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Options May 20, 2020: Dreadful Choices: Pandemic Edition

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:00pm PMD:

It's now!
Avatar 6:00pm JakeGould:

  6:00pm G:

  6:01pm slappy white:

Howdy all
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm PMD:

I think it depends on the topic
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Handy Haversack:

Hey, everyone. Gotta feed the monsters. Not THOSE monsters.
Avatar 6:01pm JakeGould:

When I think Andy Breckman, I think efficiency.
  6:02pm Peter from Dover NJ:

Ken and Andy, I listen the whole 60 minutes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm PMD:

I agree with Ken. Though you have to do it randomly. Else people will listen at those definite times. Not that you would be on time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Mister Dobalina:

Just woke up from some drunking stooper ..but I'm here ..
  6:02pm Toothgrinder Tom:

Rosie Ruiz
  6:02pm David Grittmanberg:

Andy I just saw your Letterman performance.... wow what a
And How would Monk handle the Pandemic?
  6:02pm G:

Does it count if some people have the show tuned in but are not actually listening?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm ultradamno:

Well, at least it was #1
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Mister Dobalina:

Too much you two.
  6:04pm Toothgrinder Tom:

If you prick me, do I not bleed?
  6:04pm Alicia rose:

I can’t stop listening, like listening to a train wreck
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm ultradamno:

Is that not a sign of a sociopath?
Avatar 6:04pm dale:

if i prick you, do i not laugh?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Mister Dobalina:

You jigglin' baby.. both of you!
Avatar 6:05pm JakeGould:

@ToothgrinderTom: If I poison you, do I not laugh?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Patty D:

As someone who gets offended very easily, I'm offended by Andy's statements.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Ike:

Wow, Andy is already descending into culturally regressive, right-wing-tilting conspiracy theories about "outrage culture" and it only took, what, 5 minutes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm PMD:

Can you do a Zoom hopscotch match?
  6:07pm David Grittmanberg:

Average NYC comment The Pandemic may be bad... it is...but at least there are now seats on the Subway and no Cartoon or Statue characters in Time Square
  6:07pm Toothgrinder Tom:

He thinks all outrage is fake outrage.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm ultradamno:

He goes for the athletic competition.
Avatar 6:08pm dale:

is the naked cowboy still a thing? does he wear a mask along with his bvd's?
  6:08pm Peter from Dover NJ:

Hopscotch tournament in Jersey City? Another opportunity to shut down Montgomery Street? I'm in.
  6:08pm David Grittmanberg:

By Chalk do you mean Cocaine Andy?
  6:09pm David Grittmanberg:

He wears a clear plastic bag with no holes now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I'm tired of Andy's sociopath act, but here it is:

Feeling offended is at least partly a protest against the feeling that other people will be permitted to injure you without negative consequences. It is at least partly the feeling that if you do not speak-up you will be injured repeatedly by someone who will, if anything, end-up better-off for having injured you.
  6:10pm Toothgrinder Tom:

But is he taking hydrochloroxone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Lizardner Dave 2:

The fatal flaw being golf, NASCAR racing, UFC, and some soccer leagues have already restarted so the "only sport in town" is not true. The hopscotch will be head to head with NASCAR pre-race coverage in fact.
  6:10pm Noel:

I totally agree with Andy about the "offended" phenomenon. People are so bored these days, they have to fabricate excitement.
Avatar 6:11pm JakeGould:

@Dean: He’s still out there… www.reuters.com...
  6:11pm David Grittmanberg:

Monk is at home rearranging his shoes and Knick Knacks watching reruns of Seinfeld and SNL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm PMD:

  6:12pm Listener Robert:

In the 1990s I used to drop off of 7SD on the 3rd Wednesday of the month to get the food at 6:15 at the NY-NJ Molecular Biology Club. Until then I sat in the parking lot at UMDNJ Newark and listened.
  6:12pm Eric the Hat:

Anything is safer than being at a Yankees game.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm ultradamno:

So people aren't legit offended Joss Whedon was hired to recut The Justice League or whatever it is right now?
Avatar 6:12pm Fredericks:

The bleachers out-doors.
  6:12pm David Grittmanberg:

Right Andy
  6:12pm queems:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Lizardner Dave 2:

A baseball game is 3 plus hours, an elevator ride is under a minute, usually. Time of potential exposure therefore is at least 360 times greater at the game, not to mention that you're around thousands of more people so you're almost guaranteed to be around someone who is infected.
  6:13pm David Grittmanberg:

Hey I contributed I just noticed my Heart isn't showing?
Avatar 6:13pm dale:

does open-air gum masticating count as a covid spreading activity?
  6:13pm Toothgrinder Tom:

I’m offended by the Puerto Rico comments.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Lizardner Dave 2:

*180 times greater, whoops.
  6:14pm David Grittmanberg:

Only if you have Covid Virus nice pussycat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm melinda:

hi everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm melinda:

@dale haha
Avatar 6:16pm JakeGould:

@DavidGrittmanberg: You need to login.
  6:16pm Listener Robert:

What good is a curfew?
Avatar 6:17pm dale:

herro merinda.
  6:17pm David Grittmanberg:

Not the Usual masks they wear in P.R. ...now it's medical masks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm PMD:

Who enforces the mask wearing? Seems it's a very dangerous thing to do what with all the guns out there
  6:17pm David Grittmanberg:

Not the Usual masks they wear in P.R. ...now it's medical masks
Avatar 6:18pm dale:

is puerto rico still a hurricane disaster zone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm PMD:

@dale, yes I think so
  6:18pm queems:

@dale i was wondering about that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken's dingoes could feast for a week on that leg.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm ultradamno:

Leave it for the gleaners.
  6:19pm Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

Ken, I know a mausoleum with an amputated arm in it!
  6:20pm David Grittmanberg:

On a serious note all this pandemic staying home stuff is just spaceing out the cases so that hospitals are not overwhelmed. Since there is no vaccine or treatment yet. Best luck to all out there.
Avatar 6:20pm Fredericks:

A guy got the plague fairly recently from doing a necropsy on a mountain lion.
  6:22pm queems:

gym, 100%
  6:23pm queems:

oh wait what the hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm melinda:

Gyms are petri dishes.
  6:24pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Is it Spirit airlines and Planet Shower?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm melinda:

Planet Fungus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Are either the gym or the airplane spritzed with hydroxychloroquine on a regular basis? Many people are promoting that as a precaution, I am told.
  6:26pm David Grittmanberg:

Higgs.... Wow and actual pandemic spreader actually called in?
  6:26pm ledzeppelinsucks:

What if the airline goes bankrupt and the plane is repossessed during the ride and the crew gives up and it crashes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm melinda:

Stuckey's bathroom is clearly less risky.
  6:28pm David Grittmanberg:

Melinda Petri Dishes are Petri Dishes... not Gyms
  6:28pm queems:

higgs needs to simmer down
  6:28pm flashbazbo:

Is this Higgs boson?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm melinda:

@David I know, I exaggerate for fun
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm PMD:

French kissing feces
Avatar 6:30pm Fredericks:

Cruise ships are floating Petri dishes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm melinda:

@Fredericks right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm ultradamno:

Well, if it's a fecal cutie.
  6:31pm ledzeppelinsucks:

What is more hazardous-holding it until I think codwellers pooh aerosol is gone or dropping a load when I feel it first?
  6:31pm David Grittmanberg:

As a Democrat I just realized that I can't get Covid Just because a situation is not proven does not mean it isn't evident
  6:32pm queems:

this is a terrible couple of choices
Avatar 6:33pm Cp304:

I would guess even on a normal day queems
  6:34pm queems:

no way, you can’t trust anyone to follow any rules on the subway
  6:34pm David Grittmanberg:

This is the 3rd time I drove around the block and don't see any microphone my car has the pink and purple and black balloons
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm melinda:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm PMD:

I love that! Moisten the filth!
  6:35pm queems:

they are bringing in uv lights to cook the covid away
Avatar 6:36pm dale:

black lights make poo look psychedelic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm ultradamno:

But the words 'buffet' and 'bacteria' go together like PB and J.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When the virus jumps to rats, New York City is toast.
  6:37pm ledzeppelinsucks:

That's great the subway trains are being Armor-Alled. Don't forget the new train scent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm PMD:

I can't believe I can't get through!
Avatar 6:37pm dale:

no one goes to the record fair.
  6:38pm queems:

i’d shake hands and then wash my hands. less exposure time
Avatar 6:38pm dale:

i'd shake hands with the ten.
  6:40pm Joe:

Smell their hands before you shake them
Avatar 6:40pm Sketch:

Well I got us one point and my wife lost us one. It's a wash!
  6:40pm ledzeppelinsucks:

I bought some of this Coppertan Coronascreen. It says to use liberally.
Avatar 6:40pm dale:

so the virus can't live on hands? what about those shriner's kids with the artificial limbs? does the virus live on a hook for a hand?
Avatar 6:42pm dale:

a 6 hour jam of rose of cimmaron!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm ultradamno:

This reminds me the show Zoe's Extraordinary Playlist had an extended, tearjerking American Pie musical sequence on it's finale. It was insufferable.
  6:44pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Does Corona live on facelifts or wigs?
Avatar 6:44pm dale:

if it's mc hales navy....go to the concert.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm PMD:

Go Dr. Mark!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the risk factor of eating a bat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm ultradamno:

...or Pangolins, though I hear they've been cleared of all charges.
  6:47pm queems:

i’d rather go to the dentist 50 times than go back to work under any circumstances NEXT QUESTION
  6:48pm BH:

as somebody who is going to the dentist next week, the waiting room at my dental office is not open (they're using a text system to tell you to come in, like it's an Applebee's with every table occupied)
Avatar 6:49pm dale:

andy has to untie that woman from the masturbatorium.
  6:49pm queems:

i’d rather go hang out with that dog
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Doug in JC:

Yeah, whose dog is that?
  6:50pm BH:

although part of my decision to keep my appointment is because they have a few hundred people to reschedule due to the 2 month shutdown, so I wanna get mine in without having to enter a hopper of reschedulements
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, Pam! Nice work!
Avatar 6:51pm dale:

old people lived through korea and vietnam and gilligan's island. this is nothing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm melinda:

My sister's friend in Edinburgh said early on in the pandemic people were hoarding brown sauce.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Mister Dobalina:

Hearty White!
  6:51pm BH:

If I had to guess, I'd think some older people are working under the mindset that their medical bills would be covered by medicare in bad scenarios
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm PMD:

Thanks. Tough job.
  6:53pm queems:

i honestly thought there was a dog in my yard because of the radio dog sounds
  6:53pm ledzeppelinsucks:

10 hours is part time at Uber.
Avatar 6:53pm StringOFperils:

What a crappy choice to have to make.
Avatar 6:54pm Sketch:

Feed that dog Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm ultradamno:

Nude twister or mosh pit?
Avatar 6:54pm Cp304:

You could ride with your head out the window like a dog
Avatar 6:55pm Sketch:

I feel like they should have pitted the winning answers against each other bracket style
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm melinda:

Bar worse.
Avatar 6:55pm Sketch:

I'd like to see airplane ride vs dentist
Avatar 6:55pm StringOFperils:

A bar "full of soccer hooligans". That has to be the lesser option, any day of the year..
  6:56pm ledzeppelinsucks:

These are new interview questions for tech managers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm melinda:

Noisy places like bars mean people are shouting in each others' faces. Bad for spread.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm PMD:

Thanks Dr. Mark!!!
Avatar 6:57pm dale:

melinda - my biking buddies are in their 70s and one is 84. THEY ALWAYS SHOUT.
  6:58pm queems:

thanks i think
Avatar 6:58pm dale:

what about twister the pandemic version?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm TIMPANDA:

Do we need to bring our own throwing stone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm melinda:

@dale watch out!
  6:59pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Have a smear the queer tournament on the sidewalk.
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