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Options April 8, 2011: Desperate Measures

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  Fri. 4/8/11 6:02pm FRANGRY:

Hi Weirdos
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:02pm TubaRuba:

Man, Billy Jam's show is hott. Every week I hear the end and wonder why I don't listen to the whole thing
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:02pm John McCabe in L.A.:

ok start the show already
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:03pm Slow:

English measures, or metric measures?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:03pm Tommelise:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Let the desperation begin!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:04pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Hey dudz
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:05pm TubaRuba:

Show topic: Disparate Measures, where we argue over the dimensions of various objects
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:05pm Danne D:

Hi Weirdos :)
Hi Frangry <333
Hi Andy :)
It's TubaRuba!!!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:05pm Danne D:

S'up McCabe and Slow, Tommelise, and Listener Dave and the all-knowing Mister Johnny.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY:

ANDY'S gotten really good at running the board.

Maybe he should go to Japan and fix that reactor!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:06pm TubaRuba:

Hello and happy Friday to all you friendly folk
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:06pm Tommelise:

Desperate measures remind that I should be careful not to get caught by Andy García.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:06pm dave ie:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:06pm Danne D:

Wonder how Frangry would pronounce FCC if she read it like a word.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:06pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

For some reason I am anticipating John M's call today
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:06pm lauren:

there was a man escorted off the plane when i landed in newark. man in first class peed on a stewardess
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:07pm Dan B From Upstate:

Wow, Frangry... Cutting it awful close, there.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:07pm jaycjay:

In Nebraska, the city name that's spelled the same way is pronounced "Norfork."
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:07pm Stewardess:

and he wouldn't even pay me, cheapskate
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Danne D - what's up, buddy!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:08pm Danne D:

Lauren - was it this airline?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I can't wait to hear SPIKE'S story!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:08pm jaycjay:

Ah, looking at the photo... that dress definitely shouldn't be covered with a sweater!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:09pm Danne D:

I've tried to suppress any such desperate stories as I'm desperate enough.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:09pm Colin from Vancouver British Columbia Canada:

Frangry. Say Norfolk again SLOWLY. Please. thanks!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:10pm Danne D:

So like 90% of these stories are gonna be about poop and pee.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:10pm Listener #7:

and then he was like "UGH. MAN!"
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:10pm Old Guy:

I can neither screw nor fuck without Cialis.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:10pm Danne D:

I mean hell, I have 2 desperate pee stories myself
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:10pm dave ie:

Danne - you say that like it's a bad thing
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:11pm cheri:

hiya danne how's it goin??? i missed you wed night,, btw have you read the comments i made??
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:11pm Old Guy:

omg, the skunk's in the room!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:11pm Danne D:

One of them was in like 20 degree weather in what was a large public gathering (I didn't find a semi-truck, but rather a parked bus)
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:11pm TubaRuba:

I want to hear dudes' stories about taking out a second mortgage to pledge to WFMU in a desperate attempt to win the date with Frangry
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:12pm Danne D:

Hiya Cheri :) Yep thanks for the comments. I think you might be making Evan jealous though by shouting me out.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY:

FRANGRY is calling the commentators out!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:13pm jaycjay:

I considered doing that, TubaRuba, but in the end decided that I'm not THAT desperate.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:13pm Danne D:

Btw, TubaRuba is right.

I bet you can do a whole show where Frangry just reads e-mails from dudes who were desperate to see Andy...I mean Frangry's breasteses.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:14pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I was really really hungry once and I had to eat at a Subway.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:14pm FRANGRY:

go to myfreaks.tumblr.com
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:14pm Danne D:

I parsed out my pledges in incorrect fashion so I couldn't
do my desperate attempt at a Frangry date.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:15pm Danne D:

add "andy just take your shirt off" to the Frangry sound board please
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:15pm TubaRuba:

@Frango - first thing I thought of, too
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:15pm Premise:

Ur in trouble now.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:16pm Danne D:

Frangry How are u? i love your pictures you look very nice. BEAUTIFUUUUUL!!! HAY! HAY! HAY!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:16pm RJO III:

spike is not invited to any of my parties
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:16pm Marmalade Kitty:

As the given topics feedback is always inane, there is no reason why the comments board record of Kens show shouldnt be beaten easily..? Today perhaps?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:16pm Danne D:

Hey Frangry I will let you be the dominant one and ever so often I will reverse the role which will surprise you, ha ha…. But no I’m serious….. Just imagine how beautiful our baby would be, Hmmm?…
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is SPIKE a psychopath?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:16pm Danne D:

Okay maybe I won't keep posting passages from Frangry's myfreaks page :)
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:17pm Obviously:

@MJ: Is the Pope Catholic?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:17pm Danne D:

You sure Ken has the record Kitty? I mean we've had over 500 on here in an hour at least once.

