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Options December 4, 2019: Tonight's Programme: What's Your UBER Rating?

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Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:00pm G:

0 or Infinity. Never use Uber.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm ultradamno:

I've never used Uber or Lyft but, what's the one where they put a bag over your head from behind and throw you in a trunk?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm dale:

i've never taken an uber. but i have a my lowes account...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm Asheville Jon:

i passed an uber on the way home tonight. had a lit up "uber" sign on the dashboard. weirdos
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm queems:

i've never done an uber
  6:07pm spodiodi:

lol
  6:08pm spodiodi:

do not taunt the internet
  6:08pm spodiodi:

me either, queems. i'm against it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm Asheville Jon:

what about her sister Becky Twitter
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm PigeonsAndRust:

I rode in an Uber a couple of times but have never ordered one...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm dale:

can one have a pornhub score?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm ultradamno:

I thought a 'Becky' just had good hair...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm queems:

@spodiodi me too. i've gone in other people's ubers a couple of times, but i refuse to get an account
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm PigeonsAndRust:

I thought ''Karens" were the bad people. I haven't heard anything about "Becky" tho
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm PigeonsAndRust:

Maybe the fatal flaw is that most 7SD listeners don't Uber
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm dale:

those are the actions of a careful lover.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm queems:

karens and beckys have different energies
  6:12pm spodiodi:

i tried to chase an uber off my lawn this morning. i thought they were going to pop a squirt, but it ended up being a drug deal. i was too late anyway
  6:13pm spodiodi:

i probably hose down uber-urine once every 3 days or so... kinda come in ebbs and tides
  6:14pm spodiodi:

flows*
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm Nick the Bard:

Becky is a pejorative American slang term for a white woman.[1] After Beyoncé used the term in 2016 in the song "Sorry", on her album Lemonade ("He only want me when I'm not there / He better call Becky with the good hair"), it came to mean a "white girl who loves Starbucks and Uggs and is clueless about racial and social issues", according to the New Statesman.[2] In 2019 the dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster wrote that: "Becky is increasingly functioning as an epithet, and being used especially to refer to a white woman who is ignorant of both her privilege and her prejudice."[3]
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm ultradamno:

Pretty soon Heather will be an old ladies name
  6:15pm spodiodi:

I bet Becky likes crackers
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm PigeonsAndRust:

My ex girlfriend just had a baby Clara...maybe everything old will be new again
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm Nick the Bard:

A Karen is a kind of person who is unhappy when little things don’t go their way. They are a, “Can I speak to your manager?” kind of gal. The bitchy soccer mom of her friend group that nobody likes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm queems:

excellent synopsis by nick the bard
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm PigeonsAndRust:

So will Karen and Becky join Adolf in the dust bin of first names? Are there male equivalents?
  6:18pm spodiodi:

I'm pretty sure Becky dates Biff, but you never hear anything about him these days
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm PigeonsAndRust:

How can Andy be weirded out when a few weeks ago he was begging women to scream his name for chrissake???
  6:19pm spodiodi:

I've started calling puffy-jacket tech guys "Kendall"s -- thank's Succession + "Ken dol"
  6:19pm spodiodi:

thanks*
  6:20pm spodiodi:

a Kendall lives behind me with his wife who likes to blair children's religious music in common areas for all to enjoy
  6:21pm spodiodi:

they make me miss professor dumdum's show
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm dale:

spodiodi - garbage trucks sometimes pull over in front of my house because there's a big ditch where they can whiz and not be seen by oncoming traffic. i went out and said 'hello, can i help you' and they never stopped again.
  6:21pm ignatatus666:

Never use Uber
I’m a Commission driver
I honestly don’t care that they broke up the medallion monopoly
Yet I do care that in areas outside of TLC they are unregulated.
Where I work if you have an issue with a driver you call the police where we work(Peekskill)
They regulate us,license us etc. with Uber you rate the driver
Awesome
  6:22pm spodiodi:

I wonder what's up with The Ugly Baby Jeus these days -- it's all Baby Yoda this and Baby Yoda that.
  6:22pm spodiodi:

Jesus*
  6:23pm ignatatus666:

spoidioidi
He was used as an ingredient in a Chinese recipe
  6:23pm spodiodi:

nice, dale. i've had a range of reactions... from sorry and stopping and offering to hose it down (when i told them i was going to), to middle fingers, taunts, and resuming peeing when unhappy with our exchanges
Avatar 6:23pm modern blaze:

Don't shout at me?
Avatar 6:24pm modern blaze:

Yellies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm PigeonsAndRust:

@ignatatus My grandfather had a cab stand at the Peekskill train station from 1936 into the 1960s. He used to take Babe Ruth to the whorehouses in Lake Oscawana
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm ultradamno:

How badly does robbing an Uber driver affect your rating?
  6:25pm spodiodi:

He's done amazing things on Professor DumDum's show,Ignatatus666
Avatar 6:25pm modern blaze:

taxes' taxe' tax'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm dale:

i do feel bad for people who drive for a living though and can't make bathroom stops. fedex, ups and us postal service drivers get more stops to make in the same time and no breaks.
Avatar 6:27pm modern blaze:

Ashley i do get on!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm queems:

oh ashley honey no, run for your life
  6:27pm spodiodi:

i hear you, dale
  6:28pm Buddha of Suburbia:

wow...that's uber verboten.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm dale:

pigeons - great story!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm ultradamno:

Kid Cudi fans are sensitive, who knew?
  6:29pm spodiodi:

i always wonder whatever happened to said Prof. ... i miss him *sniff* and on that tip: rise, Wm, rise (please). And all glory to Diane Kamikazee
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm ultradamno:

If I was driving an Uber and a passenger commented that Smell & Quim weren't that great, I'd take it in stride.
  6:31pm Buddha of Suburbia:

i once had a cab driver asked me if I would give him oral pleasure. i was stunned. so we dated for 3 months afterwards. Kidding!!!! But I was indeed asked for a blow job...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm ultradamno:

Testing the limits of 'it never hurts to ask'
  6:32pm spodiodi:

oh my!
  6:33pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Kyle has a radio voice. She SHOULD be a DJ.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm common:

Forgiveness
  6:33pm ignatatus666:

@PigeonsandRust
Was he Bynum?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm PigeonsAndRust:

Sorry to hear Buddha! I fix appliances for a living. The only time I was ever propositioned was by an old man who looked exactly like Aqualung, but with longer fingernails. I politely declined the blowjob, and then he pressed "..but I'm really good!"

I left somewhat quickly.
Avatar 6:34pm modern blaze:

Darn, go for it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm PigeonsAndRust:

@ignatatus. Nope, Central Taxi, Vic Ventry proprietor
  6:35pm spodiodi:

i think i just saw Dave Emory in an uber driven by Mark Hurst
Avatar 6:35pm modern blaze:

vacant parking lot required
  6:36pm Fletchernyc:

This has to be a record for female callers not married to the hosts.
  6:36pm spodiodi:

i had a guy proposition me to **** him for $100 while I was on my bike buying lunch
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm dale:

boods. was that in lieu of tip? or in addition to?
  6:38pm ignatatus666:

Good history thanks
Pigeons
I worked for a co. The Bynum Brothers who were in Peekskill since 36 as well
They hadn’t owned it in years but I was aquatinted with one of the original owners Sinclair Bynum.
I know the Putnam Valley area you speak of as well
That was before my life.
  6:38pm Buddha of Suburbia:

PigeonsandRust thanks for your compassion. And your story is an equally gross experience
Avatar 6:38pm modern blaze:

there's some punk insights or refers here on waves
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm dale:

she must be in marketing - she pukes outside the box.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm Asheville Jon:

it's actually an enjoyable show tonight
  6:39pm ignatatus666:

Ohhh smack!! So much for repairs on appliances
Avatar 6:39pm modern blaze:

bridge with Bloomington
  6:39pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Dale would u believe I tipped him after I declined his request? i should have threatened to call the cab company and gotten a free ride out of that
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm PigeonsAndRust:

@Ignatatus are you familiar with the story of I think Charlie Sabado, a Peekskill cabbie who got killed by a fare up in Putnam County in the 70s?
  6:40pm spodiodi:

my social currency is all in Monopoly money... and it's all white and pink
Avatar 6:41pm modern blaze:

no screens big camp will ott
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I used Uber two times when I was in Mexico this year. The app doesn't show a rating for me. I guess I would be "Undefined," like a number divided by zero.
  6:42pm st Joe:

Hey, can we rate the wfmu android app? It only froze twice in this show!! -- Ken can you divert a little of the slush fund this year for a long needed update? xxxooo
  6:42pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Dale why aren't u and Kyle the "IT radio couple". You're both funny. And your zingers are fantastic!! "She pukes outside the box. Must be in marketing."
  6:43pm spodiodi:

that was a sweet zinger
  6:43pm Buddha of Suburbia:

St Joe i too have an android and also have been experiencing it freezing up
Avatar 6:43pm modern blaze:

later in the days they will determine it like they use cabbies for promotion
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm queems:

this guy
  6:44pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Right, Spodiodi?
  6:44pm spodiodi:

aye, Bhuddy
Avatar 6:44pm modern blaze:

i'm gone with a smell of...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm ultradamno:

Doesn't he deserve something for being the fifth most impressive caller to Andy?
  6:45pm st Joe:

Testify Bhudda!!
  6:46pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Spodiodi all morning on Wake n Bake i was calling people "Bhuddy". Got bupkis. I come on here and right away you call me "Bhuddy". That's pretty amazing!
  6:47pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Kyle should at least get a set og Ginzsu Knives. After all she was named the best caller they ever had
Avatar 6:47pm modern blaze:

4.93 > 4.92 > 4.88...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm PigeonsAndRust:

Is that Andy's leg we keep hearing or is he writing on papyrus?
  6:49pm ignatatus666:

Pigeons
No
There was one in the late 80s early 90s that’s was carjacked and they found him dead in his car in the Bronx . Gunshot to the head
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm dale:

i was eating dinner - sorry.

ken from hyde park - you probably got an ocho or 3 cherries like in a slot machine.
  6:50pm JakeGould:

Andy probably doesn’t like Baby Yoda.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm dale:

woman who works at a garage told me she hs to work weekends at a diner. if the customer pays the tip with the check on a credit card she has to pay the credit card fee. not fair.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm dale:

this weeks episode has 73 percent less gum chewing - i think that's why it's a winner.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm PigeonsAndRust:

Ignatatus here's a long link. I believe the murder was never solved. www.google.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm dale:

middletown had a serial murderer in the 90s. i do handyman work at the first murder house where a woman was slit from her belly to her throat. true story.
  6:56pm ratso:

Not a death spiral, a Nosedive
  6:58pm spodiodi:

thanks, Ken (and Andy, I guess) cheers DJs, callers, listeners and chatters
  6:58pm JakeGould:

Always tip in cash… ALWAYS!!!
  6:58pm spodiodi:

will alter screenshots for cash
Avatar ♥ 6:58pm Jeff Moore:

The dial tone imitators need to learn to hum 350 and 440 Hz simultaneously. Can Tuvan throatsingers even do that?
  6:59pm spodiodi:

i.. I.. I-ah-i-ah-i want the knife
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm dale:

i did NOT think this topic would be good radio....shame on me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm Asheville Jon:

nice show tonight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:03pm PigeonsAndRust:

I also did not think this would be good radio...it proves that the topics don't matter much as long as they're both "on"...
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