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Cyril Cyril  Les Gens   Options Yallah Mickey Mouse 
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Heather Trost  Jump Into The Fire   Options Petrichor 
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Nina Hagen  TV Glotzer (White Punks On Dope)   Options  
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Songhoy Blues  Badala   Options Optimisme 
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Whyte Horses  Ca Plan Pour Moi   Options Hard Times 
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Mike Roger & His Machine Gun  Popcorn   Options Hausputz Teil 1 
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Honkey Bitch  Are We Tight?   Options Curse Of The Gypsy 
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Roxy Music  The Bogus Man   Options For Your Pleasure (Regurgitated) 
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Matmos  Adam's Apple   Options The Consuming Flame: Open Exercises in Group Form 
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Hologram Teen  Toast, Marmite & Crack   Options Pizza Conspiracy 
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Kein Talent  Die Zeit   Options Too Much Future Punkrock GDR 1980-1989 
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Kivireki  Halal Seitan   Options Title Track 
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Monty Python  Finland   Options Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album 
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Vera Vera Lynn Vera Lynn Lynn  We'll Meet Again   Options  
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Heartaches  Ted Weems & His Orchestra Featuring Elmo Tanner   Options  
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Patience & Prudence  Tonight You Belong To Me   Options  
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Eläkeläiset  Humppan Itsekseni   Options  
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Heino  Ja Ja Wenn Mutter Lacht..   Options  
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Psycho Kid  Psycho Kid Ruins Thanksgiving   Options  
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Firesign Theatre  Over The Edge brought to you by Dead Cat Soap   Options In The Next World You're On Your Own 
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Negativland  Piece of Pie   Options  
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Neil Cicierega & Johnny Cash & Hoobastank  Baby   Options Mouth Dreams 
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Dominique Dumont  We Almost Got Lost   Options People On Sunday 
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Deep Sea Diver  Impossible Weight feat . Sharon Van Etten   Options Title Track    *   2:09:18 (MP3 | Pop‑up)
The Cradle  One Too Many Times   Options Laughing In My Sleep 
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Ak Sak Ma Boul  Silhouettes   Options Figures 
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Porn for the Blind  Big Sausage Pizza   Options  
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Fabio  About Pizza   Options After Dark With All The Toppings 
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Loma  Morning Pizza   Options Don't Shy Away 
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Wing  Pizza In The Wind   Options Wing Sings of Focaccio and Other Breaded Snacks 
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Hunchback  Beautiful   Options Werse Houses (7") 
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Goodiepal & Pals  Den Osteskaerer   Options The Wire Tapper 53 (VA)      2:46:58 (MP3 | Pop‑up)
Werner Hasler & Kamilya Jubran  Yama   Options Pizza Ain't No Thang: Wire Tapper 54 
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Listener comments!

Avatar 8:31am wizard frog:

Radio programme! Radio programme! Radio programme!
  8:38am FௐFௐ (:

Hi, Ken & wizard frog!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:47am -Ken:

Hello froggy and f0f0!
Avatar 8:48am wizard frog:

Hello! @fௐfௐ - I googled the character in your name and I see it is the Tamil? version of the Ohm sound?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:00am Handy Haversack:

Hey there, Ken and all the Freed Forms!

I guess the early bird lays the Talking Egg, eh, FௐFௐ?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:01am luka:

i've gotten very little sleep and i'm in optimal condition for this program.
Avatar 9:02am Roberto:

Looks like So Cal is where the diarrhea's at.
  9:02am WFMU listener john:

Hello fellow weirdos
Avatar 9:02am βrian:

"I can't contain myself."
vs.
"I can't express myself."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am queems:

hi smk & all
Avatar 9:03am Roberto:

I often describe myself as being emotionally constipated.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:03am Handy Haversack:

But the Mississippi Delta is all silted up.
  9:03am Woo:

Cyril Cyril Cyril
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am bnowb:

I love wfmu!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:05am -Ken:

If anybody could lay that map over a map of opioid abuse in the USA, I'd be most appreciative
Avatar 9:06am βrian:

That should correspond well with constipation.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:07am Aaron Working In Newark:

Good morning SMK!
Avatar 9:08am Roberto:

Speaking from experience, it could be due to the proximity to Mexico.
Avatar 9:08am Lixiviated Life:

Oh,
Hullo Kinney
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:09am Handy Haversack:

Title of the map should be "In Continent."
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:10am Sebastian:

nina!
  9:10am ami ad:

Hello DJ. Hello all.
Avatar 9:10am βrian:

I dunno. Beans are an excellent source of dietary fiber. I think we need a bean-consumption overlay on that map.
  9:10am billyLondon:

NINA!
Avatar 9:10am Lixiviated Life:

Love this Ninja Hagen tune
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am Planet Tyler:

OMG one of the best songs ever...and in German!!
Avatar 9:11am Fredericks:

This Nina sounds like a German version of Sweet.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:11am Sebastian:

happiness, flutsch flutsch, fun fun!
  9:11am billyLondon:

I first heard Nina on CBCs night lines in the early 90s forever changed my music tastes and ideas.
  9:12am WFMU listener john:

Where is heidee to translate this:)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:12am Webhamster Henry:

Of all the Nina Hagens in the world, Nina Hagen, you're the Nina Hagenest.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:12am Heidee:

Jawoll, die Nina! Danke and greetings from Heidelberg :-)
  9:12am Oh yeah:

Nina holding up well
  9:12am (another) Patrick in Hoboken:

Ich glotz TV!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:12am Heidee:

She is singing that she's gawping Telly.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:13am Really Lisa:

Here for the non-electoral maps. Hi all.
  9:13am Buddha of Suburbia:

The song had me when the laser sounds came on.
  9:14am Buddha of Suburbia:

Heidee! Our Fraudeleine sp? Glad you are hear you can explain what she's saying!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:14am Heidee:

Hey Lisa! Thank you for your mail! I'm gonna read it with leisure. And pleasure.
  9:14am billyLondon:

Screaming goats in the distance call my name
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

Oh man, that rabbit in the toilet cracks me up every single time.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:15am Heidee:

Cheers Buddha!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:17am Really Lisa:

Hey Heidee :) Glad it was well received!
Avatar 9:17am βrian:

WFMU could offer a private label cheese as a premium: "Cri de Chèvre."

Well ripened, I presume.
  9:17am Sam:

I would sit right down next to that bunny and tickle the SHIT out of him!
Avatar 9:17am Roberto:

As a vegan, I can also attest to the power of beans.
Avatar 9:18am Fredericks:

Ca Plan Pour Moi!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:18am Okasa:

Wow. So dope time should take up 25% of my day? I'll have to get on that.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:18am Heidee:

pour moi aussi
Avatar 9:18am Lixiviated Life:

YOU are the king of the sofa
Avatar 9:19am Fredericks:

I have had to sleep in the gutter
Where I've had a flash
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
In four colours
  9:19am dana:

Only 5 songs so far and I’m grooving and loving it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am Planet Tyler:

I just wanna know if Nina did a video for White Punks on Dope wearing 16 ft high platforms
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:19am Webhamster Henry:

I was preparing to do Ça Plan Pour Moi for the WFMU Karaoke, but went for the easy Svantana.
Avatar 9:19am Roberto:

Looks like they should change the name to Fellassippi.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:20am Handy Haversack:

@Planet Tyler, seems like the best way to a better world is to assume that she *did*.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:21am p/b:

Sounding great this morning and hello FMUpeople - love to all and hell yes my windows are open in Brooklyn
Avatar 9:21am βrian:

"plane"
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:22am Webhamster Henry:

Yep, plane.
  9:22am Androu B.:

@Lixivated Life
YOU are sofa king right!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am deborah:

No time to be out of sorts when Ken takes over the airwaves! Joy to all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am Planet Tyler:

@Handy, You got the right idea my man
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:24am Webhamster Henry:

I'm ready for my Porest now.
  9:24am Sam:

Ca roule pour moi
Ca baigne pour moi
  9:24am WFMU listener john:

@Deborah or any other DJ on this station
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:24am zopa:

Loose as a goose, baby!
  9:24am Sam:

Fassssssssssscinating!
Avatar 9:25am Lixiviated Life:

@Androu B
No
I am the Lizard Ottoman
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:26am Andrew_in_WI:

How can we be worst at binge drinking? Clearly we're #1.
  9:26am Sam:

Yeah, you'd think Utah would be the worst at binge drinking
  9:27am wizard frog:

I like to imagine this is how Ken and his pot dealer greet each other as a routine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

What is Maine the worst at? I can't read it.
  9:27am Sam:

Maine is worst at reading small print.
Hey-oh!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:28am Handy Haversack:

"Dumbest state," Woods.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:29am zopa:

When do the "Gleanings" begin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am bnowb:

15 years taking prescriptions now a shrink like,
"I don’t know maybe get a kitten"
Aesop Rock
Avatar 9:29am βrian:

@Andrew_in_WI: In Wisconsin, there isn't binging so much as maintaining a steady state.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

Bigger version of shame map - www.laughingsquid.com...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:30am Webhamster Henry:

This gif supports the "round underworld" theory. FAKE!
  9:30am Oh yeah:

Volunteered at a bird rescue many years ago (Tri-State Bird Rescue & Research in Newark DE - check it out, great organization) and finally understood the meaning of "loose as a goose". They poop like they breathe. Speaking of diarrhea. We were, weren't we?
  9:30am Sam:

Why is Purgatory missing from that diagram? I call BS.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@Handy Can't argue with that...though Alabama might give us a run for the money.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am Planet Tyler:

Hey Ken, if you havent already, you might want to check out In The Fade w/ Diane Kruger right after you finish w/ Babylon Berlin
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:32am Andrew_in_WI:

@Brian You mean people in other states dont have a few beers for breakfast?
  9:33am Dave in Morristown:

@ Oh yeah, friend had racing pigeons, i held them , got poop.
  9:33am vlad the inhaler:

this slaps, Uncle Ken!
Avatar 9:34am βrian:

When preparing to fly, unload any ballast.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:34am David (in London):

Afternoon Groovers: Handy, FௐFௐ , Heidee, Lisa, Woods, βrian et al.
And a doff of the titfer to Staysh.
  9:34am Crei6hton:

Morning WFMU
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:35am David (in London):

Glad I made it in before Talking Egg, too.
  9:35am Sam:

I heard someone going through the Sinner's Doom tube had a pickaxe and managed to tunnel through to the Fallen Angels to Judgement tube and sneak in there and blend in all the way to Heaven. They shouldn't put the tubes so close together!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:36am Really Lisa:

Hey David, hope all’s well.

@TerribleMaps, twitter, for between work and music.
twitter.com...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:36am Handy Haversack:

David! I was just wondering if standards had got so lax around these parts that we somehow let you slip away!

Now, I believe the Talking Egg has some notes for you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am fred:

The egg talks! (also, hello)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am bnowb:

I struggle with benzo dependence trying to stop but they are not opioids. Totally different animal. I'm a PTSD survivor through many life traumas I wish on no man.
Avatar 9:38am Lixiviated Life:

Please excuse me whilst I make a cup o joe
Avatar 9:39am HyperDose:

@bnowb I know that struggle all too well, friend. Hang in there!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39am bnowb:

Sounds like optimism
  9:40am Reno D:

Corrections officer:
Holding my original vinyl Roxy album right here, the song is The Bogus Man, not The Bogus One.
Avatar 9:42am βrian:

That pronoun has been updated.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:43am zopa:

Ha! I was right. Stupid Penguins!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:44am -Ken:

Sounds like optimism, looks like optimism, tastes like optimism, but in fact, it is DOGSHIT
  9:46am Terr n DE:

speaking of Matmos, I tried rewatching Barbarella after all these years, but even as camp it was too awful to finish
  9:46am Sam:

"Hey, with all this dogshit everywhere, there's got to be a puppy somewhere!" - an optimist
  9:47am Sam:

Michele played this yesterday!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:47am Ken From Hyde Park:

Every map of the world needs to indicate where Björk is located.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:48am -Ken:

That micheLe has good taste
  9:48am Sam:

Bjork's strategy is always to stay as far from the penguins as possible
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@Really Lisa - Thanks! Now I don't want to work...wanna look at maps! (OK, I didn't really want to work before this so...)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am fred:

And as just as the finished talking, I got a package of swag! More T-shirts to wear if I'm ever allowed outside again!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:49am m()7s:

i am favoriting this episode!!!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:49am Webhamster Henry:

This NJ map reminds me of the Scratch 'n' Sniff NJ premium that never happened.
Avatar 9:49am Lixiviated Life:

@Ken
Only when slow cooked at 250 over an open fire
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:51am Heidee:

Folks, dinnae get too depressed with all that German shoe-gaze :-)
Pity, have to go to my next video conference. Peace all! x
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am bnowb:

Ken
Dwain Train!!! <3
7 second delay
Wednesday' s are the best.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:52am Really Lisa:

WoodsOfNH, in fairness, they have terrible maps, so discourage their own followers :) It's a trap!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am iiibeat:

I'll submit some love. Now.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:53am -Ken:

Where My Finns At?!
Avatar 9:53am Lixiviated Life:

in the closet next to your snorkel
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

www.finnsirishpub.com I recommend the fried artichoke.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:54am -Ken:

Thank you Really Lisa for suggesting today's visual motif
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:55am David (in London):

Now we need the Seven Deadly Finns.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:55am Ken From Hyde Park:

Finns usually located behind one's gills and next to the swim bladder.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:55am zopa:

@Lix: I was thinking behind his ears, but yours is much better!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:55am Handy Haversack:

I think at some point I need to admit that I really don't know where Mount Hope is.
  9:55am FௐFௐ (:

wizard frog,

it is Tamil, indeed! But instead of the Ohm sound it represents the Duh! sound (because i put little umlauts on top of it).
  9:55am Sarah:

I love Finland!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:56am David (in London):

Handy, Mount Hope was in your heart all the time.
  9:56am FௐFௐ (:

Hola, Lisa, Handy y David !
Avatar 9:56am Lixiviated Life:

@zopa thanks but you and @ken from Hyde Park get the win.
Avatar 9:56am Dances with Moomins:

Turku Finland checkin in! we have it all (clouds )
  9:57am Sarah:

Sweet ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:57am fred:

David: Good Wingnesday to you
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58am David:

non-Finnish fennophile here, pointing out that kivireki, meaning 'burden,' literally means 'rock-sleigh', a sleigh full of rocks
  9:58am Micheal:

Vera Lynn on acid acid
  9:58am Sam:

We'll meet a Ken
Don't know where
Don't know when
Could be in Jersey
Or in Hyde Park
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am bnowb:

You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
Avatar 9:59am HyperDose:

"This is your brain on WFMU" 👽
Avatar 10:00am Dances with Moomins:

David is right on his Finnish today , gettin into idioms.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:00am Really Lisa:

Hola FௐFௐ, ¡Espero que estés bien!
SM Ken, glad to be of service.
Avatar 10:01am βrian:

Ren: "You idiom!"
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:01am David (in London):

Hi Fred. For where two or three gather together in Wing's name, there she is with them.
Avatar 10:01am Rich in Bristol:

where where can can I I I I buy this this this remix remix remix?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am Deborah:

Hearing Heartaches makes me think of Alan Sherman's Headaches, an ode to 1960s aspirin commercials.
  10:02am FௐFௐ (:

Cue the New Jersey map going along with the Dave Van Ronk NJ's track.
Avatar 10:02am Dances with Moomins:

Garden State Stomp
  10:03am Sarah:

Nice work David
  10:03am Terr n DE:

from the web i ve learned that Finland has better Blueberries and a love for crushing things in Hydraulic presses
Avatar 10:03am Sketch:

Oh no Ken dont make me cry
Avatar 10:03am Dances with Moomins:

the berries are big here, it's true
Avatar 10:03am Sketch:

This tune always gets me
  10:04am Sam:

Oh, what's the movie where Steve Martin sings this?
Avatar 10:04am Sketch:

The Jerk
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:04am Handy Haversack:

Well, I may be a jerk ...
  10:04am Sarah:

Hola Lisa! Doing good thanks and you?
Avatar 10:04am Sketch:

I have a serious music nerd fact. That scene was a last minute add to the script because Steve Martin noticed Lyle Ritz hanging around
  10:04am Mike in S. Jersy:

What'd you call me????
  10:05am FௐFௐ (:

Estoy muy bien, Lisa! Espero tu tambien. Gracias por preguntar!