(My personal best is 60 I think)
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:17pm TubaRuba:

Ooh, John is upping the bar with scripted conceptual calls, I like it
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:17pm cheri:

well danne and the rest of you guys i got to head out,, i'll see you in 2 weeks danne,,love ya
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:18pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

BTW, that video was awful
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:18pm Danne D:

New show premise:

Mister Johnny analyzes and profiles the callers and commenters.

Um, I have to say I am 100% fearful of such a concept.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:18pm Tommelise:

If I call today, it'll be an act of desperation.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY:

ANDY would be great on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:19pm Danne D:

Take care Cheri :) Have fun on your mystery journey.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:19pm cheri:

ohhh i forget happy spring everyone!!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:19pm Obviously:

Starting the diagnosis of Danne D: Deep seated need for approval.

Scared yet?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:19pm Danne D:

LOL Tommelise. I only call in when the show seems to be teetering towards desperation. I figure my call won't do any damage then.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:20pm Danne D:

Obviously, I approve of that diagnosis.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:20pm TubaRuba:

Oh man Jenna is amazing I am consistently glad that she calls!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:20pm Obviously:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:20pm fxo:

it takes guts, to spill your guts.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:20pm Danne D:

Only scared of commitment, Obviously.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:21pm Tommelise:

Now THAT is a desperate comeback.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:21pm Marmalade Kitty:

Kens show 30th March record..?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:21pm Danne D:

(And yes, that's obviously a double meaning sentence there)

FXO! Good to see you hear, sir.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Has ANDY ever been on "Jeopardy?"
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:22pm Danne D:

I'd have to do a count, Kitty. The Gum show had a massive response rate.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I'm gonna shoot Ronald Reagan to impress FRANGRY.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:22pm Conan Doyle:

Andy has always been too busy ripping me off, I mean doing hommages.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:23pm Marmalade Kitty:

DanneD, Minimize the screen and count the countless lines..
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:24pm Listener #12:

File this under who gives a shit.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:24pm Barbie:

@MK: Math class is tough.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:24pm Tommelise:

Reading the chapter about the "fetus in a jar" from Bush's autobiography was an act of desperation to avoid boredom.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:24pm Danne D:

Makes me think of the XTC album "Oranges and Lemons" in a whole new light.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:25pm cheri:

danne i'm sorry that i'm away alot these days,,,=( but 'll be back in two weeks,, and you're a terrific friend!!!!!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:25pm Marmalade Kitty:

Any other suggestion as to how you can more easily count lines?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Who gives an orange!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:25pm fxo:

XTC, how appropriate!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:26pm Barbie:

my hoohahs are bigger than cheri's
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:26pm Math Class:

to get to 600 in 60 minutes, every single minute stamp has to have 10 on average. We are more in the five or so per minute range here.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:26pm Danne D:

It's okay cheri. No worries. It's good to disappear from the boards sometimes.

To kitty - I usually just do a select all and then past it into excel. By usually I mean the one time I did it after the gum show.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:27pm Danne D:

True fact - Rifampin (which you take to prevent meningitis) will make your pee (and tears) turn orange.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I oranged my pants on the subway once. It was horrible.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:28pm Tommelise:

In my adult life I've come to realize that all or most conversation end desperately on "oranges."
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:28pm RJO III:

andy told the story about the time he pooped his pants
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:29pm Danne D:

I bombed out in my interview portion for "Weakest Link". I totally thought I was going to make it as I had the "Know-it-all prick" character down well.

(No schtick in that statement, I figured that was the angle.)

Also true - my mom won 3 days on the original jeopardy with Art Fleming.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What story would you tell now, ANDY?

