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Options April 29, 2020: Holy Toledo! COVID-19 Rumors and BS

For tonight's show, call us at 201-209-9368 and tell us the craziest rumors or misinformation you have heard about COVID-19. And we have a special codeword tonight: "HOLY TOLEDO." Use that phrase if you want to say "the people I am stuck in quarantine with are driving me INSANE." Say it twice if they are REALLY driving you insane.

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:59pm Lizardner Dave 2:

I can't believe i got through.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:59pm Lizardner Dave 2:

I can't believe the boiler in the masturbatorium blew up and Ken had to go fix it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:00pm Andrew_in_WI:

Rumour has it that there's a lot of money buried somewhere...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Handy Haversack:

Hey, everyone. Hoping to find that money!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Despite everything going on in their lives Ken & Andy somehow manage to be here. THANK YOU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm ultradamno:

A little kiss? Like Judas?
  6:02pm slappy white:

Hello all. Is this a live show?
  6:02pm Chi Bill:

I kind of miss LSD.
  6:03pm slappy white:

Yes , it is
Avatar 6:03pm dale:

it's called an 'angel drink' or the angel special. or some such. but if the guy offered to buy her a pretty hat then she;s just a bitch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Handy Haversack:

In case you somehow see this, Andy: my condolences. So sorry for your loss.
  6:03pm Listener Robert:

The original War Between The States was over Toledo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Handy Haversack:

I have only ever had good times in Toledo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm melinda:

hi everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm happymaan:

What about the boiler Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm queems:

wait i'm on the phone what happened why is this playing again
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Never interrupt the theme song. NEVER.
  6:05pm Chi Bill:

SEEKRET ASIAN KENNNN
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm happymaan:

That repeat of Ken's show was great today BTW.
Avatar 6:06pm dale:

andy - my mother passed at 75 from eating too much burger king. i swear to god at least she never had to be in a home or hospital - just dropped dead one day. a blessing if you think about it.
Avatar 6:06pm Paul D:

Greetings from Bloomfield NJ.
Avatar 6:06pm dale:

i merinda.
  6:06pm Listener Robert:

What's playing again, queems? You were just in time for the start of the program.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm queems:

oh lucky me!
Avatar 6:07pm dale:

i meant HI melinda.
Avatar 6:07pm dale:

will mr pibb work?
Avatar 6:07pm Stashu:

Hi guys!
Avatar 6:09pm dale:

technically linda ronstadt charted with trio after joy division was a thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Andrew_in_WI:

Wait, the money's gone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Yeah, the deli where Andy hid the money doesn't exist anymore. Torn down for a luxury hotel.
  6:09pm Listener Robert:

Really? Ken, I'm so glad to hear you're not Lyme-y or Lyme-ish or whatever you were feeling on the rerun.
Avatar 6:10pm βrian:

Why fix a boiler in April?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Vanessa bikes:

We remember the Matzo show! so long ago! before cell phones I think?
Avatar 6:11pm dale:

because it still gets down into the 30s at night
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Handy Haversack:

Hi, Stashu!

We were almost drinking Rob Roys but went with negronis instead.
  6:11pm Danne D:

Stashuuuuuuu
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

I really hope smoking weed kills the virus.
  6:11pm BH:

yeah, not sure anybody is buying cocaine because it's a budget item
Avatar 6:12pm dk50b:

It was "Taurus"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm queems:

what
Avatar 6:13pm Stashu:

Harvey Sid Fisher! Hi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Andrew_in_WI:

THE Harvey Sid Fisher!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm radioronan:

the magic of live radio
Avatar 6:13pm Stashu:

Liba liba Libra!
  6:13pm Ochre Ogre:

Coke kills the virus, gotta go!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Astrology Songs by Harvey Sid Fisher? Wow, the denizens of Sheena's Jungle Room would be thrilled by this call!
Avatar 6:14pm dale:

it really sounds like him

www.youtube.com...
Avatar 6:14pm βrian:

Well, it probably kills the virus on your weed, anyway.
  6:14pm Ochre Ogre:

dk50b- A Ford
Avatar 6:14pm dk50b:

For those unfamiliar with Irwin's exquisite taste in a very special kind of music..youtu.be...
  6:15pm Chi Bill:

Butt sniffers rock!
  6:15pm ledzeppelinsucks:

The virus is killing yoga pants. Many ladies have switched to sweat pants and mumu's to accommodate the Cheez-It binges and ranch dressing guzzling.
  6:16pm prudy:

maybe a plant...but hilarious nevertheless...great show Ken and Andy...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Andrew_in_WI:

I had a coworker quit over my playing of WFMU
Avatar 6:18pm dale:

andrew - that is awesome!
Avatar 6:19pm dk50b:

Per Irwin, Harvey was at WFMU years ago to promote his Golf song/album
Avatar 6:19pm dale:

andy is on jokemates. a funny version of jerkmates.
  6:19pm prudy:

this is more like the usual...
  6:19pm ledzeppelinsucks:

A hippie I worked for hated WFMU.
Avatar 6:20pm βrian:

I recall a bar where Ted Nugent was played at closing time to tamp down any lingering sense of celebration.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm ultradamno:

"The phrase 'the bee's knees' was originally an 18th century fanciful phrase which referred to something that didn't exist. It was used as the kind of spoof item apprentices would be sent to the stores to fetch - like tartan paint or a left-handed hammer. This meaning is no longer used."