When are we going to have a speak Spanish comment board?
Avatar 10:05am Sketch:

That period was when the wrecking crew was doing movie scores
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:05am David (in London):

Don't mention the kitten juggling.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:05am nortonjutland:

this all hurts too good!
Avatar 10:06am Sketch:

Lyle was the upright bassist for Wrecking Crew, but prior to that he was a ukulele played, he worked for Martin as a demo man in the 50s and put out a few ukulele jazz records and that tune is on one of them. And Martin was a big record nerd and asked Lyle to play that song for the movie
Avatar 10:06am Lixiviated Life:

The way I heard it, Patience had an avocado problem. Just say’n
Avatar 10:06am βrian:

Outpatients?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am achim:

On some Days its just so nice to hear your voice Ken. Keep up the great work
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:07am Handy Haversack:

Out, patients, out!
Avatar 10:07am Sketch:

Lyle said he hasn't touched a uke in like 10 years but did it anyway, and after that scene became so popular he went back to Ukulele for the rest of his career until his death
Avatar 10:07am Lixiviated Life:

Video on the radio
  10:07am Sam:

Prudence was on acorns!
Avatar 10:07am βrian:

"Avocado hand?" I hear that can really hurt.
  10:07am Sarah:

Wow Ken
  10:07am Mike in S. Jersy:

According to Carol Kaye, Lyle is back playing the uke on the regular.
Avatar 10:07am Sketch:

Martin the guitar/ukulele company that is
Avatar 10:08am Sketch:

Yeah but Lyle died
Avatar 10:08am Troymo:

Morning from the Pacific Northwest
  10:08am Mike in S. Jersy:

I stand corrected.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:09am хtina:

guten morgen
Avatar 10:09am Sketch:

Big up Lyle Ritz and the ukulele massive brap brap brap
  10:09am dana:

I’m a psych nurse
There is no cure and most don’t stay on meds, they think there is nothing wrong with them. It’s such a bad system in this country
Avatar 10:09am Sketch:

Lyle was a real badass. He took up the upright bass in the korean war and used to take wrecking crew members around in his airplane for joy rides
  10:09am Fletchernyc:

Klein Talent maybe
Avatar 10:10am HyperDose:

Decaf was a lie!
  10:10am Fletchernyc:

I can prove coffee!
Avatar 10:10am Sketch:

Coffee is technically a broth
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:11am хtina:

gotta say as a cartographer i will never not love a good map themed playlist gifset
Avatar 10:11am Sketch:

The mass media covers it up. Coffee is Bean Broth
  10:11am Sam:

Constipation seems to correlate with obesity
Avatar 10:11am wizard frog:

Shout out to the WFMU NJ Glow in the dark map :)
Avatar 10:11am βrian:

@HyperDose: Specifically, a lie of omission.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:11am zopa:

Please maintain a safe social distance, Ken. Closer to God is great until it kills you!
Avatar 10:11am HyperDose:

#BeanWaterConspiracy
  10:11am Fletchernyc:

It’s my constipational right!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:11am ARB:

Found out the truth about coffee beans when i tried to make a coffee burrito
  10:12am dana:

I love bean broth
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:12am Webhamster Henry:

Constipation correlates with rice diets.
Avatar 10:12am Sketch:

Coffee and weed are the only drugs I need
Avatar 10:12am wizard frog:

Round Earthers = Cesarean Born
Avatar 10:12am Sketch:

I found my phone by the way
Avatar 10:13am βrian:

"Weed, whites, and wine," no?
Avatar 10:13am Sketch:

Speaking of weed
Avatar 10:13am wizard frog:

@Sketch where was it!!!!!
Avatar 10:13am Sketch:

In a woodchipper
  10:13am Sam:

I live right on the Mason-Shitson line. My one neighbor has terrible diarrhea. The guy on the other side has horrible constipation. I found the sweet spot; everyone living on my property has perfect shit.
Avatar 10:13am bbell:

I imagine that hell has stalactites and stalagmites and fire and oozy magma stuff.
Avatar 10:14am wizard frog:

The South WILL rise again...
  10:14am FௐFௐ (:

I hope this is not a segue to the Conspiracy music guy
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:14am Handy Haversack:

Ken, do you know Jonathan Something's "New Jersey Rum"? Irwin played it a few times in the spring. If you had another NJ map that needed a soundtrack ...
Avatar 10:14am Sketch:

Thank God I invested in that security camera. Apparently I misremembered my time frame, and I had in fact went outside after I got high. And I jogged past a woodchipper attached to a vacuum
Avatar 10:14am Roberto:

Aren't Flat Earthers also Round Earthers? They think the Earth is a disc, which is technically round.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:14am PortsmouthJay:

What is next next, though?
Avatar 10:14am Cp304:

I never really thought about it that way Ken.. Flames yes, but flat or round..
  10:14am Stefan:

"Kein Talent" translates to "no talent", but they had a lot of it. Difficult country for those bands (East Germany)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am Hugo (NL):

flat earth, round earth? are we gonna discuss the guitar player from Deftones?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am bnowb:

Now I just want to hide in bed to "rock a bye baby "
Avatar 10:14am Hubig Pie:

I gots two words for diarrhea peoples, hospital morphine
Avatar 10:15am HyperDose:

@Roberto People have gone "missing" for saying less!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:15am mariano:

Good morning, Captain.
Avatar 10:15am βrian:

@Roberto: I thought they imagined it as a two-demensional repeating background, as in a cartoon.
  10:16am Sam:

Honestly, I would take diarrhea over constipation any day. Just get it out of there. Constipation makes you do crazy things....
Avatar 10:16am βrian:

Morphine suppository?
  10:16am Ochre Ogre:

Blow can often help with constipation as it is cut with baby laxative.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:17am Heidee:

@David @9:34, thank you for your kind email. Will respond soon. 🐿
Avatar 10:17am Roberto:

My daughter had a Flat Earther tank top custom made a few years ago just to troll Flat Earthers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:17am bnowb:

I've had a morphine suppository.
I can't say it was bad.
Avatar 10:18am βrian:

Jerusalem artichokes have a useful role here, I believe.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:18am JtotheK:

hi ken, hi everyone. enjoying the programme.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:20am Ken From Hyde Park:

I guess the data is used to determine if your internet service gives you ads for Citrucel® or Imodium®?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:20am JtotheK:

Say Ken, you mentioned playing tunes/recordings from videos -- any chance you've seen and will play the groovy synth 'Foreskin Restoration' song from last week's episode of How To With John Wilson? I found the tune to be quite catchy.
Avatar 10:21am Sketch:

If anyone is interested, here is the proof of my phone going into a woodchipper imgur.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:21am adampsyche:

what is happening to my ears
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:22am David (in London):

A Jerusalem artichoke suppository is to be avoided wherever possible.

