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Options August 12, 2020: Hi-Waisted Modernists #089 - My Way Of Life


On today's Hi-Waisted Modernists with DJ GeorgyGirl we enlist the help and guidance of Hollywood Goddess Joan Crawford to school us on the pressing questions of life. Who should we invite to dinner parties? What do men like? Why should we act opposite loathsome and flinty Yankee co-stars? How do we persuade ingenues to let us accept their Oscar for them so we can annoy the loathsome and flinty Yankee co-stars? Urgent matters which require a refined and delicate touch, and NO WIRE COAT HANGERS. Let Joan show you her way of life.

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Heinz Kiessling  A La Bonheur   Options 0:00:00 (Pop‑up)
Werner Tautz  Good Choice   Options 0:02:59 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Visit To Amsterdam   Options 0:05:27 (Pop‑up)
Werner Tautz  Dream Concerto   Options 0:08:10 (Pop‑up)
Werner Tautz  Happy Forest   Options 0:11:17 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Tandem Holiday   Options 0:14:23 (Pop‑up)
Werner Tautz  Sweet Memory   Options 0:17:16 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Charming Girl   Options 0:20:02 (Pop‑up)
Werner Tautz  Lady Love   Options 0:22:57 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  The First Flirt   Options 0:25:04 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Monaco Valse   Options 0:27:46 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  San Domingo   Options 0:29:58 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Black Coffee   Options 0:33:27 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Brusseler Spitzen   Options 0:36:34 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Haute Couture   Options 0:39:16 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Pizzicata Milanese   Options 0:42:19 (Pop‑up)
Ralph Manning  Montego Bay   Options 0:45:05 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Busy Amadeus   Options 0:48:35 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Tulpen Rallye   Options 0:49:16 (Pop‑up)
Charlie Steinmann  Flammery   Options 0:50:20 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Epsom Derby   Options 0:51:54 (Pop‑up)
Heinz Kiessling  Holiday In Brazil   Options 0:53:12 (Pop‑up)


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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 2:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Just as an FYI, we've had storm warnings throughout the UK, so keep your fingers crossed! :-)
Avatar 2:58pm worldsworstrecords:

It passed over here really quickly, so hopefully it won't amount to too much
Avatar 3:00pm worldsworstrecords:

There she is!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Hello again Darryl :-)
Avatar ♥ 3:01pm solo mon:

JOAN!
Avatar 3:01pm Linda Lee:

my goodness, what an unhappy woman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Hi Solo :-)
Avatar 3:01pm worldsworstrecords:

I'm not mad at you... I'm mad at the dirt
Avatar ♥ 3:01pm solo mon:

All my nostalgia is for tomorrow!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Hi Linda Lee!
Avatar ♥ 3:01pm Sem:

Along for the ride, djGG.
Avatar 3:01pm Linda Lee:

hello love!!! this is bound to be just heavenly ++
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

"I LIKE being me!" ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Hi Sem!
Avatar ♥ 3:02pm solo mon:

She’s a dill pickle in high heels.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

There are some proper zingers in today's show, I promise you :-)
Avatar ♥ 3:02pm solo mon:

I’ve actually read her book lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Are you all ready for some peanut butter and bacon? ;-)
Avatar 3:03pm Linda Lee:

there's another quote for next spring's HWM t shirt premium: 'all my nostalgia is for tomorrow.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:03pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@solo - It's wonderfully fab isn't it? :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:03pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Linda Lee - That is GENIUS <3
Avatar ♥ 3:03pm solo mon:

I will buy that t shirt
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

We have to make this happen. We just have to :-)
Avatar 3:04pm Linda Lee:

i'd love to work up some designs once things settle. it's fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:04pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

oh for crying out loud, only three minutes in and i already got lost in the chatboard avalanche!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Linda Lee - Please do!!
Avatar ♥ 3:04pm solo mon:

Granny!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

"Hi-Waisted Modernists - All Our Nostalgia Is For Tomorrow" :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:05pm Otis Fodder:

Oh, far too much peanut butter and bacon from yesterday in Sheena's... but I would love some nice new fuzzy wire coat hangers please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - I'm sorry, my lovely! :-)
Avatar 3:05pm Linda Lee:

there we go! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:05pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

ha ha!
Avatar ♥ 3:05pm solo mon:

Lolll Otis! Bacon cracklings
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - Also... if you look at the start of the chat board for Monday's LHT you'll find a birthday message for YOU :-) <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:05pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

From Granny's brag book: i own a Keane painting that was once owned by Joan Crawford.
Avatar ♥ 3:05pm solo mon:

A hairdresser.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:06pm Otis Fodder:

BC's Goofy Bacon Sizzles Solo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:06pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

yes, it's an original Margaret Keane painting from the 60's!
Avatar ♥ 3:06pm solo mon:

Yes! Grannny that is soooooo coool
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:06pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Otis! Hi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:06pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - WOW!! That is so cool :-)
Avatar ♥ 3:07pm solo mon:

I’m a biiiiiig Margaret Keane fan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

So, kids, round up all your bearded painters - there's a party over at Joan's!
Avatar 3:07pm Linda Lee:

just another reason why we love you, dear.
Avatar 3:08pm Linda Lee:

we all *loved* Keane paintings as 60s kids. especialy the hippie teenagers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:08pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I love the massive amount of shade she threw at hippies ;-)
Avatar 3:08pm Linda Lee:

the way they danced so sadly..
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:08pm Otis Fodder:

Love Keane too. Hope to have a framed one, one day. I did fall into collecting Maio in the 90s, have a few in my pink bedroom, www.google.com...
Avatar ♥ 3:08pm solo mon:

I especially love her adult woman paintings. So beautiful and surreal
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:08pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

oh GG thank you! i was out with my sweetie getting a capuccino in North Beach on Monday. It's been such a good birthday week, thanks everyone. <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:09pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - Only the best of birthdays for our very dear Granny :-) <3
Avatar 3:09pm Linda Lee:

oh my god. totally blew it, didn't i? Happy Birthday my dear love!!!! may this be an absolutely fabulous trip around the sun for you both!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:10pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

solo mon: i have cuff links with MK's woman paintings on them, and if i can dig them out of the heaps around here, i'll give them to you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:10pm notsoKWYET:

hey hey all
Avatar ♥ 3:10pm solo mon:

my favs of the 60s kiddies were by g franca oy the creepiest!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Dan! Hello!!! The power of Joan compels you! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:10pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

my actual birthday is tomorrow—lucky 13! i'm just greedy and celebrate all week. I've been QUITE spoiled. :-D
Avatar 3:11pm Linda Lee:

even better!!!!! :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:11pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - Aha! Well many felicitations for tomorrow too :-)
Avatar ♥ 3:11pm solo mon:

What granny?! Wow ! Thanks :-)
Avatar 3:11pm Linda Lee:

13th is Thursday, no?
exactly a month after mine! :-)
Avatar ♥ 3:11pm solo mon:

Hey notso!!
Avatar 3:12pm Linda Lee:

oh yes. i thought today was Tuesday. i'm an idiot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:12pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

"Are you a bored housewife? Walk around your house talking to imaginary guests. No one will commit you, honestly."
Avatar 3:13pm Linda Lee:

did Hostess make pajamas? i thought they made cakes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:13pm notsoKWYET:

Happy almost birthday Granny!
Avatar ♥ 3:13pm solo mon:

That’s not crazy sounding at all. “Hello lamp”
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Linda Lee - Cake pyjamas. Mmmmmmmm. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:13pm zivilars:

Another (early) Happy Birthday from me, Granny!
Avatar ♥ 3:14pm solo mon:

Otis I love those cute ballerinas
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

"Well, hello Mrs Johnson. Good day Mr Brown. MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS. More cocktails, anyone?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Hey there zivilars :-)
Avatar 3:14pm Linda Lee:

i can't even imagine! are they edible?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:14pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

aw, thanks for all the birthday wishes!
Avatar 3:14pm Linda Lee:

i love the music behind Joan today. really fabulous.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:15pm Otis Fodder:

Granny, before you know it, "Suddenly" it will be your birthday tomorrow for "Dancin'" and you will say "I'm Alive" and move on from Xanadu to "The Apple" where you "Can't Stop The Music" cause Frampton and the gees started up "Sgt Peppers".
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:15pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Linda Lee - Considering the amount of food I drop down mine, probably ;-)
  3:15pm Martinibomb:

Great stuff -- laughing
Avatar ♥ 3:15pm solo mon:

I meant ozz Franca www.google.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:16pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

this is the painting Joan once owned: www.biblio.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:16pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Hi MB!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:16pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I hope you're all taking notes ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:16pm zivilars:

Hi DJ GG – made it over here, loving the show so far! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:16pm Otis Fodder:

Cute Puppy!
Avatar ♥ 3:16pm solo mon:

That’s cool granny they are like “older kids” than the usual
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:16pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Margaret and Walter Keane are like saints of Sheena's Jungle Room, i think. They need to be worked into our tarot deck!
Avatar 3:16pm Linda Lee:

that's a lovely one. but somber!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:17pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I have to say that when I was editing this I forgot it was Joan part way through and started thinking it was Jessica Lange. She really did nail Joan Crawford's mannerisms and voice on "Feud"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:17pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

This is the other 1960's MK original i own: www.marilynwillison.com...
Avatar 3:17pm worldsworstrecords:

This soundtrack is just perfect
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:17pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

These are all wonderful pieces of artwork! :-) <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:17pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Otis: i love all the copycat artists, too. Wonder where THOSE originals are?
Avatar ♥ 3:18pm solo mon:

Oh granny I love that one I have a print of that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Thank you Darryl! :-) x
Avatar 3:18pm Linda Lee:

wow. i love that one. the kitten is decidedly a familiar who once was human too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:18pm notsoKWYET:

has she specified that coats do not get hung on WIRE HANGERS?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

It's not just me, is it? You can totally hear Jessica Lange :-)
Avatar ♥ 3:19pm solo mon:

I tried to get an original franca on eBay once but got massively outbid
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@NSK - NO WIRE COAT HANGERS!
Avatar ♥ 3:19pm solo mon:

I just hear Faye Dunaway
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:19pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Otis: i want to watch all of those movies at the same time— BACKWARDS
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@solo - Ouch ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:19pm zivilars:

I think after this hour, I finally feel ready to invite somebody over to my place
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:20pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@zivilars - You can have no better teacher to be fair ;-)
Avatar ♥ 3:20pm solo mon:

I’m asking the couch if it’s going to the beach this summer.
Avatar ♥ 3:20pm solo mon:

So. Many. Rules.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@solo - My desk and I have entered into a clandestine affair.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:21pm notsoKWYET:

She is so militant about this party
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:21pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

and you WILL be tested
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:21pm notsoKWYET:

LOL --- same wavelength Solo
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I think I need to plan a "booofay" now ;-)
Avatar ♥ 3:21pm solo mon:

Parties shouldn’t be fun. They are for publicity!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:21pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

GG: do you know the love song Harry Nilsson wrote to his Good Old Desk?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I've just realised that she said 12 guests are the perfect number. Lol. Last supper, Joan? ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - I do! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:22pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

notsoKWYET: i think parties WERE like battles in that era
Avatar 3:22pm Linda Lee:

just don'e be the one in the dull ascot ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

WHO PUT CREAMED CORN NEXT TO THE MASHED POTATOES???
Avatar ♥ 3:23pm solo mon:

God forbid there’s wrong colors and too much mush.
Avatar ♥ 3:23pm Mr Fab:

"Charming Girl", eh? Ha! I am just going to clicky-star the whole dang show. This is genius.
Avatar ♥ 3:23pm solo mon:

Booo fait table
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Gosh! thank you, Mr Fab! :-) <3
Avatar 3:23pm Linda Lee:

"Sheena's Jungle Room - just as good for the second helping."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:23pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Mr. Fab: i'll join you in that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:24pm notsoKWYET:

your party is estimated to cost $14000
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:24pm notsoKWYET:

