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December 15, 2008: Live from the MALL: a WFMU christmas special
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| Artist | Track | Approx. start time | |
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| holiday loop | 0:00:00 (Real | ) | ||
| Alvin and The Chipmunks | christmas time | 0:09:56 (Real | ) | |
| charles brown | merry christmas baby | 0:10:20 (Real | ) | |
| Kay Star | everybody is waitin for the man wid da bag | 0:11:13 (Real | ) | |
| julie london | warm december | 0:14:34 (Real | ) | |
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Music behind DJ: |
loop | 0:15:50 (Real | ) | |
| yelloman | tis the season | 0:27:27 (Real | ) | |
| johnny clarke | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | 0:28:03 (Real | ) | |
| The Ethiopians | ding dong bells | 0:31:00 (Real | ) | |
| themarquees | christmas in the congo | 0:33:39 (Real | ) | |
| hawaiin christmas 12 days! | 0:45:21 (Real | ) | ||
| freddi mcgregger | felzi navida | 0:53:18 (Real | ) | |
| Ernest Tubb | blue christmas tree | 1:06:37 (Real | ) | |
| the waitresses | Christmas Wrapping | 1:08:22 (Real | ) | |
| karen mantler | i love christmas | 1:12:24 (Real | ) | |
| CAN | Little Star of Bethlehem | 1:16:47 (Real | ) | |
| Bob Dorough & Friends | blue Xmas | 1:24:39 (Real | ) | |
| August Darnell | Christmas on Riverside Drive | 1:27:49 (Real | ) | |
| the sonics | Don't Believe In Christmas | 1:32:35 (Real | ) | |
| Pearl Bailey | 5 pound box o money | 1:44:02 (Real | ) | |
| santa claus santa claus | louie jordon | 1:45:42 (Real | ) | |
| santa claus blues | armstrong, bechet, hunter | 1:49:19 (Real | ) | |
| Barry Gordon | Zoomah, the Santa Claus From Mars | 1:51:26 (Real | ) | |
| Ernest Tubb | whose gonna be your santa this year | 1:59:52 (Real | ) | |
| tex ritter | is there a santa claus | 2:01:51 (Real | ) | |
| eddy arnold | im your private santa claus | 2:04:36 (Real | ) | |
| charo | donde est santa | 2:06:17 (Real | ) | |
| augi rios | donde est santa | 2:08:50 (Real | ) | |
| AKIM & the Teddy Vann Production Company | santa claus is a black man | 2:20:06 (Real | ) | |
| Louis Jordan | 'Zat You, Santa Claus? | 2:22:01 (Real | ) | |
| barry richards | baby sittin santa | 2:24:15 (Real | ) | |
| james brown | soulful christmas | 2:25:30 (Real | ) | |
| Gary Walker | Santa's Got a Brand New Bag | 2:28:26 (Real | ) | |
| wayne newton | jingle bells | 2:31:26 (Real | ) | |
| louis prima | what will santa say | 2:44:14 (Real | ) | |
| john denver | please daddy (don't be drunk this chritmas) | 2:45:10 (Real | ) | |
| clyde lashley | santa came home drunk | 2:48:29 (Real | ) | |
| alan jackson | please daddy (don't be drunk this christmas) | 2:52:00 (Real | ) | |
| clarence carter | back door santa | 3:00:36 (Real | ) | |
Mon. 12/15/08 9:07am
From:
Irene
Congratulations! You made it to the mall! Have fun with the holiday shoppers.
Mon. 12/15/08 9:09am
From:
stranger
GOOD TO SEE YOU ON THE PICTURE
Mon. 12/15/08 9:10am
From:
tombom
i always wonder if anybody buys stuff like the chipmunks unironically
Mon. 12/15/08 9:11am
From:
detroitdave
Mornin Ben! is this a live pic from today?
Mon. 12/15/08 9:12am
From:
bw
indeed! live pic and live show!!
