WFMU: Neighbors Noise with Jesse Kaminsky: Playlist from December 4, 2018

Listener comments!
	♥ 7:01pm melinda: hi folks
	♥ 7:02pm listener james from westwood: ::opens umbrella:: How do, all!
	♥ 7:05pm chresti: Hi!- from a not very seasonal location that is So CA!
	♥ 7:05pm Granny Spicy Tuna: staying dry and cozy here in the woods
	7:05pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey melinda! Hey James! Got a rainy overnight recording from Denmark for you
	7:06pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hi chresti! Hi Granny Spicy Tuna!
	♥ 7:06pm chresti: Fantastic!
	7:06pm Jesse Kaminsky: Krisian Larsen does some pretty great overnight field recordings all around Denmark: recordingsofnature.wordpress.com
	♥ 7:07pm βrian: This rain sounds warm. Cast the umbrella aside and run bare-footed in the mud!
	♥ 7:08pm northguineahills: I like my owls tawny! If Denmark is warm to you βrian! ;p
	7:09pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey βrian! It was recorded in October but might as well be spring to us, more info here: recordingsofnature.wordpress.com...
	7:09pm Jesse Kaminsky: northguineahills!
	♥ 7:10pm chresti: Big, slapping drops
	♥ 7:11pm chresti: nice recording
	♥ 7:12pm βrian: Denmark in October? Warm enough for a frolic, anyway. I like my Port tawny.
	♥ 7:13pm chresti: Thanks for the link, Jesse.
	7:15pm Dave in Vermont on the phone: Beautifuk
	♥ 7:15pm chresti: He said there were less insects due to warmer weather, You'd think there would be more?
	♥ 7:16pm northguineahills: Found a nice cafe/pub at the edge of the Brondbyskoven National Forrest. Nice hiking trails, and looks almost like a wetland. If anyone is going, look it up!
	7:17pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey DaveIVOTP!
	7:18pm Dave in Vermont on the phone: ^typo Hope we get some of the tawny owl
	♥ 7:18pm βrian: It does remind me of some splendid October hikes in VT and the Adirondacks. The foliage does add an embracing effect.
	7:18pm Jesse Kaminsky: It's a slow build to the owl.
	♥ 7:21pm βrian: We were hearing owls outside our window until about a month ago. They've gone quiet now, probably until early February when they start to get randy.
	♥ 7:23pm northguineahills: xn--engtoftegrd-58a.dk
	♥ 7:24pm coelacanth∅: hello Jesse; neighbors
	7:24pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey coelacanthø!
	♥ 7:25pm Webhamster Henry: I like the rain.
	♥ 7:25pm Granny Spicy Tuna: i really hope we'll hear three hours of this
	♥ 7:25pm Webhamster Henry: If you stay up late, the Night Owl comes out on the Ichiban stream.
	7:26pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey Henry! @Granny, I like the way you think :)
	♥ 7:27pm βrian: The sound (and sight) of rain falling on tumescent fungi is remarkable, as well, but that's usually over by late September.
	♥ 7:29pm coelacanth∅: Henry, you mean the night robot? no thank you. - that was disappointing.
	7:32pm Mayuko: Good evening, Jesse and all!
	7:32pm Jesse Kaminsky: Mayuko!!
	♥ 7:33pm chresti: this could be a fire or something frying in a pan
	♥ 7:35pm northguineahills: @Henry: And if you listen to early Canned Heat, you can hear a Blind Owl.
	♥ 7:35pm βrian: @chresti: My Lovely just asked if that was coming from the stove.
	♥ 7:37pm chresti: Hah!
	♥ 7:37pm Granny Spicy Tuna: the creepy Night Owl robot who plays great music makes me shiver
	♥ 7:37pm coelacanth∅: where i lived for 11 years until 2 ago i heard lots of owls. i don't know enough about them to know what kinds were there or even how many different species but i did manage to record i think at least 4 species, and different calls from the same owls also. i sure miss living there. many recordings. (& a few big regret missed recording opportunities)
	♥ 7:37pm coelacanth∅: hi Mayuko!
	♥ 7:38pm chresti: Did you tell her you were starting a fire? @Brian
	♥ 7:40pm chresti: I have not seen the creepy owl robot
	♥ 7:40pm coelacanth∅: right, Ms. Tuna? it's a shame! really good music but i wont listen to robotic voices so much. (& the comments on the board seem also to be "AI")
	♥ 7:41pm coelacanth∅: (the comments from the night owl, that is)
	7:42pm Mayuko: Hi coelacanth∅! Thank you for your interesting comment the other day after the show!
