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November 28, 2018: Single Phone Line Theater: Call 201-209-0750

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Hey Kids! Tonight, we present a very special episode of Seven Second Delay: The first-ever Single Phone Line Theater production of Charles Dicken's holiday classic, A Christmas Carol. Here is how it will work:

Ken and Andy will begin the show by insulting one another briefly, and then casting the six parts for the play. Download the full script here.

Here is the problem: We only have one phone line tonight. So our cast will have to take turns reading their parts.

It's as if we are performing a play on the radio and there is only one phone line to call.

IF YOU ARE IN THE CAST: whenever it is your line, call this number: 201-209-0750 (that really is a new number!). Once Nick the Bard vets you, we will put you on the air, and you will deliver the next line.

Want to join us? Download the script here, and here is a pic of the first page of this heartwarming piece of theater: