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Playlist for 11 December 2019 Options | Take The Day Off

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Flex Unger  Why Are We Fighting?   Options Self Titled EP 
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Bill McClintock  Gimmee Shelter Baby   Options  
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Negativland  Mounting The Puppy   Options True False 
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Thought Process  It Wont Be Long   Options Public Works 
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DJ Female Convict Scorpion  I'll Hurt Al Hirt   Options Stanford Wednesday 
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Yukihiro Takahashi 高橋幸宏  Volare   Options Saravah! 
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Fred Lane and His Disheveled Monkeybiters  Icepick To The Moon   Options Title Track 
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Alvarius B.  I'll Carry Your Dwarf   Options With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven 
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Shintaro Sakamoto  Boat   Options Boat / Dear Future Person 
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100 Flowers   Fascist Groove Thing   Options  
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Roxy Pain  Careless Whispers (radio edit)   Options  
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Juana Molina   Un Dia Punk   Options  
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Life   Good Health   Options A Picture of Good Health    *   0:51:53 (Pop‑up)
Sunshine  Narcoleptic Feedback   Options Necromance 
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Turing Machine  (Got My) Rock Pants On   Options A New Machine For Living 
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Brix and the Extricated  Waterman   Options Super Blood Wolf Moon 
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Moon Duo  Flying   Options Stars Are The Light 
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Robert Wyatt  Heaps of Sheep   Options  
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Hana Vu  Outside   Options Nicole Kidding / Anne Hanaweigh 
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Mall Muzak  Carl Finch   Options Sounds From True Stories      1:31:25 (Pop‑up)
Young Marble Giants  Click Talk   Options Colossal Youth 
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Rubber Band Players  Little Rubber Boy   Options  
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Tragedy  You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch   Options A Christmas Holiday Party Mix      1:41:22 (Pop‑up)
The Sunwatchers and Eugene Chadbourne  This Ain't No Picnic   Options  
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Big Blood  I Have Known Love   Options The Daughter's Union 
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The Billy Nayer Show  Party   Options The American Astronaut 
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Sam Heat  Party Blues   Options Blue Moments 
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Ani Cordero  Al Machete   Options Title Track    *   2:07:50 (Pop‑up)
Los Guapos Sensibles  Bigoton   Options  
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Los Pirañas  Palermo's Grunch   Options Historia Natural 
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Mueran Hermanos  El Circulo   Options Miseress 
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Carl Shook  A Broadcaster's Prayer   Options Twisted Tales from the Vinyl Wastelands: Volume 10 
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God  Silent Night 2001   Options  
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Justin Vivian Bond  Somebody's House Always Burns At Christmas   Options  
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Patton Oswalt  My Christmas Memory   Options  
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The Chipmunks  Institutionalized   Options  
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Patsy Cline  I Love You So Much It Hurts   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 7:43am AnAnonymousParty:

GM all, getting here early is walking into a bakery right when they open but haven't put things out yet. You can smell the promise of good treats in the air, but there's only a couple of prune danish left over from yesterday on the shelf.
  8:05am FקFק (:

Good metaphor, AAP. That reminds me when I made that big mistake of entering a bakery right when they opened and, believe me, you don't wanna know about how Mr Baker makes the donut holes.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:08am -Ken:

Morning AAP, f0f0. I like the donut factory metaphor. Wish I had a donut..
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:36am Hugo (NL):

hi there!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:36am -Ken:

Helloooo HUGO!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:40am Hugo (NL):

Do you take requests today? Justin Vivian Bond (Kiki)- Somebody's House Always Burns at Christmas
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:40am Hugo (NL):

Or did Krampus already left the leaking building?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:42am Hugo (NL):

or almost cut my hair ;-)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:44am -Ken:

Good idea Hugo! I love her
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am steveo:

morning! this flex unger is like a dream i h ad once
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:03am sydnius:

If we allow Ken to end the 60s again… will we be in the 70s again?
Avatar 9:03am northguineahills:

@sydniud:only if we're lucky....
Avatar 9:04am northguineahills:

errr...sydnius….
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am strangegait:

my kid told me last night she doesn't think the 70s actually happened. I was at a loss...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am melinda:

morning Ken
  9:06am morphe':

The fellow killed at Altamont just happened to be African Amer? Never knew that... death goes on!!!
Avatar 9:07am Jeff Moore:

"Altamonty: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"
Avatar 9:08am northguineahills:

I'd be like Marty McFly from Back to the Future if the 70s didn't happen, that's when I was born.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am G:

In case you haven't already seen this...

dangerousminds.net...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am Juliette from Harding:

Oohh, that was fantastic!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:09am AnAnonymousParty:

Guitar solo from Van Halen 'Hear about it Later'.
Avatar 9:09am PKNY:

Genius work of inserting that Van Halen solo from "Fair Warning" for this Stone/Rick James mashup!
  9:15am morphe':

Never noticed the dog crossing the stage nor the naked woman fighting her way to the stage....
  9:15am FקFק (:

You look much younger as Krampus, Ken! Is there any video footage available of the War against Xmas special?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:16am AnAnonymousParty:

So how long before Krampus becomes part of the Marvel universe?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:19am Andrew_in_WI:

Love DJFCS. Used to buy his cdrs at Aquarius in San Francisco. RIP
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:19am AnAnonymousParty:

Or "Merry Christmas from Frankenstein, Tonto, Tarzan and Krampus"?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:21am -Ken:

f0f0, no, no video. Next Year
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am Webhamster Henry:

Hi Ken and Wednesday Timeslot KenSluts!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am Rich in Washington:

Ooo! I just got my copy of this yesterday! New Fred Lane!
  9:25am FקFק (:

Bummer, Ken! Defining historical moments like that can't just go unvideoed.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:27am Hugo (NL):

even dwarfs started small!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am zopa:

Yes you will.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am zopa:

Yes you are.
  9:30am FקFק (:

I once had a car accident while carrying a dwarf. It might sounds funny but it wasn't.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:31am sphere:

I was born in 1970. If the 70s never existed, I have a real problem.
  9:35am LiXiviated Life:

Ken & co.
Hello
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am steveo:

i was born in 1970; i was going to do the we're closer to [future year] than we are to 1970 thing but it was too depressing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am strangegait:

true, @sphere. I was born in '69, so I don't know what it means for me. was I 1yr old until 1980?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am ParUbi:

Good morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39am Webhamster Henry:

Nice Mohonk shoutout!
  9:41am Hunter S. Thompson:

The Hell's Angels aren't so bad once you get to know them.
Avatar 9:43am northguineahills:

I forgot HST and Ken Kesey had so much in common....
  9:46am Colleen:

YES YES YES YES
  9:49am Dave from Brooklyn:

I'm still guffawing over"Jewfro!"
  9:49am iiibeat:

Did he say "shave my butt" when last on mic??
  9:49am Brendan:

Stinky feet have got no rhythm
  9:49am Sam:

This jewfro this jewfro this jewfro must dye
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:50am sphere:

Didn't the Hell's Angels beat the hell out of HST at the end of Thompson's book?
  9:52am Sam:

Apparently Google is raising an entire generation of fascist monkeys. My question is what will they be used for?
  9:54am Colin in Durham, England:

I don’t want to jinx it but I love that you didn’t start with half an hour of terrible covers of songs I don’t like.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:55am TheLoneliestMonk:

No donut shops in JC, Ken?
What a weird place that town has turned into
Avatar 9:56am βrian:

Strange how the sound drops out from time to time. Ahem.
  9:56am Dave from Brooklyn:

Sphere,yes. Just finished the book. Loved Alan Ginsburg's letter to those who liked to beat up anti-war protesters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:57am TheLoneliestMonk:

@sphere yes, and barger forbade any other angels to speak to him
  9:58am FקFק (:

If that's true, Sam, I'm joining the Winged F*king Monkeys Uhlala-résistance (WFMU)
  9:59am Hunter S. Thompson:

Yes, I got stomped, but I was being a whiny bitch and deserved it. Protocol is important to observe with the Angels.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:02am Lixiviated Life:

Kinney,
Can you please post more nazi monkey GIFs?
Avatar 10:02am βrian:

Those are similar to Fighting Trousers.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:03am Lixiviated Life:

Kinney!
Looks like you rocked your socks off.
  10:03am hey buddy:

I donated $50 for the October fundraiser specifically so I could hear Sammy Hagar at the beginning of Matt’s show; JK; that’s hilarious Matt is getting bothered!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03am Webhamster Henry:

I guess you rocked your socks off.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:04am Lixiviated Life:

Affirmative
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04am rsj:

I knew short pants were cool
  10:06am Listener Robert:

OK, you made me come here to see your rock pants in action. Meanwhile, is that ani-GIF at the top a detail from Fearless Vampire Killers?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:07am AnAnonymousParty:

Well, you got your Rock Capri pants on, anyway.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:07am Asheville Jon:

geez, those "rock pants" are rather nerdy.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:08am Lixiviated Life:

but... they’re “slim fit”
Avatar 10:10am βrian:

It used to be that geeks were pencil-necked. Now they're pencil-legged. Go figure.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:10am AnAnonymousParty:

Proper Rock Pants™ are made of leather, and have unexplained stains and holes in them and smell funky -and not in a good way.
  10:10am BnowB:

Waterman.. this song has been on heavy rotation on my phone ;)
  10:10am Listener Robert:

Security at Monty reminds me of something my friend Bob B. said Sunday night: that Trump has biker clubs in his support and could use them for security at his second inauguration.

I gotta head out soon to investigate a rapid brake fluid leak in my 1998 Dodge Neon.
Avatar 10:14am βrian:

Is that lovely creature a flying fox?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:14am -Ken:

It's a Flying Squirrel
  10:15am Sam:

Cutest thing ever!
Avatar 10:16am βrian:

Beautiful markings.
  10:16am Sam:

After Putin kissing the doggy
Avatar 10:16am northguineahills:

@Listener Robert: Like the Putin biker support gang in Russia, the Wolf Pack?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:16am Lixiviated Life:

Station Manager Ken,
I rise to a point of order!
Avatar 10:17am northguineahills:

a sugar glider.....
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:17am -Ken:

Yes, those Flying Squirrels are apparently quite gullible.
  10:17am Sam:

So that's where sheep twinkies come from
  10:17am FקFק (:

C'mon, people! It's neither a fox nor a squirrel. It's a flying penguin.
  10:19am Brendan:

Flying squirrels crave human blood so be careful
  10:19am Sam:

Everyone craves human blood
  10:20am johnzo:

this is great... phone wont lemme clicky star for some reason haha
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:21am Lixiviated Life:

I move that we suspend the rules and consider a motion to display only marsupial GIFs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am Phillippe Bastille:

Hana Vu sounding great
  10:24am Sam:

How about sheep-sheep-marsupial-sheep-sheep-marsupial
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:25am Lixiviated Life:

I second the motion. .
All in favor?
  10:25am Sam:

And monkeys with extremist ideologies are always welcome.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:25am Beast of Boonton:

The little creature is a 'sugar glider'
  10:26am johnzo:

Ken Im gonna send you some stickers for random bands in Detroit one of these days
  10:27am iiibeat:

Pants made of rock? Like . . Stone. Granite.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am coelacanth∅:

yes argentinian
  10:28am iiibeat:

Sounds . . HARD to walk in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am coelacanth∅:

good morning Ken and all
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am ParUbi:

Hi Coel!
  10:29am Sam:

Oooh I love when Andy is alone and a-scared!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29am steveo:

does andy have a license?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:29am Asheville Jon:

oh boy, i'll be calling in support of you tonight Ken!
Avatar 10:30am Roberto:

Yeah I think I can predict the outcome right now.
  10:30am Enriquito of The Cranford:

Dear Ken, is it truly ever too late to put out a punk rock record? Have you seen what’s going on in Argentina right now?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:30am coelacanth∅:

hey Ubi!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:30am Andrew_in_WI:

What does engineering involve? Something with trains, right?
  10:30am Sam:

Can you also slip some acid into Andy's chewing gum before the show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:31am ɨkɛ:

But Ken, you're funnier without Andy. Andy flailing around aimlessly doesn't sound funny at all, but if you have a blank slate without Andy around to screw it up, you'll probably do something entertaining.
  10:32am FקFק (:

What I like about Juana Molina's Un Dia Punk (A Punk Day) is when she says "I'm going to move to the middle of country side, and I'm going to wake up early". Yes. If only Sex Pistols had this new Punk attitude Sid Vicious would be a happy pig famer today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34am ParUbi:

Juana Molina is amazing! Something wonderful is in the water in Argentina to account for her and Borges
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am coelacanth∅:

but would the pigs be okay?
  10:37am FקFק (:

I don't know the punk scence in Argentina but without a doubt, the NUMBER ONE punk song in the world right now is "El Violador en Tu Camino" from the Chilean girls from LasTesis. It was "released" two weeks ago and it is now a global anthem all over.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:38am Ken From Hyde Park:

Any Swedish death metal going out today to Time Magazine's Person of the Year Greta Thunberg?
  10:38am johnzo:

ike you may be on to something! Im gonna listen to the Flailing Andy show just out of curiosity but if it sucks Im switching to the Drummer Stream
  10:39am FקFק (:

Did I say Punk scence? HA! I meant to say Punfk scene.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am Guido from Cologne:

I was about to say "sounds like Young Marble Giants".
It's not on the original album.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am steveo:

is there, like, planet-death metal?
Avatar 10:41am Jeff Moore:

I heard this song and rushed to the Internet to clicky-star it... and then saw that it was Young Marble Giants and was all, "I already know I like them! I thought I was about to learn something new."
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:41am JtotheK:

I was hoping for rubber band music today. This is terrific. Hi Ken, hi everyone!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:42am JtotheK:

The only other rubber band music I'm familiar with is Bootsy Collins and his Rubber Band & Funkateers.
Avatar 10:42am Roberto:

Eels can actually be quite charming.
  10:43am FקFק (:

Never heard this Bee Gees tune being covered by Tragedy.
Avatar 10:43am Jeff Moore:

That's a 12-meter pole, BTW.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:44am Vanessa bikes:

I need to buy this record.
Avatar 10:45am βrian:

I thought Woo Lae Oak (Carl Stone) was done with rubber bands, but I can't corroborate that.
  10:46am FקFק (:

coelacanth∅,

The pigs would be ok. It is the sheeps that should be worried about him. Not for nothing they call him Sheep Vicious.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46am Carmichael:

@Jeff, how does that translate into miles?
Avatar 10:47am Jeff Moore:

Fewer.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:47am Ken From Hyde Park:

Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48am DocBlueDog:

A Minutemen cover. So epic. Thanks.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:48am sphere:

Guess Carl likes Korean food. There are two Korean restaurants named Woo Lae Oak--one in NYC and another outside of DC (Tysons Corner).
  10:48am tvtvyvby:

I seen Eugene Chadbourne in Chattanooga and Asheville,NC
  10:49am FקFק (:

The Ain't No Picnic sounds like 4 different songs in one. I guess that's what happen when the recording studio rent is damn too high.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:49am sphere:

oh yeah and another Woo Lae Oak in Seoul.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:50am Andrew Waterloo:

I have Eugene's book. I bought it a couple years ago when he played Hamilton. It's very thick with very small writing and small margins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am Bobby:

That Minutemen cover was bananas
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51am Bobby:

Good bananas
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51am Phillippe Bastille:

Love the Big Blood!
Avatar 10:52am Hubig Pie:

Señor Grinch is the bad banana
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:52am sphere:

covering the Silver Apples is pretty bold.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am coelacanth∅:

FקFק haha!
@10.46

those poor sheep
Avatar 10:53am Rev. Turnip Druid:

th'BLOOD.
Avatar 10:53am Rev. Turnip Druid:

also: hello.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:53am -Ken:

Yes Bobby, it was downright krackers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am coelacanth∅:

FקFק you have the weirdest thing going on with your present moniker! (i'm sure you know!)
  10:56am Brendan:

@Ken,
A few seconds of Yakety Sax at 11 would be most appropriate.oh and accompanied by you eating your morning apple. We haven’t heard that in awhile.
  The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:56am Walt:

Just noticed on the terrific Big Blood song that there is a droning sound like a vacuum cleaner coming from the left channel. Cooool.
Avatar 10:56am Roberto:

My office party is tomorrow. This is my favorite party tune!
Avatar 10:57am Roberto:

It's good when you get startyed out.
  10:58am Sam:

The best parties are the ones where you throw your head back and say "Party!"
  10:59am FקFק (:

Excuse me, Mr Billy Nayer. Excuse me! This is not that kind of party. No es ese tipo de fiesta.
  11:00am FקFק (:

coelacanth∅,

I would love to know! Wait. Or maybe not. I'm scared now. What does it mean?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am zopa:

You've got some nerve, Krampus. Playing Yakkity Sax. Keep rubbing it in.
  11:01am Brendan:

Thanks.. that was a nice few seconds of remembrance of the liberation.
  11:01am FקFק (:

Party Blues. That's the tipo de fiesta I like!!
  11:02am Brendan:

This ain’t no party, its a disco.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am Michele with One "L":

I love Party Blues.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:06am steveo:

this is probably foolin' around
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:06am Asheville Jon:

how about playing some Gary Wilson? he has a fine christmas album
  11:06am Sam:

Je suis parti!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am Irwin:

Sam Heat is Sami Helle, bass player of Finnish punk band Pertti Kurikan Nimipäivät. en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09am coelacanth∅:

FקFק i copy (for pasting purposes) then paste (for posting purposes) but the text begins after the 3rd character, before the 4th.
i found i could only type without it starting 3/4 way through your identity was to hit enter (so starting a line down)
i copied again (to see) to post to tell you and same thing, only i could get beyond it by hitting "space". without hitting space it once again would've started 3/4 way through your moniker.
- i figured you were playing tricks! fancy ones.
  11:09am FקFק (:

Thanks, Irwin. I think I'm going to hell for mocking mr Sam Heat.
  11:10am Sam:

This should be Andy's alone in the studio theme music
  11:11am Brendan:

Careful with that machete Eugenio
  11:12am Brendan:

Christmas machete music is so peaceful
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am coelacanth∅:

big blood dontrustheruin.bandcamp.com... give 'em some money if you can!
  11:13am FקFק (:

coelacanth∅,

But please don't blame me. It's my Font stylist fault! She is the one that chooses what I'm going to wear for my moniker every single Wednesday.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

Mild panic this morning when I thought I lost my new safety orange WFMU stocking cap. Great relief to discover it sitting on top of the dryer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am coelacanth∅:

who am i to question it, FקFק? she's ahead of a curve that i haven't even entered yet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am tim from champaign (now washington):

Hello Ken and everybody! I haven't heard any reports about the Krampus party. Was Christmas totally annihilated with cobalt bombs?
Avatar 11:19am βrian:

@Ken from HP: I was sure you we going to say you found it when you glanced in the mirror.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:19am Beast of Boonton:

I need more cowbell
  11:19am Brendan:

Same bass line as that Khlam tune
  11:21am Susan C.:

Wow! Surf with all that noice. I’m smitten.
  11:24am Marnie N Uliasz:

El Circulo. love it!
Avatar 11:25am Franinator87:

Took off today and this is the first time I've listened to the majority of your show Ken! Keep heating it up!
  11:25am FקFק (:

Best menacing anti-British royal song over the Falkland Islands or THE greatest menacing anti-British Royal song about the Falkland Islands?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am coelacanth∅:

Morricone?
Avatar 11:29am βrian:

Those would be the Malvinas, no?
  Swag For Life Member 11:30am Manana:

Who is it that is being talked over? They do sound angelic.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:30am AnAnonymousParty:

El veilo.
Avatar 11:32am Hubig Pie:

Let the children sing !
  11:32am Brendan:

Then Margaret Thatcher ,the wolf, beheaded the lamb and ate it , entrails first.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:32am AnAnonymousParty:

The Grunch is the 90's version of the Grinch.
  11:32am FקFק (:

Yes, Ken. That what the Circulo's lyrics say. Especially the part about the little boat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am steveo:

madonna also sang about this in her megahit Las Islas Malvinas
  11:33am FקFק (:

Manana,

Those are the girls from the Gee Club from the Palestine High School.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am steveo:

Golly
Avatar 11:34am Hubig Pie:

He also washed dishes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am tim from champaign (now washington):

Ken - how did your mom sneak you into see Midnight Cowboy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am Mister Dobalina:

You've got my vote Ken.
  Swag For Life Member 11:35am Manana:

Thanks, staysh. Yay Hoosiers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am coelacanth∅:

Brendan it was gruesome.
and she came for seconds.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:36am steveo:

oh it's a record? is this it? www.discogs.com...
  Swag For Life Member 11:37am Manana:

How bout a prayer just for the colored shut-ins? Geez.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am steveo:

only $100
  11:38am FקFק (:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am tim from champaign (now washington):

Oh no, oh no, oh no!!!!!!!!!!! I was hoping this would be played but now I remember why I actually don't want to hear it again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:39am Mister Dobalina:

I PRAY for Ken to have the nite off later on tonight.
Avatar 11:39am βrian:

There's God and then there's Lord God.
  11:39am queems:

This is fucked up
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:39am Mister Dobalina:

There's Jesus & then there's BIG baby Jesus.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 11:39am Henry:

the goats are screaming in heaven
  11:40am queems:

Super super fucked up
  Swag For Life Member 11:40am tadpoles:

Then there's Lord God Almighty!
  11:40am Charlotte:

this is hurting my heart
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:40am (Murakami Whywolf))):

But is that shut-in onanistic?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am Webhamster Henry:

Why isn't this Joe Frank?
  11:40am FקFק (:

This is God's one hit wonder.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:41am ccc:

yeah at first i thought this was joe frank or porest or something
  11:42am berbo:

Creepy stalker dude won't take a polite hint and just go away.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am strangegait:

I don't really think God sounds like Jack Webb.
  11:43am FקFק (:

Thank God, He did not make recorded more songs .
  11:43am Fletchernyc:

Original by Opal Fox Quartet from Atlanta!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Paddy MeBoy:

so so sad
  11:43am God:

I was there but I did not prevent it. This hack impersonator is going to heck for doing a bad knock off of me. Send 1000 dollars to me c/o Ernest Angely . Then you’ll know its time to go and your place in the clouds is secured.
  11:44am prudy:

think it was Joe Frank...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Webhamster Henry:

Mx. Bond is the apex of entertainment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Paddy MeBoy:

definitely Joe Frank
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am ParUbi:

Is that all there is to a Christmas fire?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Mister Dobalina:

Frank joe it is.
  11:44am Brendan:

People get ready theres a Duane Train a comin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am coelacanth∅:

i didn't know god was so... manly
  11:45am Fletchernyc:

Is this Kiki and Herb?
  11:45am FקFק (:

Sorry but God does not have the gravitas of Joe Frank.
  Swag For Life Member 11:45am Manana:

Murakami, some broadcasters prayerfully serve all. And it only takes one hand to tune the radio.
  11:45am Sam:

He's a carpenter, he can't find work?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am tim from champaign (now washington):

I really want the Flower Travellin Band to come tearing ass nude on their motorcycles whenever I hear self-righteous religions music.
  11:47am prudy:

Vivian Bond is Kiki...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:47am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Never forget that this is a spokesperson for a religion that believe that likely most of those people went directly from rubble and burning jet fuel into something infinitely worse without end that we all deserve, just some are excused-from for no reason necessarily humanly knowable. Hell and Original Sin are barbarous notions that drive men and women to barbarity, and if I believed in God I would be offended by the insult paid Him thereby.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Webhamster Henry:

... Author: Justin Copeland, is the composer of this song (correctly titled "I Was There") The author of this poem is Stacey Randall and the voice you hear in the recording is Bob Holiday
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Paddy MeBoy:

lol
  11:47am Sam:

Amen to that, Murakami
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Webhamster Henry:

Patton is on acorns.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Brian C.:

I'm now feeling the spirit of Christmas!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Cliff back in the U.S.S.A.:

I GET REAL FRUSTRATED
Avatar 11:48am Sketch:

I love this
  11:48am Listener Robert:

My joy was playing with the Webcor with Daddy at variable speeds and the realization that we could record "chipmunk records".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am ParUbi:

Christmastitution
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am tim from champaign (now washington):

Ken - can you play "I Hate The Mall, I Hate Them All"
  11:49am morphe':

Thanks Kenneth.. we like/know the frequency...
  11:49am spodiodi:

pepsi pls
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am Paddy MeBoy:

benzadrine
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:50am Ken From Hyde Park:

All he wanted to do is play his har-mon-i-ca!
  11:50am Fletchernyc:

This is original version of Christmas.. sorry written by my old friends... also check documentary Benjamin Smoke..
https://youtu.be/cBIy5UVVMNs
  11:50am Brendan:

Great moment on Benny Hill . Camera pans to a brick wall in the projects. Graffiti on the wall says ‘God is dead .- Fred’ the camera moves down the wall. To ‘Fred is dead. -God’ .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am Phillippe Bastille:

what an inconvenient time for my front speakers to stop working
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am steveo:

this is probably the best version of the best song ever right?
  11:51am Sam:

Piss on their white labcoats. They hate that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am coelacanth∅:

Murakami W exactly.
and "christiananity" and islam = same batshit stupidity.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am Yes:

thank you
Avatar 11:52am devoid.davy:

Acorns are all natural
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am coelacanth∅:

(and whoever thinks that was Joe Frank wasn't listening very closely)
  11:52am FקFק (:

The great thing about the Institutionalised original video is that has something for everyone. People that like David Lynch's actors, people that like Slayer, people that like skateboarding, people that like Pepsi...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:52am (Murakami Whywolf))):

One more rantlet:
Believing that God countenances infinite punishment of the unworthy sets the stage for feeling like your doing His Work cutting-off poor people's food.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am ParUbi:

Here's at the Chipmunk frequency: youtu.be...
  11:55am yippie:

i saw a dude in harlem with over 10 tattoos on his face buy a bottle of manischewitz. it was puttin on the ritz
  11:56am Brendan:

Good S&M tune
  Swag For Life Member 11:56am Manana:

Was that sung by The Ghost of Patsy Cline?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:56am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Has anyone ever mixed the Patton Oswalt routine over the Chipmunks' "Institutionalized" slowed? I can imagine the two pieces drifting past each other…I guess _I_ ought to try,but I'm not that good at it yet.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

WFMU is Your school
WFMU is Your church
WFMU is Your institutional learning facility
  11:58am spodiodi:

the beginning and the end?
  11:58am gdX:

hey god, thanx for showing up on 9/11. you were a big help. [ /sarcasm ]
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:58am sphere:

bye Ken thanks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am coelacanth∅:

hahaha i played a chipmunks 45 at 33 and at 16 rpm when i was little! that was centuries ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am Paddy MeBoy:

xoxox
  11:58am partyfinger:

Ken take the night off
  11:58am Brendan:

Thanks all
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am ParUbi:

I like this version: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am coelacanth∅:

Thanks Ken!
Avatar 7:57pm ironybread:

Eight hours late, but for the record: the GIF accompanying the Billy Nayer Show song is a scene from the Firesign Theatre's "Everything You Know Is Wrong", alien camp scene. Keyboards by Jack Poet.
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