DJ Premiums

The Best Show on WFMU's Heroes Do What Heroes Do (Fun Pack): A Best Show shirt designed by Michael Kupperman and a CD loaded with hours of rare and unheard Best Show MP3s! Plus, Terre T's 'Idiot Box,' an all new Cherry Blossom Clinic comp of punk and rock rarities! (Sizes available: S, M, LG, XL, XX)

Evan 'Funk' Davies' They Coulda Been Tribute Bands Too (CD): More bands who took their names from another band's song title or lyrics (or both), but instead of making like Crystal Ship or The Machine they wrote their own songs instead!

Marty McSorley's 2012 (CD): Marty reworks, cuts up, and flat out destroys b-sides and instrumentals from his 20 of his favorite 12''s.

Ken's Corn Cob of Digital Desire (MP3 Disc): Crammed full of MP3s of sonic weirdness culled from Ken's hard drive, the WFMU MP3 library, soundbites, old marathon premia and more.

Maria Levitsky's Me Standing on Me Head (DVD): A three-minute, absolutely 100% original music video with titillating scenes. Child-safe bestial activity and a cast chock-full of notorious mystery people. Music! Dance! Costumes! Underpants!

Seven Second Delay's 2011 Calendar: Twelve months of Ken and Andy-centric dates and factoids related to Seven Second Delay's disastrous 19 year history on WFMU.

Brad LaBonte's No One Can Leave this Room: Niced-up explorations of the electronic, with a few detours on the path from dancehall to dubstep. Computerize yaself!

Benjamen Walker's More than a Giggle—A Tribute to Richard Widmark: The great actor Richard Widmark died in 2008. This data-CD is a tribute to his best and worst performances.

Liz Berg's Amps Across the Hudson: The best avant pop, party rock, booty-shaking electro, paranoid jangle, lo-fi, ballads, and blip from Liz's live sessions.

Irene Trudel's Monday Will Never Be the Same: From her ever-changing universe of live performances on Monday afternoons, Irene collects the brightest lights for this compilation.

The Speakeasy's Couched—Music to Relax and Relate To: A selection of sounds to replace your psychotherapist. You know you need it, now there's no excuse.

Franc O's The Accra-Lagos Connection: 100% Superheavy African Funk. Some stuff people might recognize from the show and some has never been played on US radio.

Tony Coulter's Hit Replay—Another Collection of Covers: Tony Coulter's second collection of strange and mysterious covers of the songs you loved, and the songs that made you sick. The cake someone left out in the rain jumps off the Tallahassee Bridge.

Trent's P0P OFF P0P: You have heard all of these songs before BUT YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD THEM LIKE THIS!!!

Doublewide mini-dance 8bit-raverb'd mixes of Single Ladies (Bouncy Knows), Roxanne (The Cops), and Love Lockdown (Kanye), PLUS extra-harmonized versions of Since U Been Gone (American Clarkson), and Everlong (THE FOO FIGHTERS) - all EXCLUSIVES to this disc! Not even available on the GODDAMN INTERNET! Well, not yet.

AND AND AND some trashy class trash covers of songs will be some things that makes you go "hmm."

Did I mention the GAME and NE-YO doing Camera Phone...acapella?

Oh, and you know Pearl Jam? Someone did a slick techno remix of "Jeremy" that will blow your party's mind, but then Pearl Jam made them take it off the internet. But here it is. It's here.

And there's more. But you have to give WFMU money to find out about it.

Party in a can, party on a disc like it's 1997, dance party to make people confused and smile at the same time?

$mall change's Every Which Way But Loose: A 4 on ze floorish affair that will make you shake your caboose. '80s leg warmers not included, but Arnold Schwarzenegger workout samples are guaranteed.

Stan's The Thorazine Solution: Things you might want to listen to while you're waiting for that Thorazine to arrive.

Bob Brainen's Degraded Teen: A jam-packed collection of sounds including outtakes, soundtrack pieces, promos for films and products, stack o' tracks, rarities, oddities and obscurities.

Laura Cantrell's Which Way to the Stage?: A collection of country performances from live albums both beloved and rare.

Talk's Cheap presents Speaking in Tongues: Transcendental nonsense—trash-pop, spoken weird, primordial vocalizations, and rare dialects from beyond the Tower of Babble.

Joe Belock's Garden State of Confusion: You've heard about NJ's garbage and toxic waste—now check out the killer noise pollution! There is more to this state than sopranos (or tenors, altos or bass).

Brian Turner's Budget Budokan—Live Performances: MP3 disc crammed with hours of complete sessions from BT's program, many recent ones never before excerpted on WFMU comps.

Dave Emory's Geopolitical Grab-Bag 2009: Key audio, video and printable material; anti-fascist novelty item.

Joe McGasko's The Bums Rush—Hobo Hits from 1928–1933: Celebrate the joys of unemployment with these empty-pocket, rail-ridin' favorites from a not-so-distant past. All from old 78s unavailable on CD!

Antique Phonograph Music Program's 12 Inches of Delight!: Acoustic 12" disc records recorded from a 1906 crank-up phonograph.