	♥ 7:43pm melinda: I'm unfamiliar with this Night Owl.
	♥ 7:43pm Webhamster Henry: Aww Owl Sun is friendly! It's slowly learning. Dave is adding more kinds of poetry and expanding the playlist.
	7:43pm JakeGould: Hello Jesse, Mayuko and Melinda!
	♥ 7:44pm Webhamster Henry: But Ichiban can't play an hour of rain like you can here.
	7:46pm Mayuko: Hola Jake!
	♥ 7:47pm coelacanth∅: "owl sun" that's right. yes, "friendly"! (even though AI cannot actually be friendly) ...i don't want to support such a thing. sorry. my sister refers to her gps as "her" and it pisses me off! it's not a she or a her, it's an it. ...just another nail in the coffin.
	♥ 7:48pm northguineahills: I have an owl nesting across the street. Since I can't distinguish owl calls from each other (is there a shazam for bird calls?), and I can never see it, I don't know what species it is.
	7:49pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey Jake!
	7:49pm JakeGould: Just found out Peta wants to get people to stop using anti-animal language. And they are funnier than you can imagine! twitter.com...
	♥ 7:50pm coelacanth∅: Mayuko, i don't remember what i said but you're welcome! (?)
	♥ 7:50pm melinda: Speaking of AI, did anyone see the movie Her? I tried watching but couldn't get into it.
	♥ 7:52pm Webhamster Henry: @melina - there were a few things wrong about Her, but the idea that a conversational interface is going to replace staring at a phone is dead on.
	♥ 7:52pm coelacanth∅: Yay there it is!
	♥ 7:52pm melinda: @Jake those are hilarious. "Feed two birds with one scone" is sure to catch on quickly.
	7:53pm JakeGould: I think I will redo that chart and all of the new phrases are just “Fuck you!”
	♥ 7:53pm βrian: Great Horned owls prevail here in Wisconsin. When they land on smaller limbs, they appear to be drunk, since they have to flail about a bit to regain balance. I was surprised to see that.
	♥ 7:54pm coelacanth∅: (i always say "feed 2 birds with one seed")
	7:54pm JakeGould: @Brian: Owls are extremely stupid.
	♥ 7:55pm Granny Spicy Tuna: I think Owl Sun seems friendly. When i commented that the Night Owl makes me shiver, the Night Owl offered me the hope to "feel better soon."
	♥ 7:55pm coelacanth∅: owls are bird-brains
	♥ 7:55pm melinda: @Henry you might be right, but I couldn't get past the fact that he was talking to Scarlet Johansen, not an AI construct. Of course he would fall for her.
	7:56pm JakeGould: There are these small migratory birds in NYC that are not sparrows, but look like a more cleaned up version of them. They chirp really nicely and have stripes on their heads. I like them.
	♥ 7:58pm chresti: isn't feeding a fed horse animal cruelty?
	♥ 7:59pm melinda: @chresti good point. Also, some of their replacement phrases are just lame. Being a test tube is not the same thing as being a guinea pig.
	7:59pm JakeGould: What about “Spanking the Monkey” or “Choking the Chicken?” Nobody could ever redo those!
	♥ 8:01pm melinda: @Jake I doubt PETA will go there.
	♥ 8:01pm coelacanth∅: uh...
	8:01pm JakeGould: Also, “Bring Home the Bagels?” Really? As a Jew, I must say anyone telling me they are the “breadwinner” because they brought home the bagels is just a schmuck.
	♥ 8:02pm coelacanth∅: vegetarians, so... but who actually waxes a carrot?!
	♥ 8:02pm northguineahills: @Jake: Probably a species of wren.
	♥ 8:02pm melinda: Bring Home the Tempeh.
	♥ 8:03pm βrian: @JakeGould: There are birds in NYC? Surely you jest. ... Apart from seagulls, I mean.
	♥ 8:03pm chresti: hahaha!
	♥ 8:04pm coelacanth∅: "bring home the fakin' bacon"
	♥ 8:05pm βrian: Tree ears are fungi, yo.
	8:05pm JakeGould: Peta should just go shut the front door! They are just a bunch of mother otter snot suckers.
