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December 17, 2010: I'm A Hprrible Monster
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Fri. 12/17/10 6:02pm
noah webster:
hprrible?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:02pm
FRANGRY:
HI WEIRDOS
Fri. 12/17/10 6:02pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
First.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:02pm
Jilliers:
Hprrable?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:03pm
Triumph:
I'm pooped on Frangry!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:04pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Drunk Frangry vs. Sober Frangry
Fri. 12/17/10 6:05pm
glenn:
my birthday week also. the 15th to be exact.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:05pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
DivaCup vs. Vagazzle
Fri. 12/17/10 6:06pm
Example:
Sometimes the ON AIR sign makes Frangry a hprrible mpnstpr
Fri. 12/17/10 6:08pm
tommelise:
I'm a hprrible monster, because I read horrible instead of hprrible. ¡Qué tonta soy!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:09pm
seang:
just be a member of the Bush family
Fri. 12/17/10 6:09pm
glenn:
mister johnny is obviously married.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:09pm
?:
that's "vajazzle", clueless one
Fri. 12/17/10 6:09pm
TubaRuba:
Why do I keep forgetting about SUW? Thankfully the WFMU twitter reminded me this week
Fri. 12/17/10 6:10pm
tommelise:
Is Barbara Bush a 'hprrible' monster for having a fetus in a jar?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:11pm
fetus:
i'm a hprrible monstor. or teratoma.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:11pm
Jilliers:
I'm NOT going to drink like Peter O'Toole! Imma drank like James Villiers!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:11pm
duncan:
Mouth noises make me a horrible monster - according to my girlfriend.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:11pm
glenn:
i'm an extra large!!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:12pm
doink:
the fetus is the monster
Fri. 12/17/10 6:12pm
Danne D:
hi weirdos :)
all I want for christmas is a 79 Cougar <333
love you frangry :) merry christmas all :)
Fri. 12/17/10 6:12pm
Talk Show Inside Baseball:
last show before a vacation = monstrously inadequate show prep
Fri. 12/17/10 6:12pm
hamburger:
stitching couple shirts together would be a pretty topical prize in a frankenstein-y way
Fri. 12/17/10 6:12pm
cfranz:
i am actually two midgets in a trench coat - so I will take the small
Fri. 12/17/10 6:12pm
Johnny Muller:
Spike hates people under 25
Fri. 12/17/10 6:12pm
seang:
Barbara Bush is a total monster
Fri. 12/17/10 6:13pm
tommelise:
Therefore a fetus in a jar is a monster!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:14pm
tommelise:
I'm a "hprrible" monster because I'm making a topic about how Barbara Bush is a terrible monster.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:14pm
?:
web cam would be cool
Fri. 12/17/10 6:14pm
Jilliers:
I hate kid callers.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:15pm
duncan:
you guys are monsters for hanging up on a child
Fri. 12/17/10 6:15pm
mmm:
You did hang up on her two weeks ago!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:15pm
tommelise:
The Chupacabras is from a farm in Puerto Rico. However, there is a "gárgola" in southern part of Puerto Rico. That island is filled with monsters.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:15pm
Jilliers:
Hang up on that fucker.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:16pm
glenn:
this topic sucks. sorry, but there it is.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:16pm
Phone:
I hung up on the kid MYSELF. I have SOME standards, you know.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:16pm
TubaRuba:
Hi Danne, Merry Christmas to you and weirdos all across the world
Fri. 12/17/10 6:16pm
PLEASE!:
Beefheart tribute, guys? In your own special way?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:17pm
tommelise:
Frangry is a monster for hanging-up on a child. Will she put it in a jar after she hangs-up on that child?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:17pm
duncan:
ANOTHER ONE!!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:17pm
Jilliers:
I can't listen is kids are going to call...
