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The spinning styles of your Nana jamming with a cross-section of the Animal Kingdom conducted at a very wrong speed by an ordinary Kitchen Sponge who forgetfully was not wrung dry.

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Atton Paul  Plume: Object Continuum   Options Soundtracks For Animated Super-8 Films Vol. 1  Dying Bird  1999 
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Francesco Messina  Prati Bagnati del Monte Analogo   Options Prati Bagnati del Monte Analogo  Die Schachtel  1979/2013 
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Swami Sivananda Radha  Relaxation Stressing Creativity   Options Relaxation  Swami Sivananda Radha  1967 
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The Earl Hennessy Trio  Sun Song   Options The Lost Tapes Record Club EP-2  Exquisite Corpses / The Lost Tapes Record Club  2016 
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Nightsatan  Nightmare In The Night / Doomsday Judgement   Options Nightsatan And The Loops Of Doom  Death Waltz Originals  2015 
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Listening Center  Spring's Echo   Options Cycles / Other Phenomena  Deep Distance  2015 
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Boreal Network  Steel Whirl   Options Itasca Road Trip  More Than Human  2016 
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Silica Gel  Oddly Bloodless   Options 50) Noisy Children Party  Future Logic Development Corporation  1993/2016 
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Negativland  Squant   Options Over The Edge Vol. 5: Crosley Bendix - The Radio Reviews  Seeland  1993 
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Carlo Maria Cordio  M13   Options Pieces  We Release Whatever The Fuck We Want Records  1982/2015 
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Roxy Music  Just Like You   Options Stranded  ATCO  1974 
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Henry Mancini  Bateau Mouche   Options Charade  RCA Victor  1963 
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François de Roubaix & Stan Laferrière  Les Amis   Options Les plus belles musiques de François de Roubaix - Volume 2  Barclay  1971/1977 
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Bobby Russell  As Far As I'm Concerned   Options The Grasshopper  National General  1970 
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Vicente Gomez  Por Que... and other masterpieces of fire and romance   Options The Romantic Guitar Of Vicente Gomez  Decca  1964 
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Barbara Montaigne  Flower Arranging   Options Flower Arranging  Montaigne Limited Edition  1965 
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Vicente Gomez  My Sake, My Tears... and other melancholy favorites   Options Tokyo Rhapsody  Decca  1968 
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Real Carioca  Gente   Options Años Dourados  Siesta  1999 
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Jack Parnell  Topsy   Options Strictly Britxotica! - Palais Pop And Locarno Latin  Trunk  2017 
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Kazi Arindam  Mere Liye Too Bani   Options Bollywood Steel Guitar  Sublime Frequencies ‎  1984/2012 
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M. Ashraf feat. Nahid Akhtar  Life Hai Kuch Dinon Ki (Never Mind)   Options The Sound of Wonder!  Finders Keepers  1978/2009 
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Mahagon  Ve Světle Petrolejky   Options Czech Up! Vol. 1: Chain Of Fools - Czechoslovak Freak-Beat, Fuzz-Soul, Female-Pop, Disco-Fancy, & Jazz-Funk 1966-1978  Vampi Soul  1976/2016 
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Syd Dale  Disco-Tek   Options Ouh La La !!... Vol. One  Les Disques Cosmogol  1973/2000 
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The Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band  Giggin' Down 103rd   Options Together  Warner Bros.  1968 
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Fred Wesley and the J.B.'s  You Sure Love to Ball   Options Damn Right I Am Somebody  People / Get On Down / Universal  1974/2014 
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James Brown  Hot Pants (She Got to Use What She Got to Get What She Wants)   Options Hot Pants  Polydor  1971 
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Stanley Z. Daniels M.D.  Sex For Teens (Where It's At)   Options Sex For Teens (Where It's At)  Carapan  1969 
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Coil / Zos Kia  Sewn Open   Options Transparent  Cold Spring  1984/2017 
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Coil / Zos Kia  Sicktone   Options Transparent     
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Coil / Zos Kia  Silence And Secrecy (Section)   Options Transparent     
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Manfred Hübler & Siegfried Schwab  There's No Satisfaction   Options Vampiros Lesbos: Sexadelic Dance Party  Crippled Dick Hot Wax!  1969/2006 
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Jayne Mansfield  That Makes It   Options Destination Lust (The World Of Love, Sex And Violence - 32 Erotic Fantasies From The Vaults)  Bear Family  2020 
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am Rich in Washington:

HOW LONG AM I SUPPOSED TO HANG ON THIS LINE!!??
Avatar 10:59am Connie Comment:

I want to speak to the manager.
Avatar 11:00am Connie Comment:

I mean I want to speak to the Meownager.
Avatar 11:01am Meownager:

Yes, dear human, how many you serve us?
Avatar 11:02am Constance De Witt:

I am waiting to hear my master's voice!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am Mx. Granny (e/em):

Salutations, Otis and folx!
Avatar 11:03am Sonderangebot:

Hello Otis, hello Rich, hello Connie (nice name!), hello Granny!
Avatar 11:04am Connie Comment:

Is this the meownager? Well I have something to say.... I LOVE FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
Avatar 11:04am Connie Comment:

Granny! Sondy! Constance! Rich! Xoxoxox
Avatar 11:05am Meownager:

Sond, the kitties have spoken to you. They are only making a very brief appearance on route to full dishes of love, as you humans call, food.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:05am Rich in Washington:

Hi Connie Comment, Meownager, Constance, Granny, and Sonderangebot!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am Rich in Washington:

This is finally calming me down. Boy, being on hold for a long time can certainly get one's blood pressure up!
Avatar 11:10am Franco Twinkie:

When I close my eyes I see canned string beans circling a rice wheel topped with some sort of jizzy looking goo. Should I talk to my pastor about this?
Avatar 11:11am Sonderangebot:

This kitty needs a kitty massage to relax.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am Carmichael:

Heya Otis and Persuaders.
Avatar 11:12am Meownager:

Hello friends, the heart in particular rejoices in the opportunity to relax and feed cats, all cats.
Avatar 11:13am Sonderangebot:

Good morning, Carmichael.
Avatar 11:15am Franco Twinkie:

I'm relaxed already!!! Can I have some coffee cake now?
Avatar 11:15am Connie Comment:

I checked in on main wfmu chat for a minute this morn- guess what they were talking about????
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am Carmichael:

Yeah, gotta go get my morning eats. brb ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am Mx. Granny (e/em):

Don Felder?
Avatar 11:16am Connie Comment:

This music compelled me to roll a joint at 8:15 am - enablers!
Avatar 11:17am Meownager:

Who is going to Stashu's Karaoke Party this Saturday, meow?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am Mx. Granny (e/em):

ME!!!!
Avatar 11:17am Franco Twinkie:

Grrrrrr aaaa neeee.
Avatar 11:18am Connie Comment:

They were discussing food. Lots and Lott’s of posts about peaches, persimmons and pears.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Mx. Granny (e/em):