	♥ 8:05pm chresti: hah! good one!
	♥ 8:06pm Granny Spicy Tuna: who knew that the punchline for "who actually waxes a carrot" was "probably a species of wren"!?!
	♥ 8:06pm chresti: (fakin' bacon)
	8:07pm JakeGould: Go eat a cow, man.
	♥ 8:07pm northguineahills: The first comment form the PETA tweet is gold!
	♥ 8:09pm chresti: Likewise Jesse!
	♥ 8:10pm βrian: Where did the "waxing a carrot" thread originate here? I mean, is it like polishing the pine, or what?
	8:10pm JakeGould: Just like kicking a mule!
	8:11pm JakeGould: Stop stabbing the woodchuck.
	8:12pm JakeGould: Gonna go body-shame a pigeon!
	♥ 8:14pm βrian: I've heard you're not officially a woodchuck until your a 5th generation Vermonter. Can we give Bernie a pass, at least?
	8:15pm JakeGould: Bernie should just go and trim a squirrel tail then.
	♥ 8:15pm Granny Spicy Tuna: The Pidge was sorta bodyshaming himself this morning. Not really, though, of course.
	♥ 8:15pm βrian: Sorry. "you're" ...
	8:15pm spodiodi: I wonder how pigeons feel about certain DJs co-opting pigeon culture (not to mention the implied gun violence)
	♥ 8:16pm melinda: @ngh I'm not sure which comment you're referring to but I like this one: "I was a test tube baby. My culture is not your colloquialism."
	♥ 8:17pm chresti: yeah-I don't get waxing the carrot
	♥ 8:18pm chresti: in like a porch climber
	♥ 8:19pm Granny Spicy Tuna: And who has ever actually admonished a Bishop? OK. Maybe the Pope?
	♥ 8:19pm βrian: The Pidge is a famous sculpture first; a well-liked DJ second. See en.wikipedia.org...
	♥ 8:21pm βrian: I was candle-choked by a bishop, once. Soldier of Christ, I thought? Nah, I'm out.
	♥ 8:22pm coelacanth∅: "candle-choked"?
	8:23pm spodiodi: St. Blaise style
	♥ 8:23pm chresti: Yeah @ngh 8:07 that was perfect
	♥ 8:24pm northguineahills: Ok, thanks Jesse, finally leaving work, off use my brain to destroy it (pub trivia). See y'alls!
	♥ 8:25pm coelacanth∅: i don't know what the first comment was. there was a really funny comment a few down (before the asshole with the briskit) but it's gone now. every time i go back to the thread it's different.
	♥ 8:25pm βrian: @coelacanth∅: Oh yeah, it's like the Scissors of Submission. There was no way I was going there!
	8:26pm Jesse Kaminsky: good luck northguineahills!
	♥ 8:26pm coelacanth∅: jeez. ...'bishop's a dick!
	♥ 8:27pm βrian: I was polite enough not to pop him in the huevos.
	8:27pm ike: Like.
	8:28pm JakeGould: What happens to “Don’t have a cow, man…” then?
	♥ 8:28pm coelacanth∅: βrian hahaha!
	♥ 8:29pm chresti: they got dumber The first was a gif from that cursing children cartoon Keep your shirt on
	♥ 8:30pm coelacanth∅: "don't harm a cow man"; don't have a cow boy"; don't have a cowpie, man"...
	8:32pm JakeGould: For those who care, the Q-anon loons are now believing that George Bush’s dog sleeping near his casket is a “dog whistle” that means, “Let sleeping dogs lie…” and they are now all connecting it to 9-11. I FIND THAT TO BE HILARIOUS!!!
	♥ 8:35pm βrian: I'm reminded of my onetime trecks to fetch eggs from the local farmer. These involved electric wire, barbed wire, cows, and cow pies. Dear me.
	♥ 8:35pm chresti: the hair of the dog that bit you
	♥ 8:36pm βrian: What, and now there are loons in DC?
	♥ 8:36pm chresti: or is it the tail?
	8:36pm JakeGould: The hair of the razor that nicked you.
	♥ 8:37pm coelacanth∅: does that mean that even though the shithead is dead they shouldn't bring on the proof that he was instrumental in the world trade center attacks because that would implicate lots of other shitheads that unfortunately haven't died yet?
	8:38pm JakeGould: When Reagan died it wasn’t this big a deal. Or am I forgetting what 2004 was like?