Fri. 12/17/10 6:18pm
TubaRuba:
Those two seconds of Andy smashing his keyboard sounded like two hours of any other WFMU show
Fri. 12/17/10 6:18pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Can SUW callers submit ideas for show topics to FRANGRY?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:19pm
Moster Alert System:
Run for your lives, it's the Invasion of the Brain Eating Brats from Uranus!!!!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:19pm
Listener Dave:
Hello all
Fri. 12/17/10 6:19pm
Jilliers:
You MUST be THIS OLD to call SUW!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:19pm
tommelise:
This show is monstrous!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:20pm
Listener Dave:
Drunk Andy is hairable
Fri. 12/17/10 6:20pm
TubaRuba:
Hi Dave - Happy Friday
Fri. 12/17/10 6:21pm
hamburger:
Martha Stewart MARTHA STEWART
Fri. 12/17/10 6:21pm
Toby:
Adopting an Asian baby and naming her Mr Miyagi makes me a monster.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:21pm
tommelise:
Of the cookie monster was in my house, that would be like having a robber in my house! He would be stealing my cookies!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:22pm
TubaRuba:
How about one week's topic is "call in and suggest a show topic"?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:22pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
The girl from RINGU is very scary!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:22pm
Listener Dave:
Every day is a halppy friday
Fri. 12/17/10 6:22pm
Jilliers:
Mys twin sister... THERE-- I said it...
Fri. 12/17/10 6:22pm
tommelise:
Oprah is a horrible monster that tries to brainwash neurotic women.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:23pm
hamburger:
Ann Coulter?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:24pm
Midterm Exam:
"neurotic women"
Redundant? Discuss.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:24pm
Robert:
Do you think that character might've gotten its identity when someone misinterpreted "kooky monster"?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:24pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Which twin drives the hearse?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:24pm
hamburger:
is just back from Austria, so... Josef Fritzl?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:25pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
What's so bad about crack addicted hookers???
Fri. 12/17/10 6:25pm
tommelise:
The governor of Puerto Rico is a horrible monster!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:25pm
Jilliers:
Can I call again so I we don't have to listen to stories about people's kids??????????????????????????
Fri. 12/17/10 6:26pm
TubaRuba:
@Robert - "In a song in 2004, Cookie Monster revealed that, before he ate his first cookie, he believes his name was Sid." from Wikipedia
Freaky.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:26pm
Jilliers:
I drive the hearse...
Fri. 12/17/10 6:26pm
Listener Dave:
Children are monsters and riddled with germs
Fri. 12/17/10 6:26pm
Prize Dept.:
"You have to win to get a tshirt."
(BUT all callers are losers, in case you aren't really listening)
Fri. 12/17/10 6:27pm
Hello Alex:
My dad accidentally burned me with a cigarette when I was a kid and I smoke like 2 packs a day...
Fri. 12/17/10 6:27pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
What's in the back of the hearse?????
Fri. 12/17/10 6:28pm
tommelise:
@ Mister Johnny:
A horrible monster!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:28pm
zombie:
i'm just misunderstood.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:28pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
I think FRANGRY'S drinking problem makes her a monster.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:29pm
tommelise:
The people on the comment's board should win a tshirt. We have better stories and comments than the callers! Y
Fri. 12/17/10 6:29pm
Jilliers:
Back of the hearse right now: sofa cushions, empty boxes and some pans... I'm moving tomorrow.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:29pm
hamburger:
I know it's only half way, but as it's the last show of the year, Weirdos, Andy, Frangry.. have a great Xmas and 2011!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:30pm
Moree Lubrication, Please!:
Frangry's problem is not having too much to drink. It's that she hasn't had NEARLY ENOUGH yet.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:30pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
I second that!!!
FRANGRY should have a best caller AND a best message board commenter!!!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:30pm
Jilliers:
I don't call it "X-Giving" ... just saying,,,
Fri. 12/17/10 6:31pm
Robert:
@ Tubaruba; I'm not buying some ex post facto story of the origin of a monster's monsternality.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:31pm
TubaRuba:
Happy Weird Year, hamburger!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:31pm
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HAPPY NEW WEIRD!!!!!!!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:32pm
tommelise:
Made-up words are horrible monsters!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:32pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Jillers,
Are you ever driving at night and look in the rearview mirror and see a GHOST of a corpse that was carried in the hearse?!?!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:33pm
Turn Him Up:
I can't make this guy out from down there in his coffin.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:34pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
FRANGRY,
Do you use your real name on OKCUPID?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:34pm
tommelise:
These callers are not horrible monsters, they are horribly boring!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:35pm
Listener Dave:
Sheesh
Fri. 12/17/10 6:35pm
Jilliers:
One of the first night I had the hearse... I was driving down the GSP and kept hearing what I thought sounded like breathing... I was scared shit-less... it was a piece of paper left by the previous owner.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:35pm
zombie:
commenters rule, callers drool!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:36pm
Jilliers:
Kristen, you are a monster for telling me to live with my dead best friend.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:36pm
Listener Dave:
Andy should write a book of useless information
Fri. 12/17/10 6:36pm
?:
no shit, zombie. who is putting in the quarter and dialing the phone for them from the closed ward?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:36pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
What was written on the paper?
