Options The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from December 3, 2018 Options

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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Options December 3, 2018: Dave is back from Canada as he welcomes comedians Jim Tews, Pat Byrne, and whoever else wanders into the building onto the show!

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Angel Witch  Angel Witch   Options Angel Witch 
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Rufus Wainwright  Sword of Damocles   Options  
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Tour  One of the Bad Guys   Options  
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Shirley Ellis  Soul Time   Options  
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The Misfits  Where Eagles Dare   Options  
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The Chambers Brothers  Funky   Options  
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Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band  Electricity   Options  
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Hallas  Astral Seer   Options  
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Tigers and Monkeys  In an Instant   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar 9:02pm Dennis D:

  9:02pm yippie:

pats back
  9:02pm JakeGould:

Firsties! Also, sorry you are banned from Twitter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02pm Trip (satellite state):

What's good gang <3
  9:02pm P-90:

Everyone’s favorite motherfucker!
  9:03pm JakeGould:

Avatar 9:03pm VFranQui:

Hey, Babies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03pm fleep:

[surfacing] Greetings
  9:03pm JakeGould:

Hello Dennis!!!
Avatar 9:03pm Erma Gherd:

hi chickens

Dave, thanks for the cameo and sorry you are banned on the tweety machine!
Avatar 9:04pm Dennis D:

Hi Jake
  9:04pm sunisthedrug:

Sounds so good from Miami! (Bienvenido a Míami!!)
  9:04pm JakeGould:

Dave is banned from Twitter for Hanukkah because he’s a bad Jew.
Avatar 9:04pm Jamie:

Hi everyone
Avatar 9:04pm VFranQui:

Yeah!!! Dancing wildly in my own mind!
  9:04pm BillDolanBDC:

Cannot believe Friendster just banned Dave out of nowhere. ENRAGED!!!
  9:05pm Lilith21:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05pm fleep:

  9:05pm pantz:

  9:05pm BillDolanBDC:

Seriously though. Let's make this show all about the butt. #SaveDave
Avatar 9:05pm VFranQui:

Building a bookshelf … in my mind!
Avatar 9:05pm Jamie:

Hi Dennis D Jake yippie trip VFranQui fleep ErmaGherd Bill Dolan and Lilith!
Avatar 9:06pm Dennis D:

yo Jamie
Avatar 9:06pm VFranQui:

Hi Jamie!
  9:06pm BillDolanBDC:

Say it with me

Avatar 9:06pm Jamie:

Damn the man! #SaveDave!
  9:06pm Lilith21:

Avatar 9:06pm VFranQui:

This song gives my brain a woody!
  9:07pm JakeGould:

Hey Jamie! You heard Dave was banned from Twitter, right?
Avatar 9:07pm Jamie:

@JakeGould - Yes I did
Avatar 9:07pm VFranQui:

  9:07pm BillDolanBDC:

Bannedy Gibb #SaveDave
Avatar 9:08pm Erma Gherd:

Avatar 9:08pm DaveHill:

Jamie did you get your Billy Joel message today?!
  9:08pm Lilith21:

Avatar 9:08pm Jamie:

@DaveHill I DID!!!! I loved it!!
  9:08pm sunisthedrug:

But can we talk about how sweet the show at Hanks was?! So good!!
Avatar 9:09pm Jamie:

It absolutely made my day!! :D
  9:09pm pantz:

can someone do a sarah McLaughlin style save dave video? someone think of the moms
Avatar 9:09pm Erma Gherd:

Hi Jamie! You are the cutest
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09pm chad from oregon:

Even nicer at twice the price is the Billy Joel massage!
Avatar 9:10pm DaveHill:

Thank you, sunisthedrug!
Avatar 9:10pm DaveHill:

Hey everybody!
Avatar 9:10pm Jamie:

@Erma - Thank you ^_^
Avatar 9:10pm Dennis D:

Avatar 9:10pm VFranQui:

Hey Dave!
  9:10pm Lilith21:

Twas Glorious nite!@sunisthedrug
Avatar 9:11pm DaveHill:

Thanks for coming, Lilith!
  9:11pm Lilith21:

Hello Dave!
Avatar 9:11pm DaveHill:

Hey Flying V!
  9:12pm BriJeypoo:

Hello!!! Davvyyy
Oh Bannedyyyyyy
Avatar 9:12pm VFranQui:

  9:12pm Lilith21:

Wouldn’t Miss It Dave!
  9:12pm pantz:

we love you face. goddamit
  9:13pm JakeGould:

Dave’s Sad Hanukkah: Banned from Twitter!
  9:14pm JakeGould:

Seven out of Eight days unable to tell Trump supporters how awesome Hanukkah is. The last day of Hanukkah on Twitter will be nuts!
Avatar 9:15pm VFranQui:

True, Jake. Everyone better stock up on vodka and Sunny D!
Avatar 9:16pm DaveHill:

Guys- I want to try and get the #savedave trending on Twitter tonight! Please help me! I can't tweet for another 5 days so it's on you!
  9:16pm JakeGould:

The last night of Hanukkah will be Dave’s own personal festival of fights!
  9:16pm Lilith21:

  9:16pm Xyrus Blaze:

Howdy y'all!
  9:16pm Lilith21:

Avatar 9:17pm Jamie:

Ohhh I love this song! They sampled this in a song by The Go! Team
Avatar 9:17pm VFranQui:

And so appropriate that it will be all pork(ing) all the time. lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17pm fleep:

So let it be tweeted; so let it be done
  9:17pm JakeGould:

What if you picked out Tweets you would like to respond to and then people in the comments-chat room will tweet what you say exactly with the attribution to you… And that hashtag.
  9:17pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Dave! Hey Hill People! Hey Paul Klee!
Avatar 9:18pm Jamie:

Hi Jimmy!
Avatar 9:18pm Dennis D:

hi Jimmy
Avatar 9:19pm Jamie:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19pm brycepunk1:

Hello sexy singles :)
  9:19pm JeffHQ:

Eagle has landed.
  9:20pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Jamie! Hey Dennis D!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Greetings, eaglets!
  9:21pm BillDolanBDC:

I just set the ball in motion.
  9:23pm JakeGould:

Whose ball?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24pm Switchblade Batman:

What up sexy singles
Avatar 9:24pm VFranQui:

Scared the pants right off me
  9:24pm Lilith21:

Me Toooooo!!!!
Avatar 9:25pm Buster Gonads:

Ow, my balls!
  9:25pm katharsis:

Hello radio people
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25pm brycepunk1:

  9:25pm JeffHQ:

Tews of rhe World!
Avatar 9:25pm Buster Gonads:

Hi Dave
  9:25pm BillDolanBDC:

Will he be on the Ones and Tews?
Avatar 9:25pm Buster Gonads:

Avatar 9:26pm Buster Gonads:

Shana's locked up in dave's basment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26pm Lunchbox3030:

by your command dave, i have joined to hang out with the sexy singles in my area
Avatar 9:26pm Buster Gonads:

Didja get high in canada dave?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27pm Switchblade Batman:

Avatar 9:27pm Erma Gherd:

  9:27pm JakeGould:

So what happens on Mondays now? :/
  9:27pm georgiegirl:

Avatar 9:27pm VFranQui:

Avatar 9:27pm Jamie:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! But I'm happy and excited for your future projects Dave!
  9:27pm Lilith21:

Avatar 9:28pm Buster Gonads:

especially with one hand
  9:28pm georgiegirl:

also oh no my radio heart doesn't show up
  9:28pm Lilith21:

Avatar 9:28pm cosmic matrix:

  9:28pm JeffHQ:

Shawshank Fuhklemption.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Gots to pay the bills. We'll miss you, but await your triumphant return. You might have some comments on the tweeter to keep us entertained.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29pm Folsom:

I blame the Broken Record podcast.
  9:29pm JakeGould:

I knew the podcast coming back meant something.
Avatar 9:29pm Ms. Sim:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I tuned in 15 minutes late, did Dave just QUIT!?!?!?!
  9:29pm shanghi1:

Sorry you're not allowed to leave
Avatar 9:29pm Ms. Sim:

First Twitter, now THIS??
  9:30pm Lilith21:

I’m sad
Avatar 9:30pm Buster Gonads:

backpack around europe for awhile thatll inspire your book writing
Avatar 9:30pm Ms. Sim:

I'm flipping every table in my house right now. FLIPPING GODDAMN TABLES.
  9:30pm JakeGould:

Donald Trump can still post but Dave can’t. It’s crazy. THAT IS NO IRONY!!!!
Avatar 9:30pm VFranQui:

Those bastards!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30pm Switchblade Batman:

That was pretty brill though Dave
  9:31pm Amy:

I just got tuned in!! Holy cow ... I missed big news!!
  9:31pm Johnzon:

that's outrageous! wait... it's twitter...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31pm adampsyche:

Avatar 9:31pm Jamie:

Get #SaveDave trending, I tweeted it already today!
Avatar 9:32pm Buster Gonads:

can phil lend you his twitter acct? "we dont need no strinking bodges!"
  9:32pm JakeGould:

Forget it Dave, it’s Twitter.
Avatar 9:32pm VFranQui:

My mom, who is not me in a gray wig, truly enjoyed all the butt stuff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32pm adampsyche:

handcuffing myself to twitter hq and then later to wfmu hq who's with me
Avatar 9:32pm Buster Gonads:

yng! that reminds me i need to step outside
  9:32pm Johnzon:

Im tempted to start a twitter but I think the techtonic guys would frown on that so Im just gonna send you some moral support for now!
  9:33pm JakeGould:

What happens to YngDave?
  9:33pm JakeGould:

@adampsyche: I see what you did there.
Avatar 9:33pm Ms. Sim:

NO. Now I'm POUTING. I've never progressed past my irrational toddler phase, so now I'm pouting and I'm unable to enjoy anything in light of tonight's news.
  9:33pm Johnzon:

I'm gonna quote you on that "orange bitch" re. drumph tho... classic
  9:33pm georgiegirl:

Dave don't go!!!!! First SUW and now you I can't live in this world anymore
  9:33pm shanghi1:

Good Eve Mr Bensonhurst
Avatar 9:34pm thermoanaero:

i was just wondring that jakegould (what will become of yngdave?)
Avatar 9:34pm VFranQui:

adam, y'all know I don't have handcuffs. Or duct tape. Or nipple clamps.
Avatar 9:34pm Buster Gonads:

fuck yeah dave, im in a very revolutionary mood these days
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34pm adampsyche:

  9:34pm JeffHQ:

...And YngCyst For All.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Dave's been snowflaked on the tweeter?
  9:35pm Lilith21:

I’m with you Adampsyche!
Avatar 9:35pm VFranQui:

I have not made it to Chelsea in my many trips to NYC. But I may be there very very soon.
Avatar 9:36pm Buster Gonads:

muschi in german means "pussy" go "meow", yng, por favor.
Avatar 9:36pm thermoanaero:

If you're breaking up with us dave can we at least still be friends?
  9:36pm JakeGould:

The Borg?
Avatar 9:36pm Buster Gonads:

like with madonna?
Avatar 9:36pm Jamie:

Like The Force?
Avatar 9:37pm VFranQui:

I luv that picture, Lilith21! You won Twitter.
  9:37pm Johnzon:

does the chip open a bag of chips?
Avatar 9:37pm Jamie:

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Avatar 9:37pm DaveHill:

I'm not breaking up with anybody, I just gotta finish this book and need all hands on deck! Meaning my two hands!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37pm chad from oregon:

YngMom always gives me my hug
  9:38pm BriJeypoo:

Oh Yngyyyy
Avatar 9:38pm VFranQui:

I will sign the pact to not have sex with a machine.… any more. Wait...
Avatar 9:38pm Jamie:

OMG YngMom!
  9:38pm Lilith21:

That picture is courtesy of the lovely and talented
Wade Snook! @VFranqui!
Feel free to tweet it out!!!!!
Avatar 9:38pm Buster Gonads:

i dont doubt that in many decades from they will do that yng. do u think you would've believed in the 1930s or whatever that people would have to wear electronic bracelets that monitor them?
  9:38pm Johnzon:

I hereby do sign said pact and solemnly swear not to get chipped even if the chip opens bags of chips and comes with a free bag of chips.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38pm Folsom:

Man we need YngDave, Dave Wyndorf, and YngMom on the final show!
  9:39pm Lilith21:

She’s soooo adorable
Avatar 9:39pm Buster Gonads:

or that the NSA has access to the GPS signal in our phones that track everywhere we go.
  9:40pm Lilith21:

Awwwwwww- so nice!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40pm Folsom:

Pizza at WFMU for the final show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40pm chad from oregon:

Yeah! Happy birthday YngMom!
  9:40pm sunisthedrug:

Makin it sooo..... so sweet!
Avatar 9:40pm Jamie:

This is heartwarming <3
Avatar 9:41pm Buster Gonads:

I'm not yng or anything
Avatar 9:41pm Buster Gonads:

night mrs yng
Avatar 9:41pm Ms. Sim:

It's weird. I try not to get emotional over random media events, but MAN am I suddenly depressed. This show is the funnest thing to ever happen on a Monday, and I'mma miss all of this spectacularly.
Avatar 9:41pm Buster Gonads:

daves gonna miss this
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Quality call right there.
  9:41pm Johnzon:

the nsa knows Im at a coney... but they don't know that that's what we call diners here! unless they have google
Avatar 9:42pm Erma Gherd:

why jamaica?
  9:42pm BriJeypoo:

LOL YngBark
  9:42pm Lilith21:

What?!!!! Go Dave!!
  9:43pm Lilith21:

Avatar 9:43pm Buster Gonads:

jamaican me crazy, ms sim, do ya know that? i always thought u were hot. wanna make out here while we still can?
  9:43pm JeffHQ:

“Sad Tanners: The Bad Manners Saga”
Avatar 9:43pm Dennis D:

someone will offer you weed down there
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43pm Tommy in Neversink:

I want to go for pizza with Dave Ingdave (?) and his mom
  9:43pm Johnzon:

this isn't really the last show is it? it's one a them... publicity stunt fake retirement back in six months dealibobs surely...
  9:43pm MadameLuke:

I am going over to Twitter right now to send personalized Your Mom messages to some top level assholes from Dave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43pm brycepunk1:

Poughkeepsie represent!
  9:43pm Lilith21:

  9:44pm sunisthedrug:

How many more 20 min do we have?? :((
Avatar 9:44pm Buster Gonads:

the last show for a long while. it's like the end of the world. let's fuck!
Avatar 9:45pm VFranQui:

Dave wore a dreadlock wig on Comedy Knockout. In a video bit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45pm Contrary Mary:

miss you already.... Sigh...:-(
  9:45pm JeffHQ:

@lilith21: Pick it up!
Avatar 9:45pm VFranQui:

Will this be an 'adult entertainment' film?
Avatar 9:45pm Buster Gonads:

my nuts will hafta ride side saddle, of course. right, VFQ? how are my nuts?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Poughkeepsie? Hi, neighbor!
Avatar 9:45pm Ms. Sim:

@MadameLuke - You rule. ALL POWER TO ALL THE PEOPLE.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46pm adampsyche:

hey i park in poughkeepsie!
Avatar 9:46pm Buster Gonads:

Poughkeepsie, do ya miss me?!
Avatar 9:47pm Ms. Sim:

OH, and for the record, those "your mom" barbs were some of the funniest shit on Twitter. Anybody who'd report that shit is a sniveling shithead.
Avatar 9:47pm Buster Gonads:

one day we'll work for bezos
Avatar 9:47pm VFranQui:

Shhhh, Buster!
  9:47pm MadameLuke:

I can’t find any republicans
Avatar 9:47pm VFranQui:

You know I have to act all sweet and virginlike
Avatar 9:48pm Jamie:

(Sorry I got distracted by the trailer for Captain Marvel)
  9:48pm BriJeypoo:

That guy is giggly
  9:48pm Johnzon:

can we get #savedave trending on the comments board or is that not helping?
Avatar 9:48pm Buster Gonads:

i love when you put your lips together and go "shhh", VFW
Avatar 9:49pm VFranQui:

I can do more than that with my lips!
  9:50pm sunisthedrug:

Not everyone who listens to this show pays attention to twitter.....
  9:50pm iandiareii:

"... and featuring Dave Hill as Amelia Earhart."

Redefining sexy one leather flying helmet at a time.
Avatar 9:51pm Buster Gonads:

mercy! what would you do, VFQ??
  9:52pm Lilith21:

Avatar 9:53pm DaveHill:

I did, Flying V!
Avatar 9:53pm DaveHill:

But I didn't keep it!
Avatar 9:53pm Ms. Sim:

Just tweeted the hell out of #SaveDave
  9:53pm Robert in Paris:

I’m UP! I’M UP!
Avatar 9:54pm Ms. Sim:

And did it with posh and élan
Avatar 9:55pm Erma Gherd:

I retweeted a bunch of #savedave

I'm very into the podcast though. I just want Dave's "handlers" to update his calendar for live shows more frequently. That is all I ask.
  9:56pm georgiegirl:

so proud that #savedave was my first tweet ever
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:57pm Tome:

bit.ly... ,,
  9:57pm Johnzon:

Avatar 9:57pm Buster Gonads:

get drunk on air, fuck it , dave!
Avatar 9:57pm VFranQui:

Avatar 9:57pm Buster Gonads:

carson and ed mcmahon did
  9:58pm erok hell:

I just drew Merle haggard in king diamond makeup on Twitter.
Avatar 9:58pm Buster Gonads:

wish priests would learn that
  9:59pm JeffHQ:

The Specials “A Message To You, Moody”
  9:59pm Amy:

@erma YES!!
Avatar 10:01pm Jamie:

Yay Erma!
Avatar 10:01pm VFranQui:

Oh, I would handcuff you!
Avatar 10:01pm Jamie:

@erok that's outstanding!
Avatar 10:02pm Ms. Sim:

We're all so melancholy, I feel like we need to hear Glen Campbell's "I'm Not Gonna Miss You" so we can full-on weep like babies.
Avatar 10:03pm VFranQui:

I'm about to read "Poking a Dead Frog". Dave is in it.
  10:04pm erok hell:

Thanks! Any drawings I do are for sale if interested.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07pm Folsom:

Dave's last song next week needs to be Lee Dorsey's "So Long"
  10:07pm BriJeypoo:

I love "Poking a Dead Frog"!
Avatar 10:08pm spacecowboy:

is dave quitting - whats the deal?
  10:08pm Lilith21:

Avatar 10:09pm VFranQui:

I don't want to cry. Not again. I am such a girly bitch about this.
Avatar 10:10pm Erma Gherd:

@spacecowboy = he's "taking a break" and this is the second-to-last show.
Avatar 10:10pm spacecowboy:

Avatar 10:12pm Ms. Sim:

Oh sure. If I had a dollar for every boyfriend who said we were "taking a break"

...I could pay to have them all murdered. Mwah ha ha...
Avatar 10:13pm VFranQui:

Well, since I am not a virgin, I have not backstory.
Avatar 10:14pm spacecowboy:

that means quitting
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:15pm Folsom:

@erok you should do a DH pic with him in Match Game, his answer card showing "your mom", extra points adding Charles Nelson Reilly.
Avatar 10:16pm VFranQui:

I know my basement was flooded, just from the pix
Avatar 10:17pm VFranQui:

Not in Ohio, apparently
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:18pm Vanessa bikes:

Did he say Gubjub is here?
Avatar 10:20pm VFranQui:

I totes get this , Cherry. I hate clothing.
Avatar 10:25pm VFranQui:

I am always an unclothed American in my apartment. I hope to be able to run naked through the streets of NYC/NJ soon.
Avatar 10:26pm Dennis D:

Triple C
  10:27pm cherry dazzle:

Yes. What’s your favorite sea? Triple C. ❤️
  10:27pm erok hell:

Good idea
  10:27pm Lilith21:

Avatar 10:27pm Jamie:

Hi Cherry!
  10:28pm cherry dazzle:

Yes Dennis D
Avatar 10:28pm Dennis D:

hi cherry dazzle
  10:29pm cherry dazzle:

Yes VFranQui! Always naked.
Avatar 10:30pm Erma Gherd:

this feels like a weird lonely song!
  10:30pm Lilith21:

Hot Jam!!!
Avatar 10:31pm VFranQui:

Yes, Cherry, I am.
Avatar 10:31pm Dennis D:

i'm glad this song hasno yodelling
  10:31pm erok hell:

One of my new fav records in Hallas!
Avatar 10:31pm Slick Goldtooth:

Hey gang, free dave
Avatar 10:32pm VFranQui:

Once I relo to NY area I can let my titties out on the city streets.
Avatar 10:32pm Dennis D:

yes its legal to go topless in NYC
Avatar 10:33pm Dennis D:

little chilly though
  10:34pm yippie:

i hope the pieman calls in tonite
Avatar 10:35pm Dennis D:

the original pieman????
Avatar 10:35pm VFranQui:

I found that out when I was there this summer, Dennis. I wish I had pulled the girls out then. I would have gotten more than a contact high from walking through the smoke.
Avatar 10:36pm VFranQui:

It's chilly now, but I think I can find someone to warm me up.
Avatar 10:37pm Buster Gonads:

@dennis d - so why cant i walk around with my balls out on a day then? huh?
Avatar 10:37pm Buster Gonads:

Avatar 10:38pm Buster Gonads:

especially me, dave
Avatar 10:38pm Dennis D:

Try it buster i have no idea
Avatar 10:39pm VFranQui:

Buster, you can leave your balls out. I think that is allowed in NYC. I think it's actually a law now.
  10:39pm yippie:

the yippie pie throwa
Avatar 10:39pm Buster Gonads:

Free my balls too!
  10:39pm cherry dazzle:

Legal since 1992.
Avatar 10:39pm Dennis D:

Aarojn Kaye?
  10:40pm yippie:

  10:40pm yippie:

aron kaye
  10:40pm erok hell:

Sorry Dave I don’t know how to say it either.
Avatar 10:40pm Dennis D:

didn't know he was still around
Avatar 10:40pm Fox:

Hello funny humans! Hello Jim Tews who used to be my neighbor!
Avatar 10:40pm Dennis D:

yeah bad typist
Avatar 10:41pm Buster Gonads:

so whatll be on in place of dave-o?
  10:41pm cherry dazzle:

Can someone fill me in. Dave has one more show forever and ever? My heart just sunk.
Avatar 10:41pm VFranQui:

I can't wait until I can walk down the street with my boobs out! I expect lots of free drinks. Just bring me bags of 40s. Cause I'm at least a 42.
Avatar 10:42pm Dennis D:

not forever, for his new book
  10:42pm yippie:

aron kaye needs a little help getting around but he's breathing the last i heard
  10:42pm Marc15:

Your account is still there
Avatar 10:43pm VFranQui:

Not in age, in tittiy size
Avatar 10:43pm Dennis D:

i;m really surprised to hear he was still alive, we are allgetting old
Avatar 10:43pm Slick Goldtooth:

Fuck the jerkoffs at twitter, have they not seen the millions of actual card carrying nazis and klansmen attacking everyone under the sun?
  10:43pm yippie:

so far in 11 years in NYC I've seen 4 topless women outside in public, 2 crackheads and 2 joggers
Avatar 10:43pm VFranQui:

Is there anyone who can help me into my corset?
  10:43pm yippie:

not counting mermaid parade or nude bike ride
Avatar 10:43pm Dennis D:

Avatar 10:44pm Slick Goldtooth:

Give Yng the slot
Avatar 10:44pm Slick Goldtooth:

and Don from union beach
Avatar 10:45pm Dennis D:

they'd have to broadcast from his house
Avatar 10:45pm Buster Gonads:

dennis, can you help me with VFQ's knockers? i can only lift one or i'll hurt my back.
  10:45pm P-90:

I’m guessing the contract says the book has to be “book length”
  10:45pm yippie:

Avatar 10:45pm Dennis D:

longtime no Don
Avatar 10:45pm VFranQui:

I got a waist trainer, but my waist is still not behaving.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

If trusty assistant Shaina Feinberg was on the ball, it wouldn't have come to that.
Avatar 10:47pm VFranQui:

I done told you, Buster, you need to do some stretches and deep knee bends first.
Avatar 10:47pm Buster Gonads:

um i think youre wayyy beyond training bras, lassie
  10:47pm P-90:

This is like that nightmare where you dream you realize it’s suddenly like the Friday night before a major term paper is due, and you haven’t started it yet...
Avatar 10:47pm Buster Gonads:

oh, jesus, someone let shana out of daves basement b4 he goes off air!
Avatar 10:48pm VFranQui:

No, a waist trainer. The bra is for professionals.
Avatar 10:48pm Buster Gonads:

  10:48pm Marc15:

Chapter 1, Page 1?
Avatar 10:48pm VFranQui:

  10:49pm Lilith21:

Very excited for the new book!!
  10:49pm Marc15:

So who is filling in for Dave?
Avatar 10:50pm Buster Gonads:

I'm gonna miss you most Lilly
  10:50pm BriJet:

It's good to leaf through the book before reading! Good for the brain!
Avatar 10:50pm Buster Gonads:

wasnt that on Volume 4?
  10:50pm BriJet:

This is like when Moxy Früvous said they were going on "hiatus" 18 years ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51pm Switchblade Batman:

I'd give it a shit @VFran
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51pm Switchblade Batman:

*SHOT, I'd give it a shot @VFran
  10:51pm Lilith21:

Avatar 10:51pm Buster Gonads:

ive been doing a lil baking in the holly hobbie oven (dave, call me, lemme write you some jokes. i'll be your paul mooney.)
Avatar 10:51pm VFranQui:

I almost want to try pot after listening to that. lol. dm me YngDave
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I've got a feeling that Matt Warwick will be the fill-in person. #morefelder
  10:53pm Lilith21:

Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day!
  10:53pm Dave Miss:

live Chris Lee! from the Saint too!
  10:53pm Lilith21:

Avatar 10:53pm VFranQui:

Twittmo is super funny!
Avatar 10:54pm Buster Gonads:

its huge in dc
  10:54pm erok hell:

I’m stoned and typing at yngdave
Avatar 10:54pm Buster Gonads:

aw, someone contact matt from springfield
Avatar 10:54pm Slick Goldtooth:


gotcha right here dave,
Avatar 10:55pm Slick Goldtooth:

High Commission of Canada
3 West Kings House Road
Waterloo Road Entrance
Kingston, Jamaica
Avatar 10:55pm VFranQui:

I don't know how to react anymore. I am horrified that I will have to wear pants. Or shirt. Pretty much any clothing.
  10:55pm P-90:

Avatar 10:55pm Slick Goldtooth:

Acadians man they basically became cajuns
  10:56pm yngdave666:

I just checked in and you have no DM or else I would of!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57pm Switchblade Batman:

@Jack is the new MySpace Tom
Avatar 10:57pm Buster Gonads:

scroll up i said that earlier
  10:57pm yngdave666:

No imposter
Avatar 10:58pm Buster Gonads:

u can totally do it dave, just dont say its u
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58pm Switchblade Batman:

How about like a shawl or a cloak @VFran
  10:58pm Lilith21:

Do It!!!!
Avatar 10:58pm Ms. Sim:

YES! rotating twitter accounts is a great idea. When one gets banned you switch to the next, by the time you get through everyone, everyone will be back online.
Avatar 10:58pm Buster Gonads:

but everyone liek us will know its you
Avatar 10:58pm Buster Gonads:

thats hot, ms sim, grrrre
Avatar 10:59pm Erma Gherd:

I am in to retweet bullshit
Avatar 10:59pm Slick Goldtooth:

The devils lost 5-1 tonight, i'm suspect if danne is sober
Avatar 10:59pm Ms. Sim:

  11:00pm Marc15:

What Twitter account of Dave’s is suspended? MrDaveHill is still active
Avatar 11:01pm Ms. Sim:

@Marc15: he can't post. :(
Avatar 11:01pm Dennis D:

he can't accsess his account
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Can you create an account called DaveHill'sMom and post from there?
Avatar 11:03pm VFranQui:

yng, I am very much around. Were you looking on Twitter?
  11:03pm BriJet:

Whoa Calvin!
Avatar 11:04pm VFranQui:

Twitter sux balls! And not in a good way. Not they way I do.
  11:04pm Marc15:

Ohhhh. Dave Hill is suspended and Trump is still Tweeting hate by the hour. No justice
  11:05pm Marc15:

@Ms Sim :-(
  11:05pm Lilith21:

Avatar 11:05pm northguineahills:

Woah, I know the guys from Tigers and Monkeys, and went to school w/ them. And then when I moved to Brooklyn, they moved next door to me!
Avatar 11:05pm Dennis D:

As long as VFran sucks balls the world is well
Avatar 11:06pm Fox:

Jim, do you still mention Louie as a credit?
Avatar 11:06pm Ms. Sim:

Whoa, saucy, Dennis D!
Avatar 11:07pm Dennis D:

are they following you?
Avatar 11:07pm Danne D:

Avatar 11:07pm Jamie:

Avatar 11:07pm Dennis D:

She started it !!! :)
Avatar 11:08pm Danne D:

Hiya folks :)
Avatar 11:08pm VFranQui:

I know, right! I am making the world a much better place. I need to establish a ball-sucking nonprofit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08pm chad from oregon:

Avatar 11:09pm VFranQui:

I'll have to start a GoFundMe/
Avatar 11:10pm Dennis D:

many men like balls sucked
Avatar 11:11pm Buster Gonads:

<-------'ere ya go , dave, et al
  11:12pm hidingintrumpsamerica:

..so is pat byrne not actively trying to get back on wfmu's regular air at the moment, or is he trying and not succeeding..? because IF the latter, then gd, put prove it back on asap!
Avatar 11:12pm VFranQui:

so I've hear. Since I am a virgin.
Avatar 11:13pm Dennis D:

you don't sound like a virgin
  11:13pm Marc15:

Thank you @Lilith
Avatar 11:13pm Dennis D:

but i'm naive
  11:14pm Lilith21:

Luci Rules!!
Avatar 11:15pm Dennis D:

Dave weed will find you
Avatar 11:15pm Dennis D:

down there
Avatar 11:15pm VFranQui:

You don't know , Dennis.
Avatar 11:15pm Buster Gonads:

what the hell are you waiting for dave?? it makes music awesome.uoull come up with new styles to play
  11:15pm Lilith21:

Have you never tried Pot?
Avatar 11:16pm Ms. Sim:

Woo! Let's hang out and take drugs!
Avatar 11:16pm Ms. Sim:

Also, I need to join a band with all haste if strangers are gonna hoist their stash at you.
Avatar 11:16pm Buster Gonads:

gettin like last weeks episode
  11:17pm erok hell:

I think that’s the reason Dave has put out so many books.
  11:17pm Lilith21:

No to coke!! Ugh
Avatar 11:17pm Dennis D:

weeds ok with me
Avatar 11:17pm VFranQui:

I'm gonna say I have never done drugs. And that's the last we talk about it.
Avatar 11:17pm Buster Gonads:

without all the peeing and hangovers dave, no whisky dick
Avatar 11:18pm Buster Gonads:

the late 80s were fun
Avatar 11:18pm Fox:

I definitely had a roommate wake me up at 8am so I could do coke with him.
Avatar 11:18pm Dennis D:

coke is horrible
Avatar 11:19pm VFranQui:

I superhate whiskey dick! Sometimes you have to throw a dude out of the window.;
Avatar 11:19pm Erma Gherd:

Coke makes you feel like a full-on ROCKSTAR, super confident and awesome. So I hear.
Avatar 11:19pm Dennis D:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19pm Switchblade Batman:

I'm a fan of ambien
Avatar 11:19pm VFranQui:

I am going to the Bahamas in Feb.
Avatar 11:19pm Buster Gonads:

makes sex way more awesome. im like the energizer bunny
Avatar 11:20pm Dennis D:

no coke canmake you allparanoid and withdrawn
Avatar 11:20pm VFranQui:

Coke makes me sleepy. Is that what usually happens?
Avatar 11:21pm Buster Gonads:

a little viking friend works great for hangovers
Avatar 11:21pm Ms. Sim:

Of all the drugs people say I should not take, coke is the one least like the ones they say are awful.
  11:22pm ike:

Not that I know squat about weed but I thought Jamaica was supposed to be the worst place to do it. Isn’t it actually super-illegal there? Colorado is probably way better.
Avatar 11:22pm Dennis D:

i did coke for 25 years i wouldn't recommend it
Avatar 11:22pm VFranQui:

I like dad weed because I like dad dick
Avatar 11:23pm Dennis D:

i'm not a dad but i have a dick
Avatar 11:24pm Dennis D:

i have been in Jamaica and getting weed was safe and plentiful
Avatar 11:25pm Danne D:

See and you thought Dave and Trump had nothing in common...
  11:25pm Lilith21:

That’s horrible!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25pm Switchblade Batman:

Avatar 11:25pm Buster Gonads:

awesome, totally awesome!
Avatar 11:25pm Erma Gherd:

that's way too close to a David Sedaris story and I'm horrified.
  11:25pm P-90:

You don’t want to go past getting urinated on in the showers to whatever the next level might be...
Avatar 11:26pm Buster Gonads:

we didnt take showers in high school, eff that
  11:26pm erok hell:

That’s so horrifying!
Avatar 11:26pm VFranQui:

Wait, I am a virgin. Except when I listen to Skrillex and some Faith No More
Avatar 11:27pm Ms. Sim:

That poop-towel story may be the most savage, lord-of-the-flies shit I've ever heard in person. Radio-person, but you know what I mean.
  11:27pm erok hell:

The asswipe towels that is
Avatar 11:28pm Buster Gonads:

my dad has a dick -- thats why i'm here
  11:29pm erok hell:

I love that movie!
Avatar 11:29pm VFranQui:

Buster, what've you dad into? Give him my 411.
  11:29pm Lilith21:

Those boys screwing with the towels need an
Eastern Promises locker moment
Avatar 11:29pm Erma Gherd:


David Sedaris has a shit towel story too - I saw him read last year and someone had previously said, "hey you know the culprit was your Yia-Yia, right?" and he was like, "oh man of course."
Avatar 11:30pm Buster Gonads:

awesome, totally awesome!
Avatar 11:32pm Farts-A-Plenty:

Avatar 11:33pm VFranQui:

If only dicks came in Costco sizes.
Avatar 11:33pm Farts-A-Plenty:

u ease into it dave, u didnt get loaded the first time u drank, right dave?
Avatar 11:33pm Fox:

Suggestion to Dave: Listen to trippy music in headphones. That's the best use of it.
Avatar 11:33pm Dennis D:

Costco Dad Dick
Avatar 11:34pm Fox:

It being weed.
Avatar 11:34pm Delbert Dumbutt:

u r really missing out , dave.
Avatar 11:34pm VFranQui:

I love David Sedaris. If only I was a dude
Avatar 11:36pm Delbert Dumbutt:

its 9pm and i just ate dark chocolate bar, a bag of flat seasoned preztels, and a bag of peanuts, doesnt that sound god, dave? and im not done yet!
Avatar 11:36pm VFranQui:

HEY, Farts, my sweetie!
Avatar 11:36pm Fox:

Avatar 11:37pm VFranQui:

David Sedaris makes me a young sexy girl.
Avatar 11:38pm Delbert Dumbutt:

Here's fartin at ya, vfkid
  11:40pm BriJet:

Aww good dad!
Avatar 11:40pm VFranQui:

I wish I could do some serious ass-shaking right how.
  11:41pm Johnzon:

78 calls on hold?!
Avatar 11:41pm Danne D:

Holy Hell I thought that was Don for a second there
Avatar 11:42pm Dennis D:

Big bootie?
  11:42pm Robert in Paris:

Thanks Bri
Avatar 11:42pm Dennis D:

me too Danne
Avatar 11:42pm Ms. Sim:

I thought it was Don, too!
Avatar 11:42pm Danne D:

better than being on a low-atus
Avatar 11:43pm VFranQui:

Bootie shakin' time, y'all!
Avatar 11:44pm VFranQui:

You know I got the dadonkadonk, Dennis.
Avatar 11:46pm Delbert Dumbutt:

ship a turd to them like in pink flamingoes
Avatar 11:46pm Dennis D:

low rent softcore
Avatar 11:46pm Dennis D:

i can tell V
Avatar 11:48pm Delbert Dumbutt:

in 1984 my friend and i used to go shoplifting at the deli,. we' stick penthouse and playboys in the newspaper and buy the newspaper. pockets full of gum. one would distract while the other would be busy stashing the goods. got caught once, ran like hell. like 14yo. yeah, ive lived ha
  11:49pm Lilith21:

This is why you’re so adorable!
Avatar 11:50pm Jamie:

  11:50pm BriJet:

i just heard the cord fart!
Avatar 11:51pm Delbert Dumbutt:

u hear of that explosion in jersey? that very field was my friends house in 84, where we'd explode balloons full of acetylene welding gas. fucking LOUD! the high school across the street my friends blew up the tkt booth w a pipe bomb -- blew that fucker apart ah its great to grow up in rural sussex cty nj in the 80o
Avatar 11:53pm Delbert Dumbutt:

soot gallons of gas with a rifle to blow shit up
Avatar 11:53pm Dennis D:

in bikinis
Avatar 11:53pm Delbert Dumbutt:

Avatar 11:55pm Dennis D:

I understand
  11:55pm Lilith21:

Avatar 11:55pm VFranQui:

I just bit myself
Avatar 11:56pm Delbert Dumbutt:

dave, on the last show tell yng to call you next week
  11:56pm Dave Miss:

Hello to Chris Lee!
  11:58pm BriJet:

Avatar 11:59pm Delbert Dumbutt:

dave, could you live broadcast the Incident line online every now and then? u could do it on yt and make revenue. audience 24/7, live to attract wider audience / epxand it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59pm Trip (satellite state):

Goodnight everybody <3
Avatar 12:00am Danne D:

Thanks for a great show Dave and Pat and Jim and Chris and all! :D
Until next week!
Avatar 12:00am Dennis D:

goodnight kids
Avatar 12:00am Ms. Sim:

omfg, this is the second to last show. I don't even know what to do with myself. O_O
Avatar 12:01am Danne D:

Pat Byrne's next band name: Cord Fart
Avatar 12:01am Jamie:

Goodnight everyone, thank you Dave Jim Pat and Chris for the great show!
Avatar 12:02am Delbert Dumbutt:

come 'ere, lemme console u , ms sims, my dear
Avatar 12:04am Jamie:

Until next week
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