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Options October 22, 2019: HELLRAISER Special! The Feelings Guide To Life

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Love Again - Self Hypnosis   0:00:00 (Pop‑up)
Language Lessons with Matt Warwick   0:05:04 (Pop‑up)
Go Go Go   0:06:37 (Pop‑up)
Sex Explained For Children   0:09:48 (Pop‑up)
McDonald's Menu Song   0:13:04 (Pop‑up)
PSA Health   0:15:00 (Pop‑up)
Closing the Sale - The Will to Win   0:15:58 (Pop‑up)
Swinging on a Star   0:19:30 (Pop‑up)
STD Update   0:22:02 (Pop‑up)
Audio Letter for the Society   0:23:30 (Pop‑up)
Good Housekeeping - Guide to Reducing   0:25:08 (Pop‑up)
America....in Prophecy   0:26:47 (Pop‑up)
Sociopath vs Pychopath   0:29:20 (Pop‑up)
Psychosexual Poem   0:38:22 (Pop‑up)
Fabio on Slow Dancing   0:40:21 (Pop‑up)
Porn for the Blind - Big Sausage Pizza   0:42:05 (Pop‑up)
PSA - Partytime   0:44:49 (Pop‑up)
How to Pick Up Girls at a Woman's Clothing Store   0:45:34 (Pop‑up)
Preventing Forest Fires - Fire on the Mountain   0:52:02 (Pop‑up)
Manners Can Be Fun (Part 1)   0:53:02 (Pop‑up)
Grandpa PSA   0:57:40 (Pop‑up)
Chicken Fat   0:58:46 (Pop‑up)
This Land is Your Land   1:05:12 (Pop‑up)
 
Parakeet Training Record   1:14:13 (Pop‑up)
Twosome - Kang and Jag   1:17:12 (Pop‑up)
Balls   1:18:52 (Pop‑up)
Grover Takes a Walk   1:22:51 (Pop‑up)
The Computer Song   1:26:50 (Pop‑up)
Talk About a Rocket   1:29:01 (Pop‑up)
Learn A Language - Italian   1:33:59 (Pop‑up)
Dear Mr. President   1:35:16 (Pop‑up)
Dear Mr. President   1:35:23 (Pop‑up)
The Monkey Song & Ecumenical Movement   1:39:05 (Pop‑up)
Brigham Young Students - Mormons   1:42:13 (Pop‑up)
 
Transmentalism   1:52:30 (Pop‑up)
Don't Give Away Your Cookie   1:59:00 (Pop‑up)
How To Have An Affair   2:02:25 (Pop‑up)
Phil's Baby   2:14:13 (Pop‑up)
Making Love   2:19:39 (Pop‑up)
STD PSA   2:26:10 (Pop‑up)
PSA Stalking   2:26:42 (Pop‑up)
Satanic Mass   2:27:45 (Pop‑up)
David Bowie Save the Children PSA   2:35:56 (Pop‑up)
Sheryl - I am an achiever   2:36:27 (Pop‑up)
Julia Child   2:39:33 (Pop‑up)
Douglas Hurt - Hotel Ayahuaska   2:41:47 (Pop‑up)
Hot Dog Acid Trip   2:47:37 (Pop‑up)
Studio Larue - The More You Sell   2:51:22 (Pop‑up)

Listener comments!

Avatar 12:04pm βrian:

Hello, Michele with the Lonely L. Is the L-raiser fundraiser still on?
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:04pm Just Ted:

Feelings are facts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:04pm Krys O.:

Good afternoon!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:04pm blee:

69% raised. oh it's still on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:05pm lane:

Woohoooo
Avatar 🍺 12:05pm Snoochienucci:

someone help please, i have all these feelings
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:05pm LastWhiteRhino:

I'm getting sleepy.
  12:06pm fullmetalmonkey:

Hello Michele with 1 “L” and everyone. How is everyone feeling?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:06pm LastWhiteRhino:

I think I just passed over to the other side.
  12:07pm fullmetalmonkey:

I’m so relaxed I just drooled on myself
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:08pm fleep:

This is causing me ridiculous tension and anxiety.
Avatar 🍺 12:08pm Snoochienucci:

i feel like a sharks gonna come and attack me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:08pm blee:

wake me up, before you go go.
Avatar 12:08pm Jeff Moore:

I will not have my meditation guided by someone with an horrific Aussie accent.
Avatar 12:09pm coelacanth∅:

greetings Michele (< one l)
and feelies (< also one l)
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:09pm MikeG:

Hah!
  12:09pm P-90:

“Now relax even more, as you exhale, gently lifting your phone with a graceful movement, and go to the WFMU Hellraiser Edge Page...”
  12:10pm P-90:

*PLEDGE page
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:10pm lane:

I love solid a newsie accent
Avatar 12:12pm βrian:

"Newsie?" Is that like the BBC's "Newsah?"
Avatar 12:13pm βrian:

Or are you talking about New Zedland?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:14pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Hello Michele and everyone. Can Matt do a Mark E Smith accent?
  12:14pm fullmetalmonkey:

Are we in the 13th dimension?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:14pm lane:

Like an old time paper boy ! Staysh does something similar too that I very much enjoy
  12:15pm John from Florham park:

Interesting listen
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:15pm blee:

cover your ears, childrens.
Avatar 🍺 12:16pm Snoochienucci:

@fullymetalmonk 14th i believe
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:16pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Lies! Fake science!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:16pm fleep:

Get to the good parts
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:16pm -Ken:

Thank goodness Roger was there to explain all of this to those poor girls.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:17pm Roger:

I didn't even know I KNEW that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:17pm blee:

Roger is acting like a Richard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:17pm LastWhiteRhino:

Hold the special sauce !
Avatar 12:18pm βrian:

Is that do say he has longevity in his jeans?
Avatar 12:18pm βrian:

[genes]!
Avatar 12:18pm Lixiviated Life:

I'm not sure what... I mean is this a song about the...
  12:19pm fullmetalmonkey:

Will McDonalds deliver just an extra large fries? Really need them right now.
Avatar 12:19pm agentearplugs:

I'm sitting here working on a mcdonald's commercial
And then this song come on.... Noooooooooooo
  12:19pm John from Florham park:

McDonald’s and great food what an oxymoron
Avatar 12:21pm thormagma:

OMG torture set
Avatar 12:22pm Lixiviated Life:

Yes: because Truth is arbitrary now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:22pm Joe D.:

damn this sales guy is so powerful and alpha. he probably makes alot of sales
Avatar 12:23pm Lixiviated Life:

Yes: because you can trust government testing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:23pm Krys O.:

The secret to salesmanship: stalking
Avatar 🍺 12:24pm Snoochienucci:

are these things real? i cant tell
Avatar 12:24pm βrian:

One has got to be close-minded to succeed.
  12:24pm fullmetalmonkey:

Wow I need to close on something today. I wanna win.
  12:24pm P-90:

“How did you know my daughter’s name?!”
  12:24pm ccc:

triumph of the will to win
  12:24pm kevlicki:

Hi Michele and all!
I’m Feeling a little grey and overcast
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:24pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the advice in drugs? More drugs, less drugs, or just different drugs?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:24pm blee:

The other secret to sales, lots of cocaine and little shame.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:25pm Travisano66:

Thank you for this delightful content. I'm not being sarcastic. You are an underground radio sensation. That was a little sarcastic. Thanks for keeping the memory of Know-It-All alive. He will be happy to hear you mentioned him. ... I know you weren't specifically thinking of him, but I'm sure he was in the back of your head BoySplaining.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:26pm Krys O.:

Eckankar! Did you get that from Micah?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:26pm Phillippe Bastille:

Hey all.
Avatar 12:26pm coelacanth∅:

is this music of mind control?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:26pm Krys O.:

Hmmm, sounds like Rudy.
  12:27pm fullmetalmonkey:

@ Ken from Hyde park. You know the answer to that question.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:27pm MikeG:

Meanwhile, Chlamydia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:27pm fleep:

All music is mind control
Avatar 🍺 12:27pm Snoochienucci:

put my headphones back on... "Genital Herpes"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:27pm tim from champaign (now washington):

@Krys O and coelacanth - I was thinking the same thing
  12:27pm kevlicki:

Is that chlamydia with one L
Avatar 12:27pm Lixiviated Life:

...fastest growing because chlamydia has the will to win
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:27pm blee:

Chla, Chla, Chla, Chlamydia!
Now that's a jingle.
  12:27pm ccc:

top 40 stds with casey kasem
Avatar 🍺 12:28pm Snoochienucci:

@Lix Chlamydia knows how to close a deal
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:28pm blee:

Chlamydia just sounds so pretty.
Avatar 12:28pm coelacanth∅:

oh Krys got it first, except i know it from Ken's marathon premium cassette from i think the early 90s "music of mind control"
  12:29pm fullmetalmonkey:

I picked the wrong day to stop doing drugs
  12:29pm andy the painter:

i’m going to be so goddamned informed and inspired by the end of this show.
Avatar 12:30pm coelacanth∅:

i have this record! i've used it in a sound collage
Avatar 12:31pm Hubig Pie:

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Roger's meaning of life
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:31pm lane:

UNEASY FEELINGS
  12:31pm John from Florham park:

@Andy the painter or get very depressed
Avatar 12:31pm βrian:

"George Worshington"
Avatar 12:32pm coelacanth∅:

the ol' mighty god
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:32pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Only if this were true.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:32pm MikeG:

HOT MIKE
Avatar 12:33pm coelacanth∅:

Oh No!!! SEX!!!!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:33pm Just Ted:

Does the bible mention live mics?
Avatar 12:34pm coelacanth∅:

that's me!!
Avatar 12:34pm βrian:

And those osteopaths, yo!
Avatar 12:35pm coelacanth∅:

oh wait no That's me!!
Avatar 12:35pm coelacanth∅:

she's off the psychopathy train
  12:37pm fullmetalmonkey:

Ok I give up I’m gonna smoke weed a little early today.
Avatar 12:37pm βrian:

Is Ken eating crow tonight?
Avatar 12:38pm coelacanth∅:

he's having old crow
  12:39pm Kat in Chicago in the app:

This is so good! Gonna clicky star the whole show like the other special (once I’m on a reg computer)
Avatar 12:40pm Lixiviated Life:

eat something
  12:41pm tofuwife:

I DREW THAT SHIRT!
Avatar 12:43pm βrian:

The Urban LordGods.
Avatar 12:44pm Hubig Pie:

Sound the goat alarm please
Avatar 🍺 12:44pm Snoochienucci:

so whys a guy narrating this?
Avatar 12:44pm Lixiviated Life:

Like a "lemon"?
A dangerous "lemon"?
I dont get it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:44pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Is this Clarence Carter's Strokin?
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:44pm ratchicks:

LOL
Avatar 12:44pm βrian:

There's no denying FMU is a refuge for aural sects.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:45pm I am the Upsetter:

Triggered! 2nd the goat alarm!
Avatar 🍺 12:46pm Snoochienucci:

you should play some of Carlo's Life Tips from The Wake Archive
Avatar 12:46pm Roberto:

Pseni!
Avatar 12:46pm βrian:

Not backslash!!
Avatar 12:46pm coelacanth∅:

uh oh, has Ken taken over the show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:48pm lane:

Omg no
Avatar 12:48pm coelacanth∅:

i really want some pizza now
  12:48pm fullmetalmonkey:

What the?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:48pm JeremyB:

WOW - What a weird place to start listening.... Just got back from the market and then... this...
Avatar 🍺 12:48pm Snoochienucci:

suspended congress? lolol
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:49pm ratchicks:

I had to look up what suspended congress was
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:49pm YETI BOB:

They're not backslashes, they are just slashes! Get it right, porn-for-the-blind producers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:50pm fleep:

Radio acting! The opposite of subtle
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:50pm YETI BOB:

(as βrian said already, sorry)
Avatar 12:50pm coelacanth∅:

"you're some operator!"
Avatar 12:51pm Roberto:

BLOCKED
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:51pm MikeG:

I would have been sprayed with mace by now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:51pm zopa:

He's "getting a present" for his "sister."
  12:51pm queems:

GROSS
Avatar 12:52pm SheWolf:

Mmm pure skank
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:52pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Oh man, no wonder I strike out when I talk to chicks at the woman's clothing store. Just for practice, I'll try this out at the men's store first.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:52pm JeremyB:

Wow! Now I know what I've doing wrong!
Avatar 12:53pm βrian:

Resist!
  12:53pm Dean:

“ You have a nice figure, like my sister.”
Avatar 12:53pm coelacanth∅:

i don't think i'd buy a see-through blouse for my sister.
i'm weird in that way.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:53pm JeremyB:

yeah that sister comment was especially creepy
Avatar 12:54pm Roberto:

You look much older? That doesn't sound like the right line to me.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:54pm YETI BOB:

OMG he doesn't even have a sister!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:55pm tim from champaign (now washington):

This guy is a frickin genius!
Avatar 12:55pm Jay Goges:

WOW.... just wow
Avatar 12:55pm coelacanth∅:

tim haha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:55pm LastWhiteRhino:

I bet Frank is from Staten Island.
  12:55pm brainiac:

Of course, Frank is a predator who manipulates his victims to climb into the burlap bag in his trunk
  12:55pm fullmetalmonkey:

I have to memorize this script.
Avatar 12:55pm Jay Goges:

HE DID IT!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:56pm YETI BOB:

"I can't wait to meet your sister!"
Avatar 12:56pm Roberto:

You did it! You did it! You did it! HOORAY!
Avatar 🍺 12:56pm Snoochienucci:

Frank is a killer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:56pm fleep:

Frank is why mace was invented
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:57pm The Oscar:

Just tuning in, and OH GOD I'VE HEARD THAT PICKUP TRACK! I used to mix it into Throbbing Gristle on my college radio show.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 12:57pm -Ken:

Frank's segment was recorded at the Bamburgers in the Woodbridge Center Mall.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:57pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Mickey - tell this to those stupid fucking rainbow hippies who fuck up the environment when they get together and trash the joint.
Avatar 12:59pm coelacanth∅:

Ken -in front of an audience of seminar attendies?
Avatar 12:59pm coelacanth∅:

(attendees)
  12:59pm ccc:

smash and rip are psychopaths, but ruin is capable of regret so hes a sociopath
  1:00pm fullmetalmonkey:

Ducks never sleep lol
Avatar 1:02pm Lixiviated Life:

I'm not getting any work done today.
Thanks a lot America
Avatar 1:02pm coelacanth∅:

Hail Satan
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:02pm zopa:

Shut up old man!
Avatar 🍺 1:03pm Snoochienucci:

lol were really not that far from the last one there
Avatar 1:03pm coelacanth∅:

go! you chicken fat Go!
Avatar 1:04pm Stashu:

Michele!!!!!!!
Avatar 1:04pm coelacanth∅:

hey i walked home from the bar last night; i'm trying.
Avatar 1:04pm βrian:

This song is a bit schmaltzy, no?
Avatar 1:04pm Stashu:

You’re blowing my mind!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:04pm Krys O.:

I recall this being played during gym class in elementary school in the early 70s.
  1:05pm fullmetalmonkey:

Ha I’m making chicken soup right now.
Avatar 1:05pm Stashu:

This is a neighborhood near Mr. Rogers Neighborhood but with even MORE FEELING!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:05pm steveo:

Oh my, I am very sorry to be late.
Avatar 1:06pm Hubig Pie:

Adding some chicken fat to poached chicken livers is the secret to good pate
Avatar 1:06pm Stashu:

Different kinds of feelings. Very good ones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:06pm steveo:

Stashu - goats have weird eyes!
Avatar 1:06pm coelacanth∅:

my parents' friend played this for us when i was little.
Exercise is fun!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:07pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Uh oh ... chicken fat shaming.
  1:07pm P-90:

Great, now I’ll have the “go, you chicken fat, go” ear worm all day
  1:08pm brainiac:

I'm getting very uncomfortable with this fascist workout
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:09pm ccc:

inhale every morning, now we're talkin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:10pm Lunchbox3030:

consider me officially hyped to work out
Avatar 1:11pm Hubig Pie:

Stay the hell off my land
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:11pm fleep:

Am I sliced?
  1:13pm WUMP wump:

Is Ken stealing Andy Breckman jokes?
  1:14pm P-90:

She be checkin’ all the boxes. And with ONE “L”.
  1:14pm Grubbus:

Nice lineup today! Lovin the STD tracks... Syphilis has 1 L..just sayin...
Avatar 1:15pm Stashu:

Goats do have weird eyes! This show doesn’t have weird eyes! This show might have eyes? It helps me see things! See your feelings.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:15pm Joe D.:

all i want in life is to break that glass
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:18pm steveo:

i have learned on twitter that bob dylan is history's 7th greatest singer according to rolling stone magazine

Feelings has one I!
  1:18pm queems:

healthy normal parakeet
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:19pm LastWhiteRhino:

@Stashu: That goat eye looked like a calamari ring.
  1:19pm P-90:

Someday Rolling Stone will shut the fuck up
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:19pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Is there a record to train parakeets to pick up chicks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:19pm Lunchbox3030:

my favourite way to teach my parakeets to speak is through *SCIENCE*!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:19pm fleep:

The SubGenius parakeet training record repeats the words "I understand what I'm saying."
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:20pm ccc:

hello
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:20pm zopa:

@tim from washington: you read my mind!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:20pm queems:

the creep in the lady's clothing store should have gone with this
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:20pm ccc:

is this another pickup record?
  1:20pm P-90:

“Now YOUR parakeet can learn to catcall!”
  1:21pm fullmetalmonkey:

I think I’m going insane. This is gonna be stuck in my head all day. Oh noes
  1:21pm brainiac:

My parakeet is now speaking surface noise
Avatar 1:22pm Hubig Pie:

My bird says "garbonzo"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:22pm zopa:

Morecambe and Wise?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:23pm fleep:

Flanders & Swann?
Avatar 1:23pm Hubig Pie:

garbanzo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:24pm zopa:

@fleep: Bingo! I get them mixed up.
  1:24pm Kat in Chicago in the app:

Oh goody it’s time to play with our balls!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:25pm steveo:

i'm glad this isn't ken's show, not sure i could stomach the gif
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:25pm zopa:

I give up! No more work today.
Avatar 1:25pm coelacanth∅:

do you tuck?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:26pm steveo:

get your balls out of the gutter
  1:26pm P-90:

“They were low down on the floor” I’ve been there
  1:27pm brainiac:

I've lost all hope and ambition after listing to Tony Danza
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:28pm Roger:

Oh man, I was loving patting my tummy!
Avatar 1:28pm Roberto:

Even Tony Danza couldn't keep Andy Breckman employed.
Avatar 1:28pm coelacanth∅:

hey it's Professor Dum Dum!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:28pm Lunchbox3030:

unhand that child's toes Grover, you creep
  1:29pm P-90:

Didn’t Andy say recently he’s got a new project with Tony Danza?
Avatar 1:29pm coelacanth∅:

go a little farther
Avatar 1:29pm Roberto:

Goat scream for Grover.
Avatar 1:30pm coelacanth∅:

okay -on my way to the women's clothing store.
Thanks Michele! i'll listen in the car while i can, and probably crash.
tchau
  1:34pm P-90:

Eat your heart out, Robert Preston
  1:34pm brainiac:

garbanzo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:35pm doctorjazz:

Cool show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:35pm steveo:

cool cool cool cool
Avatar 1:35pm Hubig Pie:

Chic pea
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:35pm Michele with One "L":

GUYS HELP ME BE THE FIRST DJ TO REACH 100%!!! I LOVE WINNNNNING!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:36pm LastWhiteRhino:

Is that a Rocket in your driveway, no it's my Buick. That's not a Buick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:37pm G:

The Olds ad firm ripped off The Music Man
Avatar 1:37pm Roberto:

I have a 1950 Oldsmobile Rocket 88 -- in HO scale.
Avatar 1:38pm Hubig Pie:

monorail!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:38pm zopa:

@Michele: If you win, do you get to take the morning slot from Clay?
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Only $12 and after that it's just one Satan Pledge to reach the goal.
Avatar 1:40pm βrian:

Oh, Michele wants to close!
  1:41pm brainiac:

Dear Mr President, please take a long walk off a short pier
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:42pm queems:

D:
Avatar 1:43pm Roberto:

The gal from Wings!
Avatar 1:44pm Roberto:

The TV series, not the band.
Avatar 1:44pm βrian:

Where's Mike Nesmith?
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:44pm -Ken:

Thank you Jeremy in Virginia for pledging just now!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:44pm queems:

love when they get the kids involved
Avatar 1:46pm βrian:

Sing it, fellow brachiators!
Avatar 1:46pm Hubig Pie:

The monkey speaks his mind!
Avatar 🍺 1:46pm Snoochienucci:

@queems i think its a bit of brainwashing as well
Avatar 1:47pm Roberto:

Just to make sure they're being as ignorant as possible, these anti-evolution types don't draw any distinction between monkeys and apes.
Avatar 1:47pm Roberto:

OK I have to admit I love this Mormons song.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:48pm -Ken:

Not to mention Bonobos or Gibbons. It's BULLSHIT! People should know their f'in primates
  1:49pm JP:

hey all the feelings are strong today
Avatar 1:49pm Roberto:

It's not just bullshit, it's apeshit!
Avatar 1:49pm βrian:

Bonobos are U-2 acolytes.
Avatar 🍺 1:49pm Snoochienucci:

this ones making me uncomfortable
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:50pm queems:

i'm always impressed by the auctioneering
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:50pm Lunchbox3030:

this mormon track would actually slap if they added the echo sound effect like in the original track
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:51pm queems:

agreed, there was a lot of missed opportunity for harmony
  1:51pm brainiac:

and delay!
Avatar 1:52pm Hubig Pie:

They serve wine at epcot
  1:53pm fullmetalmonkey:

Is vodka considered an anti depressant?
  1:53pm kevlicki:

WFMU is my anti-depressant
  1:53pm brainiac:

they serve swine, as long as they've got the cash
Avatar 1:53pm Roberto:

Is most widely prescribed anti-depressant in all mother Russia.
  1:53pm pacific standard simon:

Is there a Thurl Ravenscroft boxed set out there somewhere? I want one.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:54pm queems:

GOAT ALARM
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:55pm steveo:

speaking of evolution, I learned this week that we (all air-breathing vertebrates) have a diving reflex triggered when our faces get wet that makes our heart rates slow down, etc., so we can stay underwater longer
  1:57pm pacific standard simon:

Mike Love commands you!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:58pm Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

ahhhhhhhhh
  1:59pm Susan C.:

Free market zen speak is cracking me up!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 1:59pm queems:

this is so goofy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:00pm Lunchbox3030:

god i need to find the source for this to send to a friend. anyone know anything else about it apart from its name?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:02pm tim from champaign (now washington):

This is a guided guilt trip.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:02pm -Ken:

@LUnchbox303 this is an episode of a podcast called Paper Radio, and it's the episode called "Transmentalism." I found out about this when Adriene played it on her great show The Blind Tourist.
Avatar 2:03pm Hubig Pie:

I guess the sales clerks had to arrive early to take all this in. Were they paid for this indoctrination?
  2:04pm brainiac:

The Bachelor uses peanut butter axe body spray to control the cookie
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:05pm Travisano66:

We all want Michele's cookie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:05pm Julie:

now I want cookies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:05pm Lunchbox3030:

@-Ken thanks ken! will tune into blind tourist at your recommendation
  2:06pm fullmetalmonkey:

Homemade chocolate chip please
  2:06pm melinda:

Icky metaphor
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:07pm Julie:

wow, Helen!
Avatar 2:07pm Roberto:

Girls and men? She seems to have forgotten that women exist.
  2:07pm pacific standard simon:

Oh, I know what a "cookie" is --I've read THAT much porn. "Pies", too'
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:07pm queems:

this lady's got the info i need
  2:07pm P-90:

The cookie lady was more interesting
  2:08pm brainiac:

"have a yen for you"
  2:08pm fullmetalmonkey:

I forgot about rule 2
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:09pm fleep:

Yes, lie like a bastard, works every time.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:09pm queems:

i like how rule 5 was basically like "hey, don't rape"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:10pm Lunchbox3030:

ah, that's where im messing up. im always telling women about how many woolly mammoths i have bagged
  2:10pm P-90:

[writing notes on my forearm]
  2:10pm fullmetalmonkey:

This is really gonna help. Thanks. Man I was doing things all wrong.
Avatar 2:11pm PKNY:

Is this Ashely Madison's grandmother?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:12pm zopa:

Nothing says class more than having a secret affair.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:12pm Just Ted:

@PKNY HAHA Good one.
Avatar 2:13pm PKNY:

Can't wait to hear advice on how to have your fixer/lawyer cut your paramour a check to buy her silence.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:13pm ccc:

getting my girl some bitcoin
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:13pm queems:

finally some good advice! replace that booze!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:13pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Is Side B "How to Make the Most of Living at Bachelor Arms"?
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:13pm queems:

never cheat on her but anyone but your wife!!!! hell yes
Avatar 2:14pm βrian:

Don Draper was here.
  2:14pm fullmetalmonkey:

So much great information today
  2:14pm P-90:

Yep, the US savings bond tucked in with the French perfume gets them right “to the brink” every time
Avatar 2:14pm PKNY:

Millie Jackson stole her whole shit!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:14pm ccc:

up next, some dating tips from humbert humbert
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:14pm steveo:

i'm having an affair with a box of cookies, please don't tell my spouse
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:15pm zopa:

@steveo: she knows...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:18pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Oh man. I haven't heard Ken play this for a while.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:18pm queems:

imagine finding this tape at an estate sale
  2:19pm melinda:

Is there a title for today’s show? On the app and can’t see.
  2:19pm brainiac:

OW, MY FEELINGS!
  2:19pm pacific standard simon:

Please don't play the "How to Pick Up Girls" tapes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:19pm Lunchbox3030:

@melinda "The Feelings Guide to Life"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:20pm Michele with One "L":

@melinda The Feelings Guide to Life
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:20pm Michele with One "L":

PLedge to my show and get a pizza badge!
  2:20pm P-90:

I’m breaking out in a rash
Avatar 2:21pm Ihearcolor:

remember dont drink all her booze!
  2:21pm melinda:

Thanks y’all
  2:22pm fullmetalmonkey:

Omg where is this going?
  2:23pm P-90:

Sounds like Sissy Spacek overdosed on Pentothal
Avatar 2:23pm βrian:

Prop planes droning in the distance always makes me snoozy.
  2:23pm fullmetalmonkey:

@p-90. Lol. Right
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:26pm queems:

outta sight indeed
  2:27pm fullmetalmonkey:

Dynamite stuff lol
  2:27pm Bob from poughkeepsie:

I want to rub lotion on that girl
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:27pm JeremyB:

Must learn to read palms
  2:28pm pacific standard simon:

Have you ever had your vulval lines read?
  2:29pm brainiac:

minyute after minyute after minyute
Avatar 2:29pm Hubig Pie:

Goat alarm must be ooc
  2:30pm pacific standard simon:

By Vincent Price?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:30pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Just remember, these hippies are probably 70 now.
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:30pm queems:

HAHA way to dodge that question buddy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:31pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Stalking robot is back!
  2:31pm ?:

This show is excellent. Must have archive.
Avatar 2:31pm Roberto:

I heart stalking robot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:33pm Lizardner Dave 2:

HIKE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:33pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Imissthebus, youmissthebus, wemissthebus.
  2:33pm brainiac:

now we're cookin'
  2:34pm pacific standard simon:

The SMKen chorus!
Avatar 2:34pm Roberto:

I ate a lot of seitan over the weekend.
Avatar 2:35pm βrian:

KE = 1/2 * Satanic_Mass * v²
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:35pm crateslinger:

deliver butt?
Avatar 2:35pm Roberto:

Wait, Satanists talk like Yoda?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:36pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Wait, the Lord's Prayer backwards is supposed to do something? That's hilarious.
  2:37pm melinda:

Customers have left the store, now I can crank up the satan, yes!
Avatar 2:38pm Roberto:

Today's vocabulary builder: puissant
Avatar 2:38pm βrian:

Aren't the Puissants playing in town this weekend?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:38pm Lunchbox3030:

@lizardner dave 2: remember, things being played backwards are spooky and satanic. like the pokemon theme song
Avatar 2:38pm devoid.davy:

Satan sounds like Space Ghost
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:39pm ccc:

say what you will, this is still better than anton lavey's albums
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:39pm Jeff Golick:

Dude needs to chill.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:39pm zopa:

Once more, with feeling this time.
  2:40pm brainiac:

I'd like to hear Brak do the girl's part
Avatar 2:40pm Roberto:

Now we know why the goat is screaming.
Avatar 2:41pm βrian:

There's one for the WFMU billboard: "Kiss the goat!"
  2:41pm ron-ji:

I got here at Phil's letter. Judging from all that has followed & the chat room, I gather Music of Mind Control, This American Life, Joe Frank, & the Firesign Theater had a frisky foursome & this is their love child? Can't wait to hear the archive. I just wish I knew the source of the recordings.
  2:41pm brainiac:

Dear David Bowie, How are you I am fine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:41pm zopa:

Wait a minute, wasn't that Tony Danza's address?!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:41pm Lizardner Dave 2:

Did I miss the call to McCrory's about the bubble blower?
  2:42pm Pope John Paul George:

Satan rules!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:42pm Krys O.:

That Satanic Mass sounded a lot like Nihilist Spasm Band.
Avatar 2:42pm Roberto:

I think this is the same woman from that "Jesus dragged me to hell" found audio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:43pm Jeff Golick:

At any rate, Sheryl is way scarier than Satan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:44pm Joe D.:

literally impossible to tell if this is Julia Child or any 80s comedian doing Julia Child
Avatar 2:45pm βrian:

Ah, the smell of cooking rognons!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:45pm queems:

this sounds like a stroke
  2:46pm PJ:

"beefsteak smells like grandpa" - I guess that depends on what your Grandpa got up to
@JoeD: I certainly couldn't tell if this was a parody of Julia or not
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:47pm -Ken:

That was a cut-up of Julia Child, by Ed Special of Ann Arbor's WCBN.
Avatar 2:48pm Hubig Pie:

Uno ragnon taco por favor
  2:48pm brainiac:

served my guests Ayahuaska and now I need new carpets
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:49pm steveo:

wow, i guess it's double-Felder Tuesday!
  2:51pm Fletchernyc:

Felder!!!
  2:51pm PJ:

I was stuck on a bus from the Pacific coast to Guadalajara, there were two teenage boys in the back who played "Hotel California" on a boombox non-stop, rewinding the tape whenever it finished, it was at least a 4 hour ride though it seemed much longer. If I had had any money I would have given them $20 for the tape and thrown it out the window.

Anyway, I now know a little bit about what Hell is like, which is why I do reject Satan and all his works, particularly Hotel California.
  🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:52pm Holy cow:

These people and this guy turned me on to acid too.
Avatar 2:53pm βrian:

Jack Webb is listening.
  2:53pm Fletchernyc:

Double Relish!!
Avatar 2:54pm Roberto:

She's not tripping at all. That's the ghost of the slaughtered pig speaking to her.
  2:54pm brainiac:

"I was pretty jacked up on marijuana and I decided to buy a hot dog" is how every good drug story begins
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:54pm Just Ted:

You KILLED HIM!
  2:55pm The Butterman:

I had this same experience with a fajita.
Avatar 2:55pm βrian:

It wasn't the LSD, it was the damn sulfites.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:56pm Michele with One "L":

Thanks everyboody!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:57pm Just Ted:

Do they still make Eau de Success, and where can I get some.
  2:57pm The Butterman:

Nowadays it’s just Wake and bake and a tad of red wine at dinner time.
Avatar 2:57pm Roberto:

This has been the best and the worst WFMU program ever.
  2:58pm PJ:

Speaking of Jack Webb, today I was reading the liner notes to the Bear Family reissue of Allen Toussaint's first record (under the name "Tousan"), The Wild Sound of New Orleans. When the record came out, Allen was surprised to see that the songs were credited to him, Alvin Taylor (the sax player and arranger - fair enough), and someone no one had heard of, Marilyn Schack. When he complained, the next issue of the album attributed the songs to Toussaint, Tylor, and - you guessed it - "Joe Friday". Jack Webb sure got around back in the day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:58pm Colleen:

This has been some freaky shit!! Great show Michele!
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:58pm ccc:

i have a nosebleed now
Avatar 🍺 Swag For Life Member 2:59pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Michele. WTG with the art auction the other day. Wish I could've made it!
Avatar 2:59pm Hubig Pie:

Of all the WFMU programs ever, this one is the most.......
recent
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:00pm Krys O.:

Thanks for a fun show, Michele and Ken!
  3:00pm John from Florham park:

Guys it was not for me but Michele you really shot up so congratulations to you
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