	♥ 8:40pm coelacanth∅: people pretended for years before reagan died that he was "a great president". (rather than "the beginning of the end", as he kind of was)
	8:42pm JakeGould: Yeah, but it seems like this is 1 week of mourning with even the post office shutting down tomorrow. I don’t recall that happening for Reagan.
	♥ 8:43pm coelacanth∅: really nice segue there Jesse
	♥ 8:46pm coelacanth∅: hmm. i don't remember so well but i do think it was kinda a big deal - but maybe tempered by the fact that he was in a bad way for quite some time before that, so maybe it didn't surprise anyone.
	8:47pm JakeGould: I just saw video of someone lifting Bob Dole out of a wheelchair to salute the casket and it’s really creepy. It’s hard to tell how conscious Bob Dole was. Seemed like a sack of bones lifted out of a wheelchair for a photo op. So creepy and sad.
	♥ 8:47pm melinda: I don't remember if the PO closed for Reagan.
	8:47pm Jesse Kaminsky: :)
	8:52pm JakeGould: Be the test tube, Jesse.
	♥ 8:53pm coelacanth∅: i didn't know the post office closed for bush. i was in town on sunday and today for a little while, and spoke with both my mother and my sister within the past few days, and never was bush mentioned. if it weren't for the wfmu comment board i don't know that i'd be aware that he died!
	8:54pm JakeGould: Tomorrow. In the middle of the holiday season the USPS is closing to mourn Bush.
	♥ 8:56pm coelacanth∅: oh that does seem a little over-the-top - esp for a president that is generally regarded as one of our least popular ones.
	♥ 8:56pm coelacanth∅: (last i knew)
	♥ 8:59pm βrian: If they were mourning bush, I could understand.
	♥ 9:02pm coelacanth∅: heh...and agreed!
	♥ 9:10pm βrian: Gotta scamper. Thanks, Jesse.
	9:11pm Jesse Kaminsky: Have a great week βrian!
	♥ 9:13pm chresti: Enjoying the show Jesse!
	9:14pm Jesse Kaminsky: Thanks chresti!
	♥ 9:17pm Doug Schulkind: Pigeonhole Radio!
	9:20pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey Doug!!
	♥ 9:22pm chresti: this is nice rain
	♥ 9:33pm chresti: I believe the Matias Aguayo track is capable of making rain happen
	♥ 9:35pm coelacanth∅: Doug i think hat phrase is speciesist. there must be a kinder alternative.
	♥ 9:45pm chresti: My boyfriend's aunt kept a pigeon on her dinning room table
	♥ 9:46pm chresti: who was it that called pigeons "rats with wings"?
	♥ 9:47pm coelacanth∅: a live pigeon? why on the dining room table?
	♥ 9:50pm coelacanth∅: ...and i have nothing against rats...it's a "separate but equal" kind of thing. there's only extremely superficial reasons for comparing rats and pigeons though.
	♥ 9:55pm melinda: I like pigeons.
	♥ 9:57pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Jesse! Excellent as always 'night, animals
	10:00pm Jesse Kaminsky: Have a great week everyone!
	♥ 10:01pm chresti: Thanks Jesse! The best!

Neighbors Noise with Jesse Kaminsky: Playlist from December 4, 2018

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year
Kristian Larsen	October rainy night ambience and tawny owl, Brøndbyskoven	recordingsofnature.wordpress.com		2017

Pendant	IBX-BZC "IBX-BZC" by "Pendant"	Make Me Know You Sweet	West Mineral	2018
Laurel Halo	Raw Silk Uncut Wood "Raw Silk Uncut Wood" by "Laurel Halo"	Raw Silk Uncut Wood	Latency	2018
Maria W. Horn	Atropa "Atropa" by "Maria W. Horn"	Kontrapoetik	Portals Editions	2018
KTL	HIT "HIT" by "KTL"	The Pyre: Versions Distilled To Stereo	Shelter Press	2018
Carla dal Forno	Lay Me Down "Lay Me Down" by "Carla dal Forno"	Top of the Pops		2018
Blair Greenberg	Beach "Beach" by "Blair Greenberg"	Midday Moon	Bedroom Suck	2018
Catherine Christer Hennix	Equal Temperament Fender Mix	Selected Early Keyboard Works	Blank Forms Editions, Empty Editions	2018
Music behind DJ: Dominique Dumont	La Bataille de Neige
Senyawa	Tanggalkan Di Dunia (Undo the World)	Sujud	Sublime Frequencies	2018
James Holden & Maalem Houssam	Pass Through The Fire / Bouri Bouri Manandabo	Guinia Three Live Takes	Border Community	2018
Matias Aguayo ft. Mujaji The Rain	Rain	Rain	Cómeme	2018
Veronica Vasicka	From Here (Regis Remix)	In Silhouette	Downwards	2018
Rrose	Incisors "Incisors" by "Rrose"	Beware of Shells	EAUX	2018
Monotronique	Bounce Yo Head "Bounce Yo Head" by "Monotronique"	Shared Meanings	Shared Meanings	2018
Zuli	Wreck "Wreck" by "Zuli"	Terminal	UIQ	2018
SHXCXCHCXSH	UUOUUOUU "UUOUUOUU" by "SHXCXCHCXSH"	OUFOUFOF	Rösten	2018
Peder Mannerfelt	This Machine Shares Memes	Daily Routine	Peder Mannerfelt Produktion	2018

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Listener comments!