Mon. 12/15/08 9:19am
From:
jeff m
voices sound right on now
Mon. 12/15/08 9:19am
From:
Aaron
Can you use alternate bed music? because that holiday loop is just annoying, even without the barking dogs!
Mon. 12/15/08 9:23am
From:
cb
Wow! bw in a mall. It's the 7th sign!
Mon. 12/15/08 9:26am
From:
kent goldings
love the bed music! good luck with the remote!
Mon. 12/15/08 9:26am
From:
tombom
annoying music is half the fun of christmas, especially while shopping
Mon. 12/15/08 9:26am
From:
a fan
you guys are so cute
Mon. 12/15/08 9:30am
From:
doron
where the cinnebuns at?
Mon. 12/15/08 9:31am
From:
Parq
What could be more apropos The Mall than a cheesy Christmas record repeated incessantly? Loop on, kids.
Mon. 12/15/08 9:32am
From:
tengel
Vivid Christmas memory: I was quite young, just beginning to feel comfortable walking on my own. My family had just sat down for some Christmas dessert when we all heard someone ho-ho-hoing and ringing a really big bell outside. So everyone runs to the back door and there is a guy dressed as Santa climbing over people's backyard fences. Naturally, us kids freaked out. Our parents told us years later that it was our next door neighbor's brother who had a few too many drinks.
Mon. 12/15/08 9:33am
From:
bw
cinnebun for everyone! merry christmas Doron!
Mon. 12/15/08 9:36am
From:
Andy
Knock a reindeer to the floor!
Mon. 12/15/08 9:40am
From:
BillyJam
hey Benjiman & Liz, sounding good!
Mon. 12/15/08 9:56am
From:
bw
one stop shopping!!
Mon. 12/15/08 9:59am
From:
~L
Wow! They let you guys in the MALL! That mall lady sounded so NEW JERSEY!!! with a hint of Fran Drescher. You almost make me want to go to the mall...
Mon. 12/15/08 10:01am
From:
detroitdave
Hey Liz, since your in the mall and you don't go on for a while and I need some things. I need a bare bones dancing hula girl with the mount-o-matic base, couple packs of Polaroid film, red stockings (you pick the material) and a bottle of champaign? That will get my list started. Thanks
Mon. 12/15/08 10:04am
From:
lil buddy
your show is puttin me in one heckuva festive mood!
Play a 5 Pound Box of Money!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:06am
From:
kent goldings
liz, while you're at it, can you get detroitdave a grammar textbook and a dictionary?
Mon. 12/15/08 10:09am
From:
dc pat
kent: watch it, that's Ike's territory.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:09am
From:
Ken
That was freakin surreal walkin through the mall looking for you guys.. I almost got run over by a Mall zamboni.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:11am
From:
kent goldings
i don't see ike around here this am... grammar gotta REPRESENT
Mon. 12/15/08 10:12am
From:
detroitdave
Not on THIS board it doesn't!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:13am
From:
detroitdave
(figured the double neg would get him)
Mon. 12/15/08 10:15am
From:
dc pat
just start sticking apostrophe's in everywhere.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:15am
From:
kent goldings
him who?
nice one, detroitdave! it occured to me perhaps you needed a bottle of champaign, illinois... my apologies.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:16am
From:
bw
what is the hot toy people???
Mon. 12/15/08 10:18am
From:
dc pat
bw and Liz B--do either of you have Blue Xmas by Miles Davis? Some wild guy sings it. I heard it once and have never been able to find it.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:20am
From:
m
oh man, forget the holidays, let's just throw on the rest of monster movie
Mon. 12/15/08 10:20am
From:
Irene
Bob Dorough is actually the singer on that one. I might play it later this afternoon if they don't have it.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:21am
From:
doug
really thought this CAN track was g-love
Mon. 12/15/08 10:21am
From:
dc pat
here's a reference to that davis tune:
http://tinyurl.com/5k3p37
Mon. 12/15/08 10:23am
From:
bw
its cued up for next tune!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:25am
From:
Doug in DC
pat, I gotta find that. "It's a time when the greedy give a dime to the needy."