Hey mariano.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:22am iiibeat:

I think the constipation states should preemptively attack the diarrhea states.
All ass-holes on deck. No farts withheld.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:22am Steve from Dunwoody:

Humppan!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:22am Handy Haversack:

Sketch, you're so jaunty!

I wonder if this is the first time a home security camera has actually been useful!
  10:22am FௐFௐ (:

I run out of 'As' with umlauts. Could somebody please shout Elakalaiset the way god intended for me?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am fred:

Eläkeläiset! It's been a while
Avatar 10:23am wizard frog:

(Eläkeläiset!)
Avatar 10:23am Sketch:

I was skipping over a pile of leaves that was about to get vacuumed into the woodchipper
  10:24am dana:

Bipolar
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am bnowb:

well.. im turned on
  10:24am Sam:

Oh god this is so hot
  10:25am Sam:

Is she gonna go naked?
  10:25am Ochre Ogre:

Handy- I need to admit I've often wondered if anyone ever climbed Mount Hope.
Avatar 10:25am Cp304:

I love the ohh ho ho ho
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:25am Phillippe Bastille:

Lordy, I think one of my sons dated this woman... Well, maybe all three of them at some point
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:25am bnowb:

Cant I rent this movie on wfmu page?
  10:26am Mark Williams:

my goat just screamed.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:26am Handy Haversack:

The background music is just saying FௐFௐ over and over, right?
  10:26am FௐFௐ (:

Thanks, fred and wizard frog!
Avatar 10:26am wizard frog:

Fofo Itsekseni
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am Rtintera:

this is making me laugh uncontrollably.
  10:27am Sam:

Humppan itsekseni means Fofo is so sexy
Avatar 10:27am Dances with Moomins:

The retirees ( hummpa is a type of dance )
  10:27am Dean:

German for "idol"? Idol.
Avatar 10:27am Cp304:

Hopein it’s 6 centi
Avatar 10:28am wizard frog:

wonderful! supreme!
  10:28am dana:

Delusions of grandeur
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am courtneynoir:

so people who are manic just sound like Liza Minelli?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:29am Okasa:

@Sketch - Does your phone still work or did it get chipped?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29am fred:

@Dances With Moonins. What does "Itsekseni" mean? A former coworker who had lived in Finland told me their song titles were funny
  10:29am FௐFௐ (:

I believe is saying

"Humpa its sexy-kenny, fo fo!"
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:29am Switchblade Batman:

So who is the woman talking? She sounds familar?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:30am David (in London):

Hurrah, it's Heino. About time!
Avatar 10:30am Cp304:

That was great
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:30am Heidee:

Neeein! Heino! You are crazy, Ken! Verrückt.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:30am Asheville Jon:

HEINO!!!!!!!!
Avatar 10:30am Dances with Moomins:

I had to ask the wife...It means : I'm dancing Hummpa by my self
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:31am Heidee:

@David @10:17 😀
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:31am fred:

Heino or Haino, what a difference does a letter make
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:31am David (in London):

Heino and Talking Egg have always been in cahoots.
  10:31am Sam:

What is it about the deep German baritone that's so terrifying?
Avatar 10:31am Sketch:

Ken has a thing for german speaking women
  10:32am Adam:

How do i follow station manager Ken’s personal YouTube acct
  10:32am Sam:

Oh god
Avatar 10:32am Sketch:

@Okasa my phone was never recovered, the video shows me skipping over a pile of leaves and you can see something black fall out. By the time I realized my phone was gone, the landscapers were gone, and there was no trace of a phone anywhere over there. Also, when I call it it goes straight o VM even tho it was fully charged. So yeah, it was instantly and humanely destroyed
  10:32am Sam:

Glen, stop!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am mariano:

Hey David. Moving through molasses so far, trying to wake up. You good?

I remember when Letterman showed a Heino album on "Dave's Record Collection," it was the first time I'd heard of him. He said "If you see Heino, do not approach him. Please contact Interpol immediately."
Avatar 10:32am Dances with Moomins:

Hi Ashville traveler, fine indeed ( sorta )
  10:32am Sarah:

Who doesn’t
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am happymaan:

I hope you play this at least 50 times on Thanksgiving!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:33am zopa:

Let's take our pants off!
Avatar 10:33am Mungo Perkins:

I have a Heino endorsed tin of asparagus soup, it's about 18 yrs old, I shit you not
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:33am Okasa:

@Sketch At least you have closure.
Avatar 10:33am wizard frog:

uhoh
  10:33am Sam:

Shut up and pass the fucking biscuits!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:33am happymaan:

Ken, your Thanksgiving show last year were you played Kill the Turkey over and over again is what made us fall in love your show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34am mariano:

As a graphic designer, I give my full endorsement to the Life & Death poster.
  10:34am Sarah:

Lol -
I need a job too!
Avatar 10:34am Sketch:

@Okasa exactly. And I got to share my humiliation with everyone else I know, because of course everyone wants to know where it went after I made such a big fuss about it's mysterious disappearance.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:34am Handy Haversack:

Only two things you can count on, Mariano: death and Sheol.
Avatar 10:35am βrian:

How about a Dr Booty-Grabber Thanksgiving?
Avatar 10:35am HyperDose:

Flip the table! Flip the table!
  10:35am Sarah:

Woah
  10:35am Adam:

This is gold
  10:36am Dean:

My favorite Firesign Theatre outtake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am JeremyB:

WTF?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:36am Webhamster Henry:

This is up there with Irwin's "Kid tells his mom what to get him for Christmas"
  10:36am Sam:

That guy's dad is an asshole. He should key his dad's stupid pickup truck.
Avatar 10:36am wizard frog:

Poor people who had to play/talk with this guy Xbox live after that evening
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am mariano:

Handy: and Purgatory. Rules say that because I was baptized as a baby, that's my worst-case scenario. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:37am PortsmouthJay:

Happy Thanksgiving, Ken.
  10:37am Fletchernyc:

But who did that thank you for loving me thanksgiving jazzy number
  10:37am Dean:

I did not see this coming.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37am spodiodi:

go Eagles!
good morning
sounds lke Codger's show
good morning, Ken, all
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:37am PortsmouthJay:

Fletch: That was Bob's Burgers
  10:37am Sam:

Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
He's in the soap dish.
But there's soap in the soap dish.
Yeah, he's the green in the Irish Spring.
Avatar 10:38am βrian:

Is it possible to have one's baptism annulled?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:38am McGroovey:

Man, I happily sleeping though your show, and this turkey nonsense woke me up like a seventies alarm clock.
  10:38am Sam:

Was Hitler baptized? I certainly hope not.
  10:38am Ochre Ogre:

BOYCOTT DEAD CAT SOAP!!!
  10:38am Fletchernyc:

Merci Portsmouth!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:39am zopa:

So, no on taking our pants off?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:39am David (in London):

mariano. Remember, you joined the Cheesuits recently, so it's The Rapture for you old son. None of that 'down below' business.