Something about RUSSIA perhaps.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:29pm Mike:

I never oranged my pants but I did have mudd butt a few times.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:30pm Marmalade Kitty:

No calls fom outside of NJ..?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:30pm Laura Ashley:

One time i did actually orange my pants and i had to wear my nephews huge Jncos at an amusment park. I'm 43.

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Next time ANDY - use the story that guy told about telling his boss to "go fist himself!"

Alex Trebek LOVES that kind of stuff.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:31pm Danne D:

Jeopardy applicants skew very white and very male. Those were two big strikes against Andy. Being from NYC area is a plus though.

When I tried out there were like 57 men out of 60 people - it was ridiculous.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:31pm Tommelise:

I once threw arcade coins on a tollbooth as an act of desperation because I didn't have change.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:32pm Danne D:

I would Nardwuar would have some good tips for how Andy can win over Trebek.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I peed my pants at Disney World because I didn't want to lose my place in line for "SPACE MOUNTAIN."
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:33pm Alex Trebeck:

I'm more into the peeing-on-stewardess stories, actually. Giggity!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Alex Trebeck also loves auto-erotic asphyxiation stories, ANDY.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:34pm mike noble 7sd:

does andy sound so unbelievably bassy to anyone else?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:35pm Tommelise:

But all girls do that!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:35pm Barry White:

No, Andy is a poser, baby.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:35pm mike mckenzie:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY:

"Mike McKenzie"

That orange is LAME!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:36pm Mike Mckenzie:

how come you never call?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:36pm Laura Ashley:

one time i was dead ass broke (last week) so i stole food from pret a manger around the corner from my work
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:36pm Annoying Orange:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:37pm mike noble 7sd:

ute! there it is!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:38pm Danne D:

I wonder if Mike McKenzie is related to cheri
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY:

"Mike McKenzie?"

That's the name of a lumberjack! WTF?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:38pm Annoying Orange:

i wonder if *sheri* is related to *cheri*.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:39pm Laura Ashley:

i just sharted.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:39pm cheri:

lol thats funny danne
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:39pm Marmalade Kitty:

You cannot steal food. Eating daily is a neccecity.. survival is a desperate measure
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:39pm Tommelise:

I'm desperate to call, but I cannot find my cellphone.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:40pm Annoying Orange:

@Tommelise: If someone else is there, use their phone to call yours.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:41pm Danne D:

@tommelise just post your number up on this board and we'll call you. I mean what's the worst that can happen?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:41pm Tommelise:

There is only one phone. :(
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:41pm Annoying Orange:

@danne: ask andy b.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:41pm Danne D:

His name is Mike McKenzie, but his friends call him "Spuds"
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:42pm Tommelise:

My act of desperation would be posting my phone number on this board.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:42pm Danne D:

:( Poor Tommelise - I'm sure you can find a pay phone somewhere within 10 miles of your location
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:43pm Danne D:

@AO - naah, I've lost that number. was funny for a week though.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:43pm cheri:

danne i wish i could give you my e-mail adress,,
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:44pm Annoying Orange:

it's sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Someone should set up a Mike McKenzie facebook page. Mike can beg FRANGRY to rekindle their romance.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:44pm Laura Ashley:

these calls are too longwinded, frangry needs to be more impatient tonight
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:45pm Annoying Orange:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:45pm Danne D:

I'm impressed that Frangry hung with this story. I thought she was going to nod off in the middle of that.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is this car talk?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:46pm TubaRuba:

Amen, Laura. I've zoned out a few times
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:46pm cheri:

well g'night for real...
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:46pm Danne D:

Naah, I can't steal ya from EFD, Cheri :)
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:46pm Tom & Ray:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:46pm Danne D:

g'night Cheri.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:46pm jaycjay:

That story could have been told in about 4 seconds: my alternator died, so I had no lights or wipers. It got dark and was raining and I had to drive that way for six hours then I got home safely.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:47pm Danne D:

I'm desperate to hear a Tuba Ruba call to SUW
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Wow! Burlesque? Really? That's desperate!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:47pm Danne D:

Frangry >>>>>>> Sarah Silverman
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:48pm Danne D:

Tommelise sounds nothing like I expected.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:48pm Danne D:

Glad that Tommelise stole somebody phone in order to call though :)
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:48pm Tom & Ray:

expatiate, Danne D
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:48pm Marmalade Kitty:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:50pm Hopey:

This is more laziness than desperation
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:51pm Danne D:

Somebody's phone.