	♥ 7:01pm melinda: hi folks
	♥ 7:02pm listener james from westwood: ::opens umbrella:: How do, all!
	♥ 7:05pm chresti: Hi!- from a not very seasonal location that is So CA!
	♥ 7:05pm Granny Spicy Tuna: staying dry and cozy here in the woods
	7:05pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey melinda! Hey James! Got a rainy overnight recording from Denmark for you
	7:06pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hi chresti! Hi Granny Spicy Tuna!
	♥ 7:06pm chresti: Fantastic!
	7:06pm Jesse Kaminsky: Krisian Larsen does some pretty great overnight field recordings all around Denmark: recordingsofnature.wordpress.com
	♥ 7:07pm βrian: This rain sounds warm. Cast the umbrella aside and run bare-footed in the mud!
	♥ 7:08pm northguineahills: I like my owls tawny! If Denmark is warm to you βrian! ;p
	7:09pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey βrian! It was recorded in October but might as well be spring to us, more info here: recordingsofnature.wordpress.com...
	7:09pm Jesse Kaminsky: northguineahills!
	♥ 7:10pm chresti: Big, slapping drops
	♥ 7:11pm chresti: nice recording
	♥ 7:12pm βrian: Denmark in October? Warm enough for a frolic, anyway. I like my Port tawny.
	♥ 7:13pm chresti: Thanks for the link, Jesse.
	7:15pm Dave in Vermont on the phone: Beautifuk
	♥ 7:15pm chresti: He said there were less insects due to warmer weather, You'd think there would be more?
	♥ 7:16pm northguineahills: Found a nice cafe/pub at the edge of the Brondbyskoven National Forrest. Nice hiking trails, and looks almost like a wetland. If anyone is going, look it up!
	7:17pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey DaveIVOTP!
	7:18pm Dave in Vermont on the phone: ^typo Hope we get some of the tawny owl
	♥ 7:18pm βrian: It does remind me of some splendid October hikes in VT and the Adirondacks. The foliage does add an embracing effect.
	7:18pm Jesse Kaminsky: It's a slow build to the owl.
	♥ 7:21pm βrian: We were hearing owls outside our window until about a month ago. They've gone quiet now, probably until early February when they start to get randy.
	♥ 7:23pm northguineahills: xn--engtoftegrd-58a.dk
	♥ 7:24pm coelacanth∅: hello Jesse; neighbors
	7:24pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey coelacanthø!
	♥ 7:25pm Webhamster Henry: I like the rain.
	♥ 7:25pm Granny Spicy Tuna: i really hope we'll hear three hours of this
	♥ 7:25pm Webhamster Henry: If you stay up late, the Night Owl comes out on the Ichiban stream.
	7:26pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey Henry! @Granny, I like the way you think :)
	♥ 7:27pm βrian: The sound (and sight) of rain falling on tumescent fungi is remarkable, as well, but that's usually over by late September.
	♥ 7:29pm coelacanth∅: Henry, you mean the night robot? no thank you. - that was disappointing.
	7:32pm Mayuko: Good evening, Jesse and all!
	7:32pm Jesse Kaminsky: Mayuko!!