Dana and i and some friends all got tix for Stashu's karaoke!!!
Avatar 11:18am Connie Comment:

I am going!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Mx. Granny (e/em):

Fuh rank oh!
Avatar 11:18am Martinibomb:

what's going on friendly persuaders?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19am Mx. Granny (e/em):

hey, BelliniMom!
Avatar 11:19am Meownager:

Lovely Granny! Not sure I can make it, but I send my love from Xanadu, meow.
Avatar 11:19am Meownager:

Hi MmmmmmB!
Avatar 11:19am Connie Comment:

Franco your friend Florentine Exhuma sent me a cassette - I’m gonna play it on the radio this week!
Avatar 11:19am Sonderangebot:

I'm going to the karaoke partay, too, yay!!! So glad I will 'meet' you!
Avatar 11:20am Sonderangebot:

Hey Martinibomb!
Avatar 11:20am Martinibomb:

I just signed up for Stashu karaoke this morning - doing Jackson with my partner in crime
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:20am Mx. Granny (e/em):

Meownager: i was just reliving the Xanaduum in my journal this morning! I'll never be the same.
Avatar 11:21am Franco Twinkie:

When, today!?!
Avatar 11:21am Connie Comment:

There’s before the times before Xanadu marathon and there’s the times after Xanadu marathon : BX and AX
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am Mx. Granny (e/em):

precisely
Avatar 11:22am Meownager:

Amen Connie. Awomen Connie. Ameowan Connie.
Avatar 11:22am Connie Comment:

MB! Greg and I are practicing the Swedish language version of summer wine- it exists on karaoke already!!!
Avatar 11:23am solo mom:

Thursday on primal ice cream Franco, I just wanted to tell you so you could clear your schedule ;-)
Avatar 11:24am Meownager:

Our kitties are preparing your opening beverage, please stay tuned and watch out for tiny hairs in your frappe serving shortly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am Carmichael:

In a Gadda Da Relaxation.
Avatar 11:26am solo mom:

This wady is a widdle bit wike Madeline Kahn doing marwene deitwich
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am Rich in Washington:

I get cosmic energy on the budget plan so it's the same amount every month, all year 'round.
Avatar 11:26am Meownager:

We do very much wish meow she would have introduced each and every Claudine Longet song on record meow.
Avatar 11:27am Franco Twinkie:

Got it. Thanks.
Avatar 11:27am solo mom:

I had cosmic energy panels installed on my roof and I’ve saved a lot of money already.
Avatar 11:28am solo mom:

Meownager - no wegwets
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:28am Mx. Granny (e/em):

I shed 23 lifetimes in one week!
Avatar 11:28am Sonderangebot:

I just heard 'you are the cosmic asshole'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:28am Rich in Washington:

Did the swami just say 'cosmic asshole'?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:28am ARB:

That was tingly and joyful. Did she say "you are the cosmic asshole"?
Avatar 11:28am Sonderangebot:

@ARB haha!!!! you too!
Avatar 11:28am solo mom:

I have heard that most people on ayahuasca see a cosmic butthole
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am Carmichael:

The swami has a potty mouth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am Rich in Washington:

Oh, jinx, Sonderangebot and ARB! I am glad it's not just my aging ears that heard that!
Avatar 11:29am solo mom:

We got our sheenas ears on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am ARB:

When i took ayahuasca I only saw the cosmic assholes i was surrounded by
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am Mx. Granny (e/em):

HA!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am ARB:

But maybe because it wasn't artisanal
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am Rich in Washington:

@ARB: HA!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am spodiodi:

good morning Otis and hangers-on! let's talk about me me me :)
Avatar 11:30am Sonderangebot:

ARB just don't do your ayahuasca with the folks from GOOP next time!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Mx. Granny (e/em):

ARB, i have a feeling you would concoct a lovely ARBtisinal Ayahuasca
Avatar 11:31am solo mom:

haven’t taken ayahuasca butt I see them too, like lizard people but with buttholes instead of faces
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Rich in Washington:

@ARB: none of them had acoustic guitars, I hope!
Avatar 11:31am Sonderangebot:

This frozen tomato frappe is the last thing I want to drink now, so I am giving it to spodiodi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Mx. Granny (e/em):

or didjeridoos
  11:31am billylondon:

Rue barre!!
Avatar 11:32am solo mom:

ARB I loved your troll show yesterday BTW genius xoxox
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am ARB:

Rich, how did you know!? One of them did slam poetry
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am Mx. Granny (e/em):

MARGERINE!?!?!?
Avatar 11:32am solo mom:

Your menu croppings look menacing, by the wayyyy. I feel threatened.
Avatar 11:32am Franco Twinkie:

Alina, did you vomit something that looked like green Jello and cottage cheese when you were, well you know...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am ARB:

Trollo mon thank you! XO
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am Rich in Washington:

I've been to lots of open mic events in Portland and used to have huge, fairly open bonfire events at my house.
Avatar 11:33am Martinibomb:

Don't forget Hologram Teen Wednesday on Medium Cool @Otis :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am Mx. Granny (e/em):

i do not want to drink a cocktail that contains margerine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am Rich in Washington:

There's always one or two faux woke douche bros with acoustic guitars. It's like picnics and ants.
Avatar 11:34am solo mom:

Cool Hologram teen! Exciting
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am ARB:

Oops they misread tangerine and added margerine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am Mx. Granny (e/em):

faux woke fauxlk muzak
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am ARB:

I'm having Oops All Berries for bfast
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am Rich in Washington:

Fine, Granny. No butter daiquiris for you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am Mx. Granny (e/em):

butter is a different matter altogether!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am Rich in Washington:

Faux Woke rhymes with Folk.
Avatar 11:35am solo mom:

I’m having “purple punch” and wild oats w raisins for breakfast.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am ARB:

One butter beer for Granny
Avatar 11:36am Sonderangebot:

Going to make some warm oatmeal now, that's all there's left to eat, breakfast wise
Avatar 11:36am Franco Twinkie:

Butter in coffee - is that already over?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:36am Carmichael:

Butter beer with cimanin.
Avatar 11:36am Meownager:

Butter in coffee as a special treat is forever.
Avatar 11:37am Martinibomb:

^Agree!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am ARB:

They still shouldn't have given Chances the mic while we were all looking for cosmic buttholes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am Mx. Granny (e/em):

ghee
Avatar 11:37am Meownager:

Mmmm Carm, make me one of those!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am Rich in Washington:

Enjoy your oatmeal meal.
Avatar 11:37am solo mom:

Granny remember in Chicken Ranch there’s something on the “sex menu” that Mandy rattled off that’s called a frappe. I always wondered what it was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am Rich in Washington:

ghee, I can't believe it's not butter!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am Mx. Granny (e/em):

the sex menu!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am Mx. Granny (e/em):

what was a frappe? do we have a code key?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am spodiodi:

somebody make a joke about the kid's menu!
Avatar 11:38am Meownager:

Code/PW: Worchestershire Wedges
Avatar 11:39am solo mom:

This music is glorious!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:39am Mx. Granny (e/em):

spodiodi: um, errrr… that kids menu ain't kidding!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am Mx. Granny (e/em):

that was really bad!!!!
Avatar 11:40am solo mom:

Lollllllllll
Avatar 11:41am Franco Twinkie:

A friend of mine would get a bottle of maple syrup and a cube of butter in his Christmas stocking when he was little. He told me he would take a bite of butter and then wash it down with a slug of syrup.
Avatar 11:41am solo mom:

This single mom loves a mom joke!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:41am spodiodi:

sorr, Granny 8^|
! going to ghee my nose in shame :~(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:41am ARB:

Franco, Sounds like my primitivist friends, only they would have roadkill bear fat instead of butter
Avatar 11:42am Martinibomb:

Nightsatan!!! Hahah Love that title
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am Rich in Washington:

Night Satan's a tough gig but there's a shift differential. You can make $2 an hour more than Day or Swing Satan.
Avatar 11:42am solo mom:

Franco one year I got meat for Christmas! All my presents even my stocking. My parents were cruel jokesters
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am Mx. Granny (e/em):

no shame in Sheena's! ARB said so, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am Rich in Washington:

Christmas meat!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am spodiodi:

Sheena's Jungle Room: A Place Beyond Shame <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am ARB:

No apologies, all shame
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Mx. Granny (e/em):

ok!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Rich in Washington:

I remember the year I finally got a lincoln log.
Avatar 11:43am Franco Twinkie:

Truths revealed, and in the first hour no less!
Avatar 11:43am Meownager:

Night Seitan, meow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am ARB:

I've never had a xmas stocking, hint
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Mx. Granny (e/em):

Rich: an entire Lincoln log?
Avatar 11:44am solo mom:

Shamebracing - hug your shame till it blushes w love
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Mx. Granny (e/em):

Awwwww
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Rich in Washington:

Yep. And the following year I got a Lego.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am spodiodi:

Franco, my little brother would eat chunks of butter and spoonfuls of sugar. we don't speak
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Krys O.:

Greetings! Listening at work in Roseland.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am spodiodi:

what's wrong with These People?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am ARB:

I would eat Crisco out of the tub just because of the picture of the cherry pie on the label. I didn't understand why it didn't taste the same
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am Mx. Granny (e/em):

a friend of mine once slurped with a straw the melted butter in a packet
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am spodiodi:

i once did a line of slat and pepper in a Burger King for 5 bucks (i really wanted to see a movie)
Avatar 11:46am solo mom:

One year on Christmas there were no presents and halfway through the day, my step mom walked into the room and just threw all the old copies of the New Yorker at me that were stacked in the bathroom and said “here you line reading these things don’t you?”
Avatar 11:46am Franco Twinkie:

All my Jewish friend were of the lapsed progressive variety, which meant dreidels in the stockings.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am spodiodi:

salt*
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Mx. Granny (e/em):

in high school a pal of mine snorted the fizzy powder from the center of a Zotz candy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Mx. Granny (e/em):

i once snorted wasabi to win a wasabi-consuming contest
Avatar 11:48am Franco Twinkie:

I would eat Play Doe because of the way it smelled.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am spodiodi:

Granny, that sounds dangerous --- Mikey from Life cereal DIED putting pop rocks in coca cola! :O (or so went the urban myth) -- he lived i know i know
Avatar 11:48am solo mom:

When I worked on Haight street, a family of midwestern folk came in the store- their little 6 yo daughter holding a stick of butter in her hand with the top unwrapped and was licking it like a push pop!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Rich in Washington:

in fourth grade, I accidentally inhaled a whole bunch of a jumbo pixie stick when my friend Mark made me laugh really hard when we were on a candy binge.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am spodiodi:

(the zotz, that is, Granny)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am ARB:

Stop Solo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am spodiodi:

solo mon, i just barfed :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am ARB:

They were definitely from Wisconsin, I love sconnies
Avatar 11:49am solo mom:

Not kidding. We were beyond ourselves!
Avatar 11:50am Sonderangebot:

guess what they use as lubricant over there, solo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am Mx. Granny (e/em):

spodiodi: i distinctly remember that rumor!
Avatar 11:50am solo mom:

Temptation of Christ is a laff riot I’ve heard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am spodiodi:

i llike that spirograph album art
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am Rich in Washington:

I went into a bosses office once to go over some paperwork, there was an entire unwrapped stick of butter sitting on its wrapper on his desk. He didn't explain it and I didn't ask but I've never forgotten it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am spodiodi:

Granny *elbow bump* :)
Avatar 11:51am Martinibomb:

I broke into the neighbors' house when I was 4 and ate their butter. When my mom asked me why i did it, I said because "It tastes like my boogers."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am spodiodi:

lol MB
Avatar 11:51am Mr Fab:

*yawn, stretch* How are all you people so awake already?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am Krys O.:

Granny, we sniffed our homemade horseradish that was made for Easter in our Polish household. It was super strong and cleared sinuses. We became used to it, although we had to wear protection during hand grinding before food processors. Can't imagine direct snorting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am ARB:

I don't think I ever tasted real butter until I was 25
Avatar 11:51am Martinibomb:

butter tastes like boogers prove me we wrong
Avatar 11:51am solo mom:

MB!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am Rich in Washington:

We're not awake, Fab! We're FAUX WOKE.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am spodiodi:

i had a margerinemom, ARB -- i feel ya
Avatar 11:52am Sonderangebot:

not it doesn't, just start packaging them and start making extra income, Martinibomb
Avatar 11:52am Franco Twinkie:

Wow, this butter thing really hit the mark!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am spodiodi:

i should have said my lil bro chomped margarine earlier (i lie a lot)
Avatar 11:52am Martinibomb:

@Krys O I have a big old horseradish plant love it! And yeahh.. wear goggles/protection when making anything LoL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am ARB:

Yeah, only Country Crock margarine for Little Arb and then I went vegan at 15. Probably explains why I have 8 gallons of ghee in my cupboard now
Avatar 11:53am solo mom:

I can’t believe it’s not boogers!
Avatar 11:53am Martinibomb:

^Bahahah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am spodiodi:

solo lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am Krys O.:

My mom poured warm, melted butter into my ear when I had an earache as a kid. It was not done often and it felt temporarily soothing.
Avatar 11:54am solo mom:

Yea ARB we were a country crock family too. What a name!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am Carmichael:

Solo FTW!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am Rich in Washington:

I recently bought some vegetable ghee on a whim and it smells like someone shat out cherry koolaid. Such a weird smell. It's made from palm oil. El Ghazel brand, if memory serves.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am spodiodi:

ARB, my father would wrap pancakes around huge spoonfuls of Country Crock --- i called him out on it.... never mattered
Avatar 11:55am solo mom:

Oh wow I want somebody to pour warm butter in my ear. Sounds amazing!
Avatar 11:55am solo mom:

Carmichael:-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am spodiodi:

he eventually had like that Def LEppard song
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am spodiodi:

never mind me, please . especially that last blob of words
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am Rich in Washington:

This show is like having warm, really expensive artisanal butter poured in our ears.
Avatar 11:56am Sem:

Hello, Otis, the friendly, the persuaders, the ellipitical, the few, the largely confused, and wanna-be Fodders
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am Carmichael:

Mmmm, ear butter ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am Rich in Washington:

Ah, Silica Gel. Love them.
Avatar 11:57am solo mom:

Bored w butter in your coffee? Try it in your ears!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am spodiodi:

'allo 'allo, S'em
Avatar 11:57am solo mom:

Oddly bloodless as in “this tomato and shrimp aspic is oddly bloodless.”
Avatar 11:58am Sem:

Look out below, spo'!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am spodiodi:

8:^O
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am ARB:

All butter in Mexico is cut with margarine
Avatar 11:59am Sem:

Lucky butter. How about this:en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar 11:59am Franco Twinkie:

Yesterday I swore I wouldn't spend all morning fucking around on the computer, and get out of the house early, but this is so fun I might have rethink my plan. Food secrets of the damned!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am spodiodi:

DESICCANT: DO NOT EAT
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm Rich in Washington:

Crosley!
Avatar 12:00pm solo mom:

Sem oh wow and the article mentions “fatbergs” the grossest thing I can think of.
Avatar 12:01pm Mr Fab:

That Silica Gel track was da coolness. Is that generally what their stuff is like?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:01pm Rich in Washington:

Oh man. Search Squant carefully!
Avatar 12:02pm Meownager:

Indeed Fab, that album is just like that. And there is also a Weatherman collab cassette from around the same time I remember.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:03pm Rich in Washington:

Oh wow. Silica Gel and Weatherman?
Avatar 12:03pm Meownager:

Rich - www.discogs.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:04pm Rich in Washington:

It's on Bandcamp! Get. Got. Thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:04pm spodiodi:

Franco, i can relate. yesterday, i swore... a lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:05pm spodiodi:

glad to see you
Avatar 12:05pm Franco Twinkie:

I remember seen George Carlin on Laugh-in doing a bit about a new number discovered in between six and seven called bleen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:06pm Rich in Washington:

I remember sending the old Negativland site, Squant page to a camera bug coworker and for the longest time he thought it was for real, yet thought the people pushing it were cranks.
Avatar 12:06pm Meownager:

Oh wow, thanks Rich. Bookmarked to purchase. Had the tape in the 90s and haven't heard it in years. Dropping the link here for others, wifflefist.bandcamp.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:06pm spodiodi:

i went to pop a squant in the country crock, and all i got was this lousy margarine pompadour
Avatar 12:07pm solo mom:

The color courts. Hahah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:07pm spodiodi:

Franco, my uncle taught my cousin an alternate alphabet (much to his sister's dismay), that replaced the letter "E" with somethnig called "Eggaput"
Avatar 12:08pm solo mom:

As a former art director I really appreciate the color theory humor!
Avatar 12:08pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

My office is still all done in squant panelling.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:09pm Rich in Washington:

I bought a Squant-ready TV in the late 90s and it never happened.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:09pm spodiodi:

wb, Kenzo! have some margarine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:10pm Rich in Washington:

Hi Kenzo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:10pm ARB:

In the Hindi alphabet there's 55 regular letters, and at least 39 secret letters
Avatar 12:10pm solo mom:

Pantone won’t recognize squant but all the clients are asking for it.
Avatar 12:10pm Meownager:

I believe sqant was a color on NBC's Peacock.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:11pm Krys O.:

Pantone would ask for royalties on squant.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:11pm spodiodi:

and give it a number
Avatar 12:11pm Meownager:

Hellooo Kenzooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:11pm spodiodi:

something with 4's in it, i bet
Avatar 12:11pm solo mom:

Ahhhh this song
Avatar 12:13pm solo mom:

Breaking news- squant has been purchased by anish kapoor and no longer has any relevance to the general public.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:14pm Krys O.:

My brother invented a code where one bisects a letter vertically and puts the left side on the right and vice versa. We wrote letters to each other in this code while he was away in college. I still remember it. It only used capitalized letters.
Avatar 12:14pm Meownager:

Hulooo Krys Oooo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:14pm Krys O.:

Hidey-ho!
Avatar 12:15pm Cp304:

Good afternoon peoples, Otis
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:18pm Rich in Washington:

We should replace Ps and Ss with a new sounding letter which isn't poppy or sibilant.
Avatar 12:18pm Franco Twinkie:

I had a Negativland record that had a cover made out of yellow wallpaper and I don't remember who borrowed it, and they aren't fessing up.
Avatar 12:19pm Meownager:

Crosley Bendix could have a piece on that one Rich!
Avatar 12:20pm solo mom:

There’s a distinct lack of baby’s breath garnish in this meal so far.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:20pm Rich in Washington:

My Negativland S/T has an Aunt Jemima ad glued to it and the original wallpaper is starting to come off.
Avatar 12:21pm solo mom:

What’s dry and soggy at the same time?
Avatar 12:21pm Meownager:

I have 2 people standing by a house pasted on my CD version and still have my button inside.
Avatar 12:23pm Meownager:

Dinner being served very soon meow solo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:23pm spodiodi:

i want something pasted to a single of True False. if i hd such a thing, i'd paste it on my wall and tombstone
Avatar 12:25pm Franco Twinkie:

Negativland had a show of collages a few years ago which was great, but better than that, they also had a book about copyright infringement, that is worth a million bucks in saved legal fees.
Avatar 12:28pm Cp304:

Omg butts!
Avatar 12:28pm solo mom:

Love that album cover
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:29pm Krys O.:

Bobby Russell was Mr. Vicki Lawrence briefly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:30pm Rich in Washington:

Mmmm.. That's good rice ring!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:30pm Krys O.:

The green beans are probably boiled beyond recognition.
Avatar 12:30pm solo mom:

Don’t be shellfish pass over that creamy ring!
Avatar 12:30pm Sonderangebot:

Wow, I really hate those green beans.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:30pm Krys O.:

Yeeha!
Avatar 12:31pm solo mom:

Wow married to Mama
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:31pm Rich in Washington:

I hate green beans! I can eat them raw, but cooked.. BLEH!
Avatar 12:32pm solo mom:

How am I supposed to get anything done with this compelling content?!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:32pm Krys O.:

I agree, solo mom. My lunch half-hour at work is over and I have to devote my attention to bar codes.
Avatar 12:33pm Sonderangebot:

I worked for many years in a flower shop owned by an aging Austrian couple, and I never bothered learning how to arrange flowers.
Avatar 12:33pm Cp304:

Nice cat beat repeat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:34pm spodiodi:

baby's breath is the Vaseline lens of flower arrangement
Avatar 12:35pm Cp304:

What are those places called that sell flowers and bushes and plants?
Avatar 12:35pm solo mom:

Ivy in a copper funnel hanging on a wall
Avatar 12:36pm Franco Twinkie:

Butts!My parents took me and my sister to see Dr. No in 1962 when it was first released. The scene where Sean Connrery and Ursula Andress were on that shower conveyor belt thing together, and one assumes nekkid, was burnt into my six year old brain. The very idea!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:36pm spodiodi:

ewww!
Avatar 12:37pm solo mom:

None of these things is expensive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:37pm Krys O.:

I got a book on flower arranging written by Mary Martin. This was in the early 70s, I think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:37pm Rich in Washington:

That's pretty assumptive on the part of Ms Montaigne that every house has a mirror.
Avatar 12:37pm solo mom:

Oh a one flower arrangement a very low bar.
Avatar 12:37pm Franco Twinkie:

Be sure to wear gloves when working with string beans.
Avatar 12:38pm Sonderangebot:

the flower industry makes me nauseous...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:38pm Rich in Washington:

I wear an asbestos fire suit when handling string beans.
Avatar 12:39pm Meownager:

When I added this record to Discogs, I added a quote that is on the back cover,

"So, this record is for everybody and anybody on your gift list. Men too. Don't let them fool you -- they are the most sentimental of all humans, and those patient in the wartime hospital in Edinborough were ALL MEN!"

www.discogs.com...
Avatar 12:39pm Franco Twinkie:

The foam material goes on top of the rice.
Avatar 12:39pm Cp304:

What is her obsession with odd numbers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:39pm Krys O.:

Scratch that. It was Mary Martin's needlepoint book. I got confused memories because I also received a book on flower arranging at the same time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:39pm spodiodi:

string beans from a can in a cold wet tent in the rain for breakfast ... soup wrapper as tissue
Avatar 12:39pm Sonderangebot:

She perfected the fake, quirky, pleasant laugh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:39pm Carmichael:

I use zircon-encrusted tweezers when working with green beans.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:40pm spodiodi:

string beans, when cut thinly enough, can slip right through nitrite gloves < - you've been warned
Avatar 12:42pm Cp304:

I thought she just said not to do this
Avatar 12:43pm solo mom:

Oh so good flower arrangements are like jazz...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:44pm spodiodi:

fancy, Carmichael!
Avatar 12:44pm Sonderangebot:

I'm going to open my flower shop and called it 'Bottom Blooms'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:45pm spodiodi:

i've never received a dozen roses :~(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:46pm coelacanth∅:

greetings Otis and persuasive others
Avatar 12:46pm Martinibomb:

coelacanth∅!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:46pm Carmichael:

This is pretty exciting!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:46pm spodiodi:

the big ∅ \m/
Avatar 12:47pm solo mom:

Don’t break the coddling chain
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:47pm coelacanth∅:

hey Mbomb! spodi!
Avatar 12:48pm solo mom:

Unspoken first rule of flower arrangement is don’t offend your husband!
Avatar 12:48pm Sonderangebot:

SNIP those long stems!!!! SNIP SNIP
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:49pm coelacanth∅:

spodi, i've never received a dozen roses either. when i've received just one very thorny rose i've attributed it to the perception of the giver
Avatar 12:50pm Franco Twinkie:

My mother would make string beans with onions and tomato sauce. Me and my sister despised them. After dinner, we would draw pictures of string beans as alien spaceships dripping with tomato sauce. It was our form of an excorcism for having to eat something so revolting. I am headed to that kitchen right now to make a peach/plum galette, because I'm not allowed to turn on my own oven on a hot day.
Avatar 12:50pm solo mom:

Bring your single rose in a shampoo bottle with you wherever you go
Avatar 12:50pm StringOFperils:

Fine china? I have to get fine china?
Avatar 12:51pm solo mom:

I was annoyed recently to find that they strip all the thorns off roses before they go to the florist! Why????
Avatar 12:51pm Cp304:

This ain’t no game String
Avatar 12:51pm Sonderangebot:

probably not to get sued, solo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:52pm coelacanth∅:

Franco that's the kind of art i thought you were referring to yesterday!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:52pm spodiodi:

lol solo @1250

hi String! if you go to china, grab me something exotic, please
Avatar 12:53pm StringOFperils:

I think I'll draw a flying string bean. That's a good idea.
Avatar 12:53pm Sonderangebot:

flowers in straw hats, gross!!
Avatar 12:53pm solo mom:

I only have rough china.
Avatar 12:53pm Sonderangebot:

Put your flower arrangement in a bean can!!! Best of both worlds.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:53pm coelacanth∅:

they wont get sued over the toxic chemicals they coat the flowers with
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:54pm Carmichael:

I think she said "Fine Chinette".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:54pm spodiodi:

< china sifter ready to go here since yesterday (i'm psychic!)
Avatar 12:54pm solo mom:

Nothing says I love you like a salami rose, why haven’t we learned how to make these yet...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:56pm coelacanth∅:

seems to me one shouldn't base the arrangement around an iris because it will probably be one of the first to drop its petals
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:57pm coelacanth∅:

...i'm writing this woman a letter immediately.
Avatar 12:57pm solo mom:

Ah this makes me really miss the dahlia festival. They have flower arrangement contests that are outrageous
Avatar 12:58pm StringOFperils:

I'm sending her an envelope full of rose thorns.
Avatar 12:58pm solo mom:

Ugh cold tulips.
Avatar 12:59pm solo mom:

Float one in an ash tray?!?
Avatar 12:59pm Cp304:

“A different sorta girl”?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:59pm Carmichael:

San Francisco used to have TulipMania every year.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:59pm coelacanth∅:

last time i was in golden gate park there was a substantial dahlia garden incredibly beautiful
Avatar 1:00pm Sonderangebot:

just give the kids crappy lowers
Avatar 1:00pm solo mom:

Dark blue sausage shaped balloons
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:01pm coelacanth∅:

dark blue sausage policeman balloons! yes!
then pop them each, one-by-one while making a wish
Avatar 1:02pm solo mom:

Why are we having a police themed children’s party??
Avatar 1:02pm Sonderangebot:

balloons, another useless polluting item
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:02pm coelacanth∅:

solo, you know how unruly children are
Avatar 1:03pm Sonderangebot:

I wish someone would send me a gigantic funeral arrangement.
Avatar 1:03pm solo mom:

Hahah coelacanthø! That’s why I have none.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:04pm coelacanth∅:

be patient Sonderangebot
Avatar 1:04pm solo mom:

We all need goals Sondy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:05pm coelacanth∅:

(i agree about balloons, by the way; especially milar)
Avatar 1:05pm StringOFperils:

@sonderangebot >

www.leevalley.com...
Avatar 1:05pm solo mom:

“Work from the base to the tip of the stalk”. -context
Avatar 1:06pm Sonderangebot:

brown mums for the cosmic asshole.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:06pm spodiodi:

last time i was in GG park, someone threw a loaded hypo at me :-B oh wait, that was right here, outside of my residence
Avatar 1:06pm solo mom:

Any arrangement that includes pipe cleaners. Mwah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:07pm spodiodi:

and that green base foam
Avatar 1:08pm solo mom:

Roses and Carnations hate each other.
Avatar 1:08pm StringOFperils:

seafoam green?
Avatar 1:08pm Sonderangebot:

who likes carnations?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:08pm Carmichael:

I want one of those gigantic arrangements they hang around the winning horse at Belmont.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:08pm coelacanth∅:

carnations are jealous
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:08pm spodiodi:

the best green
Avatar 1:09pm solo mom:

I can’t wait til this comes full circle and she tells us to stick some carnations in a stick of butter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:09pm ARB:

In a butter sculpture of a princesses head
Avatar 1:09pm Sonderangebot:

Callous Lilies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:10pm spodiodi:

brb VIP slack calling
Avatar 1:10pm solo mom:

Carnations with their hair dyed.
Avatar 1:10pm StringOFperils:

carnations are camellia wannabees
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:10pm ARB:

are camellias rose wannabees?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:10pm Carmichael:

Definitely need caffeine. Vicente Gomez is probably passed out by now ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:11pm ARB:

or just roses without the smell?
Avatar 1:12pm solo mom:

She is malfunctioning a little
Avatar 1:12pm Sonderangebot:

plus, I think the photo was taken in Osaka and not Tokyo. Pff
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:12pm coelacanth∅:

she was distracted by the kitten-sized fruit flies
Avatar 1:13pm solo mom:

ARB unfort most roses don’t smell anymore, the ones sold at florists are bred for appearance and the process has lost most of the scents.
Avatar 1:14pm solo mom:

LOL at kitten sized fruit flies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:14pm ARB:

luckily the ones in my yard do, but the camellias got nothing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:14pm Carmichael:

She's a different sorta gal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:15pm ARB:

the brugmansia smells divine
Avatar 1:15pm solo mom:

Yeah natural roses still smell but if you get a dozen from the florist don’t expect any thorns or scent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:15pm spodiodi:

bye, Vinnie!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:15pm ARB:

Bye bye Vincent
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:16pm spodiodi:

we grocery shop once every 3-4 weeks, but i drove past the farmer's market yesterday
Avatar 1:17pm solo mom:

Brugmansia mmmm
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:17pm coelacanth∅:

without the smell i don't give a crap about roses. i like a snapdragon, orchid or iris or fuchsia ...
Avatar 1:17pm solo mom:

I would zoom w you any time
Avatar 1:18pm Sonderangebot:

You have a brugmansia in your yard, ARB? That's lovely!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:18pm ARB:

I do, I used to have 3 but down to 1 now
  1:18pm billylondon:

To the dep! Maudite!
Avatar 1:18pm solo mom:

My fav smell is the water Hawthorne I have in my backyard fountain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:19pm ARB:

oooohlalalalala
Avatar 1:19pm Sonderangebot:

I wish I could grow tropical flowers, they don't do well here, unfortunately.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:19pm ARB:

our schedule is getting quarantine chubby
Avatar 1:19pm Sonderangebot:

This quarantine is probably not over for a whiillllleeeee
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:20pm coelacanth∅:

i had to look up brugmansia... it must be related to datura
(which i have some kind of relationship with)
Avatar 1:21pm solo mom:

Yeah we r gonna spent all winter taking about butter and aspic on this chat room.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:21pm ARB:

2 guava trees which also smell lovely, tangerine and calamansi as well, it's a nice yard but it's right on the interstate so it's dusty and loud too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:21pm ARB:

coelacanth∅, it is
Avatar 1:21pm solo mom:

Coelacanthø I have a datura tattoo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:22pm ARB:

Solo, you do!? I used to want one before I got anti-tattoo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:22pm ARB:

Yay for this lovely version of Topsy!
Avatar 1:23pm Meownager:

Cannibal Topsy Stew Sounds.
  1:23pm Pimpdaddysupreme:

Otis!!
Avatar 1:24pm solo mom:

I got it in the 90s ARB - I let my friend in tattoo school practice on me for some reason. That’s the only tattoos I’ve got ( datura, my pal foot foot, and a topless alien woman )
Avatar 1:24pm Meownager:

My homeslice... PDS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:24pm Krys O.:

Ooh, there is a house in my neighborhood that has loads of datura in the yard and another one has passiflora. I love flowers and requested a mail order catalog of roses when I was about ten years old because it was "rose scented."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:25pm ARB:

I have too many, just waiting for the technology to improve and remove them all
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:25pm coelacanth∅:

solo that's lovely!

...i have but 1/2 a tatoo
Avatar 1:25pm solo mom:

Krys O sounds beautiful! I too have had a life long obsession w nice smells. They are life altering!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:26pm ARB:

speaking of half tattoos, a friend has half of a sombrero that was tattooed on him while he was passed out, he woke up before they finished
Avatar 1:26pm Sonderangebot:

I love passiflora... they are incredible!
Avatar 1:27pm solo mom:

coel the datura is half finished, was never colored in but now I’m very glad it’s just line work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:27pm coelacanth∅:

ARB haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:28pm spodiodi:

ARB, that's funny -- the tattooo i always wanted featured a sombrero :^B
Avatar 1:28pm solo mom:

ARB haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:28pm spodiodi:

i designed my only tattoo -- i think the artist was bored.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:29pm spodiodi:

i would be
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:29pm ARB:

Heeeeyyyy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:30pm ARB:

I have the same electric chair that Cry Baby has, but at least not on my chest
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:31pm Carmichael:

I have 1 tattoo (on back of shoulder): en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar 1:32pm Meownager:

I have no tattoos, well because I am a cat, the Meownager. However, I have you all tattooed, just stamped... on my heart.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:32pm coelacanth∅:

i have a full-size lizard, one color except for green eyes... but it was supposed to be on a "japanese painting style" tree but my priorities changed before that part happened.
Avatar 1:33pm Meownager:

I do adore tatts though, just never decided on one. Maybe I will one day, always open to possibilities in that realm. Piercings, took those out, but maybe yes. Oh wait, I'm a cat!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:35pm coelacanth∅:

spodi @128 i designed mine too, and maybe the guy who did it was bored too, because when he should have been done he said "i can add a shadow so it looks 3-d. it's my specialty"
like an idiot i said okay.
Avatar 1:37pm solo mom:

I love tattoos but will never want another for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:37pm spodiodi:

ah man, Coel. hopefully he at least did them well(?)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:38pm spodiodi:

i still miight get the one that has the aforementioned sombrero some day (once my Muscles stop atrophying :^)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:39pm spodiodi:

i used to think i'd build my body up before i got it, but now i just want it to stop shrinking
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:42pm spodiodi:

freakin wallet. ruins everything
Avatar 1:43pm solo mom:

Sheenas: Food before records!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:44pm spodiodi:

Carmichael , that horse makes my scribble look like crappe
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:44pm Carmichael:

The only reason for vacation is record shopping. I would definitely eat between, though.
Avatar 1:45pm solo mom:

A baked potato? At least it wasn’t a stick of butter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:45pm Carmichael:

Spodi, it was designed by SNL's Phil Hartman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:45pm coelacanth∅:

spodi nah - if i ever do finish it with the tree it'll be to obscure his crappy 3-d effect
Avatar 1:46pm Mr Fab:

Sheena's: Records before everything!! Except maybe liquor!
  1:46pm chresti in Griffith Park:

Hi Otis and company!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:46pm Carmichael:

I didn't know that until years later.
Avatar 1:46pm Meownager:

Food first! Food fiiiiiiiight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:47pm coelacanth∅:

hey chresti!
Avatar 1:47pm solo mom:

It is the creative tension between records food and booze that makes sheenas work
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:48pm Rich in Washington:

Phil Hartman was an amazing designer as well as illustrator. He did the wonderful painting on the cover of Firesign Theatre's Fighting Clowns.
Avatar 1:48pm solo mom:

chresti!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:50pm spodiodi:

Carmichael, i love him! that's too cool. i want to ask follow-up Qs but don't wanna be nosy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:50pm spodiodi:

had no idea, Carmichael, Rich -- cool cool cool :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:51pm spodiodi:

aloha, chresti!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:55pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

chrestikins!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:55pm Krys O.:

YES!!! A fave JB song back then and still.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:56pm Carmichael:

Ugh!
Avatar 1:58pm Meownager:

Here too, tops Krys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:02pm Rich in Washington:

Mmmmm.. Broiled grapefruit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:12pm Krys O.:

Grapefruit sounds good right now....
Avatar 2:15pm solo mom:

The debris of civilization. Indeed.
Avatar 2:17pm solo mom:

I had baked grapefruit w oat crust at my friends restaurant.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:18pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

what i'm really learning here is some far out lingo
Avatar 2:20pm Mr Fab:

I'm imagining dad with a pipe. Probly wearing a cardigan.
Avatar 2:20pm solo mom:

This is surprisingly forward thinking. Dad has had some adventures obviously.
Avatar 2:22pm solo mom:

Love from the turtle neck down only.
Avatar 2:22pm Sonderangebot:

I wished I would have known !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:22pm Carmichael:

Dad was probably in the Navy during WWII.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:23pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

holy wow
Avatar 2:23pm solo mom:

What? The heck. Omgx
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:23pm Rich in Washington:

Dad seems to know a lot about prostitutes.
Avatar 2:23pm solo mom:

I rescind my former thoughts
Avatar 2:24pm solo mom:

Not forward thinking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:24pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

not bad for 1969?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:24pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

i know a lot of sex workers, i could be the dad next time!
Avatar 2:24pm solo mom:

Somebody fell in love with their sex worker and has issues.
Avatar 2:25pm solo mom:

Mx Granny lets re dux this lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:26pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

HA HA! You can be Sue?
Avatar 2:26pm Meownager:

Oh, please. We could do it live right here, zoom you in!
Avatar 2:26pm solo mom:

Like when people fall in love w their analyst... quite common actually.
Avatar 2:26pm solo mom:

I’m such a Sue.
Avatar 2:27pm solo mom:

Oh that’s where that sample comes from!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:27pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

hee hee!
Avatar 2:27pm Meownager:

Right now, we are all Sue.
Avatar 2:27pm Mr Fab:

what sample?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:28pm spodiodi:

i hope it's something tasty
Avatar 2:28pm solo mom:

The life’s banquet one, dj me dj you use it in taste of Scandinavia and there’s a couple others
Avatar 2:28pm Meownager:

Indeed Solo. en.wikipedia.org...

""Where It's At" has a number of spoken samples that Beck and the Dust Brothers incorporated into it. Many of these come from an obscure sex education album titled Sex for Teens: (Where It's At), a subtitle Beck borrowed..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:28pm coelacanth∅:

but i seem to get turned on by lots of girls.
-and horses and sheep, and grasshoppers...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:29pm Rich in Washington:

They're going to go on a bummer. I can just feel it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:30pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

solo, you are SO Sue!
Avatar 2:30pm solo mom:

Bugging out
Avatar 2:30pm Sonderangebot:

Pre marital blood test. mmmm
Avatar 2:31pm solo mom:

Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a daddy.
Avatar 2:32pm Mr Fab:

I would sooooo luv an instrumental version of the "Odelay" album. Gotta be in the Dust Bros archives somewhere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:32pm spodiodi:

my friends turn me on
i live for drugs
it's great
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:32pm Dr Condom:

You're welcome
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:32pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Dr. Condom. That's the name of a character in a Bond film
Avatar 2:32pm Dr Condom:

I still use papyrus
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:33pm Power Papi:

Wait....there was a Doctor Condom???!!!
Avatar 2:34pm solo mom:

The rythm system. Cha cha cha.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:34pm Dr Condom:

Poetry: The rhythm method that works
Avatar 2:34pm Mr Fab:

In Catholic school, they taught us the 'rhythm method,' but then told us that it didn't really work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:34pm spodiodi:

#1!
Avatar 2:34pm Sonderangebot:

They omitted lesbian sex as a good contraceptive
Avatar 2:35pm solo mom:

I don’t need a condom I use iambic pentameter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:35pm Dr Condom:

always comes back to discharge
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:35pm Dr Condom:

Take a douche!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:35pm Rich in Washington:

Dad is just a fount of knowledge.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:35pm spodiodi:

many people are unaware that one can discharge themselves, pretty much at any time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:36pm Power Papi:

Where should I take him?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:37pm coelacanth∅:

take that douche in the white house, for instants...
Avatar 2:37pm Harry Areola:

Bwhahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:37pm spodiodi:

PLEASE
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:37pm Dr Condom:

jelly on the rim, the friendly persuasion tagline
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:38pm spodiodi:

oh... man...
Avatar 2:38pm solo mom:

Goofed up periods geez
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:38pm Dr Condom:

it's redundant
Avatar 2:38pm solo mom:

Must be jelly cuz jam don’t shake.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:38pm coelacanth∅:

flax seed oil does a better job of regulating goofed up periods
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:39pm spodiodi:

lawdeh
Avatar 2:39pm StringOFperils:

Will you be playing some COIL right after this?
Avatar 2:39pm solo mom:

Daddy do you have a cigarette for me?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:39pm Dr Condom:

the anal staircase can slide right in
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:40pm coelacanth∅:

hahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:40pm spodiodi:

“Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.

Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.”
Avatar 2:40pm solo mom:

Discharge this family loves using that word.
Avatar 2:41pm Meownager:

SoP... For you... Coil
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:42pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

i'll show you freaky!!!!
Avatar 2:42pm solo mom:

I’m psychologically unstable but make it fashion
Avatar 2:42pm Sonderangebot:

oh dear
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:42pm coelacanth∅:

What can be done about you?!
Avatar 2:43pm Sonderangebot:

oh yeah like all straight people are mentally stable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:43pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Where DO Lesbians fit in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:43pm ARB:

They were taken from Eve's rib
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:43pm Carmichael:

Homosexuals are extremely promiscuous. Social misfits. Psychologically unstable. Having sex with someone they'll never see again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:43pm spodiodi:

literal promiscuity makes me feel freaky in a freaky kinda way.... have a cigarette?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:43pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

i love it when straight folx try to be authorities on queerness
Avatar 2:44pm Sonderangebot:

Lesbians don't count because they are fantasy material, of course
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:44pm Carmichael:

Kind of like your relationship, Dad!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:44pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

I'm ready to march in the streets now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:44pm coelacanth∅:

however, lipstick lesbians are totally normal
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:45pm Carmichael:

Bisexuals! Explain that one, Dad ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:45pm spodiodi:

if you see any cigarette butts worth saving, please let me know where, Granny
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:45pm ARBicurious:

Where do I fit in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:45pm spodiodi:

or litereal promiscuity... it's been a while
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:45pm Krys O.:

Thanks, Otis & everyone! Great fun!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:46pm Carmichael:

Wow, I'm learning so much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:46pm spodiodi:

i am married to a cigarette butt, lying in the gutter
Avatar 2:46pm Meownager:

Cheers Krys, great to read ya today!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:46pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

this was recorded the same year as Stonewall
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:47pm Rich in Washington:

The more he talks, the more I'm convinced that dad is an incel and wonder where his kids came from.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:47pm Carmichael:

Dad is an authority because he has tried ALL of it.
Avatar 2:47pm solo mom:

Ha how he talks about gays this is how I feel about the GOP
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:48pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

HA!
Avatar 2:48pm Sonderangebot:

Masturbation bashing now!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:48pm ARBicurious:

How he talks about prostitutes makes me wonder if I'm a prostitute
Avatar 2:48pm solo mom:

We should edit in republican every time he says prostitute or homosexual
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:48pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

solo: that is about what i was thinking!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:48pm Carmichael:

"Hey Dad, what is necrophilia?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:48pm spodiodi:

solo ftw!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:48pm coelacanth∅:

no experience dear? don't you too still take your bath together?
Avatar 2:49pm solo mom:

Dad what can you tell us about shrimping??
Avatar 2:49pm Meownager:

Shrimping. Shrimping is when you first...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:50pm Carmichael:

Dad, what's a 'frappe'?
Avatar 2:50pm Sonderangebot:

Aren't we all, ARB, aren't we all...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:50pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

and figging, is it all that, dad?
Avatar 2:50pm Meownager:

Frappe your Kirsch, slowly.
Avatar 2:50pm solo mom:

Carmichael! The million dollar question!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:50pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

yeah, will somebody please explain frappe?
Avatar 2:51pm Sonderangebot:

what about bdsm, daddy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:51pm ARBicurious:

I speculate frappe is fake rape
Avatar 2:51pm solo mom:

Dad why does mother have a strap on?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:52pm Carmichael:

Dad, I heard Mommy talking about "pegging".
Avatar 2:52pm Sonderangebot:

I was going to ask about pegging!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:52pm Gaylord Fields:

Keep in mind, folks, that this is the "progressive" POV of 50 years ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:52pm Rich in Washington:

They're slowly ascending into a giant science museum exhibit of a model uterus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:53pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

alright, we gotta make the sequel, and cover the vital topics that have been omitted!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:53pm spodiodi:

shrimping makes me sad
Avatar 2:53pm Mr Fab:

Dr James Brown tells Sue, you got to use what you want to get what you want.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:53pm spodiodi:

i'm with Granny. mas!
Avatar 2:53pm solo mom:

Rich LOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:53pm Carmichael:

The kids sounded as old as the Dad.
Avatar 2:54pm solo mom:

And correct a few outdated mis conceptions.
Avatar 2:54pm solo mom:

See what I did there? Hahah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:54pm Carmichael:

And where the hell was Mom the whole time? In the kitchen making Tomato Aspic?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:55pm ARBicurious:

It can be taught by Miss Conception and Miss Carriage
Avatar 2:55pm solo mom:

So much fun Meownager!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:55pm coelacanth∅:

okay now kids, who's got the whiskey? let's do anal shots!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:55pm Gaylord Fields:

@Carmichael: Age of consent in about half of the US states is 16. That was accurate casting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:55pm spodiodi:

thanks, Otis!
Avatar 2:55pm Mr Fab:

Gawd, can you imagine if we did our own sequel?

-Dad, what's a cream pie?
- Here, let me show you...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:56pm spodiodi:

ahots? let's just boof it, ∅
Avatar 2:56pm StringOFperils:

Thanks for that btw, Otis!
Avatar 2:56pm Sonderangebot:

This show comes full circle, from cosmic assholes to aspic rings.
Avatar 2:56pm solo mom:

Edgy radio that actually centers you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:57pm Miss Carriage:

Thank you so much Oats!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:57pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

we're all warmed up for Kitten Sparkles! HE'LL tell us about figging!
Avatar 2:57pm solo mom:

Rusty Trombones!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:57pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Thanks, Otis!
Avatar 2:57pm Sonderangebot:

Oh yeah Otis you've warmed us up for sure!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:57pm Gaylord Fields:

"Dad, until now I thought 'London Bridge' was a place in England and a 'pearl necklace' was jewelry Mom wore in the kitchen!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:58pm spodiodi:

lol Gaylord Fields
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:58pm Carmichael:

Cleveland Steamer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:58pm coelacanth∅:

Thanks Otis!
Avatar 2:58pm solo mom:

What’s the dif between a hot lunch and a hot Carl? And does it have anything to do with a plate job?
Avatar 2:58pm Meownager:

Thanks everyone, that was fun! See you soon in another show and another chat. Take care friends!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:59pm spodiodi:

oh boy.... is that right before or after the donkey punch, dad?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:59pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

and a tossed salad to start!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:59pm coelacanth∅:

i looked up "shrimping" and there seem to be many definitions
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:59pm spodiodi:

mmm gemischten salat!
Avatar 2:59pm solo mom:

Always begin w a tossed salad!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:59pm spodiodi:

i know it as toe sucking, ∅
Avatar 2:59pm Mr Fab:

take it away, kitten,
www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:59pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

THANKS OTIS!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:59pm spodiodi:

feet don't do it for me :^S
Avatar 2:59pm StringOFperils:

Sounds like a Baseball Hall of Fame guy...Arnold Kominski, 'The Cleveland Steamer'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:00pm Gaylord Fields:

Thanks, Otis! I guess it's back to work for me, somehow, after all that edutainment/entercation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:00pm Carmichael:

Teabagging.
Avatar 3:01pm Otis (the cat formally known as Meownager):

Great to read you Gaylord and Krys stopped by too. What a fun day. Bye all, sending smiles!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:01pm Rich in Washington:

Thanks, Otis!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:08pm spodiodi:

anything goes when it comes to toes, cause shrimpin' ain't easy
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