How could this have fallen into disuse? HOW? www.phrases.org.uk...
  6:20pm Listener Robert:

In the 1980s in my lab, I'd put WFMU on my mentor's radio, and at some point he'd yell, "Turn that shit off!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Andy's spent so long since he was a producer that he's reduced to sexually harassing Ken.
  6:21pm Chi Bill:

Maybe it's the alcohol but y'all ave me in stitches! Thx!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm melinda:

If masks didn't offer some amount of protection from the virus they wouldn't have told us to save them for medical workers.
  6:22pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Shelter is a month's long Thanksgiving. Domestic violence is peaking.
Avatar 6:22pm βrian:

@melinda: true dat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm PigeonsAndRust:

Howdy friends! Hi Colleen if you're here!
Avatar 6:23pm βrian:

Toledo rhymes with Laredo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm queems:

these are all of the maniacs who called shut up weirdo last week
  6:23pm prudy:

love it1
Avatar 6:24pm dale:

i think the voice disguiser would help this show 10-15 percent.
Avatar 6:25pm βrian:

"Your sweet and shiny eyes
Are like the stars above Toledo
Like meat and potatoes
To me."
  6:26pm BH:

"Birds Aren't Real" - yessss
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

It's 'runners-up'.
  6:26pm ledzeppelinsucks:

I looked for a 60 Minutes 1980's voice disguiser and the search engines failed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm queems:

oh my god
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm ultradamno:

Well, it there are people who believe the world is flat with a dome...a belief in animatronic birds logically follow.
Avatar 6:28pm Stashu:

I hear Toledo is a pretty holy place.
Avatar 6:29pm dale:

toledo spain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Handy Haversack:

MATT WARLOCK: PUNK MAGICIAN

Two tickets, please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm ultradamno:

Matt Warlock would be a great character for Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm queems:

my favorite rumor was that farting at someone could spread coronavirus
  6:30pm Warlock:

Little Matty Warlock
  6:30pm Peter from Dover NJ:

God this is so great, I dont want to hang up and call.
  6:30pm ledzeppelinsucks:

The reports of people robbing houses while dressed in PPE was a lie. Classic urban legend.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Handy Haversack:

Also: Matt Deathwick, action antihero.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Motobro:

It can Queems!!
You got to light them on fire to neutralize the gas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm ultradamno:

I thought 'herd immunity' was where everyone wore masks except the vice president.
  6:33pm ledzeppelin:

Oh no, here comes SARBOLA CORONA.
Avatar 6:33pm βrian:

My lovely little excreta will save you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Ken and Andy! Hello friends
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Encourage herd immunity: be as sheep-like as possible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm melinda:

A direct bare-butt fart into someone's face might spread it, but normally pants would act like a mask.
  6:35pm ledzeppelinsucks:

On a scale of 18 to 33 I give that call a 22.3 .
  6:35pm flashbazbo:

I’m looking for heard immunity on FMU!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm queems:

@melinda i just burst out laughing. 2020 is wild
  6:35pm Colleen:

Always fun here! Hey gang!!
  6:36pm Chi Bill:

flames and racing stripes on the ventilator...I can't keep with you, love it!!!
  6:36pm prudy:

thanks for the pants/mask comparison...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Colleen! How are you? Hi ya Queemsies!
Avatar 6:36pm βrian:

Recent attempts to re-purpose thongs into masks have proved fruitless.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm ultradamno:

...or by the time you're ventilator ready, it's already too advanced.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Handy Haversack:

@melinda, go ahead, call in with that WILD THEORY. In the meantime, I will keep sneezing into my own butt and farting into my own mouth to save the elderly. Because I'm a good person!

Also: I just finished with work. Eleven and a half hours. The stories about people wondering how to fill the time make me cry.

A little more Campari, then I'll cook.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

ultradamno:
I like that comic book and series, but I hate that they promote the incorrect notion that the male version of a witch is a 'warlock'. Traditionally (and so, correct for ALL TIME) the masculine equivalent to a witch was a witch, or sometimes a sorceror. The word 'warlock' means 'necromancer'.
  6:37pm Danne D:

how's Andy's circulatory system though? covid seems to be big on clotting :/
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm Handy Haversack:

Boodz! Colleen!
  6:38pm Colleen:

Hey Boods! Hey Queems! PigeonsAndRust!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm ultradamno:

I thought the masculine version was a Witcher.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm queems:

i called my hematologist about the clotting thing since i have issues there and the office was just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm ultradamno:

...at least on Netflix.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm Handy Haversack:

Also, dogs can't get it, so it's OK to sneeze and fart on your dog as long as your cats don't also do it.
  6:38pm Colleen:

Hey Handy!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm queems:

hi @colleen & @buddha!
  6:39pm Nicole:

Colleen did you get you new dog yet?
Avatar 6:39pm βrian:

Apparently, working from home is not much of a thing in Japan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi ya Handy Haversack! Queems that's total Bullshiccio!
  6:39pm ledzeppelinsucks:

What would Darth Vader's last Covid 19 words sound like? Is there an adapter on his helmet for auxiliary?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm melinda:

@Handy haha
@queems we must find laughs wherever possible
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Handy Haversack:

Colleen, it's so wrong, but now I always think, That Colleen would never let her nipple hair get out of control!

