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Options June 8, 2011: The Great Pharmaceutigo: We Guess Your Anti-Depressant

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  Wed. 6/8/11 6:02pm t b d:

to be disastrous
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:03pm Lizardner Dave:

Well good night!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

  Wed. 6/8/11 6:03pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Hi from KFAI!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Train-wreck on the way! Toot-toot!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:05pm Teacher:

You boys earned three episodes of detention; you had to try those magic brownies--well, some magic, you're now stuck in the studio with ME!

Now broadcast 500 times that you're now sober...
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:05pm Marmalade Kitty:

Derek and Clive
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:05pm Bill:

Hey Ken and Andy: Next week could you please ask Dick Cavett about the JI Rodale interview on the Dick Cavett show?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:05pm Danne D:

From the department of topics I won't be calling in for...
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:05pm Gum:

  Wed. 6/8/11 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

As if the train-wreck from Clay wasn't good enough for you? WELL, the Triumvirate broadcast a YouTube video on the radio! From a laptop speaker--into the mike--over the airwaves! Even you guys haven't managed that! Progress moves on thanks to Clay!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:07pm Premise:

Maybe try guessing our sleep[ing meds, before we all drift off to this....
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY:

This is like a bad episode of "Knight Rider!"
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:07pm hubble:

"What's the deal with airline food"
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:07pm Mister Sarcastic!:

this is great radio
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:08pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

And i think Andy's attitude is no worse then usual
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:08pm jaycjay:

Alice doesn't seem like much of an improvement over similar attempts from a couple of decades ago (ELIZA, for example), other than having an actual voice. Not too impressive, sorry.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Has the Cyborg lost the will to live yet?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:09pm Marmalade Kitty:

The auto tune always has a Polish accent
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:09pm Premise:

It's lost the will to even wish it were alive.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY:

DANNE D - what's up!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:09pm cheri:

how's it going danne?? i hope i'll see you later 2night,,,
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

@JCJ: Yeah, I was just thinking of that computer, ELIZA. And the "Chat with John Lennon" AI generator, of similar quality--I actually thought they copped some of that algorithm once Alice mentioned "Imagine".
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Sir Andy Breckman - right? It's long past due!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:10pm Jersey:

East Orange Peel?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY:

That "new number" gag never gets old.

It never gets funny, but it never gets old.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:12pm Producers:

FAKE CALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:13pm ASB:

Dang it. I'm on so many anti-depressants and mood stablizers, but I can't call in because I'm working in a cube. Should I quit my job?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:13pm Pill Popper:

@Andy: I can't go on without WFMU, and I can't go on WITH it either!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Prozac should be a WFMU Premium!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

@ASB: Duh, yes!
Wait, do you get your health insurance through work?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:14pm Callers:

WE'RE TOO ANXIOUS TO CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:14pm OMG:

This show is soooo boring!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:14pm Danne D:

Nick is gaining a serious amount of private information here....
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:14pm Hi, Dr. Nick!:

Confide in Dr. Nick!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:15pm the other callers:

we're too stoned to call
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What's NICK on?

That's the question, man.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:15pm Danne D:

This show would've been a lot better if they had Ted Leo in as a guest.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:15pm ASB:

@Matt: I DO get my health insurance through work! I'm traaaaapped
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:15pm The Pharmacists:

We know everyone's meds.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY:

DANNNNNNE D - whaaat's up???
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:16pm Danne D:

Hey Mister Johnny, Hey cheri.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:17pm Danne D:

Sorry Mister Johnny - wouldn't touch this topic with a 1000 foot pole.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is the Fuzz monitoring this show????
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:18pm cheri:

tell me danne will i see you on evan's show 2night??
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:18pm daupo:

I wish I could be of help, but I self-medicate. No 'scrips here!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:18pm What kind of topics!:

how about blues and shoes?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Danne D - you can tell me - what are you on, man?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:19pm Danne D:

No idea, cheri. You going to call in for this topic?

Actually nothing serious, Mr. Johnny - it'd be a disappointing call.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:20pm Danne D:

none of which are anti-depressants.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:20pm Sorry, Beth:

Father's Day show: Did that at least two times already!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Could there be a drinking game where you take a shot every time ANDY says "MAN?"
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:21pm Danne D:

I still haven't met the gentleman that was going to ask me to join the mafia that my mom always talked about.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:21pm I notice:

Sometime in 2007, Ken gave up on forcing Andy to do good shows.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:22pm kat330:

Cosmetication: Mood makeup and concealer of the true blue you [E.g.: Nobody likes a sad sack, so go pop a Prozac!]
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:23pm cheri:

no danne i don't use meds...i'm always happy,,thats the way i roll.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:23pm Carnac the Magnificent:

Answer: Andy Breckman, Ken Friedman, and Seven Second Delay.

