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Options April 15, 2020: Snitching On Your Neighbors

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Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Now, who is a snitch?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Lizardner Dave 2:

I have asthma, will there be a hotline for the pre-existing conditions show?
Avatar 6:03pm khd:

go 2 hell
  6:03pm ben abs:

Evening all, have the levels dropped for anybody else?
  6:03pm spodiodi:

*covers stitches*
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm ultradamno:

Calling Andy a lazy hippie, nice switcheroo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Bas NL:

What would Covid-20 bring...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm queems:

i've made 5 banana breads while in quarantine and only 1 of them came out with no problems
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm queems:

so i haven't learned anything
  6:07pm spodiodi:

we bought only 1 banana bread, and it had better be good, once it's sprung
Avatar 6:07pm Sketch:

I started working out for the first time in my life
  6:07pm spodiodi:

i think my lesson will be: stop buying banana bread, piggy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm melinda:

hi folks
Avatar 6:08pm flashbazbo:

Don't worry, Me happy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm chris:

this show's gonna be like our neighborhood's NextDoor posts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm queems:

@spodiodi if it makes you feel better, i ate 4 of the 5 messed up banana breads. i gave the good one away
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

What was bad about the banana bread?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm queems:

two were overcooked, two were undercooked. my oven is busted but i've been trying to work around it lol :(
  6:10pm spodiodi:

ouch, queems. i hope they had some great redeeming qualities, if not perfect
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm melinda:

Facebook is a hotbed of corona complainers and snitches.
  6:11pm spodiodi:

i'm going to scream like Kirk is my banana nut bread is dry
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Kevin-san:

Colossal Bobble-head Ken 2020!
Avatar 6:11pm Sketch:

I saw a guy on FB get scolded for trying to get his piano tuned
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm queems:

i have seen some joggers with pretty bad road manners
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Handy Haversack:

Ken sounded sad. Thanks for everything, Ken!

I have to be in a virtual meeting about a Superfund site 6:30-8:30. Yaaaaaay. Catch you later, everyone.
Avatar 6:12pm khd:

colobble head ken should happen
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Ken From Hyde Park:

For a Mark Hurst movie event at Monty Hall, I made carrot cake cupcakes. Daddy Garbage ate some, but no one else was hungry that night.
  6:12pm spodiodi:

i discovered my neighbors throwing used tissues out the window Monday. where to snitch? popo? health dept? big tony? building supe? true story/problem -- where do i snitch?
Avatar 6:13pm khd:

you should report them to humanity - wtf does that
  6:13pm spodiodi:

i saw some uk physical shopping violence story floating around yestern
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm queems:

i haven't been wearing a mask when i go out for walks, but i don't live in a super dense area
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm chris:

i saw a post about how landscape maintenance isn't an essential service and read it as blatant attempt to shut down the leaf blower mafia. fully support that.
  6:14pm BH:

future concept: try to talk on the radio while wearing a facemask?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm queems:

i wish a bitch would shut down the leaf blowers
  6:15pm spodiodi:

there were 20-25 of their dirty tissues blowing around and around in front of my place until we had the city pick them up. then they threw more, within the subsequent following 15 mins or so
  6:17pm spodiodi:

i should get a leaf blower to return the dirty tissues. at least i hollered up a sarcastic observence (that will show them! [they just threw more])
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Having not been able to leave my home for a month, I have no one to snitch on. My partner however, has seen all sorts of indiscretions in downtown LA. Mostly mask related.
Avatar 6:18pm khd:

i missed the caller's snitch - what happened?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I saw a news headline yesterday about some elderly couple who posted old vacation pictures on social media. They were subsequently questioned (possibly arrested?) because they were snitched on for not being socially distant or masked. The pictures were just posted, but they were old pictures.
  6:19pm spodiodi:

the security guard was lax about keeping panhandlers away from the captive grocery store line we were in a couple days ago. i don't want to snitch on him, but they should know
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm queems:

i'm not about to judge someone else's carbonated beverage needs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Would it have been better if it had been French's and Topo Chico?
  6:20pm spodiodi:

worst thing about the grocery store line is having to listen to droids blab on their nuisancephones (i haven't had to put up with *that* crap in a long, long time)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Mr. Pumpy:

Andy...hit the mute button again!
  6:20pm nellies:

What is this the new Gestapo show?
  6:21pm spodiodi:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Lizardner Dave 2:

WWE was deemed essential after the family that owned it pledged that their Super PAC would give 18 million to Trump's reelection campaign.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Fox:

WWE! It's what Floridians CRAAAAAVE!!
  6:22pm spodiodi:

eavesdropping in modern times is destructive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm queems:

i can't understand anything anyone is saying
  6:22pm spodiodi:

and church. blessings all around.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm melinda:

@queems me neither
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm chris:

spodiodi, can you slide a note under their door to say the cops know about them throwing tissues out their window? that should work, esp if you can forge an nypd logo and make it look official-ish
  6:23pm spodiodi:

queems, def has an adult-Peanuts vibe
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm melinda:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm queems:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm chris:

corona viruses can't unlock locks. fact.
  6:24pm spodiodi:

chris, it's got 8 units or so ... but i may tape something (SFPD) -- i lost the building mgr's number... weighing options.
  6:24pm spodiodi:

it's still mutating, chris... and if Marvel has taught me anything, it's that mutants can do amazing things.
  6:25pm Aaron Working In Newark:

ken you crack me up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Mr. Pumpy:

@Lizard...makes sense. The WWE is Vince McMahon, they have been buds for a while. Even when Trump took him down outside the ring. Ladies and gentlemen...your president: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm chris:

good point, spodiodi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm steveo:

wow, i can't believe demon voice called in!
  6:27pm randoguy:

is this the Hostage Taker Demanding Ransom call-in show?
Avatar 6:27pm khd:

i think this is ken
Avatar 6:27pm khd:

steveo gave me the clue
Avatar 6:28pm Sketch:

This must be Ken
Avatar 6:28pm khd:

he said he was going to call in to trick him
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

It fooled Andy ... well done!
Avatar 6:28pm Sketch:

I could tell by how Ken speaks to himself
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm ultradamno:

I recently saw Pippi Longstocking doing that somewhere.
Avatar 6:29pm khd:

yeh, once steveo said demon voice it clicked for me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Patty D:

I wonder if cigarette smokers started that rumor.
  6:29pm BH:

nothing like a rumor that amounts to "if you damage your lungs in a different way, covid can't damage your lungs"
  6:29pm spodiodi:

we've been calling for medical waste cleanup nearly daily anyway, mostly for things homeless people have discarded (incl. used masks, gloves, ointments, applicators, mattresses, and various other findings)
  6:30pm spodiodi:

and used kits, etc
  6:30pm spodiodi:

  6:31pm Earth Walker:

They say shoving cigarettes up your butt is a cure
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Patty D:

This guy is awesome.
  6:32pm spodiodi:

that's why Ken and Andy are giving away cigarettes
  6:33pm zippy:

you couldn't grow and dry the buds that fast since the virus broke out in america
Avatar 6:33pm Sketch:

I'm about to smoke a huge fuckin joint and eat half of a pizza
  6:34pm spodiodi:

zippy... dat name. cheers
  6:35pm zippy:

im named after mr zip the guy who invented zip codes, im gonna smoke 1 too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Mr. Pumpy:

Why does the same boring robot keep calling up?
  6:37pm spodiodi:

right on. you mentioned mr zip. and was shared by my beloved stuffed animal
Avatar 6:37pm khd:

this is ken too
Avatar 6:37pm Sketch:

Ok this is clearly ken
  6:37pm Earth Walker:

Beat it the cops !
Avatar 6:38pm Sketch:

  6:38pm Earth Walker:

Here come the fuzz here come the fuzz
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Hasn't that already been happening?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Patty D:

Whoa this is now TWO levels of meta.
  6:40pm zippy:

gonna need a lot of toilet paper with all this matzah going around
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

  6:40pm spodiodi:

has anyone run out of TP? i was down to one bar of soap until shoppin' 2 days back
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Dave in Vermont:

Michele took calls yesterday.
Avatar 6:42pm Sketch:

I'm pretty good on TP but I'm running out of rubbing alcohol. I like to keep a nice clean bong and it's pretty disturbing because wtf am I gonna do? I kind of feel irresponsible getting rubbing alcohol to clean my bong
  6:42pm nellies:

If I hear “be safe” one more time ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Patty D:

Anyone see Death of Stalin? It was great! It's on Netflix.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm queems:

my dad gave me rubbing alcohol that is green and smells like wintergreen and i'm like how are people supposed to know that this isn't listerine
Avatar 6:44pm Sketch:

I bet Listerine wouldn't be the worse thing to clean a bong with
  6:45pm Trenton Quarantino:

I have a great name but no content
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm queems:

that is probably true
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Dave in Vermont:

but you both touch the same balls
Avatar 6:45pm dale:

sketch - try dawn? if it's good enough for ducks in an oil slick it's good enough for a bong.
Avatar 6:45pm flashbazbo:

Lisetn to Dave in Vt
Avatar 6:46pm khd:

speaking for the WFMU listenership i can recommend san pellegrino bong hits
Avatar 6:47pm Sketch:

IDK if dawn is gonna really scrub out all that resin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm queems:

i told my boyfriend to stop coming to my house because his family isn't being appropriately vigilant. boy was he mad
Avatar 6:49pm Sketch:

I feel somewhat socially irresponsible taking precious rubbing alcohol and assigning it to cleaning my bong especially since I clean it daily
Avatar 6:50pm dale:

it has surfactants - give it a soak!
Avatar 6:50pm Sketch:

Damn I will!
Avatar 6:50pm khd:

what kind of stoner cleans their bong everyday
Avatar 6:51pm Sketch:

It's the only way I can get my wife to take a hit khd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Sean d:

Menthol bong smoke with Listerine in it
Avatar 6:52pm khd:

got it ;D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Mr. Pumpy:

@queems...sometimes you just gotta...
Avatar 6:52pm flashbazbo:

Lets meet next week here and discuss cleaning critical things without alcohol.
  6:54pm randoguy:

but I need to know how to clean things without alcohol now!
Avatar 6:55pm flashbazbo:

I'd go to joints but I'm using the rolling papers for tp.
  6:55pm spodiodi:

queems: i admire your dedication to staying healthy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm ultradamno:

Really letting Josh off the hook here...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Actually you can using Team Viewer or some sort of remote access app.
  6:56pm spodiodi:

you can see the dark side of the moon with team viewer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@queems - Hopefully, that will give him the impetus to get his family to clean up their act.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm queems:

@spodiodi i felt like a hypocrite because i went to drop off a frozen turkey at my mom's house for easter and she had set up chairs in the driveway like 15 feet apart so we sat there with masks on eating from across the driveway
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Having food delivered is not only legal it's encouraged.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm queems:

@ken fhp nah, he's going over to his aunt's house tomorrow to help her move furniture. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i'll see him in 2021
  6:58pm spodiodi:

that sounds appropriately cautious to me, queems
  6:59pm spodiodi:

thanks, Ken and Andy
Avatar 6:59pm dale:

nothing worse than having a sneezing fit in a full helmet on a motorcycle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm queems:

thanks various swamp monsters
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm chris:

thanks, Skel Ken and in-office Andy.
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