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Options April 8, 2020: Coronavirus Confessions

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Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:00pm ultradamno:

Ken! Andy! Delayed!
  6:01pm Dean:

I keep hearing, "The echo will go away." Over and over again.
Avatar 6:02pm khd:

go to hell
  6:02pm Androu B.:

WHOOPWHOOP!!! Hello Ken! Hello Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm Sebastian:

heya!
Avatar 6:02pm khd:

oh, nm, we're here already
Avatar 6:02pm Fredericks:

I like when Ken uses promise" correctly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm dale:

o love for john prine on this station.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm dale:

'no'
  Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm spodiodi:

7SD
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm ultradamno:

Prine's first review by Roger Ebert chicago.suntimes.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm Brian in UK:

There's light at the end of the tunnel. It is a train coming atcha.
  6:04pm Dean:

Half way there, as in Zeno's paradox half way.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm ultradamno:

Pulling for Marianne Faithfull now.
  6:05pm BH:

So Ken's not going to end up getting the NIH job in a few weeks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm brainiac:

Why is tonight different from all other nights?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm ultradamno:

Wasn't Deadly Statistics a new wave band in the 80s?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm Mr. Pumpy:

Ken, Andy, Everyone...howdy.
  6:06pm BH:

# of Covid19 deaths before it was discovered: 0
# of Covid19 deaths after it was discovered: close to 90k

So it is indeed possible that stats are causing this. Nate Silver better hide.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm dale:

that's a nifty review ultradamno!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm iiibeat:

The data collection for counting deaths is variable . . It seems like often times even if a death that is not directly related to coronavirus, it can be counted as a coronavirus death.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm Mr. Pumpy:

Andy's voice has even more of a nasal quality to it in this distance DJing. That never occurred to me as a possibility.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm iiibeat:

www.bbc.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm ultradamno:

Speaking of tribute album, Broken Hearts & Dirty Windows: Songs of John Prine is pretty good one including Those Darlins doing Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian.
  6:09pm choggie:

I just made a half gallon of Purell with aloe vera and Everclear
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm iiibeat:

Read that article that I linked . . About counting deaths . . 'Ascertainment bias' is an interesting concept.
  6:10pm choggie:

people are crazy I got a $100 tip the other night from a woman who I deliver the pizza to who said she didn't need the $1,200 check the government was going to send her
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm PMD:

I didn't know they made regular thermometers anymore. I was looking for one. Instead of the battery operated ones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

@ultradamno: I wasn't aware of the news about Marianne Faithfull!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm dale:

marianne's was reported a few days ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm ultradamno:

Inside the Life of John Prine getpocket.com...
  6:11pm BH:

this might be a rough call to make for the people who sound like the distorted voice without the distorter
  6:12pm Patty D:

Swing and a miss
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm dale:

are banks still open? are the guards freaking out every time someone walks in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm chris:

lol
  6:15pm Dean:

Thinking ahead, I wonder how folks will dress up for Halloween this year.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm Brian in UK:

How can you lose what you never had?
Avatar 6:17pm Motis:

Do you pair red or white wine with homeless guy?
  6:17pm queems:

i can’t hear anything anyone is saying so this should be better than usual
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm Dave in Vermont:

@Motis, a fine chianti
Avatar 6:18pm Motis:

@Dave Ah, of course. . . PFFT PFFT PFFT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm Mr. Pumpy:

I'll tell you what I miss, but you have to still disguise my voice!
Avatar 6:18pm khd:

GUILTY!
  6:20pm queems:

what the hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm melinda:

hi all
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm ultradamno:

What hotel do they stick you in? I have to assume some will give you the virus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

You might as well just have phone sex at that point
  6:22pm Dean:

It's called room service.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm melinda:

@dale I hear Becky will be doing a John Prine tribute show tonight.
Avatar 6:22pm Motis:

Ken needs to stop having ideas and just let Andy do his show
Avatar 6:23pm Motis:

Stop spreading the malicious rumor that John Prine has died! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JOHN PRINE CANNOT EVER DIE.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm dale:

thanks melinda! i'll stick around.
  6:24pm BH:

"I ran in the woods today"
(Governor Phil Murphy would like to know your location)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I went out a couple of times without a mask. I have one now, however.
  6:25pm choggie:

there's more spit involved with hate speech
  6:25pm queems:

uhhh we’re allowed to exercise
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm Handy Haversack:

Most of the people walking by my window were maskless today. Kate went running (masked) and says her observations were about 30 percent of people were wearing them.
  6:26pm choggie:

he infected all the squirrels and deer he came into contact with
  Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm spodiodi:

deffo essential
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm ultradamno:

The stay at home order here seems very, very loose. But then, I haven't really tested it since all there is to do is buy food.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Halfway in and no toilet paper hoarders?
  6:27pm queems:

i don’t wear a mask when i go for walks, but i walk alone and usually don’t see many people
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm melinda:

@Ken from HP I scored a 6-pack of toilet paper the other day even though I already had 3 rolls at home. Does that count?
  6:28pm choggie:

I wonder who infected those poor tigers at the Bronx Zoo? Maybe someone spit at the Tigers
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm dale:

peons from retail establishments are really susceptible. they don't work enough hours at one place to get unemployment and have to go in and expose themselves.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm melinda:

@queems same here
  6:28pm queems:

@choggie i think i read that one of the handlers was an asymptomatic positive
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm ultradamno:

I saw an clickbait article the other day that seemed to suggest people weren't really hoarding toilet paper, it's just people are shitting at home now and not in their office buildings, so they're buying more to compensate. I would like to take this person to a Wal-Mart here.
  6:29pm choggie:

Everclear in aloe vera makes great hand sanitizer plus it's drinkable
  6:29pm queems:

@melinda i think it’s only necessary in situations where you’re like in a store
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm melinda:

@ultradamno I saw that too, another smarty pants with a dumb take.
  6:31pm Androu B.:

Hey Ken, I've got a feeling that guy who sounds like he's talking through a Harmonizer could be one of the featured voices on "Crank Yankers". (The show's been revived by Comedy Central.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm mariano:

No more toilet paper shortage here in New Orleans, looks like the panic is over.
  Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm spodiodi:

was his name Ken?
Avatar 6:32pm Motis:

@mariano Because everyone there is dead
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm melinda:

@queems yeah, I wear one in stores but out in the open people around here are mostly good at distancing. Also the mask or cloth doesn't allow for deep breathing, which is part of a good walk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm ultradamno:

The last time I went to Kroger there was plenty of toilet paper, but there hasn't been ramen for awhile. Ramen is the new toilet paper.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm melinda:

@ultradamno ouch
  6:34pm queems:

@melinda exactly! i can’t imagine not getting good breaths in for that long
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm dale:

is this sasquatch walking through the woods?
  6:35pm Androu B.:

Can anyone out there confirm any shortages of canned chicken soup? (Just wondering.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm melinda:

@queems I wore a bandit-style cloth to shop last week and the muffled breathing made me feel anxious, and anxiety is bad for immunity. Trade-offs!
  6:35pm MJ:

I miss doing lines off of toilet handles
Avatar 6:36pm Motis:

@MJ: Lines of ramen?
  6:38pm queems:

i hate saliva, sign me up
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Mr. Pumpy:

I bought 4 gallons of water at ShopRite. This is 2 gallons above the per customer/per day maximum.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm Mr. Pumpy:

However, two were distilled...and only used for the humidifier reservoir in my 74 year old father's C-PAP machine. Still...I was waiting for someone to give me shit, but...self checkout!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm Nick the Bard:

I bought stuff at the 7-11 when it was open during the curfew time
Avatar 6:40pm Huge:

That's Pamela!
  6:40pm BH:

the whole limiting of places to go thing sorta causes an unintended consequence of putting more people in some places than usual
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

I have considered going to the early senior hour shopping as I am almost fully gray, but I am not yet even 60.
  6:42pm Dean:

I lit a bag of dog poop on fire on somebody's porch and rang the bell. Then I stood six feet away while the occupant answered the door and stomped on the bag to put out the fire.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm melinda:

I haven't been able to find distilled water.
  6:44pm choggie:

somebody who works in City Hall found your earbuds and now they belong to them
  6:44pm queems:

i can’t find baking powder anywhere for some reason
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm chris:

i don't even need to sign for booze deliveries anymore, and these people are still carding folks? bastards!
  6:44pm choggie:

maybe your earbuds are in the mayor's desk drawer
Avatar 6:45pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi gang of misfits!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm Mr. Pumpy:

One thing I did do...and I feel like a dick...I was staying at my home one night (I'm living at my dad's for numerous reasons when it comes to his health) and I went out to several places late at night just to be a goddamn gavone! At around midnight I went to 7-11 and McDonalds...just to go home and chow down on a bunch of shit topped off by a fucking shamrock shake! What a douche. I was careful, but still. I haven't been going anywhere other than the 1 time a week to get groceries/meds...and then that! I would go out even less if it weren't for the fact that my father's kidney disease requires he have fresh foods regularly. Thank you for listening, for I done fucked up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm ultradamno:

Here they legally have to card you no matter how obviously of legal age you are, and we're still dry on Sundays. It's annoying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Holding one's breath while the mask is off for a moment shouldn't hurt.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm dale:

mr pumpy. but shamrock shake....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm Mr. Pumpy:

melinda...it is not easy to come by. I had to go to two ShopRites yesterday, but only because about ten items were hard to get. the first ShopRite had one jug left, but it was punctured. The ShopRite in Nutley, NJ had quite a good deal of distilled water. Although...you may live in another sate for all I know!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm chris:

but, KFHP, its an opportunity to accidentally touch your face with an icky paw if you move your mask around.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm melinda:

@Mr. Pumpy I'm in Maine. Tomorrow I'll try the drugstore and supermarket in the next town over, the Shaw's there always seems kind of dead so I'm hoping they'll have better stocks.
  6:50pm queems:

i might try to double stick tape my mask to the bridge of my nose so it doesn’t slide down next time i go out
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm Nick the Bard:

i bought an entire case of single serve spam, but no one even said anything about it
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm melinda:

@Nick must not be a hot ticket item
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Any toilet paper hoarding/fighting at Veronica's household?
Avatar 6:51pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hey Queemsies, what kind of tape are you planning to use? And is it okay to use silk scarves for masks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm WFMU listener WADE:

joggers blow snot rockets
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm Nick the Bard:

@melinda - it usually is, but, i think we may have kept a lot of the shoplifters out since we don't have a lot of what people are looking for (and i've nearly yelled at people for asking for the same stuff, but, oh well)
  6:54pm Barbie:

Hey Ken thanks for holding things together at the station. So glad the station is on the air.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm joe mulligan:

those are more hypoxia symptoms!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm melinda:

A non-respirator mask is better than nothing, and does offer some protection from others. They told us at first that masks were pointless to keep them more available for medical workers.
  6:55pm queems:

hey @buddha, i’m not sure what kind of tape i have in my house! as long as it is sticky on both sides it should work. and i’m not sure about silk- i’ve heard that tightly woven cotton is best
  6:56pm nellies:

So many sheeple
  6:56pm queems:

yeah the guidance on masks has been inconsistent at best, and a detriment overall
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm chris:

my understanding of the mask wearing is to reduce the risks of asymptomatic folks from spreading the virus. n95 masks, six feet apart and shelter in place if possible all work better at preventing one from catching the virus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm Mr. Pumpy:

Sheeple, where?! They good eating!
Avatar 6:57pm JohnEBGood:

Keep a tight ass
Peace
  6:57pm Androu B.:

@queems

There is an alternative: go to any drugstore and look for these tiny pads that are meant for the place beneath eyeglasses where the bridge of the nose would go. They should work just as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:57pm Mr. Pumpy:

Andy only knows how to make a deposit for the masturbation club.
  6:57pm Dean:

Another rationale for the mask (as for goggles) is to learn to avoid touching with hands.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm dale:

wanted to hear what ken was seeing on the street vs. andy in his gated mansion.
  6:58pm queems:

@androu good call!! i might actually have some of those!
Avatar 6:58pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Thanks Queems! Have a great night folks! And thanks Ken for all you do.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm Lizardner Dave 2:

I thought the ear buds would be next to Ken's boiler.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm ultradamno:

I'm using my hand as a surgical mask.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm Mr. Pumpy:

queems...the federal guidance on everything has been buggered!
  Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm spodiodi:

thanks, Ken and Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm Dave in Vermont:

thank you thank you
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm chris:

thanks, Ken and Andy!
  6:59pm Rachael:

Just want to point out that Air Bud is a 90s movie about a dog that plays basketball and what those things are really called is Air Pods
  7:00pm Androu B.:

Thank You Ken & Andy. Fun show today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm ultradamno:

And Spooky Buddies is a sequel with puppies that are ghosts for a period of the film.
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