Question: Name a misanthrope, a user of dope, and program with no hope.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Why doesn't KEN guess what drugs the other WFMU DJ's are on. Lots and lots of drugs!!!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:24pm Carnac the Magnificent:

@Mister J: Or even which drugs are being actually used DURING which shows.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:24pm Leber:

This is the saddest topic ever. I've gotten a bunch of life-threatening health problems from using antidepressants. Stay away guys!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:24pm jaycjay:

I feel so left out. I think I've had a prescription for some medication maybe twice in my life.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:25pm Andrew Breitbart:

Never took antidepressants. I am afraid I might get hooked.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:26pm THAT CALLER:

She had a SHOW in UPPSALA!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:26pm Danne D:

Mister Johnny have you ever pondered where those DJs GOT their drugs?

Anyhow, I'm gathering that if this were a SUW top they'd get more calls with Viagra.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I think FRANGRY is on heroin.

That's just a guess though.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:26pm Nick the Bard:

What am i on? Nothing. Except the phones anyway...
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY'S EVIL TWIN:

FRANGRY is A heroine! That's a FACT!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Call her FOXY LADY
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:28pm it's a tough call:

@Leber: I had a life-threatening health problem from not using them, though.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY:

God - I would give my left ball for William S. Burroughs to call in!!!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:28pm Carnac the Magnificent:

Wow, them's sopme hardcore antidepressants, scary!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:29pm hahaha:

lol @ Andy being uncomfortable with giving advice to people with mental issues...
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:29pm Marmalade Kitty:

I'm on the monkey but the Opiates are on me
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:30pm Manson's Marilyn:

I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:30pm Mike Rowe:

I have a film in the Pipeline, too, what a coincidence.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:30pm Danne D:

This whole show reminds me this time on thanksgiving break where I was at my aunt's in Missouri. College friends came over (we were going to the Blues game) and we had pizza and as we're sitting over dinner my aunt and (now-late) uncle who are pharmacists, my cousin who was in pharmacy school, my younger cousin, and the family friend basically were having this huge discussion about all these different drugs.

Walking out my friend could barely contain his laughter and said "They're just so...just so..." and I replied "Pharmaceutical?" and he goes "YES!"

Was funnier at the time and thus comments board fodder.

Title for movie: Mr Monk Goes Down The Crapper
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:33pm Larry Logorrhea:

  Wed. 6/8/11 6:34pm Danne D:

downside to being narcissistic is that you get elected governor of Alaska.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:34pm kat330:

Been waiting for them to return to a phone-in show and, wouldn't ya know, never taken a 'scrip in my life.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:35pm Suggestion Box:

Add a line to the pledge form for psychotropic meds. It would make this game a lot easier next year.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:35pm Danne D:

I like how needing praise and crave admiration are different items on the checklist.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY:

More crazy people should call in. I'm lookin at you Narduar.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:35pm Danne D:

@kat330 you can call in and be the "trick" caller
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:35pm From Miami:

It's Laurie
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:36pm Suggestion Box:

You could also use that new pledge form line to program to your main psychotropic med demos.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Laurie the Librarian.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:38pm kat330:

Heh! Except I'd have to endure too much abuse first -- on my LD dime -- and I might well need an anti-depressant after Andy has his fun. ;)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:39pm Adam in Portland:

Somehow Laurie has a pill organizer and is NOT on Celexa or Citalopram?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:39pm Xanax is not like Celexa, Ken:

Xanax is an anti-anxiety drug. You can take it for fun. Celexa is an SSRI anti-depressant and it is bor-ing
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:39pm jaycjay:

I want to know where the library science came from. That seems harder to figure out than what meds someone might be on.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Andy is on the Viagra - right???
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:40pm DEMON VOICE:

This is getting… kind of dark. Don't turn off the light in the library, Laurie.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:40pm Suggestion Box:

@jayclay: It came from the comment board???
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:40pm Jasperodus:

Why are all the contestants on crappy reality shows always either pharmaceutical reps (or bartenders, repping other kinds of pharms)?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Could Ken send out a prescription fun pack to the best caller?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:40pm poopoodeedoo:

jaycjay: She is a LONG TIME regular caller. Andy just did not recognize her.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:41pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Someone please tell me when Night People are coming back!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:41pm Danne D:

@jaycjay cuz Ken knew who the caller is.

I've been disqualified from trivia contests in the past when Ken discovered my voice :)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:41pm Suggestion Box:

next week
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:41pm Adam in Portland:

Next week
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:42pm Danne D:

Andy doesn't recognize any caller (most infamously this happened with the previous wifey)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY:

You need one of those electronic voice changers, Danne D.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

Night People = next Thursday @ 7PM
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:42pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

  Wed. 6/8/11 6:42pm Marmalade Kitty:

WIR HABEN Mittel Sie geben Ihre MEDIKAMENTE :)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:43pm Adam in Portland:

I'm almost certain to recognize Congressman Anthony Weiner behind 1/2 open saloon doors now.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Andy: "I'm not rude."