Somethin' SCARY?!?!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:37pm
Jilliers:
It was a poster for SATURDAY NIGHTMARES!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:37pm
tommelise:
Please, hang-up on him. My ear are bleeding!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:38pm
Listener Dave:
How about no call, just comments?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:38pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
What's "SATURDAY NIGHTMARES?"
Fri. 12/17/10 6:38pm
tommelise:
That would be monstrous! You people are MONSTERS!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:39pm
GWAR:
jagermonster is stolen from Gwar
Fri. 12/17/10 6:40pm
tommelise:
If I call, would WFMU pay my phone bill? I'm overseas.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:40pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
frangry
Put commentators on the LIST!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:40pm
LMAO:
"Pizaa Industry" WTF LMFAO, these goddam callers!!!!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:40pm
Toby:
Smelling a new pair of running shoes and imagining a box full of tiny Mexican fingers makes me a monster.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:41pm
Dominos:
Extra pubes, $2
Fri. 12/17/10 6:41pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Show topic idea:
WORST PIZZA TOPPINGS
Fri. 12/17/10 6:41pm
Listener Dave:
Poo poo doo doo
Fri. 12/17/10 6:42pm
tommelise:
I would call if I'm allowed to speak in Spanish, and tell my story of why I'm a horrible monster!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:42pm
Jilliers:
http://www.saturdaynightmares.com/home.html
Fri. 12/17/10 6:43pm
Toby:
Captain Beefheart has just died, that makes this the most monsterous day of 2010.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:43pm
Hello Alex:
I'm a monster for suggesting this: A Small Drop of Dish Soap in the Pizza Guy's Customer's food... within 24hrs that guy'll blow it out his Ass!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:43pm
cfranz:
i thought he was going to say he had unclean thoughts about frangry - that would make us all monsters
Fri. 12/17/10 6:43pm
Jilliers:
Religion is SEXY! No worries!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:43pm
Talk About Monsters:
Most of the callers sound like relatives of Jeffrey Dahmer
Fri. 12/17/10 6:44pm
zombie:
oh, fuck a bunch of sexy nuns.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:44pm
tommelise:
Soy un monstruo espantoso, porque quiero llamar y hablar español. Si me lo permiten, les diré mi historia.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:44pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
I like sexy flying nuns.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:44pm
cfranz:
you could do the virgin mary in the butt and she would still be a virgin
Fri. 12/17/10 6:45pm
Listener Dave:
FM - moo?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:46pm
bobby sue:
R.I.P. Vilet
Fri. 12/17/10 6:46pm
tommelise:
"Doble ve, efe eme u, (WFMU) estás en el aire"
Fri. 12/17/10 6:46pm
Elwyn:
Hey weirdos!
I'm in the countryside of Gloucester so can't call from my mobile. But I can post!
I'm a monster because when people tell me really horrible things about death or severe injury of loved ones, I picture it in my head as a comedic wayand have to suppress my laughter and fake sympathy
Fri. 12/17/10 6:46pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
FRANGRY'S a Catholic.
What do you think her confessions are like?
Does the priest pass out from shock?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:47pm
Jilliers:
Happy Advent, Elwyn!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:47pm
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Danne D, the Comments Board Den Mother
Fri. 12/17/10 6:48pm
RICO:
WHO WOULD WIN IN A MONSTER FIGHT? CHUCKIE OR THE BRIDE OF CHUCKIE? CAUSE CHICKS FIGHT DIRTY, WHICH MAKES THEM MORE MONSTEROUS!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:48pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
IT WILL BE POSTED ON THE SUW MESSAGEBOARD!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:48pm
cfranz:
they would make her gargle with holy water
Fri. 12/17/10 6:48pm
TubaRuba:
This is the first show in a while where everyone has definitely lived up to being weirdos.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:49pm
Listener Dave:
Thou shalt not kill
Fri. 12/17/10 6:49pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
FRANGRY,
Do you covet your neighbor's ass????
