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Options January 15, 2020: Which Parent Do You Love More?

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  6:00pm Adam West Coaster:

Long time listener. Love the show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm -Ken:

Hi there Adam!
Avatar 6:02pm dale:

what if your parents are dead? asking for a friend....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm ultradamno:

Half of mine are...the good half.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm ultradamno:

I just got a robocall informing me my social security number has been suspended and I need to talk to them to get it reinstated. Meh. It was nice having one this long, time to wing it off the grid from now on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Trans parents are not complicated. You can see right through them.
  6:06pm Adam West Coaster:

Hi Ken! My favorite parent is Beth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm full metal monkey:

Hello Ken, Andy and the peanut gallery
Avatar 6:08pm dale:

shouldn't you ask about who you had the sex talk with or something about freshness?
  6:08pm queems:

sexist assumption smken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm ultradamno:

That's certainly not true of my sister and our horrible dad.
Avatar 6:09pm dale:

ultra - you better call and tell them your social just to confirm....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm full metal monkey:

Shouldn’t you guys start this off by telling us who you love more
  6:10pm morphe':

Almost could not leave wnyc - some corrupt Bklyn politician said "I AM TRANSPARENT... IF I WAS MORE TRANSPARENT>>> I'D BE IN MY UNDERWEAR.. SHOULD I TAKE OFF MY UNDERWEAR???" SOUNDS LIKE ANDY'S
UNCLE?? BROTHER
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm ultradamno:

Dale, Yeah, better safe than sorry. What could the down side be
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Handy Haversack:

DEMON!! DEMON!! CAST IT OUT!!
  6:11pm queems:

i love my parents separate but equal
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm common:

Going all the way here
  6:13pm morphe':

Father Bad = https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2011/aug/17/edward-st-aubyn-interview
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm ultradamno:

The standard set by the bible for fatherhood is a willingness to cut a baby in half and to make up stories about what your daughters did in that cave after their mom "turned to salt"...so it's a little easier to come of good in that role.
  6:14pm Wilson in SO:

Could be a new low, just in terms of being so insanely depressing
Avatar 6:14pm dale:

can't you give these guys a squeaky woman's voice to throw us off?
  6:14pm morphe':

This is possibly not going to be a funny show???
  6:15pm queems:

was that a child
  6:16pm queems:

i’m not sure if i’m ready for the impending emotional trauma
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm ultradamno:

Maybe helium would be a better choice for the subject matter than demon.
  6:17pm Patty D:

Rat Rape: The Andy Breckman Story.
Avatar 6:18pm dale:

'back door daddy' - on netflix coming in 2021.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm ultradamno:

He would have noticed if it was an all albino cast.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm full metal monkey:

Can someone look out the side window and see if the wheels are still on this bus
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

ultradamno:
Spot-on for Lot, but you've got the halved-baby story wrong: Solomon discovered that one woman was _not_ the mother—or just might have been an unfit one—by _her_ willingness to see the babe cut in two, there's no indication that Solom actually intended to do any such thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm PigeonsAndRust:

I like how a sincere attempt to be heartwarming just totally went the opposite way
  6:21pm queems:

PAM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm ultradamno:

As long as a baby gets nearly bisected, I'm good.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm melinda:

hi everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Please lower and otherwise alter the voice to the 'demon' state Ken uses for some of his own show's back-announcements…as that just felt _evil_ to do.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm PigeonsAndRust:

I was a posthumous child, so do I pick my mother or am I disqualified?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm PMD:

Danger, if that was you, you need to be more painful
Avatar 6:24pm JakeGould:

@PigeonsAndRust: Really? Wow.
Avatar 6:24pm herb.nyc:

David Newgarden was at union pool, last month. For Slumberland 30th bday. / oh Andy, and his misunderstanding of Hamilton. He should go out more. As for the raping and raping, Andy didn't take Tex Antoine's advice?
Avatar 6:24pm dale:

herro merinda.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm ultradamno:

A friend's mom had some local kids, friends of my friend's younger brother, try to pull that "mom" crap on her. It did not fly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm PMD:

yay! Danger!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm queems:

where did danger even come from
Avatar 6:26pm herb.nyc:

Charlie Brown was asked this very question, and he goes "well, uh..." and the 2 girls say "good old wishy washy Charlie Brown".
Avatar 6:26pm dale:

i'm gonna say my dad because my mom was a whore. i think that's reason enough.
Avatar 6:26pm βrian:

"Danger comes from other planets."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm ultradamno:

queems, I'm assuming the highway, the one to the danger zone (I'm pretty sure it's two lanes)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm ultradamno:

dale, not if she was one of those with a heart of gold.
Avatar 6:27pm JakeGould:

Donald Anger = D. Anger = Danger
Avatar 6:27pm dale:

we need to close out the show with kenny loggins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm PMD:

Yeah, parent name their favorite child. Or has that been done.
  6:28pm Adam West Coaster:

Daisy..Daisy...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm adampsyche:

you are freaking out, man
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm PigeonsAndRust:

Oh boy
Avatar 6:28pm dale:

ultra - no, a heart of vitriol and bile and cheap well drinks at the gin mill.
  6:28pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi gang of misfits and bon vivants!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm queems:

i feel like i'm in hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm ultradamno:

Really, fun with effects. That's what we've come to?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm PMD:

It's so stupid but I love the imitation of a dial tone joke
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm queems:

@ultradamno good assumption
Avatar 6:29pm dale:

the gum chewing isn't altered for some reason.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm full metal monkey:

Yeah the wheels are off the bus
Avatar 6:29pm dale:

herro buddha of disturbia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm ultradamno:

dale, If I read that on the back cover of a novel, I'd read the whole thing immediately.
Avatar 6:30pm Dr. Goot:

This is killing me, nice one chaps!
Avatar 6:30pm dale:

i'll see if i can write it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm PigeonsAndRust:

Everyone should call their loved ones into the room to listen so they can question what's wrong with us
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm full metal monkey:

I’m starting to question my own tastes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm PMD:

Eeyore
Avatar 6:32pm JakeGould:

You can tell they have parent issues because of how much time they are spending doing this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm ifeelfatnsassy:

This is a spectacularly bad episode. I love it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm PigeonsAndRust:

Oh, and for good measure, the first computer to sing was an IBM 7094 in 1961. It inspired HAL youtu.be...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm full metal monkey:

This is just above dead air
Avatar 6:35pm dale:

it takes real talent to mimic a busy signal though.
Avatar 6:35pm Dr. Goot:

Yeah, I think they jumped the shark after the woods joke...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm PigeonsAndRust:

I'd like to see who can whistle the intercept tones
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm adampsyche:

just above dead air is my drag name
Avatar 6:37pm dale:

i hate father time more than mother nature.
  6:37pm morphe':

Speaking of proNouns.. ye are giving yourselves away with yer pronouns
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm queems:

they should do this every week
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm melinda:

haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm common:

Great!
  6:39pm morphe':

sounds like Andy is working on SPACEBALLS II
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What does gum chewing sound like with the evil translator applied?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm ultradamno:

Twenty more minutes. God help us all.
  6:41pm nellies:

Who do you love more, Ken or Andy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm PigeonsAndRust:

Is this what acid is like? I've never taken psychedelics
Avatar 6:42pm dale:

it sounds like evil gum - that garlic flavored trick gum that turns your mouth black.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm ultradamno:

No, this is straight ketamine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm adampsyche:

this is how i must sound yelping for coffee in the morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm PMD:

the slowed down voices enable the jokes to linger. like a good fart
  6:43pm Adam West Coaster:

This is like a book I saw once.
Avatar 6:43pm dale:

acid sounds like you dumped all the words in a blender and chopped them up and dumped them out n a newly arranged order.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Kelly Jones:

What would this sound like to someone who accidentally tuned to 91.1FM and had no idea who these two twat waffles are? #BestShowEver
  6:44pm morphe':

I am glad I am not on LSD - last visit 1974..
This is truly scary.. canna' finish my quesadilla y avocado ...
that has never happened before..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm melinda:

@PMD exactly!
Avatar 6:45pm dale:

i LIKE this - a caller laments someone that hurt them and ken and andy call said person and confront them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Asheville Jon:

oooh, this would be a great show topic: guess someone's phone number
Avatar 6:46pm dale:

pmd - my cat farts like that in bed.
  6:46pm morphe':

Reminds me of a super old show when Andy called and fired band members...
It is so obvious who is Andy and who is Ken!!!!!!!!!!
14 minutes of pain..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm PigeonsAndRust:

Thanks, Ultradamno and Dale. I knew someone could enlighten me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm PMD:

i love the meatloaf joke that could be a show who makes the better food
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm ultradamno:

Anyone remember The Land of Gorch on SNL? That's what this is reminding of.. 4.bp.blogspot.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm woj:

this is a damn good meatloaf
Avatar 6:48pm dale:

i only did it once so my mileage may vary. but i was convinced i could fly off that fire escape....
Avatar 6:48pm JakeGould:

@KellyJones: Haha! “Twat Waffles!” Hahahaha!
  6:49pm David K:

no more I'm begging you
  6:50pm morphe':

Scratching myself like Jim Carroll in upper Manhattan far removed
from a fix....Cockaroaches craving all over me
  6:50pm beej:

Marvin the Paranoid Android
  6:50pm Adam West Coaster:

Never. No!
Avatar 6:51pm JakeGould:

Dane Jerr
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm full metal monkey:

They should end this show with nothing more then 5 straight minutes of an air raid siren
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm ultradamno:

Looking forward to the Nurse With Wound remix of that last call. It will be a mindfuck
  6:52pm morphe':

Kelly??? This is Arnan's Da..
Hope all is well
  6:52pm Patty D:

Andy what left a worse taste in your mouth? This show or your father?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm G:

Which of her mommies does Heather like better?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm ultradamno:

Blue shirt, Heather is freezing red shirt out. www.trbimg.com...
  6:56pm morphe':

Patty D - told a terrible joke on the freezing cold FMU schooner trip -
How do you know yer father is.....
READ LYNN TILLMAN..she wrote the joke ..
Also wrote the screenplay about Francis Farmer and the illegal
lobotomy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Kelly Jones:

Hi Arnan's Da....
  6:56pm Danger:

Andy@bathroomfantasies.net
  6:57pm st Joe:

hey my Android app crashed three times during the show Ken I think that's a new record!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm PigeonsAndRust:

Everyone who stayed til now deserves a good night!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm woj:

oh to be the person tuning into 7sd for the first time tonight!
Avatar 6:59pm dale:

good show despite it not being one.
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