BOO-fet
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

ALWAYS candles. Remember that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:24pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

oh, i know an interesting hot thing
Avatar 3:24pm Linda Lee:

and don't forget the canopies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:24pm notsoKWYET:

Umm she's putting orange and green together? GET YOUR RULES STRAIGHT JOAN
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Damn, where did I put my chafing dishes?
Avatar ♥ 3:24pm solo mon:

Chafing disheS? Sounds uncomfortable
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@NSK - I caught that too! And next to cauliflower! She's gone insane, I tell you ...
Avatar 3:25pm Linda Lee:

yellow & red no. green & red yes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:25pm notsoKWYET:

I hope there's a section on selecting a guest to hook up with lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:25pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

one of my birthday treats was my queerheart stuffed olives for me
Avatar ♥ 3:25pm solo mon:

Ewwwww she’s really making the Elvis special
Avatar 3:25pm Linda Lee:

i generally don't miss a lover, but ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:26pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

The combination of flavours is but ... angelic :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:26pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

she stuffed them to order, as i ate them, so luxurious!
Avatar ♥ 3:26pm Mr Fab:

I have a thrift store couple kitty paintings - they may be fake Keane, but they ARE on black velvet.
Avatar ♥ 3:26pm solo mon:

Moist salami
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:26pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - that sounds so lovely :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:26pm notsoKWYET:

that's enough "moists" from you JOAN
Avatar 3:26pm Linda Lee:

totally forgiven on velvet, Mr F.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@solo - what the hell even is moist salami?? Lol
Avatar ♥ 3:27pm solo mon:

I love olives, pickles any of that I could just eat instead of meals
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:27pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Mr Fab: i'm pretty sure Margaret never painted on black velvet. Too bad for the rest of us.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:27pm notsoKWYET:

words i have never used to describe cheese "an awful bore"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:27pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

solo mon: please don't say moist salami
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Moisssssssssssssssssssssssssssst ;-)
Avatar 3:28pm Linda Lee:

these selections are absolutely perfect, GG.
Avatar ♥ 3:28pm solo mon:

Oh but Joan can say it as many times as she likes????
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Thank you Linda Lee!
Avatar 3:28pm Linda Lee:

i can only feel for Joan's 'helpers'..
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:28pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

very strict, Ma'am
Avatar ♥ 3:28pm Mr Fab:

Did Joan put out an album, where is this from?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I want to see Joan Crawford on "Come Dine With Me" now ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:29pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

No. Excuse.
Avatar ♥ 3:29pm solo mon:

Does anyone listen to the podcast “you must remember this” ? There is a 12 episode season just about Joan it is fascinating!!
Avatar 3:29pm Linda Lee:

"Sheena's Jungle Room ~ there's no excuse for people who arrive late"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Mr Fab - I'm guessing vinyl, not sure. Someone sent it to me years ago as an mp3
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:29pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

i'm going to need EMDR therapy before AND after this party
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@solo - My daughter loves that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:30pm Otis Fodder:

Fictional dinner party for 6 people, you say? Why yes of course, Joan is seated between Divine and Claudine Longet. Judy Garland (mid-60s Judy) is serving.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Otis - But the timetable is STRICT. Never forget that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:31pm Otis Fodder:

Like folks, my timetable is... fluid!
Avatar 3:31pm Linda Lee:

"Sheena's Jungle Room ~ a carefully planned dinner should never be ruined by rudeness."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

If anyone turns up late to my next show I'm going to give you a hard Joan Crawford stare complete with eyebrows ;-)
Avatar ♥ 3:31pm solo mon:

Joan didn’t predict the future but she did have nostalgia for it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:32pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

solo: i'm gonna check out those podcasts…if i can ever peel away from WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:32pm notsoKWYET:

this party sounds like no fun
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:32pm notsoKWYET:

come to my place... less rules more mushrooms!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@NSK - Are you one of those hippies? ;-)
Avatar ♥ 3:32pm solo mon:

I know I loathe to suggest anyone do anything but this, granny ;-)
Avatar 3:33pm Linda Lee:

what about the canopies?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:33pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

yay, notsoKWYET!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:33pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I notice that Joan didn't mention mushrooms. What do we do about brown food, Joan? Where does the brown food go??
Avatar ♥ 3:33pm solo mon:

I’m hoping those mushrooms are stuffed and served in a hot yellow chafing dish
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:33pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Otis Fodder: i like your dinner guest list, ooh, i want to hear everyone's dream 6 dinner party!
Avatar 3:34pm Linda Lee:

well we know damn well it doesn't go with other brown food.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Joan just said "easy and pleasant". I'm not convinced by that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:34pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

and moist salami
Avatar 3:35pm Linda Lee:

"Sheena's Jungle Room ~ salmon mousse in a fish shaped mold"
Avatar ♥ 3:35pm solo mon:

Again with the help
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:35pm Otis Fodder:

I play the dream dinner party... often.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Dream Dinner 6: Peter Ustinov, Joanna Lumley, Billy Connolly, Peter Sellers, David Niven, and Princess Margaret.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:35pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Linda Lee: that's IT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:35pm Otis Fodder:

Gurdjieff time travels and often plays in the corner as a silent 7th guest.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:36pm notsoKWYET:

if I could have dinner with anyone it would be Questlove
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:36pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Ooo! Questlove!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

"Hello. I'm Joan Crawford."
Avatar ♥ 3:37pm solo mon:

Did she just say my name is inedda johnson??
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:37pm Otis Fodder:

Robert Anton Wilson and Blowfly often show up together!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:37pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

My dream dinner 6 for this particular party (not counting WFMU pals): Joan Crawford, Jerry Garcia, Jerry Mathers, Jimi Hendrix, Jabba the Hut, and me! (Jaina Bee!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

The main reason I don't give dinner parties is because I made a really bad movie about a gorilla
Avatar 3:38pm Linda Lee:

why does she continually mention being at her desk all day? was she CEO of General Motors?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:38pm notsoKWYET:

HOW ARE YOU AT A PARTY WITH JOAN CRAWFORD BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO PARTICIPATE IN BASIC CONVERSATION
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@solo - STOP! Lol!
Avatar ♥ 3:38pm solo mon:

I really want to hang out w gore Vidal and divine
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:38pm Otis Fodder:

Jabba.... haaaaa! Seat Jabba at the end of the table.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Linda Lee - She's a *busy* woman. Lol
Avatar ♥ 3:38pm solo mon:

She was the ceo of Pepsi LL
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Would anyone like some Pepsi Cola?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:39pm Rich in Washington:

This is wonderful, GG!
Avatar 3:39pm Linda Lee:

ah! i was close! no wonder!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:39pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Thank you, Rich!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:39pm Rich in Washington:

"DON'T FUCK WITH ME, FELLAS!!!"
Avatar ♥ 3:39pm solo mon:

“Don’t forget I own 52 percent of this company!”
Avatar ♥ 3:40pm solo mon:

Lol rich!!
Avatar ♥ 3:40pm solo mon:

Nothing is simple in this woman’s life . NOTHING
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:40pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Linda Lee: my diva grandmother (who resembled Joan in many ways) also liked to sit at her desk a lot
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:40pm Rich in Washington:

I am due to see Mommy Dearest again. It's been far too long.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:40pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

She makes the best coleslaw, you know
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:40pm notsoKWYET:

What do I know this song from?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:41pm notsoKWYET:

all I'm imagining is a a party where all the guests are up to their necks in food
Avatar 3:41pm Linda Lee:

a nice desk is a lovely thing, true.
Avatar ♥ 3:41pm solo mon:

Ewww Helen Hurl me brown
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:41pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@NSK - From Joan's many fascinating dinner parties. DON'T SIT THERE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:41pm notsoKWYET:

Get to the part where someone tells Joan they aren't hungry...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:41pm zivilars:

notsoWEYET: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia :)
Avatar ♥ 3:41pm solo mon:

Otis played some Helen gurley on his show a coupe weeks ago
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:42pm notsoKWYET:

YESSSS
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I'm going to throw a dinner party where all the food is mushy and yellow and on stone cold plates.
Avatar 3:42pm Linda Lee:

GG, that's brilliant. i'd happily show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:43pm notsoKWYET:

that pill is basically what was in Hunger Games lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

She only has two rules about house guests? Two? Really, Joan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

"Sleeping in", eh? Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:43pm Otis Fodder:

Speaking of dinner parties... Sonder and I will be making jello molds live on the show next week, setting up mics around the house and we will eat the vintage aspic molds live.
Avatar ♥ 3:43pm solo mon:

Two rules with sub rules and a contract
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:44pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

notsoKWYET: three days later, the guests are all sitting glumly in front of their cold, rotting dishes
Avatar ♥ 3:44pm Sem:

9:30?
Luxury!
Avatar ♥ 3:44pm solo mon:

Fun Otis you know I will b there for your conceptual jelling show
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:44pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Otis - Make sure the plates are cold, and you exactly eight guests who turn up at nine on the dot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:44pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

i guess Joan won't be serving Eritrean food
Avatar ♥ 3:44pm solo mon:

Fantastic plastic machine!
Avatar 3:45pm Linda Lee:

beautiful idea, Otis!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:45pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@solo - Yes!
Avatar ♥ 3:45pm solo mon:

Oh a Gwen verdon story
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:46pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

i just read about the "orphanage" where Joan got some of her kids. what a nightmare.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@granny - Yeah. Very mucky business :-(
Avatar ♥ 3:46pm solo mon:

Eh oh also I’m throwing a self help disco and motivational funk party for grans birthday tomorrow!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:47pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Granny Disco Time tomorrow!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:47pm Otis Fodder:

I will be there solo n gran!
Avatar ♥ 3:47pm solo mon:

Otis there will be several will powers songs ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:47pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

this is the best birthday mitvzahgillah ever!
Avatar 3:47pm Linda Lee:

honestly, it's amazing so many of us actually grew up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:47pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

A "special mural", eh? Well well well. Are those Greek boys leap frogging? Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:48pm Otis Fodder:

Oh wow, there should be, yes! Wish you could be here with us next week Solo cookin' in the kitchen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:48pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Dana and i identify as "Gay Ass Grannys"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:48pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Linda Lee: word
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:48pm Otis Fodder:

Ha, which is GAG! I love it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I am hereby gifting you this show, Granny :-)<3 With love from all of us here at Sheena xx
Avatar ♥ 3:49pm solo mon:

I love the gay ass grannies movement!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:49pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

OMGX! I am in ECSTASY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:49pm Otis Fodder:

Super funny show today GG.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:49pm notsoKWYET:

i'm sure all people were "relaxed" around Joan... she doesn't sound particular at all
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Thank you, Otis! :-) x
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@NSK - Gosh, no. Super relaxed ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Yeah - maybe your houseguest *wants* to sleep all day. Lol.
Avatar ♥ 3:51pm solo mon:

Oh old easy going Joan just throw your coat wherever
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:51pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

You can be a part of the GAG movement! We shall be traveling in our LGBTQIA+RV rounding up folx around the continent before embarking upon the Good Ship Ticklish Diablito to get GG and then around the world!
Avatar 3:51pm Linda Lee:

"some beautiful friendships have been shipwrecked over a long weekend.'
not so beautiful then, i'm guessing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - yay! I shall be there to greet you all in my Boom! regalia :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:51pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

YAY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Linda lee - imagine spending a weekend at Joan's. Yeesh.
Avatar ♥ 3:52pm solo mon:

I started taking Metamucil this summer so I think I may qualify as a granny
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:52pm notsoKWYET:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS A MESSSSS
Avatar 3:52pm Linda Lee:

i'd rather be in the yard with Gwen Verdon's duck.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:52pm zivilars:

two houses, a boat and an airplane ... is that really too much to ask for?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:53pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

