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Options May 6, 2020: Car Parade Postponed Until Next Week. Tonight: Covid Couples Therapy

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Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:56pm PigeonsAndRust:

I'm first! Yay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:59pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Suggestion for next week's show if it rains again: Ken and Andy do preliminary obituaries for each other.
  6:00pm slappy white:

Howdy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Richard S:

Oh noes! No parade!
Avatar 6:01pm dale:

ken's not made of sugar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Ruby from Amherst:

hello Andy and Ken, I'm happy to listen again, last Wed I went through quadruple heart bypass surgery. glad I'm not pushing daises
  6:02pm BH:

Probably a good idea to avoid rain-borne maladies tonight
  6:03pm Marie:

Yay, Jim the Poet! Is Ken asking about birth control?
  6:03pm queems:

oh boy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Richard S:

Congrats, Ruby!
Avatar 6:03pm dale:

stabby knife is all the weapon most people need. the NCA (national cutlery association) is their political bloc.
Avatar 6:03pm Jennica:

I had an idea for an SSD show too! During this phase of covid-jail, what are the things people are continuing to do that are germy?! Good one, eh?!
  6:04pm Darkroast:

I'm on my way to the parade
Avatar 6:04pm craplivion:

i guess the parade will make it look like normal rush hour traffic
Avatar 6:04pm dale:

ruby - wow. this show is sure to kill you!
  6:05pm Darkroast:

I will be the car honking obnoxiously when I drive by
  6:05pm queems:

i will 100% show up for a wfmu mask
  6:06pm BH:

is this better or worse than just wrapping a paper towel around your face?
  6:06pm flashbazbo:

N4 are made of nice doilies.
Avatar 6:07pm dale:

i don't think andy could squeeze into a lambo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Dave in Vermont:

is the chewing part of his schtick?
  6:07pm Marie:

I'm gonna hijack a bus
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Handy Haversack:

We ate at the City Diner ... 3/15? I think that was our last meal out.
Avatar 6:09pm craplivion:

this andy guy has allways reminded me of andrew dice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm ultradamno:

So who had Little Millie Small and Florian Schneider in today's pool?

deep sigh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Handy Haversack:

Deep. Sigh.

Hey, ultradamno.

Yeah.
Avatar 6:11pm Jennica:

@Crap - Our Andy here has been consistently funnier and for a bit longer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm ultradamno:

Hiya Handy.
Avatar 6:11pm craplivion:

i made on person lauf with my joke goin to the store.when im at the counter.i ask wheres the boiling cauldron to put the money in.than i say cook the money intead of the books
Avatar 6:13pm craplivion:

one person lauf
  6:13pm Darkroast:

I'll be there in a minute
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Lizardner Dave 2:

There's probably nothing safer food-wise than ordering a pizza. Out of the oven on a peel, into a box, no human touching. Put a glove on to open the box and slide it onto a sheet pan at home. Also as far as I know there's still been no documented case of food-borne transmission of the virus. Even if you ate it (unlikely on cooked food because it dies at roughly 150 degrees F) the acid in your digestive tract would kill it. You get it by getting it on the mucus membranes in your nose or in your eyes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Handy Haversack:

We order pizza once a week. A pizza box is also an easy wipe-down with bleach solution.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm queems:

i don't live with my boyfriend, but i am definitely the one who takes this shit more seriously, even though he lives with his 83 year old grandmother
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Richard S:

Now I want pizza.....
Avatar 6:17pm Jennica:

I am craving pizza now. Thanks all.. OOO, Richard S. you're w/ me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm queems:

his 83 year old grandmother takes it the least seriously out of the 3 of us
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Handy Haversack:

Oh holy shit now I want Waffle House so bad.
Avatar 6:19pm JakeGould:

The chances of someone getting Coronavirus via touching a surface is very slim.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Richard S:

@Jennica, what should we get on our pizza? As long as it's not mushrooms or anchovies, I'll be fine.
  6:20pm cyrusblazeit420:

Spam and eggs < covered and smothered
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Handy Haversack:

@Richard: make it a grandma pie. Risk it all, make it a true Daily Double!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Richard S:

Spam and eggs on Pizza? I don't know.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm listener 126464:

only 1 altercation at a time
Avatar 6:21pm Jennica:

@Richard and Handy - no onions, no fish, no green bell pepper. I'm open to all else. Bring it!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar 6:22pm JakeGould:

I can’t resist peeing in Andy’s swimming pool.
  6:22pm BH:

left to ponder the best Waffle House takeout items...
Avatar 6:22pm craplivion:

thats funny.all waffle houses will have fences around them
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm queems:

i stopped getting coffee because i don't want to interact with anyone at all :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Richard S:

ALL THE MEATS, and double cheese!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Handy Haversack:

Could really do some damage to a triple order scattered and smothered, @cyrus.

@Jennica: garlic and escarole!
Avatar 6:23pm craplivion:

ruffle and hump with a six foot pole
Avatar 6:23pm Jennica:

@ Richard and Handy - okay... both of those are perfect. Thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm ultradamno:

What would be the buffer period for going to a buffet?
  6:23pm Patty D:

I want a huge cheeseburger when this is over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Yes:

hashbrowns
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm listener 126464:

good entertainment
Avatar 6:24pm Jennica:

@Ultra - buffets were off the list before all of this... ew!
  6:24pm P-90:

WHY did he have to say “Waffle House”?
Avatar 6:24pm dale:

i think a waffle house is like a golden corral to southerners.
Avatar 6:24pm craplivion:

think waffles for the comonality
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm chris:

re: waffle houses: two things 1) chicken 2) waffles. at. the. same. time!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Richard S:

First week when this is over, I am going to do lunch at all the places near my work location that had to close. Second week will be dinner at all the local restaurants....
  6:25pm markinbrooklyn:

Waffle house is ten times better than ihop, stuckeys, friendly’s.
Avatar 6:25pm craplivion:

all these callin shows since lockdown mostly dont work on so many radio shows
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Richard S:

Waffle House:
i.pinimg.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm ultradamno:

Pere Ubu love the Waffle House. So there's always a chance of running into David Thomas there. Cracker Barrel too
  6:26pm BH:

all the people who would call are driving wondering where the car parade is located.. except for the elites with their car phones
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Handy Haversack:

I basically grew up in a Waffle House. They let me fill up my own coffee. I did all my homework there. It's a social leveler.

We're having taco night! And it is time to start!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm queems:

who are these bougie people getting groceries delivered? you can't even get a slot anymore
Avatar 6:27pm dale:

chris - so do you put syrup on fried chicken? or blue cheese dressing on the waffles?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm ultradamno:

How about fried chicken from the Kroger deli, safe?
Avatar 6:28pm dk50b:

Waffle House is IHOP re-imagined by Florida Man
  6:28pm kev:

@Andy, does your work on Monk help you in our current situation
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm ultradamno:

I would prefer blue cheese dressing to maple anything on anything, I think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm testingwithfire:

My short-term rental hosts and I can't stop bringing each other homemade baked goods ... we're going down together, apparently
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm chris:

dale, all the flavors, in any combination. :)
Avatar 6:29pm Jennica:

@Handy - taco night tonight? A day late? Enjoy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm happymaan:

@ken, it's the waffle house guy, do you know about the waffle house index? that's how important it is en.wikipedia.org...
  6:30pm BH:

Waffle House is for people that think Denny's is too yankee for them
Avatar 6:30pm JakeGould:

@testingwithfire: Everyone should stop baking. Unless you have baked before this crisis, nobody wants your experimental bullshit bread and pastries.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Dave in Vermont:

when you cook it the virus dies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm testingwithfire:

@JakeGould reread my comment and enroll in my baking dojo ... 50% COVID discount
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Quarantine non-refrigerated items in the trunk of your car for a day or two after shopping and just wipe down the stuff that has to go in the fridge right away.
Avatar 6:31pm Jennica:

When Waffle House comes to mind, I always picture people putting their cigarette butts out in the egg stained plate. EW.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm PigeonsAndRust:

Ken knows his onions!
Avatar 6:31pm JakeGould:

@testingwithfire: No.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm queems:

i made an earl grey tea loaf cake today and it came out bomb as hell
  6:32pm BH:

make sure to eat your covid19 infected foods with a side of unvetted miracle virus cures
  6:32pm andy the painter:

people are wiping their GROCERIES down? damn.
Avatar 6:32pm dale:

i was sure wiping down the crack was gonna get said there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm testingwithfire:

@JakeGould I'm weeping

@queems sounds excellent
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Richard S:

You're more at risk from any residual cleaners on your food.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm listener 126464:

i'm wiping down my wipes
Avatar 6:32pm craplivion:

the caller will have his wife talk through the car window
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm ultradamno:

When Denny's comes up 54 million dollar settlement in race bias suits come to mind.
Avatar 6:34pm dale:

queems - that sounds like a great idea. like why isn't coffee cake made with coffee?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm queems:

@testingwithfire it's great! it overflowed out of the pan, but it tastes really lovely! it's from bonappetit.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm queems:

@dale it should be!!
Avatar 6:35pm Jeff Moore:

Not 70 PROOF. 70 PERCENT.

70% alcohol is 140 proof.
Avatar 6:35pm dale:

i made a loaf of bread last week and it turned out to be a brick. then i looked at my yeast and it expired a year ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm PigeonsAndRust:

Eeethyl alcohol? Not aethyl alcohol?
Avatar 6:36pm craplivion:

just add water to the brick bread
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm WFMU listener WADE:

my hospital has replaced the purell hand sanitizer with straight-up rubbing alcohol.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Tommy in Neversink:

Regular soap is the best thing to use
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Richard S:

The office got a gallon of the Official Made in the State New York Sanitizer. It's NOT a gel, so you have to be careful with it. AND IT STINKS! Imagine the worst, most acrid household cleanser smell. Now give it a fake sour lemon fragrance.....
Avatar 6:37pm craplivion:

good idea.wash your hands untill they are cracked open
Avatar 6:37pm Jeff Moore:

Here's the WHO guide for making your own hand sanitizer:

www.who.int...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm testingwithfire:

@dale all bakers run that gauntlet eventually
Avatar 6:37pm Jennica:

@Ultra - WORD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm chris:

60% or higher ethyl. 70% or higher isopropyl, i think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm ultradamno:

Eeeeeethel an alcohol!
Avatar 6:37pm dale:

hydrogen peroxide is good too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm queems:

get the rubbing alcohol that smells like wintergreen for some reason. that's what my dad gave me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm PigeonsAndRust:

I like Spray Nine as a cleanser. It says on the bottle it even kills HIV when used as directed
Avatar 6:38pm dale:

andy - use twice as much. that's 124%
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Blend the gel from one big aloe leaf with three times its weight in alcohol or 95% Everclear™ or equivalent.
Avatar 6:39pm JakeGould:

What if you just peed on your hands?
Avatar 6:40pm craplivion:

domestic crimes are up
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm ultradamno:

Like in Vengeance Is Mine? Sure, in a pinch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm ultradamno:

Is it OK to take a sibling to the prom held in your house? www.cnn.com...
Avatar 6:41pm Jennica:

L O freakin L - feels sorry for the serial killers - ANDY - what a RIOT! I have had that thought about face coverings and what some are getting away with more so now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm testingwithfire:

we actually don't know if the serial killers are busy or not... more will be revealed
Avatar 6:41pm Jennica:

@Ultra - that depends.
  6:42pm ledzeppelinsucks:

in Amarillo there is an IHOP across the street from Waffle House
Avatar 6:42pm Jennica:

@twf - right-o - Andy says they are just trolling around...driving around... ha!
Avatar 6:42pm dale:

andy - and think of the poor child molesters hanging out by the playground and staring sadly at an empty teeter totter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm ultradamno:

I think this would be a boon for the serial killers. Everybody wearing masks, no way to identify you or your abductee on surveillance cameras.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm PMD:

@queems, can you post the recipe on Instagram?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm testingwithfire:

Hoosier on the line!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm queems:

sure! i'll add the link to the comments of the post i just made
Avatar 6:44pm craplivion:

kids on leashes.next
Avatar 6:45pm dale:

seems to me that cornhole is the game of the future because of this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Folsom:

how about laser tag?
  6:45pm ledzeppelinsucks:

How have the rules to smear the queer been adjusted?
Avatar 6:45pm Jennica:

How is anyone playing spin the bottle?!
  6:45pm BH:

tag, with American Gladiators joust sticks
Avatar 6:45pm JakeGould:

And kids can’t give each other cootie shots anymore.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Richard S:

Tag with sticks? Basketball with gloves?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm ultradamno:

Spitting contests can come back if tag can.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm WFMU listener WADE:

The rise of water polo in America
  6:46pm flashbazbo:

For the nth time. Tennis is not ok
  6:47pm BH:

watch out Hungary
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm Richard S:

Baseball is back in Korea and Taiwan, so it is possible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm ultradamno:

Some guy on the local news in Indpls this morning went to a local rib place that was reopening. They all seemed to approve.
Avatar 6:47pm Jennica:

Kamakaze tennis is just fine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm chris:

Richard S, that is great news to me.
Avatar 6:48pm dk50b:

Hand sanitizer alcohol percentage depends on type of alcohol. Must be 60% ethyl alcohol or 70% isopropyl, which is what Purell contains. www.cdc.gov...
And nobody has gotten COVID from food, it's transmitted though inhaling infected respiratory droplets www.mayoclinic.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Richard S:

ESPN is covering the games in Korea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm ultradamno:

I want the skull bandanas the drug guys in Brazil were wearing on Vice this week.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm testingwithfire:

I'm in Chile, where folks are very huggy-touchy under normal circumstances... and they are refraining from abrazos! Lots of mask usage here too.
Avatar 6:51pm dale:

we all should have invested in plexiglass barrier futures months ago.
Avatar 6:52pm Jennica:

"Maybe he went to the same school as you, Ken" - ha! Doctor of Spinology. I can't stop laughing.
Avatar 6:53pm Jennica:

I guess all the serial killers will be there for next week's parade, since they are all just driving around anyway...
Avatar 6:53pm dale:

damn! too late to get the j c whitney horn that plays la cucaracha.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm Richard S:

With luck, I'll remember to tune in next week. Maybe I'll even get out of the apartment and show up!
Avatar 6:54pm dale:

40 years too late.
  6:54pm ledzeppelinsucks:

have a worst car alarm award
Avatar 6:54pm craplivion:

will the cars have to wear a mask
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm ultradamno:

I'm just glad Taylor Swift found true joy in the year before all this happened. www.imagebam.com...
Avatar 6:54pm Jennica:

just gloves for the cars
  6:54pm JakeGould:

Rodney Dangerfield’s car in Caddyshack.
  6:55pm Amanda Hugnkiss:

I loved how you had Mr. Slave discussing the nostalgia of pimp car horns on the air
  6:55pm Listener Robert:

Someone in the next block from me on Hering Ave. in the Bronx had an amphibi-car in their driveway a lot.
  6:55pm BH:

wash the car in hand sanitizer
  6:56pm P-90:

That darn Lamborghini causes more problems...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm ultradamno:

Evidently the world has gotten too dystopian for new Black Mirror episodes news.avclub.com...
Avatar 6:56pm dale:

just put the baby in one of those plastic bags that are air tight to show the folks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Handy Haversack:

Taco night!

L8r, friends!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm queems:

idk, i can ride this out for a while still
Avatar 6:57pm Jennica:

L8r, Handy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm ultradamno:

L8R G8R
  6:58pm morphe':

Thanks!!! waiting for next Wed......
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Richard S:

L8R dudes and dudettes!
Avatar 6:58pm khd:

go 2 hell
Avatar 6:59pm Jennica:

@Richard S, bye bye pizza friend
Avatar 6:59pm craplivion:

that black moror with the mission to get past the robo security dogs to get a teddybear at a factoryin the post appocolyptic was nuts
Avatar 7:00pm dale:

bring a dish to pass.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm PMD:

Sorry can't make it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Richard S:

I'll save you some, @Jennica!
  7:00pm ledzeppelinsucks:

sucky
Avatar 7:00pm craplivion:

thanks far the show
Avatar 7:00pm Jennica:

@Richard S - where have you been all my life?
  7:04pm Toothgrinder Tom:

@queems what is a tea loaf praytell?
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