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Options June 10, 2020: Andy's Idiotic Treasure Hunt

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UNCLE ANDY'S INTERNET TREASURE HUNT


Initial value: $300.
Each question costs the station 50 dollars.


You love the show? Then join our quest!
John and Paul dig the rain but other side's best.
Is that a red herring in their tree,
Or a rotten tomato that I see?


Is that Jodie Foster? Is she ringing a bell?
No, it's another red herring. Damn it to hell.


So paddle downriver into Peru.
The archer has five stars (he's up for review).
He shot the mayor. The mayor is dead.
While the real red herring circles overhead.


Remember, brave listeners: should you fall
Uncle Andy will keep it all.


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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm Asheville Jon:

:( will Irwin be back in the fall?
Avatar 6:04pm Danne D:

Gotta get those BreckmanBux!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm Richard S:

1st?
Avatar 6:04pm Sketch:

BreckBux
Avatar 6:04pm Danne D:

1st in our hearts, Richard S
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm Patty D:

In it to win it!
  6:05pm ?:

Is the prize tax exempt?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm ultradamno:

I'm late, what did I miss?
Avatar 6:05pm Danne D:

you missed Ken saying "asshole"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm Richard S:

Only 3rd because I tried to type out "First" and misspelled it.....
  6:06pm SHELDON:

Let's find some treasure
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm Webhamster Henry:

(no Andy audio in evidence)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm queems:

check porn hub
Avatar 6:06pm Danne D:

Andy edging in on Jim the Poet's turf here
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Fatal flaw: cannot hear Andy
Avatar 6:06pm Danne D:

lol Andy putting it on the dark web woulda been funny
  6:06pm Bill W:

is this the Rat Race sequel?
Avatar 6:07pm Sketch:

quick write that down
  6:07pm listener phillip in the bronx:

is this live or a repeat
  6:07pm JakeGould:

@Queems: I say Chaturbate.
  6:07pm Listener Robert:

For the right price, my name could be Andy Breckman.
  6:07pm JakeGould:

Definitely not OnlyFans.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm Asheville Jon:

fatal flaw part deux: can't see the poem
Avatar 6:07pm Danne D:

If this is the Rat Race sequel there better be some SmashMouth
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm queems:

tell ken to play institutionalized for an hour
Avatar 6:07pm Sketch:

AskJeeves.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm Patty D:

Maybe it's in stitution.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm daupomatic:

I think this is the Rat Race PREQUEL.
  6:08pm JJCoolL:

In a private Github repo
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm full metal monkey:

Hello everyone
Avatar 6:08pm Danne D:

friendster
  6:08pm Tom in Los Angeles:

Andy’s 7 second delay
  6:08pm Bill W:

only shooting stars break the global pandemic
Avatar 6:08pm Sketch:

7 minute delay
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm Food Caboose:

It's probably hidden in a Wordstar document somewhere
  6:09pm JakeGould:

GeoCities? McHenry BBS?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm full metal monkey:

@queems. Lol it’s the longest music intro to any show ever
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm ultradamno:

Does he have a Good Cop website? That would be a good hiding place.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm daupomatic:

I saw nothing on his wikipedia page.
  6:10pm Bill W:

Ken sounded like Nick the Bard there
  6:10pm Buena Vista Projects:

Wow. Best show ever!
  6:10pm Tom in Los Angeles:

lol@Sketch
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm full metal monkey:

Stick to the plan Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken losing the will to live there.
  6:10pm Flubby:

Why is Irwin not on the new schedule, Ken?!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm daupomatic:

Is this the night that Andy finally breaks Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm dale:

unclean andy toys.
  6:12pm Listener Robert:

Flubby, Irwin wanted a schedule off. He hasn't had one in several years.

But the Old Codger is scheduled.
Avatar 6:12pm Sketch:

Its got to be on IMDB
  6:13pm Flubby:

:(
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm Dave in Vermont:

Ted Levine ?
  6:14pm Listener Robert:

The archer with 5 stars suggests Orion Pictures.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm queems:

that's not the worst poem i've heard
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm Dave in Vermont:

Orion was Silence of the Lambs
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm Dave in Vermont:

Red Dragon= flying red herring?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm Asheville Jon:

andy's wikipedia was updated today
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm Webhamster Henry:

He left it in a Rotten Tomatoes user review.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm Patty D:

I think Webmaster is right
Avatar 6:17pm The Chief:

I'm guessing it's that Jared Leto Mark David Chapman movie
Avatar 6:17pm GloTato:

My guess is a gambling site.
  6:17pm JJCoolL:

Uncle Andy Toys bio is unreachable, it's never gotten this many visits
  6:17pm Flubby:

I think I found it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm ultradamno:

So many green icons on Andy's Rotten Tomatoes page www.rottentomatoes.com...
Avatar 6:17pm Huge:

DDoS attack!
  6:18pm teod in uc:

there is a monk episode title "Mr. Monk and the Red Herring"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm daupomatic:

Jodie Foster, Nell.... Nope. Nothing new.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm dale:

how about andy's own wiki page?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm Richard S:

Try IMDB
  6:20pm Bill W:

does Joey Heatherton have a site?
Avatar 6:21pm Sketch:

Whats on the flip side of beatles Rain
Avatar 6:21pm Chud:

The other side of the Beatles Rain single was "paperback writer"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What river flows into Peru? Peru the country or Peru NY, in the Adirondacks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm Richard S:

Is it a ".com" website? As opposed to a .gov or .edu
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm ultradamno:

There's also a Monk with buried treasure in the title.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm queems:

this show is requiring too much brainpower. never though i'd say that about 7sd
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm full_english_breakfast:

downriver into peru: possibly amazon.com reference? also 5 star review here
Avatar 6:23pm Fredericks:

Vulture
  6:23pm kleoville:

I think the Jodie Foster thing is about Candleshoe, a kids movie about a treasure hunt. And no, I tried to find a site for Joey Heatherton!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm dale:

AMAZON!!!!! is andy an amazon reviewer of a book?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm Richard S:

A book with a 5 star review on Amazon.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm full metal monkey:

Archer mayor
Avatar 6:23pm Fredericks:

Aguirre
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm Webhamster Henry:

And the paddling is Aguirre, Wrath of God
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Robin Hood?
Avatar 6:24pm Sketch:

Its got to be on rotten tomatoes as a review, I think thats the paperback writer (thats andy) and rotten tomatoes
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm full metal monkey:

The archer might be author archer mayor
Avatar 6:24pm Aharon:

Down the river into Peru is definitely Amazon
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm geoff mcq:

I’ve actually solved it.
Avatar 6:24pm Sketch:

Probably something with an actress who reminds andy of jodie foster
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm Barney Grubbs:

Archer Mayor comments on amazon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm dale:

how do you search for a specific reviewer on amazon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm geoff mcq:

The phrase is ******* ** *******
  6:25pm Bill W:

is Peru a ref to AGUIRRE THE WRATH OF GOD?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm Patty D:

There's a movie called The Mayor that was shot (directed) by In-je-Park
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm Barney Grubbs:

Archer Mayor paperback novel Red Herring
Avatar 6:26pm Danne D:

I'm wondering the capitalizations in the poem have anything to do with the site
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm brainiac:

*Quote not available*
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm Barney Grubbs:

"I've been looking for this book for a while. It is a real treasure. Reading it made me happier than a sackful of kittens."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm ultradamno:

Raiders of the Lost Ark is in Peru
  6:27pm JJCoolL:

Does Andy want us to buy his book, Proud Dad?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm geoff mcq:

Phone in Barney Grubbs!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm dale:

barney - yes! the paperback version!
  6:28pm Close Listener:

A book about Harvey Milk?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm dale:

"I've been looking for this book for a while. It is a real treasure. Reading it made me happier than a sackful of kittens'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm dale:

most recent review....

www.amazon.com...
  6:29pm Close Listener:

Or Dan White? Or something that rhymes?
  6:30pm teod in uc:

site:amazon.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm full metal monkey:

Red herring by archer mayor
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm Webhamster Henry:

The rotten tomato may just be a bad review at Amazon
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm dale:

barney wins because he reads.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm Patty D:

This is all just a clever ploy to have andy breckman's name trend on amazon
  6:30pm teod in uc:

you can also filter by time on most search engines
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm Alison Porchnik:

site:url [space] search term
Avatar 6:31pm Sketch:

Barney got it
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm achim:

Barney wins! he got it first

KEEEEENNNN LOOK AT THE COMMENT BOARD
  6:31pm Listener Robert:

So wait,,,TWO of us here have found the passage, and now we're just listening to them flail about (as usual)?
Avatar 6:31pm Sketch:

I just checked, the comments by andrew breckman
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm ifeelfatnsassy:

