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Options February 27, 2019: Embarrassing Hats

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:59pm Phillippe Bastille:

Tip of the cap to you gents
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm dale:

a lift of the lynch lid to all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm Asheville Jon:

just watched the first season of Monk. it was interesting to see Andy in cameo appearances.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm dale:

there must be a guy who's girlfriend made him wear a crocheted vagina hat to a 'me too' rally. hopefully he'll call in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm dale:

"THAT GUM COST ME A NICKEL"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

It's that time of year. What's the criteria to become the "Thank you" person for the upcoming year?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm dale:

who tooted starring alec baldwin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Asheville Jon:

post a pic of the painting!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Kat in Chicago:

Yes we must see the painting
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm queems:

yessss i want to see
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm dale:

we ALL want to see it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Asheville Jon:

send it to Matt Warwick!
  6:10pm Johnzon:

I don't want to see it, I don't want to know what Andy Looks like I like imagining him as a friendly dinosaur mascot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Asheville Jon:

so Johnzon, you haven't seen the 'trainwreck' gif?
  6:12pm NO "L":

After that last Fiasco with the list of words Andy really needs a good SOAKING
  6:13pm Johnzon:

nope... can you describe it for me, but with Andy as a friendly dinosaur?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Asheville Jon:

uh, no. that's not possible. it's shows ken and andy in a light you wouldn't be able to get out of your brain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Phillippe Bastille:

How will we see your Kim Jong-un haircuts?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm dale:

are they just talking trucker hat slogans?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm queems:

me you now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Phillippe Bastille:

"Restraining order expires in 45 minutes"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Little Danny:

YAS QUEEN hat for Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm common:

Hat!
  6:19pm NO "L":

Andy's favorite expression "for the love of crack" or his prayer about succeeding while his friends lose.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm elastic man:

i think a pretty little hat for Andy is a must
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Phillippe Bastille:

A fez that says "Lost my organ grinder"
  6:19pm Adam West Coaster:

Andy in a stylish lil’ Laurel Canyon number.
  6:20pm NO "L":

That hat would stick to your head for ever after the Masturbatorium.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm dale:

ha ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm elastic man:

I want a Rat Race hat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Asheville Jon:

Andy needs a "Don McLean 1980 Tour" hat!
Avatar 6:20pm Jeff Moore:

Picture:

www.instagram.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm PMD:

Ask me about my wife's rack
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm queems:

oh wow, that's a nice painting
  6:21pm NO "L":

Don McLean beats his wife and Andy beats his meat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Phillippe Bastille:

Thanks Jeff! 2 whole likes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"Do Not Touch!"
Avatar 6:22pm Jeff Moore:

Actually, that's not the pic Andy sent, it's one I took earlier.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Asheville Jon:

Matt Warwick holding the pic. Excellent!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm PMD:

Nice painting! Andy has lost weight.
  6:23pm NO "L":

Great picture Jeff Andy Blew on Blue
Avatar 6:23pm Linda Lee:

no one's mentioned MAGA?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm PMD:

Of course, people can lose weight in paintings
  6:24pm medson:

Ask me what it’s like to only have one TV Show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm queems:

my other hat is a toupee
  6:24pm NO "L":

Make Andy Great Again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm dale:

Make Andy Get A job
  6:24pm ButtWeenies:

Don Felder heavy metal hat for ken
  6:24pm Sam:

Andy’s hat: “The levee was DRY!!”
  6:24pm HuskLife:

Hat for Ken “ got any pills?”
  6:25pm NO "L":

Hand or Blow dale?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm queems:

"cunnilingus"
  6:25pm NO "L":

Concierge for WFMU?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm PMD:

for Ken: Ask me how much money I take home from the marathon
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Kat in Chicago:

nice, queems
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Little Danny:

I'M HERE FOR THE BLOWJOBS
  6:26pm Sam:

“I’d rather be masturbating”
  6:26pm NO "L":

Not a "madam" a concierge
  6:26pm Michael Cohen:

I'm a fool.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm dale:

i was just thinking something manual with a shovel no "l'"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Phillippe Bastille:

"KEXP"
  6:26pm Jack from JC:

An idea for Ken’s hat- NPR
  6:26pm middlebun:

My other hat is a pumpkin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park:

F B I
(Female Body Inspector)
Avatar 6:27pm Linda Lee:

"I LOVE DICK"
  6:27pm Adam West Coaster:

For Andy: Ask me about my Merzbox!
Avatar 6:27pm tak:

this is how alt-right started
  6:28pm NO "L":

Nixon? or Chaney?
  6:28pm Луц:

I L O V E F U C K !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm nortonjutland:

"can I give you a dollar?"
  6:28pm NO "L":

Smother of course
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm dale:

my other hat is underpants?
my other hat is a lampshade"
my other hat is a chapeau?

middlebun is on to a concept....
  6:28pm Sam:

There is no Dana, only Zool!!
  6:28pm KC:

"I'm blind"
Avatar 6:29pm Linda Lee:

@NO L ~ that's right.
  6:29pm Луц:

LINDA, maybe?,,
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Phillippe Bastille:

"So far in the closet I'm finding Christmas presents"
  6:29pm NO "L":

1.5 million in two weeks not possible. Make it a Bi-Marathon
Avatar 6:29pm tak:

China #1
  6:29pm Sam:

“Vaginally born and proud”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm queems:

isn't it 3 weeks this year
  6:30pm FSte:

For Andy "I NEED A HUG"
  6:30pm Brian B.:

Ken: "Ask Me About My Parking Lot"

Andy: "FREE HUGS"
  6:30pm tony:

For Ken: I ♥ Will Shortz
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm dale:

'THE GOOD COP' crew hat. they had to have made up some swag that ended up in an african village by now like all the bills superbowl tees.
  6:30pm abcdefghijk mnopqrstuvwxyz:

hu-na or ha-na
  6:30pm Луц:

but i'm from ua... so fuckin far...
  6:31pm Fste:

yay Brian!
Avatar 6:31pm Linda Lee:

that might really hurt, dale.
  6:32pm Sam:

Clog dancing is what plumbers do to celebrate a job well done!
Avatar 6:32pm Jeff Moore:

Here's the picture Andy took:

blogfiles.wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park:

P E T A
People Eating Tasty Animals
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm dale:

in andy's business failure is a way of life.
  6:32pm Луц:

i like old man...
Avatar 6:34pm Linda Lee:

true. he must have a hide like a rhino.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Phillippe Bastille:

Old people love me
  6:34pm bill:

Can't believe no one's suggested this one for Ken: RAPED BY A BEAR!!!
  6:34pm HuskLife:

Hat for Andy “ mayonnaise is stored in the boobs”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm dale:

YES bill!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm PMD:

I'm a little late to the game. Did Daisy paint the picture?
  6:35pm Sam:

Hand should be the thank you girl
  6:35pm abcdefghijk mnopqrstuvwxyz:

Like Monty Python's corks around the Aussie outback hats only with chocolate coated tampons.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm elastic man:

yeh
  6:36pm Sam:

Oooh they took my advice!
Avatar 6:36pm Linda Lee:

imagine Ken saying 'thank you hand' every week. sounds nasty.
  6:37pm abcdefghijk mnopqrstuvwxyz:

After leaving the masturbatorium Ken says just that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Phillippe Bastille:

20 Twitter followers
  6:37pm MK_ULTR4:

hat for Andy:

"ask me about my doner"
  6:37pm Sam:

Andy says thank you hand every time he leaves the masturbatorium
Avatar 6:37pm Linda Lee:

but exactly!
  6:38pm abcdefghijk mnopqrstuvwxyz:

We who donate big are whisked off in Ken's private jet to the volcanic island where we plan that take over of the world.
  6:38pm KM:

"Obey Your Husband" would be a good thing to put on Andy's hat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm dale:

how about 'does this look infected?'
  6:39pm Sam:

Ask me about my boiler
Avatar 6:39pm Fredericks:

What is the number?
  6:39pm abcdefghijk mnopqrstuvwxyz:

blitzen or kebab?
  6:39pm John from Florham Park:

Strange show I am listening too(G)
  6:39pm Sam:

201 536 9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Friend to Albinos (for Andy)
  6:40pm abcdefghijk mnopqrstuvwxyz:

oxford 7 2288
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm dale:

'i'm with stupid' with the arrow pointing down.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm PMD:

WFMU Marathon = New Home for Me
Avatar 6:41pm Linda Lee:

here's one: SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES
  6:41pm Thelma Blitz:

why don't you wear a pink pussy hat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm dale:

'may i take your order?'
  6:41pm Mark Slaughter:

Yup, Monk was the wad
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm dale:

linda lee - think they sell that at harley dealerships.
  6:42pm No "L":

Whip Em Out Wednesdays?
  6:42pm benedeb:

“Bet I could beat you up”
  6:42pm John from Florham Park:

Linda I don’t think would be an appropriate tee shirtr(G)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Phillippe Bastille:

Plucking Chickens Since 1989
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Beto O'Rourke 2020
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm dale:

ha ha! the guys infectiousness makes them funny even if you don't get them.
Avatar 6:43pm Linda Lee:

they're meant to be embarrassing, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Timm in Chicago:

My hat suggestions are inspired by last week's show; "I EAT BROWN DIAPER." and "CUNNILINGUS, THANK YOU!"
  6:43pm Sam:

Dinky dinky is secret code for being from Princeton.
Avatar 6:44pm Linda Lee:

good work Timm!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Phillippe Bastille:

@Linda not sure Ken and Andy need hats to be embarrassing
  6:44pm No "L":

Larry the Liar nudge nudge wink wink
Avatar 6:44pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

HUG STAIN
-or-
WET TO ACTIVATE
  6:44pm John from Florham Park:

@linda very true
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Timm in Chicago:

Thanks Linda!
  6:44pm HuskLife:

Has he ever smoked pot in the parking lot
Avatar 6:45pm Linda Lee:

no. but that's the game.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park:

NJ > NY
  6:46pm Sam:

“My other bed is a waterslide”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm queems:

hi pam!!!
Avatar 6:47pm Linda Lee:

it's natural to move around, Ken!
  6:48pm Johnzon:

how bout a hat in the shape of big mamma so it looks like she's giving birth to their heads.
  6:48pm Adam West Coaster:

For Andy: Ask me about my prostrate!
Avatar 6:49pm tak:

a winner!
Avatar 6:49pm Linda Lee:

Pam wins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm dale:

'i have ringworm'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Phillippe Bastille:

Butt Me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Timm in Chicago:

wow! Pam just totally smoked ALL of us!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm queems:

40 creeps 40 furious
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm dale:

how about HOME PAP SMEARS and andy's number after that...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm queems:

LOL AWW
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Phillippe Bastille:

Requires Two Flushes
Avatar 6:51pm tak:

lmao
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"Follow Me To Orchids of Asia"
  6:51pm Adam West Coaster:

For Ken: Ask me about Beth!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Phillippe Bastille:

Blew the Popsicle Stand
  6:52pm middlebun:

Ask me about my head lice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm dale:

for ken -MY SON EVAN IS AN HONORS STUDENT
  6:53pm Mick from Montclair:

Ask me about Jesus
  6:53pm LCBD:

Hi queems!
Avatar 6:53pm Jeff Moore:

For Andy:

I want to read your screenplay!
Avatar 6:53pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm queems:

hi @lcbd!!!!
  6:53pm Elvis Causticfellow:

For Andy, "Let me read your script."
  6:54pm Sam:

Good one Jennique!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm queems:

something about how andy's son likes ken better than andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm melville:

how about your social security number on the hat?
  6:54pm Adam West Coaster:

For Ken: Proud Boy!
  6:55pm Dave:

I'm sure you are aware that "I have ringworm" was the title of a Van Morrison song on an album that he made to fulfull a record contract.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm dale:

andy should wear a hat COVERED IN CHEWED GUM.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"Straight Ahead!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Phillippe Bastille:

Victoria's Secret
  6:56pm No "L":

Eagles tattoos are looking good right now.
  6:56pm Johnzon:

"we gotta run" ha! her ideas were to good!
  6:56pm Sam:

“Ceci n’est pas un chapeau”
  6:56pm Adam West Coaster:

@Dale: Well played! Haha!
Avatar 6:57pm Folsom:

"Let me show you the record library"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm PMD:

@Dave I have that CD!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Phillippe Bastille:

Bye
  6:58pm Adam West Coaster:

For Andy: How wet can I get?
  6:59pm Boods:

Evening trouble maker!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Next week, soak Andy!
Avatar 7:54pm Fredericks:

I called Andy's cell phone, once.
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