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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options August 12, 2020: Poetry and Audience Growth or Death

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Listener comments!

  6:05pm ami ad:

Roir
  6:05pm wfmu listener phillip:

I could sure use that money.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm dale:

masturbators anonymous.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

We await our instructions. Kadavergehorsamkeit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm ultradamno:

A masturbatoriam song and dance sounds frightening
  6:05pm wfmu listener phillip:

not a gambler never was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm dale:

andy knows when to hold it. and knows when to fold.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm dei xhrist:

I'm listener #456!
  Swag For Life Member 6:08pm spodiodi:

sounds like a job for the robots
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Lizardner Dave 2:

I'm a few minutes late. How do they know how many listeners there are? Gotta be streaming only right?
Avatar 6:09pm Chud:

How is Ken measuring the numbers?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm dale:

isn't double or nothing another 200 and not another 400?
  6:09pm listener pi:

It's not fair. You can't count me as a rational number.
  6:09pm johnzo:

screw that rich jerk andy! tell him to take bis cayman islands bank account and his yacht and shove it where the sun don't shine!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Rand al'Thor:

I've social media'd a link.
  6:10pm wfmu listener phillip:

wow andy what a cheap skate. he probably spent $200 on snacks for his masterbatorium
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Yeah I'm on the FM. So to screw Andy I can just turn the app on my phone and stream it on this laptop and be counted twice, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm dale:

philiip - yes, but all delicious, quality snacks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Sweet Corn Lizzie:

they will argue about this all hour and he'll never have to pay!
  6:12pm Tim:

How many listeners are they trying to get?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

672? seems a bit high, but quarintine makes people listen to weird shit
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm dale:

poochie is getting tickled pink.
Avatar 6:13pm Chud:

Double or nothing means another $200 to a total of $400. Double or nothing twice would be $400
  6:13pm johnzo:

sam the appraiser's irl cousin's band just released an album!!! & he did the art! not the boring cousin! an interesting cousin! buy it! but just the digital version cause there's only two tapes yet and I haven't ordered one yet
https://theearcadians.bandcamp.com/album/down-in-the-bunker?utm_campaign=theearcadians%20album%20down-in-the-bunker&utm_medium=email&utm_source=album_release&utm_content=fanpub_fnb
  6:13pm Listener Robert:

So these streaming numbers -Ken's been quoting for years are not a joke, something he's been making up? He can get a real-time readout of the number streaming?

I could switch from WMFU to stream if it'll hurt Andy.
  6:13pm sean:

Andy The Adjuster
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Lizardner Dave 2:

OK, so still listening on FM but have the pop up stream going on the laptop and the app going on my phone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm ultradamno:

I've heard of white male fragility, but it's nice to hear it declared.
  6:13pm johnzo:

*2 tapes left
  6:14pm polly onymous:

i'm signing in from four different devices !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Lizardner Dave 2:

On mute of course because they're out of sync from the FM.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Sweet Corn Lizzie:

I'm listening on the computer and have the iphone and ipad going!
Going to put it on my work laptop too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm dei xhrist:

can I game the system by playing WFMU on multiple devices? The delay is EXCITING
  6:15pm Listener Robert:

How should we time this? If we're streaming now, is it too early?
  6:15pm Sam the appraiser:

The underlying message of this show: people who listen over the air are NOTHING! Only cool computer internet nerds count as LISTENERS!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm dale:

listening on an over the air radio so we aren't even counted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Rand al'Thor:

I'm tempted to share the link with the Discord chat for a somewhat-popular YouTube series that satirizes public access TV programming.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Sweet Corn Lizzie:

Sam isn't that obvious? Over the air people just have to have a radio but cool computer internet nerds have to spend some real coin on an iphone or something
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm nortonjutland:

Yes, andy loses double his loss($200), otherwise what is his risk?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm PMD:

I'm on my computer and my phone. I'll put the phone in the window so the neighborhood can hear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm PMD:

@polly - yay!
Avatar 6:19pm Pixburgh:

Oliver Stoned.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Rand al'Thor:

That'd be amusing if I could get Richard Burnish to call in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm ultradamno:

JEWEL! READ SOME JEWEL!
  6:21pm bren:

the great debate
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

It could be much worse: Dr Hal Robbins on his "Ask Dr Howl" (radiovalencia.fm) frequently reads the poetry of Clark Ashton Smith.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm dale:

this dude is wrong.
  6:23pm Listener Robert:

Wait a minute...if Andy loses, are we gaining anything but schadenfreude from Andy's suffering? Do the proceeds go to Auricle?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Sweet Corn Lizzie:

Clark Ashton Smith. wow.
  6:23pm bren:

yeah i totally challenge that last dude
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm dale:

"a gamble to decide whether a loss or debt should be doubled or canceled."

andy's loss last week was 200. he either loses another 200 or get's his lost 200 cancelled.
  6:24pm ami ad:

Andy loses,we win.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Rand al'Thor:

I thought she was about to say she was listening via her cats and gerbils.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm dei xhrist:

Polly for the win!
  6:24pm bren:

under the other definition the better gets neither double nor nothing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Julie:

someone say something about damned souls?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm ultradamno:

Last week it was figuring out how to play liar's poker on the fly, this week the meaning of double or nothing. This is kind of like a preliminary meeting before the actual show.
  6:26pm Listener Robert:

How do we win? Do the proceeds go to Auricle, or is the settlement just between Ken, Andy, and some contest winners?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Asheville Jon:

if i stream on three different devices, does that count as 3 different listeners?
  6:29pm dk50b:

Caller's on the Market-Frankford Line (MFL) one of Philly's two subway/el lines.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm micah:

ken i would like my next stimulus not from the gub'mint i would like it from Andy lol thx bai
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm ultradamno:

The Hypothetical Kens were a great band
  6:30pm Tim:

Does it count every browser as a different listener? Or just IP addresses?
  6:30pm johnzo:

ok Im gonna turn it on on my laptop... if I listen on an old phone through the website but not the ap will that work?
  6:30pm Sam the appraiser:

Ken does great when he resorts to blatant cheating
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Julie:

does alexa through tune in count?
  6:31pm polly onymous:

great idea, now im using multiple browsers on the same devices DOUBLE OR NUTHIN!!! woo hoo
  6:31pm Sam the appraiser:

Alexa: cost Andy money.
  6:31pm ami ad:

alexa,listen to Andy. sick
  6:33pm yippie:

i put wfmu on roku
Avatar 6:33pm khd:

running on vlc, mpc, winamp, my phone, chrome and firefox :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm ultradamno:

The cyanide is just there for a little extra kick
  6:34pm People Like Us:

I'm not listening too
  6:34pm johnzo:

ok if there are any ghosts in my room they'll be listening to the show in stereo from an old phone and my laptop... I hope you appreciate this pointless waste of electricity ken!
  6:35pm ami ad:

got 3 devices streaming,and 2 radios on.
  6:36pm johnzo:

I mean I COULD make the elderly homeless guy who lives with me listen to the show... he needs me to help him turn his foodstamp card on so I kinda got him over a barrel...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Rand al'Thor:

Got four devices streaming.
  6:36pm yippie:

get some quadrophonic sound for talk radio
  6:37pm Listener Robert:

The 7SD e-mail didn't say who gets the money Andy loses.
  6:37pm Cygwin User:

Thanks, KfHP:
Alter it, if you would, so that stream0..stream3 were used to balance the load.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Doug Schulkind:

All Give the Drummer Radio listeners are COMMANDED to switch over to the WFMU mothership stream until 6:59!
Avatar 6:37pm khd:

10 streams running - mpc has one instance of each stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm ultradamno:

Is this what we're talking about www.blogto.com...
  6:37pm johnzo:

so it had like a panel that only the waiter has the key for to pass the food in or...?
  6:37pm Cygwin User:

I still insist that modern computers use damned souls to help reduce latency. (Make your own 8th Circle of Hell joke.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm ultradamno:

The cone of silence idea www.wasserstrom.com...
  6:38pm Listener Robert:

If Ken doesn't say soon that Auricle's getting Andy's stakes, I'm switching back to over-the-air.
Avatar 6:39pm Chud:

Doesn't slow my computer at all, and I think I've got 200 going
  6:39pm Cygwin User:

Again, great work, but don't just use stream0 .
Avatar 6:39pm Fox:

According to cartoonist Geoff Vasile, the homeless are still quite capable of taking food off the plates of diners.

www.instagram.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm ultradamno:

We're going to need California to stay put until November.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm eastvanhalen:

Oh hey, a challenge? Listening from Vancouver...
  6:39pm Bert:

Hey this is bert from Antwerp, Belgium
Me and my 99 friends are ignoring social distancing to listen to WFMU!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm dale:

it really wasn't san andrea's fault - his wife just said it was.
Avatar 6:39pm khd:

i.imgur.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Jeff Golick:

Just following Doug's orders @6:37.
  Swag For Life Member 6:41pm spodiodi:

wink martingale would approve
  6:41pm Listener Robert:

OK, so this is just between Ken & Andy, I'm switching off stream.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Asheville Jon:

i have about 20 different players going right now, hope that helps!
  6:42pm vanya moscow:

Вхожу в сеть 112573
  6:43pm johnzo:

is DAME Judy Dench known for bench sitting?
  6:44pm CC:

Just dropped in to say hi I don't know if this will count???...:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm PigeonsAndRust:

I'm glad he didn't rhyme wench, stench, cinch,
  6:45pm ami ad:

hot another computer streaming.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Switchblade Batman:

What if you're listening on the radio radio?
  6:45pm Listener Robert:

Andy very cooperatively clarified just now. Which means he really wants to donate his money. So OK, let's help.
  6:46pm ami ad:

Stream On Listener Robert.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Julie:

radio radio doesn't count, it has to be a stream
  6:47pm Cygwin User:

I'm all out of consoles.