Andrew R. Breckman
5.0 out of 5 stars I FINALLY FOUND IT
Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2020
I've been looking for this book for a while. It is a real treasure. Reading it made me happier than a sackful of kittens.
3 people found this helpful
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm Richard S:

GOT IT!!!
Avatar 6:31pm Sketch:

Someone call!
  Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm Erin in TO:

I found it, Red Herring by Archer Mayor, there's a review
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm dale:

what will we do with the last half of the show now that this has been solved.
  6:31pm Elle Tor’s Husband:

Finally found it “ Red Herring a joe Gunther Novak
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Let some people call in with embarrassing questions to ask of Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm Richard S:

www.amazon.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm geoff mcq:

Go Barney!
  6:32pm Bill W:

the Lew Archer novels?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm daupomatic:

Well played!
  6:33pm Listener Robert:

This went a lot faster than "Lost". And now they got nuthin'.
  6:33pm -max-:

Sack full of kittens!
Avatar 6:33pm Fredericks:

I had found Archer on Amazon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm brainiac:

dale is the real genius here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Even worse for Andy, there are 27 minutes still to fill.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm queems:

lololol
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm geoff mcq:

Sackful of kittens!
Avatar 6:34pm Danne D:

amazon does have 5 stars - awesome job!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm dale:

i just found it helpful as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm Asheville Jon:

post the link here!
Avatar 6:34pm Danne D:

:) :) :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm full metal monkey:

Lol
Avatar 6:34pm Danne D:

www.amazon.com...
  6:34pm Listener Robert:

Double or nothing solving "Lost"! But we need to get Damon Lindelof on Skype.
  6:34pm JakeGould:

@dale: Quick note… Apologies if interactions in the past by me were too harsh. My fault on that. Have I engaged with you since? Nope. Have a great night!
  6:35pm teod in uc:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R16IXSX2XWQ885/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0312609299
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm Asheville Jon:

he GIVES him 5 stars
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm Asheville Jon:

the email said $275!
  6:35pm teod in uc:

no vpn, just the tor browser
Avatar 6:37pm Danne D:

I like this review - sounds like it comes from an Andy alias:

" Political Zingers Detract from otherwise Decent Book "
Avatar 6:37pm Sketch:

I think we need to find out if we are racist
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm ultradamno:

I did click on it being helpful.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Show remainder suggestion: Andy & Ken investigate a coffee maker for sale: newyork.craigslist.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Barney Grubbs:

My dog did not appear too into the shock collar idea, but thanks
Avatar 6:38pm Danne D:

2 spaces for life. Dammit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Richard S:

I'd say one key reason it wasn't "searchable" was because it was just posted today. It takes a bit of time for the search-bots to find things.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Richard S:

ONE SPACE ONLY.
  6:38pm teod in uc:

two spaces after colons
  6:38pm P-90:

Ken can’t possibly be a one-spacer. He’s being facetious.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Zats, the coffee maker is gone. I should've checked before posting.
Avatar 6:39pm Sketch:

This reminds me of the show when they hid money in a book
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm Alison Porchnik:

It's an internet thing, two spaces for print only.
Avatar 6:39pm Sketch:

Should have known it was a paperback based off just that
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Now maybe Amazon will close like that bodega where he hid the money that time.
  6:39pm Listener Robert:

It's 2 spaces after a colon if it starts a new sentence, 1 space otherwise.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm dale:

so does barney get the money? half? a bumper snicker?
  6:40pm ami ad:

@KFHP:That coffee maker was listed for free.Seems like it's gone already.
  6:40pm Choggie:

55
1 spacer 8-fingered
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm ultradamno:

This vegetable is hell-bent on killing you!
Avatar 6:41pm Danne D:

Oooooh - you should create a Seven Second Delay clickbait ad!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm nortonjutland:

famous people real estate
Avatar 6:41pm Sketch:

sound alike callers
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@ami ad - Yep, but it was a good premise that you mentioned on the previous show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm Richard S:

Speaking of treasure hunts, anyone else remember the Canadian Club "Find The Case" promotion?
www.straightdope.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm ultradamno:

You won't believe what Millie from Freaks & Geeks looks like today! (hint: the same but a little older)
  6:43pm ami ad:

@KFHP:Hehe,they did not click bate that.Cheers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm dale:

@jake - we all just come here for escape.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm Webhamster Henry:

Scientist shocked at this weird on-the-air show!
Avatar 6:44pm craplivion:

this treasure quest show was a clickbait episode.lol
  6:45pm Edward:

"We Love You" was not on THEIR SATANIC MAJESTIES' REQUEST. Ken's classic rock game is not strong!
Avatar 6:45pm Danne D:

You won't believe what WFMU DJs had to say about Andy Breckman's personal problems!
Avatar 6:46pm Kelly Jones:

These callers are gems.
Avatar 6:46pm Sketch:

You would not believe whats chained to the wall in Andy's Masturbatorium!
Avatar 6:46pm Danne D:

"This Man Was A Famous Actor Before His Botched Surgery, Guess Who"
  6:46pm JakeGould:

@dale: “we all just come here for escape.” Errr… Not me!

