Options The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from September 25, 2020 Options

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Treasured moments, reveries of romance and sentimental soliloquies.

Fridays 10 - 11pm (EDT) | On WFMU's Sheena's Jungle Room
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Music behind DJ:
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Jackie Gleason  You and the Night and the Music   Options Music To Change Her Mind  Capitol  1956 
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Peter Barclay and His Orchestra  I Fall in Love too Easily   Options Music For Gracious Living: Buffet  Columbia  1955 
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Music behind DJ:
The Torch Treasury 

When I Die I Want Your Hands On My Eyes (Pablo Neruda)   Options

 

 

 

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Ernesto Hill Olvera  Quiereme Mucho   Options Los Exitos de Ernesto Hill Olvera  RCA Camden  1966 
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Consuelo Velazquez  Endearing   Options Piano Interpretations  RCA Victor  1955 
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Edmundo Ros and His Orchestra  Sin saber por qué   Options Edmundo Ros Today  London  1977 
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Lenny Dee  I Got It Bad (And That Ain't Good)   Options Mellow-Dee  Decca  1958 
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Music behind DJ:
The Torch Times 

Mary Haworth's Mail: Financially Independent, Aristocratic Girl of 18 Is Eager to Marry Her True Love   Options

 

 

 

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Ethel Azama  Green Fire   Options Exotic Dreams  Liberty  1959 
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Henri René and his Orchestra  Be My Love   Options Music for Bachelors  RCA Victor  1956 
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The Christophers  The Marriage Union   Options Christopher Recordings On Sex Instruction  Christopher Recordings  1951 
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Al Stephano and His Trio  Un Minuto de Amor   Options Rhumba Reflexiones  Renaissance   
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Milan Kymlicka  Sleep Now My Love   Options In The Evening  Kanata / CBC  1971 
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Listener comments!

Avatar 9:56pm Leland:

Good evening and welcome!
Avatar 10:01pm Constance De Witt:

Affectionately welcoming you all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01pm Rich in Washington:

hello! Should I take my shoes off?
Avatar 10:01pm Nigel Pugnel:

Howdy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:02pm ARB:

Does that say "Covid you learn to love me?" or are my eyes just crossed from looking at my mask?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:02pm chresti:

Good evening! What a lovely layout you got here!
Avatar 10:02pm Dusty Rosé:

YOU Kindle my flames
Avatar 10:02pm StringOFperils:

Good evening Mr. DeWitt. Would it be possible to have Jenkins move the Duesenberg out of the drive\/ It's difficult to have the men carry the Pasha's palanquin up to the terrace with it sitting there.
Avatar 10:03pm Dusty Rosé:

Covid you love me? Cough if you do.
Avatar 10:03pm Franco Twinkie:

I'm in the mood for some good dinner music.
Avatar 10:03pm Dusty Rosé:

Those dang night birds
Avatar 10:03pm Constance De Witt:

Tonight, we are learning how to love. Shoes off, mask on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03pm coelacanth∅:

good evening Constance De Witt and Leland Meadows
and everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03pm chresti:

Yes, give Covid some love.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04pm A Romantic B:

Love like it's as novel as a virus
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04pm chresti:

Man! We're in a magazine!
Avatar 10:05pm Constance De Witt:

Good evening ARB, Rosé, String, Martini, Rich, chresti , coel, Franco...
Avatar 10:05pm Franco Twinkie:

It's about time we all talk about luv, L-U-V!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:05pm A Romantic B:

My mind IS changing
Avatar 10:05pm StringOFperils:

I was coming in through the foyer and I got my ascot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06pm coelacanth∅:

you best believe it Franco!
Avatar 10:06pm Leland:

Oh Jackie, you mind bandit you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06pm A Romantic B:

StringOfPerils your punkah wallah will be with you shortly
Avatar 10:07pm Dusty Rosé:

We’re gonna need a special shelf for the hat .
Avatar 10:08pm Constance De Witt:

Enjoy the buffet.
Avatar 10:08pm Dusty Rosé:

Oh a buffet record my favorite genre!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08pm A Romantic B:

Enjoy solo, just please get a new plate each time
Avatar 10:08pm Dusty Rosé:

Covid you pass me the salad tongs, Constance?
Avatar 10:09pm StringOFperils:

Jimmy. In aspic! Delightful!!
Avatar 10:09pm Leland:

Ooooh, I'm ready to double dip.
Avatar 10:09pm Dusty Rosé:

Mind the sneeze guard.
Avatar 10:09pm Constance De Witt:

Gently passing the tongs to Dusty...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:09pm A Romantic B:

He's looking the other way
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10pm chresti:

It looks like they're having fun poking that salad.
Avatar 10:10pm StringOFperils:

Use the tong passer. It use to belong to the Queen Mother, don't you know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:11pm A Romantic B:

The song ended but I wanted thirds of romantic roast beef, is that okay?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:11pm coelacanth∅:

i'm using my hands, i just washed my this afternoon, they're clean.
Avatar 10:11pm Dusty Rosé:

The Royal tong passer!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:11pm The Royal Tong Passer:

Keep on using me
Avatar 10:12pm Franco Twinkie:

What is it that Marty Balin said - "I'm so full of love I could burst apart and start to cry."
Avatar 10:12pm Dusty Rosé:

Roastmantic Beef, the beef of my heart!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:12pm coelacanth∅:

hey isn't that tong passer also the leftover crouton gatherer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:12pm The Royal Tong Passer:

Is there any other kind of beef?
Avatar 10:13pm Dusty Rosé:

Speaking of mellow drama I’m gonna smoke some weed.
Avatar 10:13pm Leland:

Now. Is the time solo dearest. For that flame.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14pm chresti:

Over in the smoking parlor, Dusty.
Avatar 10:14pm Dusty Rosé:

TRTP true, true. It all ends up in the heart.
Avatar 10:14pm StringOFperils:

May I borrow your roller-skate key my dear? I need to just uh whoooa....whooo....keeerash....
Avatar 10:15pm Dusty Rosé:

You could say it’s capped in beef heart.
Avatar 10:15pm Franco Twinkie:

Ernesto es mu chulo con lentes oscuro.
Avatar 10:16pm Constance De Witt:

Please wash your hands with our complementary rose-perfumed moist towelettes.
Avatar 10:16pm Dusty Rosé:

Ok I’m lighting a torch rn ((cough cough ))
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:17pm The Royal Tong Passer:

Fast and Bulbous
Avatar 10:17pm Dusty Rosé:

The moistest!
Avatar 10:17pm Franco Twinkie:

I wish I could fire one up, but my allergies are bothering me.
Avatar 10:18pm Dusty Rosé:

Franco I sneezed like 20 times this morn! Felt it in my fingertips.
Avatar 10:18pm Mr Fab:

What-ho, chums! Allow me to loosen my cummerbund, and I shall join you all in the parlor.
Avatar 10:19pm Constance De Witt:

Well, hello, Mr. Fab.
Avatar 10:19pm Leland:

Good evening Mister Fabulous, we have a seat for you in the front parlour.
Avatar 10:19pm StringOFperils:

What an exotic fragrance that cigarette exudes my friend. Rather, uh, ropey. Takes me back to those halcyon days on the island of Bora Bora, when we'd bet on the virgins, and the volcano, and all that. ah what memories. Have you uh, ahem, the ...well, what I mean is....the buffet, have you tried it?
Avatar 10:20pm Franco Twinkie:

Dusty, some one who knows about these things told me what makes you feel good will make you feel bad 'cause it's pollen for fucks sake!
Avatar 10:20pm Dusty Rosé:

It’s moorish hash sprinkled over opium poppies, wanna try?
Avatar 10:21pm Franco Twinkie:

SHUT UP!
Avatar 10:21pm StringOFperils:

Try?!! Why, I...well, I suppose a little wouldn't alter the course of ....sure. Lay it on me.
Avatar 10:22pm Franco Twinkie:

Lenny Dee!
Avatar 10:22pm Dusty Rosé:

Nice organ, Lenny.
Avatar 10:23pm Constance De Witt:

Leland is quite the tippler!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23pm chresti:

MMm..moorish hash spinkles sounds good.
Avatar 10:23pm Leland:

Good Constance, dear, may I have my Scotch bottle returned dear heart?
Avatar 10:23pm Dusty Rosé:

stringofperils its less dangerous than a buffet in these times...
Avatar 10:24pm Franco Twinkie:

Hash sprinkles on a cupcake my dear?
Avatar 10:24pm Dusty Rosé:

Nothin says love like moorish hash sprinkles.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26pm coelacanth∅:

i'd really like a cupcake but the cupcake passer seems to have passed out
Avatar 10:27pm StringOFperils:

Huummm....mmm..hmmm....odd. I hadn't noticed the angels sitting on the mantelpiece until this moment. This moonlight is delicious....hmmmmmm....
Avatar 10:27pm Leland:

One cupcake for Coel coming up!
Avatar 10:27pm Leland:

One moonlight beam for StringOFperils!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27pm coelacanth∅:

Thank you kindly
Avatar 10:28pm StringOFperils:

A child , and then a woman. Isn't it always the way.....zzzz...oh, uh...yes, yes, precisely so....I....
Avatar 10:29pm Franco Twinkie:

Oh my little cupcake, can I take you to the city dump in my Nash Metropolitan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29pm coelacanth∅:

-oh wait! ...moonlight beams? i want...
....
could i possibly have 1/2 a cupcake and 1/2 a moonlight beam?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29pm The Cupcake Passer:

Oh yes, here we go, I was just resting my eyes...
Avatar 10:30pm Leland:

If everyone would be so ever kind to take a glance under your seat and embrace the magenta envelope with your left hand, you will find one personal moonbeam per.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:30pm coelacanth∅:

i'll go anywhere, anytime in a Nash Metropolitan
Avatar 10:31pm Dusty Rosé:

I was a woman, then a child. Then a person then a television.
Avatar 10:31pm StringOFperils:

Oh! Of all the....how splendid this all is!
Avatar 10:31pm Franco Twinkie:

Those are some kinda fancy cupcakes. I would feel like a cad to violate one, but hey, if you insist.
Avatar 10:33pm Franco Twinkie:

I think The Suburban Lawns did a cover of Green Fire.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:33pm coelacanth∅:

i thought that was just a regular glo-stick.
this is good news!
Avatar 10:34pm StringOFperils:

I feel so peculiar now. Perhaps that Moorish hash isn't sitting so well on top of the di-ethyl azama I dropped in the billiard room earlier.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34pm doctorjazz:

Any cupcakes cupcakes left over?
Avatar 10:34pm Dusty Rosé:

Sometimes I wish I was a cupcake, but without frosting. But would that just make me a muffin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35pm coelacanth∅:

check the cupcake passer's bulging jacket pockets, doctor
Avatar 10:36pm Franco Twinkie:

Hey Doc, as a medical professional would you recommend cupcakes stuffed with hash on a empty stomach?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37pm doctorjazz:

Nah, Franco, need a pizza first (whole pie)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37pm coelacanth∅:

and if there are no more cupcakes in there you can achieve the desired effect by licking the inside of the pocket.
Avatar 10:37pm Franco Twinkie:

She looks swathed in pink frosting.
Avatar 10:38pm Leland:

Welcome Doc Jazz and by all means have one of the many pizza variations on display, at our buffet.
Avatar 10:39pm Dusty Rosé:

Frosting? That’s my sisters name. Is she here?
Avatar 10:39pm StringOFperils:

Plenty of ham sanitizer. Right next to the canapes. Just shoo those angels away, they won't mind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39pm The Cupcake Passer:

There's enough pocket for all to lick just only take what you need
Avatar 10:39pm Leland:

Frosting, your brother is in the front room. Frosting, calling frosting.
Avatar 10:40pm Dusty Rosé:

Frosting DeMenthe. Do you know her?
Avatar 10:40pm Franco Twinkie:

Hang onto your cupcake, here it comes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40pm doctorjazz:

Where was this record when I needed it?
  10:40pm Risque in Washington:

this is getting a little steamy!
Avatar 10:41pm Dusty Rosé:

We all know the ham sanitizer is the cornerstone of marriage.
Avatar 10:41pm Constance De Witt:

Cab Calloway records, uff!
Avatar 10:41pm StringOFperils:

In the library, I believe that's where Consuela puts the records, if memory serves. This is where this week's moist salami theme crops u again, isn't it....
Avatar 10:42pm Leland:

Would that salami be, by chance... moist?
Avatar 10:42pm Dusty Rosé:

The moistest.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43pm The Cupcake Passer:

Good night Jane
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43pm coelacanth∅:

c'mon c'mon i been wondering about this for 50 years
Avatar 10:43pm Leland:

Heavens to Murgatroid.
Avatar 10:43pm Dusty Rosé:

One in body if ya know what I mean
Avatar 10:43pm Constance De Witt:

We want to be one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43pm The Cupcake Passer:

Until their stuffing comes out
Avatar 10:44pm StringOFperils:

Humped the stuffing right out of her, Ho ho ho. Such a precocious child.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44pm coelacanth∅:

so, daddy hugged you right out of mommy
Avatar 10:44pm Dusty Rosé:

Baby Model / Model Baby
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44pm doctorjazz:

I don't think I'll sleep...
Avatar 10:45pm Dusty Rosé:

He said he beat around her Bush!
Avatar 10:45pm Franco Twinkie:

Good R.Chaust cartoon in the New Yorker last week: Two praying mantis are talking- "They have sex, then fight about how to load the dishwasher for they next fifty years."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:45pm coelacanth∅:

but i like beating around the bush too
Avatar 10:46pm Franco Twinkie:

It's called an orgasm.
Avatar 10:47pm Dusty Rosé:

I’m even learning things. Exotic heterosexual love!
Avatar 10:47pm StringOFperils:

Hole-y. Yes, well, perhaps we should begin by explaining to you, Kitten, why it is that you have the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel first, and then, um...the holes....and the...stuffing....MOTHER!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:47pm The Cupcake Passer:

So here's your sneeze guard
Avatar 10:47pm Constance De Witt:

Prick up your ears and absorb knowledge, kittens.
Avatar 10:47pm Franco Twinkie:

Your husband want to put his own spots on it.
Avatar 10:48pm Dusty Rosé:

StringOfPerils hahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahaha
Avatar 10:48pm Dusty Rosé:

And that’s why buffets are illegal, dear now go to bed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49pm chresti:

Jane sounds world-weary.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49pm coelacanth∅:

that's sweet mother, but i'm going to find out about this long before i'm married.
excuse me i have to go masturbate now. Thanks mom! Thanks dad!
Avatar 10:49pm Mr Fab:

"why it is that you have the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel first" Ha, "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants!"
Avatar 10:50pm Leland:

Have a wonderful time Coel, see you next week, keep the torch burning!
Avatar 10:50pm StringOFperils:

Cosmic Stereo Hi Fi.
Avatar 10:51pm Franco Twinkie:

They didn't talk about how to have a spiritual moment without making a cupcake come out of mommys ' oven.
Avatar 10:53pm Franco Twinkie:

Using the slipper! That's how you get to the spiritual moment faster.
  Swag For Life Member 10:53pm spodiodi:

latecomer lurker here, aloha!
  10:53pm Rich in Washington:

Lovely show tonight, Constance and Leland!
Thanks for a lovely evening!
  Swag For Life Member 10:53pm spodiodi:

"god, how i hate laughter" -- some sample form some song
Avatar 10:53pm StringOFperils:

Use the slipper passers you two. This is uptown.
Avatar 10:53pm Franco Twinkie:

Spodi, bend over.
  Swag For Life Member 10:54pm spodiodi:

i actually love laughter . thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54pm chresti:

Yes, the slipper, what's that mean?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54pm coelacanth∅:

damn, i thought the show was 'till midnight.
  Swag For Life Member 10:54pm spodiodi:

done
Avatar 10:54pm Nigel Pugnel:

Thanks for he show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55pm coelacanth∅:

here spodi, lick this swatch of the interior of a pocket.
just do it.
Avatar 10:55pm Franco Twinkie:

I need more that an hour, can you keep going....please!
Avatar 10:55pm StringOFperils:

Time to retire. Had a love-ly time. We must do this again. Soon.
  Swag For Life Member 10:55pm spodiodi:

Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows ftw!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55pm chresti:

Thank you gracious hosts!
  Swag For Life Member 10:55pm spodiodi:

*lick lick lick* am i still bent?
Avatar 10:55pm Constance De Witt:

Thank YOU! Sincerely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56pm chresti:

Hi spodi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56pm The Cupcake Passer:

well, you thought it was the inside of a pocket didn't you? but it's actually a toad
  Swag For Life Member 10:57pm spodiodi:

hi chresti! i hope Otis doesn't sue Leland for having a similar voice
Avatar 10:57pm Dusty Rosé:

Thank you so so so much Constance and Leland. Love the love.
Avatar 10:57pm Mr Fab:

Don Bolles regales us with super fun '70s bubble-glam tomorrow. It's another new show!
wfmu.org...
  Swag For Life Member 10:57pm spodiodi:

no complaints, Franco 8^)
Avatar 10:57pm Franco Twinkie:

Ask Don about the slipper.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58pm chresti:

Ahh, we'll be up all night after all the toad we licked.
Avatar 10:58pm StringOFperils:

I'll have to find that Roz Chast cartoon, Franco.
  Swag For Life Member 10:58pm spodiodi:

liking this font/ old timey!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58pm coelacanth∅:

Thanks Leland! Thanks Constance!
tchau, cupcakes
  Swag For Life Member 10:58pm spodiodi:

Yes!
Avatar 10:58pm Franco Twinkie:

We're suppose to lick the toad!?!
  Swag For Life Member 10:59pm spodiodi:

sondgerangaebot (sp?)
Avatar 10:59pm Dusty Rosé:

Shrimp toads
  Swag For Life Member 10:59pm spodiodi:

i was guessing, not repeating!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59pm The Cupcake Passer:

Toads use their toes to you knows
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00pm The Cupcake Passer:

My cloaca is burning now
Avatar 11:00pm Franco Twinkie:

Toe job?
Avatar 11:00pm Constance De Witt:

;)
  Swag For Life Member 11:00pm spodiodi:

No Job!
Avatar 11:00pm Dusty Rosé:

Yer gonna get the slipper tonight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00pm The Cupcake Passer:

Excuse me, my tiny fold
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00pm coelacanth∅:

hahaha ARB!
Avatar 11:00pm Leland:

Thanks everyone for joining us! See you next week for more romance. Yer gonna get git the slipper!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01pm coelacanth∅:

...put some cream on that
Avatar 11:01pm Dusty Rosé:

Cloaca my heart!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01pm The Cupcake Passer:

"frosting" is what makes a muffin into a cupcake
Avatar 11:01pm StringOFperils:

More aspic, darling?
Avatar 11:01pm Franco Twinkie:

Now what? The pan in greased and ready to pop in the oven!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01pm The Cupcake Passer:

covid you love this show any more?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02pm coelacanth∅:

pop it in
Avatar 11:02pm Constance De Witt:

I love you!
Avatar 11:02pm Dusty Rosé:

I’m coviding this moment we all shared.
  Swag For Life Member 11:02pm spodiodi:

Franco, i had a gif ready. but the show ended :^B
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03pm coelacanth∅:

i got so exited i covided right off the road
Avatar 11:03pm Franco Twinkie:

I's Friday night, lets keep this filthy chatter going!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03pm The Cupcake Passer:

thank you for not coviding in me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04pm The Cupcake Passer:

you covided right off the toad
  Swag For Life Member 11:04pm spodiodi:

Fuck yes, Franco
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04pm coelacanth∅:

awww, it's a bouncing baby covid
Avatar 11:04pm StringOFperils:

Plenty of other ACCU pages we could corrupt. It's all out there waiting.
  Swag For Life Member 11:05pm spodiodi:

does anyone know the juvenille version of this song? i do
Avatar 11:05pm Mr Fab:

Wayne Newton crooning "Strangers In The Night" on the stream now certainly is keeping the torchy mood burning
Avatar 11:05pm Franco Twinkie:

All you donut shop lotharios, meet me in the parking lot.
  Swag For Life Member 11:05pm spodiodi:

or a line or two anyway
Avatar 11:05pm Constance De Witt:

Don’t be too naughty, folks
Avatar 11:05pm Mr Fab:

I wanna hear, it spodi!
Avatar 11:06pm StringOFperils:

Sure, throw an incendiary dinner party, and then pull the plug. Bah!
Avatar 11:06pm Leland:

Wonderful Wayne, wonderful.
Avatar 11:06pm Dusty Rosé:

Covid your ears, Constance! you might hear some spicy words.
  Swag For Life Member 11:07pm spodiodi:

here's what i remember from my prepubescent time at camp:

Strabgers in the night
exchanging rubbers

this one is to tight
i'll try another

this one is too loose
will it hold the juice...
Avatar 11:07pm Leland:

Constance, they warned us about this at church!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07pm coelacanth∅:

this is a song about paprika i hope you enjoy it
Avatar 11:07pm Franco Twinkie:

I sure feel like a nice hot donut hole just about now.
  Swag For Life Member 11:07pm spodiodi:

3! (or 6! if double-lining is acceptable) way more than i'd hoped 8^D
  Swag For Life Member 11:08pm spodiodi:

too* <- f**k me
Avatar 11:08pm Mr Fab:

Ha, then S&M jazz from the "Tortura" album. That Sheena is the naughty one here.
Avatar 11:08pm Dusty Rosé:

Donut covid your neighbors wife
Avatar 11:09pm Dusty Rosé:

Fab she is - I have heard her play some things!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09pm coelacanth∅:

yeah! it's Sheena's fault! she just can't keep it in her pants
Avatar 11:09pm Franco Twinkie:

Is that a maple bar in your pocket....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:10pm coelacanth∅:

or...
Avatar 11:10pm Franco Twinkie:

are..
Avatar 11:11pm Dusty Rosé:

Looks more like a butterhorn.
  Swag For Life Member 11:11pm spodiodi:

better not lay a finger on my ladyfinger
Avatar 11:11pm StringOFperils:

Ha ha ha ha ha....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11pm The Cupcake Passer:

There's nothing left to lick in the pocket, we covid this
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12pm coelacanth∅:

it's escaped the pocket
Avatar 11:12pm Franco Twinkie:

I think you're right. it's starting to smell rancid.
  Swag For Life Member 11:13pm spodiodi:

more from camp (pocket-themed):

Q: would you kiss a rabbit between the ears?

A: "hmm, ok, sure... rabbits are cute"

*pulls out pockets and leans mid-section forward*
Avatar 11:14pm Franco Twinkie:

God, it's so early and I want to break something!
  Swag For Life Member 11:14pm spodiodi:

the pockets are the rabbits ears (LOLMG!)
  Swag For Life Member 11:14pm spodiodi:

kids. with the humor
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14pm The Cupcake Passer:

That's how El Loco got banned from Mexican television, only his was an elephant trunk
Avatar 11:14pm Mr Fab:

spodiodi's workin blue tonight!
  Swag For Life Member 11:14pm spodiodi:

i wake up like that, Franco... night terrors, since i was born
  Swag For Life Member 11:15pm spodiodi:

usually i more want to tear up the covers and bed, like this morning 8^)
Avatar 11:15pm Franco Twinkie:

Toad licker!
Avatar 11:16pm Franco Twinkie:

Link Wray!
  Swag For Life Member 11:16pm spodiodi:

bum-looker! *in my best Mike Meyers as SImon from the land of .... something*
Avatar 11:16pm Constance:

Just watching over the chat here
  Swag For Life Member 11:17pm spodiodi:

*does a lil jig* finally, some attention 8^)
  Swag For Life Member 11:18pm spodiodi:

god, how i hate laughter
  Swag For Life Member 11:20pm spodiodi:

can somebody please give me a ride home?
  Swag For Life Member 11:20pm spodiodi:

hello?
  Swag For Life Member 11:20pm spodiodi:

*tap tap tap*
Avatar 11:20pm StringOFperils:

"Where's the fire Danger?" "In your eyes, Lieutenant Bradshaw."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22pm chresti:

HahAhA spodi
  Swag For Life Member 11:23pm spodiodi:

guess i gotta boogie

Franco, i have a spelling test for yuo whenever you're up to it (in a ribald-friendly setting)!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24pm coelacanth∅:

i'll give you a ride spodi. go ahead, get on. this is where there will be only one set of footprints.
  Swag For Life Member 11:24pm spodiodi:

THE RAMONES TOTALLY COVER THIS SONG
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25pm coelacanth∅:

(or, hoofprints, rather)
  Swag For Life Member 11:25pm spodiodi:

ok if i set sidesaddle, ∅?
  Swag For Life Member 11:26pm spodiodi:

my getup wasn't cheap to clean
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26pm coelacanth∅:

sure, you can stand on your head if you'd like but you'll miss the Total Experience.
  Swag For Life Member 11:27pm spodiodi:

still have the gold lame'
  Swag For Life Member 11:27pm spodiodi:

hoofcovers?
  Swag For Life Member 11:27pm spodiodi:

hmm. ok. i'll just sit and hang on to my ego
  Swag For Life Member 11:28pm spodiodi:

HI HO SILVER!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29pm coelacanth∅:

look, i'm naked okay do you want a ride or don't ya?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30pm coelacanth∅:

we're stopping at a watering hole though
  Swag For Life Member 11:30pm spodiodi:

ummm yes, thank you. cool. i'm parched
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31pm coelacanth∅:

(actual water) and i need to graze first.
  Swag For Life Member 11:31pm spodiodi:

hedaing over to the NY Underground programme (first time 8^) )
  Swag For Life Member 11:31pm spodiodi:

just mind the exhaust, old fish
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32pm coelacanth∅:

i'm going to squeeze a few more dollars out of this day.
see ya later on.
  Swag For Life Member 11:32pm spodiodi:

since Dave Sewelson called you that (before i knew what a coelacanth was), i haven't been able to forget it
  Swag For Life Member 11:33pm spodiodi:

rock n roll. see you next time! happy grazing
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