Really, the first time this computer's felt underpowered.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm dale:

turning on the echo dot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm pantz:

I'm here! I'm a listener! Make Andy pay, for God's sake!!!
  6:50pm ami ad:

make andy pay,double.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm PigeonsAndRust:

I just got tried to get on and the stream is down!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Julie:

alexa said it's not available!!
  6:51pm Toothgrinder Tom:

If I catch Judi Dench hanging around on that bench near my home ONE more time ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Kat in Chicago:

Laptop, iPad, phone
  Swag For Life Member 6:51pm spodiodi:

the robots have brought the streams to their knees
  Swag For Life Member 6:51pm spodiodi:

(also yay humans)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Yeah the stream crapped out on my phone. Andy wins.
  6:53pm Listener Robert:

I was using the pop-up player, now can't get back in, realized I don't have VLC player installed on this computer, installing it frantically now. -Ken, settle with Andy!
  6:53pm johnzo:

the ghosts in my room are still listening on 2 devices... & Im listening on a 3rd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm pantz:

Andy must pay for his crimes! Pay!
  6:53pm CC:

Breaking even isn't so bad?!?...:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm micah:

how about for next weeks show Andy pays each listener who doesnt listen lol ok thx bai
Avatar 6:54pm dk50b:

Open your devices and scream I'm mad as hell and want Andy to get soaked!
  6:54pm listener pi:

I’m listening on vinyl.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Julie:

you need the kpop kids
  6:54pm johnzo:

screw that rich jerk andy, this HAS been mildly entertaining ken... I got SEVERAL chuckles!
  6:55pm Listener MJ:

Picked the wrong day to give up FMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Switchblade Batman:

Can confirm, can't stream
  6:55pm ARB:

Deus ex machina
  6:55pm Listener Robert:

Whew, got the VLC stream in, just in time.
  6:55pm Vanya the hacker:

Ken, I busy with Kamala Ukraine misinformation campaign. I no have time for you petty radio show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm pantz:

We need some kind of metal. Heavy levels of metal
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Kat in Chicago:

I’m streaming five different places now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Switchblade Batman:

It seems to be with browser for me, phone works
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Mike East:

I just got on the stream
Avatar 6:55pm dk50b:

Yea I tried too, already listening on app
  6:56pm Toothgrinder Tom:

Cannot connect; who hasn’t had that problem?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Asheville Jon:

i have 17 players open and they are all working
Avatar 6:56pm Pixburgh:

refresh your browser
  6:56pm Mike from Cranford:

see
the cool kids tables rules
  6:56pm Listener Robert:

Andy'll figure out some other way to donate.
  6:56pm jeremyb:

my phone took several attempts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Switchblade Batman:

nevermind, can't get back on with phone
Avatar 6:57pm Huge:

Keep trying. I finally got 5 streams going.
  6:57pm CC:

You can do this again next week and claim that it was technical difficulties and so it was canceled?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Pauly from Clifton:

Just signed in on my tablet. Six devices total.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Rob W:

Listening via iTunes (.pls) seems to be working and you can listen on your pad or phone but the pop-up on the FMU pages is not working...
  6:57pm Sam the appraiser:

All you 17x listeners overwhelmed the system. It was never designed to handle “popularity”.
  6:58pm Tom in Cotati:

I have 10 VLC connections going in addition to my Winamp stream. Can't open more.

I suspect you've maxed out available bandwidth
  6:58pm Listener Robert:

Switch to .pls, folks.
  6:58pm yippie:

for me only radiorethink broke
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Asheville Jon:

i closed 10
Avatar 6:58pm Marshall Stacks:

No one ever tested the stream servers with this many listeners, I bet.
  6:59pm Sam the appraiser:

Andy payed some IT guy $1,000 so he wouldn’t have to pay 400.
  6:59pm Anonymous Techie:

the 32KB stream works
Avatar 6:59pm khd:

haha
  6:59pm BetsyO:

Show just went off the air in DC,... hmmm, can’t reconnect,... the Man wins again!
  6:59pm ami ad:

call Kenzo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Julie:

I feel like marathon finales would be up at that level though
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Call up Verizon and see if the trunk line is full. Reroute if necessary.
  6:59pm Listener Robert:

Funniest 7SD moment in weeks or months!
  6:59pm Patty D:

Ken you did ask for Russia hackers. What did you expect?
  6:59pm polly onymous:

the bet is cancelled due to technical dificulties - the agreement was an open feed until 6.59 DO OVER
Avatar 7:00pm Marshall Stacks:

Victims of their own success
  Swag For Life Member 7:00pm spodiodi:

thanks, Ken and Andy!
  Swag For Life Member 7:00pm spodiodi:

don't give up. call in the judges, Ken
  7:01pm Anonymous Techie:

thnx for the laughs. they are much needed right now
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