	♥ 7:33pm chresti: this could be a fire or something frying in a pan
	♥ 7:35pm northguineahills: @Henry: And if you listen to early Canned Heat, you can hear a Blind Owl.
	♥ 7:35pm βrian: @chresti: My Lovely just asked if that was coming from the stove.
	♥ 7:37pm chresti: Hah!
	♥ 7:37pm Granny Spicy Tuna: the creepy Night Owl robot who plays great music makes me shiver
	♥ 7:37pm coelacanth∅: where i lived for 11 years until 2 ago i heard lots of owls. i don't know enough about them to know what kinds were there or even how many different species but i did manage to record i think at least 4 species, and different calls from the same owls also. i sure miss living there. many recordings. (& a few big regret missed recording opportunities)
	♥ 7:37pm coelacanth∅: hi Mayuko!
	♥ 7:38pm chresti: Did you tell her you were starting a fire? @Brian
	♥ 7:40pm chresti: I have not seen the creepy owl robot
	♥ 7:40pm coelacanth∅: right, Ms. Tuna? it's a shame! really good music but i wont listen to robotic voices so much. (& the comments on the board seem also to be "AI")
	♥ 7:41pm coelacanth∅: (the comments from the night owl, that is)
	7:42pm Mayuko: Hi coelacanth∅! Thank you for your interesting comment the other day after the show!
	♥ 7:43pm melinda: I'm unfamiliar with this Night Owl.
	♥ 7:43pm Webhamster Henry: Aww Owl Sun is friendly! It's slowly learning. Dave is adding more kinds of poetry and expanding the playlist.
	7:43pm JakeGould: Hello Jesse, Mayuko and Melinda!
	♥ 7:44pm Webhamster Henry: But Ichiban can't play an hour of rain like you can here.
	7:46pm Mayuko: Hola Jake!
	♥ 7:47pm coelacanth∅: "owl sun" that's right. yes, "friendly"! (even though AI cannot actually be friendly) ...i don't want to support such a thing. sorry. my sister refers to her gps as "her" and it pisses me off! it's not a she or a her, it's an it. ...just another nail in the coffin.
	♥ 7:48pm northguineahills: I have an owl nesting across the street. Since I can't distinguish owl calls from each other (is there a shazam for bird calls?), and I can never see it, I don't know what species it is.
	7:49pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey Jake!
	7:49pm JakeGould: Just found out Peta wants to get people to stop using anti-animal language. And they are funnier than you can imagine! twitter.com...
	♥ 7:50pm coelacanth∅: Mayuko, i don't remember what i said but you're welcome! (?)
	♥ 7:50pm melinda: Speaking of AI, did anyone see the movie Her? I tried watching but couldn't get into it.
	♥ 7:52pm Webhamster Henry: @melina - there were a few things wrong about Her, but the idea that a conversational interface is going to replace staring at a phone is dead on.
	♥ 7:52pm coelacanth∅: Yay there it is!
	♥ 7:52pm melinda: @Jake those are hilarious. "Feed two birds with one scone" is sure to catch on quickly.
	7:53pm JakeGould: I think I will redo that chart and all of the new phrases are just “Fuck you!”
	♥ 7:53pm βrian: Great Horned owls prevail here in Wisconsin. When they land on smaller limbs, they appear to be drunk, since they have to flail about a bit to regain balance. I was surprised to see that.
	♥ 7:54pm coelacanth∅: (i always say "feed 2 birds with one seed")
	7:54pm JakeGould: @Brian: Owls are extremely stupid.
	♥ 7:55pm Granny Spicy Tuna: I think Owl Sun seems friendly. When i commented that the Night Owl makes me shiver, the Night Owl offered me the hope to "feel better soon."
	♥ 7:55pm coelacanth∅: owls are bird-brains
	♥ 7:55pm melinda: @Henry you might be right, but I couldn't get past the fact that he was talking to Scarlet Johansen, not an AI construct. Of course he would fall for her.
	7:56pm JakeGould: There are these small migratory birds in NYC that are not sparrows, but look like a more cleaned up version of them. They chirp really nicely and have stripes on their heads. I like them.
	♥ 7:58pm chresti: isn't feeding a fed horse animal cruelty?
	♥ 7:59pm melinda: @chresti good point. Also, some of their replacement phrases are just lame. Being a test tube is not the same thing as being a guinea pig.
	7:59pm JakeGould: What about “Spanking the Monkey” or “Choking the Chicken?” Nobody could ever redo those!