But seriously, let’s leave it as an “agree to disagree” or an agreement to not cross paths unless truly needed. I think we can agree on that right?
  6:46pm teod in uc:

Is Vinyl dead? WFMU thinks so!
Avatar 6:46pm Danne D:

"This Tiny Startup is Knocking the Retirement Industry on Its Head"
Avatar 6:47pm Danne D:

"Kate And William’s Relationship Has Changed – And It’s Down To Harry And Meghan
Maternity Week"
Avatar 6:47pm Danne D:

this one on nj.com is my new favorite: "Your Family May Be Eating This
The Liquid In The Chicken Bag Isn't Water. Learn What Your Family Needs To Do Today."
  6:48pm JakeGould:

“The Liquid In The Chicken Bag Isn't Water.” Now you tell me. I hope my plants don’t die.
  6:48pm teod in uc:

Take A Look At WFMU's Bob Dylan Memorial Show!
Avatar 6:48pm Sketch:

You shouldn't drink the chicken water, you save it for the end and add it as a garnish
  Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm Other John From Madison:

Use this one weird trick to stop Kim Kardashian from talking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm ultradamno:

This actor that was a child ten years ago is now ten years older!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm Richard S:

Baby pics of WFMU DJs - "You'll never guess what they look like today!"
Avatar 6:49pm Danne D:

"Back-Ribbed Ankle Cuffs
Not only do they fit better than the typical baggy sweatpant, they look better too."
Avatar 6:49pm Danne D:

These are real ones on nj.com btw. hilarious
  6:50pm JakeGould:

My fave is still, “What your dog is trying to tell you!” Someone should call the Son of Sam.
  6:50pm CC:

Clixk here to find out what happened to the Ichiban stream!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm ultradamno:

All these are ultimately better than any trending topic on Twitter that rickrolls you into a gif of Denzel Washington chuckling with relief.
  6:52pm Simba the Leo:

My favorite part of this show is that if you missed most of it like I did today whom cares
Avatar 6:52pm Danne D:

I love that there is angelfire page for Joey Heatherton:
www.angelfire.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm dale:

joey heatherton or susan anton as the serta perfect sleeper girl - GO!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm ultradamno:

You won't believe what Louise Brooks looks like today!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm Cmurtha:

Any reason why the streams have not been getting archived since the morning? Just borked?
Avatar 6:55pm Fredericks:

Love's Forever Changes
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm ultradamno:

So does that John Lennon biggest bastards quote refer to their collective or individual size(s) or the degree of their bastardry? Damn, that is intriguing. Where to click?
  6:56pm P-90:

Joey was fine but Susan Anton wins hands down in a head-to-head competition.
Avatar 6:57pm Danne D:

"45 Worst TV Shows of All Time"
  6:57pm CC:

Dave Mason's Alone Together don't have a bad cut on it!!!
  6:57pm Simba the Leo:

There is a reason that the Golden Rule is called the Golden Rule.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm Asheville Jon:

WHERE IS THE ICHIBAN STREAM????
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm dale:

cc - AGREE.
Avatar 6:58pm Danne D:

"10 places Andy Breckman has been besides hell!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm dale:

p-90 - AGREE as well!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm dale:

headkeeper is a close second.
Avatar 6:59pm Fredericks:

Good question A. John. Kinda late in asking.
Avatar 6:59pm Sketch:

Don't forget everyone to spam the amazon review for that book
Avatar 6:59pm Danne D:

"Three WFMU commenters all agree on THIS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

twitter.com/MomAdviceBot

'Dermatologists HATE her for what she did to their families!'
  6:59pm Simba the Leo:

I was hired to play in a Beatles cover band. In 1969 .... the Rolling Stones
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm Asheville Jon:

LD2: thanks. want to hear new shows!
Avatar 7:00pm Danne D:

Take care everybody!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:01pm ultradamno:

What neighbors of mine do I hate the most? The answer will not surprise them.
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