Hey Spod.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:39am Handy Haversack:

"GYMlet"?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am unpopularfred:

the Firesigns come up with the best names
Avatar 10:40am βrian:

Yeah, it's like an animated jif.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Awaiting the ever-popular "Pop vs. Soda" map.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am Ike:

Wait, did Negativland name Over the Edge after this?
  10:42am Sam:

Ooh, Doris sounds sultry
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:42am PortsmouthJay:

Negativland's Piece of Pie would go great after this, Ken! :) #Thanksgiving
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am fred:

@Ken From Hyde Park: I've awaiting the definitive Pork Roll vs Taylor Ham one
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am spodiodi:

hi hi David (in London)
  10:43am Ochre Ogre:

Ken from Hyde Park- And a map of 'Youse vs. Ya'll.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44am Stanley:

Hey David.
Two cats at Wimbledon. One says to the other "Our kid's in that racket"
  10:45am Sam:

None of them hold a candle to Doris
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:45am spodiodi:

there's been some *serious* "y'all" misuse and abuse happening in 2020, Ochre Ogre
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:45am Hugo (NL):

Eat flaming death you fascist media pigs
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:46am PortsmouthJay:

I could use a little company!
Avatar 10:46am wizard frog:

We could ALL use a lil company buster!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:47am David (in London):

Hey Stanloid. You got ten Bensons with you? Spark one up for me, eh?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:47am PortsmouthJay:

Keep your shirt on, you'll be alright.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:47am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Ochre Ogre - Haha, yes. And also a slice of Pennsylvania with "Ye."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:47am marian:

David: I'm goin' on up to the cheese wheel in the sky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48am mariano:

Hey, I lost my O!
  10:48am Sam:

Can't you listen for something while you have a piece of pie?
Avatar 10:48am wizard frog:

NO!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:48am Asheville Jon:

mmmmm pie
Avatar 10:48am Hubig Pie:

Hamburger sandwich with the French fry garniture pleeze
Avatar 10:49am wizard frog:

Bud?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49am chris_in_space:

How bout a hamburger?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:50am PortsmouthJay:

Piece of pie, bud?
Avatar 10:50am wizard frog:

Quiet? Piece of pie Bud?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am queems:

i need to call more people bud
  10:50am FௐFௐ (:

Oh, mariano! I was catching feelings with marian. Thanks for bursting my bubble!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:51am zopa:

Something tells me there will be a fill in DJ for Ken next week...
  10:51am Sam:

The car that's been following him for 200 miles is driven by a guy who keeps saying "Piece of pie?"
Avatar 10:51am Photoline:

Pot pie.
  10:52am Sam:

Take the bud, bud.
  10:52am Fletchernyc:

“Bud”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am paddy in matawan:

Pan down I wanna see some bush! OOOHHH! Hair pie!
  10:52am FௐFௐ (:

Just answer YES and lets move to the next song!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:52am Ken From Hyde Park:

Pizza pie?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:52am Hopey Sockmonkey:

For some reason I am now craving pie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

My favorite Negativland bit.
  10:52am Androu B.:

We could use some Negativland after this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am paddy in matawan:

sank you veddy much
  10:53am DrJim:

What ever happened to CAKE?
Avatar 10:53am Hubig Pie:

If you just have the goddamn piece o pie, he'll shaddup !
  10:53am Ochre Ogre:

Hey pal, just gimme a hamburger pie will ya, and shut yer pie hole.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am adampsyche:

@Really Lisa I came here to plug terriblemaps on twitter as well, so good
Avatar 10:53am Photoline:

Dead Men Don't Wear Pie
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:53am Webhamster Henry:

Can I have a Peppermint? <tm Double Dip Recess>
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

The maps are terrible...and hilarious.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:54am PortsmouthJay:

I once played this on a small community station and someone wrote a letter to the editor of the local newspaper telling the radio station to stop playing this track and how much it hurt our image. HAHA!!!
  10:54am Androu B.:

Oops, should've seen the playlist!
Avatar 10:54am HyperDose:

Hooba Hooba!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am paddy in matawan:

OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE RADIO!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@PortsmouthHay WSCA?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:55am AnAnonymousParty:

When the guy in the car who has been chasing him for the last 200 miles finally catches up to him, he gets out and shouts, "Hey Bud, you forgot your pie!"
  10:55am Sam:

Reminds me of when I was hiking in rural Maine, swatting the flies away. An ATV comes along, and the guy goes "Flies botherin' ya?" And I say "Yeah, a little." And he goes "I've got some fly dope if you want" and I was like "Whaaaaa?" And he says yeah, you know, fly dope, bug spray to keep the flies away. And I was just like, oh.
Avatar 10:55am Sketch:

Is it wrong if this makes me cry?
  10:55am Ochre Ogre:

Yeah, gimme a hamburger shaped like a hot dog.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55am queems:

i found out recently that neil cicierega took down his animutations site and i'm mad about it
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:55am PortsmouthJay:

@WoodsOfNH -- YES! You know it?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:55am Really Lisa:

@adampsyche so bad you mean :)
Question for reals... in Piece of Pie..was one of them there fellers Roy Scheider?? Kinda sounded like him.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:56am -Ken:

Legal ID Time: 201-209-9368 and "This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In Rockland County and New York City at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am Stanley:

@David - sorry all I got is this bit of old dried up halfzware shag.
Avatar 10:56am Roberto:

This Hoobastinks. JK I love it
Avatar 10:56am wizard frog:

online at wfmu hot dog... piece of pie bud?
Avatar 10:56am graphic_taco:

This is amazing lol
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:56am Andrew_in_WI:

Dead cat soap is made from dead cats, or for washing your dead cat?
Avatar 10:57am Photoline:

Mad baps
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@PortsmouthJay Yes. I used to have it as a setting on my Internet radio, though mostly I either listen to WFMU or WERU (Maine). Used to live up in Warner.
Avatar 10:57am Hubig Pie:

I looks forward to hearing this every week
  10:57am CrashKrazz:

Is it ok to like this, I am musically confused?
Avatar 10:57am HyperDose:

@Andrew I pay my taxidermist to do that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am happymaan:

You're killing it today Ken!
  10:58am FௐFௐ (:

I propose Really Lisa to call and do the Legal ID. Who's with me?
  10:58am foreign_listener_k:

Ooops - hope no one is whatever in their pants, being a good car
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58am paddy in matawan:

great. now i'm gonna be looking at terrible maps all day. thanks chat.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:59am Handy Haversack:

I stand with FௐFௐ!
Avatar 11:00am Photoline:

I am...
Captain...
Kirk!
  11:00am FௐFௐ (:

Was that Sam, the legal ID appraiser?
  11:00am Androu B.:

I've been thinking about a mashup using this Young Marble Giants track and Blondie's "Sunday Girl".
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:00am David (in London):

Lisa, lead us to the summit of Mount Hope.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am fred:

The egg!
  11:01am Sam:

That was a computer I programmed
  11:01am chresti@tennis booth in Griffith Park:

Hi Ken and baby pies! Lurkin' and wurkin'
  11:02am FௐFௐ (:

If that's not fake news, Sam, I congratulate you and I applaud you with both hands for better effect!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:02am Really Lisa:

FௐFௐ, Handy, David, I wish I had the guts. I think I'd sound too phone sex-y in an attempt not to sound cartoon-y. Maybe some day. Goals are important.
Avatar 11:03am Photoline:

Sue Nummies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am tim from champaign (now washington):

Oh, I believe pizza exists. My bone to pick is with all these pie eaters who claim that pizza is round. IT IS NOT! it is rectangular and flat, just like the earth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am queems:

i've been watching those!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04am queems:

today i watched a guy who was diagnosed with "homosexuality"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04am McGroovey:

I'm still watching car chase and bounty hunter videos.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:05am bnowb:

I have mental issues and I love myself.
Avatar 11:05am Sketch:

When you do battle of the bands, I'd love to get Sabaj A Trois back on
Avatar 11:06am Photoline:

Riddle me this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am bnowb:

uh oh queems I got that homosexual disease too. I hope my partner knows and Jesus dont find out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am tim from champaign (now washington):

If you're doing a zoom staring contest, how do you not know if your competitors screen is frozen?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am Rob W:

Yes Tim, pizza is definitely flat. Have you ever tried circumnavigating a pizza?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am marian:

FௐFௐ: Sorry! Fixed it.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:08am -Ken:

Way ahead of you Tim - we have a way of preventing frozen screens
Avatar 11:08am Sketch:

I only exist because of pizza
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am fred:

@tim: You just revealed the fatal flaw! And Andy's strategy
  11:08am Bob in DC:

👀
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09am steveo:

Good morning how's everybody doing? Good news the plumber got the snake through the sewer clog and maybe the house will stop smelling like poop soon. (and thank goodness we're renting $$$$)
Avatar 11:09am Sketch:

My parents both met and worked at Pizza Town USA so I'd like to think if it wasn't for that pizza place I wouldn't exist
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09am McGroovey:

I know pizza is flat because once I sailed to the edge and fell off into an eternal abyss.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09am steveo:

you're probably literally, like 94% pizza, sketch
Avatar 11:10am Hubig Pie:

Follow the Rongbuk glacier to the saddle of the North Col, then the Northeast ridge to obtain the summit of Mount Hope
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:10am bnowb:

My friends mom growing up worked at the star tavern, it was heaven.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am PMD:

Ken this song has a melody
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am Rob W:

Since we're also talking about mental health, and zoom, I must note there's nothing scarier on zoom than a frozen shrink. I speak from experience! You are left at sea. Like trying to circumnavigate a pizza.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am queems:

everyone really likes this song
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am PMD:

@Rob W you almost made my tea come through my nose.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

Oh boy, here come the Zoom meetings.

