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Options May 13, 2020: WFMU's 1st Annual Pandemic Birthday Car Parade

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm bill:

HONK!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Wish I could be there. But alas, I am in LA.
Avatar 6:03pm Stashu:

Honk honk honk honk
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm queems:

my hate for driving to jersey city won out over my love for driving around in circles
  Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Deborah:

Wish I could see it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

But, I will participate: HONK!
  6:03pm Marie:

Honky!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Rand al'Thor:

H O N K !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Honk!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Tome:

brooklyn free buses and mental cases galore ffs !<>!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm listener 126464:

beep beep!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Folsom:

To bad no vimeo tonight
  6:04pm Marie:

Honkies!!!!
  6:05pm Marie:

Maybe the next one could be a Cats-in-Car Parade
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Sebastian:

beeep beeep
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm PMD:

Wish I could be there! Even one photo. They should hdave FB live. Or something. :-)
  6:05pm Listener Robert:

Somebody honked a couple minutes ago here on Whitehall Road in Green (or Andover NJ if you go by the P.O.), wonder if they're listening on WMFU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm listener 126464:

thanks for sparing us the video
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Tome:

stay in the sun
Avatar 6:06pm jillydg:

Honk!

Signage: Six Feet Away from Seven Second Delay
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm queems:

this should have been a zoom meeting
  6:06pm Marie:

Ken's easy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Handy Haversack:

I *wish* there was video!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm PMD:

@queems... YES
  6:07pm Listener Robert:

Wait a minute, is this supposed to be in the "Ken is Andy's puppet" series?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm WFMU listener WADE:

can anyone find traffic cameras?
  6:07pm Marie:

Yay Postal Workers!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm stephen adams in the uk:

i wish we could see this
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Handy Haversack:

If you can see this, Ken from HP, give the Wake honk!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm ultradamno:

What are the negative feelings?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm TIMPANDA:

Happy Birthday WFMU!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Sebastian:

that's some creative honking
  6:08pm Listener Robert:

That reminds me -- are you going to commemorate the birthday of WMFU (WHDC) when that comes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

This sorely needs video.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Handy Haversack:

KEVIN!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm melinda:

Hi everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

"Swag For Death". Nice.
Avatar 6:10pm StringOFperils:

Yay! It's the Anti-Rose Bowl Parade !! Wheee. Radio about cars going around the block. Wheeeee...
  6:11pm vertual:

It's cool. Like listening to a historic event on the radio. Unless we hear "Oh! The Humanity!" everything will be fine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm queems:

ayyyyyyy @kfhp!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm PMD:

Yay!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Rand al'Thor:

Ken from Hyde Park! :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm melinda:

Yay Ken from Hyde Park!
  6:12pm dawktor dgzei:

I will bequeath funds to WFMU upon my death.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Wow, KFHP!
  6:12pm Marie:

Ken from Hyde Park!
  6:12pm Listener Robert:

Did Ken from Hyde set any Thruway speed records?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Sebastian:

hope Dorothy does not die, that would look bad now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm PMD:

Yay!
Would be funny if police came
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Handy Haversack:

KEN from Hyde Park!!!
  6:13pm dawktor dgzei:

Honky donkey
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm melinda:

@vertual haha
Avatar 6:13pm JakeGould:

Pledge before you die: pledge.wfmu.org
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm PMD:

Are people driving?
Avatar 6:13pm StringOFperils:

This needs a GoPro cam to live video feed. Maybe next caper. Hilarious.
  6:13pm Marie:

Where's the nudity?
  6:13pm Listener Robert:

I should've gotten up to speed on Morse code for this.
  6:14pm Marie:

Next parade--naked people in cars!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm PMD:

@Marie - from the waist down!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm DJ Guin:

honk honk -- i'm a goose!
  6:14pm Marie:

She's a winner!
Avatar 6:14pm flashbazbo:

This is why they invented radio
  6:15pm Marie:

@PMD--yeah--no pants!!!!
Avatar 6:15pm StringOFperils:

It's amazing how Ken and Andy and a couple of foley artists create the illusion of an actual live event through the miracle of radio and the audience's imagination
Avatar 6:15pm flashbazbo:

Honk honk, why it's Wobbles the goose?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm melinda:

Pants-free car parade
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Rand al'Thor:

Radio is theater of the mind!
  6:16pm Marie:

@Melinda--yeah, no-pants freeform freedom!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm queems:

who's this guy sucking up
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm diciassette:

Y pants?
  6:16pm Adam West Coaster:

HONK HONK HONKITY HONK!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm DJ Guin:

Is Handy there on his Razor scooter?
  6:17pm Marie:

Y not????
Avatar 6:17pm StringOFperils:

@queems...ha ha ha ha
  6:17pm st Joe:

Ken's podcast?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm melinda:

It was a good podcast interview.
  6:17pm Adam West Coaster:

Zoe the dog is there!!
Avatar 6:17pm Rocky Horror:

WFMU, your pandemic lockdown station!!
Avatar 6:17pm flashbazbo:

To those enjoying this show for entertainment, hello. To those on the task force investigating the Jersey City Covid surge of 2020, hello as well.
  6:17pm mndave:

So, blaring horns through my car speakers isn’t the ideal accompaniment for driving, turns out
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Laura in Peekskill:

Virtual honk honk honk hoooooooonk!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm queems:

i'm honestly impressed. people bust be so bored
  6:18pm Dan from Delco:

I’m about to tell my family that the burgers are ready and they are going to walk into the house with cars honking. Haha.
  6:18pm Marie:

I found, as an adult, that I had to drink, a lot, at parades to "have fun"
Avatar 6:18pm JakeGould:

@StJoe: There is no specific Ken podcast. It’a an interview on Radio Survivor: www.radiosurvivor.com...
  6:20pm sufferwords:

radio - the people’s medium
Avatar 6:20pm spodiodi:

Andy twirling <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm PMD:

Someone needs to give Andy some caffeine or happy pills
Avatar 6:21pm spodiodi:

Ken has some jazz cigs
  6:21pm dawktor dgzei:

Don’t die
Avatar 6:21pm dale:

andy HAS to have a honk if you're horny bumper snicker.
  6:21pm Adam West Coaster:

Andy has packs of gum (opened and unopened) on his dash.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm PMD:

Andy says the easy stuff. And the truth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Handy Haversack:

Can't believe I have to get on a meeting about Superfund instead of hearing the rest of this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm ultradamno:

A whole song (I Love A Parade) had to be written to bully people believing that they were enjoying a parade.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm DJ Guin:

@queems & Handy -- "HONK!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Sailor:

This is hilarious and makin my day. Happy birthday WFMU!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm listener 126464:

follow me to hooters bumper sticker
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm colinmahns:

we love honking don't we folks
  6:24pm vertual:

Maybe a we can do a bicycle parade next. Everyone will be required to wear shorts and ring their bicycle bells.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Laura in Peekskill:

All the honking is scaring my cat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm queems:

we also hate honking
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Handy Haversack:

Honk. Honk. I am truly honking on the inside.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Sebastian:

tuuut tuuuut
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm colinmahns:

@queems that is anti new jersey sentiment
Avatar 6:25pm JakeGould:

Who knew that WFMU would attract so many honkies?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm DJ Guin:

Haters gonna Honk...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm queems:

they have a sign that says honk if you love honking and a sign that says honk if you hate honking
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Handy Haversack:

Clay never asks for the Wake Honk anymore.
  6:25pm dawktor dgzei:

Very heartening
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm ultradamno:

It's a cover of D's Car Jam
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm dave wuz here:

keep honking , i'm reloading. my vaporizer.
  6:26pm Listener Robert:

Jake, Ms. Boule would've brought her own honkie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm DJ Guin:

hey, hey @Jake. that is the N-Word for my peeps..and we're taking it back.
  6:26pm CC:

I should think you would be able to see this on a Google maps satellite feed???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Handy Haversack:

Are all the car parade cars clustered ... hence the long periods without honks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm ultradamno:

A mean 16 year old? NO
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Handy Haversack:

OK, queems, you gotta tell me if something hilarious happens. I have to get on this Newtown Creek meeting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Sebastian:

class A soak, Molly, way to go!
Avatar 6:28pm JakeGould:

@DJGuin: Of course someone OCD about Harry Nilsson would be a big honky.
Avatar 6:28pm dale:

fmu needs a catchy kars for kids type jingle. and most of the staff is jewish so it fits.
  6:28pm CC:

it probably takes at least 10 minutes to drive around the block!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm queems:

there is a red traffic square on the wfmu block according to google maps
Avatar 6:28pm JakeGould:

Pledge before you die: pledge.wfmu.org
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm DJ Guin:

@Jake -- dude. it is like you know me. lmao
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm queems:

@handy enjoy the creek!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Handy Haversack:

That's amazing. I am hoping someone Mark Hurst-hacked it and has a trunk full of iphones to create a digital traffic jam.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm listener 126464:

Brick City!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm melinda:

'screw the essential workers!' made me laugh out loud
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm PMD:

@HandyH - that would have been so great
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm PMD:

I've heard nothing about pretty hats.
Avatar 6:32pm dale:

i see people driving by themselves with masks on. which seems excessive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm DJ Guin:

Driving along you can see all the people
Who seem to have nothing to say to each other
Each day they grow farther and farther away from each other
  6:33pm vertual:

But i bet andy has hand sanitizer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm queems:

ken's going to get himself shot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm PMD:

or spit on
Avatar 6:33pm spodiodi:

to hell with those old beard bicyclists
  6:33pm CC:

I heard a report on the news yesterday that said the virus may stay airborne for undetermined periods of time in heavily congested areas???
  6:34pm Listener Robert:

Can we infer that Andy hasn't changed license plates since "Monk"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm DJ Guin:

@queems - now THAT would be a radio stunt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Sebastian:

wish I had listeners I could sic on crazy people
Avatar 6:36pm dale:

when i had to buy a newerish car this year because the axle broke on my old one i had to turn in plates i got in 1989. 31 delightful years of 252DVT
  6:36pm vertual:

I i used to think streaking was dangerous in 1973; this is a whole new kind of danger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm DJ Guin:

Do I still have time to drive there and flash my boobs?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm ultradamno:

Losing Ava is call for a forlorn honk
Avatar 6:39pm spodiodi:

dale, how did the axle break?
Avatar 6:39pm dale:

dj guin - there should be some mooning going on at least
  6:39pm Listener Robert:

Secret words probably refers to the Listener Loyalty program.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm DJ Guin:

@dale -- abso-f-ing-lutely.
Avatar 6:39pm dale:

spodiodi - hit a major pothole on lovely route 17 outside of horseheads.
  6:40pm Toothgrinder Tom:

I think people enjoyed parades a lot more when they lived in small towns and there were many fewer entertainment options than today.
  6:40pm All Night Diner:

BAYONNE BABY!!!!!
Avatar 6:40pm dale:

van was a 2002....so rust.
  6:40pm Toothgrinder Tom:

Like circa 1912.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm melinda:

I still like a good parade.
Avatar 6:41pm JakeGould:

How about a parallel parking competition?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm ultradamno:

If you have a whole parking lot, a donuts competition would seem to be on the table.
  Swag For Life Member 6:42pm bk845:

You could rent the drive in up in Warwick, NY...WMFU land!
Avatar 6:42pm spodiodi:

dale, wow... that must have been some pothole.
snapped the axle on one of my cars ('71) by sliding out into a guard rail made of cables and stumpy telephone poles
Avatar 6:43pm JakeGould:

Police are not around because everyone’s working from home.
Avatar 6:44pm spodiodi:

JakeGould, i like that idea about the parallel parking competition
  6:44pm flashbazbo:

The future of music is in solo performers
  6:45pm CC:

as long as the performers on stage all live in the same household that would be okay!!!
Avatar 6:45pm JakeGould:

Or how about a tire changing competition? I mean that can be done from a distance… It’s just about time.
Avatar 6:45pm spodiodi:

or how about parking like greg brady, with the egg?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm ultradamno:

I saw a policeman pull a guy over yesterday while not wearing a mask. Just walked right up and stuck his head in the driver's side window.
Avatar 6:45pm JakeGould:

Kids will need therapy from all of this Coronavirus stuff.
Avatar 6:46pm spodiodi:

www.youtube.com...
brady egg
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm DJ Guin:

I just got my tickets for The Monkees/Patridge Family Tour
  6:46pm Marie:

It's like they are lovers--forever apart, yearning to be one
  6:46pm vertual:

the band in the plastic bubble. Maybe it's time for the Plastic Ono Band
  6:46pm nellies:

They live
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Patty D:

Maintain social distancing or you will be shot. This is for your own safety.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm PMD:

Andy's following the theory of it's easy to say stuff. he doesn't like to give hugs, so he's saying he would give a hug.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm queems:

spoiler alert
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm dei xhrist:

beeeeeeep beep beep
  6:47pm Derbs:

Contagion
  6:47pm Listener Alice in Fanwood:

Porky’s
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Repulsion is a very good film about going nutty in solitude.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm ultradamno:

Secret Honor. He just never brings up that he can't go out
  6:48pm McGroovey:

my daughter wanted to get interviewed but Andy is blocking the interview zone!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm melinda:

If you reverse the first letters of Monty Hall, it's haunty mall.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Folsom:

trucker's buddy?
  6:48pm McGroovey:

we got hungry so we left
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm listener 126464:

the jar that they pee in
Avatar 6:49pm JakeGould:

Snapple!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm ultradamno:

MALT LIQUOR!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm DJ Guin:

see everyone tomorrow for the Pidge. i've been up since 2am EST
  6:49pm Marie:

"The jar they pee in"--great title for something
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm melinda:

So long, Guin!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Handy Haversack:

Night, DJG!
Avatar 6:50pm StringOFperils:

They should have given out bottles of yellow fluid to the winners.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

"The Andromeda Strain": keep blood very alkaline or acidic.
"The Day of the Triffids": sea-water.
"They War of the Worlds": microbes.
  6:51pm Marie:

Run, Ken, run!
Avatar 6:52pm StringOFperils:

The Day The Earth Caught Fire
en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar 6:53pm StringOFperils:

did he say, "HURT immunity"?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm ultradamno:

William Hurt immunity, it's where you spend all your time in an isolation chamber
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm PMD:

Thanks everyone!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm listener 126464:

hey nobody got hit by a car
Avatar 6:55pm dale:

this period in our history s perfect for millenials. they can stay inside all day and not work and get checks in the mail.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm PMD:

Police arrived just in time
  6:55pm Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

Now it's a parade! The cops are here!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm queems:

millennials are like 30-40 now
  6:56pm Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

I hope someone took photos
Avatar 6:56pm spodiodi:

haha, Karen
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

How can anything top this?
Avatar 6:57pm dale:

are they queems? everyone looks too young to me now. especially cops.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Sebastian:

thank you everybody, happy birthday WFMU!
  6:57pm kleoville:

Waterworld
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm melinda:

This was fun. Great show!
Avatar 6:58pm spodiodi:

thanks, Ken & Andy! thanks Scott, Olivia, Matt, Jeremiah, etc
i love a parade
  6:58pm CC:

Hehehe!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm TIMPANDA:

Thanks everyone! Happy Birthday WFMU! YOU MUST CONTINUE YOU'RE THE ONLY GLUE HOLDING MY LIFE TOGETHER
  6:59pm CC:

Cheerz!!!
Avatar 6:59pm spodiodi:

good turning out, KfHP (and everyone else who did)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Corey:

Thanks for the parade!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm diciassette:

non angry bicyclists/unite and take over!
  Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Deborah:

Fun to hear!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm queems:

thanks all
  6:59pm dazed&confuzed:

Happy birthday Fmu!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm PMD:

Thanks!!!
Avatar 6:59pm StringOFperils:

Freedman..ha ha ha ha
  6:59pm kleoville:

Truly a mood elevator!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm radioronan:

thanks for that parade! happy birthday! quick shut it down. cant get arrested we need you to keep broadcasting
Avatar 7:00pm JakeGould:

Bye Honkies
Avatar 7:00pm The Chief:

Looks like all that marathon money is going to bail
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:26pm McGroovey:

Hey, they could rename the WFMU elevator The Mood Elevator.

I don't know why, but they could.
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