Fri. 12/17/10 6:49pm
Jilliers:
The Ten Commandments are for Jews... Christianity is a religion of Faith.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:49pm
glenn:
did frangry covey her neighbour's wife? that's HOT!!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:49pm
ladyhawk:
Seven second delay did a show where they broke all the commandments in one show
Fri. 12/17/10 6:50pm
glenn:
mister johnny - the revolution will not be colorized.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:51pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Do any pizza delivery guys drive a hearse.
That would be cool.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:52pm
Jilliers:
I used to deliver pizza; back when I drove an Oldsmobile...
Fri. 12/17/10 6:52pm
Dominos:
Splash of formaldehyde, $2
Fri. 12/17/10 6:53pm
Johnny Muller:
best way to seek revenge by tampering with food: put lots of insulin in their food
Fri. 12/17/10 6:53pm
Listener Dave:
I give this show a B-
Fri. 12/17/10 6:54pm
Robert:
Insulin doesn't work by mouth.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:54pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Do you put pee-pee in their coke?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:54pm
cfranz:
i worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster - that kind of makes me a monster
Fri. 12/17/10 6:54pm
Listener Dave:
The food delivery thing was also done on 7 second delay
Fri. 12/17/10 6:54pm
Professor:
Grade Inflation.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:54pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
I give this show a C plus.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
cfranz:
7 second delay had the pizza race at the UCB - we all got a free slice
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
Professor:
Ditto.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
seang:
holyshit!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
FRANGRY:
i give this show an F
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
tommelise:
You guys hung-up on me!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
Professor:
F as in Frangry?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
Toby:
Mikey D's voice makes me wish Hitler had won
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
mkos:
For one show you guys should call in ten deliveries and whoever gets there firat gets to be intervoewed on the air. My boyfriend and i listen every single week while he delivers mexican food.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:55pm
Also Afraid:
Mom gave me and my sisters cigarettes suddenly, when we were 4-5-6 years old. Lit them and made us either smoke or eat them (our choice!) Turned out this was a trend inspired by a magazine article back in the 1960s.
We each got sick, but both sisters smoked years later. I won't do this to my kids or recommend it to others,and still love Ma. Evidence to the contrary indicated otherwise... and chewing tobacco was worse by far!
I'm a monster for waiting until a really good reason to throttle someone comes along.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:56pm
FRANGRY:
i thought you were a pranker
Fri. 12/17/10 6:56pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
12/14/79
A date which shall live in infamy.
Fri. 12/17/10 6:56pm
RICO:
munsters not monsters
Fri. 12/17/10 6:56pm
Jilliers:
I love playing The Munsters theme out of the hearse!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:57pm
tommelise:
I'm calling over seas!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:57pm
frangry:
the addams family started when uncle fester farted
Fri. 12/17/10 6:58pm
TubaRuba:
I like how the last five minutes of the show went from "Flirt with Frangry" to "Final Minutes with Mikey D" except it's really kinda the same thing
Fri. 12/17/10 6:58pm
Closer:
When did we "let's end it here"? About 45 minutes ago?
Fri. 12/17/10 6:58pm
Listener Dave:
fake frangry
Fri. 12/17/10 6:58pm
FRANGRY:
BYEW WEIRDOS. See you in 2011!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:58pm
tommelise:
You guys are horrible monsters because you hung-up on me and I've been calling overseas
Fri. 12/17/10 6:59pm
Jilliers:
Feel better Bomb Shelter Bob!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:59pm
TubaRuba:
Happy Holidays, Weirdies!
Fri. 12/17/10 6:59pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
More pizza calls, please.
Fri. 4/29/11 6:24pm
Sean:
You asked my name, I didn't hear you. Sorry. I'm Sean (the caller that regaled you with my story about "insineous"). Frangry, you sound like Victoria Jackson. Hilarious. Will you sing in that voice for us?!
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