Great show @-Ken! Later everybody.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:12am -Ken:

@PMD, sorry! I didnt realize
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:12am David (in London):

But don't try and summit Mount Hope without oxygen. Remember, you're no Reinhold Messner.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am steveo:

bnowb -- i found out last week that there's a 30 mile hiking trail that starts in newark and goes right by east orange... www.nynjtc.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am tim from champaign (now washington):

Nothing gets by The Staysh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am marian:

"...the professor and ^^"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am queems:

the lenape trail!!!!
  11:12am FௐFௐ (:

Ken,

Can dead bodies with their eyes open participate in the staring contest? Say yes so I can start the defrosting process.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am queems:

i've walked that from montclair to newark
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:13am -Ken:

queems, it's pronounced "lenape" not 'lenape'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am steveo:

yeah, i want to do it, queems (no camping though, haha)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am queems:

thank u ken
  11:14am FௐFௐ (:

I don't know about you but i think marian is HOT!
  11:14am Sam:

That trail looks awesome. Goes through branch brook park, that's a cool place.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am tim from champaign (now washington):

@Rob - Yes I have circumnavigated a pizza, for your information. It somehow falsely proved that the pizza was round. There's serious flaws in that research methodology.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am queems:

@steveo i was planning on doing the whole thing in 2 parts because i live in the middle of it
  11:15am Sam:

I once circumcised a kosher pizza
Avatar 11:16am Photoline:

Aisle of Dogs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am PMD:

Ken, you say tomato I say tomato. Let's not call the whole thing off.
  11:17am Sam:

You say tomato, Ken says heroin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am steveo:

yeah someday i'll train to newark and see how far i get then do the rest a different day
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am bnowb:

Queems thats a pretty nice rail to walk and long. Awesome!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:18am PortsmouthJay:

Bonjour, goofballs!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

www.radio-locator.com... claims the Mount Hope transmitter is at 41° 25' 36" N, 74° 34' 53" W, 430 meters (1411 feet) above sea level. Bring crampons (krampons?) and winter survival gear.
  11:18am FௐFௐ (:

Are Big Sausage Pizza™ round or not?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am steveo:

that's Jackie Jones mountain, in harriman st. park, Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19am queems:

@steveo parts of it are pretty scenic. a section of it goes along a rail trail in little falls to verona
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:19am Really Lisa:

Umm I think The Only Song would work well after this Ak Sak Ma Boul.
  11:19am Sam:

All pizzas are both round and flat. Wrap your mind around that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19am steveo:

oh, oops, i'm thinking of rockland county -- so many transmitters to keep straight
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19am Lewis:

nice gif - I think it represents atmospheric flow of some sort?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:20am Peapod Ross:

then how do you explain the calzone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:20am steveo:

thanks queems, i will definitely do it

ken i'm going to stop commenting for a while now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:20am fred:

@Sam: what about Calzone?
  11:20am FௐFௐ (:

Lewis,

Is a wing, er, wind map.
  11:21am MuWfInMass:

adding a fan to your zooming instantly MTVs U (would also help with handicapping the neurologically advantaged/damaged) -thx
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:21am Handy Haversack:

This calzone issue is not going away.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am queems:

comma zero
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:21am zopa:

Oh Puppy gif! I almost missed it. Thanks Ken,
Avatar 11:21am wizard frog:

Wow this is an oldie
Avatar 11:21am Roberto:

PSENI!
  11:21am ami ad:

Any grandma knows that not all pizzas are round.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am steveo:

oh shit but first i have to say hi to Peapod. Hi Peapod!
  11:22am Ochre Ogre:

Sam- Gotta disagree, Sicilian can be rectangle.
  11:22am Sam:

Calzone? Please, it's pronounced "calzone".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am PMD:

Porn for the blind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am Rich in Washington:

YES!
Avatar 11:23am Feldpausch:

HOT
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am McGroovey:

I used to work in a pizzeria, and calzones are just a scam to sell you half a pizza folded over on itself, with fewer toppings, undercooked, for more money.
  11:23am Sam:

Sicilians make those square pizzas just to piss off the other Italians
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:23am Really Lisa:

Confessing I've been wondering when Porn for the Blind would turn back up on this show.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:23am David (in London):

You have to use Riemann geometry to make a calzone.

That sexy pizza slice is hugely worrying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am bnowb:

the satellite at high point by wfmu
Avatar 11:23am βrian:

"Suspended congress." Ayeh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24am Rich in Washington:

@McGroovey: That just recently occured to me, after paying entirely too much for a take-and-bake calzone recently.
Avatar 11:24am HyperDose:

Huey Lewis loves square pizza
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24am fred:

A classic
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:24am Handy Haversack:

David, I always knew it would come to this. I have been denying my true self for too long.
  11:24am Fletchernyc:

Strength through Romantic Failure
Avatar 11:25am Photoline:

Richard Kiel basa slices
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:25am The Oscar:

"Anyway, here's 'Mr. Giant Man.'"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am Rich in Washington:

my local take-and-bake chain also offers a 'keto pizza' option - just the entire contents of any pizza on their menu just sloughed off into a pan without the crust, at a 20% cost increase.
  11:25am FௐFௐ (:

I once spent 20 minutes typing the comma zero URL just to get a 404.
Avatar 11:26am Feldpausch:

There are times when Fabio can't express things in words
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am tim from champaign (now washington):

I love that this is Fabio's day job when he's not DJing at WFMU.
  11:27am Ochre Ogre:

Sam- Haha! Right, those damn boot shaped mainlanders.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:27am paddy in matawan:

tuesday is pizza day tho
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:28am -Ken:

Me too, @Tim - I just wish Fabio would do the "sexy voice" on the air more often. I think it's a turn on. Not to me, as I am a heteronormative cis mailman, but to many other people.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:29am David (in London):

That lady is going to have a Hell of a job getting the Romana base out of her hair.
  11:29am Dean:

I recall an article in a popular magazine during the '90s featuring Fabio and his stereo system, which included Krell amplifiers (overrated, imo) and a surround array of Martin Logan electrostatic loudspeakers. At the time, I had ML speakers, too. Fabio's setup seemed excessive, but evidently he really does like music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am Brandon From Rock Island:

This must be a sign because I am having pizza for breakfast this morning!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:30am Asheville Jon:

DAMMIT!!!! I missed big sausage pizza! :(
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:30am PortsmouthJay:

Pizza The Hut!
Avatar 11:30am wizard frog:

WING!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am tim from champaign (now washington):

@-Ken - You're canceled! iT'S LETTER CARRIER, NOT MAILMAN!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:31am PortsmouthJay:

Ha! Not WING again...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Yes:

<3
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am fred:

Wingnesday!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:31am Handy Haversack:

At LAST!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am adampsyche:

yes
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:31am David (in London):