Mon. 12/15/08 10:25am
From:
detroitdave
Ben, got any Johnny Mathis? Always heard that at mom's house at Christmas.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:27am
From:
dc pat
DAMN! You guys are GOOD! Thanks!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:27am
From:
dc pat
They have it for download on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00138F3AK/ref=dm_sp_alb
Mon. 12/15/08 10:32am
From:
gumby
Hey thanks for Riverside Drive Christmas, I dig this one.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:33am
From:
GP
Did the person who took that photo run off with your camera after the shot was taken?
Mon. 12/15/08 10:34am
From:
dc pat
YEAH, SONICS!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:34am
From:
Ken
Dropouts happening....not too bad though. You might think about connecting the booster equipment..
Mon. 12/15/08 10:35am
From:
dc pat
man, 32k feed is breakin' up today. Anybody else having a problem?
Mon. 12/15/08 10:36am
From:
Ike
Hey Kent, thanks for filling in for me while I was stuck on NJ Transit. Heh.
DC Pat, no champagne for you.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:36am
From:
Ken
It's the wireless feed from the mall that is breaking up, not the streams.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:37am
From:
jjohn
yup dropouts here. thanks for the waitresses!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:37am
From:
~L
What floor are you on? Where would I find you? What store are you next to? Help, I have mallaphobia!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:37am
From:
Ken
Liz and Benjamen - breakups getting worse... connect the booster gear if you can.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:39am
From:
Ken
They are on the ground floor in the mall, just outside Macy's, near Kohls, at the base of the elevator. You have good reason to be afraid of malls... I suffer from Mall Anxiety which is why I couldn't hang around when I visited them..
Mon. 12/15/08 10:39am
From:
bw
we just moved - should be ok now now
Mon. 12/15/08 10:45am
From:
kat
Amy Allison, "Garden State Mall," si vous plait!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:45am
From:
Doug in DC
Swingin' Them Jingle Bells: http://tinyurl.com/hohofingho
Mon. 12/15/08 10:45am
From:
Parq
"Five Pound Box of Money" was one of my late father's favorite Yultide gag lines. 'Scuse the unironic sentiment, but thanks so much for bringing a nostalgic smile to my tired old face.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:47am
From:
jason
apparently there are 640 bills to the pound, in case you were wondering
Mon. 12/15/08 10:48am
From:
jeff m
no unironic comments allowed, for God sakes it's Christmas
Mon. 12/15/08 10:51am
From:
dc pat
good work jason, I was wondering. So, you really need more of a 50 or 500 pound box of money.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:51am
From:
Parq
Yah, well I know I'm breaking format. Sorry. Jason, my stock retort to the old man was that it was a box of pennies.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:53am
From:
amar
that picture is the hotness
Mon. 12/15/08 10:53am
From:
dc pat
hey speakin of santa and mars, anybody see the Flaming Lips movie Christmas on Mars?
Mon. 12/15/08 10:55am
From:
Zorg
Minions:
Bow down to receive your holiday gift allotment from Zoomah your Martian overlord.
Mon. 12/15/08 10:56am
From:
Sean Daily
Nor even close to first commetn! Woo hoo!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:56am
From:
kat
"Walk on the Mild Side," Big Daddy Graham!
Mon. 12/15/08 10:57am
From:
detroitdave
Sounds like were gonna need a picture update from the mall
Mon. 12/15/08 11:00am
From:
jeff m
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_Conquers_the_Martians
this is a classic Santa / Mars film. Sort of like the Plan 9 of Christmas movies.
Mon. 12/15/08 11:03am
From:
bw
trent's photo stream
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tront/
Mon. 12/15/08 11:07am
From:
dave
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tront/3110069445/
nice!
Mon. 12/15/08 11:11am
From:
dc pat
ok, got Santa Conquers the Martians on netflix list. Thanks jeff
Mon. 12/15/08 11:16am
From:
jeff m
hehe, you might regret that
Mon. 12/15/08 11:20am
From:
dc pat
are you kidding? I live for that kind of crap.