Seriously, my grandmother was often compared to Joan Crawford, i can imagine what being at Joan's house was like.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:53pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Doesn't everyone have a boat and an airplane? I mean, don't they??
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:53pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

solo mon: you are totally a GAG
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:53pm Otis Fodder:

Whew... IMAGINE being trapped inside on quaranteenie with Joan... there better be lots of quaranteenie's being served, daily.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Otis - God. Lol.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:54pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

my grandma had two houses a boat and an airplane. when the film "Mommie Dearest" came out, my mom took me to see it and as the lights went down, she said to me, "This is about my mother."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

This has been so much fun to do :-)
Avatar ♥ 3:55pm solo mon:

Lol MX!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:55pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

moist salami
Avatar 3:55pm Linda Lee:

everybody is taking Mother for granted.. so she goes running to the shelter of her Mother's Little Helper just to help her on her way through her busy trying day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - Wow!! That's so funny. I'm sure not for your family, but still :-)
Avatar ♥ 3:55pm solo mon:

It’s really been the moist I mean the most!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Thank you all so much for joining me. :-) You are all wonderful, and I vote we have a massive dinner party combined with a food fight! ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:56pm Otis Fodder:

The music is so perfect... suburbs, white picket fence, 2.5 children and family dinners.
Avatar ♥ 3:56pm Sem:

Most entertaining time w/ the Crawford. Thanks, GG. Later.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:56pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

my favorite severe mother in film is the one in "Harold and Maude," performed by the most excellent Vivian Pickles
Avatar 3:56pm Linda Lee:

wow, Granny. your mom must have been amazing .. to grow up sane.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

And remember, kids - moist salami ;-)
Avatar ♥ 3:56pm solo mon:

Some day I will tell you the story about when I got in a screaming match w Faye dunaway.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@Granny - Oh! She was fabulous!
Avatar 3:56pm Moist Salami:

found it at last.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:56pm Moist Salami:

I remember.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I screwed up the playlist a little there. ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:57pm notsoKWYET:

I'm ALL EARS SOLO
Avatar ♥ 3:57pm solo mon:

Vivian Pickles wonderful actor!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

@solo - Please!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:57pm Moist Salami:

Haaaaaa LL
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:57pm Mx. Granny (e/em):

GG: SPLOSH SUPPER!
Avatar 3:57pm Moist Salami:

hey!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:57pm Moist Pastrami:

Fixed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

I think we're all a little moist at the moment with this heat
Avatar ♥ 3:58pm Mothers Little Helper:

I’m here for you mother.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:58pm Moist Salami (e/em):

Linda Lee: well, you know my mama wasn't exactly SANE. :-)
Avatar 3:58pm Dry Salami:

???
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Stay tuned for the wonderful Martinibomb next! :-)
Avatar 3:58pm Linda Lee:

she sounds *quite* sane to me, Granny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Have you all had fun? :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:59pm Moist Salami (e/em):

i've shared stories of my wild mama! She did her best to wriggle out of all that control
Avatar 3:59pm Linda Lee:

just fabulous, GG. what fun. xx
Avatar ♥ 3:59pm Mothers Little Helper:

In the words of Dixie Whetworth: moistuuuuure!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:59pm Moist Salami (e/em):

my mama did her best
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:59pm Moist Pastrami:

Silly fun. Now I must work to the sounds of the bomb.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

In the words of Jennifer Coolidge - MOIST ;-)
Avatar 4:00pm Linda Lee:

Moist Salami: yes, you have. she was sane by that measure alone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:00pm Moist Salami (e/em):

Thanks GG! I'm so relieved i don't actually have to go to this dinner party.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Sending you all hugs and kisses! <3 xx
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:00pm Mx Salami (e/em):

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:00pm notsoKWYET:

SO GOOD
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:00pm zivilars:

thanks for the show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

Now I need to do the washing up ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:00pm Rich in Washington:

THanks, GG!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:00pm Mx Salami (e/em):

NO. EXCUSES.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl:

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
  8:06am Diane B:

Joan is hypnotic! or should that be psychotic? doesn't everyone have a little college boy they can call on?Hm Christina would you like some liver???
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