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Options February 13, 2019: Let Us Make Fun of Your Name.

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm ?:

90.1 is still down.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm Tommy in Neversink:

90.1 down
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm dale:

90.1 is still down, yes. using my squeezebox so i'll be several seconds behind in my witticisms.
Avatar 6:07pm Jeff Moore:

So, Andy – today's show concept is making fun of people?

Congratulations on your bravery in busting out of your comfort zone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm melinda:

I wonder if Andy is deliberately trying to gross us out with gum chewing
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm dale:

andy got his money tree from a graft.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm queems:

so much gum
Avatar 6:08pm Linda Lee:

the gum's strong in here tonight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm dale:

i was gonna say his masticating is especially moist tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm melinda:

@Jeff haha
  6:09pm brainiac:

Which is worse, the gum chewing or the nasal whistling?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm melinda:

@dale good one
  6:10pm mrmikestandsir:

and the more than usual cluelessness
Avatar 6:11pm Fredericks:

I think Andy should move further away from the mic.
Avatar 6:12pm Linda Lee:

is he at the station? i'm in late.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:12pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The post office jacked up the price of stamps again recently. What's the stamp investment situation?
  6:12pm Listener Robert:

Heh...not Sierra Spring.
Avatar 6:13pm Fredericks:

Sounds like a lozenge.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm Kat in Chicago:

Every year I say I'm not gonna get any more WFMU T-shirts since I already have like 40. Every year I get at least 1 T-shirt.
Avatar 6:13pm Linda Lee:

Ken, please ask Andy to ease up on the chaw. Thank you sir.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm Gord:

@Linda Lee — Andy's Skyp-ing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm common:

Gum
  6:14pm MelindafromAustin:

Ahhhh with the gum smacking .....!!
Avatar 6:14pm Linda Lee:

maybe that's the problem!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm dale:

gum breckman?
  6:14pm Mick from Montclair:

Worst topic ever.
Plus the smacking. Christ.
Avatar 6:15pm Linda Lee:

he's got a kid named gum?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm aratuk:

It’s not my name, but I know someone named Hazard 503 Best of the Northwest. I have a picture of his driver’s license.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm Kat in Chicago:

The mouth noises are particularly unpleasant this evening.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm melinda:

hello uppercase Melinda! I am originally from Austin too.
Avatar 6:15pm Fredericks:

It is NOT gum. I would put money on it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm dale:

linda - be glad he doesn't have a couple of root beer barrels clacking around in there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm queems:

my parents had to change the first letter of my middle name to "e" so that my initials didn't end up spelling a homophobic slur
Avatar 6:16pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

NO dead air. Just gum.
  6:16pm Listener Robert:

You could even SEE him chewing when he poked his head into the edge of the screen on "Monk". In fairness, I might not have recognized Andy if not for the gum chewing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm aratuk:

His middle name is the local area code.
Avatar 6:16pm Linda Lee:

i think it's especially juicy gum.
  6:16pm ButtWeenies:

My name is Hugh... Hugh Mungus
Avatar 6:17pm Fredericks:

Lozenges dissolve.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm dale:

juicy fruit.
Avatar 6:18pm Linda Lee:

now i'm preoccupied, queems. i cannot imagine!
Avatar 6:18pm Linda Lee:

i guess we should be glad it's not Bubble Yum.
Avatar 6:19pm Fredericks:

Okay. Extra Juicy Fruit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm dale:

queems - the monogram would be fGa on your smoking jacket though.
Avatar 6:20pm Linda Lee:

why not just see who can *make up* the worst plausible name?
Avatar 6:20pm Fredericks:

Or he's drooling, just a little.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:20pm queems:

@dale very true
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm Webhamster Henry:

I guess no one wants to be publicly shamed on air for their name.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm aratuk:

2600hz
Avatar 6:21pm Linda Lee:

right. if it's real bad they've had enough.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm dale:

someone call in and do a busy signal just to mess with them.
Avatar 6:22pm Folsom:

dial tones are two tones, 350 and 440 (A)
Avatar 6:23pm herb.nyc:

In college my roomie told me of a Bertha Bender.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:23pm dale:

there must be a harrison butts out there listening.
Avatar 6:23pm Linda Lee:

bet she had a lot of fun in school..
Avatar 6:25pm herb.nyc:

This guy sounds nice. Let's let him win. Then we can listen to Andy chew gum in peace. Is he extra loud today?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm Asheville Jon:

so what ever happened with all the selfies people sent in at the end of last week's show?
Avatar 6:25pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Maybe Andy lost all his molars and he just gumming a lot.
  6:25pm Ven:

the beauty queen in my class named her son huckleberry
Avatar 6:26pm Linda Lee:

i think he's got his home mic volume way the heck up.
Avatar 6:26pm cobradan:

The gum is driving crazy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm Kat in Chicago:

DUPEE TIME!
Avatar 6:26pm herb.nyc:

Oh yeah. I sent 4 selfies.
Avatar 6:27pm Linda Lee:

Aloisis
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm dale:

did he get that name from the game of clue?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm Asheville Jon:

alouicious t cornpone
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm Kat in Chicago:

Aloysius
Avatar 6:28pm Linda Lee:

thanks Kat! knew i'd missed a letter somewhere.
Avatar 6:28pm Fredericks:

In high school there was someone named Rocco Pramvacco. I assume his parents were going for the rhyme.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm queems:

LOLOLOL
Avatar 6:28pm Folsom:

Wasn't there an Aloysius in Mad Mad Mad Mad World, maybe Tracy Spencer?
  6:28pm MelindafromAustin:

Yes there is a Saint ....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm Power Papi:

I used to work with a guy named Harry Johnson.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm melinda:

I think there was a toy bear named Aloysius in Brideshead Revisited
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm Kat in Chicago:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar 6:29pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

from wikipedia -
Aloysius (/ˌæloʊˈɪʃəs/ AL-oh-ISH-əs) is a given name. It is a Latinisation of the names Louis, Lewis, Luis, Luigi, Ludwig, and other cognate names (traditionally in Medieval Latin as Ludovicus or Chlodovechus), ultimately from Frankish *Hlūdawīg, from Proto-Germanic *Hlūdawīgą ("famous battle"). In the US, the name is rare, with babies receiving the name less than 0.001% since the 1940s and mainly among Roman Catholics, according to Social Security Administration data.[1]
Avatar 6:29pm Linda Lee:

that's right!
Avatar 6:29pm Fredericks:

Aloysius gentay Aloysius is a French song is it not?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm dale:

i knew a girl in college named carole eck.
Avatar 6:30pm Linda Lee:

gentille aloysius.
Avatar 6:30pm Linda Lee:

gentille = nice. agreeable.
Avatar 6:31pm Folsom:

OK the police chief was Aloysius, not Spencer
Avatar 6:31pm Fredericks:

Perfect!
Avatar 6:31pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@Fredericks - That's what I thought! Ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm Kat in Chicago:

I think the French song is "Alouette." I heard a young woman pushing a baby carriage singing it last time I was in Montreal. Wish I'd gotten my field recorder out in time to capture it.
  6:31pm brainiac:

@Kat Thank you very much for that earworm.
Avatar 6:32pm Linda Lee:

that's right Kat! alouette, gentille alouette.
Avatar 6:32pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Pied Pippen!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm Kat in Chicago:

my pleasure, brainiac :)
Avatar 6:32pm herb.nyc:

From movie The Bank Dick, wc fields's daughter has bf named Og Oggilby. wc- "og oggilby. Sounds like a bubble in a bubble bath".
  6:33pm Tom in Cotati:

Aloysius was the 2nd in command of the police dept. in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World". Played by William Demarest, I believe.

I think there might have been a cartoon cat names Aloysius as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm dale:

getting andy high for the first time would just be cruel.
Avatar 6:33pm Linda Lee:

'Alouette' with translation: www.youtube.com...
  6:34pm Tom in Cotati:

Oops, too late...
Avatar 6:34pm quinn:

I don’t have a middle name, I think I should win
Avatar 6:35pm Fredericks:

Who made the brownie?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park:

In high school, a wrestler from a neighboring town was named Ben Steele. There's a St. Aloysius church in my home town.
Avatar 6:36pm quinn:

Scratch that, I thought it was about middle names. My name is great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm Kat in Chicago:

OMG LL, I had no idea that song was so violent!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm Asheville Jon:

cloyce? what the holy crap?
Avatar 6:37pm Linda Lee:

it really is pretty awful!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm dale:

clloyce is a fake doctor name in one of those commercials for catheters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm queems:

this guy sounds so bummed
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm queems:

milk and toast
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm melinda:

I knew someone whose father's middle name was Cloyd.
  6:38pm fredrik:

I knew someone in high school named Christian Dingle
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm melinda:

dale hahaha
Avatar 6:38pm Linda Lee:

now i'm thinking of all the east-west college football players from Key & Peele.
Avatar 6:38pm quinn:

There was an Ashley Mash in my school
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm melinda:

@Linda Lee totally
  6:38pm Sam:

For Cloyce - call him the Cloister
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm dale:

he's not bummed, just had a hash brownie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm Asheville Jon:

still wanna know what happened to the selfies
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm dale:

CHRISTIAN DINGLE....excellent.
Avatar 6:39pm Linda Lee:

Dick Hurtz was my best friend's dad in 5th grade. he used Dick professionally, not Richard or Rich.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm aratuk:

I had a landlord once whose given name was Edwood. I imagined his mother must have said “Edward” with a thick New Orleans accent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm dale:

cloyce is real. southern.
Avatar 6:40pm Linda Lee:

i guess we didn't impress them, Jon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm melinda:

@Linda haha!
  6:41pm Ven:

yeah what about the selfies?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I presume Clay Pigeon is not permitted to enter this.
Avatar 6:41pm Fredericks:

Dick Johnson.
Avatar 6:41pm Linda Lee:

that's not his actual name, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm dale:

is football announcer dick tingle still alive?
Avatar 6:43pm Folsom:

How about Dick Trickle the race car driver?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm PigeonsAndRust:

I used to have a coworker named Dick Small, and on the roster always listed us Last name, First name
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm Kat in Chicago:

@aratuk Did he fancy angora sweaters?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm Asheville Jon:

what about nascar driver Dick Trickle? that's pretty awful
Avatar 6:43pm Fredericks:

What a terrible song.
Avatar 6:43pm Linda Lee:

oh no! poor Dick.
  6:43pm Ven:

dick butkus
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm melinda:

@Folsom it was a classic.
  6:44pm Sam:

Can’t beat Cloyce
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm Fox:

Or Dick Hymen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm queems:

why would you do that to your kid
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm Asheville Jon:

HIPPIE LADY. geez, how high was she???
Avatar 6:45pm coelacanth∅:

i had a relative whose name was Dick Harder. (it's true. Uncle Dick. his trucking company upstate had pencils that said "we try harder" and my girlfriend and i changed 2 boxes of them to "we get harder")
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm Asheville Jon:

Dick HYMAN is awesome!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm aratuk:

I had a neighbor named Patrick Tingle, and he held the rank of Captain in the police department. Captain Pat Tingle.
Avatar 6:45pm herb.nyc:

I love the Ottendorfer branch of ny Pubic Library; they have a glass floor upstairs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm dale:

i like 18th century names that impart the traits the parents hoped the children would take on like resolve and prudence and charity.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Worst boys' name of all time: Sue!
  6:45pm Sam:

Scrooge McDuck
Avatar 6:45pm Linda Lee:

oh my Lord, coel. are there some states in the union where he couldn't do business?
Avatar 6:46pm Folsom:

How about the National Enquirer David Pecker?
Avatar 6:46pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Didn't Cher name her daughter Chastity?
Avatar 6:47pm Linda Lee:

she did, yes. now Chas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm aratuk:

@Jenn Chaz, thank you very much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm Kat in Chicago:

I think Azalea is nice.
Avatar 6:48pm coelacanth∅:

haha Linda! "dick" used to be a common nick name though. i don't think people always thought of it like that so much when uncle dick was born.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm melinda:

Azalea is pretty. Flower names are an old tradition.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm Fox:

I wish I could get Songe to call in. His last name is Riddle and his middle name is Sanctuary.
Avatar 6:48pm Linda Lee:

oh yes. very common.
  6:48pm Sam:

Amazon Cuomo should win
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm melinda:

I wonder exactly when Dick fell out of favor as a nickname for Richard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm dale:

vidalia....
Avatar 6:49pm Linda Lee:

genitalia
Avatar 6:49pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

genatalia
Avatar 6:49pm coelacanth∅:

my friend Vinnie said he grew up with 3 kids whose last name was Rabbit. what do you think their very thoughtful parents decided to name them?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm queems:

ken is good at this
Avatar 6:49pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

whoops, bad spelling
Avatar 6:49pm Fredericks:

A ship I'd sail ya.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm Power Papi:

And then there's ice skating commentator Dick Button
Avatar 6:50pm Linda Lee:

great minds here.
Avatar 6:50pm Folsom:

You are like a boat "I'll sail ya"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm TedfromOakland:

Duke Ellington had a tune named Azalea....they use 'regalia' in the rhyme scheme
  6:50pm Sam:

This has been a great show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm Power Papi:

@melinda "I wonder exactly when Dick fell out "
Avatar 6:50pm Linda Lee:

if i had a dick i'd nail ya. ugh.
Avatar 6:50pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

I'd jail ya then bail ya.
  6:50pm Dean:

One heckuva name memorialized on a plaque: https://bit.ly/2SwAiHr
Avatar 6:51pm coelacanth∅:

i do know someone named Seayoni. (pronounced as one would hope)
  6:51pm Ven:

a friend of mine delivered a baby later named fallopia
  6:51pm Sam:

Oh sweet Azalea
If you were in my class I’d fail ya
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm Asheville Jon:

way to go Linda Lee!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Althea Later
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm melinda:

There is a urologist in Austin named Dick Chopp.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm Asheville Jon:

if you were a taxi, i'd hail ya
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm PMD:

@Linda Lee YES!
  6:52pm Mikey Capone:

Azalea, Azalea
If you were a boat I’d sail ya
Avatar 6:52pm Linda Lee:

my mind is a sewer, truly.
Avatar 6:52pm coelacanth∅:

...i don't know - Ophelia (o,feel ya) is pretty bad. (and pretty common)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm melinda:

@Power Papi haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm Webhamster Henry:

.. a mohel on the side <b-dum tssss!>
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm dale:

phileteilia. for the stamp lover in her life.
Avatar 6:52pm Folsom:

I'm surprised nobody brought up "Shi-thead"
  6:52pm JakeGould:

I’m absolutely stunned that people who have been harassed by there names are somehow not calling this show to be humiliated on the air to the 36 or so people who listen to this show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm aratuk:

@kat No, but it occurs to me that I also know someone who legally changed his name to Abel’s Lugosi, so I should introduce them.
Avatar 6:53pm Linda Lee:

shocking, no?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm Kat in Chicago:

@coel re the kids: Jack, Roger, Peter?
  6:54pm JakeGould:

“Please, let me share my full name on the air for base entertainment.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm aratuk:

*Bela damn autocorrect
  6:54pm Benjamin Dover:

I’ve been trying to call for like 30 fuckin minutes! I give up!!
  6:54pm Ven:

that's entertainment baby!
  6:55pm Karen:

I went to junior high with a girl named Dushi Hazel
  6:55pm JakeGould:

Mulva
Avatar 6:55pm coelacanth∅:

i knew someone who did a lot of work in hospitals and was told that a large number of babies in the "under-educated" newark,nj population are named "Vagina", because of the elation in the delivery room; and they hear this word and it sounds pretty and they don't know what it means and their minds are made up.
  6:55pm Ven:

i knew two guys named milli vanilli
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm Asheville Jon:

KYW in Philly used to have a broadcaster/newscaster named Rica Dufus
Avatar 6:56pm Linda Lee:

good work, Ken! that was the right choice.
  6:57pm Ven:

@coelacanth, that is what happened in the case of fallopia
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:57pm Fox:

I went to summer camp with a guy named Bjorn Sunflower.
Avatar 6:57pm coelacanth∅:

Kat, close! one girl though. Bunny. (& Jack and Peter)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm dale:

i saw a child named latrina once. i just slapped my head.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

March 6: Soak Andy!
Avatar 6:58pm coelacanth∅:

Ven, that makes sense.
Avatar 6:58pm Linda Lee:

let's rob him of his gum budget.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm Kat in Chicago:

Bunny, oh no.
Avatar 6:59pm coelacanth∅:

haha -oh yeah!
Avatar 6:59pm coelacanth∅:

Thanks Ken & Andy!
Avatar 6:59pm Fredericks:

Harvey would have been a good rabbit name.
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