the robot dance!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:01pm Danne D:

Hi Frangry :) <3333
Hi FoodBed :) <333
Hi Weirdos :)
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:01pm the glowing one:

I want to be a human
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:01pm Frangry:

Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:01pm Caryn:

Hello fellow weirdos!
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:01pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I hate unicorns.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:02pm Carmichael:

Hi Spike!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:02pm G:

It has now been proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that no amount of sarcastic board comments can get this show kicked off the permanent schedule...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:02pm robyn:

i want to be an egg.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:02pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:02pm Carmichael:

A cobra.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:03pm Caryn:

A female kakapo. There are not enough of those. They're the Entwives of the animal world.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:03pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Always be yourself, son.
...Unless you can be Godzilla. Then be Godzilla.
...That's him now...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:04pm madman:

TGIF & M (thank god its frangry & michelle
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I want to be a Sasquatch.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:04pm robyn:

or michele, because she's prettier.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:04pm Danne D:

Frangry wants to be a dirty bird apparently
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:04pm Danne D:

Frangry's Butt: <33333
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:04pm Carmichael:

A kit-ten.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:05pm robyn:

that's a good topic..."what did your mom tell you this week." my mom told me "you're like a dog with a bone."
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What's the plural of Sasquatch?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:05pm fleep:

Some of us are already animals.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:05pm Danne D:

Crows are funny. That's why people call old women crows.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:06pm robyn:

@caryn the kakapo is one of the weirdest things i have ever seen. thank you. going down the kakapo hole now.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:06pm Danne D:

Congrats on the renewal in spite of yourselves Weirdos.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Two crows walk into a bar...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:07pm robyn:

so frangry still hasn't gotten laid, i see...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:07pm the glowing one:

the sound is crackling that's the electricity in the air that suddenly built up in the studio
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:07pm Caryn:

@robyn: I'm obsessively in love with them, they're so lovely and kinda sad. And look slightly like plump old British men. Delightful!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:08pm Danne D:

I bet Kurt's Minotaur isn't so miniature anymore...
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Frangry's new bumper sticker:

  Fri. 5/31/13 6:08pm Jesus:

are you broadcasting from a plane?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:09pm robyn:

@caryn for good reason! "parrot of the night!" wtf. their beaks are a little creepy
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:09pm Danne D:

Frangry, most SUW callers aren't going to call in saying they wanna be a snake...
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:10pm the glowing one:

the sound is too hot... ;) got it?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:10pm Jesus:

cicada.. so i can sleep for 17 years and wake up to have sex
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:11pm G:

@robyn 6:07: so hard to find a good buttpee-r
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:11pm fleep:

Oh, we have a choice? I'll be a mineral. Tungsten.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:12pm Carmichael:

I want to be an angelpoise lamp.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY:

If you brought Frangry a six pack would she let you squeeze her newly even plumper culo?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:12pm G:

it's hard enough being human. do we really want to start over from scratch on something else?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:13pm robyn:

@G i'm trying to develop a list of qualities i would want from someone who would pee on my butt. i guess no diseases or asparagus.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:13pm G:

frangry = culo cool-o
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:13pm Danne D:

Subtext of this dude's call:

Michele is nice.

Frangry is mean.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:14pm G:

that's news danne? :p
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:14pm Caryn:

@robyn: and they build sound amplifiers to broadcast their mating calls. As a music fan, I love that.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:14pm Jesus:

For a sec< I thought you guys were talking about breasts
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:14pm robyn:

"Dark & Dumb, A Judy Blume Novel."
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:15pm Carmichael:

I want to be a sideways ponytail.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:15pm fleep:

Tungsten is the goddam future.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:16pm Danne D:

Ken and Andy had a Seven Second Delay at UCB where they had a pizza guy deliver to them.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Pizza must be eaten BED!!! Duh!!!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:17pm Danne D:

Overalls? Does this dude have a ponytail to the side too?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:17pm JoJo:

Can I be Michele's pet rock?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:17pm fleep:

Do you folks need some time alone?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:17pm robyn:

@caryn that's awesome. i'm a little sad they can't fly.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:17pm TheMarmot:

there is moisture in the WFMU studio
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:17pm Lisa:

This just got awesome. Frangry, you lech.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:17pm Carmichael:

He wants to show you his jimmie.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:17pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What if you brought Frangry a case of beer? Or a keg? Wow!!!
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:18pm mr.machine:

I don't want to poop in your socks but you did this topic a few months ago. It was the what do you want to be reincarnated as show
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:18pm TheMarmot:

upset and nervous? more like hot and bothered
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Flirt with FOOD BED???
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:20pm unununun:

I want to be a Tardigrade (Water Bear).
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:20pm robyn:

i'm imagining this man hauling in the catch of the day to foodbed.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:20pm Shane:

Frangry, Doesn't Michele have a REAL boyfriend.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:20pm Carmichael:

Wasn't there a longshoreman in the Village People?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:20pm TheMarmot:

what about the talking pile of garbage!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:21pm Danne D:

noun \ˈlech\
: craving; specifically : sexual desire
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:21pm robyn:

frangry meanwhile is imagining a more erotic Long John Silver
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:21pm Danne D:

Squirrel Man is on topic for once.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:22pm Carmichael:

Is this Jenna's little sister?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:22pm Lisa:

You are a beautiful letch/lech.
Letch/Lech: strong sexual desire or craving.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:23pm Danne D:

Q: Where did they have the aquarium in the school?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:23pm Danne D:

A: The All-Porpoise Room!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:24pm Caryn:

I'm kinda astounded that there is a tardigrade knitting pattern available...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:25pm TheMarmot:

My girlfriend chimes in from the kitchen: "If I could be any animal, I would be Michele's kitty cat." *edited for naughtiness*

Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:25pm Toots:

Ask him what he's wearing!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:25pm I X Key!:

Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:25pm Danne D:

At topic time Frangry and Michele are like Honey Badgers cuz they don't give a shit :)
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:26pm Danne D:

Hiya Toots :)
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What kind of animal hunts and kills Longshoremen?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:26pm Caryn:

@Danne: and according to several commenters, like honey badgers, they go for the genitals
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What's that animal that poops delicious coffee beans?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:29pm Toots:

Hey Double D!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:29pm Carmichael:

I do NOT want to be a gerbil.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Call her now on-air!!!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:30pm Caryn:

@Mister Johnny: the Palm Civet
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:30pm robyn:

@carmichael oh the places you'll go...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:30pm DEAN:

I forgot to mention when I called! I work for a catering company/Italian market in NJ, I'm also the driver and I would TOTALLY deliver you a full dinner sometime! And if you're that paranoid, I can cook something in front of you?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Can you train a palm civet to poop right into a coffee maker?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:31pm Danne D:

Wait so this dude doesn't like the heat so he wants to be a polar bear? Why wouldn't he pick an animal that would adjust to the heat?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:33pm Levon:

Hey guys is it okay to have a big crush on Michelle because she is the most beautiful woman on the radio.?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Before you get retarded? Too late, Frangry!!!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:34pm Toots:

My father is 93 and he can still straight and tall, talk, and wipe his butt.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:34pm Caryn:

@Mister Johnny: I think you still have to roast the coffee beans after the civet poops them out. Raw coffee beans in a coffee maker ain't gonna work, no matter what intestinal system they've passed through.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:34pm Lane:

FRANGRY, We all volunteer to wipe your butt when your 80.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:34pm robyn:

you guys raise money for the show by getting totally wasted with ken. so, probably not?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:34pm Danne D:

Squirrel Man? More like Gerbil Man
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:34pm davex:

Why do people always call up without knowing the topic? That's so funny.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:35pm Danne D:

Based on how much she's drinking it looks like Frangry wants to be a fish :)
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I think Frangry would like to like to be a fish...cuz she drinks like one.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:35pm Danne D:

@Levon no. At least not when you spell Michele's name wrong :)
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:35pm Carmichael:

Half of these callers sound like random dialers.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Goddammit Danne D!!!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:37pm Carmichael:

The Lion is the most noble animal, you dumbshit.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:37pm robyn:

the bottom just fell out from under SUW
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:37pm madman:

its our weekly dose of frangry and michelle
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Frangry would thank the Budweiser Clydesdale Catherine the Great style.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:38pm DEAN:

He touched a dolphin...inappropriately.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:38pm Carmichael:

It's a 1 hour show, you idiot. Get to the point.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:38pm Tomasina:

Does MICHELE like big "Click-Clacks" as much as FRANGRY?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:39pm Carmichael:

This guy doesn't know if he's on TV or the radio? There's the Frangry/Michele demographic.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:39pm Danne D:

Spikey :)
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:39pm Levon:

Michele is beautiful but Frangry is HOT
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:39pm DEAN:

Michelle slipped Frangry a mickey..
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:39pm Toots:

Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:40pm robyn:

@ahahah..carmichael 6:39
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:40pm dale:

i think frangry's in love with ken - she mentions him eery show
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:40pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I can tell you that I don't want to be a guinea pig. My daughter had two of them die on her and they were only a few months old. They aren't very robust critters, although they are pretty cute & cuddly. I guess I'd like to be a killer whale. No one messes with the killer whales, right?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:41pm Carmichael:

Frangry's not in love with Ken, she's an ass kisser.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is Ken a Longshoreman?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:41pm Eliphone:

you guys hung up on me for shouting out my girlfriend but I am still gonna try to turn you on to this animal! the MANTIS SHRIMP.. it kills other animals with a shock wave and can break out of any fish tank with its shock waves: theoatmeal.com...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:42pm Danne D:

Real talk from Ken here.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:42pm Caryn:

Dolphins are too sexually agressive for my liking. Porpoises are nicer and more mellow.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:42pm Carmichael:

Don't PHYSICALLY show up, or mentally?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:42pm Danne D:

Frangry can't think of anyone that would do that.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:43pm Levon:

Does station manager ken have a crush on frangry?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:43pm whiteslice:

did andy 'negotiate' to show up?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:44pm Carmichael:

Specifically, no one calls ANDY! He may play his iPod for them.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:44pm Danne D:

This show isn't that bad since I haven't been tempted to call in.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:45pm Tone Loc:

FRANGRY, How's you vagina emergency situation from a few weeks ago.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:45pm TheMarmot:

oh man frangry is so 'gettable' right now. Billy jam needs to push up
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:46pm davex:

The best shows have bad topics that nobody actually talks about.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:46pm dale:

if i had to choose between frangry and kenny g, it would be close but i'd pick frangry. kenny g would probably be a more selfless lover though
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:46pm robyn:

@Tone Loc the answer is obvious.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:46pm Danne D:

Whoa Michele arranged Ken's dime bags?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:46pm madman:

this is a great subject because iam half animal
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:47pm dale:

is a whale an animal or a fish?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:47pm Tone Loc:

@Robyn - You're probably right.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:47pm Carmichael:

I want to be a liger.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:47pm Levon:

If these two are always getting drunk together how do either of them ever get laid?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:48pm TheMarmot:

hella sketchy. thats a little girl bro!
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:48pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Let's go see the blue whale at the Natural History Museum...IN SCRANTON!!!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:48pm davex:

Does anyone actually know what words you can't say?
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:49pm manbearpig:

I am my favorite animal.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:49pm dale:

is frangry queeving?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:49pm robyn:

@Tone Loc And it wasn't what she said...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:49pm Caryn:

@Carm: oh, why not go whole hog and be a tiliger? Mix it up even more!
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:50pm Danne D:

I think I'd be a Pelican. Pelicans are badass:
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:50pm Tone Loc:

@Robyn, It's part of her charm I guess.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:51pm dale:

a titmouse is a bird
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:51pm Danne D:

noun \ˈtit-ˌmau̇s\
plural tit·mice
Definition of TITMOUSE
: any of several small North American oscine birds (genus Baeolophus of the family Paridae) that are related to the chickadees, have small bills and usually long tails, and have been sometimes placed especially formerly in a related genus (Parus)
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:52pm robyn:

@Tone Loc word.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:52pm the glowing one:

oh, and I thought it was a mouse with tits
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:53pm Danne D:

There was a titmouse in the Thornton W. Burgess series of books. This would make the younger me giggle when I'd read those books.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:53pm Skirkie:

Can I be a dinosaur?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:54pm robyn:

ugh that just makes me think of the Fox in Antichrist. Shudder
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:54pm TheMarmot:

for Billy Jam - Rotate Your Owl! - www.youtube.com...
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:54pm the glowing one:

birds are dinosaurs
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:54pm Danne D:

Joe's Apartment:
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I vote that Spike can be a dung beetle.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:55pm Carmichael:

I want to be a satyr.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:55pm TheMarmot:

Also for Billy Jam, MCPB - Owl Pellets -
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:55pm Carmichael:

Too late, Ken. He already is.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:55pm tommy o'shea:

ladies- believe me, I appreciate your, ahem, other references to the horse, i.e. their peni.......
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:56pm the voice:

Schtick is so far beyond played.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:58pm DEAN:

I'm gonna drink gravel and grain alcohol for a week and become Frangry's every fantasy.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:58pm davex:

Whoever calls last wins. It's like "next goal wins" in school.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:58pm Danne D:

Bye Frangry :) <33333
Bye FoodBed :) <333
Bye Weirdos :)
Have A Good One :)
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:59pm robyn:

Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:59pm Carmichael:

I gotta go.
  Fri. 5/31/13 6:59pm Tone Loc:

Michele - Where's our weekly FOODBED story?
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:59pm Frangry:

  Fri. 5/31/13 6:59pm maybe a twelve step program:

Could save this show.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 6:59pm Carmichael:

Bye robots.
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 7:00pm DEAN:

Boom bap bap boom bap boom bap bap boom bap
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 7:00pm robyn:

bye ladiesssss <3333
Avatar Fri. 5/31/13 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Can we get a foodbedtime story?
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