	♥ 8:01pm melinda: @Jake I doubt PETA will go there.
	♥ 8:01pm coelacanth∅: uh...
	8:01pm JakeGould: Also, “Bring Home the Bagels?” Really? As a Jew, I must say anyone telling me they are the “breadwinner” because they brought home the bagels is just a schmuck.
	♥ 8:02pm coelacanth∅: vegetarians, so... but who actually waxes a carrot?!
	♥ 8:02pm northguineahills: @Jake: Probably a species of wren.
	♥ 8:02pm melinda: Bring Home the Tempeh.
	♥ 8:03pm βrian: @JakeGould: There are birds in NYC? Surely you jest. ... Apart from seagulls, I mean.
	♥ 8:03pm chresti: hahaha!
	♥ 8:04pm coelacanth∅: "bring home the fakin' bacon"
	♥ 8:05pm βrian: Tree ears are fungi, yo.
	8:05pm JakeGould: Peta should just go shut the front door! They are just a bunch of mother otter snot suckers.
	♥ 8:05pm chresti: hah! good one!
	♥ 8:06pm Granny Spicy Tuna: who knew that the punchline for "who actually waxes a carrot" was "probably a species of wren"!?!
	♥ 8:06pm chresti: (fakin' bacon)
	8:07pm JakeGould: Go eat a cow, man.
	♥ 8:07pm northguineahills: The first comment form the PETA tweet is gold!
	♥ 8:09pm chresti: Likewise Jesse!
	♥ 8:10pm βrian: Where did the "waxing a carrot" thread originate here? I mean, is it like polishing the pine, or what?
	8:10pm JakeGould: Just like kicking a mule!
	8:11pm JakeGould: Stop stabbing the woodchuck.
	8:12pm JakeGould: Gonna go body-shame a pigeon!
	♥ 8:14pm βrian: I've heard you're not officially a woodchuck until your a 5th generation Vermonter. Can we give Bernie a pass, at least?
	8:15pm JakeGould: Bernie should just go and trim a squirrel tail then.
	♥ 8:15pm Granny Spicy Tuna: The Pidge was sorta bodyshaming himself this morning. Not really, though, of course.
	♥ 8:15pm βrian: Sorry. "you're" ...
	8:15pm spodiodi: I wonder how pigeons feel about certain DJs co-opting pigeon culture (not to mention the implied gun violence)
	♥ 8:16pm melinda: @ngh I'm not sure which comment you're referring to but I like this one: "I was a test tube baby. My culture is not your colloquialism."
	♥ 8:17pm chresti: yeah-I don't get waxing the carrot
	♥ 8:18pm chresti: in like a porch climber
	♥ 8:19pm Granny Spicy Tuna: And who has ever actually admonished a Bishop? OK. Maybe the Pope?
	♥ 8:19pm βrian: The Pidge is a famous sculpture first; a well-liked DJ second. See en.wikipedia.org...
	♥ 8:21pm βrian: I was candle-choked by a bishop, once. Soldier of Christ, I thought? Nah, I'm out.
	♥ 8:22pm coelacanth∅: "candle-choked"?
	8:23pm spodiodi: St. Blaise style
	♥ 8:23pm chresti: Yeah @ngh 8:07 that was perfect
	♥ 8:24pm northguineahills: Ok, thanks Jesse, finally leaving work, off use my brain to destroy it (pub trivia). See y'alls!
	♥ 8:25pm coelacanth∅: i don't know what the first comment was. there was a really funny comment a few down (before the asshole with the briskit) but it's gone now. every time i go back to the thread it's different.
	♥ 8:25pm βrian: @coelacanth∅: Oh yeah, it's like the Scissors of Submission. There was no way I was going there!
	8:26pm Jesse Kaminsky: good luck northguineahills!
	♥ 8:26pm coelacanth∅: jeez. ...'bishop's a dick!
	♥ 8:27pm βrian: I was polite enough not to pop him in the huevos.
	8:27pm ike: Like.
	8:28pm JakeGould: What happens to “Don’t have a cow, man…” then?
	♥ 8:28pm coelacanth∅: βrian hahaha!
	♥ 8:29pm chresti: they got dumber The first was a gif from that cursing children cartoon Keep your shirt on
	♥ 8:30pm coelacanth∅: "don't harm a cow man"; don't have a cow boy"; don't have a cowpie, man"...