The Best Show Presents Mirth, Music and Mayhem, a Premium in Three Acts: An ALL NEW Scharpling and Wurster Set! An Amazing All-Star Tribute to RAM! And a few secrets guaranteed to amaze! (Fun Pack)

Evan 'Funk' Davies' Revenge of Make Your Own Mayhem!: 20 more punk/power-pop/postpunk rarities from the late '70s and early '80s, direct from EFD's personal collection! As heard on his popular 'Mayhem' shows.

Marty McSorley's Known Unknowns & Unknown Unknowns: An ol' fashioned mixtape of unknown tracks and artists compiled from unlabeled demos and other found cassettes. (Cassette tape)

Frank O' Toole's Mixed Down and Maxed Out: The first involves various mashes from friends and me. 'Maxed-Out' is not 'credit', but economizing, for a 'full' CD.

John Allen's Now or Never. Seriously.: It's about time you started dancing. ssssssssss70 minutes of non-stop body hits that sizzle.

Ken's Corn Weenie: A collection of the best remixes Ken and his listeners have done. Corn Weenies, Traktor, political pain and gain and more.

Kenny G's Keys to the Kingdom, Part II: Hundreds of the strangest, rudest, most irritating MP3s you're likely never to come across on file sharing. Hand picked by Kenny G. (Downloadable MP3s)

Irwin's NJX@NY$!#2 (New Jersey Excitement at New York Prices, Vol. 2): A macabre pageant of audio non sequiturs: odd songs, found recordings, mutant sonic artifacts, and bad beer.

Seven Second Delay's Commemorative Plate: Now you can own a piece of history, commemorating the day that Ken and Andy posed for a plate with President Barack Obama. May increase in value. (Plate)

DJ Rupture's All AutoTune All the Time: From Harlem Nueva Jork to the Berber Maghreb, DJ Rupture presents a hearty tribute to the vocally-enhanced singers and players of music.

Fabio's Drone Prone: A collection of deep drone pieces designed to help you get outside your normal way of hearing, seeing and thinking.

Scott McDowell's Alors!!!: Excusez-moi! Defense de fumer! Vous n'avez pas la priorité! Zut ALORS!!! French out jazz and outerspace musique from the "New Thing" era. Head back to the glory days of Paris '69 when gobs of American jazz revolutionaries lit out to join forces with (and influence) the freaks of France to make beautiful and cosmic music.

Night People's Yes Virginia, There Are 11 Dimensions: The songs and stories of Night People or whenever the delay was on.

Kurt Gottshcalk's Discyard: A mix of CDs found on the streets of New York. Rap, classic rock, merengue, most in abysmal condition.

Trouble's I Am a Modern Girl: Another installment in a mix of women vintage and now, soulful and wow. Listen for international sirens, obscure beauties and interstellar lovelies.

Scott Williams' Cover Girls 2: Covers covers covers! From Kiss to Can, The Doors, The Moody Blues, and so much more, the girls just do it better.

Diane Kamikaze's Kamikaze Kwarterly: In commemoration of Diane marking 25 years at WFMU, the KAMIKAZE KWARTERLY contains music from 1983 & 1984 only - her first season! 23 tracks of obscure punk, bombastic metal, some personal quirky favorites and Voivod! Companion vinyl sticker designed by Diane included in the package!

The Dusty Show with Clay Pigeon presents Clay's Classics! 29 songs from the '60's exhumed from Clay Pigeon's personal vinyl collection, recorded to cassette and lovingly transferred to today's exciting compact discs! You'll hear the hits, near-misses and delightful duds that blew minds then and continue to blow today. This exclusive Dusty Show collection is available only during marathon! Enjoy these timeless tunes you'll ... always remember.

Sinner's Crossroads' The Sensational Sensational Sensationals!: Sensational just might be the most popular gospel group name adjective ever. (I've never really counted.) Here are 20-plus gospel toe-tappers and hand-wavers all from groups named Sensational!

Dave the Spazz presents Monkey Fever 3: The third installment of the greatest rock & roll/rock & soul/hillbilly/garage monkey songs in the universe!

Pat Duncan's XXX—30 Years of Punk & Hardcore: A collection of bands recorded live on Pat's show.

Sue P's FTW

HotRod's Drum Roll, Please: HotRod explores the depths of drum culture.

Doug's Around the Horn: A mindblowing anthology of hair-raising, jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, pulse-quickening, palm-moistening indigenous and international BRASS BAND MUSIC.

Billy Jam's Put the Needle on the Irish Hip-Hop Record (2009 Marathon Mix): A 21 track collection of the rich & diverse musical form that is Irish Irish hip-hop; including the classics (Scary Eire), the latest (Lunitic), the turntablist (Vince Mack Mahon), the abstract (Deep Burial), and the alternative (Jinx Lennon).

Shut Up, Weirdo's Super-Sexy 2010 Calendar: Andy & Frangry sex you up sexy style with a year of sextastic sexiness. Safe for spouse or pastor. Hot! (Wall calendar)

Mr. Fine Wine's Mo' Stuff from Mo' Shadows of Motown: A fourth collection of those sleek beauties that once rolled reliably off Motor City assembly lines: soul 45s!