I once worked with a guy called Neil Topping. His nickname, as you can imagine, was 'Pizza'.
Avatar 11:31am Roberto:

Right on, Champagne Tim guy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am WaffleMix:

Omg I was wondering if we would be graced with Wing
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:32am Okasa:

Wiiiiiing!!!!
  11:32am Fabio:

@Dean: I need a fabulous sound system to listen to all of my recordings of me talking about me.
  11:32am emily:

Mrs. Chin??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am Mister Dobalina:

Could really use a GOAT scream right about now.
Avatar 11:32am Roberto:

This would be a good time for Bad Lip Reading's "Morning Dew."
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:32am David (in London):

Wing did a whole album about breaded snacks? Wow, I can't wait to hear her voice soar on the subject of the bap.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am Mister Dobalina:

Leslie Chow...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am Rich in Washington:

George Zamphir does a truly vile instrumental take on this cheesy song.
Avatar 11:33am wizard frog:

Who's been cutting onions over here?
  11:33am Dean:

My son refuses to read Round Table Pizza signs as such, because indeed they are designed to read Round Pizza Table.
shorturl.at/huDQY
  11:33am FௐFௐ (:

C'mon, Wing-ed Monkeys! Sing with her!!!
Avatar 11:33am wizard frog:

😭
  11:33am Sam:

Wearing only a pizza and a smile
  11:33am Terr n DE:

is this the theme to the Princess Goddess tv show ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am Daddy Hernlet:

hungry now
Avatar 11:34am Photoline:

Jello Brick Load
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:34am AnAnonymousParty:

Fabio is the Bob Ross of Arnold Schwarzeneggers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am bnowb:

Ken @11:28 hahaha Im on floor laughing. <3
  11:34am Ochre Ogre:

When pizza is topped with basil it should NEVER be baked to a crisp, only fresh and green.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am Ike:

Damn, I lived in that area for years but I never did the entire Lenape Trail. Maybe because the Belleville section where you're walking on sidewalks through suburbia is kind of discouraging to someone who's used to "real" trails (yes I know I'm too judgmental). But yes Branch Brook Park and Booth Park are pretty nice.
  11:34am Dean:

Always wanted to open a dive bar called The Brown Candle.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:34am David (in London):

England has never healed from the death of Diana. Until now.
Wing unites a nation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am Micheal:

I'm crying and I want pizza.
  11:35am Sam:

Isn't Wing from Finland?
  11:35am Fletchernyc:

Paul McCartney and Wing. Make it happen.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:36am Ken From Hyde Park:

The kind folks at Domino's Pizza® now offer wings.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:36am marian:

If Biden doesn't get Wing to perform at the inauguration... we'll let's just say my hatter will be getting an order for a bespoke MAGA cap.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:36am Rich in Washington:

My wife and I were out on date-night at a restaurant when Diana died. The waitress went from table to table to quietly inform each diner for some reason.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:37am -Ken:

Ike, you are mispronouncing "Lenape" AGAIN.
  11:37am Bob in DC:

Hi Rich
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:38am David (in London):

Mariano, get that MAWA cap on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am Mister Dobalina:

'cause Ken is beautiful.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:38am Really Lisa:

omg @marian 11:36, you have me lol-howling louder than the puppy left alone below my apt!
Avatar 11:38am βrian:

"Lagniapppe," you mean?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am PMD:

Oh!! Just realized the neon sign. Hooks great! I remember someone offering to do that for you.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:39am Handy Haversack:

It's a little GIF, βrian.
Avatar 11:39am Hubig Pie:

Marian, your O be MIA
  11:40am Terr n DE:

ah, a wonderful moment, I can't remember the name of the over acting vocalist who did this
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am marian:

Rich: it always seemed to me like reaction to Di's death was stronger in the US. I was in England shortly after it happened and I heard a couple of Di jokes. Of course, maybe it's the crowds I run in.

David: capital idea! Or maybe WAGA as a backup at least? And mariano's not here, Mrs. Torrance. This is marian.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am fred:

@the abominable one: you keep loosing your O today. What gives?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:41am Ken From Hyde Park:

@PMD - Yes, love the neon sign. I had to take a closer look to determine it was real.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:41am spodiodi:

dat egg tho
Avatar 11:41am βrian:

That frying egg has to be a hangover breakfast in the works.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am Ike:

@marian(o,0,0), did I see you over at G(0)thmist recently?
  11:42am gorp:

i huwt mysewf tooday
  11:42am Sam:

Always go slowly and czech your work. There's no point in russian to get a finnish product out if there's norway it will work. Take breaks, and don't work if you're hungary, just have a danish.
  11:42am Ochre Ogre:

Dean- Always wanted to open a bar called Frank n Steins, offering hot dogs and serve beer in steins.
Avatar 11:43am Franco Twinkie:

Hi Ken. I went out yesterday afternoon with one thing on my mind - pizza. Did I accomplish my task? Yes! Is there any left over for breakfast? No!
Avatar 11:43am wizard frog:

Disgusting behaviour today if I don't say so myself
Avatar 11:44am HyperDose:

Would you rather us debate Taylor Ham vs Pork Roll, or the myth of "central Jersey"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am marian:

Yes, I know, Hubig. Those damn Demon-crats took my O as part of their redistribution of phonemes!

Ike: you talking about (((Pazuzu))), that HACK?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am tim from champaign (now washington):

There you go again, Ken. Calling yourself a man. Thin ice, buddy, thin ice.
  11:45am chresti@tennis booth in Griffith Park:

Pizza = Naan
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:45am Mi-rgod:

"Pizza" is a cultural construct which has no inherent existence, a mere attribution. Around this conceptual locus, one might project any number of assertions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am PMD:

@Ken why does it not surprise me that you find curmudgeon sexy?
  11:45am Aric:

If the conspiracy sub on reddit heard all of this pizza talk, they would be going nuts with theories.
Avatar 11:45am Photoline:

Wilford Brimley reads Fabio
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am marian:

What about porn for the deaf? Did you ever ONCE think of that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am spodiodi:

i like that, chresti... and have some naan that should become pizza (also works as donut-like snack well)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am adampsyche:

i had this bread called bus up shut this week
Avatar 11:47am Photoline:

The elusive braille edition of Playboy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am tim from champaign (now washington):

Nuts on subs? Now that is crazy! I though it went a little too far when subway put pizza on subs but nuts?
  11:47am Sam:

Which came first, the samosa or the knish?
Avatar 11:47am Franco Twinkie:

Chresti, If you see this, please bring home more pizza! Hail Mary? I'll pay for it!
Avatar 11:47am wizard frog:

@marian isn't that just porn on mute?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am MD:

FLAT PIZZA! FLAT EARTH!!!! AND IN NYC THERE IS ONLY ONE PIZZA PLACE...NEW PARK IN HOWARD BEACH!!! good morning all!!!
  11:48am Sam:

Hail Mary, full of sauce
The cheese is with you
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am iiibeat:

I am a wiener. Everything I though turns to mold.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am MD:

Sorry for all the yelling...BUT WE ARE TAULKIN PIZZZZZZA HERE!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am adampsyche:

"In Trinidad, parathas are colloquially called "buss-up shut" ("busted-up shirt") because the roti resembles a tattered and torn-up shirt." en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am marian:

wizard frog: Don't interrupt me while I'm on the soapbox!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am fred:

@marian(o): Ken is a leader in the radio for the deaf demo, so he knows a lot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Ike:

I have an incorrect memory that Pseu Braun announced Diana's death live on the air on FMU and put on audio from a TV news broadcast. Pseu said it wasn't her. I hate my brain. So who was it? Maybe Monica? Or did I invent this memory entirely from whole cloth?
  11:49am Sam:

Deaf listeners are WFMU's largest demographic. They have a huge advantage in that they don't have to hear the "music."
  11:49am FௐFௐ (:

What I like about the Goodiepal & Pals track is that is like 4 songs in one. And they are all great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am tim from champaign (now washington):

People, why are we fighting? The single thread that runs through all of this is WFMU. LET'S SHUT IT DOWN!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:50am Peapod Ross:

Subtitled porn is good for the deaf, plus helps all the non-German speakers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am Mister Dobalina:

Is this Finnish?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am Carmichael:

Is a calzone a sandwich? Discuss ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am Mister Dobalina:

What a romantic sound'n language.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:51am Peapod Ross:

carmichael, you've come up with the next Shut Up Weirdo topic
Avatar 11:51am Franco Twinkie:

Will cheese toast suffice if it's still to early to go out and get a slice? Serious answers only, please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am Lewis:

@Franco - yes
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:51am zopa:

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am Rich in Washington:

I still remember finding out about Bowie's passing live on a WFMU show.
  11:52am Sam:

Cheese toast is totally fine! It's better than pizza.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:52am -Ken:

Everybody repeat: Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am Mister Dobalina:

Is a zeppole a donut?
  11:52am ?:

return of the muttering egg!
Avatar 11:52am wizard frog:

Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!
  11:52am Ochre Ogre:

Carmichael- No, a panini is a sandwich.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am spodiodi:

Franco, one more YES on cheese toast here. lazy is the way
  11:52am FௐFௐ (:

Mister Dobalina,

it's Danish plus some others.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am marian:

fred: Maybe you can spearhead a Kickstarter campaign to give me back my O.
Avatar 11:52am wizard frog:

Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!
  11:52am Bob in DC:

Medical mayhem?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am Mister Dobalina:

FௐFௐ , gracias...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am iiibeat:

A calzone is a pillow for my precious dead cat. Not a sandwich. Neither is a burrito. Nice try though.
Avatar 11:52am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Dutch always sounds like drunk Germans trying to speak English.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

@-Ken - I don't know how to pronounce any of those words!
Avatar 11:53am Photoline:

half bunkers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am queems:

that was really something
  11:53am ?:

sounds like mekka lekka hai mekka hiney ho
Avatar 11:53am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

No offense Germans, Dutch, English-speakers, etc..
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:53am David (in London):

Menna Neklan Upharsin
  11:54am FௐFௐ (:

Ladies and gentleman (and heteronormative cis mailmen)!

dc pat!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am fred:

And Goodiepal is no Finn. Nice try Ken, though
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am marian:

David: Eeep! Writing's on the wall...
  11:54am ami ad:

Thank you DJ,Crew. In Freeform We Trust.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am spodiodi:

that hedgehog isn't even aware his pizza is about to become lionfood :~( poor lil guy
  11:55am Sam:

A sandwich is like a democracy - somewhat open and free. A calzone is a dictatorship, it surrounds everything and nothing can escape. This is why Italy embraced fascism while England and America stuck with their free, Protestant tradition.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am spodiodi:

thanks, Ken! glad i caught some of the mayhem that is your show this morning.
cheerio all! see ya around
  11:55am Ochre Ogre:

Scarlet Johansson has distant royal Swedish heritage.
Avatar 11:55am βrian:

Ah, but what of Cornish pasties?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am Phillippe Bastille:

Thanks Ken and skeletons. And Red Skelton.
Avatar 11:56am Franco Twinkie:

Thank you Lewis, I knew that, it's why we have a toaster oven, but this a dialogue, right?
  11:57am Sam:

Seth MacFarlane described Scarlet Johansson as "one of those stealth Jews."
Avatar 11:57am đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Hi FௐFௐ
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:57am Really Lisa:

Thank you SM Ken.
Peace, all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am marianOOOOOO:

Calzone means "shorts" or "stocking" by the way. So every pizzeria is laughing at you secretly as you eat their shorts.

Thanks Ken, always such a... stimulating... three hours. Take care all!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:57am Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Ken! It was quite a ride.

Be well, all.
Avatar 11:58am βrian:

Mary is coming up in Whatever Land, if that interests you:
freeform.wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am Ike:

@CDC Tap, good to see you again.
Avatar 11:58am HyperDose:

Be excellent dudes!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:58am David (in London):

Thanks Staysh. Another bravura three hours of education and entertainment.
  11:59am FௐFௐ (:

Glad to read you, dc pat! Long time no see.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am Carmichael:

Later, Kenneth.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:59am zopa:

Thanks Ken. For everything.
Avatar 11:59am Franco Twinkie:

Hamsters love pizza. I found out the hard way.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am fred:

@marian(0+) looks like you got a lot of funding for these Os. Or they were real cheap
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am MD:

KEN!! YOU ARE ROCK...! THANK YOU!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am Zetti:

Thanks!
  11:59am Sam:

I ordered pizza with mushrooms from a place in Jersey City. They used slimy canned mushrooms! Why?? So nasty.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:59am Hopey Sockmonkey:

Thanks Ken and Skeletons!
  12:00pm Androu B.:

Thanks, Ken. Great show as always.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Ken. Long live the neon sign!
  12:00pm FௐFௐ (:

Thanks, Ken! Great show, comments, GIFs, Wing songs as usual! Till next episode people. Loosen up and BE HAPPY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm marianOOOOOO:

fred: MOGO!
  12:00pm Ochre Ogre:

Danke Schon Ken!!! YOWZA
Avatar 12:00pm Franco Twinkie:

Ken, won't you join me for some cheese toast?
Avatar 12:00pm Hubig Pie:

I'm here to lend support to the Armenian flat bread, Lahmajoon
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm McGroovey:

Pizza is itself a huge open-face sandwich.
  12:00pm FௐFௐ (:

Bye, marian!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm MD:

So sorry for your loss...Sam...there is healing...trust me...
Avatar 12:00pm wizard frog:

Great show (despite the pizza fiasco) WHEN WILL WE LEARN?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm spodiodi:

put some mustard on it, Franco
  12:01pm Sam:

It's the 12 PM Cheese Toast! Cheerse!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:01pm McGroovey:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Avatar 12:01pm Franco Twinkie:

Lahmajoon -good!
  12:02pm FௐFௐ (:

Why pizza boxes are square? That IS the question, the real issue here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:02pm Rich in Washington:

Thanks, Ken!
  12:02pm Ochre Ogre:

Pizza, hamburger and pie for lunch.
  12:02pm Dean:

Same reason LP covers are square.
  12:03pm Sam:

Fofo, it's the cardboard lobby. Extortion.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 12:03pm Webhamster Henry:

Thanks Ken - educational as always!
Avatar 12:04pm Franco Twinkie:

Square pizza is the simple answer. But it's more complicated than that, believe me.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 12:04pm Okasa:

Did Ken leave the chat open on purpose or just forget to close it down? Either way, it feels like we are being naughty by posting after noon.
  12:05pm Ochre Ogre:

The Stones (octagon?) and Grand Funk did round LP covers.
  12:05pm Sam:

Ha ha, take that Ken!
  12:06pm FௐFௐ (:

Okasa,

Who in their right mind would dare shutting down a pizza discussion?
  12:06pm Sam:

Fuck, CD boxes are square too. What the hell is going on??
  12:07pm FௐFௐ (:

Never realised LPs covers and CD boxes are squared! My mind boggles.
  12:08pm Sam:

Beer cans are round though. So that's a point for the other side.
  12:08pm Sam:

But juice boxes are square, LOL
  12:12pm Ochre Ogre:

Some drinking glasses are square, WHY?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:13pm McGroovey:

If beer cans we square, I could fit more beer in the fridge.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:14pm McGroovey:

Were
  12:16pm Ochre Ogre:

Okasa- Hell yeah lets misbehave.
  12:21pm Ochre Ogre:

Thinking about starting a line of assorted flavors of squid yogurt, I think it will be a hit.
  1:44am John s:

Ochre sounds like a plan
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