Expatiate on what Tom and Ray?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I reviewed "Burlesque."

I give it four oranges!!!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:51pm coolrapguy69:

smdh. all the pots is ruinde
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:51pm Hopey:

Desperately lazy?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:51pm Tommelise:

I punched an old lady and stole her phone and her salt.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:51pm Tom & Ray:

"sounds nothing like what i expected" is vague
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:51pm Danne D:

Anyway, good job on your call Tommelise.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:52pm JCToo:

pots and pans? that is so dr. seuss!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:52pm Marmalade Kitty:

Tommelise, thats not my number!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:52pm Danne D:

I don't know what I expected Tommelise to sound like exactly, but it was sorta a surprise.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:53pm Tommelise:

I sound like a drowsy seven year old.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:53pm Mr. Wizrd:

One time i used masking tape to support my ankle when i twisted it. wow.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:53pm Tom & Ray:

good save, danne!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:53pm dave ie:

Is this Dave Emory - and did the Nazi's cut his brakes?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:53pm Deeeeeeeeeeee:

Frangry has the cutest laugh XD
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Jesus, more car talk?!?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:53pm Danne D:

What's with all the car stories that take longer to tell than the actual trip involved?
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:54pm Sammy:

when i worked at the supermarket, i used to take food that was ready for the garbage and eat it because my paycheck wasn't enough to pay my bills and buy food.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:54pm Tommelise:

@ Mr. Wizrd: That's a survivor skill.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:54pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Bah - I've driven without brakes before. No big deal.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:54pm Mr. Wizrd:

for more car talk listen to npr on sunday mornings! barf
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:55pm Marmalade Kitty:

Have a good one ;) MWAHahahahahaHAA!!!
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:55pm desperate?:

I could have called in to tell three or four similar car stories, but I had the idea that the point was to tell interesting stories.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:56pm Danne D:

Me too, Dave. Lots both brake cylinders on my Ford Maverick once. coasted right into my parking space at home.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:56pm Joseph Hit,ler:

smdh...what kind of man eat a water cereal...disgaceful
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:56pm TubaRuba:

Me too, Dave - did a five-hour drive having to pull the e-brake to slow down
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:56pm Sassie:

I ran out of maxi pads so I used a nike volleyball sock as a panty liner
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:56pm Danne D:

My car broke down once in what would later be known as the Bada Bing (aka Satin Dolls). It was the Kandy Bar at the time.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:57pm Danne D:

I'm very disappointed at the lack of cannibalism stories tonight. Kinda was expecting those.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:57pm Kandy Bar girls:

No wonder Danne was such a cheap tipper.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:57pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Usually I think my stories aren't that interesting but then I hear the callers.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:58pm Snortley:

My car almost ran out of gas, until I pulled into a gas station and filled it up.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:58pm Danne D:

lol - I was 17 at the time. And it was daytime. But that makes a boring story and thus no call.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:58pm TubaRuba:

I didn't have milk for cereal so I used grape juice. Still not sure how I feel about it.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Yeah - like the time Frangry's plane crashed in the Andes Mountains with her soccer team.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:58pm Danne D:

No shit, Dave. If I call it's usually a sure sign that the show has gone really really wrong.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:59pm Danne D:

Mister Johnny I heard she survived on all the gum that was in the pockets of the soccer players.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:59pm Sammy:

one word: beerios
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:59pm Danne D:

Good night weirdos :)
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:59pm Dr Kevorkian:

  Fri. 4/8/11 6:59pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Plus I am at work during the show.
  Fri. 4/8/11 6:59pm cannibal curtis:

one time i ran out of human flesh and i ate chicken nuggets for 3 whole days!
  Fri. 4/8/11 7:00pm cannibal curtis:

one time i ran out of human flesh and i ate chicken nuggets for 3 whole days!
  Fri. 4/8/11 10:53pm undeadgraceland:

this live?? nice mustache btw, frang
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