ONE episode of Shut Up Weirdo was all it took.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm queems:

it's just that nobody knows anything about it yet. not enough data about blood thinners and stuff
  6:40pm Colleen:

Motobro, and Dale are here too!!
  6:40pm flashbazbo:

I am the witchfinder general
  6:40pm Colleen:

lol...yeah...not me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Go, Mudhens!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Handy Haversack:

Kate just came back from feeding the monsters and said, "Wait, why are we looking at pictures of 'Destination Toledo'? We KNOW about 'Destination Toledo'!"
  6:42pm Colleen:

Ha!! Yaaay! Hi honey!! No dog yet!... I cant handle the feces!
Avatar 6:42pm βrian:

@Handy: You spent time there?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

ultradamno:
I'm with you on the ventilator question: Especially because CO2 levels seem not to rise as quickly as they normally would with falling O2 levels, by the time people come in and need ventilators they're really far gone. Bad survival rates are very often products of the state of the domain population.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Jim the Poet:

Harvey Sid Fisher!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Handy Haversack:

Several scattered nights, @βrian, but we also stop in the Toledo suburbs for Waffle House when we drive out to Michigan every (normal) year.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Oh? Motobro's here? Hi MOTOBRO!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm queems:

:|
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Handy Haversack:

Super glad my sister in Georgia, who has asthma, gets to be in the experiment.
  6:46pm BH:

At the moment, Sweden's per capita covid death rate is higher than the US's rate. That might change one day but.
Avatar 6:47pm dale:

great outsider artist there...
  6:49pm Toothgrinder Tom:

Give me a B, a bouncy B ...
  6:49pm BH:

my first impression was that somebody was trying to prank them with Harvey Sid, so it's good to hear that it was really him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm melinda:

There was a piece in the NYTimes about how patients ending up in the ER with corona often have hypoxia with no symptoms, which is highly unusual. The same piece said certain positions can help breathing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm mrdonutsu:

Why have we standardized on calling sitting around at home, perfectly healthy, drunk, and bored as being "Under Quarantine"?
  6:51pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Fluid floods the lungs in some positions.
  6:51pm BH:

I'm kinda impressed at the amount of message discipline that has gone on with this stuff. Usually "keep it simple stupid" is overlooked for messaging.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm melinda:

@mrdonutsu I heard that the correct term is cordon sanitaire.
  6:54pm Toothgrinder Tom:

If I had any more children, I would name them Harvey Sid!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

melinda:
I bought oximeters for my wife, myself, and my brothers, because a plunge in O2 from COVID-19 may not be noticed, according to that article, which is from where I got the 'CO2 levels still low' explanation for that effect.

I really doubt that prone were best, as I've heard that people tying-up other people for sex have to be really careful tying them in prone positions precisely because some have asphyxiated in that position—any paunch at all makes it harder to breathe if you're on your stomach.

Elevating the foot of the bed has now become more common in hospitals because there _appears_ to be some reduction in pneumonias thereby, a matter of simple drainage.
Avatar 6:55pm dale:

they were fruit bats. i'd worry if they were vampire bats.
  6:55pm ledzeppelinsucks:

The Monte Hall problem applies to those multiple unreliable tests.
  6:55pm BH:

anyways, if immunity doesn't exist, then pretty much our best option involves creating a new virus that goes after covid19. It'll give the biowarfare labs something to do with their time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm ultradamno:

Another thing I heard for a hot minute was that people on ibuprofen did poorly and that the virus discriminates by blood type (Os rule, As die)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Handy Haversack:

Ibuprofen thing disproved. Had to check on that to talk someone down from taking Tylenol.
  6:56pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Parasites including mosquitoes don't transmit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Handy Haversack:

OK, gotta cook. Be cool, everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Handy Haversack:

OK, this is the best reason to possibly lose the parking spot in front of our bldg. that I have heard yet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park:

It's be a lot of driving for me, but I'm interested in driving down next Wednesday. Will there be refreshments?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm colinmahns:

holy toledo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

BH:
Anti-viral phages? I'm not too sure about that; I'd put better money on artificially grown antibodies, since we know that anitbodies work against it, the question is whether they get produced on re-exposure after more than a few weeks out. The virus itself seems not to mutate quickly, so the same antibodies should be effective, again it's just a matter of whether challenge by re-exposure gets them produced again.

All in all, it could be a _lot_ worse: what if it were readily aerosol-spread, and if soap didn't kill it readily?
  7:00pm P-90:

Buh-bye guys
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm woj:

"I CHANGED MY SIGN TO PISCES"
  7:00pm she:

been two weeks since I broke up with my boyfriend. Or he broke up with me. Dunno time warpmorph
  7:59pm P-90:

Thanks Mr. Fiveash and Skels
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