	8:32pm JakeGould: For those who care, the Q-anon loons are now believing that George Bush’s dog sleeping near his casket is a “dog whistle” that means, “Let sleeping dogs lie…” and they are now all connecting it to 9-11. I FIND THAT TO BE HILARIOUS!!!
	♥ 8:35pm βrian: I'm reminded of my onetime trecks to fetch eggs from the local farmer. These involved electric wire, barbed wire, cows, and cow pies. Dear me.
	♥ 8:35pm chresti: the hair of the dog that bit you
	♥ 8:36pm βrian: What, and now there are loons in DC?
	♥ 8:36pm chresti: or is it the tail?
	8:36pm JakeGould: The hair of the razor that nicked you.
	♥ 8:37pm coelacanth∅: does that mean that even though the shithead is dead they shouldn't bring on the proof that he was instrumental in the world trade center attacks because that would implicate lots of other shitheads that unfortunately haven't died yet?
	8:38pm JakeGould: When Reagan died it wasn’t this big a deal. Or am I forgetting what 2004 was like?
	♥ 8:40pm coelacanth∅: people pretended for years before reagan died that he was "a great president". (rather than "the beginning of the end", as he kind of was)
	8:42pm JakeGould: Yeah, but it seems like this is 1 week of mourning with even the post office shutting down tomorrow. I don’t recall that happening for Reagan.
	♥ 8:43pm coelacanth∅: really nice segue there Jesse
	♥ 8:46pm coelacanth∅: hmm. i don't remember so well but i do think it was kinda a big deal - but maybe tempered by the fact that he was in a bad way for quite some time before that, so maybe it didn't surprise anyone.
	8:47pm JakeGould: I just saw video of someone lifting Bob Dole out of a wheelchair to salute the casket and it’s really creepy. It’s hard to tell how conscious Bob Dole was. Seemed like a sack of bones lifted out of a wheelchair for a photo op. So creepy and sad.
	♥ 8:47pm melinda: I don't remember if the PO closed for Reagan.
	8:47pm Jesse Kaminsky: :)
	8:52pm JakeGould: Be the test tube, Jesse.
	♥ 8:53pm coelacanth∅: i didn't know the post office closed for bush. i was in town on sunday and today for a little while, and spoke with both my mother and my sister within the past few days, and never was bush mentioned. if it weren't for the wfmu comment board i don't know that i'd be aware that he died!
	8:54pm JakeGould: Tomorrow. In the middle of the holiday season the USPS is closing to mourn Bush.
	♥ 8:56pm coelacanth∅: oh that does seem a little over-the-top - esp for a president that is generally regarded as one of our least popular ones.
	♥ 8:56pm coelacanth∅: (last i knew)
	♥ 8:59pm βrian: If they were mourning bush, I could understand.
	♥ 9:02pm coelacanth∅: heh...and agreed!
	♥ 9:10pm βrian: Gotta scamper. Thanks, Jesse.
	9:11pm Jesse Kaminsky: Have a great week βrian!
	♥ 9:13pm chresti: Enjoying the show Jesse!
	9:14pm Jesse Kaminsky: Thanks chresti!
	♥ 9:17pm Doug Schulkind: Pigeonhole Radio!
	9:20pm Jesse Kaminsky: Hey Doug!!
	♥ 9:22pm chresti: this is nice rain
	♥ 9:33pm chresti: I believe the Matias Aguayo track is capable of making rain happen
	♥ 9:35pm coelacanth∅: Doug i think hat phrase is speciesist. there must be a kinder alternative.
	♥ 9:45pm chresti: My boyfriend's aunt kept a pigeon on her dinning room table
	♥ 9:46pm chresti: who was it that called pigeons "rats with wings"?
	♥ 9:47pm coelacanth∅: a live pigeon? why on the dining room table?
	♥ 9:50pm coelacanth∅: ...and i have nothing against rats...it's a "separate but equal" kind of thing. there's only extremely superficial reasons for comparing rats and pigeons though.
	♥ 9:55pm melinda: I like pigeons.
	♥ 9:57pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Jesse! Excellent as always 'night, animals
	10:00pm Jesse Kaminsky: Have a great week everyone!
	♥ 10:01pm chresti: Thanks Jesse! The best!

Neighbors Noise with Jesse Kaminsky: Playlist from December 4, 2018

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