Pseu Braun's Sasha & Malia Dissed Disney!—Pseu's Thing With a Hook Sharp Hooks Vol. 4: Continuing in her series of glittering pop collections, this one culled from Pseu's 2008 summer Pop program. No kid's stuff or politics, just the most swoonerful overload of guilty pleasures you didn't even know you were capable of having.

Rich Hazelton's Themes Without a Theme: In this exercise, themes (defined herein as musical sequences that introduce and/or brand) are used to achieve no overall theme. This collection of third ear marketing ploys brings you: The sounds of drama! The sounds of destiny! The sounds of ego! Familiar sounds, sounds that seem familiar, and sounds that would like to be familiar or even seem familiar, given the choice, burrow into your brain! May seem random! May be random! Sorry!

Bill Mac's And Now for My Final Song...: Soundtrack your own funeral!!! Play these songs of quiet strength and enduring beauty whilst you lie in repose and there won't be a dry eye in the house.

Jeffrey Davison's Sawed-Off and Hammered Down—A Compleat Compendium of Diminutive Folk Songs: About a billion songs, mostly 90 seconds or less, in 70 minutes.

Michael Shelley's Cut That Out!: Forty Five #1 hits of all genres with all the cruddy saxophone solos & pretentious bits expertly removed!

Rex's Seven Corpse Dinner—A Fool's Paradise Halloween Compendium: '50/'60s rock-and-roll obscurities about ghouls, spiders, vampires, zombies and other seasonal favorites. No Candy Corns included.

The Cherry Blossom Clinic presents The Cherry Jubilee Rock Kit: A CD comp of Terre's outtaprint vinyl punk/indie rarities AND the classic CBC T-shirt! (Sizes available: Men's S, Men's M, Men's L, Men's XL, Men's 2XL, Men's 3XL, Chick Tee S, Chick Tee M, Chick Tee L, Chick Tee XL)

Rob Weisberg's Play that Funky Gaida: Brilliant crosscultural roots/rock/electro blends from around the world—from the sublime to the bombastic!

Choking on Cufflinks 2009 Giftpack: A new T-shirt (designed by Emily Ryan) and a CD showcasing the American phenomena of single guy DIY/new wave bands, circa 1978–1985. (Sizes available: Men's S, Men's M, Men's L, Men's XL, Women's S, Women's M)

Daniel Blumin's Rockist Distendencies: Hold the Madchester! Hold the Britpop! Hold the grebo! A generous helping of UK 'outpop' in the post-Thatcher era.

Keili's The Beastiest of 2008!: The beastiest, creepiest, screechiest, hardest rockin' noise coming from your best friend's basement this past year!

Dan Bodah's Dream Theories on Fire: Great in-studio performances and on-air snippets from Dan Bodah's Airborne Event, plus found sounds & field recordings from Dan's podcast, the Airborne Event Dronecast.

Reggae Schoolroom's Reggae for Moms: Reggae music for moms all over the world. Moms who are mom and moms who are dad. Reggae for moms, courtesy of Reggae Schoolroom.

The Glen Jones Radio Programme Featuring X. Ray Burns presents: The 2009 edition of our yearly collectible CD features all original material by Glen Jones & X. Ray Burns in addition to original music as well as songs heard on the show produced in a montage of sound and glory.

Bill Kelly's The R-r-real Rock & Roll Smackdown: Straight off the short bus to obscurity, here's a battle royale between filthy, degenerate hippie scum and violent greaser retards. It's '60s garage rock vs. doo-wop. May the lowest common denominator win.

Gaylord Fields' Righteous Others: The Righteous Brothers hadn't actually lost that lovin' feelin'—the singers on this collection stole it from them!

Monica's Thigh High and Low Down: Blow top mamas and hillbilly fillies, smoke-ringed sinners and bible belle lilies, gals from far off lands and seldom heard rarae aves.

The Acousmatic Theater Hour's Original Broadway (Jersey City) Cast Recording: A CD collection of radio theater nuggets not available anywhere else, including live recordings and work created/vandalized by the hosts.

Bethany's Let Freeform Ring: Idyllic church bells in the French countryside, avant carillon compositions, cowbell demonstrations and more, this compilation of bell sounds keeps freeform ringing in your ears.

Professor Dum Dum's Laboratory Items: Music that is essential to any of Professor Dum Dum's students. Many styles are represented, just as many mothers have been thrown in the garbage.

Jesse's Crust Never Sleeps & Other Delights: Bummer-free Grateful Dead ephemera, rare hippie jams, bootleg noise, new covers, old flexidiscs, tape experiments, and Jerry, man.

Mike Lupica's Anti Static, Volume 1: A veritable who's that? of 1990s indie singles as celebrated by Mike's Anti Static podcast. Close your eyes and you can totally smell Pier Platters.

Tale of the Twelve with Lou presents Flipside: Opposite sides of all of the choice cuts from the first five episodes of TotT are crammed onto one disc.