Mon. 12/15/08 11:23am
From:
Parq
Pat, you won't regret it. I am old enough to remember seeing TV commercials for the original theatrical release of "Conquors", and I can assure you that it is a quality product.
Mon. 12/15/08 11:24am
From:
happy listener
I'm getting dropouts in the stream, is it the remote broadcast?
Mon. 12/15/08 11:25am
From:
Ken
Yes, it's the crappy wireless reception at the mall that is causing all of the dropouts.
Mon. 12/15/08 11:25am
From:
jeff m
yeah that one was particularly bad
Mon. 12/15/08 11:26am
From:
happy listener
aside from that, broadcasting from the mall is a great idea
Mon. 12/15/08 11:27am
From:
happy listener
where's the pic of ol' bard Nick?
Mon. 12/15/08 11:29am
From:
cb
Santa Claus is a black man? What's next, a black president?
Mon. 12/15/08 11:31am
From:
Ike
I saw "Conquers" on MST3K years ago, and I was disappointed. It was not even a tenth as entertainingly awful as most of the MST3K catastrophes. Too self-aware, for one thing.
Mon. 12/15/08 11:33am
From:
dc pat
HEY cut it out Ike! I'm looking forward to it.
Mon. 12/15/08 11:36am
From:
jeff m
i only meant you might regret it as a joke. It's definitely worth taking it a look at. You can even sometimes buy it in drug and grocery stores for like 2$. It's definitely a "special" film.
Mon. 12/15/08 11:37am
From:
dave
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tront/3110165855/
woo-hoo!
Mon. 12/15/08 11:39am
From:
jeff m
who knew they still made rubber chickens :)
Mon. 12/15/08 11:39am
From:
Aaron
Hey just a playlist correction, Zat Yoi Santa Claus was sung by Louis Armstrong not Jordan
Mon. 12/15/08 11:41am
From:
stingy d
p doody
Mon. 12/15/08 11:51am
From:
cb
Excellent drunken Christmas medley.
Mon. 12/15/08 11:52am
From:
stingy d
hi i am listening and the stream cuts out and stuff, is that gonna happen on the arhcive?
Mon. 12/15/08 11:53am
From:
gumby
Are we gonna get some "Daddies drinkin' up our Christmas"
Mon. 12/15/08 11:53am
From:
dc pat
this daddy's gonna git drunk!
Mon. 12/15/08 11:55am
From:
cb
just don't make mama cry!
Mon. 12/15/08 11:56am
From:
happy listener
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tront/3110822314/ - awesome remote setup, guys! geeky gear-envy to the max!
Mon. 12/15/08 11:57am
From:
dc pat
it's more than likely, being at her parent's house, that if I DON'T drink, mama's gonna cry because of my mood...
Mon. 12/15/08 11:58am
From:
dave
EVACUATE!
Mon. 12/15/08 11:59am
From:
?
I forgot to say, what was up with playing that frackin' cliched and brutally ear-bleedingly awful Chipmunks bull-Schlitz at 9:05? I was on the Newark Light Rail so I couldn't comment in real time but I was like, "Aw, HELL NO!" I had to switch it off immediately -- did you at least start abusing it a few minutes in? PLEASE tell me you did a mash-up or switched over to the altered "real voices" version. Anyway I'm glad it got better after that, with no more cliches.
Oh and if I see any carolers, I'm smacking them with a dead fish. Merry freakin' Xmas!
Mon. 12/15/08 12:00pm
From:
Ike
Oops, that was me. As if you couldn't tell.
Mon. 12/15/08 12:02pm
From:
dc pat
jeeZUS lighten up Ike. It's not like they used bad grammar or something...
Mon. 12/15/08 12:05pm
From:
Ike
That's as light as I get! But I should also say that I loved "Back Door Santa." At least for the title.
Mon. 12/22/08 5:44pm
From:
kiddo
christmas benjamen! red shirts green tie short hair -__-
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