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Options August 7, 2019: Songs With Shitty Lyrics

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm Sebastian:

goandy, goandy
Avatar 6:03pm Beast of Boonton:

Love the show!
Does WFMU accept organ donations?
  6:04pm Sam:

Here’s some sorta bad lyrics:
There’s a man who lives a life of zingers
To everyone he meets he says a zinger!
  6:04pm fullmetalmonkey:

I’m sure they will take a liver
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm dale:

speaking of stunt radio - was clays appearnce on garbage time a stunt? gone awry?
  6:06pm Sam:

There once was a girl from Ipanema
Who ran out of coffee creamer
She went to the store
But they had no more
So she went home and drank a Zima
  6:07pm Andy:

Hey it’s Andy from the vote each other off the island!!!! I’m still on the line
Avatar 6:08pm Fredericks:

I saw an ad for the Zinger Chair. Is that another of Andy's entrepreneurial experiments?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm ultradamno:

Is the girl from Ipanema actually all that famous outside of the playing of that song? I'd say she's on a lateral level to that girl Cathy who had a clown.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm dale:

i would think seniors would be appreciative of free paper products.
  6:10pm Sam:

6 beds 5 baths?? We really need to soak this guy more!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm dale:

i couldn't post a second ago - something about a bad proxy or whatever.
Avatar 6:11pm Fredericks:

How many people live in the house?
  6:11pm Sam:

Something about a bad show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm dale:

it's the thunder and lightning screwing up the web. i've rebooted a couple times tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm Sebastian:

oooh, but what if it's not the keyboard at all...
Avatar 6:12pm Fredericks:

Is this the first 7 Second Delay show with a profanity in the title?
  6:13pm fullmetalmonkey:

I hear the sound of a wheel coming off of this show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Have you rebooted the computer?
  6:14pm Sam:

Is it plugged in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm dale:

i still think x-ray is a poultergeist going through people's lunches at the station.
  6:15pm Sam:

Andy sounds like trump
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm Asheville Jon:

they lyrices to American Pie has pretty stupid lyrics
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm Sebastian:

I'm a bit sad the show can now go on as planned, that was some wonderful chaos, I could hear Ken sweating!
Avatar 6:17pm Beast of Boonton:

More childrens on speaker phone please...
Avatar 6:18pm Irwin:

Asheville ftw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm common:

We built this city
  6:18pm fullmetalmonkey:

Ha good one Billy Joel sucks
Avatar 6:19pm Irwin:

To my ears the worst song ever written, no competition, is "Give Peace a Chance."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm ultradamno:

That Killers song about not being a soldier but somehow managing to simultaneously have a soul is the correct answer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm Asheville Jon:

thanks Irwin. now if only i could type coherently, let me try again:
the lyrics to American Pie are pretty stupid, and lower my iq any time i hear it
  6:20pm prudy:

Horse with no name...
  6:20pm Sam:

We get the house and everyone in it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm Asheville Jon:

meh to the caller, what a copycat!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Back to good old 201-209-9368!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm dale:

if i won andy's house i couldn't afford the taxes on the prize OR the property taxes. so i'd pass....i'd just rifle the refrigerator but it's probably all kosher and that spells bland.
Avatar 6:22pm Beast of Boonton:

'867-5309'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm Sebastian:

Nick sounds pissed, give him back his keyboard
  6:23pm Karen:

These lines from the Roxette song Dangerous: "You know she's a little bit dangerous/She's got what it takes to make ends meet" ??
Avatar 6:24pm Fredericks:

Don McLean contributed a verse to Railroad Bill.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm Asheville Jon:

Phil Collins -Sussudio-
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm Nick the Bard:

oh good, now i can type again
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm Mike East:

Yellow Submarine
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm Asheville Jon:

i'll expand on that Mile East, and say every single beatless song
  6:25pm DA The DJ:

Pizza Rocket on YouTube is the worst. Radio friendly though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm ultradamno:

Fun day is not the makings of a bad lyric. If I ever have one I'll write a song about it too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm dale:

I WAS THINKING PHIL COLLINS TOO. asheville jon wins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm Asheville Jon:

Mike East. geez, my keyboard must be messed up too. sorry
Avatar 6:26pm Fredericks:

Dancing Queen?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm chris:

aural lobotomy complete
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm dale:

a lot of the kasenetz katz ouevre is pretty awful and pedantic.
  6:28pm prudy:

andy would sell anything...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm Asheville Jon:

On The Floor by IceJJFish?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm Asheville Jon:

oooh oooh, My Bae, by IceJJFish!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm dale:

51 is getting a bit old to be breeding stock. andy needs to skew younger to keep his bloodline going.
  6:29pm eugene:

worst song lyric ever...
Solar Prestige A Gammon
  6:30pm Listener Robert:

I guess something like Corn Weenie is disqualified.
  6:30pm prudy:

eugene: hadn't thought of that song in years...
Avatar 6:31pm Beast of Boonton:

'Put another nickle in the nickelodeon'
  6:32pm fletchernyc:

Puberty Love.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm dale:

teresa brewer would put up a fight on that one beast....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm ultradamno:

Chuck did know he was having fun with his ding-a-ling...that's what the two-way mirrors were for...
  6:33pm prudy:

just give us the address Ken....
  6:35pm bill:

What about "Horse With No Name" by America : ..."'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain" ? not exactly proper syntax...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm Sebastian:

how far could this be from the worst, I say this caller gets at least Andy's shed
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm Asheville Jon:

Africa by Toto?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm chris:

shame on that guy
  6:36pm prudy:

Ashville Jon: great choice..I'm with you re Toto..
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm chris:

Africa is a great option for worst lyrics ever, AJ!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm Asheville Jon:

My Sharona
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm Nick the Bard:

@everyone saying Africa by Toto - >:(
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm dale:

i see those lawyer commercials for people getting millions from getting cancer from roundup and i always say 'aw man, what a sweet payday - wish i had cancer from roundup.....'

my wife doesn't find it humorous.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm ultradamno:

For Chicago I nominate Saturday In The Park (you *think* it was the fourth of july? there were no hints all around you?)
Avatar 6:38pm Beast of Boonton:

"Muskrat Love"
  6:38pm prudy:

and the generation gap widens...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm Sebastian:

"the two of us / all used and beaten up / watching fate as it flows down the path / we have chose[sic]"
Nine Inch Nails - We're in this together
Avatar 6:39pm Fredericks:

Let It Be?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm dale:

what about that jeremiah was a bull frog song....where did he buy wine? HE'S A FROG! where does he keep his money....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm dale:

oooh - eagles clue there....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm ultradamno:

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink

It's such a cliffhanger that it stops there, what does he have next? A mixed drink drink?
  6:41pm George in Brookyn:

TAXI Song - Harry Chapin - !!!! The WORST !!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm melinda:

@dale haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm dale:

imma go with hotel california based on ken's mention of socal softrock.
  6:41pm L W Rhino:

It's gotta be "Hava Nageela"
Avatar 6:41pm Fredericks:

That IceJJFish is pretty awful.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm ultradamno:

I'm still sticking with that Killers song, I've heard nothing worse yet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

ICeJFish is internet puredom :(
Avatar 6:42pm Beast of Boonton:

"Baby Shark"
  6:43pm George in Brookyn:

No no - TAXI SONG.... Really Really The Worst!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm dale:

hi melinda!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm dale:

i like taxi by harry chapin. except that woman with the awful falsetto in the middle. wold is better though.
  6:44pm JakeGould:

I think I got it, but will pay it forward… Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On.” I mean seriously read this crap:

“Just in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her, her, her, her, her, yeah.”
  6:44pm prudy:

how about anything by Charles Manson?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm Sebastian:

Witchy Woman?
Avatar 6:45pm Fredericks:

I don't know what puredom is. Is it related to boredom?
  6:46pm JakeGould:

That “Time in a Bottle” song?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm Sebastian:

She can rock you in the nighttime
'til your skin turns red
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm dale:

are we in puff the magic dragon territory?
  6:46pm prudy:

Sister goldenhair!
  6:47pm JakeGould:

Everyone on WFMU plays some version of “I’m Not in Love.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm ultradamno:

And that Killers song is called All These Things That I've Done, which would be super-annoying enough on it's own if almost the whole wasn't chanting "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"

The WORST.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm dale:

LOVE sister goldenhair. america is no ambrosia but hey - you work with the talent you got.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm common:

,I love I’m not in love
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm Asheville Jon:

Kiss You All Over by Exile?
  6:48pm JakeGould:

Eddie Money is good.
  6:48pm P-90:

I’m Not in Love is kind of a favorite with much of The WFMU Crowd
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm Asheville Jon:

Eddie Money is total and absolute crap.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm dale:

eddie money - nypd's finest.
  6:49pm Chuck:

A song I really like that most people think is stupid is yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm Asheville Jon:

Boogie In your Butt, Eddie Murphy?
  6:49pm JakeGould:

Steve Buscemi - FDNY’s finest.
  6:49pm Matt P:

American Pie
  6:49pm fletchernyc:

“Everybody Wang Chung Tonight “
  6:49pm prudy:

like I said Ken, give us the address...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm ultradamno:

Hot Blooded check it and see (assuming you've got a blood thermometer handy)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm Sebastian:

that song about clothes by Donovan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm Asheville Jon:

Too Shy, Kajagoogoo
  6:51pm prudy:

forget the Zevon suggestion...
  6:51pm JakeGould:

“If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you”

Why would anyone want to spend so much time with Jim Croce?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm Asheville Jon:

Donovan - Barabajagal (Love is Hot)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm ultradamno:

The stache. It was impressive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm Patty D:

Jack & Diane - John Mellencamp
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm melinda:

I agree Too Shy is pretty bad
  6:52pm JakeGould:

“If I could save my mustache in a bottle…”
  6:52pm JakeGould:

THE TREE PEOPLE!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm ultradamno:

Yeah, who sucks on a chili dog? That's just incorrect eating.
  6:53pm P-90:

Lot of overlap between Warren Zevon and Randy Newman on that cutesy self-consciously “eccentric” thing
Avatar 6:53pm Fredericks:

Van Morrison: You Got Ringworm.
  6:54pm prudy:

Ultra: Ha ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm ultradamno:

I've always cringed at Queen's Sheer Heart Attack/Real Cardiac
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm Sebastian:

Cindy & Bert did a horrible German Schlager cover of Sabbath's Paranoid, making the song about the Hound of Baskerville...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm dale:

people - we got to go back to socal - birds, neil young, eagles, doors, jefferson airplane etc.
Avatar 6:55pm Fredericks:

Will it be Land of a Thousand Dances?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm ultradamno:

I will revolt if it's Land...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm ultradamno:

Kokomo?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:57pm Nick the Bard:

@Sebastian - Cindy & Bert did one of the best covers ever with that
Avatar 6:58pm Dr. Goot:

"Americathon"?
  6:58pm Wendi n Ronny:

Muskrat Love!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm dale:

i love that cindy and bert cover of paranoid.
  6:59pm Sam:

Ok this was a decent choice
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm ultradamno:

I don't think anyone failed to top Andy on this.
Avatar ♥ 6:59pm spacecowboy:

my one chance to listen and i missed it
  6:59pm Wendi n Ronny:

You know if someone guessed it he has a plan b cuz it’s not a real contest
  6:59pm P-90:

Oh so this was the song with the worst lyrics ever, that was never released as a single or even on an album (except a compilation) an that no one ever heard...
  6:59pm Wendi n Ronny:

I like the nominations it inspired though
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm dale:

how is this bad - everyone likes fun fun fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm Asheville Jon:

this is not anywhere near the worst lyrics ever. heck, i can think of Monk dialogue that was worse, just sayin'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm ultradamno:

I saw Americathon in the theater, this was far from the worst thing about it.
  7:01pm Chuck:

That's why nobody is going to get your house because nobody would think of that! hahaha
  7:01pm Sam:

I was so confident I’d win! Andy I’m going to need that house anyway. Seriously. All my stuffs on the curb. I’m gonna need the House. Sorry.
  7:01pm Adam West Coaster:

The Beach Boys trying to be the Ramones being The Beach Boys?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:01pm dale:

i've hear much worse songs on this station today.
  7:01pm Wendi n Ronny:

That song doesn’t suck your just not a Gemini - people in motion is a beautiful thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:01pm Sebastian:

it's all fun and games until you understand the lyrics.
  7:02pm Sam:

Andy just hates that song because it’s about getting laid
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:02pm Sebastian:

next week, keyboardless show!
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