What the fuck???
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:43pm anne:

Wow listening from bklyn museum!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:43pm Stalker Alert:

Watch out for this caller!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:43pm anne:

Wow listening from bklyn museum!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:44pm Ralph Edwards:

Andy Breckman, This Is Your Life which you do not remember.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:44pm Don McLean:

Does Anthony Weiner give dick autographs?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:44pm Danne D:

Actually Mister Johnny, I tried to disguise my voice by talking through a plastic drinking cup. Actually made it longer than the original call but Ken became sketch on the whole thing and hung up (not sure he knew it was me). Terre T, however, was listening, recognized that it was me again, and thought it was funny - thus making it all worth it.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

This caller got off topic by bringing up personal memories of Andy long ago...
And actually IMPROVED the show from where it was going!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:45pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Drugs Andy needs:

  Wed. 6/8/11 6:45pm Danne D:

Shouldn't the show be called "Evening People" given the 7pm start time?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:46pm Adam in Portland:

This caller sounds like Moby. I need drugs.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:46pm Danne D:

Q: Is this topic just a means for Ken to expand his drug trafficking network?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:46pm Don McLean:

Listeners can say "night, people" when they turn off the show.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I remember that show, Danne D!!!

  Wed. 6/8/11 6:48pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Bluegrass and banjo...Jesus!
How do you think he got fucked up in the first place?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:48pm Marmalade Kitty:

Fake an injury for your pain killer!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:48pm Danne D:

As with pretty much every SSD I ever called into it hasn't managed to be re-aired :o)

Still wish they'd find the "20 Questions" episode and re-air it.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:48pm MISTER JOHNNY:


Is Monk in that?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:49pm Marmalade Kitty:

Or grow some poppies :)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:50pm Lying liar:

Danne D, MISTER JOHNNY, I think you are liars. Danne D never called in, Terre T never listened and Ken never hung up. Liars!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

NOOO!! Come back, Methadone!
I can't believe Andy let an opportunity for someone to talk the show out fly by!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:50pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I would call, but I'm not on any drugs.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:50pm Marmalade Kitty:

  Wed. 6/8/11 6:51pm Danne D:

LOL at Lying Liar - I call in from time to time - generally when the show is a total disaster and thus I can't drag it down any further
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is "Zits" a "Grease" parody?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:51pm Danne D:

Aderol is an ADD drug as well
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY:

That's every fuckin' show, Danne D!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:52pm Adam in Portland:

Zanax with a Z?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:52pm Danne D:

Whoa! Andy just quoted a Phil Ochs song!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I think I need a anti-depressant after this show!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:53pm kat330:

As usual, the playlist offers more entertainment bang for the buck than the show. Maybe they can read transcripts as a premise: Ken and Andy, Read SSD playlists.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:53pm Robert:

Please, PLEASE don't ask Hugh Loebner if he's on antidepressants!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:53pm Marmalade Kitty:

This, is a cool show :)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:53pm Robert:

Alprazolam, generic for Xanax, has a "z".
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:53pm Laurie:

Ummmmm there's no Z in Xanax.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:54pm Laurie:

Maybe he's on the Mexican Xanax.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What drugs is Tom Scharpling taking?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:54pm Nick the Bard:

Did one of you just call and say you're on your cancer ridden uncle's severed limbs?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:54pm The Great Pharmaceutigo:

Don't take the brown acid!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

Yeah, Ken's on Celexa amongst OTHER things...
@MK: An awesome show, like kat said largely because of the comment interplay along with the show!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:54pm Adam in Portland:

I'd like Milo to call in again. Any show, any time, but especially now.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:54pm Robert:

I know because I've been given alprazolam when Xanax was prescribed, filled generically.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

@MISTER JOHNNY: Modulator :)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:55pm woooop:

Amy's laugh always charms me. It's simultaneously obnoxious and delightful.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:55pm Adam in Portland:

Thank you, Robert. Thank you, Laurie. ;-)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:56pm Robert:

That's what the caller meant when he said "Xanax" was right. He said it (alprazolam) had a z, and the judges would accept the brand name as a correct answer.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:57pm Robert:

HCTZ!? That's a diuretic!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:57pm Marmalade Kitty:

(obsessive compulsive fucker)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:57pm Robert:

And I've been given HCTZ (hydrochlorthiazide) too.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Ken sure knows A LOT about drugs.
Is there trouble at home, Ken?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:58pm Danne D:

Have a happy weekend everyone!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:58pm Nick the Bard:

R.L. Stine also wrote a bunch of G.I. Joe books too.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:58pm poooooow:

attention deficit masturbation
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:58pm Careful Listener:

Ken's obviously a highly educated wack job. That, or a psychopharmacologist.
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:58pm Marmalade Kitty:

Gimme gimme shock treatment!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Ask Dick Cavett what drugs he's on!!!!
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:58pm Adam in Portland:

A question: aren't the callers the judges? :-)
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:59pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Trampled running for the exits?
  Wed. 6/8/11 6:59pm Careful Listener:

Dick Cavett has probably been on every mood altering drug available any time since 1954
  Wed. 6/8/11 7:01pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is there a drug that cures not being funny?
  Wed. 6/8/11 7:01pm Marmalade Kitty:

The men in white coats WILL be calling :)
  Wed. 6/8/11 7:01pm GREAT SHOW!:

  Wed. 6/8/11 10:24pm chet:

Hey, I'm currently on two of the drugs callers mentioned and have been on 3 or 4 others that Ken mentioned! I feel like I finally belong!
  Thu. 6/9/11 3:20am lz:

I love Ken's sympathetic, yet unapologetic attitude about drugs.
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