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Fri. 11/20/09 6:13pm From: robert

maggots are baby flies - only eat dead flesh, handy for plastic surgery

Fri. 11/20/09 6:20pm From: Joe Steele

Hell that works.

Fri. 11/20/09 6:21pm From: robert

During college I was a waiter at a great restaurant, we had a bus boy who was so hungry that he ate off the plates of uneaten food he had bussed. We called him the bus tub gourmet.

Fri. 11/20/09 6:24pm From: Joe Steele

Winner.

Fri. 11/20/09 6:25pm From: Joe

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that...

Fri. 11/20/09 6:25pm From: bill

gross. but funny.

Fri. 11/20/09 6:27pm From: Joe Steele

They have one of those charts for people too.

Fri. 11/20/09 6:30pm From: stingy d

wiggle that ice cream out of your ear fool!

Fri. 11/20/09 6:30pm From: stingy d

fuck that man! WAGGLE it!

Fri. 11/20/09 6:31pm From: bill

i'd like to put my vote in for "islands in the stream," btw

Fri. 11/20/09 6:32pm From: stingy d

a PIZZA FACTORY!!! woggle!

Fri. 11/20/09 6:35pm From: flamingo kid

I worked in a beach club in rockaway queens. and I found a geneticly enganerded bunny dog washed up on the shore.

Fri. 11/20/09 6:36pm From: stingy d

you guys should play that charles manson song "garbage dump".... also shut up weirdo is the only place where body parts can get beat by a dildo???

Fri. 11/20/09 6:38pm From: G

in my 1880s house, the plumbing's very old. sometimes female types like to use baby wipes or similar when at toilet for "extra freshness". those babywipe things *don't* dissolve like t.p.; instead, at some point one of them gets hooked or caught on some interior joint between sections in the ancient clay sewer pipes under the basement floor, till enough of them accumulate there to totally clog the exit pipe to the street for the entire house. have you ever had raw sewage backing up totally on its own through the basement sink next to the washing machine? fun. we got a plumber in there to snake the main exit pipe pronto, before the sewage could started backing up through the sinks in the residential part of the house. baby wipes go in the trash!!!

Fri. 11/20/09 6:42pm From: stingy d

yo kid, don't open the can!

Fri. 11/20/09 6:46pm From: robert

Red Bull and Jack Daniels tastes like a whiskey sour.

Fri. 11/20/09 6:47pm From: stingy d

my friends were in a noise called "trashcan acid"

Fri. 11/20/09 6:48pm From: stingy d

noise = band

Fri. 11/20/09 6:57pm From: G

a female neighbor trying to catch my interest once left a clear plastic bag containing various colors and styles of her underwear on top of her garbage when she put it out, knowing i'd put my garbage can next to it later on (it was not in an area the general public would come upon). subtle, huh? true story. the garbage can mating signal.

Fri. 11/20/09 7:00pm From: stingy d

threw out my back once

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